this is so sad :( i'd have cried my eyes out if i had lost. but you're a great, great person and you're really amazing for getting over those two challenges :) less than three
Ever heard of The Midnight Beast!? Well me and some pals are trying to get their song PizzaInIbiza in the charts! Tell all your friends and Tweet #PizzaInIbizaInTheCharts Post this on other videos and FB, Blogs, Vlogs, wherever you can!!! Thanx! Dont forget to mention who suggested this. @XXalzapalzaXX and @Kezz2409
BTW HIMITSUGUITAR isn't covers, that is pure improvisation.
Well, you are a corporate whore. Sellout, cunt. At best. You have no talent, just "links" in the "business" who also happen to be cunts. The only people I know who listen to Radio 1 are fucking braindead morons. 6 music is going the same way, too! And HIMITSU has been mentioned on there a few times. So, all in all - fuck you, cunt! you also, look like a total fucking corporate bitch :] ur parents proud]
@danisnotonfire please say sorry to phil but my friend videoed me and I beat Phil with a time of 25.something seconds we have yet to send in the video and have it confirmed.
The thing is that he always apologizes about the time, when clearly you can't help but to have fun with these long videos that don't feel like they're twelve billion hours long. :P
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TheAmimies 14 hours ago
Dans hair lol xxx
malachi20111 1 day ago
TECHNIQUEEEEEEEEE!!!
SaraKate678 2 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hahaha! thats so, so sad! poor Dan!XD
Jst2GetBy 2 days ago
your hair!! but you still look uber cute :) XD
LikeRibeanaOrla 2 days ago
dont worry you have already won the world record of THE CUTEST YOUTUBER ALIVE :)
Simistar3179 2 days ago
"that's okay..."
nabdsajdax3 5 days ago
reasons why dan's a fail (YAY!)
MrNightshade24 5 days ago 3
I lost the game because of your wall. ._.
soulbrielle 6 days ago
this is so sad :( i'd have cried my eyes out if i had lost. but you're a great, great person and you're really amazing for getting over those two challenges :) less than three
Ronylea 6 days ago
wow, you really did need a haircut. ahhahaha love you. :3
brodiemareezappa 6 days ago
man you look hot in that hoodie
MeganA395 1 week ago
Me: " Oh, im sure it looks finOH SWEET BABY JESUS IT'S AWFUL!!!!!!
basailquazzy 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I feel sorry for u, aww poor dan
Skiddo4withchin 1 week ago
You were cheated on both of those< you should have won, so obviously better than Phil and Roger Black.
TheMostAmazingBrooke 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
with his long hair he looks like christopher drea from nevershoutnever.
rawanalzuobi 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
bloody CC caption thing telling me about nazis 7:20 and the holocauts 7:40-something
ChloeAnnaVlogs 1 week ago
Psyche Psyduck...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
TerasXertas 1 week ago
HOW many times does that guy need to say "technique?"
HiMyNameIsChels 1 week ago
ur still super sexy
FinaGurl20 1 week ago
I was just thinking his hair can't have been that bad... FOR JESUS CHRIST HE LOOKS AWFUL.
nevershoutneverUK 2 weeks ago 56
I. WILL. THUMB. YOU.
AndiGarner17 2 weeks ago
''he's got the technique''
STFU, we get it already
fucking snobby looking asswhipe...
Dan shud have won! D:-
ChibiCheung 2 weeks ago 14
You look better with shorter hair. :)
breannaismyname 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Uploaded on my B-day :D
ImKathyUnderageNSexy 2 weeks ago
YOU LOOK FREAKING ADORABLE WITH LONGER HAIR!
ILoveRoccoAndFrankie 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Built up a lot of wrist action there Dan, eh?
LouBeeC 2 weeks ago 3
zac efron wink ;)
1sgirl1 2 weeks ago
im so gonna try to do itt !<3
mrspattinsonlover100 2 weeks ago in playlist Danisnotonfire
i now hate the word technique.............lol
elfo110 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 3
yes we know ITS THE FUCKING TECHNIQUE!!!!
Rex0Raptor 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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Cherrydews 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
LOLDANBUTTERHAIR
justsmashsomthin 3 weeks ago
7:10 dan is sat on the toilet....
leambzTV 3 weeks ago
Dan kinda reminds me of Jordan from The Ready Set with his hair before he got it cut...
Emtyrench 3 weeks ago
I know you like it when I thumb you ;)
madlove015 3 weeks ago
"Phil needs one good thing in his life."
Lizzyisntcool 1 month ago
If they breathe the attempt is invalid.
If they smile the attempt is invalid.
If they blink the attempt is invalid. Oh and they'll get got by weeping angels.
sarahisafirefly 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 3
Dan, I love u. if u see this. I will get the big lady boner :D
soxroxthabox 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
whenever i read this title i always think it says "worlds fatest coin stacker!" I fail at life.... :(
Genhatesmilk 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol you did need a haircut! ^.^
JessicaarSaysRawr 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
haha I love how Dan says "Spots" all happy into the toilet roll.
Jordan12295 1 month ago
7:02 to 7:10 with CC onXD
iJustKeeding 1 month ago
WAITWAITWAIT... Is Dan really taller than Phil?????
THManchesterMoon 1 month ago in playlist Flere videoer fra danisnotonfire
@THManchesterMoon Yup! :) Dan's 6 feet.
Jordan12295 1 month ago
@Jordan12295 OhGod.. i always though Phil was the.. like... taller one?! .. that so wierd :P
THManchesterMoon 1 month ago
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@THEMIDNIGHTBEAST
Ever heard of The Midnight Beast!? Well me and some pals are trying to get their song PizzaInIbiza in the charts! Tell all your friends and Tweet #PizzaInIbizaInTheCharts Post this on other videos and FB, Blogs, Vlogs, wherever you can!!! Thanx! Dont forget to mention who suggested this. @XXalzapalzaXX and @Kezz2409
Kezz2409 1 month ago
that was tense. :O
RachelbearHall 1 month ago
your hair actually wasn't that bad i liked it...
charleighmack 1 month ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
well he did
SkyForeverGalaxy 1 month ago in playlist My DanIsNotOnFire Playlist!
he has square hair
SkyForeverGalaxy 1 month ago in playlist My DanIsNotOnFire Playlist!
Hair<3
NinjaInDisguise1998 1 month ago
@SaysTheHuman nah. It's microwaave :)
ATurtleAteMyTrex 1 month ago
77 people suck
awsomegirl137 1 month ago
Literally! XD
kandyfreak393 1 month ago
>.> cud u have chewed it off like a mouse?! *talking bout the toilet paper* xD
RenAkreyuMitsukai 1 month ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
u get paid for that?? >.> and ~ eh *blanked out* wait i forgot my question.... oh yeah WHAT R THE RULES?!
RenAkreyuMitsukai 1 month ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
ur hair looks nice that long~ either legnth but just sayin xD
RenAkreyuMitsukai 1 month ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
Oh poor Dan -3 Lubricate... That's his "word" right??
SaystheHuman 1 month ago
Aww poor Phil -3 Rawr ....
SaystheHuman 1 month ago
MY GAWD
That guy stole Dan's epic technique ;w;
bodbeans 1 month ago
I'm eating Caduburies while watching this... i feel special :3
bodbeans 1 month ago
adjudicating... it's srs business!
ThisIsWarBoy 1 month ago
Lol this is why your amazing Dan
nikki01100 1 month ago
wow that was so tense
EpicGeorgiaYeaahh 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I cried
MagiKrisse 1 month ago
Damn you! I lost the game!!
MsHannaannaH 2 months ago
You're so talented :D
CuteFangs27 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You made me lose le game :,( X3
Melissa14325 2 months ago
oh god i see what u mean...yh gd move there getting a haircut (no offence...) ;) xx
awesomelyizzy 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i would've hated to be the only without a world record :(
SuperSexykitty12 2 months ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
go on cc and pause at 7:20
TunefulCheese 2 months ago 64
@TunefulCheese what does cc do?
IceTiger161 1 month ago
@TunefulCheese HAHAHA thanks that just made my day 106% better
msliopito 1 month ago
@TunefulCheese i dont see anything :(
Simistar3179 2 days ago
@Simistar3179 do the transcribe audio thingy and it says the f word haha XD
TunefulCheese 2 days ago
@TunefulCheese oh hahhahahhah
Simistar3179 2 days ago
DAN THE TOILET ROLL BENDAAAAHHH! :O
paramorerocksearth 2 months ago
"A -Holds up one finger- Calm the fuck down it's just a haircut...
"B -Holds up two fingers-..."
I did now know fingers there alphabetic 8]
HamJamification 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Unrolling toilet paper, stacking coins : First World problems.
Lidao9 2 months ago
NO! I lost the game!
97Scarygirl 2 months ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
Love the hair cut ^.^ vie always had a thing for awesome hair, love you dan xx (I am female)
K4rn4geispower 2 months ago
As soon as you said Roger Black i thought of an epic moment in the mighty boosh
"what who are you then?"
"er roger black"
"he's an athlete you idiot" lol i have no life :L
"I am quite fast"
joshvongrimmsgirl 2 months ago 2
I love your new hair cut !! it looks hot :)
Ashhllleee 2 months ago
Congratulations! You have just been awarded (by me and all of your female fans) that you are the most attractive british guy. Ever.
dr828r98 2 months ago
Pissed me off when the other guy beat Dan, even though he stole Dan's technique :'(
sexytimeormonopoly 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
why did you lose dan?why.
thestiger456 2 months ago
he may have some gold medal or an mbe or something, but I have more subscribers than him.
brilliant.
ohmyGAAHitsme 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
dude, i'm so glad you got a hair cut! :)
SnakeBiteSmile17 2 months ago
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dan sitting on a toilet, covered in toilet paper, crying xD hilarious
OrEoFrEnZy 2 months ago
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OrEoFrEnZy 2 months ago
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Radio 1 is shit and for cunts.
BTW HIMITSUGUITAR isn't covers, that is pure improvisation.
Well, you are a corporate whore. Sellout, cunt. At best. You have no talent, just "links" in the "business" who also happen to be cunts. The only people I know who listen to Radio 1 are fucking braindead morons. 6 music is going the same way, too! And HIMITSU has been mentioned on there a few times. So, all in all - fuck you, cunt! you also, look like a total fucking corporate bitch :] ur parents proud]
GIRTALICIOUS 2 months ago
y dan? y?!!!!!!
iwoveu100 2 months ago
I lost the game
nicolettapsilos 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 113
@nicolettapsilos fuuck you!
101supregirl 1 week ago
Who knows, maybe you'll break the record for the first Youtuber to get one million subs? Oh, wait. Ooh. Harsh.
thatonefreckledgirl 2 months ago
at 1st i was lk "oh silly dan your hair couldn't have been that bad" and then i saw it and was like "oh......ok yeah it was that bad :/"
PowerPuffGirl678 2 months ago
lol 9:25
WrongDogProductions 3 months ago
im sorry but your hair :L :L made me lol
kittykat123451000 3 months ago
🔥🔥🔥
cyberdrago2 3 months ago
@danisnotonfire please say sorry to phil but my friend videoed me and I beat Phil with a time of 25.something seconds we have yet to send in the video and have it confirmed.
MillyMad10001 3 months ago
This was playing at Cadbury World on the big screen in the factory! I could've cried :')
HollylovesMark 3 months ago
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SizzlersConscience 3 months ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
5:25 LOOOOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
screamxforme 3 months ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
hahahahahaha poor Dan ajahahahaha
screamxforme 3 months ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
omg dan...that is so sad...you're a good sport though!
lalabean235 3 months ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
lolbutdanurhair!! it was nearly shoulder length!! :L:L and u are a fiendish toilet roll unwraveller. <3
Chazzamariex 4 months ago in playlist Liked
Losing the game at 9:44.
whatthestuffman 4 months ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
It's okay Dan!!!!!!
trickybee9 4 months ago
Phil: "I'm trying to be confident!"
[Jump awkwardly then look confused]
slothlovespanda 4 months ago
8:16 someone sounds excited.....
PhoenixByNight 4 months ago in playlist PhoenixByNight's favourites
I love how when he rants about his hair, he says 'B' but sticks two fingers up. Lol :)
mkobismee 4 months ago
0:36 You sound like Hermione from Potter Puppet Pals xD
CookieMonsterBabes 4 months ago
jus sayin' dan, but did anyone ever tell you how good your technique was? excellent technique.
brebob17 4 months ago
noooooo be happy!!!
yusmiffins 4 months ago
...I don't like pouty Dan... D:
Angelblade717 4 months ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
ur hair certainly was very long :L <3
Chazzamariex 4 months ago
1. your hair didn't look THAT bad...
2. your hoodie looks so comfy.
itssarahemily 4 months ago
You look like a beautiful walrus with long hair.
BexyNut 4 months ago 88
omg, i've got that cardi you were wearing :3
i feel like a fashion god now, even though its from primark :L
YourAverageAndro 5 months ago
How many times did that guy say "that is the TECHNIQUE"
madwooookie 5 months ago
Damn it! I lost the game. O.O
xSkyline128x 5 months ago
I'm faster
MrAkuheiRyoku 5 months ago
It's alright Dan, you dont need a world record. A world record needs you.
brontte96 5 months ago
lol the background music
diwalimimpas 5 months ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
aw at the world record thing he looked like anthony padilla from smosh!
BuryMeInMemory13 5 months ago
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE RYAN ROSS LFKHSDHA
lozcansingxx 5 months ago
I was just like AWWW, then I was just like AWWWWW and then I was just like LOL WUT?
RaynaOfSunshine 5 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK Dx
STOP MAKING ME LOSE THE GAME D;
And Im so sorry for no records dan >.> Hope you can try again some other time xD
RikuXisXmineX45 5 months ago
@RikuXisXmineX45 OH MY GOD I WAS DOING SO WELL
MollieeJayne 5 months ago
@MollieeJayne AT WHAT THE GAME? xD SO WAS I D: BUT I KEEP FAILING D;
RikuXisXmineX45 5 months ago
OHSHIT. Just saw the picture of 'The Game' on his wall at 05:30. Not amused.
SkyeeAlexandraa 6 months ago
LOL katie waisel:L
calysxe 6 months ago
Are you a lefty Dan? :P
EmilyDenmark 6 months ago
omg phil won i would still bang and fuck dan hard
MILKSHEAKMURDER 6 months ago
poor phil
MILKSHEAKMURDER 6 months ago
So. Now, I'm here with a stack of coins and two rolls of toilet paper sitting in from of me.
This night is going to be interesting.
Lovelyrics168 6 months ago
Lol, I thumbed you...
Draxinifly 6 months ago
OMG Fuckin' 'technique'. More like 'tequila' and I'm gonna cut a bitch if I ever hear that word again!
Muirehann 6 months ago
technique.
dragonfly730 6 months ago
I'm glad you got a hair cut Dan. Your longer hair looks like my ex's hair which is terrible.
cheycheystriker 6 months ago
YOUR LONG HAIR WAS AMAZING
GossipGirlMegX 6 months ago
LOLDANBUTURHAIR!LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. hahaha oh dan...
MayaHillbilly 6 months ago
Yeah, your hair was terrible :D
ManonC93 6 months ago
The thing is that he always apologizes about the time, when clearly you can't help but to have fun with these long videos that don't feel like they're twelve billion hours long. :P
MindlessClique 6 months ago
I like your hair I liked it before you cut it too :D
KPopcrazyfan2 6 months ago
The only reason Dan didn't get a record is because there is no such record as the most gorgeous guy ever<3
SDAB13 6 months ago 45
Love the reaction when Phil's stack fell over :')
starhighlove 6 months ago
Oh my god please marry me.
mrshollycullen4eva 6 months ago
I respect your talent.
TrulyBonkerrs 6 months ago
I lost the game... plus,.i'll thumb you whenever you want.. as long as i'm not playing sims3
11voltz 6 months ago
When he said my hair looked horrible... I didn't think he ment... Well.. That. Oxo
MaddieChan123 6 months ago
im sorry u didnt get a record,u get 2 records in my book 4 awesomeness & hottness:)
<3
JAYYDAHVIEANDY 7 months ago 52
@JAYYDAHVIEANDY Just thought I should say your username is the sex. x3
TheTwilightlover202 3 months ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
@TheTwilightlover202 thx & ikr? love botdf & bvb<3 now they are the sex:D
JAYYDAHVIEANDY 3 months ago
@JAYYDAHVIEANDY i love your usersame xD
thedarkangelXxXx 3 months ago
@thedarkangelXxXx thnx!:D i am in LOVE! with BVB & BOTDF!<3
JAYYDAHVIEANDY 3 months ago
@JAYYDAHVIEANDY I LOVE BVB!!! and botdf haha <3
thedarkangelXxXx 3 months ago
Im totally gonna thumb you! oh yeah and ill also push the like button. ;D
cutiepuff31692 7 months ago
New drinking game you have to take a sip every time blondie over there says the word technique! Ready? GO!
cutiepuff31692 7 months ago
SHUT UP ABOUT THE TECHNIQUE!!!
cutiepuff31692 7 months ago
when he said gladiators tht cracked me up good timing
chrismck100 7 months ago
Dan... why didn't you get the record for the most GWR fails in one day..?
InkHeartPaw 7 months ago
can't believe when the stacking started i leaned in an was getting nervous. lol i take the internet to seriously
Honohanewo 7 months ago
Keep pressing 8 for 'DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN'
SantiPanti101 7 months ago
The second part looked like you to were wanking. xD
xDansBunnyx 7 months ago
D'aww I feel bad that you didn't win :( FAULTY TOILET ROLL It shouldn't count >.<
iBePandaBear 7 months ago
during 02:48 when Phil went nooo!! A girl laughing came from a game I was playing lol ^^
YGOKOG 7 months ago
LMAO the ending was hilarious
haleykisme 7 months ago
I have the World Record for highest stack of lego... Lol, I'm not kidding... I did it when I went to butlins.
PURPLESHIRTGAMER 7 months ago
Dan looks like Spencer from Panic! At the Disco in like 2006 with his hair like that oh god.
Miakinzzz 7 months ago
You use a lot of Final Fantasy music
VampiraTod 7 months ago
I think his hair looked better when it was longer....
Sexybabe69ist 7 months ago
uhh dan, your hair look exactly the same..... and so does phil...so yeah lol
L0V3cheyanneANDlexus 7 months ago
:O you're left handed!
TyrannosaurusBoz 7 months ago 40