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  • U.S. citizanship requiard lol lmfao hahajaaha

  • Fuck the CIA they are also known as the Cocaine Import Agency

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  • The main thing to know about the CIA is, they do not work for the government, they work for corporations which are the government! They are head hunters who scout for wars, resources, money sources and who needs to be hit. What they say goes. After killing JFK, no one questions them again.

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  • CIA: Cocaine Import Agency

  • What the heck is this nonsense

  • wow and they suck so bad only prof needed 9-11

  • @starknight97 911 was controlled demolition

  • @alesanarocksmexico Will most of it lol. Any way still proves my point total fail. as in they fail at their job

  • @starknight97 another thing is that .. they are THE WORST . DONT JOIN THEM MY FRIEND ... here in mexico . ( my dad is a mexican navy officer ) cia gave the drug dealers guns .. to track them down and the losers lost connections with them . FUCK they are worst than the afi ( federal investigation agencie of mexico ) who at least kills them xP

  • @alesanarocksmexico I heard that was the aft it made it out though the news barely said much. heard they requite poor skilled people on purpose . though they help make the u.s. biggest enemy today. i never join them just sell out for the right price. worse part is we have more retarded Nazi organizations now because of this bs o well civil war rolling up on their door step i wonder if they see it.

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  • Join them and become of a member of the shawdow government.

  • As I steal this baby too, "Breakfast in America" and "Supertramp" were declassified before I stuck Obama in the loony bin with a pencil.

    Wow.. like, what a Christmas.

    :o

  • NO. They are NOT hiring. Sorry about that Georgry Porgie..making all the girls cry.

    It's in the genes. We're just gonna look at that "priceless classroom pose of yours" down there, President Pancakes, the annhorexic starved "saviour". The Crown? "I don't care if you're guilty of not. I don't care" , Canadian DEFENSE lawyer after a stint at Canadian Appointed Crown attourney BEFORE repositioning to Crown Prosecutor, yet AGAIN. Translation: as long as you FUCK ME. (my line), "transverse logic".

  • CIA = Cock In Asshole

  • CIA = certified terrorist organisation

  • Operation Dragonfly

    and SS 339...

  • Where do I sign?

    Sincerely

    Julian Assange

  • @JFreidis That would be the military with the guns I believe.

  • I think it a cool commercial.

  • Pay very close attention to this to this commercial.Watch it a couple of times.Take it all in.Notice everything.It is very blatant and yet it still tell's you nothing.It is so obvious and yet so unclear like nothing is there.(KIND OF LIKE THIS STATEMENT)and yet STILL WE READ.Am I just being a little paranoid or am I just a little High?Maybe a little(MORE LIKE A LOTTLE)Maybe both they should invent a word for that like"PARAHI"or no wait a minute"HIYANOIYD"thats it I am being a "LOTTLE HIYANOIYD".

  • vou participar

  • I wanna join!!!!!!

  • Join the CIA to become a US dope dealer and terrorist. Looks great on a resume!

  • Sentry fly, not too far fetched...

  • Technology so advanced we can read your thoughts!!!!! That's classified.

  • I heard that they also hire language majors... true story...

  • you guys better watch what you say or write as "they" could be watching you this very moment......

  • Cracka Ignorance Agency. Fuck you.

  • Yep...sign me up now. lol

  • lol

  • Dam I cant believe they are actually advertising for the CIA thats unbeleivable. That isnt good they are obviously low on personel, because they wouldnt go do this at any other time.

  • i totaly saport torture if it protects america fuck you librals democarats hew think they know best for us

  • If skinning alive or boiling alive a terrorist plotting a bomb attack saves many lives, what the hell is wrong with it? Human rights of terrorists eh?

  • Yeah, we got to do anything to protect the values that made America such a great country, we cannot care about stuff like human rights. ... uh wait, isn't human rights one of those values we should protect?

  • Say this again after your 'rendition'...

    Q: Hey, but 'why Me', can you ask ?

    A: 'Buttle or Tutttle' ?

     1. /watch?v=DUzn8tobguk 2. /watch?v=nWbIxFKtTmE

  • 3. tiny.c c/Le8vI (no spaces)

    btw. briliant movie, is't ?

  • they've been known to abduct a goat farmer, murder a kid and make a cocaine drop all in one plane on the same day

    go CIA!!!

  • *** POSITIVE CIA IDENTIFICATION ***

    Want to see the Cuban JFK assassin conspirator, David Sanchez Morales, Operations Chief for CIA JMWAVE, and in the CIA assassination group ZR/RIFLE?

    Then look at the Zapruder film.

    See Morales dressed in white clothes across the street, just after the freeway sign, and wearing a black type of bullet proof vest. He holds out his arm and then lowers it.

    In 1963, a bullet proof vest material can look like that worn by Morales.

    (continued below)

  • (continued from above)

    Next, look at the Index of Photographers, Phillip Willis, number 6, at jfkmurderphotos(.)bravehost(.) com

    Morales is casually walking away in the opposite direction. Notice his look, clothes, hair, sunglasses.

    On Yahoo Search put in: morales jmwave.

    Then click on: David Sanchez Morales, at spartucus,schoolnet. See his pics. Same look, clothes, hair, sunglasses.

    CONSPIRACY Proof

    The CIA is proven to be on Elm St. with an extended arm signal to begin shooting at JFK.

  • CIA::: biggest TERRORISM GROUP IN THE WORLD:.. or should i say.. GESTAPO!!!!!

  • Some of our bugs are well... Protestors and journalists (like Daniel Ellsberg). At the CYA (Cover Your Ass) our people invent bullshit propaganda on TV to meet recruitment needs. Care to get ass raped?

  • CIA: Greatest terrorists on earth.

  • I thought the CIA recruit's people...

  • they're going public....lol...get it? when companies go public? aw, fuck it.

  • people, people, people, you are so funny. For an extra fee you can get Google Earth that is so detailed, you can see a persons face from space in great detail. Now, if such technology is available to the public, imagine what kind of technology is available to the military and the CIA. They can probably look right thru walls and roof of your house from space.

  • OKAY,,, that's the CIA doin this ad? Completely caught me off guard.

  • Freak me out. Targeting children, no less.

  • Cool you can join to cause wars with countries, wonder what terrorist groups we will get to help fund and create?

  • i feel like this should be a commerical for ibm or something

  • I was getting the same vibe. You would think that the CIA would have some type of super awesome James Bond like commercial, not this.

  • Stay away from the ZeitGeist!

  • back and to the left , back and to the left

  • lol U.S. citizenship required lol

    CIA: Crack-addicts In Action

  • Joking!!!!!!!

  • John F. Kennedy fired Allen Dulles, director of the CIA, and Kennedy also promised to break up the CIA. Who then organized the Warren Commission, charged with investigating his murder? None other than the man he had fired, Allen Dulles.

  • Very true, my friend. One of my history teachers in high school is a Kennedy assassination buff, and he concluded that it was Dulles who killed JFK. Of course, this info is pretty pointless, but....

  • This information is only pointless to those who fail to learn from history and as a result are doomed to are doomed to repeat it. We have had an illegitimate government ever since the coup de tat that was the assassination of Kennedy.

  • Check out this BBC documentary on YouTube:

    "The CIA in the assassination Of Robert Kennedy Part1"

  • Yeah cause the BBC is going to tell you the truth....

    The CIA is the refuge of punks and oligarchs who want to have power in a totalitarian way. Those intel people are like a machine shop for societies, they know how peoples brains work and shit, they work on spreading myths and manipulating the public opinion, getting people to believe what they need them to believe. Fucked but true.

  • huh you mean like this myth...

  • its a conspiracy maaaaannn

  • No asshole, its just is what it is. Call it what you want.

  • I just find it funny that there's this whole "the CIA are controlling the American SHEEPLE" attitude when you can go online and find literally no end to the raging opinions against the federal government.

  • that is because the internet is breaking down their control structure and that's why they are implimenting, have implimented, and are pushing to impliment Internet2 which turns your internet connection into a glorified cable box where only a small fraction of the sites available on the internet are accessible to the user as they have already done in Austrailia.

  • Dude... I live in australia... everythings fine. Google would never allow "Internet2" anyway... do you have ANY idea how much advertising revenue they'd lose. Google makes the vast majority of it's money from its ad network which RELIES ENTIRELY on millions of of small businesses and advertisers paying for traffic on millions of search phrases.

  • do you have any idea how much they have to gain by monopolizing the internet and censoring it down to a selected number of sites in specific areas? comcast has done it in both canada and austraila and just google "internet2" if youi dont believe me. they say its for increased bandwidth but it just cutting out a big chunk of the web. if the whole thing's accessible from where you are, dont move bc it could happen very suddenly. also, why would the government care how internet2 effects google?

  • internet2 is probably at least 50 years away, i wouldnt worry about it to much, the government is slow and ineficiant in all tasks including this one

  • No, I think the gov't is very efficient at brainwashing.

  • it´s not about money anymmore...they have the central bancks and they can print all the money that they need....ITS ALL ABOUT CONTROL AND EUGENIC SOCIETY....

    thats not conspiracys,fucking idiots( its not you Dima) it´s facts and well documenteds.....go learn history in some library and trow away your controled news midea,news papers etc.....turn off your TV and stop be stupid becouse these massmurders dont give a fuck about you or your familys..

    its all desinformation wille they program you

  • Looks like someone's jelous?

  • omg

  • CIA = Crooks In Action

  • lol

  • Interesting how the CIA flaunts their nanotechnology. You can google CIA nanotechnology, CIA dragonfly, CIA robotic catfish and see that they had these devices since the 70's. They have them in a museum exibit now. The secret gadgets currently used by CIA are left to the imagination of visitors of that museum and the viewers of this commercial.

  • they're probably not real

  • they are just looking to fill the BOTTOM of the PYRAMID lol

  • "I never would have agreed to the formulation of the CIA back in 1947 if I had known it would become the American Gestapo." -- Harry S. Truman (1961)

  • In order to join the CIA great grades arent needed, I know someone in there who doesnt even have 2 years of college. Many people speak of these CIA agents as though they are horrible people when in fact they are just doing their jobs people! They are doing what they are being told to do!! NO harm in that!

  • Unless your job is to kill people.

  • there is all the harm in doing your job without question, remember the nazis, you think the whole army were evil jew haters, no just a bunch of people doing their jobs, right?

  • I think they would notice if they were causing Genocide on a global scale, Jay.

  • Actually the CIA has been responsible for countless deaths of innocent people in a variety of ways. Even a superficial overview of their history shows a calloused lack of respect for humanity. Not to say that other intelligence agencies are any better. The question isn't so much whether they would notice, it's if they would care.

  • @undeadpresident Saying that as fact is in fact a bit misleading. Considering you don't even know half.. or even half of half of all the political facts behind the curtain.  You probably don't even know half the facts that they have allowed out from behind the curtain. So saying they have a lack of respect for humanity is based upon? Imagine if you learned that you would have to do some very dark things to a few to save the lives of many many more. And that, that way, is the only solution.. F4T

  • @Adeptmind Imagine I take and reroute your 911 call while I send in one of my disposable humans that I 've been toying with to go to your house to steal,should you fight back he will kill you. The lack of respect comes when the internal constitution of a human being is altered and turned into something that it is not meant to be! Controlled media will say "crazy man" and my puppet will get 40 years in prison, disposable human vessel. Clean off spirit and program record is put away for later.DARK

  • @Nueroactive Well, I hope their intentions are good and their hearts are in the right place. I would imagine when you are constantly pushing/crossing lines (and having the same done to you) it gets pretty difficult to remember (or even see) where the line is anymore. They have to live with their decisions just like everyone else.

    Also, most people make their conclusions based on half the story. Ever been friends with a couple that broke up? Didn't both ppl leave out pretty significant details?

  • @Adeptmind When you say you "hope their hearts are in the right place", should we use ultrasound to find out? "They have to live with their decision" My goodness, you talk as if you know about aborting people or maybe just their babies from their wombs. Not sure if you think I should get paid by the CIA or not but one thing is sure they are fed like patients on a psychiatrist's couch/dentist seat. Too many scream denying all this from the couch.

  • @Nueroactive Would you care to show some sort of proof for your claims. You have to admit that what you accuse is pretty extreme, and I think bold claims should be backed up with some pretty good evidence. Otherwise you are just a guy making claims without any merit. Is there some sort of credential you have that would suggest I should just take your word for it? I mean seriously, you hear all these claims, you ask for proof and then the ppl claiming attack you for asking for it. Not convincing

  • Yeah just like the Nazi's pushing the buttons for the gas chambers. Just doing their jobs, Just following orders.

  • to recruit one has to have the grades and be healthy so that would never go for me:(

  • I hope thats a joke !!! Do they really show a CIA Recruitment Commercial on TV !??? I always thought the comming to College and recruit the people there ! Do they show NSA Commercial too ! ahahahaha freaks

  • Ok guys, join the NSA where I am, and not the CIA. We get more funding, approx. 8 billion dollars a year...

  • The C.I.A. is here for your protection. drink local water, buy gasoline, and work hard. you are an important part of our country. you are not safe without them. you need them. you will come to admire their courage. you will buy coca cola and gasoline.

  • Why are there cases and cases of Coke stacked all over my room? I don't even like Coke.... lol

  • Yeah, I want to join the most incompetent intelligence service on the planet, one that makes CONTROL (from Get Smart) look good...GET REAL!!!

  • I think I saw a beautiful pussy cat......

  • im gonna join the CIA!111

  • we need to free are world of all these evil money power hungry men in power. we need to riot or do what ever it is to be free!

  • they have RFID, GPS, and now they r researching a device that can intercept the connection between your eyes, ears...and your brain, so they can control what info that can reach your brain. When this device is ready, it will be marketed as an entertainment device that allows u to enjoy your favorite movies, musics, & games in the highest quality human can possibly get, which is JUST LIKE REAL!

  • what's coming next? a body emulator, city emulator...when everything is ready, they just push a button and u r going to live in the fake world forever.

    for the sake of our children and country, we are responsible to destroy our sick government and bring true freedom to the American people!!! AMERICAN MUST BE FREE!!!

  • they forgot to say about espionage recruitment on there website

  • fuck CIA ! Criminals In Action.

    fuck USA !

  • comunist comunist

    fuck COMMYS!

  • Well...the Mormon's have done alot of good charitable work everywhere and helped Ireland alot with Don Bluth...their own country?

  • Can you explain?  I don't understand the comment at all.

    -Jerry

    ps-"mormons" (no apostrophe), and "a lot" (2 words).

  • Play this SHIT again pay attention... when they show that fish in the water (20sec) say "CARE TO JOIN US?" listen carefully ... notice how it sounds DEEP ! its some sort of FREQUENCY.. PLUS the music is used to enhance what you see ! !.... i hear this shit all the time in the RADIO and on the fucking TELEVISION

  • After reading your comment I'm worried about any other hidden messages that might have been in there. I'm scared shitless. It's worse than the ring.

  • It's called marketing, genius

  • MI5 in the UK are on this tip as well. Theres even a game on their site that tests your lying abilities. Its quite good and I of course passed.

  • i dreamed of working for the sec services

    and they FUCKED ME !

  • FUCK THE CIA!

  • Sounds like a fucking commercial from STARSHIP TROOPERS.... wtf.

  • so advanced its classified DUH that was so cheesy that doesn't portray the CIA at all

  • That is fuckin' weird.

    A cartoon with a goofy, happy-go-lucky undertone about something so serious. You think there's a subliminal message in it or something?

  • In the Bush/Cheney administration, every CIA agent is privately thinking, Can't I Ask?

  • thats weird i just watched another video on nanotech. and a man stated "that the cia is making fish.small birds and insects into surveillance tools"

  • Commercial for the CTA (Central Terrorism Agency, that is their real name)

    Most of our terrorists have been, well, REAL terrorists. At the CTA, our Mad Scientists and Genetic Engineers have done countless secret projects to meet Terror's needs, Care to join us???

  • GOT THAT RIGHT.....CRIMINALLY INSANE ASSHOLES...CHECK OUT DOUGLAS BICKFORD Truth TV on YouTube.

  • yes join the CIA to overthrow democratically elected leaders, kill innocent people, smuggle drugs and assassinate anyone who's seen as a threat to the united states government

  • i wanna join teh cia and catch some terrorists :)

  • Then you'll be joining a shitty service that couldn't even prevent 9/11.

  • Project Lemonade - Still love you guys.

  • I would like that you call attention on it, that intelligence services and secret services windows in the future

    and other forms light seeing have.

    She was killed in tunnels, because it was

    observed by Sputnik.

    Lightrather the intelligence services make much cash at the stock

    exchange and nothing for the people.

    11 Semptember is the same

    There was light seeing

    CIA gave away those house

    All countrys NATO search Bin Laden in Afganist

  • i just lost some respect for the cia...

  • Criminally

    Insane

    Assholes

  • US citicenship required? ahh guess ill always be maken tacos

  • How do you know Karl Nemetski isn't a double agent?

  • Sam Fisher is a double agent

  • yo momma is a double agent... IN MY PANTS!

  • true!

    but not just with you

  • true!

    but not just with you

  • The CIA are terrorists and drug dealers.

  • very much so

  • WOh...Now I realy wana Join!!

  • you don't need to be born in U.S but you do need a citizenship. I wish I could apply but I wasn't born there or have citizenship.

  • Brave New World, i hate seeing people happy with there own slavery. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!

  • I hope you'll burn in hell

    (Well, one can always hope, right?)

  • Technology so advanced, the Chinese are already making cheap knock-offs of them. :)

  • already? the chinese have been making knock offs for a "berry berry rong time."

  • i dont understand why the cia or fbi dont arrest me right now.Everything I do in this world means killing high people.

  • They kill more than any terrorist on earth, they bring more drugs (heroin and cocaine) than the richest pimp in NYC. Fuck the CIA!

  • Do I have to be born in USA to join the CIA? Or do I only need American Citizenship?

  • never mind.. Figured it out xD

  • frieze if the spook agency let"s ya in,the 1st

    thing u should,do sign up for the"Patsy Program"

    their always lookin for new people.u could

    fastrack to the agency's employee of the

    century,just like "A.J Hidell" did.

  • U only have to be a U.S. citizen. No dual citizenship or anything like that

  • Fuck tha C.I.A. They are the gangsters and the drug dealers..Dont yall remember when they tried 2 kill castro with the explosive cigar ??? Plus they ut crack in the black communtiy...So fuck THE C.I.A.....

  • whats wrong with trying to kill castro?

  • nothing..i'm just trying to prove a point dumb ass

  • well you put trying to kill castro in the same subject as fuck castro. So if you thought there was nothing wrong with trying to kill castro, which there shouldn't be, you wouldn't have put it in the same subject. So who is the dumbass

  • Torturing people,Sponsoring terrorism,Bringing evil people into the United STates to escape jail and they telling that an Intelligent Association? what the fuck? back to the Middle Ages...

  • Dear CIA, my name is Am Erican. And I am not a foreigner from another country. I'd like to work in your classified technology division!

  • They were not CIA Officers

  • "Love death camps? Torturing people? Sponsoring terrorism? Bringing evil people into the United STates to escape jail? Then join the CIA!"

  • shoo id join them

  • nuts

  • hail satan :)

  • Code name for the CIA is called the pickle factory.

  • lol@war is great for economy

  • but of course! without war, we'd all be too happy for the c.i.a to handle.

  • these agencies are great but i like NSA!

  • ahhh yes the "no such agency". So cute.

  • haha wow your smart dur dur dur thats the NSA you mororn "no such agency"

  • so does sam fisher dude ;) but were not supposed to talk about that!

  • sam fisher is NSA not CIA

  • forget the CIA join the KGB

    no citizenship required just a love for torture

  • i was on the cia website and it has jobs for

    cia special agents and operational officers what is the difference

  • the fan club has no T shirts !?!?! ever notice ? I wonder WHY ! Get some Tshirts for "the fan club" ! "We the People LOVE free stuff !" Maybe not everyone agrees with me -- but hey ! I try !

  • i'd join !! fuck you urbantactix

  • Wonderfull spot!

    C. I. A. i like that...