Racist Pics and Jokes!!!!!

[stonecoldstolly]

why dont indians play hockey... cause every time they go into a corner they try to open a store

[electrovybe2012]

i did not get the chicken thing

[airsoftlover111]

really funny vid good job

[solomonstemplers]

My uncle was called a sheep shagger at work one day 'cos' hes welsh! by a black african co worker,so in his defence he called the black guy a ni**er'

my uncle was immediatly sacked for being racist.

[Spartacus217]

Q: Who invented the Limbo?

A: A Jewish guy sneaking into a pay toilet.

[theUSmarineboy]

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road.

There are skid marks leading to the dog

[ShadowsFall8222]

grape soda

[TheMrSpartanking]

What are the 2 things illegal at home Depot?

1. The merchandise

2. The workers

[starr5765]

what do u get when u cross a nigger and a dadgum octapus??(:

i dont know but it'll be damn good at picken cotton :D

[XxWi1dChi1dxX]

MEXICANS SUCK!!!!

[toktz1]

@XxWi1dChi1dxX suck my dick

[UnwantedMarine]

@XxWi1dChi1dxX you dirty mom sucks.

[MrCuliacan110]

@XxWi1dChi1dxX gth

[ezt248]

Funny

[Chris512H]

the jokes blow but i still had a laugh

[unknown4lifes]

why do mexicans never make it to olympics? because all of them who can swim, run and jump left the country LOLLLLL its joke i love mexicanas

[kursk39]

@unknown4lifes LOL thats not funny.

[unknown4lifes]

@kursk39 is that why you LOL'd

[goo5976]

the uno raicst joke was really funny

[sergio3000able]

White and blacks are equally stupid

[zombiewarrior225]

@sergio3000able racist basard

[drenausf]

the green card one was really funny

[pepinoGYMNASTss]

im mexican and white people are the most RACIST people , thats why blacks asains and MEXICANS hate you WHITE PEOPLE the most!

[Bailstuc]

@pepinoGYMNASTss tahts okay, we hate you too :)

[pepinoGYMNASTss]

@Bailstuc STFU! every RACE hates you ! (:

[Bailstuc]

@pepinoGYMNASTss Not exactly. Certain people hate whites. Every person i know hates you. White, black, asian, EVEN mexicans. They hate their own race. Thats pretty sad man.

[jsanchez5360]

@Bailstuc i think you should resume fucking you're own sister.

[Bailstuc]

@jsanchez5360 1. It took you a week to come up with that? LOL fail. 2. I'm a girl, and last time i checked, you wetbacks were the one with mass amounts of siblings. So pick your choice and get fucking. Thank you.

[jsanchez5360]

@Bailstuc hahaha you're so funny baby why don't you come to my house so we can do some little experiment and see if you or your mom is better at sucking my dick, and just a little heads up you might just want to upgrade you're stupid little wall because you better believe that were multiplying and were not stoping, try to get us out of the USA ! :) love you baby hehe <3 ;)

[Bailstuc]

@jsanchez5360 Lol its funny, Unlike you sister i will never suck your dick. Also, WHO THE FUCK said i was trying to get you out of the US? lol You only brought that up because you know you dont belong here. Dude, you hopped the border once, be my guest and PLEASE. do it again.

[jsanchez5360]

@Bailstuc hey im mexican not american ;) and you're stupid people think that they have this whole fucking country to there self go fuck you're self if you think the us is just for whites see you even said "you don't belong here" i fucking belong here, if i hopped the fucking border its because i wanted to come to this country and if im here im here and you cant do anything about it bye baby i love you ;*

[Bailstuc]

@jsanchez5360 Its funny, Only a beaner would tell a person they don't even know they love them. I also never said you were american. It'd be a disgrace to have to be called the same race your ugly ass is in. If you belonged here, they wouldnt be shipping your worthless asses back over to mexico. So get the fuck over yourdirt skinned self. and hope off my dick.

[jsanchez5360]

@Bailstuc hahaha you know it and whats so funny baby? ;) hahaha dirt skin what the fuck you see the stupid white bitches on the beach trying to get tan what the fuck why do you people desire our color skin maybe because you like it hehe and you know you do love you baby :)

[Bailstuc]

@jsanchez5360 I'm not like those chicks. I'm EXTREMELY pale. I like to stray afar from your ugly ass skin tone. I don't like ANY part of your skin tone AT ALL. i take pride in being pale. So stfu and suck my dick. Your disgusting and quit saying shit about love.

[jsanchez5360]

@Bailstuc hahaha HOLY shit look at her daym shes very especial for being pale don't touch her! :O i can imagen you sitting on a chair looking like a vampire typing like a smart girl feeling like you're cool and different from other people haha you make me vomit you white trash.

[Bailstuc]

@jsanchez5360 I can imagine you, Sitting there with your taco sauce stained shirt, wearing your sombrero with your pedophile mustache, with a donkey in the background typing like HERP DERP. becuase your just that fucking low of a wetback. Look dude. Get the fuck over yourself. Your mexican scum. your disgusting and everyone hates you. Stfu and dont hate the pale people. If you hate pale people so much, Maybe you should go back to your almost nigger country and eat more tacos.

[jsanchez5360]

@Bailstuc hahah god you Americans are so ignorant haha why does every american think that Mexicans walk around with big sombreros and with donkeys in the desert that's not true its like me saying that every american sits in a chair whith there fat belly hanging out and drinking beer i don't say that because its not true

[Bailstuc]

@jsanchez5360 Well not all pale people look like vampire either.

[skip1996]

@jsanchez5360 dude that is very true!!!

[jsanchez5360]

@Bailstuc i thought you said you were a girl xD you stupid fuck SMH

[Bailstuc]

@jsanchez5360 Lol its funny. Because i am a girl. But im not going to say lick my vagina because youd take me up on that offer because your just that low of mexican scum.

[jsanchez5360]

@Bailstuc ah you got me there! can you say something different than "Lol its funny" its getting a little old cant you come up whith something you know think with your little pale skinned head

[Bailstuc]

@jsanchez5360 Ur not even worth my time.

[jsanchez5360]

@Bailstuc then stop fucking replying you bitch.......i WIN

[betterleonkennedy]

the person and all of u are racist i just dont like the music or the jokes

[Malewhale97]

What was the song

[TheOSCAR913883]

the song scared te shit out of me i had the volume all the way up

[Posthardcore20]

I'm Racisit!!!!! MMMMWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!!!!!! DINOS RULE!!!!!

[SourGreens]

WTF?! *screams*RARADEIJFINBIJBGIJBIJ­BGTIBGIJGBIJBGIJGI!kNFNBNFBFGH­BIJJ!

[twiztid6430]

nigga please!!!!

[angeldeadpunk]

wtf

[charlieedwardwilliam]

whats the song?

[owsty007]

omg



[unlimitedsupra]

0:25 yeah that was pretty much how it was during the election.

[keionnuh]

@unlimitedsupra LMFAO

[gairero]

I am not racist I think every one should be treated equally, no matter if it's a white person or a fucking nigger. i actually like black people, I just bought two last week. (harsh jokes, but jokes of course).

[MissMuffinToYou]

@gairero lol xD

[sing741852]

dude thats mest thumbs up if commented to not be racest uhhh.....r u sher ur a mexican

[Kaulitz997]

Black Negros can camouflage

[omeaga11]

i call black ballarinas niggerinas

[ermoney14]

water melons and chicken lol haha and the mexican joke was funny about stealing the green card

[assassin1996ify]

Nife

[Blackfriday420]

Thats gay that they removed the second video. Youtubes a piece of shit and so are most people who use it. If a video like this offends you then make a video about crackers, niggers, wetbacks, frogs, the hun, kikes, jebus fuckers, fag angles, fatass americans, kangaroo fuckers, kiwis, chinks, japs, commies, democRATS, neoCONS, athiests, ehthiests, Bob from Canadeh or ANY race that you get angry aboot. eh? Freedom of speech and expression is what I say.

[oodaba2]

ching chang bing bong herro preesh awesome chineeeeeesessssssee

[yassin166]

I'm not gonna subscribe :D

[omeaga11]

TEEHEE black people....thats all i hav to say

[Twiztidguy]

FUCK YOUTUBE FOR REMOVING YOUR PART 2 VIDEO. And FUCK the white guy who wanted to portray himself as a nonracist by reporting your video even though hes probably RACIST.

[bellakarmao]

hahahahaahah so fucken funny not this is funny why r black people geting strounger becuse tv r geting biger

[peeweejj]

@bellakarmao

The real joke is your grammar.

And that isn't funny. This is funny.

If the Flintstones were black what would you call them?

[omeaga11]

@kiwibaby1414 i feel like making something of myself later, its to early so just calm your nigg-oh wait "BLACK" ass down

[TheApocolypseSkate3]

your all fuking racists wankers



[omeaga11]

im sorry i meant "GO drink some kool aid"...i thought you might correct me on that kiwibaby1414

[kiwibaby1414]

@omeaga11 lol I like kool aid. and uh? nope. I didn't even see your comment, so calm your fucking tits.

[omeaga11]

I fucking love this world were u can just fuck with ppl like kiwibaby1414. just calm down fuck down and got drink some kool aid or something or "TRY" to read a book niggaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

[kiwibaby1414]

@omeaga11 and btw, i'm not a "nigga" i'm black fool. so why don't you calm down with your hype ass, and make something of your self. lol

[rberckjr]

why dnt little black babies play in sand box's; CAUSE CATS KEEP COVERING THEM UP. LMAO

[iTzJustPixels]

What Does Nike And KKK Have in Common?

They Both Make Black People Run Faster XD

[kiwibaby1414]

People lets be mature now. it's FUCKING 2011 ass holes. all this racist shit has to go. I'm a proud African American girl and this shit annoys me. All skin is beautiful. and all you ass holes try to pretend that you don'y have friends of the opposite race. lmao bunch of sad ass pricks is what you are.

[MrIndycysive]

LOL What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross Country

[natevannorman]

fuk all you blue gum niggers

[Cowboys0716]

Why do all black people like layaway at stores?

[kiwibaby1414]

@Cowboys0716 I'm pretty sure we like all kinds of stores.. and theres no such thing as layaway stores ass fuck. there's only layaway sections. and all race uses them. so why don't you feed your education.

[Cowboys0716]

@kiwibaby1414 Hey dumbass why don't you "feed your fucking reading skills" because I said "layaway at stores" not layaway stores! ha And by the name and the defensiveness I'd say you were black ha

[kiwibaby1414]

@Cowboys0716 don't take my terms and use them against me biddy. and i'm nary a dumb ass. I'm obviously smarter than you. I mean aren't all red necks kind of stupid. hmm I'd say so. and obviously I'm black dumb fucker. and hm by your name, and response I can tell that your an ignorant red neck with no education of any kind. (:

[Cowboys0716]

@kiwibaby1414 You have got to be the biggest disgrace on your own black race lol! You are clearly a joke. And as for me being a redneck I have had and will have more success than you can imagine. By the way you should really consider some reading/typing/writing classes because you make absolutely zero sense I mean read your comment you sent geez :) anyways I can hear myself getting dumber just talking to you, so apologies if I offended you :/ at least you speak your mind which is good:)

[kiwibaby1414]

@Cowboys0716 Lol how am I a joke? I read through your paragraph and all I saw was straight run on's, and improper grammar. So i'm pretty fine with my education thanks. and that doesn't make sense "I can hear myself dumber talking to you" lol we're talking over the internet, so calm your nuts. and how do I need classes on reading , typing and writing <---- which is the same thing. your just talking in circles, so you probably need them. and I'm not a disgrace. tell me how I am one?

[Cowboys0716]

@kiwibaby1414  Nigga pleeeeease

[kiwibaby1414]

@Cowboys0716 lol thats what I thought. you have no more shit to say.. lol lame.

[Cowboys0716]

@kiwibaby1414 Bitch your a nigger, That means you already lose lol. Sorry to break it to you, now can't we just settle this over a nice tall, ice cold glass of kool-aid? Or maybe a slice of watermelon?:)

[kiwibaby1414]

@Cowboys0716 Lmao that makes no sense biddy. sorry. and look who's president ass hole. aha he's defiantly not a loser.. lol unlike that ass hole Bush.. but you know life goes on. and shit that sounds amazing :D cause i'm pretty sure you like both those things. and I know all people like watermelon. lol corny ass dick.

[Cowboys0716]

@kiwibaby1414 I like your character, I take back everything we start over new:)

[182popeye]

thats racist he didn;t have any paki/indian jokes, fucking racist.

[Mrblaze0505]

i got a couple good ones why were their so many black deaths in vietnam???/?/ because when their sarge told them to get down they stood up and started dancing. and what do you do if a blonde girl throws a grenade at you?????????? pull the pin and throw it back

[JohnnyFreebyrd]

i agree with Msarrow.. a jokes a joke & the racist ones are the best! we all know they are pretty true no matter who its about.. just suck it up & laugh.. i think the key when you are doing it as stand up is you have to make fun of your own race as well.. who knows how messed up white people are better than us?!?

[AmpedRage]

The white joke aint funny.

[kiwibaby1414]

@AmpedRage lamo sure it is. because i'm pretty sure you laughed at all the black ones. so the white ones can be funny as well.

[azmichael34]

A Chinese, American, and a Mexican are in a sinking ship. They throw away all their belongings to lose the ships weight. The Chinese throws away his rice and says, we have plenty of these in our country. The Mexican throws away his tacos and says, we have plenty of these in our country. The American throws the Mexican overboard nd says, We have plenty of these in our country.

[flyinhawianracing]

This is fuckin stupid u fuckin retart it aint funny!!! How do u get 2 niggers off a white dude??? Tose them a basketball!!!! Now thats funny

[teddygarcia100]

why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork??? Because there afraid the will bite there finger off. P.s im not racist but i like these jokes

[Rockmysockz10]

WTF

[beerjames]

I love the music what band is it?

[beerjames]

I love the music

[ThePartyboy8]

ima dik

[Protige1]

beaner

[thetoughnick]

i remember when those were funny

[gmill3482]

Those were so stupid

[dudemanbreh77]

racist means a race is supperior to all other races.You mean streyotrypes

[DrJDoubleM]

@master5776

That was fucking stupid. Not even remotely funny, im not just saying that due to the tragic event that took place. That is just a fucking stupid joke.

[xSnowManx1488]

@Nannycandy69 FUCK ya!! Niggers need to die KKK

[master5776]

@xSnowManx1488 You bet. Let us all revive the KKK.

[115203]

i also cmmented dam jewa

[oscar355100]

Bitch ass bitch ass

[SaintsFan64539]

UR racist u stupid bitch!!!

[F4tFlyingPigs]

nice song

[LuvToesInHose]

LOOOLLL im hispanic and this bean agrees with the burrito! Not racist! =D just sense of humour! =D

[K0kevproductions]

NIGGA

[WJH796]

How do you get a black guy to jump out of a plane?Throw his chicken out of it. How do you starve a black guy?Hide his food stamps under his work boots.Im not racist i just like the jokes.

[kiwibaby1414]

@WJH796 okay so if your not racist then why are you only fucking with the black jokes.. theres so many other races you could of used..

[kiwibaby1414]

@NannyCandy69 lmfao your are so dumb. it's 2011 sweetie ! Grow the fuck up. If you spent time reading books maybe you would know that lynches are fucking illegal dumb shit. and um loook who's president ! (: hahha stupid cow.

[TheKAOTICSNIPER]

How many african kids crossed the road

None they dont have roads in africa

[MsEmogurl95]

lol this was made on my 13th bday :)

[MrAyy97]

@MsEmogurl95 we dont give a shit.

[MsEmogurl95]

@MrAyy97  gtfo

[BrownMaterial]

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

When you put a pizza into an oven it doesn't scream.

[imowtflol]

Why did the nigger cross the road

To get to the fried chicken shop

[237870]

not racist i just hate everybody equally

[christianbonora6]

i am not racie i just hate evryone equle

[19ars92]

NIGGER Beaners and crackers Fuck ...we are screwed no matter what race fucking stereotypes

[Midnighter169]

personally i think that its not a good joke unless its insulting to society

[Malagora1]

U RACIST NIGGER!!!!! lol jokes I'm not racist

[ImDaImDabest1]

WHAT DO U CALL A WHITE GIRL ON TOP OF A DICK?? SPERM!! HOW DO U KNO WHEN A WHITE GUY IS A FAMILY MAN??? HE FUCKS HIS SISTER,WHAT DO WHITE GUYS AN FENCES HAVE IN COMMON?? THEY BOTH GET JUMPED

[blackpeplesmellgood]

niggers.

[koreanman963]

@blackpeplesmellgood HOW DARE U U MUTHA FUKIN ASS HOLE LIKIN CHIKEN EATER MIDGET ASS BITCH

HO FUKIN NIGGA HATING BITCH FUKA. UR THE MOST RACIST PEICE OF SHIT I EVER KNEW! juST KIDING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA

[MichaelColeMiner]

@koreanman963 I think it's pretty funy how you're yelling at a guy just because he said one word, n*ggers. I'm black myself, but I don't go on yelling at people just because they use the n-word that's Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton's job.

[desertkillaz666]

ya im racist so wut if u really think about it ur the racists because you're proud 2 be mexican and there is black pride but ur saying white people cant be proud 2 be white so ya man who gives a fuck if ur mexican ur a bean and u kno it !!!! white pride world wide mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!

[desertkillaz666]

ya im racist so wut if u really think about it ur the racists because you're proud 2 be mexican and there is black pride but ur saying white people cant be proud 2 be white so ya man who gives a fuck if ur mexican ur a bean and u kno it !!!! white pride world wide mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!

[TheEXpothead]

how do you make an ethiopian lose all their teeth? you paint a cookie on a rock.

[BryanBTV]

if the confederate flag offends you you need a history lesson and im not racist racisum is a crime and crimes are for black peope

[iwastinman]

i like the jokes. purely fun. i am not racist. i like good humor

[DjTekniiqs]

lol this was funny

[Tasgaro]

Fuck you

[MsArrow313]

I'm black. And I laugh at racist jokes. I'm definitely not racist. But the people who share the jokes are hilarious. Lol (You have to be an extremely weak person to be hurt by a racist joke.) We all have equal rights now, so we might as well laugh at the people who are too stupid to realize it.

[LuvToesInHose]

@MsArrow313

Think everyone needs to thumbs up this person! hispanic here and ive laughed so hard at the racist stuff on youtube about us xD

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@MsArrow313 Does USA have freedom of spech? I'm kinda dissapoint that black people can say nigger, but white can't.

[MrIndycysive]

@MaxRideWizardLord It's not a law, but Black people just shouldn't say it because it tempts the Whities and then they say it and cause problems. Of course the White can say it. Anyone can

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@MrIndycysive Oh well, it does not surprise that america have a lot KKK member nowdays. I'm not american anyway, and here does not a lot of black persons, atleast they act polite. :p

[MrIndycysive]

@MaxRideWizardLord America doesn't have a lot of KKK only in some places, and you assuming like that would cause hatred even more. It's not the White persons fault (I am 1/3 White by the way) that there are KKK existing members. Back when KKK started, those men and women taught their children to be like them and it carried on, so it's the ancestors fault. If the KKK of today were raised with consideration and equality, then they wouldn't join KKK

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@MrIndycysive so kkk nowdays is diffirent than it was back then? So kkk is not racists anymore? I've just hear on the news that in 90 apears many racists in USA (especialy they raises after the obama). I never was in USA so I honestly don't know what actuality happends in america.

[MrIndycysive]

@MaxRideWizardLord It's not different. They're just repeating, but in the same places as before.

[TheNYCbarbiegirl]

i commented so im not racist.......

effing niggers

[iamnewhYbrid]

song?

[DescentFromHeaven]

what if im racism anyway? do i still comment? (joking. i'm not racist)

[Mr559Baller]

koo

[Eddie79hockeymasta]

epic song

[devlynandlink]

hi....

[story46]

@devlynandlink hello......

[blackoo828]

there are 2 things i hate in this world: racism and black ppl. thumbs up if u get it!

[DescentFromHeaven]

@blackoo828 i don't think any one but me got it. haha.

[kodude44]

the jew with a boner who walked into the wall??????that makes no fucking sence!!!!!