"It's not very often you have the mayoress in one hand and your nob in the other". And the crafty joke about the sweaties was hilariously below the belt too.
And who would begrudge Quasimodo an open bus parade for sticking four past the Toilet Ducks?
such a shame he was so underated by far!! greater than beckham or c.ronaldo or anyone in his day its just becoz he didnt act like a wanna be movie star cunt like all the other bastard players that he didnt get the praise he deserved for anamazing carear
I love the way Peter keeps singing after the goal footage has finished. Brilliant stuff - full credit to Peter for playing along - a legend and a nice guy!
haha i know. only one person seemed to laugh at it in a short chuckle. maybe it was because he said it too quickly or something but it shows how great a sport he is as well as being funny.
@StiggyStigStig2007 they didn t hear it, they were still laughing at the scotland joke. peter is a legend, aside from the football, its a true sign of a man that can have a laugh at himself.
hahahahahahahahahaha peter wat a great sport and legend, at least hwe can have a laugh at himself and take it in good sprit.... how many footballers would do that these days!!! imagine beckham or lampard doing this
because they were laughing so hard at the scotland bit they missed frank skinner saying "a blind ladies team? how did you get on with them?" so beardsley saying "i pulled" made no sense to them.
What a sport. And what a player. This was my favourite PFTF.
SimonDolan 3 weeks ago
R.I.P. Peter Beardsley, who died in an automobile accident today.
You left us too soon, Pete.
enigma19833 2 months ago
@enigma19833 err no, he's still alive...
GloucesterAdam 1 week ago
dont need to sing when youve got that much insane skill
weatherallc05 4 months ago
I tell you what I met Peter in a bar (I don't drink so I was sober b4 u start :) ) and he was looking very handsome.
And what a lovely gentleman.
And I'll tell you something else, he had a passion for trying to win games that most of the over paid puffs these days couldn't dream of.
True Geordie, real footballer, and a gentleman - and now I see he has a good sense of humour too.
Nice one.
craigfromnewcastle 4 months ago
My dad went to school with him
NuFc0X0Longbenton 7 months ago
a wish he still had a black and white shirt on!!
potcock777 10 months ago
He sings better than David Baddiel!
ogdroadsong 1 year ago
He's an awesome dude, and what a player!! Puts today's superstars to shame. He had skill and humility. Definitely a good sport in this vid :)
vishy 1 year ago
what a great player beardsley was - enjoyed this.
56drummer 1 year ago
I've always had a massive crush on Beardsley. I don't care what anyone thinks, he's gorgeous.
He's so skilled and very shy, makes me love 'im even more.
Stop laughing you nasty audience, he had all his teeth removed because of an infection or something, at least he made something of himself.
Beardsley FOREVER.
JM4EDR 1 year ago
Beardsley. Great player. Great geezah!
russ3578 1 year ago
nice guy and great player. Good ball control and excellent work rate. Saved us Geordies a few times.
xXCelticwarriorXx1 1 year ago
there was a bus behind saying i scored with the mayoress
innit27 1 year ago
This guy is only famous due to the curiosity that is his preternaturally large chin. A modern day John Merrick.
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'turns out, when we got to the championships we had to play top international teams. No-one from the Beazer homes league at all!!
weekendoff 2 years ago
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sgtgorillaz 2 years ago
What a cracking bloke!! Well done son!!
WENGERGOONER 2 years ago 3
The 'he had the mayoress in one hand and his nob in the other' bit was great darts!
barrybas 2 years ago
His wife used a Wok to iron his shirts.
shakeyphil 2 years ago
I don't get that.
redplague 2 years ago
Rumour has it that the "No sex before a game" superstition footballers have was started by Peters wife. rofl
Critchy39 2 years ago 2
is that frank skinner by the way?
panzrocks123 2 years ago
Beardsley: the greatest player ever with a face that only a mother could love
saddq1 2 years ago 2
great skit, Beardsley was a great player.
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doiv2000 2 years ago
I finally get the "I pulled." bit now lmao
Gillotine92 2 years ago 3
why what does it mean lol
DNIv3rson 2 years ago
he played against a blind ladies team and pulled someone, and they didn't realise how ugly he is because they are blind.
Gillotine92 2 years ago
ohh right lol hahah thats quite gd tht like :D
DNIv3rson 2 years ago
Beardo is a comic genius!
townsjim 2 years ago 3
"It's not very often you have the mayoress in one hand and your nob in the other". And the crafty joke about the sweaties was hilariously below the belt too.
And who would begrudge Quasimodo an open bus parade for sticking four past the Toilet Ducks?
barrybas 2 years ago
Beardo, Beardo, Beardo!!!
sidjames1976 3 years ago 2
i pulled!!
irishrazorhogan 3 years ago 4
that was amazin!
astarisporn 3 years ago 2
such a shame he was so underated by far!! greater than beckham or c.ronaldo or anyone in his day its just becoz he didnt act like a wanna be movie star cunt like all the other bastard players that he didnt get the praise he deserved for anamazing carear
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akboss302 3 years ago
beardsley is a legend newcastle's 2nd greatest ever player
monks26 3 years ago 3
Amen
rastabus 3 years ago
i love this, will always remember the bit on the bus
jamescooling 3 years ago
Beardo. Wot a lad. Shame on you, Becky !
mehlanjiao 3 years ago
Absolute classic. How I miss Baddiel and Skinner. Legends.
aldhous 3 years ago
We lost every game
jez119 3 years ago
legendary clip from a legendary tv show
fhmag 3 years ago 2
I love the way Peter keeps singing after the goal footage has finished. Brilliant stuff - full credit to Peter for playing along - a legend and a nice guy!
EzPz8 3 years ago 4
Peter beardsley what a ledgend of a player
jmclane09 3 years ago 3
The funniest 'Phoenix From The Flames' ever. Who knew Peter Beardsley was a comedy genius?
I so hope they bring Fantasy Football back at some point. It's the best programme on tv.
buzzybeetle 3 years ago 4
that was brilliant lol
pbuk1 3 years ago
A blind ladies team? How did you get on against them?
I PULLED
that warranted a much bigger laugh!!
StiggyStigStig2007 3 years ago 25
i know ye, couldnt stop laughing when he said that
hazardundertaker666 3 years ago
haha i know. only one person seemed to laugh at it in a short chuckle. maybe it was because he said it too quickly or something but it shows how great a sport he is as well as being funny.
LordWedgewood 3 years ago 3
@StiggyStigStig2007 they didn t hear it, they were still laughing at the scotland joke. peter is a legend, aside from the football, its a true sign of a man that can have a laugh at himself.
combovan99 1 month ago
Fantastic footballer and a nice guy to boot! No pun intended :>
axeman14 4 years ago
lol very good sport.
bababoum 4 years ago 4
Peter's the best!
undertakane11 4 years ago 4
fuckin great player
5timesmanctwats 4 years ago 5
Beardsley is a LEGEND
06112138 4 years ago 5
hahahahahahahahahaha peter wat a great sport and legend, at least hwe can have a laugh at himself and take it in good sprit.... how many footballers would do that these days!!! imagine beckham or lampard doing this
goldinho 4 years ago 15
What a top guy
kerrykop 4 years ago 3
peter your a fucking legend me old son
pigfuc1 4 years ago 6
this is my favourite phoenix from the flames i think haha
calldoyle 4 years ago 4
Love these guys! And Beardsley is a good sport!
turn567 4 years ago 3
Fuckin Legend
mcmatthews27 4 years ago
for a Quasimodo joke see the Paul Parker Phoenix from the Flames
moaizerecordbreaker 4 years ago
Class, he's a good sport Pedro!
RossiStokoe 4 years ago
I did the 'i pulled' line not get a laugh from the audience!?
welshmatt 5 years ago
because they were laughing so hard at the scotland bit they missed frank skinner saying "a blind ladies team? how did you get on with them?" so beardsley saying "i pulled" made no sense to them.
chewie2240 5 years ago
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Peter beardsley is a god...these two clowns shouldn't even be in the same room as him. David Baddiel and Frank Skinner...what a piar of cunts.
Mancuso64 5 years ago
Thats ok cause they were outside.
engurland 4 years ago 4
hilarious. well done peter!
chewie2240 5 years ago
peter you legend
colohutton 5 years ago
DB: Who else did you play in these confidence boosting games?
PB: Hendon, Hartlepool under 5s, a blind ladies team and Scotland.
FS: A blind ladies team how did you get on with them?
PB: I pulled.
Lol classic.
ozza33 5 years ago