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  • You could have at least made an effort to make these jokes funny

  • A prioricity doesn't imply theism. Even Kant admitted that. Sorry.

  • What an aratiomalist

  • what the hell? is this nephlimfree's twin brother?

  • Let's see.....

    God killed people including women and children in a great flood

    God approves slavery

    God hates homosexuals

    God is okay with murder

    God turned Egypt's water into blood, and killed all of their firstborn

    God condones and approves rape

    I like this God guy he seems to be a real nice fellow : D

    Dunno what I'm talking about? Thinking I'm lying? Then read the bible more you fucking christian

  • err.. yeah... the only thing I can think of saying that you will understand- doo doo head, you go call doctor, he give candy, he take you pretty white room, you go better! :D

  • Atheists Jack & Jill

    Went up the hill

    to fetch a pail of logic

    Athesim fell down

    & once again broke-down

    & Dawkins, Stalin, Hitchens & Mao,

    Came tumbling down.

    The laws of logic can't b scooped up in a pale; they r non-material/fixed; only theism provides the pre-necessities for the laws of logic. Theism is certain

  • @anthonymilessee

    Upon the heavens which have given me only hell… I will have i will have my revenge.

    From the very start, no one was standing in heaven,

    not you, not me, not even god.

    But the emptiness in heaven which is to hard to endure shall end,

    because one day, I will stand in heaven.

    And upon the heavens which have given me only hell… I will have i will have my revenge and you will all know fear .

  • @Alucard9692010. nope.

    u get a F for Fail in ontology

    F in epistemology

    the good news is all your rants presuppose theism for atheism lacks the a priori essentials to account for the laws of logic required for intelligibility

    repent and find forgiveness for your self-hating pale soul

  • @anthonymilessee

    You get an F in Humor.

    Repent and find a sense of humor for your self-hating mind.

    It is quite funny that a channel based on jokes on what he perceives as atheists, does not recognize a intentionally atheist old school stereotypical comment, posted just for a laugh.

    Best regards,

    Me.

  • There's really not that much difference between atheists and theists when you think about it. Atheists don't believe in god because they have no reason to believe, and theists believe for no reason.

  • @anthonymilessee yes you are so right.

    magic and fairytales answer our questions and make us comfortable and feel good about ourselves so they MUST be right.

  • Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

    Catch some logic by the toe

    If it's Matter let it lay

    In a bucket for a day

    Yet hard & physical it is not

    For Yes is Yes & not: no

    Thus the irrational atheist does not know.

    - Atheists cannot account for the Non-Material, immutable, atemporal Laws of logic, God who is: Non-Material, immutable, atemporal does, thus atheism is self-refuting.

  • When I was a kid I used to pray to god every night for a new bike. Then I realized that god doesn’t work that way so I stole a bike and ask god to forgive me 

  • @Alucard9692010 xD humans are so awlsome

  • @Alucard9692010 and your profligate heart has grown darker and darker as you embrace wickedness as well as irrationality in an attempt to lie to yourself. typical

  • u need to go to a mental house ur obviously deluded

  • i can the cross the road

  • yeah.. these jokes kinda hold for christians, not atheists, since christians don't make much sense.

  • EPIC FAIL!!

  • What a load of crap. I dont mind you taking the fun out of atheists, but at least try and make it funny. FAIL.

  • Amen

    

  • wrong.

    theistic epistemology & claims can't be defeated by autonomous opinions and personal experience, nor by empiricism since they examine the mandatory preconditions that make human experience intelligible.

    since the laws of logic are necessary to make experience intelligible, one can't examine mere experience to undermine laws of logic considering intelligible experience presupposes laws of logic. thus A can't be A & Non-A at the time/way. God alone furnishes the preconditions.

  • the laws of logic are universal, unchanging, and non-physical and the physical only, always changing, non-universal cosmos could not produce them nor account for them, only the God of the Bible is universal, unchanging and has universal power, reach and knowledge to ground the necessary laws of logic.

    repent of your alogical anti-theism and come to truth and expiation

  • This man will die a virgin.

  • What if the Muslims are right anthonymilessee? Are not you scared of such an occurrence? Would you not face eternal damnation? Wouldst thou not face the raging boner of infinite thrustage with little more than once penth of yearn?

  • do you really believe yourself to be intelligent

  • The only thing that is non-physical, change-less, universal, and timeless is a vacuum, absence of everything, there for god is a vacuum hence nothing.

  • This is one of the dumbest videos I have ever seen

  • An atheist and a christian lived next door to each other. The christian had a meager job, plain wife and a crap car. The atheist had a nice job, great wife and a luxury car.

    The Christian prayed constantly for his life to be as good. But his life progressively went down hill while the atheist kept getting more and more. One night the christian cried out to god Why does he get everything and you do nothing for me? And god answered Because he doesnt bug the shit out of me!

  • wastinAway072

    yep and that type of induction explains the reason Christian America has been so prosperous while we protect the girly-men of europe/canada from bad guys - USA = most Xn nation = most powerful/wealthiest nation

    Father Darwin had many sons

    Many sons had father Darwin

    Nietzsche, Hitler, Stalin, Mao

    So say atheists let's kill more now

    Stalin, Mao Castro Kim

    For atheism killed 'bout 100 million

    Atheism doesn't possess an abs. univ. ground 4 morals, thus they luv to kill.

  • What does that have to do with anything? Killed FOR ATHEISM?? Show me proof of any deaths being done in the name of atheism! Just because someone is an atheist, it doesnt mean everything they do is FOR atheism. Now, turn the table and lets see how many people have been slaughtered in the name of religion... oh wow... BILLIONS!! Nice try.. But major FAIL!

  • Have you ever heard of the Crusades or Inquisition? What about the Salem Witch trials? How many people have been murdered in the name of God?

  • Wow! Anybody think he's just pissed about having been born GAY and forced to deny it for 40 or so years?

  • bummerFourtySeven

    nope knucklehead, gays r doomed and just cuz u love your limp wristed dopey boyfriends, doesn't make it morally right. plus all arguments that attempt to deny theism, presupposes theism to make their argument possible. the attempt to refute theism presupposes the invariant, timeless, non-material, universal, unremitting laws of logic which the invariant, timeless, non-mat. univ. endless God supplies the necessary preconditions. God's existence is necessary.

    and u know it

  • You're insane. Your example of A not being A was false. Yes, the other side of the road isn't A, that makes sense, but it isn't not A in the sense that it is and isn't A like you're implying. The one side of the road is A and the other is not. Because the subject changed the logic is still flawless, you're simply interpreting it wrong. Frankly I'd be surprised if you still didn't understand, but eh... guess that joke is on you.

    Also, use you're thesaurus better for your comments.

  • nutball9465,

    If your blathering made any sense, then you wouldn't understand what you were saying. Talk about insane----

  • Yet you didn't explain where my blathering was wrong. Point it out and I'll see if I can explain it.

    The comment was a response to a "joke" in the video. If you don't know what my comment was aimed at then I can see the misunderstanding, but the logical absolute in question is still flawless.

  • mr dud goes out in a whimper, not a bang

  • That was supposed to be funny?????

  • no but knuckleheads who believe in atheism r irrational kooks and r good for laughs

  • Um, how does one believe in atheism?

  • By assuming they are autonomous.

  • i dont mean to sound stupid what is atheism

  • Atheism is either a outright denial of God's existence, or simply a lack of faith in the existence of God.

    It is the opposite of theism, which affirms the existence of an infinite, eternal, unchanging God as the creator and sustainer of all things.

    The former worldview predicates all things on the ultimate meaninglessness, purposelesness, and worthlessness of all things; whereas the latter believes that all things are charged with meaning, worth, and purpose.

  • Wow, way to troll on the atheists buddy :/

    just so you know not every atheist is the same, you god lovers get pissed when we stereotype you, then stop stereotyping us... i fucking hate it when ignorant fucks think their better because they "found god"

    i know more about your religion than you do, Ive read the bible 3 time the book of Mormon the karan... etc i am well informed about your region...

  • Yeah, you are so well informed that you apparently don't know to capitalize the "B" in Bible, and that none of the alternate spellings of the Qur'an are "Karan".

    And you are calling theists "ignorant f#@$!"?

  • because atheism is totally a religion

  • atheism = a theism = away from an imaginary tyrannt = no religion

  • lol atheists dont account for the laws of logic? and also if u go to any college or grad schools u will notice that probably a good 4/5 of all the students dont believe in god so how can u say that atheists have less then half a brain? if anything they over analyze everything and cannot go with a spiritual teaching

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  • wow... some jokes are really offensive

  • Wow... This is really stupid...

  • It was obviously tailored for atheists...so they can keep up, you know?

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • one more intelligent, well-researched and cogent argument from the non-theists

  • it's your Black and white thinking that i was revering to...

    So i geuss your reasoning is that if a guy Loves another guy is gay ? does that mean you would wanna be fucked by your Dad (or any other father figure?) what if your Dad is gay? (just came out of the closet)

    realy the dumest statments ever made are always made by theists, iam just mirroring your statement.

    seriuosly why don't you idiots die off allready ? your just holding the rest of us back !

  • Wow, first some incoherent rambling about gays and father figures, and then an expression of the kind of hate that theists believe atheism generates.

    That's right folks, you won't find any thing like "bless those who curse you" in atheism, only cursing: "seriously why dont you idiots die off already?" (MrDuDe)

  • maybe it would help if you knew what you were talking about...

    and you know that believe has always stood in the way of progress !! don't try to deny that

    And with "Die off" i mean Natural selection (oh the ironie), it's gonna happen sooner or later (though preferbly sooner) or you drag all of us down with you in the Armageddon you pray for so much.

  • That's even funnier, an atheist talking about "progress", as if an atheist had any objective way to measure such a thing.

    As for your "ironie" (I assume you meant "irony"), the emphasis is on the fact that you want us to die off, not how you want it to happen.

    And talk about irony, right after saying you hope I will die off Darwinian style, you impute to me a hope for Armageddon. It sounds like you have hopes of your own for Armageddon - Darwin style.

  • iam so sorry to hear that... i didn't realize you where born without a brain.

    no objective way to measure progress ?? have youv'e been paying any atention to the REAL world ???

    And yeah... Irony (oh boy, iam gonna Burn in Hell for that one huh !?)The Irony being that one thing that you Deny most will be the end of you.

  • And you realy don't know what your'e talking about do you ? There is no Armageddon in Evolution (Darwinian or not) Anywhere, in fact that goes completly agianst Evolution ! But your big book of fairy tales calls for the End of the World as being a " good thing" (well for the 0,something % that happend to have picked the exact right religion anyways)

    And i can see how you got the " Die off" part wrong so let me make it clear now: I do not wish for anyone to die but for the ignorance to die off

  • MrDud,

    The idea that the "real world" has progressed begs the question. The only thing the "facts" show is that things have changed, but whether or not that change is properly evaluated as "progression" as opposed to "digression" assumes some kind of a standard. Where, pray tell, do Armageddon-seeking-evolutionis­ts like yourself get such a standard? If everything is changing, then you have no fixed standard by which to measure and evaluate change or identify the outcome as a "GOOD thing."

  • And yes, evolutionists like yourself have an eschatology, whether it be the comparatively shorter term armageddon of religious people "dying off", or the long term death of EVERYONE when the Sun goes bust.

  • allright , because you can clearly not think for yourself ill give one realy easy one to start you off: Medical Science has increased life expactansie bij 100%

  • But you have no basis for assuming that this is progress. After all, for you progress has already been defined as the dying off of believers. But now you have just said that the life expectancy of people (which would include believers) has been increased. Sounds like a bad thing on your principles. ....

  • Unfortunately for you, you don't have any objective standards. All you can do is assert your atheism, and then turn around and borrow from the Christian worldview a belief in things like human dignity. On your principles, increasing life expectancy is ultimately of no account. People are OBJECTIVELY worthless on your principles.

  • wow you like to tell everyone what they believe don't you ? seriously this is not a discusion worth having if you keep trowing in your strawmen

  • It isn't hard to see why you are done here. Obviously you can see how stupid you now look, and so can everyone else. It is better not to continue and make yourself look more foolish.

  • Allright that's it

    1. There's no objective way to measure Good or Evil

    2. There IS a objective way to measure Progress (it doesn't matter if it's Good or Evil) When you live Longer it is Progress, when you can communicate with someone from across the globe where a few years ago you couldn't It's Progress

    3. We KNOW the sun will Bust, that doesn't mean we WANT it to

    4. The end of ignorance (and therefore Religion) will elimate bigotry and discrimination and therefore benifit the rest of mankind

  • 5. Evolution and Astronomie ARE NOT THE SAME THING

    6. You can't argue agianst evolution if you know nothing, NOTHING about it (a fact that you clearly demostrated)

    7. Christians DO pray for the end of the world, Just tune into one of your religious channels

    8. The only thing Christianty has realy ever done is a little era known as THE DARK AGES

  • 5. Never said they were.

    6. Odd that you make no effort to DEMONSTRATE your claim here.

    7. I'm a Preterist, so this is inapplicable to me.

    8. The science you boast about was a product of Western Christendom....Post Tenebras Lux.

  • I'm afraid science is mostly in spite of christianity. The church persecuted many endeavors into science and discovery (simple things like the theory of gravity and the use of electricity). Sadly, they still do this, like with the theory of evolution... not that it stops most people anymore. The churches influence still holds sway over many issues, but as far as science, most people laugh when the church tries to dabble in it.

  • Mr. Dud,

    If you can understand this response (unlike the last ones), then THAT will be progress. As it is, so far you have been kind of thick.

    1. To say there is no objective way to measure good and evil conflicts with your condemnation of bigotry in your point 4.

    2. We are not talking about "examples" of progress, but the standard by which it is measured to be progress. As it is, you assume it is good for us to communicate with people around the world, but why? By what standard?

  • 3. Saying we know the Sun will bust but we don't want it to is hardly convincing since we know that you at least want it to bust for a certain group of people. (see your point 4 again).

    4. Why didn't the "end" of religion bring about your mythical utopia under stalin, Mao, and other atheit butchers of the 20th century?

  • whats the diffrence between an atheist and a gay. Most gays are atheists but most atheists arent gays.

  • most atheists love gays.

    man who loves a gay = a gay person

    a gay person needs repentance as do wife-cheating hetros

  • wait... sooo does that make you God ? you know... sinse you Luuuve him and all...

  • a person who loves gays is a homosexual as much as loving your children makes u a pedophile

  • agreed

  • there are some funny jokes, but then you start the philosofical path, and then it(s not funny anymore, the jokes get too long and you start to use too much difficult words a joke should be like (note i am an atheist but this will be a joke about atheist just for you):

    An enlightend atheist, a deluded atheist, santa claus and a fairy have a race, who wins? the deluded atheist because the rest are imaginary

    See, 5 rules tops that's short (funny? maybe, maybe not)

  • this suck

  • dhCrackHead333

    thanks

  • wow, thanks for being a complete douche. this video does suck, its not funny at all, and its obvious by the ratings. way to be mature and not call me silly names because someone doesnt like your video

  • dhCrackHead333

    excellent points

  • IF YOU THINK THAT

    anthonymilessee IS A PRICK, A BIBLE-THUMPING NUTSACK, A DOUCHE, A DICK, AN ASSHOLE, A NARROW-MINDED IDIOT, OR ANY COMBINATION OF THOSE INSULTS, SPAM ALL OF HIS VIDEOS WITH THIS!!!!!

  • KookKoox23

    looks like i hit a nerve - now just repent from all your deviant, odious, self-refuting, wickedness and find healing and forgiveness for your rotten grimy soul

  • no, you didnt hit a nerve, but I was trying to.

  • i guess i couldn't hit a nerve on a ctenophora

    repent and find the sapience inside your slimy gloom-filled soul

  • lol, again you dont pay attention to my other comments. IM A CHRISTIAN!!! I just thought this was annoying and defied the basic principles that America was founded on, like free religion and speech. I dont know about whatever backward country your in, but it seems pretty damn twisted from here.

    your lack of intelligence amuses me.

  • Why would we do that? what would that accomplish? we would merely do the same as the creationist votebots. SO suggestion rejected :p

  • we would piss him off, thats what we would accomplish

  • KookKoo23

    nope - but feel free,

    make sure u flee from your transgressions, wickedness and iniquity first and shake off your madness and come to God

  • *see personal message*

  • for once a dopey atheist with a 1/2 brain.

    dont forget to repent; especially when your nightmares wont go away and you are shaking like a wind blown leaf w/o aim or rationality - quaking in utter freight of your up coming doom

    u are a freighted little girl who needs comfort and truth

  • You're one sad fucked up bastard.

  • thanks

    and your profanity doesn't shock or awe, but it reflects the filth and rubbish inside your dark angry hate-filled heart

  • I don't intend to shock you. I couldn't give a toss about you, I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, you have demonstrated what a small-minded jerk you are. The more fucks and cunts appear on your pages the lower YouTube will rank the fucker. It's shit simple, rather like you.

  • one more atheist who professes hate and words which manifest his wickedness and profligacy

    so flee from the irrationality of fake atheism

  • I bet his heart is only angry and full of hate towards you and the filth and rubbish is just that revenge hes planning on you.

    if you want anyone to accept the crap you shove down their throat, try doing it without insulting them massively first, it might go over a bit better! you also might want to try returning the conversation in a grown-up kind of way, the crap you say tends to piss people off!

  • Lol. I just realised you're not actually a christian, you're just making fun of the limited views of evangelists..

    Gosh xD

  • GirlMiscreant

    u will reap what your profligate soul sows

  • that was pretty fuckin retarded, I cant even watch the whole thing simply because its so stupid.

    I dont think I have ever seen a worse youtube video.

  • KookKooX23

    thanks

    from a non-theist it's a compliment

    if a donkey kicks, i look at the source

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  • mmk, are you making fun of religion or supporting it? im kinda tired at the moment and for some reason I forgot what I thought earlier........

    I cant tell because the video is just so bad... its a spongebob poster accompanied by a whiny nasally guy telling bad jokes. I dont know if thats you or you just secretly filmed it.

    tell me because im tired.

  • KookKooX23

    no, just try repenting form you insane self-impaling worldview and stop all your self-loathing and find forgiveness form your wickedness

  • excuse me dickhole, but I am a christian who leads a very happy life. I simply thought this was stupid, useless and offensive, you bible thumping nutsack.

  • KookKooX23

    yah right.

    just repent of your silliness and evil doings

  • the only "evil" I ever do is beating the shit out of bible thumping nutsacks who think they can shove the bible down my throat when im already a christian.

    just quit being a prick and let the atheists have their opinion, its AMERICA, not IRAQ! wasnt the country founded on the ideals of free opinions? if someone doesnt want to take the crap that you try to shove up their ass, THEN DONT MAKE THEM!

    why dont you try moving out of the bible belt and see how many people take your crap?

  • Nope.

    You are stuck in and encased in sin and misery and u hate yourself almost as much as u hate truth - flee from all your antinomian foolishness and hatred

  • I think he's trying to make fun of atheism, and failing. But it it's hard to tell, he isn't doing anything to bolster any position. If he was on my side I'd tell him to fuck off too.

  • MJW

    leaves us with one more profound and well reasoned contention for atheism.

    the goodnews is atheism requires, utilizes,and presupposes theism inasmuch as atheism must use the laws of logic and only theism grounds the universals and immutables, and perfections of the immaterial laws of logic

  • yeah, even his comebacks to our comments are stupid... I dont care who he sides with as long as its not me because hes a total douche. why dont you pm me so we can continue to make fun of his faggotry without the stupid comments?

  • Only joke on this whole page is you

  • that's what my boss says too

  • Christianity and Islam have been at war for 2000 yet neither side has won, seems to me like you're both wrong. Christianity and organised atheism have been at it for a few years and already american churches have lost over 10% of their flocks, hence pathetic fools like yourself attempting in vain to turn the tide! 2 years 2000 views and 2 stars haha nice work!

  • nope

    islam is only 1400 year old knucklehead - try doing what most atheists hate to do - crack open a book and learn some history and logic

    evangelical is growing in US and making gains n the 100's of Millions - 100's of millions in China , Africa, South America -

    S. korea was less than % Christian in 1900 - now almost 50 % - in one century - open your eyes and repent of your atheistic foolishness, drop the kooky fake atheism and find forgiveness and truth

  • 500 more views and another half star lost, this video is slowly approaching the rating it deserves...

    Sadly though it will never acheive that rating; youtube offers a one star minumum to pathetic uploaders out of pity...

  • Agreed.

  • How does it feel to know that the sheep that have always surrounded you are gaining braincells by leaving religion?

  • nope

    only theism can supply the a priori necessities for universals, immutables that are the attributes for the always essential laws of logic

    God must live, and u know it, u jst emotionally hate the truth

  • the laws of logic are universal, unchanging, and non-physical and the physical only, always changing, non-universal cosmos could not produce them nor account for them, only the God of the Bible is universal, unchanging and has universal power, reach and knowledge to ground the necessary laws of logic.

    repent of your alogical anti-theism and come to truth and expiation

  • why couldnt the christian cross the road? because he got hit by a car, thinking that god would guide him.

  • GoofyNinja

    Atheist Fundies are fun & here is your nursery rhymes -'cause atheists are rational toddlers & can't follow arguments or account for the Laws of logic & are full or turpitude. Remember to check your diapies - your pampers are almost as filthy as your souls.

    Scum, scum daily, O

    Rub-a-dub-dub

    Three atheists in a tub

    That's normal, for they've no pair

    The butcher, the baker the Logic Maker

    They spoke out of a rotten heart that's bare

    "Twas enough to make the amoral care

  • foolish child

  • GoofyNinja

    yes atheists are foolish

  • jesus likes men.

  • whineLikeABabyInLoveWithHate

    atheists try to deny his relativism and

    subjectivism . The immense problem that arises is that he fails to offer an objective source of morals. It is subjective to the extreme and as such, it is relative to ones feelings. Atheist Pol Pot felt like murdering a million people. Stalin smiled and rubbed

    his evil hands together as he felt it was wonderful to murder tens of million for the cause of atheism.

  • jesus still likes men =D

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  • ehhh... is Spongebob the atheist guy or the christian guy?

  • he's flexible

    unlike the law of non-contradiction and the One who grounds therein

  • Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

    Catch some logic by the toe

    If it's Matter let it lay

    In a bucket for a day

    Yet hard & physical it is not

    For Yes is Yes & not: no

    Thus the irrational atheist does not know.

    - Atheists cannot account for the Non-Material, immutable, atemporal Laws of logic, God who is: Non-Material, immutable, atemporal does, thus atheism is self-refuting.

  • good point - but remember atheists deny the immutability of the law of excluded middle for atheists hate logic and reason

  • if the atheist didnt cross the road then why in the name of fuck are you asking why he crossed the road.

  • Hey dude, remember me? the european guy torturing and killing innocent children :)

  • the anti-theist has primary rational commitments to tautologies; they have a epistemology based on brute sensual perception and they know this from sensual persecution. And the non-theist is trapped by his post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy. for one to have a coherent epistemology one has to rise above matter and autonomy. God has the rational endowment to bring certainty and coherence

  • Hume's devastation of Induction and causality which I've only seen theism supply a solution.

    part of the application: reality lacks empirical or rational (laws of logic mandating) basis for imputing necessity to regular sequences of observed facts or relied upon norms. for the future there is no E or R basis for being certain facts or forms will remain the same

  • the laws of logic are an aspect of God's nature, thus a necessary attribute which God himself is bound, just as God cannot lie, He cannot be illogical. the laws of logic are not over and above God, just an outflow of His being. the laws of logic are necessary but not sufficient, God is both.

    or repent of your loopy self-loathing anti-theism and find truth and forgiveness

  • "the laws of logic are an aspect of God's nature, thus a necessary attribute which God himself is bound, just as God cannot lie, He cannot be illogical. the laws of logic are not over and above God, just an outflow of His being."

    So, if we can't even trust any of our senses, as you said; don't you see that this all hinges on one thing? The assumption god exists. It is a HUGE assumption. You go in length, refuting every single thing the rest of humanity generally agrees upon; even (cont)

  • (cont)

    ... redefining terms so that your fragile, sad little view of the world makes some sense. Somehow, denying our only real access to gather information from the world around us (our senses), is easily questioned, yet in your mind everything else must fit around your original assumption. You even make assumptions about people you know nothing about, in order to demonize them so your argument seems a bit more sound. You are a sad, pathetic excuse for a human being. What are you so afraid of?

  • Hahahaha! This was a side-splitting post, seriously, hilarious! Just funny! The worlds longest punchlines i've ever seen. What a load of bollocks! Oh please try and have a go at stand up, I would pay to see the results in front of an audience. Instead of posting absurd (yet absurdly funny) videos and go and make someones day brighter, buy an ice-cream or go swimming, write a love song, paint something so beautiful it hurts, go to a belly-dancing lesson but for goodness sake don't keep this up

  • ilikeAtheistSelf-Contradiction­s

    atheists hate truth and embrace unreason - sad sad.

    well knucklehead, u as a dopey atheist call it nonsense due to the a posteriori fact that anti-theism lacks epistemic responsibility - so thanks for admitting this and this proves that anti-theism is irrational and self-refuting for girly-men who hate themselves as much as they hate God

    put off your atheistic self-stultifying nonsense and find the truth u so despise

  • Rain rain go away,

    Come again another day.

    Hume's Induction mustn't stay;

    Rain, rain, go to Spain,

    For you may never show again!

    Atheism fails to account for a day

    Just ask Russell, Hume or McKay,

    Causation & Logic: atheism must slay

    Nope, theism gives preconditions to save the day

  • Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

    Catch some logic by the toe

    If it's Matter let it lay

    In a bucket for a day

    Yet hard & physical it is not

    For Yes is Yes & not: no

    Thus the irrational atheist does not know.

    - Atheists cannot account for the Non-Material, immutable, atemporal Laws of logic, God who is: Non-Material, immutable, atemporal does, thus atheism is self-refuting.

  • poor poor atheists all they offer is more self-refuting self-hating anti-theist who fail to offer any argument - they only spew out self-loathing and self-nullifying assertions

    they are irrational

    they hate truth

    and they hate the laws of logic, universals and absolutes

    they are miserable and desire to make others miserable or dead

  • Yea uh these jokes suck. Get some more material then piss off some hardcore atheists. lol Go Jesus

  • waiting for a joke to make me laugh.... none sigh

  • Q: How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: None - they like being in the dark.

  • so if "God" sees everything then "God" saw this video right??? why did you waste God's time by making a lame-ass video like this one!

  • Science teaches us the way the universe works. It's no good just sitting around trying to philosophically deduce everything.

  • God loves you. But if you don't do everything he wants, then he sends you to burn in hell for eternity. Sounds like an all loving, all merciful god to me!

  • Jokes aren't supposed to be the length of an essay.

  • all non-theistic or theistic attempts to deny the only confederative basis for Laws of logic, the laws of ethics, necessities and universals because there remains mysteries and non-contradictory paradoxes, is a result of emotions and or suspect interpretative skills and bias assessments

  • What a load of rubbish.

  • most anti-theists are clinging to a self-refuting worldview like a Sumo wrestler holds onto a Krispy Creme Donut.

    We all have our presuppositions, our bias, and w/o a regenerate heart, you will fight tooth and claw for a path to condemnation.

  • atheists hate truth and embrace unreason - sad sad.

    well knucklehead, u as a dopey atheist call it nonsense due to the a posteriori fact that anti-theism lacks epistemic responsibility - so thanks for admitting this and this proves that anti-theism is irrational and self-refuting for girly-men who hate themselves as much as they hate God

  • I am an atheist and I love myself as much as my girly boyfriend.

  • Reason requires rationality, and in order to make a rational decision you need evidence. The point is that we have physical evidence, you don't. We know that reason requires the willingness to be wrong every once and a while. I know that my views aren't 100% correct all the time, I compromise. Religious people need the comfort of an idea that can't be tested because it can't be refuted. You never need to change, your views always remain the same. Truth? You pervert the meaning of the word.

  • the only foundation & ground for the necessary pre-essentials for the transcendent, invariant, atemporal, universal, perpetual Laws of logic would have to be able to account for these pre-essentials, atheism does not; all false epistemology from mere men fails to furnish the necessary pre-essentials for the Laws of Logic & moral Law.

    God must live

  • I'm a Deist and still hold to the ideas that I put forth. Reason requires a willingness to be wrong. Religion forces people to abandon reason in favor of blind faith.

  • theistic epistemology & claims can't be defeated by autonomous opinions and personal experience, nor by empiricism since they examine the mandatory preconditions that make human experience intelligible.

    since the laws of logic are necessary to make experience intelligible, one can't examine mere experience to undermine laws of logic considering intelligible experience presupposes laws of logic. thus A can't be A & Non-A at the time/way. God alone furnishes the preconditions

  • Here's one:

    Why did the fundamentalist cross the road?

    He didn't. The bible never told him to.

    What's the difference between a fundamentalist and straw men?

    A fundamentalist uses straw men, and straw men are funademtally flawed.

  • Under an atheistic worldview:

    What's the difference between and onion and a human-being?

    -no atheist should cry when he slices up a person.

  • probably because they are less likley to slice up a person in the first place than a zealot...that joke is just sick, and stupid.

    news flash, atheism is not a philosophy, just a statement of belief.

    Like I belief that you are a bigoted fool.

    Now is there as anthonymilessee is a bigoted fool worldview?

  • The first two might have been somewhat funny if they were at leased somewhat based on reality.

  • God has full aseity and He grounds everything. There must be something that brings all the diversity together and is the foundation for the laws of logic, universals, changeless forms/laws and moral law. Kooky hard-shelled atheism cannot provide these conditions.

  • I'm glad you admire your imaginary friend so much, but why do you suppose that we atheists cannot use logic? It is, after all, illogical to attribute so much to a being for whose existence there is exactly no evidence.