How To Get the Most Halloween Candy

[vidiot012]

0:15 a small bucket?? last year i brought 2 dang pillow cases! i filled both of them up!!

[iamahobo0]

OR 1. if you see a bowl of candy laying out take the whole thing if they see you run for you freaking life 2. go up to houses and slap the peaople on the face or kick them but when they fall down grab all the candy there.

[cmeejproductions]

Step One: get a gun

Step Two: Improvise.

[scot0129]

How to get candy few days after Halloween:

1. Dress up and go to house

2. When they ask why you're "late" say you procrastinate

[DamianKenny8]

south park rip off!

[Mafi8kukk]

was this filmed id south park?

[TheGanstaNaynCat]

step 1. rob their candy did you know freddy kuger is in your closet

[eeveetastic]

1. Dress up as something NOT MLP:FiM related.

2. Go with at least 2 friends.

3. Say, "Nightmare Night! What a fright! Give s something sweet to bite!"

4. BE A BAWSS.

Did you know? Most of the MLP:FiM fanbase is made up of college boys?

[MasterMorty]

@eeveetastic Did you know that MLP is shit? and boys over 14 who like it are not bronies but pure furfags who get a sexual thrill out of other species' sex?

[eeveetastic]

@MasterMorty Well then, I'll just have to get Bulgary.

BULGARY! GET THE KNIFE! YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO DESTROY!

[MasterMorty]

@eeveetastic Looks like you dropped a lot of cents. I suggest you go pick it up.

[55alyssa1]

LOL

[dancingLukenda]

bring a gun 

[KayciBlend]

For halloween i was V for vendetta :P

[livesonpaper]

the best way to get candy is to hold a gun to their face and yell at then

did you know? fuck you

[jenna756]

I have an easier way that worked last year:

Step one: Go trick or treating at a place where you know you're parents' friends live.

Step two: Have your parents go up with you and start talking to their friend(s).

Step three: Most of the time if the wife is giving out candy, she'll give you the whole bowl and say you got the "last piece of candy".

...It always works for me.

[TheYOMOMMA123]

Oh i thought she just gave the fat kid a piece of candy because he was fat.

[vello300]

step 1: get a knife

step 2: go threaten little kids

step 3: take theyr candys

step 4: if theil resist hit them in the hand with a knife

[UnitedRuleMan]

U will need: A gun a knife and a piece of rope

Step 1: Threaten the house people by saying that you will kill them if they don't give u all of there candy

Step 2: If they don't, use any of the 3 weapons on everyone who refuses

Did u know, Halloween is on the 31 of October

[TheSuperdude60]

press 5 for candy

[TeddybearPT]

Well I was late.........Really late.

[Marcohazard]

You will need: a pistol

Step 1: point the pistol toward your opponent

Step 2: collect the candies

[XxdragicexX3]

How to get the most halloween candy:

Step 1:Buy candy.

Did you know that candy has sugar in it?

[kittymaria100]

1:51 Im not cleaning that up

[HeyiTzWeena]

This looks like south park...

[wilfre2097]

the kid looks like irwin from billy and mandy.

[MrLeff6234]

this video is gay

[Jesserulztheworld]

HAPPY NEW YEAR...

[WolfWild15]

I never say trick or treat

[Freeforthelife]

@WolfWild15 Exactly i just say: Give me your motherfucking candy bitch

[YMCMB4L1F3]

go to the same house over and over agian

did you know candy is sweet

[jbjensen35]

Their hands looks like penises!!

[ElectricGuitarLuver]

step 1 wear a big white sheet over ur head to pretend ur in a ghost costume OVER ur real costume

step 2 take it off after you trick or treat with the sheet costume

[Disdain132]

All beggars day is still popular everywhere any day of the year. Try it and see. Sometimes it helps if you bring a false weapon such as a gun. Tell strangers what you are doing and tell them what you want.

[sogroov3]

hmm.. halloween is done.. who says I can't get candy near Christmas?

[byronlee991017]

why is the guy who gets the most look like a back person from the ghetto

[phillies4100]

Boys steal your sister's bike. Girl's look out!!!

[TheArgenis1]

Step One: Don't hang out with my friends who will slow you down and skip too many houses

[gunthertheczech]

did you know that the fact about halloween at the end was false

[wawa6003]

Step 1:get the best Halloween costume

Step2:go to every house even if you dont know the street....go!

recommended:cell phone(trust me your gonna get lost)

[jesse333able]

YOU WILL NEED A GUN STEP 1 SHOOT THE PERSON AND TAKE THERE CANDY!

[95berre]

finaly a usefull video

[12345636052]

i have a bagel in the oven

[scribblerwhoscribble]

how to get the most halloween candy: wear mini skirts

[BlueBlart]

i just walk up the house and dump the bowl of candy in the bag

[VMKBrainyBoi]

@SweetNightmares100 Why did you just comment now? It was Halloween almost a month ago....

[VMKBrainyBoi]

@SweetNightmares100 I have a mother too.... but, why weren't you able to go on the computer..?

[SweetNightmares100]

@VMKBrainyBoi cuz my cuzin was adding random ppl on facebook in my account and my mom blamed me for it so she erased my fb and wasnt able to touch a computer

i couldnt restrain myself

she said i couldnt have another fb account until december

oh well.

[VMKBrainyBoi]

@SweetNightmares100 I see :o

[SweetNightmares100]

@VMKBrainyBoi yup

[MASTERCHIEF2434]

Step 1: Go to a rich neighborhood

Did you know houses that don't give away candy, are more likely to be egged or teepeed?

[shadyboy969]

buy A gun

[LaHenneBanlieu]

and thats where fat kids come from

[i1f1e1]

for halloween i was an ANGEL DEVIL AND VAMPIRE I FINSHED MY CANDY TILL CHRISTMAS

[pat20105]

why would someone give extra candy for a "sick friend"? He's probably sick because he ate too many sweets

[nanocube101]

i don't thing you'll get very far with a bucket. I would use a pillow case

[crazyrandomchicks2]

LOOKS LIKE SOUTHPARK GRAPHICS HAHA

[lifeisfunwithpeople]

no one in my neighborhood is dumb enough to leave out a bowl of candy :C

[idiotAREstupid]

Step 1: Buy a gun

Step 2: Point it at the candy giver and say "Give me all your candy"

Step 3: If they don't give you candy, shoot them in the foot and repeat Step 2

[PizzaNuggetz]

@idiotAREstupid but it are illegal.

[idiotAREstupid]

@PizzaNuggetz who care?

[PizzaNuggetz]

@idiotAREstupid people who don't want to take the extra effort to protect their asshole by not going to jail?

[Zerodud]

how to get the best candy?

step1:Rob children.

step2:repeat step1 10 times ;)

[Zoethefoxx]

This would be useless in england :|

1. put on anything you feel like and get somethin to put the sweets in

2. only go to people's houses if they have lights on, pumpkins, ect

3. run between houses.

4. make sure you have like....2 hours to get the sweets

5. if the people say 'go on take a handful' you take a handful.

6. when you get home, sneak your sweets to your bedroom so your parents don't take any

7. don't get fat or your parents will suspect something.

[kibblekinz]

Step 1. If anyone lets you pick your own candy, take the bowl with you.

[mattdo24]

what i got fruit!

[iBallSticker]

thumbs up if you're watching this after Halloween

[patpop123]

this tip is so bad they had to use a cartoon

[MultiRatrat]

bringing a ukulele and singing blackbird will do the trick

[KillaMunkee392]

do it with 4 costume, and each costume a pillow case, and hit each house twice for each costume (3 times optional) I did my way but 4x each house with my cousin! about 5 to 7 sacks of candy!

[eranaldi9]

did you know: the fact they said at the end was wrong!

[spotman30]

aka how to be a fatass

[iCanMakeComents]

1:38 He dressed up as Pikachu lmao

[gennietc15]

IT WORKED!

:DDD

[imthetank3]

i stole all the kids candies when they knocked on my door. then i gave them a new bag so they can come back when they fill it up

[FrostLllghter]

thumbs up if you went trick or treating in 2011

[TheAnonymoususer5]

Yes only 364 days 'til next year!

[MarbalTm]

@TheAnonymoususer5 Eeyup!

[Kevin97049]

thumbs up if you cant go trick or treating for a dumb reason

[lyrasnails]

im using this i have three diffrent costumes, a fairy, a cat & a hip hop artist :3

[lu1scantu]

i didnt have any candy, so i just left an empty bowl that says "Out of Candy"

[WAWYwaZOWY01]

STUPID HOMEWORK!!!Its freakin halloween

[MegaAwsumEpikStudios]

@WAWYwaZOWY01 I KNOW! IT'S NASTY WHAT TEACHERS DO!!!

[lucymcfaith]

@WAWYwaZOWY01 You have homework?! I have a 95 point test and a 60 point test the day after Halloween!!!! >:(

[XTGNecro]

My costume is paper sacks on my head and hands.

Problem?

[JBLover450]

LEAVIN IN 30 MINS hahaha can't wait rlly want sweet tarts

[hullapoo]

I CANT WHaiT IM SO HAPPY

[TheBubbleDance]

HALLOWEEN DAY!!

[italyguy222]

Halloween is today and we cant go outside because of a snow storm 

[jessiebach23]

a lot

[MeLikeGtaIv]

I hate this halloween...its on monday and all the trick or treating places FREAKING SUCK CRAP!

[MrRacerhacker]

how to get much candy

step one find a house ask for a fruit an so if it she or he forgot to take the basket of cany

step 2 take the candy and run

[SapphireHeart100]

The most epic costume= a shirt that says costume on it..

[SapphireHeart100]

my mom put out a bowl in front of our door cuz she didnt feel like opening the door time to time and by morning the bowl was gone.......

[GamingRealmPro]

I thought the strong adult was scare the shit out of the other adult, then the kids could run in take the sweats and go

[MrBoxman29]

the first howcast video i ever saw ... the memeries

[angelcake318]

What you need: Chuck Norris

step 1: Get Chuck Norris

step 2: Get him to trick or treat with you

Now you have every piece of candy in your neighbor hood!

Did you know that Chuck Norris stalks you?

[iihaleyii]

Step 1: Stand in a bush and scare little kids

Step 2: When they drop there candy grab and run

[Thesurge747]

but how am i gonna defend myself from the pedos!?!?

[icookish11]

No it fucking didn't. It started earlier, like anglo-saxon earlier

[PokemonRangerAngie]

Step 1: go to peoples house

Step 2: distract 'em

Step 3: steal their candy

Repeat until you get caught

Step 4: wish you wadn't done the first 3 steps 'cause you in jail XD

[ihatenumbers987]

I remember when I was 6 on Halloween, there was a bowl of candy outside with a note saying "one piece per kid" so I grabbed a huge handful, but then this guy dressed like a zombie popped up out of nowhere and shouted "ONLY ON PIECE OF CANDY PER PERSON!!!!" it scared the crap out of me, so now I only take on piece on those houses.

[bribri7775]

Thx

[Kevin97049]

Step1. Go to rich people houses

step2.(opitonal) sneak somewere were no one can see or find you

step3.(opitonal) wait for people to knock on the door when they get thier candy sneak up behind them and beat them up take thier candy and run from the area to not attract any attention

[SweetNightmares100]

Step 1. Wear a second costume Step 2. Cry that you don't have any candy and they'll feel generous,and make them feel selfish

[offwithurhead]

Optional: a gun.

[icee641]

just listen to householdhacker

[MrJammy386]

Step 1 - 4 : Stay home and fap.

[PunkyPlow]

If you guys are having trouble finding another mask for the second trip, go watch Michelle Phan's "Be a Ninja in 30 Seconds.... I think" video.

If you want, you could do any colored t-shirt.

[MyFlamingpanda]

step 1 get costume with a close range weapon

step 2 trick or treat

step 3 wahck them with with it

step 4 you know wat to do

[CutieGirl613]

wait, if your "friend is sick, why would they need candy?

[CHECHEloveful]

@CutieGirl613 i think its because when they get ''Better" they can eat it mabye....

[offwithurhead]

@CutieGirl613 They need energy to fight the virus. You could jut say your friend broke a leg or two tough.

[zeroxzaza]

south park?

[supermantahoo]

@psnsonicwerehog thats an awful idea. There are diabetic children out there... Why would you give candy to someone diabetic anyway?

[PSNsonicwerehog]

I Have Another Exuse For The Sick Friend Thing Say It Is For Your Diabetic Brother Or Sister And Say That You Need The Candy If His Or Her Sugar Is Low So You Could Raise The Sugar Up. Thumbs Up If You Think It Was A Good Idea :)

[angelcake318]

@wolfquestlover13 that happened to me too O.o...........

[happypuppy1011]

I am going to see if that works this yeat

[4ARMS100]

i dont do any of thoose steps and i get millions and thousands of candy

[MrMuffinkiller1]

tip: wear a dark costume you will seep into the darkness and be able to hide in small groups thus you can sneak some candy out of their bags

[1My5Ass]

two pieces of candy and the dude pukes?

lmao

[astrangeone]

I remember my last year of trick or treating with my friends. It was my best haul, and I wasn't wearing anything slutty or revealing. (I went as a devil - I was wearing my dad's best suit, a pinned-on tail and a hand-made devil horn headband.) It was awesome. My friends went as a troll and a witch respectively.

It was the best halloween ever, as I didn't freeze to death, and I got a lot of full size bars! (Nom!)

[HeroicLarvy]

How to get the most candy: Be one of the last trick or treaters

[candylover100100]

they are saying that a human and a bike with a basket r the same thing. wow how cast :P

[Kennedy640]

Dress as a dad, bringing 5 balloons, with ghost costumes above them, get a tape recorder, taping you saying trick or treat, and go to houses, getting five times the candy. Worked in Regular Show!

[JJlikesolovesyouify]

@Kennedy640 no it SORT OF worked...

[Kennedy640]

Dress as a dad, bringing 5 balloons, with ghost costumes above them, get a tape recorder, taping you saying trick or treat, and go to houses, getting five times the candy.

[MondaysJustGotGood]

@Kennedy640 holy crap thats a good idea! ;P

[russel123you]

Candy for a sick friend or sibling?? How is that going to help them feel better??

[nunoyobiznis]

@russel123you well they could eat it after they recover :D

[SurvivalistOutdoors]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These southern boys will be dropped into Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists: 1.The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt...The Pentagon expects the problem to be solved by Monday

[nunoyobiznis]

@SurvivalistOutdoors confusing comment is confusing O.o

[EinsteinJunior2011]

thx.good idea.

[iloveflor100]

@SouthParkPikachu ikr so funny

[Leontheon]

But how does a 17 year old get candy? Simple.

1. Wear darth vader costume.

2. Aproach door on knees in dark, so you look smaller.

3. Put on the highest pitched voice you possibly can.

4. Profit. :D I will this year.

[TheMrSpartanking]

@Leontheon Oh, so I should go as Justin Beiber or Darth Vader cause you described both?

[Leontheon]

Darth Vader. Justin Beiber would cause old ladies to have heart attacks. Besides, it's impossible to make your voice go as high as he can, unless you cut your veggies off. :D

[TheBestYouHave]

Step 1:Play poker with ur candy after trick or treating

[PuurfectSushi]

this made me feel horrible!! the tip where if you ask for more gave a good slapping!:

Me:Trick Or Treat :D

Neighbor:Awwww Don't you just look adorable, and scary! X3

Me: *think Okay tip one done!

Neighbor:Hmmm I'm guessing YOUR favorite candy is...candyfloss Bubbble Gum

Me: Yeah! Everyone is giving me my favorite candy! *Think* Ok tip 2 done

Neighbor:So how much candy have you got?

Me:Could i have somemore please?

Neighbor: O.o NO YOU GREEDY LITTLE BITCH!!!

[LittleMissSwaga]

just sneak into peoples houses

grab the bowl

put it in the bag

sneak out the window

repeat until you get caught by the cops

[OfficialJovi]

@LittleMissSwaga

im not gunna lie you your bro

but last year, we knock on the door, they open it, start filling our bags, we just take THERE bowl and book it the fuck out. LOL

[CHECHEloveful]

@OfficialJovi LMFAO

[monsterchris12]

@LittleMissSwaga lol

[payneterran3]

you will need a house that leaves candy out

Step 1 Steal the candy

step 2 Dump it in your bucket

step 3 Run Run for your life

if you need energy dump a piece in your mouth

[j9849]

@payneterran3 you could do that or......

Step 1 see a house

Step 2 say the magic word "Give me all your candy motherfucker"

step 3 keep doing this reataly till you have enough candy

[xHanimal]

@payneterran3 You jsut predicted what my halloweens going to be like :D!

[HECKYEA254]

@payneterran3 no all you do is take the bucket pour it into your bag and if it is empty pee in it or if your brave shit in it

[sunnytawnypup]

@payneterran3 that is exactly what i do :)

[supermantahoo]

@payneterran3 Amen.

[rockwell1236]

iam beging the big daddy for halloween

[PunkyPlow]

@rockwell1236 From Kick-Ass?

[NightBeaglezz]

Lol

[richard833]

LOL the black kid is dressed up as a robber.

[shawnmicheals21]

hes black STEAL DA SHIT

[TheNightsMoon]

Me: That's my favorite! Can I have some more??

Homeowner: No.

Me: Well, can you at least give me extra candy to give to my sick friend?

Homeowner: No. *slams door in my face*

Damn it, howcast fails me again.

[T00NLiNk73]

Step 1: If an old hag holds a bowl full of candy, Grab it, Dump in your bag & Leave

[MrJammy386]

Step 1: Knock on a door.

Step 2: When someone answers with a bowl full of candy, grab the bowl.

Step 3: HAUL ASS

[CHECHEloveful]

@MrJammy386 i just love the way people say HAUL ASS, LMFAO

[legoclockfreak710]

step one... go out and buy a bag of candy!

[NorthernWaterTribe15]

I watched this exact same video last year, and Halloween was a great success candy-wise even though I didn't specifically follow any of these rules. I used an awesome dance costume from last year's recital last October for Halloween, and I'm SURE that gave me extra candy. So if there are any dancers out there, use your old dance costumes! I remember one guy in my neighborhood gave me a thing of oreos and a big watchamacallit bar haha!! I can't WAIT for this year, but it's only September 30th. =(

[RainBowSocks1o1]

Haha this is so cute!!! :3 I'm trying it!!! :D

[MrLOL9999]

I'm not going to do any of this stuff but I watch all of these videos for no reason

[PandaBear3455]

I don't want to pray... GIVE ME CAKE

[DarthKinger9997]

Why are there white rings under under his eyes? Also, I am officially calling every homeowner a she :3 (1:04)

[juggalettetillidie1]

i allways go around 3 times in dif costumes lol

[AliciaChan1206]

on 1:48 I was laughing for some reason at the sound affect XD

[champion8312]

pedofile hitler 1:25?

[AriiOkashi]

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

Male 45-54

well...

[StarskyMcDaniel]

I feel like I'm in South Park.