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  • I miss this Margaret Cho : (

    I'm proud to be Korean. And no, I'm not gay : )

  • love the encore

  • ...In the first part there were three guys with "ass master" shirts and said they only liked ass, Judy Garland, and Margret Cho.

  • That would of been great to see this one live for the first time. I nearly peed when I first saw this. She's one of the greats of our time.

  • 4:54

  • 4:53

  • I wonder does her mother really tell her those things when she was young.

  • Thanks for posting all these!

  • "I thought there would be table of contents, then ass! It was just ass right away! I wasn't ready for tha-a-at!!!!"

  • 4:52

  • I love this woman because she can make me fall off my chair laughing, stand up and clap with pride, and cry my eyes out from sadness with her comedy.

    She's so brilliant and beautful and the world is a better place because of her.

  • She is the only stand up comedian that has nearly brought me to tears because of her inspirational speeches. Margaret Cho has taught me to love myself and to be proud that I'm different. She is my inspiration, and my idol. <3

  • Amazing! I love Margaret Cho!

  • Becauso.

  • Ass...RIGHT AWAY! ROFL!

  • Thank you SO much for uploading all of these, and with such good quality and splitting. This is the first time I've watched Margaret Cho and I had to watch the whole thing, even though it's 5:30am now! So amazing.

  • @Mandala Same here, it's my first time watching Margaret Cho, and I just had to finish it P: It's now 3:37 AM here xD She's sooo epic

  • That book for gay.

  • lol

  • An advice from Margaret Cho's mom to all gay men: Have ass in moderation!

  • @KimInLosAngeles

    Which I counter with advice from Fay Harper, from Mercedes Lackey's Jinx High:

    "MODERATION IN ALL THINGS, MY ASS!" :-D

  • u r amazing-margaret cho!!!

  • Paul roves two things. Ass. And Judy Garland.

  • she sounds like my friends mom when she pretends to be her mom!! xP

  • gay..........they like ass, lmao, omg, hahahahahahahahaha

  • how the heck was she able to start stand up comedy at age 16? O.O is that even possible???

  • @buenfiesta82

    of course its possible its called open mic nights

  • What happened to the table of contents? xD

  • I love the table of contents! Love you CHO!

  • ''he like ass and judy garland''

    HAHAHA

    YES ! I love judy

  • glorious pitt stains haha

    love you margaret!!!!!

  • loved the show. Thanks so much for posting it!

  • Previous generations had Bob Hope, Woody Allen, Richard Pryor - We've got Margaret Cho, who can hold a stage with the best of them. You go girl!

  • "I thought there would be table of content, then ass"

    GENIUS, cho!

  • [rest of her routine:] It's terrible how they do this kind of book. It's awful, I can't look at it. (keeps reading) I know what I said before but it's kind of good book actually. It starts off slow, but about page 15 it really picks up the pace. I like the character. There's Bob & there's Ass Master of course. Ass Master's very mysterious - he's enigma. You don't know what he's thinking. You have to keep your eye on him. Ah, it's a good book - I'm gonna take home - I have to show Daddy!

  • I isn't ready for this! Rofl

  • Margaret Cho is so cool and funny !!! GO CHO!!!!!!!!!

  • IM SO CURIOUS ABOUT ASS MAS...

  • "Ass Master."

  • ooh crap that was funny i was dying just now

  • I can't stop laughing!! I nearly pissed myself laughing and I turned red! ahhh its because of you, Margaret Cho, that these moments happen. I LOVE you!!!

  • step aside Einstein.

    pure genius!

  • lordy, every time i watch her i need to get some tissues, defog my glasses, have a homo to sit next to so we can hit each other deliriously and my asthma inhaler.

  • Margaret Cho is awesome!

  • I love when she imitates her mom. XDDD

  • CHO RULES!

    -Sn0wFreak is a tard.

  • You don't find it funny that her mom looks at a gay porn magazine and screams???

  • Tell me, what's your definition of 'normal'?

    A white guy?

    It's all in her delivery, her background, who she is that adds to the hilarity.

  • but then again, a 'normal guy' probably won't be saying any of these jokes

  • because a normal guy wouldn't have her timing and delivery.

  • I LOVE YOU, MARGARET.

    I am a Korean-American. I find (some) women intoxicating. You bring tears to my eyes (as well as stomach cramps...). I adore you.

    Thank you for such strength, honesty. I love you, Margaret...

  • anyone who can tell me where i can buy some of her shows on DVD?? please;o)

  • amazing

  • They like ass too much! They need ass in moderation! WOOOOOT Margaret Cho fuckin rocks!

  • is it possible to pull a muscle from laughing so hard ROFL

  • Margaret u rock my world.

  • She is the most intelligent comedian I've seen, absolutely hilarious.

  • hahahah I want to meet her mom!!!

  • Oh Margaret! If I were str8 I'd fuck you blind, but I have to watch the Judy Garland Show on DVD! LOVE YOU!!!

  • She's slutosexual, go for it

  • "There's just ass right away!! I wasn't ready for that! I thought there would be table of contents!" Tooooo Funny! Thanks for posting the show!

  • I CAN'T BE DRINKING OR EATING IF I WATCH THIS, there should be a caution...I almost died...LAUGHING OUT LOUD!

  • IM SO COORIOS ABOUT ASS MAS...

  • she's great. parts of it when she turned 'truthful' were really beautiful. and the rest was a camp trashtalking hot mess XD

    !!!!!!!!!!!!MARGARET CHO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I can't watch it again straight away, my stomach is hurting to much from laugfhing.

  • high 5 man rofl

  • He like ass and Judy Garland, and that's all!! WHAT KIND OF LIIIIIIIIFE IS THAT?  hahahaha I laughed so hard.

  • Vamripire for President for posting all of this!!! Thank you!!! And Margaret Cho for Queen of the world!!!!

  • Ass, Judy Garland, and Margaret Cho.

  • Bahahhahahaaa This has to be my favorite of all her acts xD

  • I'm so proud of her, she makes me wanna be better :)

  • "I thought there would be table of contents, then ass!" LOL

  • "I wasn't ready for dat!!"

    Lmao

  • I've always wondered what her mom actually sounds like... I love Margaret Cho!

  • I love her impersonations of her mother. ^_^

  • She is such an inspiration! She shares her stories and yet, she is such a polished performer. What an awesome woman. I look up to her so much.

  • OMFG -laughs my head off-

  • "I wasn't ready for that!" LOVE IT!

  • what are "poppers?"

  • an upper

  • a drug taken to usually make you loosen up so its easier to have anal sex(thats what im told anyway).

  • That makes sense too. The first place I heard about "poppers" was in Queer as Folk. They use it a lot.

  • I read that it was a drug taken to make the high you got from another drug, better.

  • OH MY GOD I LOVE MARGARET CHO SOOO MUCH

  • I love her she is the best ever

  • Thanks for uploading this vamripire.

  • thank you for uploading this!!

  • Table of contents! LOL hahha

  • Shucks, alot of the links are down, i didnt manage to load quite a number of parts, does anyone else have this problem too? or am i the only one? haha vamripire pls fix it if u can! i would really like to see the whole thing! Thanks!!

  • I saw her tonight here in Vegas. Fricken' halarious from start to finish. My stomach hurt the whole time!!!

  • I think the encore was the best part!

  • vamripire, thanks for the monologue good laughs and some awareness too ^-^

  • Oh man...by the time this was over I was keeled over and couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard.

  • I think this is her best tour out of all of them :D

  • Ok, well why don't you stand under untra hot lighting, project your voice to a massive auditorium and move around a LOT and try not to sweat then!!

    Betcha can't! ;oP

  • I wasn't trying to be rude. I personally wouldn't be on stage to begin with, but I can see your point.

  • bitch, shut the fuck up...just watch

  • you are pleasant.

  • this is like the one zillionth time im im randomly watching this particular clip. its just too damned funny. "mommy gonna look at book!".

    heeheh

  • "You got to have ass in moderation, otherwise....it not special!"

    Haha I love it!

  • THE fag hag of all history

    judy garland is but shit on her shoe

  • now now!! lets be careful!!;)

  • lol XD also theres kathy griffin who is really funny too and has a large gay fan base.

  • thank you so much for uploading!

  • Fantastic! Shes hilarious - brilliant, brilliant woman. That made me laugh so hard.

  • an absolute inspiration

  • this woman is so fucking amazing

  • Oh damn this made me laugh so much I feel like 100% better, she's inspiring for not just women but women of size as well. I love how she defines all the predefined standards that are set for certain cultures, women, and other minorities. I love her so much!

  • i love three things Ass, Judy Garland, and Margaret Cho

  • thank you so much for posting this show, I enjoyed every minute of it! :DD

  • assmaster? i'm so curious!

    mommy gonna look at assmaster now...

  • FUCKEN EH!

  • I love Margaret Cho so much! She's got a new show she's touring now called "The Sensuous Woman" or something like that... look it up. She's such an amazing performer.

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • ow coca cola came out my nose i laughed so much,

    "AAAAGGHHH ha ha ha ha, i wasnt ready 4 that!"

  • drinking fluid while watching a standup is never a good idea!

  • margaret cho is awesome.

  • margaret cho's the best XD i couldn't stop laughing XD

    and i love her mum ptdr

  • yay 10 out of 10 finish line!

  • I thought there would be table of contents then ass LOL

  • OH HELL YES!! 1 through 10 she is fking awesome!

  • damn, i watched 1 thru 10.

    i fuckin' love miss cho.

    miss cho 'n miss griffin'! =)

  • haha i did too. she is just great.

  • Brilliant work! Thank you so much.

  • Oh yeah, and I'm sure you're Brad Pitt, right?

  • You should rather judge his character, and as far as I can tell he's a pretty boring person.

    Don't stoop to his level and judge his appearance.

  • uhh no she isn't

  • OMG I love her! Thanxs for sharing this!  You Rock! I think I just peed a little!

  • ditto! except for the peeing...

  • I just burned off tons of calories from all this laughing. She's spectacular.

  • i know wot u mean they shud make ppl who feel bad watch this, it heart warming and u lose ounds frm laughing lol

  • They like ass SO much they don't know what to do!

    -ass in moderation

  • "The smell that takes me back, is the smell of balls in pantyhoes..."

    AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • God, she rules.

  • 'im so cuhrios about ass mas..'

  • funniest comic since Richard Pryor. IMO. I love this film. When she talks about the personal breakthrough stuff it actually gives me chills. She's so strong. thanks for loading this.

  • She RAWKS!!!! Thanks sooo much for uploading this - I would kill to see her live!!!

  • Paul and I would get along lmao. I love cock and judy garland lmmfao.

  • She is so fucking funny XD I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE TABLE OF CONTENTS!! XD

  • "if you have ass all the time, then it's not special!" LOL

  • sighhh...Assmaster...

  • I cannot stop watching these clips over and over again. This is probably my 50th time. I love Margaret-noonah so much!!! "I'm so QrheeUs!!!!" LOL

  • I know!!!! Over and over and over and over!!!

  • watched all ten of the clips from this show, i loved it all, shes is awesome.

  • yeaah, thanks 4 uploading

    i love margaret!

  • u are effing awesome for uploading that!!!!

  • Thank you so much for uploading all of that, laughed a lot and really enjoyed it. You're a star for putting it online. Thank you thank you thank you thank you :)

  • Margaret is inspirational. She's a role model.

  • She totally is. :)

  • Thanx for uploading!! Margaret is so hilarious!!

  • I had no idea she was this many different kinds of awesome!

  • I just watched all of that and I have to say, she is hilarious, and even beyond that she brings up great messages too! I officially love this comedian now =D

  • LOL! "If you have ass all the time - then it's not special!"

  • THANKS FOR UPLOADING!

  • That. Was so awesome. and she is amazing.

    Thank you so much for posting this!

  • Thanks for that wonderful treat! That was incredible - not only did I laugh my butt off, but my self esteem just rose about 90%. Margaret Cho is hilarious and inspiring. People ought to pay more attention to her. There'd be a lot less misogyny, racism, homophobia - the world would altogether be a better place. Thanks!

  • I feel the same way.

  • same here!

  • It's 3.27amin the morning...I should be in bed, but instead I'm watching this and loving it. Thanks for uploading!:)

  • oh wow thanks for uploading!!

  • i love you so much for uploading this i don know what to do!

  • Contains one of her most famous (and one of my favorite) lines of hers: "I so curious!".

  • It's too bad there aren't more women in show business willing to stick up for us, instead of knuckling under the men's thumbs! Thanks for uploading this--it might just start a new age of equality.

  • AHH! this was so hilarious. She rocks!!! I never knew she was this funny! thanks for posting. you rock too!

  • oh yeah this was freaking awesome, thank you sooo so much! :)

  • "Ass in mederation" HAHAHAHA

    It's just so true.. lol

  • "Gay...they like ass. They like it so much, they don't know what to do. I think they like ass too much"

    LMAO

    You rock for putting up the whole thing!

  • yay...finally someone put the whole thing on youtube...thanx!

  • Yes thanks for posting the entire thing!!!! :) :) :) :)

  • Thanks for uploading the whole show. It was fantastic!

  • Thanks for putting this up! I loved it! :D

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