The main thing to know about the CIA is, they do not work for the government, they work for corporations which are the government! They are head hunters who scout for wars, resources, money sources and who needs to be hit. What they say goes. After killing JFK, no one questions them again.
@starknight97 another thing is that .. they are THE WORST . DONT JOIN THEM MY FRIEND ... here in mexico . ( my dad is a mexican navy officer ) cia gave the drug dealers guns .. to track them down and the losers lost connections with them . FUCK they are worst than the afi ( federal investigation agencie of mexico ) who at least kills them xP
@alesanarocksmexico I heard that was the aft it made it out though the news barely said much. heard they requite poor skilled people on purpose . though they help make the u.s. biggest enemy today. i never join them just sell out for the right price. worse part is we have more retarded Nazi organizations now because of this bs o well civil war rolling up on their door step i wonder if they see it.
NO. They are NOT hiring. Sorry about that Georgry Porgie..making all the girls cry.
It's in the genes. We're just gonna look at that "priceless classroom pose of yours" down there, President Pancakes, the annhorexic starved "saviour". The Crown? "I don't care if you're guilty of not. I don't care" , Canadian DEFENSE lawyer after a stint at Canadian Appointed Crown attourney BEFORE repositioning to Crown Prosecutor, yet AGAIN. Translation: as long as you FUCK ME. (my line), "transverse logic".
CIA = CRIMINALS IN AMERICA CONTROLLED INFORMATION AGENCY CROOKS IN ACTION COCAINE IMPORT AGENCY CRIMINALS INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION CERTIFIED INTERNATIONAL ANARCHIST CRIMINALLY INSANE ASYLUM CLASSIFIED INEPT AGENCY Scott: The 18th Chapter Of The Book Of Revelation
Pay very close attention to this to this commercial.Watch it a couple of times.Take it all in.Notice everything.It is very blatant and yet it still tell's you nothing.It is so obvious and yet so unclear like nothing is there.(KIND OF LIKE THIS STATEMENT)and yet STILL WE READ.Am I just being a little paranoid or am I just a little High?Maybe a little(MORE LIKE A LOTTLE)Maybe both they should invent a word for that like"PARAHI"or no wait a minute"HIYANOIYD"thats it I am being a "LOTTLE HIYANOIYD".
Dam I cant believe they are actually advertising for the CIA thats unbeleivable. That isnt good they are obviously low on personel, because they wouldnt go do this at any other time.
If skinning alive or boiling alive a terrorist plotting a bomb attack saves many lives, what the hell is wrong with it? Human rights of terrorists eh?
Yeah, we got to do anything to protect the values that made America such a great country, we cannot care about stuff like human rights. ... uh wait, isn't human rights one of those values we should protect?
Want to see the Cuban JFK assassin conspirator, David Sanchez Morales, Operations Chief for CIA JMWAVE, and in the CIA assassination group ZR/RIFLE?
Then look at the Zapruder film.
See Morales dressed in white clothes across the street, just after the freeway sign, and wearing a black type of bullet proof vest. He holds out his arm and then lowers it.
In 1963, a bullet proof vest material can look like that worn by Morales.
Some of our bugs are well... Protestors and journalists (like Daniel Ellsberg). At the CYA (Cover Your Ass) our people invent bullshit propaganda on TV to meet recruitment needs. Care to get ass raped?
people, people, people, you are so funny. For an extra fee you can get Google Earth that is so detailed, you can see a persons face from space in great detail. Now, if such technology is available to the public, imagine what kind of technology is available to the military and the CIA. They can probably look right thru walls and roof of your house from space.
John F. Kennedy fired Allen Dulles, director of the CIA, and Kennedy also promised to break up the CIA. Who then organized the Warren Commission, charged with investigating his murder? None other than the man he had fired, Allen Dulles.
Very true, my friend. One of my history teachers in high school is a Kennedy assassination buff, and he concluded that it was Dulles who killed JFK. Of course, this info is pretty pointless, but....
This information is only pointless to those who fail to learn from history and as a result are doomed to are doomed to repeat it. We have had an illegitimate government ever since the coup de tat that was the assassination of Kennedy.
Yeah cause the BBC is going to tell you the truth....
The CIA is the refuge of punks and oligarchs who want to have power in a totalitarian way. Those intel people are like a machine shop for societies, they know how peoples brains work and shit, they work on spreading myths and manipulating the public opinion, getting people to believe what they need them to believe. Fucked but true.
I just find it funny that there's this whole "the CIA are controlling the American SHEEPLE" attitude when you can go online and find literally no end to the raging opinions against the federal government.
that is because the internet is breaking down their control structure and that's why they are implimenting, have implimented, and are pushing to impliment Internet2 which turns your internet connection into a glorified cable box where only a small fraction of the sites available on the internet are accessible to the user as they have already done in Austrailia.
Dude... I live in australia... everythings fine. Google would never allow "Internet2" anyway... do you have ANY idea how much advertising revenue they'd lose. Google makes the vast majority of it's money from its ad network which RELIES ENTIRELY on millions of of small businesses and advertisers paying for traffic on millions of search phrases.
do you have any idea how much they have to gain by monopolizing the internet and censoring it down to a selected number of sites in specific areas? comcast has done it in both canada and austraila and just google "internet2" if youi dont believe me. they say its for increased bandwidth but it just cutting out a big chunk of the web. if the whole thing's accessible from where you are, dont move bc it could happen very suddenly. also, why would the government care how internet2 effects google?
it´s not about money anymmore...they have the central bancks and they can print all the money that they need....ITS ALL ABOUT CONTROL AND EUGENIC SOCIETY....
thats not conspiracys,fucking idiots( its not you Dima) it´s facts and well documenteds.....go learn history in some library and trow away your controled news midea,news papers etc.....turn off your TV and stop be stupid becouse these massmurders dont give a fuck about you or your familys..
Interesting how the CIA flaunts their nanotechnology. You can google CIA nanotechnology, CIA dragonfly, CIA robotic catfish and see that they had these devices since the 70's. They have them in a museum exibit now. The secret gadgets currently used by CIA are left to the imagination of visitors of that museum and the viewers of this commercial.
"I never would have agreed to the formulation of the CIA back in 1947 if I had known it would become the American Gestapo." -- Harry S. Truman (1961)
In order to join the CIA great grades arent needed, I know someone in there who doesnt even have 2 years of college. Many people speak of these CIA agents as though they are horrible people when in fact they are just doing their jobs people! They are doing what they are being told to do!! NO harm in that!
there is all the harm in doing your job without question, remember the nazis, you think the whole army were evil jew haters, no just a bunch of people doing their jobs, right?
Actually the CIA has been responsible for countless deaths of innocent people in a variety of ways. Even a superficial overview of their history shows a calloused lack of respect for humanity. Not to say that other intelligence agencies are any better. The question isn't so much whether they would notice, it's if they would care.
@undeadpresident Saying that as fact is in fact a bit misleading. Considering you don't even know half.. or even half of half of all the political facts behind the curtain. You probably don't even know half the facts that they have allowed out from behind the curtain. So saying they have a lack of respect for humanity is based upon? Imagine if you learned that you would have to do some very dark things to a few to save the lives of many many more. And that, that way, is the only solution.. F4T
@Adeptmind Imagine I take and reroute your 911 call while I send in one of my disposable humans that I 've been toying with to go to your house to steal,should you fight back he will kill you. The lack of respect comes when the internal constitution of a human being is altered and turned into something that it is not meant to be! Controlled media will say "crazy man" and my puppet will get 40 years in prison, disposable human vessel. Clean off spirit and program record is put away for later.DARK
@Nueroactive Well, I hope their intentions are good and their hearts are in the right place. I would imagine when you are constantly pushing/crossing lines (and having the same done to you) it gets pretty difficult to remember (or even see) where the line is anymore. They have to live with their decisions just like everyone else.
Also, most people make their conclusions based on half the story. Ever been friends with a couple that broke up? Didn't both ppl leave out pretty significant details?
@Adeptmind When you say you "hope their hearts are in the right place", should we use ultrasound to find out? "They have to live with their decision" My goodness, you talk as if you know about aborting people or maybe just their babies from their wombs. Not sure if you think I should get paid by the CIA or not but one thing is sure they are fed like patients on a psychiatrist's couch/dentist seat. Too many scream denying all this from the couch.
@Nueroactive Would you care to show some sort of proof for your claims. You have to admit that what you accuse is pretty extreme, and I think bold claims should be backed up with some pretty good evidence. Otherwise you are just a guy making claims without any merit. Is there some sort of credential you have that would suggest I should just take your word for it? I mean seriously, you hear all these claims, you ask for proof and then the ppl claiming attack you for asking for it. Not convincing
I hope thats a joke !!! Do they really show a CIA Recruitment Commercial on TV !??? I always thought the comming to College and recruit the people there ! Do they show NSA Commercial too ! ahahahaha freaks
The C.I.A. is here for your protection. drink local water, buy gasoline, and work hard. you are an important part of our country. you are not safe without them. you need them. you will come to admire their courage. you will buy coca cola and gasoline.
they have RFID, GPS, and now they r researching a device that can intercept the connection between your eyes, ears...and your brain, so they can control what info that can reach your brain. When this device is ready, it will be marketed as an entertainment device that allows u to enjoy your favorite movies, musics, & games in the highest quality human can possibly get, which is JUST LIKE REAL!
what's coming next? a body emulator, city emulator...when everything is ready, they just push a button and u r going to live in the fake world forever.
for the sake of our children and country, we are responsible to destroy our sick government and bring true freedom to the American people!!! AMERICAN MUST BE FREE!!!
Play this SHIT again pay attention... when they show that fish in the water (20sec) say "CARE TO JOIN US?" listen carefully ... notice how it sounds DEEP ! its some sort of FREQUENCY.. PLUS the music is used to enhance what you see ! !.... i hear this shit all the time in the RADIO and on the fucking TELEVISION
Commercial for the CTA (Central Terrorism Agency, that is their real name)
Most of our terrorists have been, well, REAL terrorists. At the CTA, our Mad Scientists and Genetic Engineers have done countless secret projects to meet Terror's needs, Care to join us???
yes join the CIA to overthrow democratically elected leaders, kill innocent people, smuggle drugs and assassinate anyone who's seen as a threat to the united states government
Fuck tha C.I.A. They are the gangsters and the drug dealers..Dont yall remember when they tried 2 kill castro with the explosive cigar ??? Plus they ut crack in the black communtiy...So fuck THE C.I.A.....
well you put trying to kill castro in the same subject as fuck castro. So if you thought there was nothing wrong with trying to kill castro, which there shouldn't be, you wouldn't have put it in the same subject. So who is the dumbass
Torturing people,Sponsoring terrorism,Bringing evil people into the United STates to escape jail and they telling that an Intelligent Association? what the fuck? back to the Middle Ages...
the fan club has no T shirts !?!?! ever notice ? I wonder WHY ! Get some Tshirts for "the fan club" ! "We the People LOVE free stuff !" Maybe not everyone agrees with me -- but hey ! I try !
U.S. citizanship requiard lol lmfao hahajaaha
roytron 2 months ago
Fuck the CIA they are also known as the Cocaine Import Agency
DCfreak87 2 months ago
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Nueroactive 5 months ago
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Nueroactive 5 months ago
The main thing to know about the CIA is, they do not work for the government, they work for corporations which are the government! They are head hunters who scout for wars, resources, money sources and who needs to be hit. What they say goes. After killing JFK, no one questions them again.
knowledgeiswhatsup 6 months ago 2
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Nueroactive 5 months ago
CIA: Cocaine Import Agency
DCfreak87 7 months ago
What the heck is this nonsense
WhiteTrashSingers 8 months ago
wow and they suck so bad only prof needed 9-11
starknight97 9 months ago
@starknight97 911 was controlled demolition
alesanarocksmexico 9 months ago
@alesanarocksmexico Will most of it lol. Any way still proves my point total fail. as in they fail at their job
starknight97 9 months ago
@starknight97 another thing is that .. they are THE WORST . DONT JOIN THEM MY FRIEND ... here in mexico . ( my dad is a mexican navy officer ) cia gave the drug dealers guns .. to track them down and the losers lost connections with them . FUCK they are worst than the afi ( federal investigation agencie of mexico ) who at least kills them xP
alesanarocksmexico 9 months ago
@alesanarocksmexico I heard that was the aft it made it out though the news barely said much. heard they requite poor skilled people on purpose . though they help make the u.s. biggest enemy today. i never join them just sell out for the right price. worse part is we have more retarded Nazi organizations now because of this bs o well civil war rolling up on their door step i wonder if they see it.
starknight97 9 months ago
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Nueroactive 5 months ago
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Nueroactive 5 months ago
Join them and become of a member of the shawdow government.
MrDavy78 11 months ago
As I steal this baby too, "Breakfast in America" and "Supertramp" were declassified before I stuck Obama in the loony bin with a pencil.
Wow.. like, what a Christmas.
:o
The31415927 11 months ago
NO. They are NOT hiring. Sorry about that Georgry Porgie..making all the girls cry.
It's in the genes. We're just gonna look at that "priceless classroom pose of yours" down there, President Pancakes, the annhorexic starved "saviour". The Crown? "I don't care if you're guilty of not. I don't care" , Canadian DEFENSE lawyer after a stint at Canadian Appointed Crown attourney BEFORE repositioning to Crown Prosecutor, yet AGAIN. Translation: as long as you FUCK ME. (my line), "transverse logic".
The31415927 11 months ago
CIA = Cock In Asshole
syrup419 1 year ago
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KleraThomas 1 year ago
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goscott4 1 year ago
CIA = certified terrorist organisation
theoneali 1 year ago
Operation Dragonfly
and SS 339...
jayrokster 1 year ago
Where do I sign?
Sincerely
Julian Assange
KeswickPinhead 1 year ago
@JFreidis That would be the military with the guns I believe.
rachel30874 1 year ago
I think it a cool commercial.
agent4051 1 year ago
Pay very close attention to this to this commercial.Watch it a couple of times.Take it all in.Notice everything.It is very blatant and yet it still tell's you nothing.It is so obvious and yet so unclear like nothing is there.(KIND OF LIKE THIS STATEMENT)and yet STILL WE READ.Am I just being a little paranoid or am I just a little High?Maybe a little(MORE LIKE A LOTTLE)Maybe both they should invent a word for that like"PARAHI"or no wait a minute"HIYANOIYD"thats it I am being a "LOTTLE HIYANOIYD".
DrFrankLee 1 year ago 5
vou participar
NERFilms2010 1 year ago
I wanna join!!!!!!
leeschwartz67 1 year ago
Join the CIA to become a US dope dealer and terrorist. Looks great on a resume!
kuei1248 1 year ago 3
Sentry fly, not too far fetched...
Antimadem 1 year ago
Technology so advanced we can read your thoughts!!!!! That's classified.
7711ish 1 year ago 3
I heard that they also hire language majors... true story...
chica476 2 years ago
you guys better watch what you say or write as "they" could be watching you this very moment......
JWalker156 2 years ago
Cracka Ignorance Agency. Fuck you.
OnePlusOneEquals3 2 years ago
Yep...sign me up now. lol
HeartofTopaz 2 years ago
lol
HeartofTopaz 2 years ago
Dam I cant believe they are actually advertising for the CIA thats unbeleivable. That isnt good they are obviously low on personel, because they wouldnt go do this at any other time.
DPat6590 2 years ago
i totaly saport torture if it protects america fuck you librals democarats hew think they know best for us
USA9431957 2 years ago
If skinning alive or boiling alive a terrorist plotting a bomb attack saves many lives, what the hell is wrong with it? Human rights of terrorists eh?
dummyyummy2 2 years ago
Yeah, we got to do anything to protect the values that made America such a great country, we cannot care about stuff like human rights. ... uh wait, isn't human rights one of those values we should protect?
DerIsselhorster 2 years ago
Say this again after your 'rendition'...
Q: Hey, but 'why Me', can you ask ?
A: 'Buttle or Tutttle' ?
1. /watch?v=DUzn8tobguk 2. /watch?v=nWbIxFKtTmE
Aristosek 1 year ago
3. tiny.c c/Le8vI (no spaces)
btw. briliant movie, is't ?
Aristosek 1 year ago
they've been known to abduct a goat farmer, murder a kid and make a cocaine drop all in one plane on the same day
go CIA!!!
stoleninfo 2 years ago
*** POSITIVE CIA IDENTIFICATION ***
Want to see the Cuban JFK assassin conspirator, David Sanchez Morales, Operations Chief for CIA JMWAVE, and in the CIA assassination group ZR/RIFLE?
Then look at the Zapruder film.
See Morales dressed in white clothes across the street, just after the freeway sign, and wearing a black type of bullet proof vest. He holds out his arm and then lowers it.
In 1963, a bullet proof vest material can look like that worn by Morales.
(continued below)
134jallen 2 years ago
(continued from above)
Next, look at the Index of Photographers, Phillip Willis, number 6, at jfkmurderphotos(.)bravehost(.) com
Morales is casually walking away in the opposite direction. Notice his look, clothes, hair, sunglasses.
On Yahoo Search put in: morales jmwave.
Then click on: David Sanchez Morales, at spartucus,schoolnet. See his pics. Same look, clothes, hair, sunglasses.
CONSPIRACY Proof
The CIA is proven to be on Elm St. with an extended arm signal to begin shooting at JFK.
134jallen 2 years ago
CIA::: biggest TERRORISM GROUP IN THE WORLD:.. or should i say.. GESTAPO!!!!!
TheDruidnik 2 years ago
Some of our bugs are well... Protestors and journalists (like Daniel Ellsberg). At the CYA (Cover Your Ass) our people invent bullshit propaganda on TV to meet recruitment needs. Care to get ass raped?
TheJoester1992 2 years ago
CIA: Greatest terrorists on earth.
reyesjaen07 2 years ago
I thought the CIA recruit's people...
ImNoTeMoJuStNeRdY 2 years ago
they're going public....lol...get it? when companies go public? aw, fuck it.
sharinganclan213 2 years ago
people, people, people, you are so funny. For an extra fee you can get Google Earth that is so detailed, you can see a persons face from space in great detail. Now, if such technology is available to the public, imagine what kind of technology is available to the military and the CIA. They can probably look right thru walls and roof of your house from space.
TVZombie3000 2 years ago
OKAY,,, that's the CIA doin this ad? Completely caught me off guard.
ChiDetrings 2 years ago
Freak me out. Targeting children, no less.
ShadesofScorpius 2 years ago
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CIA are motherfucking terrorists
andreikilla 2 years ago
Cool you can join to cause wars with countries, wonder what terrorist groups we will get to help fund and create?
KevZen2000 2 years ago 3
i feel like this should be a commerical for ibm or something
nymets710 2 years ago 2
I was getting the same vibe. You would think that the CIA would have some type of super awesome James Bond like commercial, not this.
AdvancedGentleman 2 years ago 5
Stay away from the ZeitGeist!
JohnnyMagnus 3 years ago
back and to the left , back and to the left
bumspew 3 years ago
lol U.S. citizenship required lol
CIA: Crack-addicts In Action
rahmanroni 3 years ago
Joking!!!!!!!
noahkorlis 3 years ago
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that, is, hard to belive i work for them
noahkorlis 3 years ago
John F. Kennedy fired Allen Dulles, director of the CIA, and Kennedy also promised to break up the CIA. Who then organized the Warren Commission, charged with investigating his murder? None other than the man he had fired, Allen Dulles.
patriotagainstempire 3 years ago 2
Very true, my friend. One of my history teachers in high school is a Kennedy assassination buff, and he concluded that it was Dulles who killed JFK. Of course, this info is pretty pointless, but....
juliaisafilmbuff123 3 years ago 2
This information is only pointless to those who fail to learn from history and as a result are doomed to are doomed to repeat it. We have had an illegitimate government ever since the coup de tat that was the assassination of Kennedy.
intheyearzero 3 years ago
Check out this BBC documentary on YouTube:
"The CIA in the assassination Of Robert Kennedy Part1"
patriotagainstempire 3 years ago
Yeah cause the BBC is going to tell you the truth....
The CIA is the refuge of punks and oligarchs who want to have power in a totalitarian way. Those intel people are like a machine shop for societies, they know how peoples brains work and shit, they work on spreading myths and manipulating the public opinion, getting people to believe what they need them to believe. Fucked but true.
gosciu555 2 years ago
huh you mean like this myth...
cnthncvgdsrnm 2 years ago
its a conspiracy maaaaannn
RiotShield 2 years ago
No asshole, its just is what it is. Call it what you want.
gosciu555 2 years ago
I just find it funny that there's this whole "the CIA are controlling the American SHEEPLE" attitude when you can go online and find literally no end to the raging opinions against the federal government.
RiotShield 2 years ago
that is because the internet is breaking down their control structure and that's why they are implimenting, have implimented, and are pushing to impliment Internet2 which turns your internet connection into a glorified cable box where only a small fraction of the sites available on the internet are accessible to the user as they have already done in Austrailia.
haychex 2 years ago
Dude... I live in australia... everythings fine. Google would never allow "Internet2" anyway... do you have ANY idea how much advertising revenue they'd lose. Google makes the vast majority of it's money from its ad network which RELIES ENTIRELY on millions of of small businesses and advertisers paying for traffic on millions of search phrases.
dimakritchevski 2 years ago
do you have any idea how much they have to gain by monopolizing the internet and censoring it down to a selected number of sites in specific areas? comcast has done it in both canada and austraila and just google "internet2" if youi dont believe me. they say its for increased bandwidth but it just cutting out a big chunk of the web. if the whole thing's accessible from where you are, dont move bc it could happen very suddenly. also, why would the government care how internet2 effects google?
haychex 2 years ago
internet2 is probably at least 50 years away, i wouldnt worry about it to much, the government is slow and ineficiant in all tasks including this one
wildabeast11235 2 years ago
No, I think the gov't is very efficient at brainwashing.
TheJoester1992 2 years ago 3
it´s not about money anymmore...they have the central bancks and they can print all the money that they need....ITS ALL ABOUT CONTROL AND EUGENIC SOCIETY....
thats not conspiracys,fucking idiots( its not you Dima) it´s facts and well documenteds.....go learn history in some library and trow away your controled news midea,news papers etc.....turn off your TV and stop be stupid becouse these massmurders dont give a fuck about you or your familys..
its all desinformation wille they program you
streetwarrior31 2 years ago 2
Looks like someone's jelous?
ImNoTeMoJuStNeRdY 2 years ago
omg
upshot13 3 years ago 2
CIA = Crooks In Action
haychex 3 years ago 11
lol
dustynapalm 3 years ago
Interesting how the CIA flaunts their nanotechnology. You can google CIA nanotechnology, CIA dragonfly, CIA robotic catfish and see that they had these devices since the 70's. They have them in a museum exibit now. The secret gadgets currently used by CIA are left to the imagination of visitors of that museum and the viewers of this commercial.
haychex 3 years ago
they're probably not real
dustynapalm 3 years ago
they are just looking to fill the BOTTOM of the PYRAMID lol
Tayo39 3 years ago 3
"I never would have agreed to the formulation of the CIA back in 1947 if I had known it would become the American Gestapo." -- Harry S. Truman (1961)
bc9021010001 3 years ago
In order to join the CIA great grades arent needed, I know someone in there who doesnt even have 2 years of college. Many people speak of these CIA agents as though they are horrible people when in fact they are just doing their jobs people! They are doing what they are being told to do!! NO harm in that!
robboy08 3 years ago 2
Unless your job is to kill people.
snwglobe 3 years ago 2
there is all the harm in doing your job without question, remember the nazis, you think the whole army were evil jew haters, no just a bunch of people doing their jobs, right?
jayroman1983 3 years ago
I think they would notice if they were causing Genocide on a global scale, Jay.
Beije1 3 years ago
Actually the CIA has been responsible for countless deaths of innocent people in a variety of ways. Even a superficial overview of their history shows a calloused lack of respect for humanity. Not to say that other intelligence agencies are any better. The question isn't so much whether they would notice, it's if they would care.
undeadpresident 3 years ago 16
@undeadpresident Saying that as fact is in fact a bit misleading. Considering you don't even know half.. or even half of half of all the political facts behind the curtain. You probably don't even know half the facts that they have allowed out from behind the curtain. So saying they have a lack of respect for humanity is based upon? Imagine if you learned that you would have to do some very dark things to a few to save the lives of many many more. And that, that way, is the only solution.. F4T
Adeptmind 8 months ago
@Adeptmind Imagine I take and reroute your 911 call while I send in one of my disposable humans that I 've been toying with to go to your house to steal,should you fight back he will kill you. The lack of respect comes when the internal constitution of a human being is altered and turned into something that it is not meant to be! Controlled media will say "crazy man" and my puppet will get 40 years in prison, disposable human vessel. Clean off spirit and program record is put away for later.DARK
Nueroactive 5 months ago
@Nueroactive Well, I hope their intentions are good and their hearts are in the right place. I would imagine when you are constantly pushing/crossing lines (and having the same done to you) it gets pretty difficult to remember (or even see) where the line is anymore. They have to live with their decisions just like everyone else.
Also, most people make their conclusions based on half the story. Ever been friends with a couple that broke up? Didn't both ppl leave out pretty significant details?
Adeptmind 5 months ago
@Adeptmind When you say you "hope their hearts are in the right place", should we use ultrasound to find out? "They have to live with their decision" My goodness, you talk as if you know about aborting people or maybe just their babies from their wombs. Not sure if you think I should get paid by the CIA or not but one thing is sure they are fed like patients on a psychiatrist's couch/dentist seat. Too many scream denying all this from the couch.
Nueroactive 5 months ago
@Nueroactive Would you care to show some sort of proof for your claims. You have to admit that what you accuse is pretty extreme, and I think bold claims should be backed up with some pretty good evidence. Otherwise you are just a guy making claims without any merit. Is there some sort of credential you have that would suggest I should just take your word for it? I mean seriously, you hear all these claims, you ask for proof and then the ppl claiming attack you for asking for it. Not convincing
Adeptmind 5 months ago
Yeah just like the Nazi's pushing the buttons for the gas chambers. Just doing their jobs, Just following orders.
undeadpresident 3 years ago
to recruit one has to have the grades and be healthy so that would never go for me:(
publicrelations037 3 years ago
I hope thats a joke !!! Do they really show a CIA Recruitment Commercial on TV !??? I always thought the comming to College and recruit the people there ! Do they show NSA Commercial too ! ahahahaha freaks
Pressdrankla81 3 years ago
Ok guys, join the NSA where I am, and not the CIA. We get more funding, approx. 8 billion dollars a year...
WeaponsFromHome 3 years ago
The C.I.A. is here for your protection. drink local water, buy gasoline, and work hard. you are an important part of our country. you are not safe without them. you need them. you will come to admire their courage. you will buy coca cola and gasoline.
pilatelight 3 years ago
Why are there cases and cases of Coke stacked all over my room? I don't even like Coke.... lol
gadmr2 2 years ago
Yeah, I want to join the most incompetent intelligence service on the planet, one that makes CONTROL (from Get Smart) look good...GET REAL!!!
Neville6000 3 years ago
I think I saw a beautiful pussy cat......
BetterThanUForSure 3 years ago
im gonna join the CIA!111
roflnoobcopter 3 years ago
we need to free are world of all these evil money power hungry men in power. we need to riot or do what ever it is to be free!
ray87878 3 years ago
they have RFID, GPS, and now they r researching a device that can intercept the connection between your eyes, ears...and your brain, so they can control what info that can reach your brain. When this device is ready, it will be marketed as an entertainment device that allows u to enjoy your favorite movies, musics, & games in the highest quality human can possibly get, which is JUST LIKE REAL!
IIIAmericanIII 3 years ago
what's coming next? a body emulator, city emulator...when everything is ready, they just push a button and u r going to live in the fake world forever.
for the sake of our children and country, we are responsible to destroy our sick government and bring true freedom to the American people!!! AMERICAN MUST BE FREE!!!
IIIAmericanIII 3 years ago 2
they forgot to say about espionage recruitment on there website
skateintheblack23 3 years ago
fuck CIA ! Criminals In Action.
fuck USA !
mac12b 3 years ago
comunist comunist
fuck COMMYS!
skateintheblack23 3 years ago
Well...the Mormon's have done alot of good charitable work everywhere and helped Ireland alot with Don Bluth...their own country?
Ireland1to10 3 years ago
Can you explain? I don't understand the comment at all.
-Jerry
ps-"mormons" (no apostrophe), and "a lot" (2 words).
zoomjer 3 years ago
Play this SHIT again pay attention... when they show that fish in the water (20sec) say "CARE TO JOIN US?" listen carefully ... notice how it sounds DEEP ! its some sort of FREQUENCY.. PLUS the music is used to enhance what you see ! !.... i hear this shit all the time in the RADIO and on the fucking TELEVISION
CesaR72789 3 years ago
After reading your comment I'm worried about any other hidden messages that might have been in there. I'm scared shitless. It's worse than the ring.
HillDueceua 3 years ago
It's called marketing, genius
plasmaslug 3 years ago
MI5 in the UK are on this tip as well. Theres even a game on their site that tests your lying abilities. Its quite good and I of course passed.
VVendettaz 3 years ago
i dreamed of working for the sec services
and they FUCKED ME !
zloben9000 3 years ago
FUCK THE CIA!
Loroz92 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
they say the CIA solve promblems
but porn actually does
2adultflashgames. com
Loroz92 3 years ago
Sounds like a fucking commercial from STARSHIP TROOPERS.... wtf.
ironicminion 3 years ago
so advanced its classified DUH that was so cheesy that doesn't portray the CIA at all
lamboman998 3 years ago
That is fuckin' weird.
A cartoon with a goofy, happy-go-lucky undertone about something so serious. You think there's a subliminal message in it or something?
Eirelav111 3 years ago 2
In the Bush/Cheney administration, every CIA agent is privately thinking, Can't I Ask?
aikyu999 3 years ago
thats weird i just watched another video on nanotech. and a man stated "that the cia is making fish.small birds and insects into surveillance tools"
rockstar42047 3 years ago
Commercial for the CTA (Central Terrorism Agency, that is their real name)
Most of our terrorists have been, well, REAL terrorists. At the CTA, our Mad Scientists and Genetic Engineers have done countless secret projects to meet Terror's needs, Care to join us???
ComputerNerd1993 3 years ago 2
GOT THAT RIGHT.....CRIMINALLY INSANE ASSHOLES...CHECK OUT DOUGLAS BICKFORD Truth TV on YouTube.
Tishavery 3 years ago
yes join the CIA to overthrow democratically elected leaders, kill innocent people, smuggle drugs and assassinate anyone who's seen as a threat to the united states government
DissentTV 3 years ago
i wanna join teh cia and catch some terrorists :)
sharinganclan213 3 years ago
Then you'll be joining a shitty service that couldn't even prevent 9/11.
Neville6000 3 years ago
Project Lemonade - Still love you guys.
DerekTweedy 3 years ago
I would like that you call attention on it, that intelligence services and secret services windows in the future
and other forms light seeing have.
She was killed in tunnels, because it was
observed by Sputnik.
Lightrather the intelligence services make much cash at the stock
exchange and nothing for the people.
11 Semptember is the same
There was light seeing
CIA gave away those house
All countrys NATO search Bin Laden in Afganist
Dianawaskilled 3 years ago
i just lost some respect for the cia...
myemail0987654321 4 years ago
Criminally
Insane
Assholes
undeadpresident 4 years ago
US citicenship required? ahh guess ill always be maken tacos
maxamojaxamo 4 years ago 2
How do you know Karl Nemetski isn't a double agent?
KarlNemetski 4 years ago
Sam Fisher is a double agent
homieBtotheJ 4 years ago
yo momma is a double agent... IN MY PANTS!
trollshamanpwnage 3 years ago
true!
but not just with you
homieBtotheJ 3 years ago
true!
but not just with you
homieBtotheJ 3 years ago
The CIA are terrorists and drug dealers.
Jihadist 4 years ago
very much so
skaaaapy 4 years ago
WOh...Now I realy wana Join!!
Lamnont 3 years ago
you don't need to be born in U.S but you do need a citizenship. I wish I could apply but I wasn't born there or have citizenship.
czechdancer 4 years ago
Brave New World, i hate seeing people happy with there own slavery. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!
Jihadist 4 years ago
I hope you'll burn in hell
(Well, one can always hope, right?)
Leibo07 4 years ago
Technology so advanced, the Chinese are already making cheap knock-offs of them. :)
jaguarf11 4 years ago 4
already? the chinese have been making knock offs for a "berry berry rong time."
arodsandiego 4 years ago 4
i dont understand why the cia or fbi dont arrest me right now.Everything I do in this world means killing high people.
fuckyou334 4 years ago
They kill more than any terrorist on earth, they bring more drugs (heroin and cocaine) than the richest pimp in NYC. Fuck the CIA!
blackmetalurgist 4 years ago 4
Do I have to be born in USA to join the CIA? Or do I only need American Citizenship?
frieze91 4 years ago
never mind.. Figured it out xD
frieze91 4 years ago
frieze if the spook agency let"s ya in,the 1st
thing u should,do sign up for the"Patsy Program"
their always lookin for new people.u could
fastrack to the agency's employee of the
century,just like "A.J Hidell" did.
myleftnutts 4 years ago
U only have to be a U.S. citizen. No dual citizenship or anything like that
patjc15 4 years ago
Fuck tha C.I.A. They are the gangsters and the drug dealers..Dont yall remember when they tried 2 kill castro with the explosive cigar ??? Plus they ut crack in the black communtiy...So fuck THE C.I.A.....
allinyadamnface 4 years ago
whats wrong with trying to kill castro?
shadowsofnineveh 4 years ago
nothing..i'm just trying to prove a point dumb ass
allinyadamnface 4 years ago
well you put trying to kill castro in the same subject as fuck castro. So if you thought there was nothing wrong with trying to kill castro, which there shouldn't be, you wouldn't have put it in the same subject. So who is the dumbass
shadowsofnineveh 4 years ago
Torturing people,Sponsoring terrorism,Bringing evil people into the United STates to escape jail and they telling that an Intelligent Association? what the fuck? back to the Middle Ages...
elitdk 4 years ago
Dear CIA, my name is Am Erican. And I am not a foreigner from another country. I'd like to work in your classified technology division!
Shavarnarak 4 years ago
They were not CIA Officers
starburst42 4 years ago
"Love death camps? Torturing people? Sponsoring terrorism? Bringing evil people into the United STates to escape jail? Then join the CIA!"
Whoo69 4 years ago 5
shoo id join them
rpgaaron 4 years ago 3
nuts
kongcarlos10 4 years ago
hail satan :)
Stargateofficer 4 years ago
Code name for the CIA is called the pickle factory.
sprite4u 4 years ago 3
lol@war is great for economy
bluebirdie252 4 years ago
but of course! without war, we'd all be too happy for the c.i.a to handle.
TheTitaniumTrooper 4 years ago
these agencies are great but i like NSA!
sam00111 4 years ago 2
ahhh yes the "no such agency". So cute.
lancekosty 4 years ago
haha wow your smart dur dur dur thats the NSA you mororn "no such agency"
MacCreedy 4 years ago
so does sam fisher dude ;) but were not supposed to talk about that!
antogrimes85 4 years ago
sam fisher is NSA not CIA
NJRocks281 4 years ago 2
forget the CIA join the KGB
no citizenship required just a love for torture
hsic 4 years ago
i was on the cia website and it has jobs for
cia special agents and operational officers what is the difference
co19crazynathanel 4 years ago
the fan club has no T shirts !?!?! ever notice ? I wonder WHY ! Get some Tshirts for "the fan club" ! "We the People LOVE free stuff !" Maybe not everyone agrees with me -- but hey ! I try !
downtowncowtown 4 years ago
i'd join !! fuck you urbantactix
AerialDeathFireStyle 4 years ago
Wonderfull spot!
C. I. A. i like that...
malkolinge79 4 years ago 2