Wu-Tang Clan: Method Man uncut "Torture" skit parody

[babyben101]

Ill fuckin slap in the face with a fish yo like BLAAAOOOWWW! Then ask you if that shit smells like yo mommas VAGINA! then if you say no ill bring a peice of it and tell you to smell it and if u dont smell it ill cut of you dick and put it in yo mommas vagina! then ill ask her if she would rather suck my balls and if she says no ill fuck in kill her like BLAAAOOOOWWW! then if you still cryin over this dumb shit ill fuckin shave yo bald show to a bunch of hot whores and fuckin........kill you too!

[MakefunNotwar]

yo i'll fuckin ill fuckin buy you pounds & pounds of meat, right? season that shit up like BLAOWWWW!!! on some food network shit!! it be madddd tasty like when you blazed off some sour diesel! you be feelin MAD thankful & showin appreciation for that meal. You even let me fuck ya little sister doggie style like BLAOOWWW but RIGHT AFTER i bust my nut, i send you a text that reads, "sorry to let u know but that was not real meat. it was all soy. completely vegetarain, you FAGGAT!!!" blaowwwwwwww!

[TheOfficialMNL]

yo ill fucking, ill fucking shove a rusty screwdriver up yo grandmas ass like BLOAAAWW n fuckin make it bleed, then ill call my nigga's hotline n have a buncha horney black men shove their dicks in dat shit like BLOAAAW

[mezenger1]

lol @ cake with African poisons inside.

[MakefunNotwar]

yo i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin call up the producers of CAKE BOSS, right? tell them i need an ill type cake like "YO, that shit's MAD unique like BLAOWW!!" that i needs it to look like a rusty screwdriver but with some African poisons inside. So that Italian skills me up the illest shit on planet Earth & i bring that to yo grandma's nursing home on some generous shit, tell the guard im donatin like BLAOWW! next thing u know, MAD old people dying a few months earlier than expect like BLAOWWWWWWWWWW

[funkadelikkullid]

yo i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin put duct tape on your eyeballs and pull that shit off slow like tsssssssssss, i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin rip your arm out of its socket and hit over the head with shit like BLAAOOWWW!

[tamesrash]

i'll fucking sew yuor asshole closed and keep feedin ya

[25rsboy]

worst video ever? at least your mom paid for my chink food

[HammerNHook]

I'll fuckin, ill fuckin take yo iphone whitchya moms credit card on it, and start downloading mad porno on it like BLAAOOWWW BLAAOOWW BLAAOOWWW! mad weird shit too, like 2 girls 1 cup kinda shit then yo momma gonna see her credit card ran out and she gonna beat yo ass wit a shovel like BLAOOWWW

[Godzplp123]

ill fukin ill fukin tie u up nd make u swallow crush glass nd make u drink boiled wtr

[GuerillaTunes]

ill fuckin ill fuckin cut your eyelids of, crucify you in front of a tv, tie you head in place and make you watch nothing but sleezy ass new school ass dirty south ass wack ass metrosexual ass rap videos all day till you fuckin eyes roll back like BLAAOWW!!

[epicfailfailure]

I'll fuckin. I'll fuckin, call yo phone and when you pick up I'll fuckin hang up and then I'll fuckin wait till you me back and I'll fuckin not pick up da phone

[doomsday1216]

ill fuckin...ill fuckin....pay an escort to go on dates with u like MAD dates son dates like BLAHH you be fuckin' that bitch every night like its yo job...then ima wait till u fall in love with this girl an shit and u be thinkin about spendin yo life with her then BLAHH i tell that bitch never to talk to you again so you be mad sad but ALSO mad confused

[makemeover365]

I'll fucking, I'll fucking sneak into your room right? And go through your closet without even asking you and go through all your nice clothes right? Than Imma go find that outfit you fucking love so much and be wearing every fucking time we go out right? and than I'll fucking put it on like BLAAAOW! Spray all that nasty perfume you hate so much right? Let some of that deodorant residue rub off on you clothes right? and than Imma put it back right where I found it like BLAAAAOW!

[CoonDaddy420]

Yo l'll fuckin I'll fuckin walk up to ya door n shit right while u in ya crib fuckin ya girl n shit right ring ya door bell Like 30 times and shit wait for yo ass to scramble down stairs n shit right? then run from yo house like blaaaoooow!!!

[CoonDaddy420]

Il fuckin I'll fuckin yo word is bond yo yo I'll fuckin yo I'll fuckin I'll I'll yo I'll be doin sum Ill shit like blaaaooow!!!!

[mstar6]

you cant hold the blunt with your hand?

[MakefunNotwar]

yo i'll fawkin call you up on a rainy night, like 3:27am right? tell you to meet up wit me at the park by the big ass tree, right? tell you dat shits madddd important, like on some serious shit... LIFE THREATENING! and u be madddd worried wit dem teary eyes so you rush into yo' moms car wit da quickness like BLAAOWWW! then u show up at the park right on schedule on some whiteboy shit. come to find out, i aint even there!! meanwhile im back at yo place fuckin ya momz doggie style like BLAAOWWW!!!

[UNCOOL2THEEND]

like BLAAAAAH

[xDejahx]

"Microorganisms and shit"

"Rinse and repeat type shit son"

"Her fuckin insurance goes up AND she gotta pay for lo mein"

"Yo son you down to eat some peanuts? What's good!"

Why was this fuckin cut? Hilarious! XD

[creamnall]

i´ll fawkin i´ll fawkin go to yo house right, and just sit there to hang out right, n have no money in ma pockets right, n Smoke yo whole stash with u right, n then eat mad monchies right n then be like ayo is gettin late n be out like BLAAAAAAAWWWW!!!

[MrHosenreisser]

i'll fuckin I'll fuckin let you hear a whole cd of Lil Wayne

[MurcielagoAI]

I'll fuuckin, i'll fuckin pull up to your house in a van right? Hop on your wifi and just start doin hella illegal shit son. Imma download like hella insanse clown posse and miley cyrus and shit, and they gonna sue you cuz i downloaded so much shit on your internet son, and you gonna be sued, AND everyone's gonna be like DAMN you got some shitty taste in music.

[MurcielagoAI]

I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin go to the club right, and just be hittin on mad girls you know right? And i'll tell 'em to call you to hook up and shit right? But BLAAAOOOOW son i just gave them yo girl's number son. You gonna have some trust issues all up in yo relationship now.

[deshev2]

BLAAAAAAH

[ThaKatastrophyHD]

yo ill fuckin, ill fuckin.....go on yo phone while you aint payin attention right? And all change yo contact names for example switch yo drug dealas name with ya muthas so nex week you be all like "ayo nigga you got dat weed?" and yo mutha show up at yo house and knock you bitch ass out like BLADAOOOOO!!!

[duder7589]

The building pictured is actually 12 stories. : P

[Kloaky]

Haha ha

[blumentopfologie]

i'll fucking I'll fucking watch this video again like BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[suejoseph]

where is the whole original song ??

[NyRikanMami718]

Lol funny ass nikka

[jason1309]

i fukkn i fukkn eat bunch of beans,onions and shit.. go to the elevator hold that fart in wait until its full. crop dust the whole shit and walk out

[wakaflock663]

i fukkn i fukkn make u watch the TYRA BANKS show rite then i fuckn make u listen 2 solija boy whole cd then i fukkn make u do the soulja boy uuuuuuuuuuu then i fukkn stop

[angrykoopa]

Ill fuckin...ill fuckin get U high as shit & make u trip out 2 a slideshow of nasty fuckin penis diseases make a nigga dick look like a sea slug....P-THC-SD nigga

[TH3D1R3CTOR]

i'll FUCKIN...i'll FUCKIN...steal your ipod right...just your mp3 player right...and upload EVERY ALBUM from justin beiber right...then put it back in your room without you noticing like BLAOOOW!!!

[TH3D1R3CTOR]

lmfaoaoaoaoaoaoa!!!

[lilkrunk013]

ill fuckin ill fuckin spend the nite at your house right sneak into your big sister room fuck the dog shyt out of her like blaaaah blaaaahh bllaaaahh make her fall in love with me then tell her its over then ill fuckin go bak ino the room i was sleep in and fuckin go to sleep till yo dad leave in get in the bed with yo mama she think im yo pops and fuck her madd times like bowww bowww bowwww she like ooo its the best i ever had then yo dad walk in the room mad madd son

[caw0059]

I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin, eat a lot of taco bell one night, right? den, the next day I'll sneak in yo house right before you come home from school son, an I'll like take a mad shit in yo bafroom like BLAOW!! I'll even get one a dem, one a dem oscillatin' fans to spread the smell around yo house so when you walk in the do, BLAOW!!!! you met by some taco bell smellin' shit smell, and you be like, DAMN, who the fuck been eatin' Taco Bell and shittin in my bafroom son?

[SilverTrippyHaze]

@caw0059 AAAAAAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

[mynameisJG]

this is funny. i didn't think i'd like it. but i do

[CustomMagnumFilms]

i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin, take a pair of dr.dre headphones right? a fuckin pair of headpone, turn the volume mad loud son, fuckin, 300 db right? fuckin be like "wanna listen to the new Wu joint?" fuckin, you fuckin, put that shit on your ears right, and i hit play and it fuckin blasts that shit maddd loud like

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

[brykelmath]

I fuckin' switch your expensive gourmet coffee with Folger's crystals like BLAAAOOOWWW!!

[Infinite8Poetree]

This shit is hilarious!!

[GraphikFx]

I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin... take a thin glass rod right, and insert that shit in your urethra n shit. Then bang shit with two mis-shaped bricks like BLAAAOW!!

[SouljaBoyRealHipHop]

This videp would have been perfect if it wasn't for the faggot at 2:55. That said, it's still awesome.

[truax1101023]

@SouljaBoyRealHipHop i know lol who is that?

[axisofhope]

ill fuckin, ill fuckin show up to your girls baby shower early right, and mad introduce myself as the babys father to your friends that dont know you that well, right? then ill make sure i leave right when you get there....like blahw.

[jeremycc2002]

yo, ill fuckin...ill fuckin sneak inta your house when you aint there and take like 4 or 5 rubba bands and tie them shits around your kitchen sink spraya son, then when you come downstairs to get some water cause you thirsty and shit, you get a chest fulla sink water like BLAOW!

[SilverTrippyHaze]

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[EazySPM]

This shit is fake yo... You can't get that many jobs nowadays mang. How you gonna get so many job interviews? It's a depression, don. I'll be surprised if you can one job interview lol

[treyx9]

I'll fuckin I'll fuckin I'll fuckin go up to to job and shit right while you in a press conference in one dem rooms with the big windows n shit right I'll disguise myself as fuckin as a fuckin window cleaner right then I'll fuckn get a sharpie right and write yo name on my ballsack right then I'll Fuckn start wipen the window wid my dick like BLOWWW you gone be mad embarrassed son

[bloodlinehunter]

i'll fking kidnap eminem and hire a gay clown to rape him right, then i cut that mufugga open with a bootleg justin bieber cd case. cut off his balls and drain his blood in a bucket and mix the shit right. then i'll break in just before the kids choice awards and swich the green goo bucket with my clown sperm, eminem balls and blood bucket right. all that's left is to rig that pussy show to get justin bieber under mah bucket right, and when it drops i'll whip out my cock in public like BLAOOW!!!

[dlentz294]

"Yo son, you down to eat some peanuts was goood!" BEST FUCKIN LINE

[mrwaves1]

I'll fuckin,I'll fuckin take u sista to a mexican restaraunt right, right and order madd food just barritos and tacos and shit like BLAOWW and break all the chairs in that muthafucka like BLAOOW and tell yo sista I left my wallet at home, so she goin have to pay for that food and chairs, so while she looking for the money I smack her in the face with a quessidilia like BLAOWW, BLAOOW.

[xDejahx]

@mrwaves1 holy shit XD

[DLcKxFTR]

wow.... -_-

[trudon]

like blahhh

[LiveTheDream314]

lol the apology is hella funny

[chillbrahh100]

YO THIS SHIT IS MADDD FUNNYY

[JoOnNeSsEyY]

yo ill fukkin....ill fukkin...., ill fukkin pull up to the red light while you ridin behind me son, and jst sit there son! then the lights gonna turn green, and BLAHHHH! im just gonna sit there while you honk yo horn n shit son! then imma wait till the light turns yellow, and take off right before it hits red son!

[NecKClippA]

i fuckinn... i fuckiinn buy madd airplane tickets to dubai and go to da zoo like "BLAOOW!" and buy a fuckin camel n shit, then ill throw sum blue flip flops on that mutha fucka then ill place a taco on his head then ima kick that camel right, in you fuckin bathroom like "BLAOOOOW!" and you be like "aw man" and i be like "BLAOOOW!" madd shit son.

[MakefunNotwar]

yo, i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin buy madddd clothes from H & M, right? show up to your house maddd uninvited... be like, "yo, merry christmas! now you gotta pay for all these clothes i bought." you be like, "yo wtf, i dont even know you!!!" and im be like, "yea, but I KNOW YOU! so pay the fuck up before you get fucked up!" and then mostly likely you be mad nervous so you aints got no choice. (but if you one of them tough nukkas, then i prolly just take it as a loss & apologize)

[MakefunNotwar]

lol

[NecKClippA]

bLaOooOoUW!

[tony123100]

i'll fuckin i'll fuckin steal yhur car while yhu sleep and drive all the gas out of it right then in the morning when yhu got to go to work yhu gone have to walk then ima steal your keys while yhu walkin so yhu will be locked out then when yhu come home ima steal your clothes so yhu gone cold oand like BURRRRRRR IM COLD NIGGAH

[dagratiz]

I'll fuckin...I'll fuckin go in yo bathroom right...go right in and take the deodorant out ya girl Secret kid. Then I'll replace that shit wit cream cheese like BLAOW!! She gone be walkin 'round smellin like mad cream cheese for days, son. Word to motha.

[trance2307]

Unedited my ass...you just spliced some random garbage with some of Wu's stuff and put it under their name

[BizeeNimble1]

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[8thDM3NSHN]

iL FukiN put rocks in yo mouth and upper cut U ShHPOW! wu FO EVAH!

[christopheergin]

i hate the lil homie at the end he fucked up everything

[19MARTINEZ93]

2:56-3:16 sucks. it was stupid it want even funny.. the rest was funny as fuck though haha

[harrybutiwisker]

ill fukin ill fukin break the lights off in ur pool rite... then when u like why the switch aint workin for the pool. and u with ur gurl.. ill be lurkin son straight waiting for u two to get all into it. macking on each other and shit be.... then ill strap a shark fin on kid.. and jus come toward u all shark like..THEN U BE TRIPN OUT LIKE OO SHYT! and leave ur girl all stranded and helpless..then ill come out the water like BLAAAAAH!!!. call u a bitch then laugh while i walk away

[JAVIOONER]

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MEEN

[serremkay]

loooool BLAH BLAH BLAH

[biggvice187]

ill fuckin... ill fuckin... ill fuckin invite u to play chess! and I play mad chess games with u, right? n i let u get close to my King. then when u aint ready BLAWWW!!!!! i fuckin throw the chessboard in ur face son! so u back flip n land on da face n choke with a knight in ur throat!!!!!!!!!!

[BORNFORWU]

i fuckin... i fuckin order a pizza,and when you turn to watch the tello i put constipation pills on ya slices and drink,and i wait till ya granny bout to get to get in the showe so when you go try and take dump blaoww! you open the door and so "eww grandma and you shit of yo self at the same LMAO

[chicityjoka]

the stupidest tortures came from the dude withe cigar lol

[Avenged4life89]

@chicityjoka yes...thats because it was a spoof..... duh.....

[biggvice187]

ill fuckin ill fuckin help my grandma up the stairs. just gently push her wheelchair, right? and when were finally up there BLHAWWW!!!!! i fuckin throw her ass down!!!. so she gotta make it back by herself

[TheMethodmanfan]

12 people never had a laugh

[soulthereject]

ill fawkin .. ill fawken.. sign in ur xbox account son.. while u at work ill sign in rite and like play mad super street fighter 4 games and like BLAH start de ranking u like BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW.n shyt..  matter fact cuz u working over time to i jus fuck up all ur games son... while i eat ur food and drink ur alcohol yea kno THAT BLUE MOON SON.. u come home and u smell somethin too rite cuz i also left the biggest shyt in ur bathroom.. homie AND USE UP ALL UR TIOLET PAPER LIKE BLAH!

[xcolepx]

i'll fucking, i'll fucking wish i never turned this fucking stupid shit on. leave it to the pros fruit.

[Avenged4life89]

@xcolepx Thank you....

[zerowolf]

good stuff man

[darkmeetalicious671]

na na na ill fuckin ill fuckin take you out campin rite an fuckin ill fuckin put you in the water while you fuckin sleepin rite on your sleepin bed rite and then ill fuckin ill fuckinput bird food on you so the birds isz on you and you fall in the water

[drakefan4]

OOOOOOOO SHIT SON

[drakefan4]

yo ill fukin ill fukin rip ur ass out nd ill fukin ill fukin use it as a ashtray

[Fuckadancer]

her fuckin insurance goes up AND she gots to pay for lo mein! that shit caught me off guard.....

[drakefan4]

@Fuckadancer lol

[lilbonez21]

ill fuckin , ill fuckin steal ur clothes rite. n like fukin mix all ur clothes together in one load n ass they spinnin i put bleach in it, so they fuckin all got bleach. then ill fucking take ur clothes out n only dry half of them n wen u fuckin get the back only half will be dry n ur colored clothes b all bleached out like BLAHHHHH..

[darkmeetalicious671]

ill fuckin ill fuckin fuckin ummm ill fuckin steal ur fuckin credit card fuckin an ummm fuckin run ur bill upp so u fuckin go in fuckin in fuckin debt and u fuckin fuckin gotta pay for that shit cause u fuckin u fuckin gay

[MakefunNotwar]

yo i'll fawkin... i'll fawkin... sign into your facebook & just start "liking" the shit outta people's statuses, to the fawkin point where mofos start messagin you, questionin if you really "like" their status or if you just wylin out. then when they aint ready BLA-OW!!!! ima jus start "unliking" shit just as crazy. mofos be like "damnnn dis wigga crazy! he must be bi-polar or some shit. i hope he seeks medical attention asap." next thing you know, i'ma remove them all from my friends list! BONG

[NickHey]

@MakefunNotwar OOooooooowwww!!!!

[creamnall]

@MakefunNotwar Oh my fuckin God i had months i didnt laugh as much as when i Read this shit JAJAJAJAJAJA

[esconyfinest]

ayOO I'll fucking I'll fuckinn tell u "yo son don't worry kidd today is the 15th" when its really like the 12th but your Food Stamps come on the 15th & you off track with the calender and shit & Ima be like "yoo today the 15th lets go 2 the store and shit " and when we go 2 the store madd happy cause you hungry & you ordering heros and shit and then when they swipe your food stamp card they be like "yo its declined" like ploww!!! ha ha jeaaa & now you mad cause you hungry out this motha fuka

[DBums78]

Ill fuckin, ill fuckin...sneak into your house at night while yu sleepin right...and write all the test answers on your hand right...u kno crib sheets ans shit yo...and yo other hand in luke warm fukin water yo...then il fuckin ill fuckin unplug yo alarm clock and shit right....so you piss the bed, wake up late for test day...AND get caught cheetin....BBLLOOWWLLLLL!!!!

[silvastian]

lmfaooo 

[elon054]

It was the greatest video ive seen in a while up until 2:54. Completely ruined

[DBums78]

@elon054 are you kidding me? 2.54 was great! right on time MLNW!

[DBums78]

@DBums78 *MFNW...my bad

[suwoo105]

"her insurance go up & she gotta pay 4 the lo mein" lmao love the wu love the video blaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww

[brooklynloveR21]

yoooo dis is great ! maaaaaaaaaad funny

[destroybabylon420]

these niggas are blazed!!! hahaha

[ChrisJFox91]

Hahaha the bit about stealing the mums car then ordering Chinese food haha

[obeypato]

lame son

[IhateMEXILANA]

hahahaha this shit is funny as fuck lol

[jadissx]

BLAH!

[AOZXB]

like blah blah blah.. right !@!

[4ss0nFire]

epic stuff man

[metemi]

I'll fuckin, buy some glasses and put them on yo face, so you look like you wear glasses and shit! - BOW!!!!

[swamprat79]

I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin pull up next to at a red light and while you not payin attention, right? I'll fuckin accelerate a little bit and make you think the light turned green so you run that red light son, what!??!?!

[duder7589]

@swamprat79

ima fuckin, ima fuckin be at that same light right, only im gonna be on foot and im gonna hit the walk button like 10 fuckin times ... like BLAOW!

[tehehe46]

this aint rare it in 36 chambers fool!!!!

[S3quoya]

*u down 4 sum peanuts!

[subparcheesy]

this is some dumb shit.

[mexipino032]

"ill be lik yo son, u down to eat some peanuts?! wats gud?!" hahahahahahahaha

[phayze44]

Woooow...That this shit is crazy funny.

[xXBlackAc3Xx]

ahh yes. glad my bud showed me this vid.

[Moegreezy19]

this guy messed it up...he's corny

[MiSSCHERRi09]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

Thiss videoo is funny as fu_k.

[lamont20]

looool

[freshprinceofbalham]

watch my vid much better used it for a prank call, funny shit.

[mecca71]

@freshprinceofbalham

your shht is wack son, you can't even hear your shht, but this shht ^ is HILARIOUS! it kills your prank call shht like BLAAHHHHHH!

MakefunNotwar, this is the funniest shht I heard in a while...

[evancostello]

you kids are all dumb they didnt fuck up anything the wu put this out

[Daevi1]

real talk

[107ANTONINO]

the last part were the girl/boy????? is like i "i fuckin ifuckin...........' is it a girl or a boy but ima people person so im cool wit who ever it is

[107ANTONINO]

blahh blahh blahh blaahahahahahah

[EarOrgasms]

haahhh

[NathanSpades]

dog this is funny ass fuck hah

[dbrook]

whack! u fucked up the Wu!

[MakefunNotwar]

stoppppp it

[Daevi1]

hahaha they didn't fuck up shiv

[locash74]

Funny! Thanks for doing this.

[MakefunNotwar]

no doubttttttttttt (:

[foxrod1]

You down to eat some peanuts? WHATS GOOD?

[MakefunNotwar]

lol,, prolly my fav personally too. i made this a long time ago actually bored out my arse!!!

[Daevi1]

Me like Me Like

[metemi]

@MakefunNotwar yeah I love that line. 

[Boxingkid15]

ill so ya ass hole shut and keep feeding u

[Daevi1]

and feeding you and feeding you and feeding you~

[MakefunNotwar]

n feetin u

[TheRelentless702]

and she gotta pay for the lo main damn!! dats sum fucked up shit

[101111101101]

ill fuken, illl fucken, son, yo, fucken, yo son, ill fucken do some shit. you oh shit

[mixxes07]

stupid negra killed it...

[TheSocialWh0re]

i remember this from years ago. nice video to complete the audio!

[Jaymerr95]

hahahah this is freakin hilarious nice video

[NoobHunter45]

Funny like BLAH!!!!

[gcsjr123]

mad funny

[Master9718]

WHOA!!

[ElghettoBarbero]

while i'm bleeding and shit right, hahahaha funny shit man

[NoobHunter45]

this shit was toO FUNNY.

[MakefunNotwar]

thanks my french!

[illuminadi]

LOL

[MakefunNotwar]

good looks!