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  • Dans hair lol xxx

  • TECHNIQUEEEEEEEEE!!!

    

  • hahaha! thats so, so sad! poor Dan!XD

  • your hair!! but you still look uber cute :) XD

  • dont worry you have already won the world record of THE CUTEST YOUTUBER ALIVE :) 

  • "that's okay..."

  • reasons why dan's a fail (YAY!)

  • I lost the game because of your wall. ._.

  • this is so sad :( i'd have cried my eyes out if i had lost. but you're a great, great person and you're really amazing for getting over those two challenges :) less than three

  • wow, you really did need a haircut. ahhahaha love you. :3

  • man you look hot in that hoodie

  • Me: " Oh, im sure it looks finOH SWEET BABY JESUS IT'S AWFUL!!!!!!

  • I feel sorry for u, aww poor dan

  • You were cheated on both of those< you should have won, so obviously better than Phil and Roger Black.

  • with his long hair he looks like christopher drea from nevershoutnever.

  • bloody CC caption thing telling me about nazis 7:20 and the holocauts 7:40-something

  • Psyche Psyduck...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

  • HOW many times does that guy need to say "technique?"

  • ur still super sexy

  • I was just thinking his hair can't have been that bad... FOR JESUS CHRIST HE LOOKS AWFUL.

  • I. WILL. THUMB. YOU.

  • ''he's got the technique''

    STFU, we get it already

    fucking snobby looking asswhipe...

    Dan shud have won! D:-

  • You look better with shorter hair. :)

  • Uploaded on my B-day :D

  • YOU LOOK FREAKING ADORABLE WITH LONGER HAIR!

  • Built up a lot of wrist action there Dan, eh?

  • zac efron wink ;)

    

  • im so gonna try to do itt !<3

  • i now hate the word technique.............lol

  • yes we know ITS THE FUCKING TECHNIQUE!!!!

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  • LOLDANBUTTERHAIR

  • 7:10 dan is sat on the toilet....

  • Dan kinda reminds me of Jordan from The Ready Set with his hair before he got it cut...

  • I know you like it when I thumb you ;)

  • "Phil needs one good thing in his life."

  • If they breathe the attempt is invalid.

    If they smile the attempt is invalid.

    If they blink the attempt is invalid. Oh and they'll get got by weeping angels.

  • Dan, I love u. if u see this. I will get the big lady boner :D

  • whenever i read this title i always think it says "worlds fatest coin stacker!" I fail at life.... :(

  • lol you did need a haircut! ^.^

  • haha I love how Dan says "Spots" all happy into the toilet roll.

  • 7:02 to 7:10 with CC onXD

  • WAITWAITWAIT... Is Dan really taller than Phil????? 

  • @THManchesterMoon Yup! :) Dan's 6 feet.

  • @Jordan12295 OhGod.. i always though Phil was the.. like... taller one?! .. that so wierd :P

  • that was tense. :O

  • your hair actually wasn't that bad i liked it...

  • well he did

  • he has square hair

  • Hair<3

    

  • @SaysTheHuman nah. It's microwaave :)

  • 77 people suck

  • Literally! XD 

  • >.> cud u have chewed it off like a mouse?! *talking bout the toilet paper* xD

  • u get paid for that?? >.> and ~ eh *blanked out* wait i forgot my question.... oh yeah WHAT R THE RULES?!

  • ur hair looks nice that long~ either legnth but just sayin xD

  • Oh poor Dan -3 Lubricate... That's his "word" right??

  • Aww poor Phil -3 Rawr ....

  • MY GAWD

    That guy stole Dan's epic technique ;w;

  • I'm eating Caduburies while watching this... i feel special :3

  • adjudicating... it's srs business!

  • Lol this is why your amazing Dan

  • wow that was so tense

  • I cried

  • Damn you! I lost the game!!

  • You're so talented :D

  • You made me lose le game :,( X3

  • oh god i see what u mean...yh gd move there getting a haircut (no offence...) ;) xx

  • i would've hated to be the only without a world record :(

  • go on cc and pause at 7:20

  • @TunefulCheese what does cc do?

  • @TunefulCheese HAHAHA thanks that just made my day 106% better

  • @TunefulCheese i dont see anything :( 

  • @Simistar3179 do the transcribe audio thingy and it says the f word haha XD

  • @TunefulCheese oh hahhahahhah

  • DAN THE TOILET ROLL BENDAAAAHHH! :O

  • "A -Holds up one finger- Calm the fuck down it's just a haircut...

    "B -Holds up two fingers-..."

    I did now know fingers there alphabetic 8]

  • Unrolling toilet paper, stacking coins : First World problems.

  • NO! I lost the game!

  • Love the hair cut ^.^ vie always had a thing for awesome hair, love you dan xx (I am female)

  • As soon as you said Roger Black i thought of an epic moment in the mighty boosh

    "what who are you then?"

    "er roger black"

    "he's an athlete you idiot"  lol i have no life :L

    "I am quite fast"

  • I love your new hair cut !! it looks hot :)

  • Congratulations! You have just been awarded (by me and all of your female fans) that you are the most attractive british guy. Ever.

  • Pissed me off when the other guy beat Dan, even though he stole Dan's technique :'(

  • why did you lose dan?why.

  • he may have some gold medal or an mbe or something, but I have more subscribers than him.

    brilliant.

  • dude, i'm so glad you got a hair cut! :)

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  • y dan? y?!!!!!!

  • I lost the game

  • @nicolettapsilos fuuck you!

  • Who knows, maybe you'll break the record for the first Youtuber to get one million subs? Oh, wait. Ooh. Harsh.

  • at 1st i was lk "oh silly dan your hair couldn't have been that bad" and then i saw it and was like "oh......ok yeah it was that bad :/"

  • lol 9:25

  • im sorry but your hair :L :L made me lol

  • 🔥🔥🔥

  • @danisnotonfire please say sorry to phil but my friend videoed me and I beat Phil with a time of 25.something seconds we have yet to send in the video and have it confirmed.

  • This was playing at Cadbury World on the big screen in the factory! I could've cried :')

  • 5:25 LOOOOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • hahahahahaha poor Dan ajahahahaha

  • omg dan...that is so sad...you're a good sport though!

  • lolbutdanurhair!! it was nearly shoulder length!! :L:L and u are a fiendish toilet roll unwraveller. <3

  • Losing the game at 9:44.

  • It's okay Dan!!!!!!

  • Phil: "I'm trying to be confident!"

    [Jump awkwardly then look confused]

  • 8:16 someone sounds excited.....

  • I love how when he rants about his hair, he says 'B' but sticks two fingers up. Lol :)

  • 0:36 You sound like Hermione from Potter Puppet Pals xD

  • jus sayin' dan, but did anyone ever tell you how good your technique was? excellent technique. 

  • noooooo be happy!!!

  • ...I don't like pouty Dan... D:

  • ur hair certainly was very long :L <3

  • 1. your hair didn't look THAT bad...

    2. your hoodie looks so comfy.

  • You look like a beautiful walrus with long hair.

  • omg, i've got that cardi you were wearing :3

    i feel like a fashion god now, even though its from primark :L

  • How many times did that guy say "that is the TECHNIQUE"

  • Damn it! I lost the game. O.O

  • I'm faster

  • It's alright Dan, you dont need a world record. A world record needs you.

  • lol the background music

  • aw at the world record thing he looked like anthony padilla from smosh!

  • YOU LOOK JUST LIKE RYAN ROSS LFKHSDHA

  • I was just like AWWW, then I was just like AWWWWW and then I was just like LOL WUT?

  • WHAT THE FUCK Dx

    STOP MAKING ME LOSE THE GAME D;

    And Im so sorry for no records dan >.> Hope you can try again some other time xD

  • @RikuXisXmineX45 OH MY GOD I WAS DOING SO WELL

  • @MollieeJayne AT WHAT THE GAME? xD SO WAS I D: BUT I KEEP FAILING D;

  • OHSHIT. Just saw the picture of 'The Game' on his wall at 05:30. Not amused.

  • LOL katie waisel:L

  • Are you a lefty Dan? :P

  • omg phil won i would still bang and fuck dan hard

  • poor phil

  • So. Now, I'm here with a stack of coins and two rolls of toilet paper sitting in from of me.

    This night is going to be interesting.

  • Lol, I thumbed you...

  • OMG Fuckin' 'technique'. More like 'tequila' and I'm gonna cut a bitch if I ever hear that word again!

  • technique.

  • I'm glad you got a hair cut Dan. Your longer hair looks like my ex's hair which is terrible.

  • YOUR LONG HAIR WAS AMAZING

  • LOLDANBUTURHAIR!LLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OL. hahaha oh dan...

  • Yeah, your hair was terrible :D

  • The thing is that he always apologizes about the time, when clearly you can't help but to have fun with these long videos that don't feel like they're twelve billion hours long. :P

  • I like your hair I liked it before you cut it too :D

  • The only reason Dan didn't get a record is because there is no such record as the most gorgeous guy ever<3

  • Love the reaction when Phil's stack fell over :') 

  • Oh my god please marry me.

  • I respect your talent.

  • I lost the game... plus,.i'll thumb you whenever you want.. as long as i'm not playing sims3

  • When he said my hair looked horrible... I didn't think he ment... Well.. That. Oxo

  • im sorry u didnt get a record,u get 2 records in my book 4 awesomeness & hottness:)

    <3

  • @JAYYDAHVIEANDY Just thought I should say your username is the sex. x3

  • @TheTwilightlover202 thx & ikr? love botdf & bvb<3 now they are the sex:D

  • @JAYYDAHVIEANDY i love your usersame xD

  • @thedarkangelXxXx thnx!:D i am in LOVE! with BVB & BOTDF!<3

  • @JAYYDAHVIEANDY I LOVE BVB!!! and botdf haha <3

  • Im totally gonna thumb you! oh yeah and ill also push the like button. ;D

  • New drinking game you have to take a sip every time blondie over there says the word technique! Ready? GO!

  • SHUT UP ABOUT THE TECHNIQUE!!!

  • when he said gladiators tht cracked me up good timing

  • Dan... why didn't you get the record for the most GWR fails in one day..?

  • can't believe when the stacking started i leaned in an was getting nervous. lol i take the internet to seriously

  • Keep pressing 8 for 'DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN'

  • The second part looked like you to were wanking. xD

  • D'aww I feel bad that you didn't win :( FAULTY TOILET ROLL It shouldn't count >.<

  • during 02:48 when Phil went nooo!! A girl laughing came from a game I was playing lol ^^

  • LMAO the ending was hilarious

  • I have the World Record for highest stack of lego... Lol, I'm not kidding... I did it when I went to butlins.

  • Dan looks like Spencer from Panic! At the Disco in like 2006 with his hair like that oh god.

  • You use a lot of Final Fantasy music

  • I think his hair looked better when it was longer....

  • uhh dan, your hair look exactly the same..... and so does phil...so yeah lol

  • :O you're left handed!