"I am here to stay. I think you and I will get along very well, I am going to make you do things, hurt people. We will be together until the end. Forever."
"But now I am someone else. I was in your house. But then I saw you sleeping on the couch. I took off all of my clothing and ----- --- you, feeling the heat of your body along mine like a sidewalk warmed by the sun. But now I am inside of your mind. The television commercial opened up a part of your sleeping mind and it was like a black hole. It sucked me in. You will wake to find my mindless corpse on the floor by the couch, and a new voice inside your head."...
@3rdeye7thdimension That scares me then. He likes those "this is my Pee pee songs" plus he never does anything original. He uses others Idea's and get Money for all you watching it.
@TheMontanaDave I'm not sure who you're referring to; If it's this user that produced this odd fake commercial, I don't quite see how he's making money off of it, and if it's HouseholdHacker, I don't understand why you're anticipating enjoying his humor, and becoming disappointed by it...
Acting now in no way constitutes a call to action. You can and should remain on your couch for the duration of this commercial. You're asleep right now aren't you? I am trying to warn you. You need to wake up. There is someone in your home right now, someone is standing over you, watching you breathe.They yearn to reach out and touch your soft, milky white skin. A hint of the curve of your breasts peeks out from beneath that over-sized SeaWorld t-shirt. On no --
"--r mind. The television commercial opened up a part of your sleeping mind and it was like a black hole. It sucked me in. You will wake to find my mindless corpse on the floor by the couch, and a new voice inside your head. I am here to stay.--"
Great job. I thought it was very well done, produced, sound, grafics, edited, etc. Hilarious as well. Even the 'acting' was exceptional for what is usually on YouTube.
About half way into it...the F-Bomb that was thrown in there. Why? It didn't contribute to the humor. And, it eliminates a huge potential audience. Most people wouldn't play this around kids... say age 16 and under. Too bad the f-bomb is in there. My opinion? This was fantastic, ruined with that one word.
@pooprovks Look you little punk... instead of spending all your time on YouTube with your stupid oreo page that no one cares about, and looking to insult people, thinking you're funny or smart (which you're not either of)... how about you spend some time trying to make at least one friend in your life. You're thinking, "Friend? What's a friend?" But... you can't control yourself, you little freak. You'll HAVE to respond to this, won't you? LOL. You're a fool.
@CommercialTalk Your junior high school response is as bad as this pick up the phone video clip. You know what I think of you and this lame video... here, lemme tell you: bla bla bla bla bla, I don't care. Weep weep, cry cry... now get back to doing your homework or playing your xbox, kid.
pooprovks wrote to me: "yeah, shut the f up you white knight." You know, I wrote a really nice comment about this video post. And I got CommercialTalk and pooprovks writing crap to me. Obviously, they're both obviously written by teenagers - wasting my time. Now, I have to turn of my email alert - so I don't have to deal with annoying kids who don't have friends. Now, go ahead & respond, type all your rude, crude junk - I won't be getting email alreat anymore. Have fun, punks.
@thefallsatnewyork I liked you're comment... But to be honest I personally think it wouldn't of had the same effect if that guy popped up and said " pick up the darn phone" or just "pick up the phone!" Also this is on the internet, there is a lot more worse stuff to hear and see that gets a lot more attention from children.
Acting now in no way constitutes a call to action. You can and should remain on your couch for the duration of this commercial. You're asleep right now aren't you? I am trying to warn you. You need to wake up. There is someone in your home right now. Someone is standing over you, watching you breathe. They yearn to reach out and touch your soft milky white skin. A hint of the curve of your breasts peeks out from beneath that over-sized SeaWorld t-shirt. Oh no --
thank you so much! jesus christ im watchin tv those fukkin commecials come on and its all a wash of blah blahblah blah blahh blah blah. it doesnt matter what theyre saying. it just goes on n on hey buy this shit hey buy this shit. chek out the commercial for lunsetra. someones in bed, a moth comes in the window and they go to sleep. fer criss sakes! kill me
Very tim & eric - LOVE IT :D!
TheAdamTowers 4 weeks ago
I miss you, waverly. :'(
GeminiDoodle 1 month ago
How odd.. My phone is ringing.
cotybarker 2 months ago
i really want to know what was under the phone at 0:54?
topspin13 2 months ago
who are these guys, are these the people that did wondershowzen?
xxtiaan 2 months ago
But.... Who was phone?
briani4735263 2 months ago
"I am here to stay. I think you and I will get along very well, I am going to make you do things, hurt people. We will be together until the end. Forever."
RandomGuyRabbit 2 months ago
Most of the fine print from 0:28
"But now I am someone else. I was in your house. But then I saw you sleeping on the couch. I took off all of my clothing and ----- --- you, feeling the heat of your body along mine like a sidewalk warmed by the sun. But now I am inside of your mind. The television commercial opened up a part of your sleeping mind and it was like a black hole. It sucked me in. You will wake to find my mindless corpse on the floor by the couch, and a new voice inside your head."...
RandomGuyRabbit 2 months ago 2
scary
TheBombIsMan 3 months ago
Sea world tee-shirt!?
RedDaVincy 3 months ago
For some reason this really reminds me of Roybertito's v=7JW133F0AK4
lbr218 3 months ago
Редкая тупость
Revovka 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
SB
DreamJJ1989 3 months ago
OMG OMG OMG OMG at 0:06 after he said all you had to do is pick up the phone my phone RAN
EpicPwnge 4 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF !!!
lukas91100 4 months ago
lulz
ToiletStruggle 4 months ago
a hard time understanding the like to dislike ratio hmmmm humour is gone
matty2429123 4 months ago
HouseholdHacker, WTF I guess he gets paid to recommend this garbage! Stop wasting our damn time.
TheMontanaDave 4 months ago
@TheMontanaDave
Or this is just his type of humor.
3rdeye7thdimension 4 months ago
@3rdeye7thdimension That scares me then. He likes those "this is my Pee pee songs" plus he never does anything original. He uses others Idea's and get Money for all you watching it.
TheMontanaDave 4 months ago
@TheMontanaDave I'm not sure who you're referring to; If it's this user that produced this odd fake commercial, I don't quite see how he's making money off of it, and if it's HouseholdHacker, I don't understand why you're anticipating enjoying his humor, and becoming disappointed by it...
3rdeye7thdimension 4 months ago
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TheMontanaDave 4 months ago
@TheMontanaDave Obviously the majority of the people so far enjoy it, including myself. You have no sense of humor. If you do, it's broken.
michaelhaydenbell 4 months ago
Still this is one of the most random shit I've ever seen! Brilliant!
CFDeath 4 months ago
this is one of the stupidest fucking thing i ever saw
90aMiN90 4 months ago
pick up the bufone lol
vancel111 4 months ago
I only watched this because of HouseHoldHacker.....
XxZdarkyZxX 4 months ago 3
What was this about..?
Daemonheims 4 months ago
--- THE TEXT UNDER PHONE NUMBER:
Acting now in no way constitutes a call to action. You can and should remain on your couch for the duration of this commercial. You're asleep right now aren't you? I am trying to warn you. You need to wake up. There is someone in your home right now, someone is standing over you, watching you breathe.They yearn to reach out and touch your soft, milky white skin. A hint of the curve of your breasts peeks out from beneath that over-sized SeaWorld t-shirt. On no --
Variablez14 4 months ago 3
thumbs up if house hold hacker brought you here
snichy1234 4 months ago
wowowowow whats with the cumshot at 00:27
skistar70 4 months ago
wowowowow whats with the cumshot at :27
skistar70 4 months ago
this phone number is real u can get a $100 rebate on walmart best buy etc
550Kesha 4 months ago
Best thing maybe... EVER!? (after picking up a phone)
bobjenz 4 months ago
Retarded faggots. Thumbs WAY down.
ParkParkParkPark 4 months ago
@ParkParkParkPark Troll harder.
PYR0NinjaPXG 4 months ago
Watch the guy's phone cord at 0:20 onward for that scene... What in the hell was his phone doing to make the wire go nuts like that!?! O_O
Vinny2142 4 months ago in playlist Greatest Hits
Dial These numbers! '477474747382934982350491384029850944238590348560394093485'
fallomoko 5 months ago
@fallomoko 3
thegmanyo 5 months ago
This is, has been, and will be one of my favorite videos of all time. I never get tired of it.
starbuckswhorism 5 months ago
I picked up my phone.... Still broke as shit.
kittysqueezer 5 months ago
1:16 .... thats what happened to the people who have disliked this video.:I
diannamarinelli12 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@diannamarinelli12 stop trying to get people to like your comment
seanbemand269 6 months ago
you stood over my sleeping self and touched my boob O_o
TheBoomdoom 6 months ago
Fucking deranged.Lol
iNeedaDolla 6 months ago
@toughgirl132 Here's the rest of the text at 0:28
"--someone else--"
"--along mine--"
"--r mind. The television commercial opened up a part of your sleeping mind and it was like a black hole. It sucked me in. You will wake to find my mindless corpse on the floor by the couch, and a new voice inside your head. I am here to stay.--"
shalomamigos 6 months ago
Great job. I thought it was very well done, produced, sound, grafics, edited, etc. Hilarious as well. Even the 'acting' was exceptional for what is usually on YouTube.
About half way into it...the F-Bomb that was thrown in there. Why? It didn't contribute to the humor. And, it eliminates a huge potential audience. Most people wouldn't play this around kids... say age 16 and under. Too bad the f-bomb is in there. My opinion? This was fantastic, ruined with that one word.
thefallsatnewyork 6 months ago
@thefallsatnewyork yeah, shut the fuck up you white knight
pooprovks 6 months ago
@pooprovks Look you little punk... instead of spending all your time on YouTube with your stupid oreo page that no one cares about, and looking to insult people, thinking you're funny or smart (which you're not either of)... how about you spend some time trying to make at least one friend in your life. You're thinking, "Friend? What's a friend?" But... you can't control yourself, you little freak. You'll HAVE to respond to this, won't you? LOL. You're a fool.
thefallsatnewyork 5 months ago
@thefallsatnewyork Im sure the "f bomb" wont harm children in anyway. You might wanna take your head from out of your ass and live a little
CommercialTalk 6 months ago
@CommercialTalk Your junior high school response is as bad as this pick up the phone video clip. You know what I think of you and this lame video... here, lemme tell you: bla bla bla bla bla, I don't care. Weep weep, cry cry... now get back to doing your homework or playing your xbox, kid.
thefallsatnewyork 5 months ago
@thefallsatnewyork youtube comments: serious business
CommercialTalk 5 months ago
pooprovks wrote to me: "yeah, shut the f up you white knight." You know, I wrote a really nice comment about this video post. And I got CommercialTalk and pooprovks writing crap to me. Obviously, they're both obviously written by teenagers - wasting my time. Now, I have to turn of my email alert - so I don't have to deal with annoying kids who don't have friends. Now, go ahead & respond, type all your rude, crude junk - I won't be getting email alreat anymore. Have fun, punks.
thefallsatnewyork 5 months ago
@thefallsatnewyork *off
CommercialTalk 5 months ago
@thefallsatnewyork I liked you're comment... But to be honest I personally think it wouldn't of had the same effect if that guy popped up and said " pick up the darn phone" or just "pick up the phone!" Also this is on the internet, there is a lot more worse stuff to hear and see that gets a lot more attention from children.
AlexanderHynes 5 months ago
0:55 oh my god there is something xDDD
1:16 Pick up the EAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Loool
Leonard74123 6 months ago
Whaaaaat da fuuuuuuuuuck!?!/
tipwilkin 6 months ago
1:00-1:03 xD
trentwilson7777 7 months ago
0:00 - 1:30 best line ever XD
i just couldn`t choose which is the funniest!
If you pick up the like bar you will get a million dollars!
RCTMADNESS 7 months ago
the strange thing is that i really pick up my phone after watching this video.....
nicu313131 7 months ago
What the fuck just happened?
mrJaredkb47 7 months ago
Cracked.
WastelandGamer 7 months ago
How is 0:09 wrong? He still pick up the phone.
isPOOThoovy 7 months ago
this freaked me out
diseasedbeast 8 months ago
I wish I could read the smallest small-print. All I can make out is "Now I am..."
grail68 8 months ago
One of the funniest, yet most disturbing things I've ever watched
grail68 8 months ago
lol pick up the fucking phone
797left4deadfreak797 8 months ago
i picked up my phone and didnt get squat :/
holyshizzlefilms 9 months ago
No matter how many times I watch this, I laugh, HARD.
FatalKnight60 9 months ago 5
My favourite part is when he picks up the phone. :'D
LostAsTheSea 10 months ago 39
lol at 1:05
Pacothediscoking 11 months ago
0:28 read the small print under the phone number
12Youknowit 11 months ago 64
@12Youknowit good thing im not white
RonaldPritipaul 4 months ago
@12Youknowit WHAT THE FUCK
Izlandzadi14 4 months ago
dudes, i dunno what's wrong with you but i love it
that bare chest guy appearing touching the phone is epic!!
Terminchiator 11 months ago
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Zentraedi75 11 months ago
Total mind fux. I'm gonna go Jack off now k thx
firebat128 1 year ago
Heeeeey, you can see the girl cracking up at 1:20.
My faith in nightmarish commercial spoofs is shattered.
fahbs 1 year ago
'Are you tired of this kind of commercial?"
*an ad pops up in the video.
YES!!!
Gondaldin 1 year ago
This is one of the most seriously fucked things I have ever seen
grail68 1 year ago
this reminds me of tim and eric
jayfiver 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
pick UP the phone.
lukeloseth 1 year ago
PICK UP THE FUCKIN PHONE!
LMAOOOO!
MissSupaModel 1 year ago
1:17 HAHAHAHHAHAHA
willamation 1 year ago
thumbs up if u picked up your home phone after this
MrMusicman1819 1 year ago
@MrMusicman1819 sweetttttttt faggggootttttt!?!?! hahaha
3316jp 1 year ago
pick up the *scream!* i loved that part lmao
GreySkyOmega 1 year ago
Hello? 1 Million dollars!?!!!?!?!?
imraw17 1 year ago
Zalgo.
EnigmaticUnseen 1 year ago
@EnigmaticUnseen ḨE͞ ̵C͠O̡M̨E̶S̡
Judes6647 1 year ago
@Judes6647
Hello? Zalgo!?
A MILLION DOLLARS!?!?
Scorpion14 1 year ago
@Scorpion14 THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
Judes6647 1 year ago
@Judes6647
*Phone Puppet*: MEEEEE!!!!
*cha-ching sound effect*
Scorpion14 1 year ago
@Scorpion14 AW SHIT!
Judes6647 1 year ago
reminds me of tim and eric
tgd02 1 year ago
if you pause at :27 and read the fine print...its pretty funny...and creeper...but still funny
SkylineofStorm2 1 year ago
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
SanasSweetMode 1 year ago
It's really hard to get this to come up on a Youtube search now.
Leviskardsen 1 year ago
this is amazing. but doesn't that girl look like gwenyth paltrow?
SmadaLeinad 1 year ago
. . . ok
kibafangirl10 1 year ago
1:05 at the end on the left side. The Situation??
TheFearlessPuppy 1 year ago
@TheFearlessPuppy Left, right, yeah who cares
turreu 1 year ago
I can read the first small bit it says "now I'm someone else, I was in your house
catsnamesqueak 1 year ago
One of YouTube's all time best.
Daghead 1 year ago 3
i want to pick up the phone
Katana9990 1 year ago
hey im no genius i just had a phone and i picked it up and now im a millionare and i have a million phones *gasp* why dont you pick up your phone?
ZippyRagu 1 year ago
Acting now in no way constitutes a call to action. You can and should remain on your couch for the duration of this commercial. You're asleep right now aren't you? I am trying to warn you. You need to wake up. There is someone in your home right now. Someone is standing over you, watching you breathe. They yearn to reach out and touch your soft milky white skin. A hint of the curve of your breasts peeks out from beneath that over-sized SeaWorld t-shirt. Oh no --
ZippyRagu 1 year ago 5
what is this I don't even.... :O
denim3s 1 year ago
that turned into nighmare fuel near the end
Sterski1 1 year ago
Commercials on crack. XD
lolticklemepink 1 year ago
that guy must be so baked!
skatefallsmash1 1 year ago
can i call? lol
SuperCutiegirl101 1 year ago
More people should see this video.
iambehindthemirror 1 year ago
WTF have I smoked?
fnorgen 1 year ago
This is worth more than 300,000 views!!
Datelesswonders 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha LMFAO!!!! If your stupid videos are this funny now, I can't imagine how hilarious they'd be while high....
kylwntr 1 year ago
My penis is fulfilled
cretinhop25 1 year ago
*whispering* IM.....SO.....SCARED.....
Ghostface2point0 1 year ago
AB-SO-LUTELY! GREAT JOB!
fprostudios 1 year ago
lol. dude, do not call the fucking number at 0:30. it's a freaking phnoe sex line. LOLOLOL. i called it and some hot chick was talking to me.
wtfninjaboy1222 1 year ago 3
@wtfninjaboy1222 lol the woman at 1:21 started laffing. i never noticed that before.
wtfninjaboy1222 1 year ago
@wtfninjaboy1222 serious? wtf lol
datmanflyliketeca 1 year ago
@datmanflyliketeca yes, srsly. lol
wtfninjaboy1222 1 year ago
@wtfninjaboy1222 How do you know she was hot? It could have very well been a middle-aged fat woman looking to make a few extra bucks.
MonicaFilms 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha pick up the AHHHH XD
davidealessio 1 year ago
1:16
yz85zak 1 year ago
These guys are genius.
NyashaMe 1 year ago
thank you so much! jesus christ im watchin tv those fukkin commecials come on and its all a wash of blah blahblah blah blahh blah blah. it doesnt matter what theyre saying. it just goes on n on hey buy this shit hey buy this shit. chek out the commercial for lunsetra. someones in bed, a moth comes in the window and they go to sleep. fer criss sakes! kill me
adzug 1 year ago
still the best video on youtube
alhertz 1 year ago
Pick up the fucking phone! rofl
midgeamoo 1 year ago
lolwut?
Bionuker 1 year ago
"Pickup-a meeee!" :D
DeusEx3 1 year ago 3
hahahahahahah "pick up the AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" tooo funny
NewGuinea228 1 year ago
1:18 ROFL
EXHellfire 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
This is t he stupidest YouTube video that I've ever seen.
corbinq27 1 year ago
but it's so fucking good
benja54 1 year ago
oh my God... there's something under the phone.
hahhaha. i love this.
redskittles34 1 year ago 2
awesome......u guys are hilarious man.....rock on
misterrioussallu 1 year ago
This is exactly like tim and eric.
ToddlerObliterator 1 year ago
0:14 nipples?
readthisquestion 2 years ago
I LMAO EVERYTIME I SEE THIS!
"pick up the AHHHHHHHH" Amazing
HHNMovies 2 years ago 64
@HHNMovies hahahaha omg I know right? lol. fricken amazing. its too funny
acousticchang 1 year ago
@HHNMovies I did everything you told me too. JUST DIAL THESE NUMBERS!!
228575768686954049837374505058687907--332983834949506-=4948576
imraw17 1 year ago
Phone: "Pick up a meeeeeeee!"
mrchuckmorris 2 years ago 4
it was a phone
PSISonic 2 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LOLZ
spinzer127 2 years ago
Dial these numbers!
378256285629560161705610266123741278681261
saltystuff 2 years ago
actually it's
44747473829349823502985049138402985094238590348660394865093485 and then a miniscule 8
wsdash92 2 years ago
oh god! and I thought I needed to get a life
squidgirI 2 years ago
well, you probably still do. (just like anybody else on youtube)
LukZen 1 year ago
The miniscule 8 is hidden on the back of the phone.
ToddlerObliterator 1 year ago
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!
SanguineNL 2 years ago
ya gotta wonder what the guy who thought up this ideas friends were thinking when he pitched the the video idea
Sarge174 2 years ago 3
pick up the OUAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!favorite part
CrownedMask 2 years ago
lol, that scream was wierd
Sawyer8456 2 years ago
the scream scared me LOL
Angel5983 2 years ago
1:01
bucket636 2 years ago
1:01 wow lol
bigboy45665 2 years ago
are u tired of this kind of commercial? lol
Sammythepie 2 years ago
Oh my God!
There is something under the phone!
funtimegroup 2 years ago
lol
PCowned 2 years ago
They must be answering the call of Cthulhu.
YlrucApmarg 2 years ago 49
@YlrucApmarg hahaah
Cotundrem 1 year ago
0:45 made me laugh out loud.
Pick up a meeeee!
Awesome!
shamurevolt 2 years ago
EYES ARE WATCHING
nowinlushcolor 2 years ago 5
OOO my fkking god.
MaoriMandy 2 years ago
Pick up the AAAAAAA
pickyerpoison 2 years ago 2
hello A MILLION DOLLARS
somekindawizard 2 years ago 2
dial these numbers! /waves arms, the number 3 appears.
lukeloseth 2 years ago 2
PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE!
SuperRiku551 2 years ago
I tried it all I heard was a buzzing sound :(
Shadowkiller1243 2 years ago
Duh, you have to wait for it to ring first
carlrs15 2 years ago
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE!
LMFAO you guys are perfect
MattyQStudios 2 years ago 2
y dont they make any vids like this anymore
maybe it was because they didnt get the views :( ahwell we still have this archive
steveg28hotmail 2 years ago
I remeber when i used to watch waveryflams everyday last year - what happened this is gold :')
CerysTabethxxx 2 years ago
buy our DVD and read ALL of the tiny text!
waverlyflams 2 years ago 22
Okay.
Skullmiser 1 year ago
@waverlyflams CONSIDER IT DONE!
NaveedKoval 1 year ago
i love the TINY print...it says something like "you need to wake up theres a man.." "youre milky white skin breathing oh yes...oh no" XD
frederickbabyyeah 2 years ago 2
there is a phone on my desk. Should i pick it up?
podthegod 2 years ago
1:18 IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
MattyQStudios 2 years ago
pathedic
ttma8097 2 years ago