Some Deep, Philosophical Questions

[MoviesAllaAG]

If teens are emotional rollercoasters, what's a non-emotional rollercoaster?

[angelgrrl17]

Can a demetor suck the soul out of a Horcrux?

[Arborverden]

Even better...Did Adam have a belly button?

[MissiCupcake553]

If you ate your stomach, where would it go?

This question haunts me.

Not really a philosophigalajiggy question but hey.

[PrettyOdd1298]

What did the person think they were doing when they first milked a cow???o.O

[Arborverden]

@PrettyOdd1298 They were copying calves that drink their mother's milk. Duh.

[1DasOmen]

Along with the nipples on Adam....why are Adam and Eve painted with belly buttons....

[loumiller2009]

Please tell me you josh

[laughalltheway1]

your eye on the right looks green and the other one brown....

[toaster1339]

Do we have hands to grab something or can we grab something because we have hands?

[kenzietheterrible]

"I saw your beard first"

[Kyuubiawsome]

What Is? What is Is? It is better to know how to learn, then to know.!

[bluethird]

As a black belt in Karate i'd like to add the point that the drawer of your life can hold many things, but it is allways on rails.... only the shelf is truly free.

[0oJellyBeanso0]

If God made the world and everything in it, how did god begin?

[nicolasito77]

your hot

[Lauen324]

@nicolasito77

Her hot what?

[LyricallySanee]

- Why do we call buildings ''buildings'' if they're already built?

- Why are pizza boxes square if pizzas are round?

- Why do pubs have car parks if you arent meant to drink and drive?

- Why doesnt glue stick to its lid?

[musicbox193]

@LyricallySanee I'd say glue does stick to it's lid

[zvg4]

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

[kevinandre91]

Why do you have to be both interesting and attractive. It's quite distracting.

[jayci68]

@kevinandre91 That same thought goes through my head while I'm watching any of her videos

[Bazookafreak101]

who invented hugs? the first one musta been pretty weird

[Talkemist]

The alphabet was made be listining to all the sounds people make the most often. The order is a random thing. Yes there is a speed of light it's called lightspeed. There is no speed of dark because dark can't move. Light moves darkness doesn't. You have succeeded at failing. Anymore questions, I love answering them.

[mclarke825]

There is even a bigger question about Adam and Eve that people have argued about for ages - did they have navels? They weren't born so they wouldn't have needed umbilical cords. But isn't it in humans' genetic makeup to have them?

[goatheads369]

If you were born deaf, what language would you think in?

[weumumaway]

@goatheads369 Pictures :)

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

"Won't" is the contracted version of "Will not". It is the same as "Don't" which is do not, "Haven't" which is "Have not" etc.

[mclarke825]

@iMacOSXSnowLeopard But it's not the same. "Don't" has "do" in it, and "haven't" has "have" in it. But "won't" doesn't have "will" in it - it has "wo," which doesn't make sense. But nobody says "willn't."

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

@mclarke825 I never said they did. the 'o' in won't comes from the 'o' in NOT. WILL NOT.

[rachelofpie]

@iMacOSXSnowLeopard But the apostrophe stands in place of the o.

[fullmetalx91]

If quizzes make you quizzical, what does a test make you?

[candybell357]

@fullmetalx91 Testicle.

[ishassinger23]

Why do people say: I could care less. Because thats saying they DO care...should people say "I couldn't care less" instead? hmm....

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

@ishassinger23 The correct phrase is "I couldn't care less". You need to realise that the majority of the population have no idea what they are actually saying. They know how to say it, but they do not know why they are saying it.

[voollyball]

@ishassinger23 Educated people say "I couldn't care less." because that is correct. It is WRONG to say "I could care less." if you are trying to say that it doesn't matter at all to you.

[HannahOnAir]

I think won't means (or used to mean) would not :)

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

@HannahOnAir The contracted version of "Would not" is wouldn't. Won't has never meant "Would not". Contractions are informal words only used in modern language.

[SuperLarry4]

If a tomato is a fruit, then is ketchup just a smoothie? Somebody please get back to me on this.

[Kogamii]

@SuperLarry4 it just might be a chutney ... but who am i to know ^^

[candybell357]

@SuperLarry4 Philosoraptor, right?

[Arborverden]

@SuperLarry4 If so, that's one bizarre smoothie, because ketchup has more than just tomatoes in it.

[SkateAndCheerGirl]

@SuperLarry4 is apple sauce a smoothie?

[MusicAdd4ever]

@thelauraroar Hmm actors? Maybe..

[44SCB]

An atheist has bean getting me on the nipple thing 4 a long time! Thanks!

[fathomitthrice]

If you're completely immersed in water, are you really wet? Because, technichally, you're not wet until the water clings to you and everything around you is dry. So you're not really wet yet, right?

[waytogo246]

why is green not a primary colour when it is everywhere in nature?

[MusicAdd4ever]

@waytogo246 Because you can make the color yourself, all you need to do is to mix yellow and blue if I'm not wrong :)

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

@waytogo246 Just because it is in nature doesn't mean that it is a primary colour. Green is made up of the pigments blue and yellow. We see purple and pink everywhere in nature also, but they are not primary colours.

[Talkemist]

@waytogo246 because the primary colours are those colours you can't get by mixing. If you mix blue and yellow you get green. But you cannot mix two colours to get red or yellow or blue. However the four of them are the basic colour. So you first have the primary colours (red, blue and yellow) then the basic colours (res, green, blue and yellow) and then the common colours (red, green, black?, blue, purple, grey, brown, pink, orange, yellow & white). BTW all the common colours are found in nature

[GumiYummi]

Why did JK Rowling name Lily and Petunia both flower names?? If Harry was a girl would he have been like rose or something?

[DiamondMimiF]

does anyone else think she looks like amanda bynes?

[xXChaosHavokXx]

1. Went was taken

2. Its a modified sweat gland.

3. I don't understand the question?

[ryuuk96]

Why is there a 'g' in the words thought and though?

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

@ryuuk96 It comes from the Dutch word "gedachte", which then became "thoght" in old english, and now "thought". Hopefully that answers your question.

[ryuuk96]

@iMacOSXSnowLeopard Thanks!

[lilmissveggie]

Yes.

[monkeytoenails123]

what came first the chicken or the egg?? My teacher was talking about philosphy and he said this is one of the questions so i've been wondering and who decided after cow milk to milk a goat??

[goatheads369]

@monkeytoenails123 Well, niether the chicken or the egg would have naturally came first. One of them had to be created. God created all things.

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

@goatheads369 No he didn't. And you have just contradicted yourself. If god did create all things, than he would have created the chicken first, and then the rooster.

[goatheads369]

@iMacOSXSnowLeopard I meant that neither the chicken or the egg could have come first on its own. It had to be created.

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

@goatheads369 Okay. Fair enough. I'm guessing you are religious?

[goatheads369]

@iMacOSXSnowLeopard Yes :)

[Talkemist]

@monkeytoenails123 The chicken, whether your religious or you follow the sane way of evolution. In both versions the chicken had to come first. I've you believe in any kind of creation story then you believe something something god created all the animals and therefore the chicken, that first chicken laid an egg. So it was first the chicken, however evolution tells is that over the course of centuries slowly live has developed, meaning there first was another creature akin to the chicken and

[Talkemist]

slowly over time it evolved and evolved and finnally became what is now known to be a chicken. The same goes for all life, it all evolved from one kind into another.

[rachelofpie]

@Talkemist Ah, but if you subscribe to the theory of evolution, a creature that is /almost/ a chicken laid an egg, which hatched into a chicken. I consider that egg to have been a chicken egg, as it contained a chicken.

[DoctorSneakynipples]

why are you not naked?

[Tonyokay87]

Please do not call this philosophy.

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

@Tonyokay87 I will be sure not to call "this" philosophy, because it is merely a word.

[tikipro]

Where did the spork come from

[cottoncandycool]

WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF A SNOWMAN

[waldrop32]

Did Noah have termites on the ark?

[hersheyluva]

who was the first person to look at a cow and go, i'm gonna pull those things under its belly and drink whatever comes out?

[goatheads369]

@hersheyluva They knew milk was in it because they had seen the calfs drink from it.

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

@goatheads369 Well said.

[jake3393]

@hersheyluva

or you could just think about it

and see that calfs drink that milk, therefore it should be good for us to drink it

sames goes for having sex

who thought im gonna shove my dick in this bitches axe wound...

ever noticed how a puppy has never seen anyone/thing have sex

and yet it still humps shit later in life...

[jayci68]

@hersheyluva I want to know who the first person was who looked at a lobster and thought, "Hmmm, with a little butter, that could be dinner!"

[StrumItOut]

@hersheyluva um they just saw it feeding its calf....so they knew milk came out -___-:

[PeterCarthy]

@hersheyluva  the guy who saw calves doing it.

[me2ontube]

@hersheyluva i never laughed so hard in my life

[Hannahoot]

Why do sleeping pill bottles have warning labels saying "May cause drowsiness" when that's exactly what they're intended to do. Oh and another one. Why do some matresses have "Do not swallow" warnings? Yea, cause I'm definitely gonna try to swallow a damn matress..

[masterofpuppets22495]

What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will now grow."

[iMacOSXSnowLeopard]

@masterofpuppets22495 Paradox

[Talkemist]

@masterofpuppets22495 the first second he sais it, nothing will happen because up untill that moment he isn't lying, but as soon as the fairytail mechanics have figured out he is lying it will grow. After which it will shrink again because he at that point isn't lying anymore.

[thesuperchony13]

@masterofpuppets22495 ITS A TRAP!

[icandy71]

@masterofpuppets22495 He'd die.

[wowkik]

she's kinda hot

[lucasorelious]

@wowkik you got that right : D

[00PhsycoticLiamb00]

@wowkik Seriously! I'm a girl and I still think she's "bangin' "!

[infidel94]

What is a question?

[flowerfades]

I understand getting meat from animals, but what possessed people to drink milk? Like "Hmm, this just came out of a cow. I think I'll drink it." Really?? Why would you do that?

[Hannahoot]

@flowerfades Also, what was the guy who discovered cow milk doing? Did he just think "Oh, I think I'll pull on these dangly things and see what happens..."

[unforgettable789]

If you only use towels when you're completly clean, how do they get dirty?

[steveek123]

@unforgettable789 Towels become damp which is a perfect environment for bacteria to start growing. Therefore your towels are now full of fuck. So wash them

[greenemu]

should adam and eve have belly buttons??

[Wittgensteinism]

lol

These are not philosophical questions. Unless of course you're using the word "philosophical" to mean "gravely confused".

I don't think "nipples" are a philosophical topic..

[imorio]

@Wittgensteinism Well, actuelly these questions are philosophical...

[Wittgensteinism]

@imorio What about anything she said is "philosophical" to you???

[imorio]

@Wittgensteinism A philosophical question is just a question about something nobody thinks about or everyone thinks is normal. The question about the nipples fits that perfectly.

[Wittgensteinism]

@imorio lmao

"something nobody thinks about" ???

So i guess all of Western Philosophical literature can't be deemed "philosophy" because it's ideas that have already been thought about huh?

or "everyone thinks is normal"?? Well, then i guess you've proved me right yet again; this video doesn't address a question about something everyone thinks is normal. The question of nipples is simply misguided; the most accurate description about philosophical inquiry can be levered.

Adam didn't exist..

[natedaug1]

@Wittgensteinism These are philosophical questions, who decides what is a philosophic question and what is not? The nipples question, could be asked like this, for a philosophic question, since modern science follows the female genome, and the creation story in the bible contradicts this, can one take the bible literally? Also if you try and get all Wittgensteinian, and say there are no valid philosophic questions, Wittgenstein came to change his views in the P.I., because if you think about

[Wittgensteinism]

@natedaug1 "since modern science follows the female genome, and the creation story in the bible contradicts this, can one take the bible literally?"

Is THIS your philosophical question?

lol... Is that all u got?

Simple. It's an empirical question: Does science contradict the literal interpretation of the Bible?"

Yes.

"Can one take the Bible literally?"

Well, interesting wording (to say the least) but of COURSE one CAN. You just don't accept the science. So Yes, one CAN take it literally

[natedaug1]

@Wittgensteinism Two sources my professor who taught the Wittgenstein class said they are two different philosophies in the Tractatus and P.I., and the opening sentence in the section on P.I. in Wikipedia says the same thing. Wittgenstein is famous for completely changing his viewpoint on philosophy in his life. Not too be rude, but that is common knowledge, so read more Wittgenstein. Also of course it can be asked, he just thought it was a waste of time to ask, because you can't answer it.

[Wittgensteinism]

@natedaug1 "Wittgenstein is famous for completely changing his viewpoint on philosophy in his life"

Wow. A simple sentence like that shows me how little you understand Wittgenstein. Your professor is right that Wittgenstein produced two entirely different philosophical methods of descerning philosophical propositions, but Your ill-worded statement that he "changed his mind" is not. He changed his method but his conclusions about philosophy remianed the same. I think that they're complimentary

[Wittgensteinism]

@natedaug1 Good job Wikipediaing the P.I. but maybe you should try reading it.

Which, by the way, for anyone to speak so candidly certain about the meaning and thesis of either the Tractatus and/or the P.I., i think shows again how little you've actually read of him. Understanding philosophical points that Wittgenstein makes is only half of the battle. The other half is interpreting Wittgenstein, which makes his method so uniquely open and illustrative. Wittgenstein DOES more than he SAYS

[Wittgensteinism]

@natedaug1 So you're saying that a question CAN be asked and yet there is no answer?

Do you understand that this would be the Holy Grail of philosophy for Wittgenstein?

You're obviously confused about what he meant. Yes a question can be asked as in "I said a grammatical sentence in English aloud", but that alone doesn't make it a "Meaningful/Sensible question". A question that is nonsense, can only have nonsensical answers.

We're not concerning ourselves with nonsensical questions. Thanks

[natedaug1]

@Wittgensteinism Also I meant more can someone believe in literally intrepration of the Bible and still believe in modern science without it being a logical contradiction? You might not think that is valid philosophic but your not the sole decider on what is valid philosophic question.

[Wittgensteinism]

@natedaug1 "can someone believe in literally intrepration of the Bible and still believe in modern science without it being a logical contradiction?"

Yea, i got understood that, and i answered you; NO.

Are you asking whether the Biblical literalism contradicts modern science or not, or whether (if they do) one can believe both?

If ur asking the former, the answer's an empirical "Yes". If ur asking the latter, it's a logical "No", as in "Can one believe in a self-acknowledged contradiction?"

[Wittgensteinism]

@natedaug1 **SIGH**

See what i mean?

I ask for a seemingly easy request, "Can anyone give me a philosophical question or problem?" and this is what i get?

Honestly? You're asking me what exactly, whether a contradiction exists between science and the bible? Yes. That's not philosophy. Or at best, you're asking about the nature of a contradiction, which is logic.

You obviously havent thought about the myriad ways in which it could be interpreted. You need to learn 2 be CLEARER w/ ur questions

[natedaug1]

@Wittgensteinism the Tractatus, then how could he even write the Tractatus, if you read the last proposition, "Whereof one cannot speak, one should be silent." So Wittgenstein did believe there were valid philosophic questions, he just did not think you could answer them all. Anything can be valid philosophical question, even silly questions.

[Wittgensteinism]

@natedaug1 It sounds like you thoroughly misinterpret Wittgenstein.

"Wittgenstein came to change his views in the P.I"

Not really. lol But i'm curious as to where you hear that.

"Wittgenstein did believe there were valid philosophic questions, he just did not think you could answer them all"

Wrong again! If it cannot be answered, it cannot be asked!

"how could he even write the Tractatus?"

The point of the Tractatus is in its nonsensical nature. It serves to illustrate his point directly

[Wittgensteinism]

@imorio I challenge you to give me (ask me) a genuine philosophical question, if you think such a thing truly exists....

[RolyPolyNicoley]

I LIKE YOUR BEARS

[unforgettable789]

why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

[redrobinrocker144]

was it preplanned that the word inuendo is actually an inuendo itself?

[960random]

Nice nipple contradiction. Who was Cain's wife?

[silverguy00]

can we get married please?

[thepurpleroom1]

Why is it called a 'drive-thru' if you still have to stop?

[swiimgfreek]

When your watching TV and you see that women that looks like she had a bad reaction to botox on the TV and she is talking about how we should sponser and child from some country that we never heard of because they are starving. When she is there does she starv too or does she have a mini fridge full of steaks and other foods? Couldn't she give them to the kids or does she think we are going to fall for that sham?

[elpinchewey666]

funny, and i bet shes getting banged by a wigger

[jem45000]

If god created the earth wot created god

[JonDelzell17]

@jem45000 i would like this comment if you had spelled "what" right lol.

[gambitsgirl100]

@jem45000 u could try rerading the bible but i think somethings were not ment to know.

[komala94]

So funny:) You are so cute!

[Squeegee33]

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

[Squeegee33]

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

[gambitsgirl100]

@Squeegee33" 2x0=0" lol good question

[Squeegee33]

Whose idea was it to put an S in the word lisp?

[Squeegee33]

Why does the expression go "I'm head over heals" when your head is already over your heals, shouldn't we say something like "I'm heals over head"?

[Squeegee33]

Why do we say "I gotta take a shit" when we have to shit, when in reality, we aren't taking anything, we are leaving it behind. shouldn't we say something like "I gotta leave a shit"?

[Squeegee33]

Why do people call it MCDICKS? when it's not called MCDICKALDS, it's MCDONALDS, so shouldn't they call it MCDONS for short?

[RumuhAlg]

why do you use "ph" when you have the letter f?

[JerryTheBeast]

Will the id from pokemon ever actually catch em all??

[UnParapluieBleu]

i believe would not=won't

[nickfizzle1212]

wouldn't

[nickfizzle1212]

i wouldn't say that

[candybell357]

@UnParapluieBleu Will not = Won't, Would not = Wouldn't

[Colormehappy21]

HOW DO YOU FIND THE VOLUME OF AN EGG!?

[AwakeAgainstAllOdds]

@Colormehappy21

drop it in water and measure the displacement

[bec2ab]

If a noun is a person, place or thing, and parts of speech are "things", is everything (verbs, adjectives, etc.) a noun?

[musicbox193]

@bec2ab yes the words 'verb', 'adjective' and all the others are nouns

[Crunkmastaflexx]

I'm sorry, but your face looks obnoxious. I couldn't listen to a word you said without me imagining a way to suplex your face.

[coronah]

lol....dude i fucking love you i thought i was the only one here who wanted to do that

[pell819]

hahahahahahah made my day

[mewsemail]

Why is it that when something goes by ship its cargo but when something goes by car its a shipment?

[LucindaHeartattack11]

where did jamie lynn spears go after she got pregnant?

she pretty much vanished.

[cameronXadventure]

who's idea was it to add an 's' in the word Lisp?

[ShRiNkInGMuShRoOmS]

The fisrt question is "would not"

[insomniac1122]

wrong again fool

[ShRiNkInGMuShRoOmS]

Oh am i "wrong again" fool

Considering i only commented once.

?

[tinyartist18]

Why is phonetic not spelled phonetically?

Anywhoo, you can't back up an evolutionary-based theory with creationism :P

[tombing111]

ur deep and meaningful question about adams nipples i think speaks for itself as evidence the bible is full of crap... hmm

[jkrstn]

i always think the same thing when i watch those history videos! maybe after the very first history video they just use the same people for every one following it. though that's highly doubtful.

[Gomezzio]

For the history channel extras, I always thought that they just asked family or friends to act. It's not like they're reciting a monologue or something. Unless they're doing a voiceover, but I mean, still.

[icetoph]

i got one if there's the speed of light then whats the speed of dark?

[moegreen2]

q2. Why wouldn't god make nipples on everything, they look cool:) Only evolution could make just 2 nipples.

[Pumaxavier]

Why are you so beautiful?

[Emmarockz01]

Why do doctors tell you to "Take care" after you leave their office, but if you really do, then they would be bankrupt.

[Talkemist]

@Emmarockz01 because it is just a polite thing to say.

[joelwrussell]

Was the word "bed" meant to look like a bed?

[fungurl92]

oooh! i never saw that until just now, haha thats kool

[thakidd86]

im freakin out!

[ScreamoBaptism]

@joelwrussell or the word 'shark'

[Talkemist]

@joelwrussell No it is probably just a coincidence, most people wouldn't even notice that.

[OwlMae]

Wen bald men get their driver's licence, what do they put in the "hair color" catagory?

[LemonPopsiclez]

@OwlMae Shiny?

[Cobaltchill]

@OwlMae the color of their eyebrows...

[ShadowKissedBella]

@OwlMae Flesh or shiny.

[Extertainment]

@OwlMae If hair grows on his head, but no one is there to see it, does it really grow?

Way more interesting than that tree falling crap.

[Talkemist]

@OwlMae uhm bald.

[dondr267]

I like the lesbian bitch with the ugly face that looks exactlyu like all the other girls that have no fucking lives cause theyre all pieces of shit that should get jizzed on. bye 43