She is the only stand up comedian that has nearly brought me to tears because of her inspirational speeches. Margaret Cho has taught me to love myself and to be proud that I'm different. She is my inspiration, and my idol. <3
Thank you SO much for uploading all of these, and with such good quality and splitting. This is the first time I've watched Margaret Cho and I had to watch the whole thing, even though it's 5:30am now! So amazing.
[rest of her routine:] It's terrible how they do this kind of book. It's awful, I can't look at it. (keeps reading) I know what I said before but it's kind of good book actually. It starts off slow, but about page 15 it really picks up the pace. I like the character. There's Bob & there's Ass Master of course. Ass Master's very mysterious - he's enigma. You don't know what he's thinking. You have to keep your eye on him. Ah, it's a good book - I'm gonna take home - I have to show Daddy!
I can't stop laughing!! I nearly pissed myself laughing and I turned red! ahhh its because of you, Margaret Cho, that these moments happen. I LOVE you!!!
lordy, every time i watch her i need to get some tissues, defog my glasses, have a homo to sit next to so we can hit each other deliriously and my asthma inhaler.
Shucks, alot of the links are down, i didnt manage to load quite a number of parts, does anyone else have this problem too? or am i the only one? haha vamripire pls fix it if u can! i would really like to see the whole thing! Thanks!!
Oh damn this made me laugh so much I feel like 100% better, she's inspiring for not just women but women of size as well. I love how she defines all the predefined standards that are set for certain cultures, women, and other minorities. I love her so much!
I love Margaret Cho so much! She's got a new show she's touring now called "The Sensuous Woman" or something like that... look it up. She's such an amazing performer.
funniest comic since Richard Pryor. IMO. I love this film. When she talks about the personal breakthrough stuff it actually gives me chills. She's so strong. thanks for loading this.
Thank you so much for uploading all of that, laughed a lot and really enjoyed it. You're a star for putting it online. Thank you thank you thank you thank you :)
I just watched all of that and I have to say, she is hilarious, and even beyond that she brings up great messages too! I officially love this comedian now =D
Thanks for that wonderful treat! That was incredible - not only did I laugh my butt off, but my self esteem just rose about 90%. Margaret Cho is hilarious and inspiring. People ought to pay more attention to her. There'd be a lot less misogyny, racism, homophobia - the world would altogether be a better place. Thanks!
It's too bad there aren't more women in show business willing to stick up for us, instead of knuckling under the men's thumbs! Thanks for uploading this--it might just start a new age of equality.
I miss this Margaret Cho : (
I'm proud to be Korean. And no, I'm not gay : )
chuxndunx 2 weeks ago
love the encore
Celie3678 2 months ago
...In the first part there were three guys with "ass master" shirts and said they only liked ass, Judy Garland, and Margret Cho.
entertainme151 3 months ago
That would of been great to see this one live for the first time. I nearly peed when I first saw this. She's one of the greats of our time.
picaflor808 4 months ago
4:54
Ba1mungoftheAzureSky 8 months ago
4:53
Ba1mungoftheAzureSky 8 months ago
I wonder does her mother really tell her those things when she was young.
Whitemilkenator 9 months ago
Thanks for posting all these!
OckGal 10 months ago
"I thought there would be table of contents, then ass! It was just ass right away! I wasn't ready for tha-a-at!!!!"
kimishima1134 10 months ago 5
4:52
kimishima1134 10 months ago
I love this woman because she can make me fall off my chair laughing, stand up and clap with pride, and cry my eyes out from sadness with her comedy.
She's so brilliant and beautful and the world is a better place because of her.
mokshalovely 10 months ago 17
She is the only stand up comedian that has nearly brought me to tears because of her inspirational speeches. Margaret Cho has taught me to love myself and to be proud that I'm different. She is my inspiration, and my idol. <3
musicianforlife8295 1 year ago 10
Amazing! I love Margaret Cho!
2000everett4 1 year ago
Becauso.
ocergnairb 1 year ago 5
Ass...RIGHT AWAY! ROFL!
MissStyk 1 year ago 4
Thank you SO much for uploading all of these, and with such good quality and splitting. This is the first time I've watched Margaret Cho and I had to watch the whole thing, even though it's 5:30am now! So amazing.
Mandala 1 year ago 12
@Mandala Same here, it's my first time watching Margaret Cho, and I just had to finish it P: It's now 3:37 AM here xD She's sooo epic
Jonwpg 1 year ago 4
That book for gay.
FabulousDream 1 year ago 9
lol
cazperryz 1 year ago
An advice from Margaret Cho's mom to all gay men: Have ass in moderation!
KimInLosAngeles 1 year ago 20
@KimInLosAngeles
Which I counter with advice from Fay Harper, from Mercedes Lackey's Jinx High:
"MODERATION IN ALL THINGS, MY ASS!" :-D
tonywrestles2 11 months ago 6
u r amazing-margaret cho!!!
tadugz 1 year ago 2
Paul roves two things. Ass. And Judy Garland.
WorldInPause 1 year ago 4
she sounds like my friends mom when she pretends to be her mom!! xP
alextweetheart 1 year ago 3
gay..........they like ass, lmao, omg, hahahahahahahahaha
jtarantula3390 1 year ago
how the heck was she able to start stand up comedy at age 16? O.O is that even possible???
buenfiesta82 1 year ago
@buenfiesta82
of course its possible its called open mic nights
missypissy6983 1 year ago
What happened to the table of contents? xD
RozenMaidenFan 2 years ago
I love the table of contents! Love you CHO!
polishspring1 2 years ago 3
''he like ass and judy garland''
HAHAHA
YES ! I love judy
originalbitches 2 years ago 9
glorious pitt stains haha
love you margaret!!!!!
carrotcake365 2 years ago 4
loved the show. Thanks so much for posting it!
kocelot12345 2 years ago 8
Previous generations had Bob Hope, Woody Allen, Richard Pryor - We've got Margaret Cho, who can hold a stage with the best of them. You go girl!
captnswing 2 years ago 7
"I thought there would be table of content, then ass"
GENIUS, cho!
tu11 2 years ago 17
[rest of her routine:] It's terrible how they do this kind of book. It's awful, I can't look at it. (keeps reading) I know what I said before but it's kind of good book actually. It starts off slow, but about page 15 it really picks up the pace. I like the character. There's Bob & there's Ass Master of course. Ass Master's very mysterious - he's enigma. You don't know what he's thinking. You have to keep your eye on him. Ah, it's a good book - I'm gonna take home - I have to show Daddy!
SHRIAO 2 years ago 12
I isn't ready for this! Rofl
Whitemilkenator 2 years ago 4
Margaret Cho is so cool and funny !!! GO CHO!!!!!!!!!
1ofmeNlotsofU 2 years ago 4
IM SO CURIOUS ABOUT ASS MAS...
0dour 2 years ago 5
"Ass Master."
Karliang 2 years ago 5
ooh crap that was funny i was dying just now
khmerkeo123 2 years ago 6
I can't stop laughing!! I nearly pissed myself laughing and I turned red! ahhh its because of you, Margaret Cho, that these moments happen. I LOVE you!!!
Winteredrose5162 2 years ago 4
step aside Einstein.
pure genius!
clubheadxtasy2 2 years ago 2
lordy, every time i watch her i need to get some tissues, defog my glasses, have a homo to sit next to so we can hit each other deliriously and my asthma inhaler.
lucieblack 2 years ago 13
Margaret Cho is awesome!
NoriesW 2 years ago 4
I love when she imitates her mom. XDDD
HitomiKarasu 2 years ago 13
CHO RULES!
-Sn0wFreak is a tard.
deabrat 2 years ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
shes shit
its not atall funny why are they all laughing
like just imagine a normal guy saying oine of these jokes it wouldnt be funny atall
Sn0wFreak 2 years ago
You don't find it funny that her mom looks at a gay porn magazine and screams???
HiroyukiNishino 2 years ago 4
Tell me, what's your definition of 'normal'?
A white guy?
It's all in her delivery, her background, who she is that adds to the hilarity.
ChiakiKomatsu 2 years ago 11
but then again, a 'normal guy' probably won't be saying any of these jokes
Harliprilarlar 2 years ago 2
because a normal guy wouldn't have her timing and delivery.
cylenka 2 years ago 9
I LOVE YOU, MARGARET.
I am a Korean-American. I find (some) women intoxicating. You bring tears to my eyes (as well as stomach cramps...). I adore you.
Thank you for such strength, honesty. I love you, Margaret...
hun615 2 years ago 17
anyone who can tell me where i can buy some of her shows on DVD?? please;o)
blackkiki112 2 years ago
amazing
boyspuros 2 years ago 5
They like ass too much! They need ass in moderation! WOOOOOT Margaret Cho fuckin rocks!
thevaultcrew 2 years ago 7
is it possible to pull a muscle from laughing so hard ROFL
xKawaiiGrlx 2 years ago 8
Margaret u rock my world.
icantakeit 2 years ago 11
She is the most intelligent comedian I've seen, absolutely hilarious.
revbol83 2 years ago 18
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The sweaty armpits at the end are hilarious..
Azurju 2 years ago
hahahah I want to meet her mom!!!
evillttlimp 2 years ago 18
Oh Margaret! If I were str8 I'd fuck you blind, but I have to watch the Judy Garland Show on DVD! LOVE YOU!!!
brian85013 3 years ago 15
She's slutosexual, go for it
Crabjesus 3 years ago 10
"There's just ass right away!! I wasn't ready for that! I thought there would be table of contents!" Tooooo Funny! Thanks for posting the show!
sunnystace81 3 years ago 12
I CAN'T BE DRINKING OR EATING IF I WATCH THIS, there should be a caution...I almost died...LAUGHING OUT LOUD!
gymnastjay 3 years ago 9
IM SO COORIOS ABOUT ASS MAS...
0dour 3 years ago 13
she's great. parts of it when she turned 'truthful' were really beautiful. and the rest was a camp trashtalking hot mess XD
!!!!!!!!!!!!MARGARET CHO!!!!!!!!!!!
Shanniquitie 3 years ago 16
I can't watch it again straight away, my stomach is hurting to much from laugfhing.
jakobfrederik 3 years ago 9
high 5 man rofl
Miruchisan 3 years ago
He like ass and Judy Garland, and that's all!! WHAT KIND OF LIIIIIIIIFE IS THAT? hahahaha I laughed so hard.
hotwaiter 3 years ago 10
Vamripire for President for posting all of this!!! Thank you!!! And Margaret Cho for Queen of the world!!!!
gyqz 3 years ago 11
Ass, Judy Garland, and Margaret Cho.
CosmicNoodleDancer 3 years ago 8
Bahahhahahaaa This has to be my favorite of all her acts xD
Styroksi420 3 years ago 4
I'm so proud of her, she makes me wanna be better :)
fleurstube 3 years ago 19
"I thought there would be table of contents, then ass!" LOL
beergirl20 3 years ago 129
"I wasn't ready for dat!!"
Lmao
mcrXninjaXyo 3 years ago 25
I've always wondered what her mom actually sounds like... I love Margaret Cho!
mkmtrumpeter 3 years ago 9
I love her impersonations of her mother. ^_^
Zukitty 3 years ago 101
She is such an inspiration! She shares her stories and yet, she is such a polished performer. What an awesome woman. I look up to her so much.
RoseyDanes 3 years ago 14
OMFG -laughs my head off-
izakdude 3 years ago 6
"I wasn't ready for that!" LOVE IT!
MinkStoler 3 years ago 7
what are "poppers?"
jimmymastiff 3 years ago 2
an upper
upstageproductions 3 years ago
a drug taken to usually make you loosen up so its easier to have anal sex(thats what im told anyway).
raincoathaveli 3 years ago 3
That makes sense too. The first place I heard about "poppers" was in Queer as Folk. They use it a lot.
Elysia07 3 years ago 7
I read that it was a drug taken to make the high you got from another drug, better.
Elysia07 3 years ago
OH MY GOD I LOVE MARGARET CHO SOOO MUCH
thelatter 3 years ago 4
I love her she is the best ever
Kwanusela 3 years ago 4
Thanks for uploading this vamripire.
Ahnyanka 3 years ago 5
thank you for uploading this!!
Linnyea 3 years ago 2
Table of contents! LOL hahha
blu887 3 years ago 3
Shucks, alot of the links are down, i didnt manage to load quite a number of parts, does anyone else have this problem too? or am i the only one? haha vamripire pls fix it if u can! i would really like to see the whole thing! Thanks!!
awyang 3 years ago
I saw her tonight here in Vegas. Fricken' halarious from start to finish. My stomach hurt the whole time!!!
lasvegasdj 3 years ago 5
I think the encore was the best part!
luvmuzik03 3 years ago
vamripire, thanks for the monologue good laughs and some awareness too ^-^
tamaragranger 3 years ago 4
Oh man...by the time this was over I was keeled over and couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard.
dilon03 3 years ago 2
I think this is her best tour out of all of them :D
RootBizzle 3 years ago 3
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Did anyone else notice the sweat pools under her arms when she waved to the crowd? Gross!
But she is awesome, and I love her comedy.
artemisfair 4 years ago
Ok, well why don't you stand under untra hot lighting, project your voice to a massive auditorium and move around a LOT and try not to sweat then!!
Betcha can't! ;oP
bubbachix 3 years ago 9
I wasn't trying to be rude. I personally wouldn't be on stage to begin with, but I can see your point.
artemisfair 3 years ago
bitch, shut the fuck up...just watch
spiritpunker 3 years ago 7
you are pleasant.
artemisfair 3 years ago 6
this is like the one zillionth time im im randomly watching this particular clip. its just too damned funny. "mommy gonna look at book!".
heeheh
sexboywonder 4 years ago
"You got to have ass in moderation, otherwise....it not special!"
Haha I love it!
thesongwithinme 4 years ago 3
THE fag hag of all history
judy garland is but shit on her shoe
MeesNukk 4 years ago 4
now now!! lets be careful!!;)
sexboywonder 4 years ago 3
lol XD also theres kathy griffin who is really funny too and has a large gay fan base.
tamaragranger 3 years ago 3
thank you so much for uploading!
way2funky4u2 4 years ago
Fantastic! Shes hilarious - brilliant, brilliant woman. That made me laugh so hard.
rrlg1 4 years ago 8
an absolute inspiration
0dour 4 years ago 7
this woman is so fucking amazing
saved32106 4 years ago 17
Oh damn this made me laugh so much I feel like 100% better, she's inspiring for not just women but women of size as well. I love how she defines all the predefined standards that are set for certain cultures, women, and other minorities. I love her so much!
kyuutatsu 4 years ago 16
i love three things Ass, Judy Garland, and Margaret Cho
gdog8790 4 years ago 21
thank you so much for posting this show, I enjoyed every minute of it! :DD
alaskapollock 4 years ago 11
assmaster? i'm so curious!
mommy gonna look at assmaster now...
scatterbrainedfloozy 4 years ago 15
FUCKEN EH!
NEWFSTAH 4 years ago
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"ulgy", eh?
MelloMarcher16 4 years ago
I love Margaret Cho so much! She's got a new show she's touring now called "The Sensuous Woman" or something like that... look it up. She's such an amazing performer.
hugheyhudson 4 years ago 6
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!1
0dour 4 years ago
ow coca cola came out my nose i laughed so much,
"AAAAGGHHH ha ha ha ha, i wasnt ready 4 that!"
Ramsgate15 4 years ago 11
drinking fluid while watching a standup is never a good idea!
santa4nt 4 years ago 12
margaret cho is awesome.
missjre 4 years ago 2
margaret cho's the best XD i couldn't stop laughing XD
and i love her mum ptdr
yellowstark 4 years ago
yay 10 out of 10 finish line!
grlprpl19 4 years ago
I thought there would be table of contents then ass LOL
arockystart 4 years ago 3
OH HELL YES!! 1 through 10 she is fking awesome!
caster001 4 years ago
damn, i watched 1 thru 10.
i fuckin' love miss cho.
miss cho 'n miss griffin'! =)
tribalzbakla 4 years ago
haha i did too. she is just great.
rizzolicious 4 years ago
Brilliant work! Thank you so much.
Tytal 4 years ago
Oh yeah, and I'm sure you're Brad Pitt, right?
nadi1010 4 years ago 3
You should rather judge his character, and as far as I can tell he's a pretty boring person.
Don't stoop to his level and judge his appearance.
Baldurpet 4 years ago 4
uhh no she isn't
Coal125 4 years ago
OMG I love her! Thanxs for sharing this! You Rock! I think I just peed a little!
wowapsu3 4 years ago
ditto! except for the peeing...
poopstaind 4 years ago
I just burned off tons of calories from all this laughing. She's spectacular.
parismatch 4 years ago 4
i know wot u mean they shud make ppl who feel bad watch this, it heart warming and u lose ounds frm laughing lol
Ramsgate15 4 years ago 2
They like ass SO much they don't know what to do!
-ass in moderation
ethefair 4 years ago
"The smell that takes me back, is the smell of balls in pantyhoes..."
AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
scaranj0410 4 years ago
God, she rules.
Ardenwolfe 4 years ago
'im so cuhrios about ass mas..'
0dour 4 years ago
funniest comic since Richard Pryor. IMO. I love this film. When she talks about the personal breakthrough stuff it actually gives me chills. She's so strong. thanks for loading this.
clifford25 4 years ago
She RAWKS!!!! Thanks sooo much for uploading this - I would kill to see her live!!!
ikorainbow 4 years ago
Paul and I would get along lmao. I love cock and judy garland lmmfao.
charmedfreak1988 4 years ago
She is so fucking funny XD I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE TABLE OF CONTENTS!! XD
bitchboy2006 4 years ago
"if you have ass all the time, then it's not special!" LOL
drunkpaula 4 years ago 5
sighhh...Assmaster...
bakasushi19 4 years ago
I cannot stop watching these clips over and over again. This is probably my 50th time. I love Margaret-noonah so much!!! "I'm so QrheeUs!!!!" LOL
Wickedfannumber1 4 years ago
I know!!!! Over and over and over and over!!!
PreciousEarthquakes 4 years ago
watched all ten of the clips from this show, i loved it all, shes is awesome.
guynaz928 4 years ago
yeaah, thanks 4 uploading
i love margaret!
darklady8 4 years ago
u are effing awesome for uploading that!!!!
punkrock383 4 years ago
Thank you so much for uploading all of that, laughed a lot and really enjoyed it. You're a star for putting it online. Thank you thank you thank you thank you :)
misteral 4 years ago
Margaret is inspirational. She's a role model.
nexypointy 4 years ago 2
She totally is. :)
CallMeAce 4 years ago
Thanx for uploading!! Margaret is so hilarious!!
jason22az 4 years ago
I had no idea she was this many different kinds of awesome!
moodring54 4 years ago
I just watched all of that and I have to say, she is hilarious, and even beyond that she brings up great messages too! I officially love this comedian now =D
dream4eternity77 4 years ago
LOL! "If you have ass all the time - then it's not special!"
cityboyz1uk 5 years ago
THANKS FOR UPLOADING!
iloveelectropop 5 years ago
That. Was so awesome. and she is amazing.
Thank you so much for posting this!
smilingeyes25 5 years ago
Thanks for that wonderful treat! That was incredible - not only did I laugh my butt off, but my self esteem just rose about 90%. Margaret Cho is hilarious and inspiring. People ought to pay more attention to her. There'd be a lot less misogyny, racism, homophobia - the world would altogether be a better place. Thanks!
jbetando 5 years ago 2
I feel the same way.
vegafem 5 years ago
same here!
CirtolthielMelethnin 4 years ago
It's 3.27amin the morning...I should be in bed, but instead I'm watching this and loving it. Thanks for uploading!:)
mercyriddle 5 years ago
oh wow thanks for uploading!!
PeelingWallpaper 5 years ago
i love you so much for uploading this i don know what to do!
southpark87 5 years ago
Contains one of her most famous (and one of my favorite) lines of hers: "I so curious!".
mikeInMpls 5 years ago
It's too bad there aren't more women in show business willing to stick up for us, instead of knuckling under the men's thumbs! Thanks for uploading this--it might just start a new age of equality.
MicroWorldLover 5 years ago
AHH! this was so hilarious. She rocks!!! I never knew she was this funny! thanks for posting. you rock too!
mips12 5 years ago
oh yeah this was freaking awesome, thank you sooo so much! :)
nefertum 5 years ago
"Ass in mederation" HAHAHAHA
It's just so true.. lol
williammcginnis 5 years ago
"Gay...they like ass. They like it so much, they don't know what to do. I think they like ass too much"
LMAO
You rock for putting up the whole thing!
iamawunderkind 5 years ago
yay...finally someone put the whole thing on youtube...thanx!
latinoantonio 5 years ago
Yes thanks for posting the entire thing!!!! :) :) :) :)
xyboyms 5 years ago
Thanks for uploading the whole show. It was fantastic!
allimac 5 years ago
Thanks for putting this up! I loved it! :D
edgecrushergod 5 years ago