Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose,because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork.I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this,wait
Well, my character is an Imperial. I bought Debilitate spell, increased my illusion skill to 52 and I am still not able to use the spell because it ooks like I don't have enough magicka! Does anyone know what should I do???
lol i did it with a guard in the house every gold i picked was counting as 1 stolen item so i ended up with 500000k bounty 2m stolen items and 3500 ingame days (cuz of jailing XD)
So we can conclude if a guard is in his house DON'T XD
You could more then likely have gotten away from the guard coming after you if you were behind him when you pickpocketed him. btw, 115% cameleon buff on my char ftw. Use the item dup glitch and make stuff with Sigil stones. I did it and I have full mithril with 115 cam, 75% ice shield and some legit items. Some of them won't copy though, like nirnroots. I have copied Varla stones and wylkin stones though. Be careful with it though, you can crash the system if you do too many.
faster way is to bribe him to almost top and then get the disposition low by saying bad things in persuasion minigame and then bribing again that way I got Dorian to have over 4k and got 20,000,000g in 10 min
when you become a vampire and you do the quest to get rid of the vampirisim and you eventually do the task for the (Count Of Skingrad (i think)) then he gives you a reward but you keep hitting the tab and he continues to give you the money... not sure if this works with the updated version but its worth a go
it does not work ive tried three times i killed the the guy though but it is also supposed to work. I bribed him but all i get is my money back. plzz help me!
@dquest12 really i think ur just a little over ratied the 360 is much better by far the only good thing about the ps3 is it has free online gameplay and thats not much
well i dont have enough money for a ps3 but i got psp and ps2 and i LOVE both psn and live so if you ask me which me i prefer i'd say both or niether and pick pc because well a pc does pwn both but console vs console to me they are both cool because i can put vids and music on psp and play those vids and music on xbox
FAG thats not a excuze to hate ps3 but if Gears of war(2) had come for ps3 then 360 would be a gay box not worth buying..afterall gears of war is the only thing that makes 360 worth to buy
What is the best way to level up my illusion skill? I'm a warrior and have basically 0 alchemy skill and the only school of magic I have anything in is restoration. Any advice on what I can do to get this guys money? Where is the debilitate found?
my illusion is already +60 lvl but i cant still use debilitate bcuz my magic lvl is only 90. i guess i hav to use an enchnated item like "fortify intelligence" to use the spell
Something must be wrong with my version of the game. The glitch works perfectly, but my bounty rises trough the roof, it gets sky-high. So when the guards catch me, I end up having to go jail (no option to pay the fine) and I have to spend hundreds of days in jail and I get 1 infamy point, even though I had zero.
Why do the people in these tutorial vids only get 40 bounty?
its easy but you need a paralyze scroll that's just a plain paralyze scroll or else it wont work it cant have damage majika and stuff like that if you don't have enough majika to use it yourself
if you dont have engough magicka to use paralyze than just go to the arena be grand champion then battle the most people at the weekly matches turn your difficulty to the highest and just stand there block for 5 minutes and then fight them and then go back to the granny and get the gold
Well, how you trained the Illision, seems like a good idea.
but to be honest, I just used a novice "Starlight" spell over and over again til I'm out of Magika right next to a bed. I sleep for an hour, then have full Magika. I seemed to train Alteration, Sneak, Conjuration, and Illision to 50. All of them in about an hour(or an hour and a half) tops.
Similar way of doing heavy/light armour and block too got my heavy armour to 100 in less than an hour, just let alot of rats attack you in a corner and keep healing, it helps restoration a little too, as for block just block their attacks (little slower but hey its quicker than fighting)
My Char is a Breton Mage with 100 in all magic schools, and with 2000 or 20,000 magicka, I have it for ps3, I advise anyone to do what I do, duplicate around lots and lots of sigil stones and lots of rings and permenantly enchant yourself with magicka boosts! Once your skills are full you can cast almost any spell! I have the ultimate spell! I cant remember what it's called, but It does 100 fire, frost, shock, drain, damage, weakness to fire, frost and shock damage, and some other stuff!
bro thaanx
skrillexposter 5 months ago
Dumb fuck, you can do it on any console retard
123wildlink 5 months ago
I have a better glitch, how about going to wal mart and buying a 20$ psn card legally?
XMW2RockzX 6 months ago
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Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose,because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork.I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this,wait
AzaAaron7 8 months ago
tried it today and it still works :D thank you!
Asakapareh 9 months ago
hahaha people who argue over ps3 and xbox are very sad
pasinclair 11 months ago
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YourFreeGenerators 11 months ago
wow wicked character
ticklemestudios 1 year ago
Can anyone tell me where i can buy a paralyze scroll please? thumbs up
AdamForExample 1 year ago
thank youuuu its workss
Daeroable 1 year ago
YEAH! IT works! on xbox360 too!!!!!!!!!!!
BrashBoys 1 year ago
@BrashBoys who cares (WANKER ALERT)
brandongamer1991 1 year ago
@BrashBoys no because i tryed on my cousins xbox and it didnt work
ticklemestudios 1 year ago
@ticklemestudios this glitch does work on xbox360
TheTehnk 8 months ago
is this patched?
Joey74812 1 year ago
Everytime I paralyze him, it always says "Dorian is fleeing" when I pickpocket him. Help plz?
instabomb 1 year ago
Well, my character is an Imperial. I bought Debilitate spell, increased my illusion skill to 52 and I am still not able to use the spell because it ooks like I don't have enough magicka! Does anyone know what should I do???
AlexBriandra 1 year ago
@AlexBriandra Work up your Willpower Attribute, and Enchant an item that Fortifies your Magicka, that should help.
blackslash16 1 year ago
@AlexBriandra Buy intelligence potions (at least 5) drink them all and you should have enoughj magicka for like 20 sec
AdamForExample 1 year ago
WoohooHA!! Works!
tijitsu 1 year ago
Were can you get the scroll from?
lathowns999 1 year ago
And for this glithch u need GOTYs... oh yea tomorow gonna get somme cash in this game lol
sgtCbb 1 year ago
do you need to buy that spell of can u use your own paralyse spell?
zack6sw 1 year ago
wow nice character
footielegends 1 year ago
what was the song u used i remember it before the copyright claim, i really need it thanks
GaMeADDlCT 2 years ago
@GaMeADDlCT
the name of the song was living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight =) i like this song :D
2hot4main 1 year ago
thxs mate my illusion is nearly lv 50 i just keep on casting a weak light spell and it gets it up heaps
seanybopa 2 years ago
is there oblivion for ps3??!!?!?!?!?!? i have a ps3! so i want oblivion!
grinreaper00 2 years ago
Yep, i got the ps3 version
its well cheap, i got mine new from game for £9
ZakrazakOfTheXMen 1 year ago
@grinreaper00 yea dude, just go to gamestop or blockbuster
fallnsk8r 1 year ago
she doesnt have it
roekai08 2 years ago
get the paralize spellfrom a lady in bravil mage guild....(6am-6pm)
bennybobz9 2 years ago
lol i did it with a guard in the house every gold i picked was counting as 1 stolen item so i ended up with 500000k bounty 2m stolen items and 3500 ingame days (cuz of jailing XD)
So we can conclude if a guard is in his house DON'T XD
punk4rawck 2 years ago
thnks :)
Billy200909 2 years ago
Hey, i have this game for the ps3 too but it doesn't work my game always take it all in one time
emrekiller13 2 years ago
@emrekiller13 yeah im to
rockking13 1 year ago
@emrekiller13 yeah mine does that to
rockking13 1 year ago
where can i get a paralyse spell at lvl 2 iam doing the heir quest now help!
wildguitar101 2 years ago
You can get that in Bravil from a female
emrekiller13 2 years ago
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kucharz508 2 years ago
i got illusion 50 by being peeping tom lol
xbkx19 2 years ago 6
You could more then likely have gotten away from the guard coming after you if you were behind him when you pickpocketed him. btw, 115% cameleon buff on my char ftw. Use the item dup glitch and make stuff with Sigil stones. I did it and I have full mithril with 115 cam, 75% ice shield and some legit items. Some of them won't copy though, like nirnroots. I have copied Varla stones and wylkin stones though. Be careful with it though, you can crash the system if you do too many.
KingKulltheGreat 2 years ago
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KingKulltheGreat 2 years ago
All i did is i made a new game, bribe him for him to have money to keep getting, and just use the Lovers Kiss, so just et the Lovers sign!
donedelacruz 2 years ago
faster way is to bribe him to almost top and then get the disposition low by saying bad things in persuasion minigame and then bribing again that way I got Dorian to have over 4k and got 20,000,000g in 10 min
MiskaTheMan 2 years ago
it damn works^^
leatherface4444 2 years ago
But paralyze is better cuz u can keep doing it over and over again.
xXshad0wstepXx 2 years ago
haha nice:D ill go try it out ,yself:D
leatherface4444 2 years ago
Wow i owe you one
currenly pressing x lol
Andy4Rose 2 years ago
on xbox 360 you now have to paralyze him due to a patch
smalltownloser91 2 years ago
you must of killled him because he never leaves his house so you must of killed him
rohgy46 2 years ago
Omg, Dorian isint there ?! i cant find him in hes house. PLEASE HELP, SEND ME MESSEGE ! :(
BamseMomsen12 2 years ago
well.. it takes a bit time to find hes house just keep looking
leatherface4444 2 years ago
were did you got te sword ????
neozwerg 2 years ago
he's probably in level 100 in speed.
lklklkkkl 2 years ago
howd you run so fast
hittoriKun 2 years ago
when you become a vampire and you do the quest to get rid of the vampirisim and you eventually do the task for the (Count Of Skingrad (i think)) then he gives you a reward but you keep hitting the tab and he continues to give you the money... not sure if this works with the updated version but its worth a go
XdeathXasXitXisX 2 years ago
doesthis work on xbox360?
billmcljnr 2 years ago
WMG die in hell.
eliwoood1 3 years ago
this work on the game of the year ?
twmoatess 3 years ago
yes..... i hade reg obliv game and didnt want to buy shivering isles seperat so i got game of da year edition........so yes
PS3OblivGuy 2 years ago
i did this on 360 but i killed him and it work but wen i came back he was dead doe he respawn i will use this glith wen i get a ps3
ElderScrollsOblvion 3 years ago
fucking thank u dude u rox!
DerChaot5 3 years ago
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knuckles8886 3 years ago
who rox do u mean me or someone else?
dquest12 3 years ago
to aawsome69 sos this reply is late if u just need 2 boost ur magic up more.
dquest12 3 years ago
i meant u just need 2 boost ur magic scrap the if.
dquest12 3 years ago
Does this work on the Game of the Year Edition? and does it corrupt Data on the quests
julianking93 3 years ago
it does not work ive tried three times i killed the the guy though but it is also supposed to work. I bribed him but all i get is my money back. plzz help me!
biper4 3 years ago
im here 2 help basically first what console r u playing on pc,ps3 or gay box360.
dquest12 3 years ago 29
lol i think he is on gay xbox...lol haha
"PS3 RULES"(SAY IT WITH A CAVEMAN LIKE VOICE) lol
jnay93 3 years ago
@dquest12 haha yeah its on the ps3
xXObLiVioN1996Xx 1 year ago
@dquest12 really i think ur just a little over ratied the 360 is much better by far the only good thing about the ps3 is it has free online gameplay and thats not much
ThePaxtonbertrand 1 year ago
@dquest12 its in the title idiot
atmbob78 1 year ago
@dquest12 look at the title
DontBeaHater12341 1 year ago
@dquest12 lol yeah xbox 360
ticklemestudios 1 year ago
@ticklemestudios oh wait sorry ii ment to say gay xbox 360
ticklemestudios 1 year ago
@dquest12 its says ps3 in the title
SupaJCProduction 10 months ago
@dquest12 ps3
SuperMicklovin 8 months ago
@dquest12
hey xbox is not gay i like both xbox and ps3 and to me they are both badass
MrErikchavez 7 months ago
@MrErikchavez Agreed. Everyone should get the console that one's friends are playing with.
Leivonmies 6 months ago
@Leivonmies
well i dont have enough money for a ps3 but i got psp and ps2 and i LOVE both psn and live so if you ask me which me i prefer i'd say both or niether and pick pc because well a pc does pwn both but console vs console to me they are both cool because i can put vids and music on psp and play those vids and music on xbox
MrErikchavez 6 months ago
@Leivonmies so there is really no point in picking because they are both cool
MrErikchavez 6 months ago
@MrErikchavez Yeah. I recommend people to pick the console their friends are around.
Leivonmies 6 months ago
@dquest12 instead of gay box360 shoudlve put shitbox360
360reebox 6 months ago
@dquest12 It says PS3. :l
gymsocker 5 months ago
it's not just for ps3 is for all console
Apomustimusic 3 years ago
this song is from spongebob but i love it:p
karlk553 3 years ago 2
how did u get that spell?
p.s change the music u crazy ass fuck
kjiking 3 years ago
lol its ok i got 1 now.
dquest12 3 years ago
omg spongebob music.. I LOVE IT!! :p
flumpolump 3 years ago
can anyone tell me where i can get a paralysis spell HELP!
dquest12 3 years ago
men read descripition
xxgaubriel 3 years ago
i know im just helping aawsome69
dquest12 3 years ago
you can also do it on the 360, noob :P i got both ps3 and 360 but i like 360 beter cause gears of war (2)
thijslord04 3 years ago
FAG thats not a excuze to hate ps3 but if Gears of war(2) had come for ps3 then 360 would be a gay box not worth buying..afterall gears of war is the only thing that makes 360 worth to buy
aawsome69 3 years ago 2
shit i killed that guy :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
:O ware did you get that deadric helmet! icant get one anyware i just have the armour!! could someone please tell me how
jibster94 3 years ago
What is the best way to level up my illusion skill? I'm a warrior and have basically 0 alchemy skill and the only school of magic I have anything in is restoration. Any advice on what I can do to get this guys money? Where is the debilitate found?
danimal24585 3 years ago
2 get a debilitate spell go 2 bravil mages basement guild at 7.00 am buy from lady.
dquest12 3 years ago
yea..but it says magic low when i try to use the spell. should i train my illusion?
aawsome69 3 years ago
first get ur illusion 2 lvl 34 then cast gay spell :)
dquest12 3 years ago
just get ur illusion 2 50.
dquest12 3 years ago
my illusion is already +60 lvl but i cant still use debilitate bcuz my magic lvl is only 90. i guess i hav to use an enchnated item like "fortify intelligence" to use the spell
aawsome69 3 years ago
Something must be wrong with my version of the game. The glitch works perfectly, but my bounty rises trough the roof, it gets sky-high. So when the guards catch me, I end up having to go jail (no option to pay the fine) and I have to spend hundreds of days in jail and I get 1 infamy point, even though I had zero.
Why do the people in these tutorial vids only get 40 bounty?
LgndrY 3 years ago
awesome song , goes great with the vid , fun to headbang with X_o
boxofpwng 3 years ago
whats the name of the song o.o
finaljoses 3 years ago
can you say me the full name of the song!?
johnnyknoxville92 3 years ago
wtf!!!
BRADARISTA 3 years ago
That is the gayest song EVER!
musicman1562 3 years ago
does this work on
Oblivion game of the year edition?
SykoYamakazian 3 years ago
uhh any version
gatler05 3 years ago
/whos singing that mrs.chicken
funkeymonkey1212 3 years ago
What's the name for this song??
6wyatt9 3 years ago
was the spongebob with this song on it the first one?
should6 3 years ago
yea
finaljoses 3 years ago
love this song
MBRGhettoCow 3 years ago
i have the spell but not enough magicka to use it
imissdanivan2 3 years ago
The song is B.A. What is it?
6wyatt9 3 years ago
ahahhaa tiny tim....nicceeee
oldgrannywheels 3 years ago
fuckin awesome song!!!!! hahahaha
likeklockwork 3 years ago 2
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are u gay???
4GO4PACK4GO4 3 years ago
if you continue bribing him your money is going to be added to his so evrey time you have more and more money at once
giodoh 3 years ago
Too bad I had already killed him :(
Tsuruyaa 3 years ago
haha first spongebob song
BlueXGreen 3 years ago
dude its not a spongebob song retard its living in tyhe sun light by: tiny tim...god weirdo
oblivionfan150 3 years ago
its on the first spongebob episode haha dont be a dilhole fat fuckin lonely bitch
BlueXGreen 3 years ago
what song is this!
its so damn funny lol!!
yap1020 3 years ago
roflmao! :)
clyde0709 3 years ago
its easy but you need a paralyze scroll that's just a plain paralyze scroll or else it wont work it cant have damage majika and stuff like that if you don't have enough majika to use it yourself
ninjasnakex 3 years ago
if you dont have engough magicka to use paralyze than just go to the arena be grand champion then battle the most people at the weekly matches turn your difficulty to the highest and just stand there block for 5 minutes and then fight them and then go back to the granny and get the gold
shivajji 3 years ago
anyone remember lord zed from the power rangers back in the day?his character looks like him ha ha
jakedanx 3 years ago
holy crap i can get well good weapons with tha gold thanx
shivajji 3 years ago
the songs called Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight by Tiny Tim
Boody006 3 years ago
the songs called: Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight by Tiny Tim
Boody006 3 years ago
what is this song calllled??? i used to love listening to this! anyone know?
xenimous 3 years ago
it works whit xbox 360 too..................
LaLiPrAnDo 3 years ago
if you need any oblivion help e-mail me (anyone) and il see if i can help u
rock28574 3 years ago
wtf, sort ya life out and get some decent music biatch.
Griffinator1993 3 years ago
dude where did you get that sexy armor??????
vamp606 3 years ago
wat song is this called
shekinnah77 3 years ago
love the music lmao..
Camdays 3 years ago
this glitch was on the 360 too its been patched now:(
terrycorsa 3 years ago
you could still do it if you delete the update data - do the glitch as much as you'll need and then re-patch
Stafare 3 years ago
lolz nice song what is the name but is that from spongebob but the trick worked
devilmaycry4132 3 years ago
it still works for the game of the year version, i just did it, thank you so much
drac1717 3 years ago
This is patched in the GOTY edition im pretty sure of it
Stafare 3 years ago
in the ps3 version?
come to think of it, i havent even tried it on my goty version.
flip7751 3 years ago
Well, how you trained the Illision, seems like a good idea.
but to be honest, I just used a novice "Starlight" spell over and over again til I'm out of Magika right next to a bed. I sleep for an hour, then have full Magika. I seemed to train Alteration, Sneak, Conjuration, and Illision to 50. All of them in about an hour(or an hour and a half) tops.
Try it! :O
Thaumato 3 years ago
Similar way of doing heavy/light armour and block too got my heavy armour to 100 in less than an hour, just let alot of rats attack you in a corner and keep healing, it helps restoration a little too, as for block just block their attacks (little slower but hey its quicker than fighting)
Stafare 3 years ago
nice tv o.o and is that song from spnge bob?
naruto0pwnz 3 years ago
u can do that on the 360 dude
BOB67606 3 years ago
i llove this song whats its name?-.-
yaktr12 3 years ago
that song was from spongebob the lyrics on a episode
oblivionlistener 3 years ago
Oh my god I haven't heard that song in a long time. It's addicting.
BowlerHatFan 3 years ago
LOL thats really usfel and funny good job 5/5 CLAP CLAP
bladeofduck 3 years ago
My Char is a Breton Mage with 100 in all magic schools, and with 2000 or 20,000 magicka, I have it for ps3, I advise anyone to do what I do, duplicate around lots and lots of sigil stones and lots of rings and permenantly enchant yourself with magicka boosts! Once your skills are full you can cast almost any spell! I have the ultimate spell! I cant remember what it's called, but It does 100 fire, frost, shock, drain, damage, weakness to fire, frost and shock damage, and some other stuff!
onyxsrb2 3 years ago
your fucking gay showing off all of your spells and locations u've visited and ur fuckin character what a fucking fag!!!!
TheMexxican 3 years ago
someone is jealous
xxSymbiotexx 3 years ago 4
dont suppose we can see your character, then?
flip7751 3 years ago
Lol u just mad cuz u suck at oblivion
kazzdude1 3 years ago
I've been playin TES games since arena you fucking dumbass i'll fucking skool u on oblivion
TheMexxican 3 years ago
Oh. I'm sorry. OH PLEASE NO OH PLEASE DONT SCHOOL ME IN A VIDEO GAME!! OH GOSH THATS THE WORST THING EVER OH NO plz dont!
kazzdude1 3 years ago
OMFG I love Sarcasm! Why not go back in time and give your mother an abortion you piece of shit "DUDE"
TheMexxican 3 years ago
Oh wow good comeback...i think... was that even a comeback? or was that a desparate beaner trying to insult me...
kazzdude1 3 years ago
oh god here comes the rascism
TheMexxican 3 years ago
lets see your character, if he/she is so much better than mine...
flip7751 3 years ago
anyone know where i can get paralyze spell? i have one now but i need like 200 somethin magicka. or what about the poison version?
does the money cheat still work?
nappymoer 3 years ago
i killed him by accident will he ever come back to life?
blackpoolfc7 3 years ago
no he will not.
flip7751 3 years ago
so can i do it to anyone else
blackpoolfc7 3 years ago
how much magicka i need to cast the 3 secs paralyzing?
ludde474 3 years ago
wow...um....isn't this song on spongebob...cause my brothers love that show and it sounds familaiar.
Theclosetghost 3 years ago
my favorite of the oblivion videos
SerpicoLispix 3 years ago
omfg finaly someone that can afford this game with the ps3 lol i have this game too n the ps3
retardedorlando 3 years ago
... this works on the Xbox 360 to just paralyze and pickpocket
Omber1234 3 years ago
lmao. the begining scared the shit outa me becuse of the voice. i thoght it was actually the video makers voice over
pieman3968 3 years ago
i know how to get a pralyse spell for free have your birthmark as the lover