No no, you definately have a point. I am sitting in front of the TV just screaming, 'I could have told you this would going to happen, you stupid man!' Heather Mills - what a cow.
one thing - he doesnt mention adam hills he is a good amputee so he should have mentioned him along witht guy form forest gump he mentioned. Great truth and proof that marcus speaks for common sense.
No, Heather Mills is NOT an ASSHOLE. There's a few assholes I have enjoyed fucking. And before any homophobes think I am gay. They were female assholes...I wouldn't shag a shirtlifter for even for 24 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
And before anyone thinks I'm a homophobe i AM NOT. Some of my best friends are gay, and black, and Jewish...but not Muslim..I'm allergic to sugar, coke and saltpetre.
Well done Bridgstocke, you have voiced every single thought I had on this particular subject. Someone should tell Heather Mills that you CAN turn right onto a plane.
what is a BILF?
jakamneziak 2 years ago 2
Barrister i'd like to fuck
JIMMYPINK 2 years ago 3
@jakamneziak
barrister I'd..?
rumbidzai 2 years ago
@jakamneziak
Barrister i'd like to fuck
BelfastAtheist 1 year ago
@jakamneziak
Barristar id like to fuck i'd guess
Zathres 1 year ago
BILF! haha, love marcus
davetwigan 2 years ago
"BEATRICE IS FOUR!"
TornLoveNotes 2 years ago 7
Brilliant rant!!
LAnonHubbard 2 years ago 3
What is a gem of a show like this doing on BBC4??
jaweatern 2 years ago 5
Paul asked for it. If he couldn't see what a bitch she was when the rest of the world could, then he needed to learn a lesson obviously.
Just thought I'd preach for minute, please continue.
niemanickurwa 2 years ago
Yes, it's Paul's fault she's a douche..
jayjay3697 2 years ago
aye. & did you know he bought the whore a plane as part of the divorce settlement? now she can shave both her legs. boom boom.
pfalky2k 2 years ago 3
thats fucking brilliant!!
it was funnier then the vid!
mar4cus 2 years ago
No no, you definately have a point. I am sitting in front of the TV just screaming, 'I could have told you this would going to happen, you stupid man!' Heather Mills - what a cow.
Slapbass13 2 years ago
"24 MILLION FUCKIN' POUNDS!!"
Brilliant stuff. :D He's absolutely right, and all his rants are great, but I still can't help noticing how good Heather looks...
Must be something to do with the 24.3 MILLION POUNDS!!
Matt1yu 2 years ago 7
BEATRICE IS FOUR!!!
smilingandalf 2 years ago 7
35K a year... Shit, I could buy 1st class tickets for the whole fucking family.
RawSteelUT 2 years ago 5
For 10 years and still have loose change...
of 24 MILLION FUCKING POUNDS!
RustiSwordz 2 years ago 3
"No offence Heather but my two year old daughter has more dignity than you and she shits her own pants and doesn't even care" Beautiful stuff.
beyou5 2 years ago 10
"Heather Mills and Abu Hamza are the reason no-one trusts amputees anymore!" XD The man's a genius!
jeroennickman 3 years ago 11
ROFL I love that line. Cracks me up every time.
IddyB 3 years ago 3
how many million pounds?
founded1988 3 years ago
Somewhere in the region of 24 MILLION!!!!!
Andrew1990M 2 years ago
HAHAHA! bilf HAHAHAHA
founded1988 3 years ago
i love this guy "BEATRICE IS FOUR!!!"
blingo234 3 years ago 9
This rant was coming. She is a hideous woman.
ScottFromScotland1 3 years ago 4
"BEATRICE IS FOUR"
somerandomer 3 years ago 5
LOL "She's a BILF"
beng993 3 years ago 2
Marcus for PM!
djwedgewood 3 years ago 4
i agree
renegadeben13 3 years ago 2
I want to marry this man!
LexxTubeV1 3 years ago 6
this.. and im straight.
asulei 3 years ago
HAHAHA Barrister I'd Like to Fuck!!!!
captainspudnick 3 years ago 8
TWENTY FOUR MILLION POUNDS!! lol
SpriteManGohan5 3 years ago 10
one thing - he doesnt mention adam hills he is a good amputee so he should have mentioned him along witht guy form forest gump he mentioned. Great truth and proof that marcus speaks for common sense.
jakamneziak 3 years ago 10
THE TITLE IS VERY MISLEADING XD
conman2k50 3 years ago 18
Brigstocke for prime minister.
burtonbryant 3 years ago 61
Seconded!
y2pred 3 years ago 17
fourthded
philster61 3 years ago
Fifthded with Zeal!
jeroennickman 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
No, Heather Mills is NOT an ASSHOLE. There's a few assholes I have enjoyed fucking. And before any homophobes think I am gay. They were female assholes...I wouldn't shag a shirtlifter for even for 24 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
And before anyone thinks I'm a homophobe i AM NOT. Some of my best friends are gay, and black, and Jewish...but not Muslim..I'm allergic to sugar, coke and saltpetre.
Alfsterino 3 years ago
Funny, and he does have a point about Heather doesn't he? Nice one Marcus.
tdkzero 3 years ago 9
Congratulations Brigstocke
Negligible123 3 years ago 11
Sir Paul should take a contract out on the devious gold digging whore
Oranoco 4 years ago 9
Thanks for posting this!
It's great (and very true)!
mboosey 4 years ago 9
this has to be one of the funniest brigstocke rants i have seen or heard in months
cyberangelo456 4 years ago 10
Well done Bridgstocke, you have voiced every single thought I had on this particular subject. Someone should tell Heather Mills that you CAN turn right onto a plane.
antjwhite 4 years ago 9