Lita Massage Instructions - Neck, Shoulder, Facial Massage - Long Version

[xNeverGiveUp1]

Lita: Hi

Me: ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ

[kym5366]

RR

[HarrietTumban]

Youtube needs to quit rotating top comments. Shit gets confusing. I miss MakeMeASammich's comment :'(

[Tierren32]

I can use a massage like that to melt the stress away !

[ALittleBitRacey]

No, go on.

[b0ssLaDy78]

13 people are robots.

[TheRegalRolston]

anyone ever notice how much she looks like summer glau?

[Jaqiithebest]

@TheRegalRolston no

[butchward]

Imagine how demented the 13 who didn't like this must be.

[SarabiHawke]

I swear the stress of the day, and realization of the times, just melt away during these videos.

[unclejohn2007]

how can anyone dislike lita ?

[HumorGodz]

I love you lita will you........Talk for me lol.

[HumorGodz]

If anyone has a more relaxing voice than Lita..........LINK

[HumorGodz]

Lita needs to go solo and do home massages in a dark room with me nude......And her giving me a massage!

[HumorGodz]

Holy santaclaus shit what if she isnt good at giving a massage o.O ?!!!!

[tehvaonmas]

This video gave me a brain massage

[P4r4k]

Who the fuck is Make MeASammich?

[Tartersauce101]

Whats super funny is that in every massage video i've seen the 'volunteer' person getting the massage is a super soft bodied woman. The people in my life that would most need a massage due to hard work/stress are the people that never get massages...interesting.

[rgbsax]

Does anybody know how to get rid of the ads that come on when I watch these videos or Bob Ross videos. The ones with loud music. ???

[DoctorDoomFatale]

@rgbsax Use firefox as your browser and download "Adblock Plus" from the mozilla site, then no more ads on youtube or any other site :)

[ZeaMoore4]

Greate video. Realy wish you the best of luck Lita, you deserve it.

[totallybodmin]

I bought the relaxation recordings from Lita's website and they are really good. She has the MOST relaxing voice! The girl on the table in this video makes me giggle - she does look dead lol. But - that is how relaxed Lita makes you!

[Supacalaz]

@makedonas86 ROFL

[P4r4k]

@makedonas86 dafuk man!

[sweetball99]

That voice is soooo relaxing

[awandrew11]

Can't help feeling sorry for both Lita and her lovely daughter who is a big mass to massage!

[ball3rinabab3]

Merry Xmas Lita and to all those who read this <3 xoxo may love peace and joy be with you all

[awandrew11]

Lita has a voice of a thirty-yearold but hands of a seventy!

[edwardwills]

@awandrew11 I thought she was 50s because of her hands

[thrashmetalfiend]

If Bob Ross was still alive and if I had a fortune, I'd hire Lita and Bob as the ultimate "relaxation duo" in times of intense stress.

[Maymona13]

You can be on speed and she still puts you to sleep.

[beautyphone89]

I wish I was that girl =[

[Rorman305]

College final's tomorrow, usually stay up until 5 in the morning, using this to put me asleep so I can actually wake up in time for my exam! Thank you Lita! Also your video's are DA BOMB

[allanm8888]

Her voice is a massage

[Mindelo1979]

Boy she really reaches deep inside of your soul. There is touch to your sympathetic and Parasympathetic nervous system. Thank you. Very very Goog job!! I am literally feeling you giving me a Massage.

From Africa

[nighthawknina86]

lita: "hi"

me: passed out before she finishes saying hi

[SerenaLaurent]

Can't fall asleep. So here I am. Should be asleep in about ten mins. :) Thanks, Lita!

[iceman555444]

10:18

[iceman555444]

Her voice is really soft I wanna massage!

[WayDorian]

@Brandonlivesfor92lol she's from Hawaii I think

[rachelm10100]

I love having my head & ears rubbed more than anything else.. it's the best!

[rachelm10100]

Lita turns her clients into complete putty

[SUNMAYDEN518]

I purchased audios two weeks ago and have yet to receive them. who should I contact?

[bsm6776]

heavenly

[zenistic]

Much improved video image.

[xloveegurlX]

I fell asleep and hit dislike by accident=[

[ificantdance]

@MakeMeASammich Yes. Also, your username is awesome.

[ElisavetfromGreece]

that girl is her daughter??I have the feeling that they look like each other..:)

[Brandonlivesfor92lol]

If I was willing to come to where you were, could I possibly book an appointment with you?

[lukethomson100]

o my god her voice is AWSOME!!!!!!!!!

[DevilBlondBabe]

I love how she say's neck. shoulders and skull. Her voice is just , dear god I can't explain!

[Jaqiithebest]

could watch this every day (:

[porcosdep]

dude i would pay like 300 dollars to get an hour massage from lita... i mean she´s so freaking awsome and surely she has no equal

[Kaitlynx50]

Is it wrong if I have this video memorized? I'm surprised I've been awake through it all to memorize it though, this video is the reason I sleep at night haha

[armenius28]

The army needs here when the aliens invade...thats for sure

[punchmaster123]

Lita i would pay $400 just to have a conversation with you

[bigal1224]

the term "nice long strokes" relaxes me

[TheCostran29]

I use to switch the I and O in instructions. I don't any more because I'm constantly searching "Lita Massage Instructions."

[DeadlyChinchilla]

How can you find someone like Lita near where you live? Where I am all I can find are the super deluxe expensive once-in-a-blue-moon fabulous places, and a bunch of hodge podge Vietnamese run places where they rush through everything. (No insult, thats just how they seem to run them.) I need someone CALM like Lita...

[Sensedog]

I keep coming back to this video for relaxation. And it keeps working.

[CarlaLR74]

The way she says fingertips and shoulders, *sigh* just so relaxing.

[BurnBeforeEating]

Just watching the video and listening to her voice I feel like I'm actually getting a massage. The first time I watched to one of these videos I felt the tension in my upper body release, and my posture was considerably better than usual the next day.

[tyra696]

Lita! Im an ER nurse who works nights. I just purchased some audios to help me sleep. You are amazing!

[Willsterdude3000]

@Tinninches I bet she does- probably 500 pages long!

[TwitterWhisper]

I have been listening to whispers for such a long time.. and have now finally made a channel.

Please give it a quick listen, even if for just 30seconds. You might stick around :). Thank you all in advance for giving me a chance.

/watch?v=URk07lbBNjM

[LittleSquirrelGaming]

@TwitterWhisper OMG!, why would I just listen for 30 seconds, its GREAT! thank you

[Glitt3rbab3]

To receive a massage from Lita is definitely on my bucket list! I bet they cost $1000 though.....sigh.....

[TinnInches]

Lita, do you have a waiting list for clients?

[Sensedog]

Damn, I feel sorry for the four people who "disliked" this clip. The amount of tension that they must be carrying in their neck and shoulders has to be obscene.

[dkatzism]

It looks like this great massage took place outdoors in the evening. How great would that be?

[peterhwangster]

LOL such an impressive analysis by a guy named MakeMeASammich

[DerfturfNY]

"this is the difference between a good massage and a really great massage" no such thing as a bad massage

[whiterat83]

This woman's voice is like opium for your ears.

[astalavisitor]

The lady that talks is so hot, i would give anything to spend a night with her.

[LOGIC42369]

ear massage

[LOGIC42369]

1:42 thought this was going somewhere lol

nice vid, i'm here for the voice!

[purdueguy1212]

im listening to this when i write my book report, lol!

[Soddykins]

3 people thought this was porn.

[fjahmad]

such a beautiful gift :)

[StraightOuttaDC]

While you're responding, do you do massages for ordinary folk like me if I paid a decent price?

[Weedleweeb]

@StraightOuttaDC my dick

[galahad8890]

i relax watching this video! so great- the movements, the voice and, as makemeasammich said, the empathy.

[eddieflashfoot]

I like her vidoes

[Sanggreen]

Such a relaxing voice...

[heroineworshipper]

Should have become a massage video table extra.

[wheeeeethisisfun]

The two people who disliked this fell asleep to Lita's voice, fell on their mouse, and accidentally clicked the dislike button.

[MrSupasexi]

@wheeeeethisisfun lmaoooooo that is honestly the only good dislike joke ive heard

[bitchimgordie]

what i wouldn't give to be a client of yours. i feel like i would melt right through the table.

[fashionistachica]

lita are you still practicing? How do we book an appointment with you ? :)

[lilredhot68]

her voice is the cure to cancer

[gothicniteangel]

Her voice is so soothing as she talks. Awesome vid. I know if i was the person getting this massage, I'd be sleeping ,lol

[mrsspike1]

The clip is only ten minutes and fourty six seconds but in real time how long was this session?

[massageclips2]

@mrsspike1 Hi, this particular video is part of my "Garden Massage" video set which is 1.5 hours long. If you are interested, you can get it at my site: massageclips (dot) com.

[Quinvarius]

@massageclips2 Where is the "Garden Massage Set" on your site? I can't locate it. I see the "Ultimate Massage Set", but this cllip looks different than from that set. Your videos are the most relaxing thing. It makes me wonder if this is how monks feel when they meditate.

[massageclips2]

@Quinvarius Hi, just wanted to let you know that the garden massage set is part of the "Ultimate Massage Set". It's there along with my original "How to Give a Relaxing Massage" video.

[JimTillinghast]

I am so unbelievable happy that this is here!

[fashionistachica]

niiice

[mscellophane002]

lita, i can't seem to purchase your podcasts on itunes. do you know why?

[massageclips2]

@mscellophane002 Well, it's because I don't actually have podcasts for sale on itunes yet! I have only my free ones I put up there. You CAN go to my site and purchase any audios you might want though there: massageclips (dot) com.

[Neequu78]

Yay!!!!

[kanochain]

Do you talk to your patients when you massage them?

[massageclips2]

@kanochain We have some pretty good conversations for sure! Sometimes clients want me to talk, and sometimes just silence though.

[shamanazakura]

@massageclips2

When your ckients ask you to talk they fell asleep in 3 seconds for sure...

[tyra696]

@massageclips2 that would be a toss up.. Usually I prefer silence during a massage. Thinking during a conversation prevents me from reaching a high level of relaxation. Hoever, if Lita was giving the massage, the voice would be an added bonus!!

[Sokua]

I saw "in this clip" but I read "In a coma" and thought- 'Oh I'd definitely be put in a coma after a massage by Lita....'

[Boredyyy]

Glad to see this video, & I hope you'll considering making new massage instruction videos. :o)

[Greenhillclub]

*guy on speaker* "welcome to mcdonalds what can i get you?"

*lita* "can i get a sweet tea with...."

*guy on speaker* "...zzzzz..."

*lita* "sir!?"

[JimB667]

"Hi, this is lllllll.........."

*thud*

[marinesgirll777]

I'm not joking...immediately my eyes got heavy. AHH Good thing you arent a professor, Lita! ;)

[BondoDude]

I've listened to this audio sooooo many times. It ALWAYS relaxes me. Great job Lita, thank you!

[Gdsm9]

Lita, watching and listening to you give a massage is like the most relaxing mind massage on the internet. I think actually getting the massage from you might put me right into a coma. Great videos!

[kymelle]

Mmmmm, looks so relaxing. If lita was giving me that massage, I would pay her double if she narrated like in the video- her voice is delightfully soothing. Thanks for re-uploading his vid. It was one of my favorites

[MakeMeASammich]

The thing about Lita's approach that is truly unique is her ability to really get in tune with the client on a sort of extrasensory level. The sensation is potent enough that it even comes through quite vividly in these videos. That requires a certain capacity for empathy that most people, let alone massage therapists, simply do not have. It really is an amazing thing.

[fashionistachica]

@MakeMeASammich Enough talk already, MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

[elgntlove3]

Never a disappointment! Always amazing! I'm a huge fan! :)

[tlife35]

I am going to try this rountine on my clients. Thanks

[crazywanch101]

I'm so happy I could die.

[bluXXshock]

@crazywanch101 Gaga rules!

[freebrook]

@bluXXshock now, I have to see how Lady Gaga worked her way into this conversation....

[crazywanch101]

@bluXXshock Lol I like a few of her songs, including that one XD

[psychonaut25]

Again uploaded officially! Thanks

[massageclips2]

@psychonaut25 My pleasure! - Lita

[EyeOnTheTV]

I'd hate to say it... but First!