re: im getting really sick of all the breaking dawn haters

[demonicsaint92]

@somethingcrappy well we gotta take this thing down, all I can think of is trapping it with butter. MAN TEH LAND O' LAKES!!!!

[Somethingcrappy]

I don't think we have enough harpoons captain...

[PinkTomyFloyd]

Im watching this and thinking. How can she film herself without pulling the camera towards herself with gravitation.

[here4yourentertainme]

Excuse me people this girl is relly cool and pretty and she is not a snorloxx or fat so start acting mature if u all bad turds can handle that............

[hastyvictories]

@here4yourentertainme Here, have a condom.

[Inkubzz]

I came. Vid unrelated.

[aapchaap]

Lololol 'wild snorlax uses blow'

[here4yourentertainme]

@aapchaap go to hell if ur gonna be mean asshole

[Astralfury]

I don't think just one harpoon would do it.

[Frequency404]

She looks like a toe.

[monkehbitch]

ha! Thats worth a sub

[TheRahatluk]

pause at 1:32

[GarrettMcDonald28]

WILD SNORLAX USES BLOW... I laughed my ass off thankyou.

[kdude1575]

fuck the harpoons MAN THE SKUD STORM

[MadMrConin]

It's SHIT!

[bekahissocoollike]

Oh I luv it when fat people get mad ... :)

[Brecear]

MAN THE BRAM STOKER ORBITAL DEFENSE CANNON!

[tehjefey]

A wild Snorlax appear!....GO MUDKIPZ USE SHOOP DA WHOOP!

*It doesn't affect foe Snorlax*

....Mother of God (O_o)

[MrHongKongBuffet]

Actually, if you change everything she says to the opposite, it's a pretty good review of Breaking Dawn.

"I am very, very proud. How can you not act like this after reading that awful book, shitty, boring, glorified fanfiction, awful book? I'm going to say it real clear: AWWWWWFULLLLL BOOOOKKKKK."

[ctwilightsaga13]

What the fuck? She's a dumbass and i like twilight but im not going to fucking post this bull shit on youtube.

[BlueFalcon86]

How is she able to go outside and retrieve a copy of this book? Did her cockroach army that resides in fat fold #7 retrieve one for her?

[guiltyhalo]

@BlueFalcon86 lol'd so hard at this comment

[crazichickify]

@BlueFalcon86 Horrible but soooooo funny :D

[ConDsenXieN]

uhmayyyyzinnngbuk

[AnonymousMarblecake]

UH MAY ZING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[SuperSoftware1234]

MEN, HEAT UP THE LAZERS!!!

[Darnozz]

I never laughed so hard in my entire life. XD

[GARRISONGYAL1]

if shes a whale ur a douche!

[deathwaitsforevryone]

AH! A WHALE! Somebody wake Captain Ahab!

[MrDinosaurman]

OH HAI SNORLAX!

[eduardo97ist]

its a whale!, its a mammoth!, its a retard!!!

[MrMatto91]

Stephenie Meyer, a genius? She had a dream and put it on paper. Any idiot can do that.

[darkstarXSI]

oh shit, the harpoon will have not effect on this moby dick type we need something more powerfil we need to bomb it with nuculear bombz

[SlushieNyappy]

Im not just complaining about Breaking Dawn.Im complaining about all the books because people like her wont shut the fuck up about it.

[Romeu021]

UH MAY ZING BOOOOOOO K

lmao

[MuRdOc123456]

Fat fuck.

[PogoGodTheFrickinII]

No, Twilight sucks ass. Stephanie Meyer sucks. and lol at "MAN THE HARPOONS!' I mean it's a bit mean but pretty hilarious.

[ras464]

Dude, this is offensive to snorlax :( (the pokemon one)

[Ichigo9913]

SO CONFLICTED! can't decide to dislike because of the fatass or to like for the subtitles...... one of each then.

[GothicMissAngel]

Um.. Sorry to sy this deary, but this - as you call it twilight book is the comeplet shit of all the shittyest book i have ever EVER had the pleasure of voming over all my life. (and i read a shit don of book on a daily bacis)

[Orin00r]

Arrrhg.. Faul Whale

Beast of the ocean!!

[evilduckydetroit]

Use your ultra balls? Fuck that with a cactus. I don't want to keep that around.

[GhostxWhisperer]

HAHAHAHAHAH the comments! Serious, awesome! And I think she should know the difference between vampires and fairies who want to be vampires.

[SlifaeMalfoy11]

look at the video suggestions on the right!

I can see a snorlax wakeup video

SNORLAX! WAKE UP!!!

[boyuanzhang96]

Twilight is CANCER.

Must kill. With Fire.

[diamondboy9]

Funniest thing i've seen this week.

[xXghostXx1992]

MAN THE HARPOONS FOR THE 37,790 TIME

[DevilWithoutaCuase]

"MAN THE HARPOONS" Fuck that. Heat up the goddamn Orbital Satelite Canon.

[ras464]

@DevilWithoutaCuase

no... only shoopdawhoop can save us now, but even then we have 35% chance to survive

[ColonelTwisty]

chris-chan's girlfriend?

[SLRisme]

"A WILD SNORLAX HAS APPEARED! THROW YOUR ULTRA BALLS!"

Biotch, throw a chesseburger, that'll get her quicker.

Or a picture of Stephnie Mayo or whatever the fuck her last name is.

[KittyRokher]

UGHHHMAZING BUUUUK

[CherryBlossomFantasy]

I don't think her being big has anything to do with her craziness over twilight D: I guess she's REALLY obsessed with Twilight O___O;

[herecomesthesun41]

This seriously astonishes me that not only did someone make this but that people find amusement in it.

[rainbowunicorn007]

I didn't actually get what she said.... O.o

[MrZerotheDemon]

•Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! And since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!

[gothicdarkria7]

great vid man

[mickeyme333]

I dont think you know how hard you made us laugh :')

[KatVikt]

1:00 THARR SHE BLOWS!!

[nano4028]

the BEST video

[SonnyA89]

Quick Golem! Use ROLLOUT!!!!

[younfellony]

! SNORLAX ! LOL

[adamblazer100]

@younfellony Hurry gotta catch em all

[younfellony]

@adamblazer100 Ha Ha, I know huh. LOL

[TheDepressed100]

related video: Sittin' on a toilet

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[SparkTiger]

Is this Destructoid's Jim Sterling in drag?

[movieguy1700]

DEAR GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[YoshiTheBlue]

MAN THE HARPOONS!

[TheRojoJojo]

I actually laughed my ass off at the number 1: big mac etc XDD

[13Hayster]

I think it is really sad that if you really didnt like this girl...Why are you wasting your timemaking a video DEDICATED TO HER! You obviously have some problems in your life that make you feel so insecure you have to put others down. I really hope one day you learn a little respect! God Bless.

[JulianusFlavius1]

The harpoons! Man them!

[rorolilred]

"Stephanie Meyer is a genius. Ya huh, ya huh, ya huh." Um, wow.

[leopardtalon]

She is British right? Isn't she supposed to love Harry Potter and not Twilight?

[1AiRHeAd3]

she looks like a fat anna paquin

[raigen93]

wow, whoever put the words over her video seriously has problems.. this is too crule. people are freakin rediculous... this is how people cause other people to kill themselves. by making them look dumb and to the point where they would only be recognize by the mean things that people have said. this is so mean.. :/

[smoke259]

umm please go be fat somwhere else

[DanMGil]

There is nothing UH_MAY_ZING about twilight... It IS glorified fan fiction, and Stephany Meyer said so herself that she wrote it for herself

[ballrdd24]

*A Wild Trollax Has Appeared!*

YouTube uses Commen Sense!

It's Super Effective!

[pussywussy5]

hahahaha

[kirre1234]

holy shit you can not imagine how much i laughed my fucking ass off watching this, this is fucking hilarious.

[TheCrazyActor]

maybe she be less fat if she put the shit she calls a book down and went out side!

this is why sir unlike somepeople i appluad u for makking fun of her weight.

*claps*

[suagrbunn11]

Ok, i dont like Twillight as much as the next girl does, but.. making fun of her Weight?! seriously???

[DrakoFangs]

@suagrbunn11 Yeah!stfu

[potatoQueenie]

There are a lot of things to make fun of this video and you insult her body? That's making other fat people look bad.

[kingdavid99887766554]

NUOH MY GOD.

NO AMOUNT OF HARPOONING WILL SAVE US.

ACTIVATE THE L.O.I.C.!

GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.

[ras144]

As funny as this is. You guys are MEANNNNN!!! D:

You shouldn't make fun of her, solely for her weight!!!

[Bamboohurts93]

This wild snorlax isn't obviously a very smart one

[johnnysbubbletop63]

Not to be the English-police, but can you guys include apostrophes where they go? Geez. That's so annoying.

[Girl0962]

LMFAO.

[TheBeautifulDragon]

Guys, please don't make fun of her weight. You'll never know, she may have an eating disorder or diabetes. Even if she doesn't, it's still really rude. It's just like racism or sexism. Just stop being so childish, you people. :/

[Charliem1994]

@TheBeautifulDragon I do agree with you. But look at her, calling us names for not liking Twilight (which is terrible).

[TheBeautifulDragon]

@Charliem1994 Hm, yes... but making fun of someone's weight is worse than calling someone names just for not liking something.

[Charliem1994]

@TheBeautifulDragon Good point :)

[1423zxy]

@TheBeautifulDragon

LOL

[fucktardickis]

MAN THE HARPOOONS WHALE AHOY,

WHALE AHOY, WHALE AHOY

captain: where is she first mate?

fist mate: of the port bow

captain: MY GOD IT HAS TO BE OVER 9000 POUNDS!!!!!11!11111!!!!!1!!!!!­!!1!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!­eleven!!!!!!!!

[PotawatomiApiwa]

this is kinda funny to me.

[mecastrawberry]

@shannonbriggs100 Don't shoot her! We need people like her around to make us appreciate the fact that WE were blessed with the gift of common sense.

[superpwned80]

LOLFAT

[shannonbriggs100]

uh, She made The British look fat, f*cking dumb and damn well pathetic....Someone shoot her, Anyone? Great!

[PvtRichardCranium]

@shannonbriggs100 She somehow made the British look stereotypically American.

[Arnes111]

@PvtRichardCranium

Thing is, there are idiots such as these all over the globe, not just in the US. Sure, while the majority MIGHT reside in the US, they exist everywhere.

[abztehbabz]

RED threw a MASTER BALL at wild SNORLAX!

SNORLAX ate the MASTER BALL!

RED ran for his life!

[masterthehate2]

@abztehbabz LULZ

[KitzumiAzora]

LMAO, the deathstar

[darkstarXSI]

hahahahahaha combo #1

[siemka321]

In my childhood i remember when vampires used to suck blood not cock...

[TomeOfBattle]

@siemka321 In my childhood, vampires used to be the scariest thing ever. Immortal soulless bloodsuckers, immune to conventional weapons, super-strong, super-fast, could brainwash you into obedience and could turn into gas to get you - I'd be afraid to brush my teeth in the morning for fear of one getting me from behind.

Now they suck balls.

[WildCatCoyote]

@siemka321 Nah female vampires were always hot. The male ones scare the fuck out of you.

[ivonahumpalot99]

AHAHAHAHAHAA



[mechaart]

1:42 "and you wrote the Mcdonalds menu"

XD

[Prexy198]

her original video made me laugh, this one had me falling off the chair laughing and it is so true

[jegsimmonsproduction]

HOLLY SHIT!!! DOO YOU THINK YOU'VE EATEN ENOUGH TWINKIES AND HO-HOS FATTY!!?!?

[jegsimmonsproduction]

stephen king even said that twilight was scum literature...and lets be honest, King has written some shit novels along with the genius ones, so i think he nows what he's talking about.

[boyuanzhang96]

@jegsimmonsproduction Ahh, but 16 year old girls and faggots won't care. Hell, it's not like America's current generation has a positive IQ anyways.

[P5uedonym]

Man the Harpoons!!!

[Darkfoxle]

Fat british people scare me.

[choonghuh]

funniest shit hahahaha

[Ryokikao]

-Hears whale song.-

[imrude]

LMFAO nice dude.

[WWII4444]

Take to the boats men thar be the vicious moby prick!!!!!

[ChrisMolokini]

MAN THE DEATH STAR! Omfgroflshijd!

[higofyp]

As Dr. Rockzo said, "D-D-D-DAMN! YOU FAT!"

[Saphruikan]

Dude, dick move. People are sensitive about their weight, you shouldn't call your worst enemy fat.

[xoxoRiverTamxoxo]

I don't understand why her opinion is invalidated by your opinion of her looks. It doesn't make sense.

[swordman600]

sound like a rant of the typical twifag "oh this is an amazing book, how dare you insult this Amazing BOOK, it's AMAZING is better than you will ever read. blah blah blah" someone show me the original video so i can bitch this fat ass WHALE. W-H-A-L-E what a good book is

im my OPINION the war hammer 40,000 series is an ok series. like for example it goes into GREAT detail in the books "the soul drinkers omnibus"

the start shall be in my next comment cuz im running out of room

[swordman600]

@swordman600 ok heres the very beginning of the book for you

"In the silence of the vacuum the Corvus assault pod tumble towards the star fort, the curved metal of it's hull studded with directional jets that fired once, steadying it's decent. the pod had been fired on a trajectory that took it halfway across the orbit of the planet Lakonia, which hung bright and cold below. the battle cruiser which had housed it along with the half-dozen other pods glinting against the blackness of space..."

[swordman600]

@swordman600 ok heres the very beginning of the book for you

"In the silence of the vacuum the Corvus assault pod tumble towards the star fort, the curved metal of it's hull studded with directional jets that fired once, steadying it's decent. the pod had been fired on a trajectory that took it halfway across the orbit of the planet Lakonia, which hung bright and cold below. the battle cruiser which had housed it along with the half-dozen other pods glinting against the blackness of space..."

[swordman600]

@swordman600 sorry for the double post BUT THAT IS HOW A BOOK SHOULD BE LIKE

THAT IS THE VERY FUCKING BEGINNING OF THE SOUL DRINKERS BOOK AND YOU DARE CALL TWIFLIGHT AN "AMAZING BOOK" SHUT UP YOU FUCKING WHALE AND READ A "GOOD" BOOK just dont touch the harry potter books or you might catch fire due to touching REAL literature

[blyadko]

@swordman600 Want to see HER double post?

[FlCl3000]

@swordman600 u i liek

[blyadko]

Hey! Where's the end of it? She's the queen of Twilight and we should praying for her.

[OghamTheBold]

She gets 1,000,000 views per year - the average whale gets 0 views

Maybe she is a squirrel - I see squirrels ever day (except rainy days)

Have you ever seen her on a rainy day (that would be evidence)

[catuvelauni]

Can I have your autograph? Boulder from Indiana Jones...

[eakooffire]

Even... dressed... *wiping tears from eyes* ... like a Snorlax!! Her shirt is the same colour! XD

[thedarksun8891]

i'd tap that

[01luvthecomputernerd]

twilight fuckin sucks so shut yo fat azz up.ok. i see this is the remake so good goin! love it

[Tiberiusize]

MAN THE HARPOONS!!!

[Rainleaf13]

...What? XD Why's she getting so butthurt? She didn't write it.

WTF, man. What's with the nutters on the Internet?

[malenkas3]

I can see that could be really beautiful

[babeeshopiez123]

at 0:10 the FAT BITCH CHECKS HERSELF OUT TRYNA BE HOT WTFFF

[doasie]

Man the harpoons?

GET TO DA CHOPPAH

[joe59788]

Less fat jokes gives you more credence.

[grantasas]

UHHHHHHHHMAYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZINNG­GG BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK.

[PicklesRTasty]

Moo

[Wisewomen15]

Why is she so pissed if someone didn't like the book?

[SlapAttackGames]

"Since when do you get what you want by complaining?"

The Egyptians may want a word with you, providing they speak whale.

[THEARBITER641]

Lol she blocked me because I said this in one of her vids:

Wow...

I was jacking off to some awesome asian lesbo porn then I got bored and decided to click on random videos,then I came across this and saw your face.....

thanks for ruining my me time -.-

[deathstyleinc]

thats no death star..

Thats a "Uh MAY ZING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK " Whale.

there endagerd sooo..

Lets donate its body to SCIENCE

[tlowndes2]

SO FAT

[sirenlyfox]

Your humour isn't funny.

[ALUCARDRULES2]

if you are incapable of reaching the treadmill hire someone to tie a twinkie to the end of a treadmill you may then be seen with maybe 10pounds off fat gone and KEEP THE FUCK AT IT -_-

stephanie meyer is no genius.........einstein was a fuckin genious

[Ninaj09]

i don't agree about making fun of her weight. I'm myself overweight and working on loosing pounds. But I agree that she's nuts. She's really creepy indeed

[CricketChan]

I feel bad for the girl because they are making fun of her weight. That's just not fair. I laughed my ass off though :/ It's amazing how people can get so obsessed over shit like this. I've read the series, and my eyes pretty much glazed over. But I needed to read them! It's like a sister pilgrimage to My Immortal! You gotta read it to prove you have brass balls :P And I have to say Renesme is VERY uncreative. Get a fucking brain.

[agisthethird]

Please, keep your angry rants to yourself. just because someone does not like a book or author as much as you do doesn't give you the right to insult them. I for one detest Meyer/Twilight with an unholy passion, but I don't go online and scream the reason's way at everyone. just calm the fuck down

Buffy forever

[Zombie2300]

@agisthethird Cool Story, bro!

[Raegh]

I lol'd . Seriously.

[thirion1850]

A WILD SNORLAX WANTS TO BATTLE!

[kazumazkan]

MAN THE HARPOONS

[niiicckkmaheeya]

anyone else get hungry for mcdonalds after watching this?

[fregardo123]

WIN!

[bigbob572]

UH MAY ZING BOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[krytton06]

im very sorry to do this but...

34 people are very, VERY disappointed.

[Boxghost102]

There is only one cure for being a twitard: make them watch Daybreakers!!!

[HaloLvl43Legit]

MAN THE HARPOONS

[DarkBellatrix]

"MAN THE DEATHSTAR"

The Death Star is alas unavailable at this time, if You would like to book an appointment with the idiot and would like to know as to why this has occurred at this moment of dire need, Press 1 and I shall redirect you hastily to the audacious Rebell responsible. More known by the name and rank of Lieutenant general LUKE SKYWALKER, Mr Skywalker who has merely sentenced this galaxy to destruction by destroying the very weapon that might have saved us all from the damnation.

[camuialexa]

@DarkBellatrix You could always fly near the sun to use the gravitational impulse to reach Warp-10 so you're proppelled back in time and you can bring back the... oh... wrong Star-saga.

[DarkBellatrix]

Press 2 if You are by now so tricken with grief that you see no meaning left in this galaxy to go on and whichever equipment you have choosen to call us on will blow up in your face, thus, if all goes as expected that is dear caller, you shall swiftly leave this galaxy with what scrap of dignity you've got left before it implodes as a cause of the endless human stupidity.

Good day.

[whiteplataeuCEO]

Bella is in fact a Mary-Sue.

[EducatedOWL101]

what can be more annoying than a fat manatee whaling and grunting about twilight. what a disgusting creature. to be honest i dont think people would mind twilight books if it weren't for fat fucks like this ranting about it, not to mention the mind-fucked teenagers who go around believing they're vampires for attention

[THEFIFTHTELLYTUBBY]

UH-MAYZUNG BOOOOOOOhhhhhkkkk

[Moravidd]

My Jebus,

She makes Susan Boyle look attractive.

[Wiltothemax]

She's fat.

[realitysmaster]

@Wiltothemax Nuh-uh. She's big boned. LoL

[pikawars]

LMFAO

[AvatarBliss]

Dude I hate her video aswell, no need to go sizeist just to make a point...the reason her video was so bad was because she's a freaking twilight fan and twilight is the scum of the earth...criticise THAT...