Jake & Amir: Office Bowl

[TheFreshbum]

not wearing a shirt weighing a solid 400lb always does the job...

[rickneil01]

I have a strange feeling that's not brownie batter...

[Spazticuz]

@rickneil01 unfunny =/

[4HeartsChelsea]

@Spazticuz You obviously haven't seen watch?v=zP-V763YrUk

[kilkilkilkilk]

ask if they watch jake and amir, if yes, we got a lot to chat about, if not, that people is an asshole.

[VolSton29]

The picture on amir's lil corked wall is dope. I wanna find that Rubik's cube costume!

[himynameisfdsa]

Comedians drink water when they perform because their jokes are so dry. Even that statement was funnier than this video. I must be in some kind of desert, here...

[maTP662]

I just don't be like Pat Cassels

[BananaDockery]

boobs

[BIGMONEYmr12]

shit on debra's desk

[DaPrez09]

@BIGMONEYmr12 Like a BOSS!



[Iluvcops911]

Email the hot receptionist...sleep with her...never call her back.  That's how I do it

[montypoohbear1996]

i take a big shit on everyones desk right before they come to work.

[Trolling365]

I take a shit by their cubicle.

[JoshyBear02]

how i meet people is leaving brownies and i make myself look desperate

[chicawazzzzzzza]

jake and amir the movie and hardly working the moving

[Zegeebwah]

I don't have any friends, I wouldn't know...

[coolman9999uk]

Just so you know Bacardi, I watched this video, and I liked it, but because I know you're trying to trick me into buying your product, I will push dislike and vow never never to buy bacardi again. Good day.

[coolman9999uk]

Just suck some dick man, it's the only way.

[cjackstarr]

i think that brownie mix idea worked pretty well. ;)

[rshweky9]

did amir just get an intro right?

[abbytheridkeydonkey]

i'd talk about a viral video or a really funny youtube show(jake and amir)

and ask evryone what their favourite show is

[adarshsly]

i give back everthing they let me borrowed except for one thing and use that to go to the're desk

[TheDigitalStone]

Oh shit no... i clicked a "Jake and Amir" video... now i have to reschedule my evening.

[hannah19116]

fake call urself and pretend u know really cool people

p.s. talk REALLY loud :) <3 ur vids

[blueeyesaf]

Don't be like Pat Castles.

[ewnjr]

I pass out 30% off abortions coupons.

[Ryano526]

i trip over something and pretend i'm a walrus

works every time

[Powerdude29]

Rip out ur dick and yell swoard fight

[WeThErOcKsTaRs]

@Powerdude29 PLEASE TELL ME YOU MEANT *WHIP*!

Because ripping your dick out sounds like a HORRIBLE way to make friends lls

[alifechangingpresent]

Get a super hot girl (Megan Fox) to bring out the tits, and pow, instant popularity

[BoDCheckov]

I start a conversation with them only in the MIDDLE of it by asking them "OH wow, that happened to you? so what did YOU do about it?" and allow them to think i'm the best listener ever and they are drunk...like i am now... ...how'd i get here after an hour and a half watching this college humor shit?

[jacobgovan]

@BoDCheckov woah there, lay off the drink man!!! stick to weed!!!

[BoDCheckov]

@jacobgovan *inhales and passes along* yeah, you're probably right

[khaloudi615]

Why are all these videos by BACARDI?

[no1isperfect4anyone]

notice that in the beginning one of them got a stikker on the apple logo on his mac and right afer its gone???

[Datelesswonders]

I put wanted posters with my own face on it and put it around the town near my work. Great conversation starter!

[SuperUnavailableName]

I MAKE PEOPLE LOOK AT MY HUGE BLACK CLOCK

thumbs up if you missread

[URKillingme100]

I say, "My penis just died, can I bury it in your asshole?"

[JReysProductions]

im pretty sure at 00:48 thats the only time amir ever actually works in any of these eipsodes

[Sector806]

Shouldn't you be focused on working and not socialising during company hours? Poor work ethics.

[BooBooSnicks13]

i go every where teell arandom kid if ihe wants to play tag and if he says no get another kid den another den anoyther start a battle and after that say srry nad be friends :D

[msmith4361]

@BooBooSnicks13 *and

[chris110012]

@msmith4361

Really? That's the ONE mistake you found in that... would you call that a sentence?

[JohnAmmari001]

Ask people if they want a butt fucking

[Deadlywaterboy]

Talk about classical music, or drugs(for the blacks)

[vamphuntress15]

@Deadlywaterboy your an idiot

[Deadlywaterboy]

@vamphuntress15 you're. OH THE IRONY

[vamphuntress15]

@Deadlywaterboy dipwad

[Deadlywaterboy]

@vamphuntress15 Excellent retort.

[vamphuntress15]

@Deadlywaterboy I don't have brain capacity to waste on morons. It's finals time you know.

[Deadlywaterboy]

@vamphuntress15 You should have stopped typing after you wrote "capacity".

[ilovetoastymedia]

SELLOUTS

But, they still are funny.

[GameUnltd]

i take out a joint during lunch time... and yeah even my manager llikes me now.

[CssFade]

I crack a bottle of Bacardi and all my co-workers just huddle round me.

Free moneys?

[MultiRatrat]

Aawwwww they didnt say anything at the end

[spt110]

i do nothing anyone else has said, because they're all lies, and instead actualyl talk to people because i have a life unlike u sorry sack of losers

[falpalemily]

How's this for desperate and needy? I'm lonely and I wanna make friends lolz

[ammer1010]

dont ever sell out amir. dont you ever sell out you fucking queen

[matzebra]

I masturbate in to their tea that way I don't feel as nervous when talking to them because i can see abit of myself inside them.

[MLIMAkitabu]

like this if you thought amir was going to smoke up the whole office to make friends.

[pcr7manu]

i just realised this isnt college humor

[5959512]

I just walk into subway and say make me a sandwhich bitch!

[tystormify]

umm i use brownie batter and put it on my desk. it worked for me. lol



[Kleiner924]

steal their stapler and then bake it into Jell-o...Jake and Amir gone The Office

[Geschwendt]

i malest them

[shakka219]

I steal their beloved pets from their houses and perform a ritual where I sacrifice all of the animals and pray to the gods to make them want to be friends with me

[iheartcookies2010]

@shakka219 that is so fucked up

[lockmewithbacon]

I sit in a metaphorical hole and let the loneliness slowly kill me.

[ZZzzRRrrGGgg]

@lockmewithbacon gaaaaay

[Nullll1111]

I beat the shit out of people till they cry like a bitch asking to be my friend.

[yerkmantm]

smoke weed out back with them

[ZekeWhiting]

I spell my name out on peoples' desks in my own shit and light it on fire.

[maxamillion4536]

i tape paper all over my body and pretend im a ghost.

[bryansleaze]

with the right amount of barcardi i can meet every one

[FlaminGamersClan]

how many people actually turned up?

[TheRWOCompany]

i once made friends with this one person by running into them accidentally-on-purpose and then proceeding to recite some jake and amir. they didn't catch on because they don't have internet and just thought i was hilarious.

not the best way to do things, but it worked! XD

[GdoubleWB]

I remember three thousand Just For Laughs stand-up routines, then recite them.

[bionicbunny3000]

I pull out my penis and let everyone notice me

[pennydesouza]

Pat looks fly.

[Mugsi]

Put brown teepee on their desk made from the feces of yourself combined with a homeless person's.

[amandaloveschocolate]

PARTAY HARDTAY !

[7o7munoz7o7]

jake and amir teamed up with bacardi!!! nice!!!

[inshapeswetrust]

I work on a bar, so I'm close to all my co-workers we share lot's of hugs and shiatsu like that.

[Ubertastic]

I steal their supplies and place them on my desk and act like i didnt know how they got there