Jr. Christian Science Bible Lesson Program '97 Pt. 3 of 3

[Konanarian]

Music by David Hart. Words by James UUUH, Dill.

[sicktv5678]

the dummy's name is chip the black boy !!!! LOL the funniest shit i have ever seen .

[m1sterHANDS]

David Hart's brand of sincerity in his faith and extremities in his humor is an example of God's existence lol

[Dillej]

if there ever was evidence for the non exsistence of god, this is definately it

[Dillej]

if there ever was evidence for the non exsistence of god, this is definately it

[Lv100WereCactus]

the Second Reader has perhaps the most unintentionally racist name ever. EVER.

BTW WTF is he the Earl of? Space Aliens? Or maybe thats his name...

I HAVE SPOKEN!

[juxtn]

"Chip the black boy"

[scyldschefing]

Jim Henson taught his Sunday school, and that's how he got into puppetry.

Or so he says.

He also has been in UFOs.

Salame.

[scyldschefing]

Jim Henson taught his Sunday school, and that's how he got into puppetry.

Or so he says.

He also has been in UFOs.

[rayblack2004]

This guy is a prime candidate for arkham asylum

[mastmedia]

What happens when crazy homeless people find a vacant tv studio and chest full of second hand puppets?:

Why, The Junior Christian Science Program, of course.

[honipop]

It's so bad , it's good..... Ed Wood would approve.

[theycallmelefou]

I love how the old guy tries to keep tempo, but there just isn't one.

[Jocelynne21]

Are these the people that refuse medical help?

[a1mint]

Christian Science is an oxymoron.

[threefourninetyfour]

Chip the black boy?? Stay away from racism, kids!

[starmanspr]

@crosshatch50 that's the joke.

[FreakyUnicorn]

This is truly terrifying yet entertaining at the same time XD

[FatPopCorn]

Chip the black boy looks like an old women

[whitelinesdontdoit]

This isn't real, is it?

[mayerness123]

@whitelinesdontdoit it is.... real tv  show

[FatPopCorn]

@crosshatch50 gee maybe there is a chip the white boy too

[FatPopCorn]

@FatPopCorn or maybe people would confuse it as an old women..that what I thought it was suppose to be before i read chip the black boy

[BohemianBlasphemy]

I don't think I've ever been high enough to conceive something like this.

[handsomedan187]

why the fuck doesnt this have more views

[starcalibre]

my wife left me for another man, he's got her on crack cocaine, and it reeeally hurts

[lilshitstick]

@starcalibre damn that must suck! you think God's trying to show you something? if He is, then why would he "allow" your wife to be so screwed??

btw... God is imaginary, and these people are loons...

[NorthernSoul29]

@starcalibre If I'd married into this sinister cult I could probably see the attraction of running off with a crack addict

[coolspindrift]

....and now boys and girls, we're going to learn about banning civil rights to certain...ah......groups of people...they have to (spell aloud with me) ..r-e-p-e-n-t and learn to live a lie......Yeah...so AWESOME!

[TheConstellation72]

This is the greatest/scariest/funniest/men­tal programme ever to be given air time...I love it. The fact it's aimed at kids,whilst using frightening puppets and guests kidnapped from the local mental hospital makes it even better....

[stfuslimo]

thats why he sits behind something because he's not even a ventriloquist he sux

[ArtfulDawdger]

You only wish you were as cool as David Leibe Hart

[ThatGuyWithTheHat]

So he's been doing this for years...and he still doesn't even come close to lining up the puppets' mouths with the words. I mean that dog one is a hand puppet. He can't line up his hand with his mouth.

[XRosyBladeAlchemyX]

david liebe hart is like the ed wood of crappy public acccess TV

[juxtn]

@XRosyBladeAlchemyX I love that remark! Brilliant ! lol

[ffscantfindausername]

that puppets eyes are hypnotizing! where is Albert Herman all I ever think about him is when his ear falls off lol

[OneAndForAll]

Chip The Black Boy?

HOW ISNT THAT EXTREMELY RACSIST?

[aoinatafanboy84]

that is a good question indeed.

[BayviewFinch]

C'mon guys: transitions. You've got a TV show. You can prepare stuff ahead. Your puppets are dying, you're fumbling with words. Not a single person has been saved watching this show.

[Scurmicurv]

I just had to check around a little to see if this bottom notation of all mankind's achievements was actually for real. I mean, this isn't bad... this doesn't even qualify for cult status. Ed Wood could have done a better job out of this. And I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

[fleamarket3000]

I disagree

[SellYourMemories]

LOL... the square to diamond to circle frame effects. So amateur.

[tatelabianca]

do you honestly not get it? the graphics, odd-coloring, bad-puppeteering, etc...that's why this is awesome!

[medicatedmind420]

Where is Teddy Eddie goddamnit? He is way better than Chip's dumb ass.

[666DownwithJesus666]

I cant beleive they call that puppet Chip the black boy.

[Beefstew2011]

LMFAO EXACTLY MY THOUGHT.

[heydanbud]

i am the light of the whirl.

great job!

[666aeternus]

pep pep pep pep

[clagfest]

Doug the Dog rules!

[BionicChango]

You said the same thing in the other videos.

[Angelo9123]

HI BionicChango - apologies for over-enthusiastic posting. Thanks for being polite in pointing out my mistake.

[aaronmac230]

is this seriousness, this guy is on tim and eric show ....? wtf

[bedtime4bonzo]

yeah man, this guy's done well over 10,000 shows of this. david hart is no joke.

[nakawoopahkapooski]

These people are truely evil

[wasp9]

@nakawoopahkapooski DLH is autistic. Don't know about the other guy.

[pnut7805]

When I saw that the puppet was called "Chip the Black Boy," I wish someone had taken a picture of my face, because it must've been classic. What the hell? And then it was all I could do not to pee in my pants from laughing. God, they'll let anyone on public access.

[CanadianBelle85]

I Love how it says "Chip The Black Boy" hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah­ah it's like Obama with a Jerry Curl.

[flood1980]

Thats totally not even funny. Loser.

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

@CanadianBelle85

...

[mrjacksevern]

he has a great singing voice

[quarterpastone]

next i will buy a gun and shoot my co-workers... i have seen the light

[pabloblack888]

I Think I need to change my underwear......

[LaGuardianista]

Having been sung at by a puppet dog I'm an immediate convert.

[debgibbon55]

jeez it's creepy