How to get out of an ass beating - Keith Bender

[1nastyasshoneybadger]

huhhh girl is this the ones yous was tellin me about

[mrMakoja]

smartass move...

[MastaKadaj]

He pretended he was gay so that the guy wouldn't beat him up. Just thought you should know.

[Keyarchan]

@MastaKadaj Captain Obvious strikes again!

[MastaKadaj]

@Keyarchan Just doin' my part. =]

[fuckinwok]

HAHAHA!

[Iarehascheeseburger]

ha im gonna try this shit someday

[bindinglines]

Man i got this image of "Tiny Lister" walking up to the door with that crazy eye thing goin on.

[ManziMovies]

this nigga is a damn genius hahaha

[kneeyuckah]

lol awesome

[SGTKiLLKAM109]

reminds me of dave chapelle

[NormaQ612]

LOL



[bunniesz23]

That was funny as hell

[thSubliminalCriminal]

6'12", yes that is the joke. Thank you.

[Boardclips]

Did anyone else notice he said 6' 12". Wouldn't that be 7' xD

[ToAsTy42o]

LMAOAoAOzozOZOz

[xOsaloOmOx]

looooooool . . thats funny XD

[TurtleBlastingOG]

my face before wathing this: -,-

my face after: X'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I don't know what to do with my extra mouthes now

[cellopwns]

6' 12"= 7feet ?

[zheyy]

wow~ i think in worst case i might try it out xD

[ramirezz101]

he look like Marlo Stanfield

[jalusimptor]

this is a jeff foxxworthy rip off



[emperorbobafett1]

@jalusimptor check the date bud... this was posted over 3 years ago, don't go slandering

[jalusimptor]

@emperorbobafett1 check 1985 when foxxworthy first told that joke. do your homework.

[1robotcone3]

@jalusimptor He sho did! Except he said "i was just doin her hair" or something close to that.

[Pinkalicious112]

ROFL cant stop laughing... can't breath!!! X-D

[willymywonka]

GREAT STANDUP

[jenkinstien]

a friend of mine pulled that one off when her father showed up

[Charsept]

6' 12" >.> haha

[biplargnu]

6 foot 12 inches?!?! isn't that 7 feet?

[JayLovePlaysGuitar]

@biplargnu Yea, it was a nervous slip-up. It happens.

[gabynew1]

well done man... best way out ever..

[samantha041309]

lmao...good idea!!!!

[9bLaDe8]

Zeus!

[LossOfEternal]

This is how a winner thinks. LOL

[bitchyb73]

he should call HER and tell her her man is on the 'down low'.

[JimBobWhoRocks]

ahaha

[edmcadam]

fkn hilarious

[popp1nbottlez]

six foot twelve

[TheOJDrinker]

I'm surprised guys don't try it more often... i've heard it from comedians several times... just without the big guy saying 'call me' at the end ;)

[majesticrecords]

i didnt see that coming.NO PUN INTENDED

[joncmaxwell]

HAHA CLASSIC!

[LorenaBeqo]

He stole that from Jeff Foxworthy lol

[kidpoes]

hahaha thats funny

[wojiaotori]

0:43 - 0:46 is love, haha xDD

[GhostGuitars]

haha! Nice

[nomad10101]

this shit was funny as hell, lol.

[KnightsofEmerald]

HILARIOUS! Great cover!

[alex111999]

6'12" ? lol thats 7 feet

[bpeterson81]

@alex111999 that's the joke.

[burningsociety]

@alex111999 I'm 5"14 :D

[megaverner]

@alex111999 Captain Obvious strikes again!

[Kilanon]

@alex111999 you really don't think he knows that, he said it cause it sounds funny

[vsha2]

@alex111999 ya, that's also the joke!

[skyboo2]

i did this and i still got beat up

[stitchmond3]

that shit was hella funny

[HaxxorsProduction]

now I just wonder if women can pull this off. "Oh hey baby, this is Jessica, she and I were just talking about her softball league and her secret crush on ellen degeneres." Or something, not too sure how it'd work lol

[krissyheartyou]

chris tucker?

[viney24b]

hell naw

[chrisbannisterone]

That was brilliant!

[djpoppyt]

@chrisbannisterone agreed

[FaerieDust]

Ah, man, that was AWESOME! I laughed so hard, I was crying!

[leon935]

LOL...dam funny!...

[slickwick45]

lol big guy walks in and says "oh hell no," when keith said " girl is this the one you talkin bout" rofl i bout fell out of the chair

[leurseng]

that was a good laugh

[PeanutButterCookie89]

LOVE ITT!!!!

[mooame]

BWAHAHAH best rooftop i've seen so far ^-^

[Jarethenator]

ROFL!

[realmusicholic1]

THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL. MAN!!!

[faithfulmonkey]

funny guy reall funny :)

[iSoBoredMeIs]

Call me, okay?

Call Meee!

lol.

[jash308]

OMG...! damn funny!!

[SourExplosion]

6'12...7'0?

[jeridfruge]

Yeah, its called a pun

[eric7975]

love the ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nightxfox12]

awsome!

[TheMexican02]

lmao saw da end comin

for comedy lol :P

[Ahab2008]

Awesome payoff! Best clip yet.

[newslang2488]

whats theyre to steal. it wasnt all that outlandish of a joke.

[sweetwilly232323]

he stole that joke

[ismashy]

wasn't expecting the end at all. Geez!!! =))

[JustGettingBetter]

Ha ha, smart. That was hilarious. xd

[dugite007]

lol

[Brenseven182]

LOL!!!

[XxTheHybridxX]

Probably cuz this guys a dude.

[cvhf650]

pretty good

[Kuksiii]

LMAO

:44

!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah

[WILLIAMLUTZ2]

hahaha

[Byron718]

lmfao that shit was funny

[JuaSa07]

Sick comedy jaja just great

[Dalmascas]

LMAO! For real! LMAO! I'm definately going to remember this "get a way" scheme lol.

[boiswatching]

rofl zeus

[FlyyBitch09]

funny shit....

[arabianqueen2]

rofl call me

[danthordan]

hahaha XD

[runedelavega]

Call me okay ^_^ lawled

[EminemNeverEnough]

oryte, this might not be the man i'm thinking of, but proof the rapper killed keith bender ( or this man called kieth bender)

[JohnVAce]

I've never even thought of that but that would probably work lol.

[Jsminda]

that only works if yr dressed lol

[Gowtham1233]

I guarantee that now every guy who saw this video has gotten some crazy idea of pulling this off next time the get caught

[Warweezymusic]

damn straight LMAO!

[RoccoBlasphemy]

Don't hate us :(

[jivekoko]

@Gowtham1233 amen!

[franciso7]

@Gowtham1233

i swear i m going to do it...tired of fighting!!!!

[flama644]

@Gowtham1233 i wish i would of seen this sooner... would of used that stradegy

[1234dippstick]

@Gowtham1233 Already tried it yesterday, it ended in success!

[sxftshrt]

LOL!!!

[DeViousFranchize]

lmaoo funny...

[aniixbaby]

Zues LOLLL omg thats funny as hell.

[cater94]

wow i guess his name is pretty accurate

[EminemNeverEnough]

eh? i thought Keith Bender died a week after Proof did, and Proof died April 11 2006

[Poison12346]

This dude didn't die.

[iwebber88]

Not the same Keith Bender. Proof shot a US Army Veteran (Keith Bender, Jr) so the bouncer (who was the veteran's cousin) at the club shot Proof. Completely different Keith Bender.

[poisonheartthrob]

this guys isnt dead hes on myspace alive and well still doing comedy

[NoobCoverMaker4Life]

lol no homo

[NAEBAYBEE305]

lol... girl is this the one you was telling me about lol damn this shyt was funny..

[ermarrero]

LMAO!!!!!!

[brandonsmith666]

that was funny shit!

[unmisig7]

6'12. 350

[ShinoIsNumb1]

Hahaha

[Dedokai32]

lmaoooo funny but i bet that wud probably work lol

[jetlag51]

almost pissed my pa... oops to late

[SeagullPuncher]

DUDE that is GENIUS!

[antonimbret]

I'm kind of big and built lol they might not buy it. I hate fighting I was always the big kid that got bullied buy the coach for not playing rugby

[jetlag51]

i know wat ya meen, im really hugely tall for my age and people are total assholes to me, they try to start fights all the time. i gess they pick on me because i can take the shit i dish out

[kingofkings9393]

I feel you no homo

[antonimbret]

i fucked your mum does that count cause she looked like a man

[i0love0chocolate0]

"Oh hell no!"

"Girrl, is the the one you was telling me aaaboutt? Girl he is fine, girl!"

XD

Genius.

[nukidppl]

That is so utterly despicable 4 him 2 do that

[mrthinksalot]

Actually it was...but you can't front that "twist" at the end had some merit right?

[KENTandNICOLE]

Thieves?

Lol. its hard to call them that really! Considering (just like song writing) there are really only so many things you can write/sing about. They are just finding new ways to present the same idea

[skyhopper09]

Possibly one of the greatest plans any man can have.

Act gay if you want to get out of an ass beating..xD

[usaearthling]

Who cares if he copied, he was hilarious. Had me on the floor laughing. He's a natural.

[sogz7]

hahaha

[spinradiofm]

Yes, comedians copy each other but delivery is the key. Hadn't heard this one in a while so I thought it was funny all over...check the archives to see old Rodney Dangerfield shows...he used to do specials and there was this brother with a big smile and big teeth who spoke well who told a joke about seeing a "young lady" (any brother saying that is older lol) who he had to fake being gay to get outta there...

[Shadykilla]

its sad at the end but funny joke

[xTheColorPurple]

LOLOL AT 1:05

[Kevy261]

OMG !

I stopped at 1:05 and laughed for about 10mins. Haha, its too jokes but true. Mans dem so tall and dised these days, and you know somethngs wrong wen they names Zeus ... Lol.

[NarutoXHinataXForeve]

LOL XD

when he started to act gay omg

i lmfao'd so hardXD

[Slasherzza]

1:00 was LOOOOL!

[copred]

I hate saying this... but didn't jeff foxworthy do that routine like... 10 years ago?

[dylanfan1969]

A lot of comedians are thieves. If it's true it wouldn't surprize me.

[Jfrisella]

yeah..i've seen a bunch of comedians do this bit. The end was different tho

[pokapopcorn]

0:43  made me laugh so much... but the whole joke is brilliant!

[chinesekenpohapkido]

hahahaha im dizzy lol......God that was funny....i now have a way to get out of an ass beating lol

[iwannaMove2LA]

omg call me lmao !

[detulid]

baaaaahahaha. i was actually caught up in the suspense! that was great delivery at the end!

[shotbboy]

lmao hilarious

[drew604uk]

Lol. he said 6'12" 350.

[Fltppy]

that was suppose to be a joke Einstein...

[onedollarbill94]

lol its part of the joke..

[bamhammer]

richard pryor, dave chappelle, bernie mac, eddie murphy, jamie foxx, earthquake, steve harvey ... look them up

[a3shton]

black comedians are the best.. climb out of your rock u live under

[Tylrdurdn99]

And you're not stupid. Op, see! Now we're both lying :D.

[FTNL]

ignorant.

[daveheet]

hahaha saved his ass

[PaintSniffer07]

Lol, great video! 5/5!

[cristianrumble]

I loved this video till I found out you can't embed it. Lame!!!

[xoxoitsjennifer]

LMFAO !

that is one of the funniest things..

[chilltip]

ha ha

[BluntedBeyondBelief]

lol wordd

[jackarrr]

I loved this video till I found out you can't embed it. Lame!

[funkymonkeygirl]

hahah ... that's great

[AdvancedGentleman]

That would definitely work, I will so do that if the situation ever presents itself.

[ucstudent21]

hahahahahaha

[clay561]

Jeff Foxworthy did this on Rodney Dangerfield: Opening Night at Rodney's Place in 1989 lol. Keith made it a little better, but damn near the same joke.

[nikemikemd17]

wow tht was funny as hik

[BlackBinLaden7]

if you think about it that would totally work how come no ones ever thought of this

[chefawkes]

I can't believe no ones ever thought of that before. Just act gay in that situation.

[flamablesteve]

People have thought of it.

It works great.

I use it in a lot of situations.

[H2VEndingScroll]

yea i was thinking why didnt i ever think o f that

[CrookRoxbox]

that shit was fuckin hilarious , but rip proof , he aint no scumbag

[hornest12345]

FUCK YOU KEITH

[irvrod]

he killed proof lol jk jk

RIP both of u

[iL0VEjohnnyramone]

XD hahahahahahahahahahaahahhaa...­can't....breathe..hahahahahaha­ha

[Aerach89]

I was a little skeptical at first but this was actually a really clever and funny joke!

[doodleandapig]

the ending made me fall over

and the keith bender that "killed" proof was killed by proof. i know, it's hard to imagine a world where TWO PEOPLE ACTULLY SHARE A NAME.