Galaxy Gulp

[Dallasgeri1]

why is this audio crap

[kitz3]

put this after youtube.com /watch?v=zljOsza2zBQ to view full video without any slowdowns!

[dBAstopmotion]

Serieous laggy

[PhioenixPinion]

Wtf is going on...

[callawayHXtour]

am i the only one who saw a really mattress sex add?

[OplaGames]

Fucking lag what the fuck?

[Gibbagobba]

This vid has been officially ruined.

[zakary1st]

@comedyman800 that's not fair our's sucks

[comedyman800]

i had no lag mine was fine i dont know what you guys are talking about

[Rall94KC]

imdb[dot]com/video/wab/vi18637­13561/

Here it is, no lag

[DudasDrakaan]

It is broken. :(

Great video though. I remember this was the first ever Half Life parody I saw. Had no idea Scott made it. Great job, man.

[Spyjared109]

Phail



[Zackson1000]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..... I'm guessing not your best work? No offense but your sound sucks. I have no choice but to thumbs down. Unless it's reuploaded and the sound system is fixed up. Sorry.

[EVILDEEDS145]

they should have the sogn "fat people not good " being played in the store

[Astarngo22]

Thumbs up because I'm whoring myself out using a public agreeance.

[SweetAHE]

begining:"BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEA---..." 3:00 minites in:"you fuckin' lag!"

[benjiwaa]

youtube - watch?v=4JjkSMPXBLY

[Assissan1232]

SO MUCH LAG!!!!!!!!! >:^(

[Massap2]

REMOVE IT!

[ipadize]

FAIL!!!

[ColdBeets]

....Do I hear Gus?

[noobster2001]

cant wait for civil protection!

[fire44it]

/watch?v=zljOsza2zBQ

This is a normal speed version.

[TheNukeMuffin]

"You can't make anything if you don't put it in."

That's what she said. :D

[johnxbjderxcol]

Fmans mind EPISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEEEEEEEEE­EEEEE 30!!!!

[TheLeMoNJuIcE191]

thumbs up for ROSS SCOTT!!

[kaden9596]

WTF's wrong with the sound? :(

[nukedrabbit9]

the first part with the drink reminds me of 2000 a space odyssey

[JumpsBB20]

rated mature (refresh) rated m for mature (refresh) rated mature (refresh) rated m for mature (refresh) rated mature (refresh) rated m for mature (refresh)

[benjiwaa]

BETTER VERSION ON NOESIS INTERACTIVES CHANNEL!

[pppie123]

guys, machinima[.]com/film/view&id= 26175 doesint work. It just brings you to the main menu.

[lethraxin]

What map is that?

[savbers]

OMG! The Machinima website took OFF the original! :O

[pimpmeup978]

Ummmm..... it seems to cut out a little bit of the voices every second

[GlamEye]

Here is the direct like just remove the [ ] around the . "machinima[.]com/film/view&id=­26175

[naughtylilsaint]

OH SHIT?!?! combine soldier HIM COMING!!!!!

[Juber777]

well not only sound lags but scenes missing too the talkin between the girl and the french guy (u cant tell in this version originally its a skeleton she talkin to but u cant tell in this 1) T_T :(

[iFlamingPyro]

ANybody elses sound lagging?

[AsTheDeath]

:( can't get machinima videos to work for me...

[BoozaEqualsLip]

reupload ?

[frusynesha]

Online women for dating # lushfmlk.info #

[mles98]

Cool theres more of you.

[d40commando]

what is the music in the background?

[TonyWellst]

is the skeleton's name frank? i wasnt paying attention

[dewque]

dammit i cant hear anything, the sound is soo broken... :(

[iceman78772]

3:00 i remember that song!

[Chiavarii]

this is akward to watch.. LOL

[UglyFishStudios]

What the hell is this?

[snyperductions]

@UglyFishStudios YOUR MOM!! jk jk

[froebdorks]

They havent fixed f5 it just doesn't work with the ones were you choose the commertial

[Lorfarius]

Audio seems all messed up :(

[Icantthinkofanameok2]

Youtube fixed f5 FFFFFFUUUUUUUU- atleast ive tried to skip the mafia commerical 5 times YES WE KNOW ITS RATED M FOR MATURE

[KamilBoi]

Sound is laggy

[ChucklesNuts]

laggy something to do with the upload

[treesarehere]

If you are lucky enough to see the youtube advertisement for the sony media organizer , then you might notice the guy helping timberlake just presses random buttons to make his media organized. LULZ

[pker4life237]

ORIGINAL NO LAG/SLOW DOWN!!!!!!

Go to the machinima website and put film/view&id=26175 after it

I would post a direct link but i can't

[TheCoCkTa1l]

@pker4life237 thanks!

[MemberOfWhy]

@pker4life237 Well, thank you :)

[greenjello818]

@pker4life237 thx

[CombatDurable]

@pker4life237 wait so .com/film/view&id=26175? like that?

[a2redneck]

@pker4life237 "page not found"

[SupaMario64]

@pker4life237 Doesn't work. Says that it's not found.

[GivesGives]

is it just me or is the intro WAY too long?

[ItsJustaFAIL]

Ross Scott created this video after being contracted with Noesis Interactive

[echuu2740]

NOO WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS?!

[Raicuparta]

Thumbs up because I know it is good even though I couldn't see it because of the slowdown thing.

[5of12]

What the hell



[spites1]

fake and gay

[Julibean28]

@spites1 that makes no sense they never said anything was real you idiot

[GoodRetroGames]

@spites1 FUCK YOU, BARSTOOL!

[av3nger3]

yeah, the star craft 2 commercial at the beginning ruined it, WOW and now a dead rising 2 one. wtf

[NoHeadsProduction]

Can you upload this map to Garry's Modorg? Iooks so cool. xD

[Churchlowtv]

0:00

[lolitsmejoellol]

Whats with the gay intro?

[av3nger3]

@lolitsmejoellol

He has a contract with noesis interactive, I think after he made this or before he made this.

[pooperscooper9999865]

what has youtube done!!!!!!

[gameplaya117]

I swear Starcraft 2 is so overrated, same old animations polished up.

[cvsguimaraes]

machinima(DOT)com/film/view&id­=26175

[cvsguimaraes]

subs pls

[54AgeOfRogue54]

when i saw written and directed by ross scott i was like FUCK YES GUY FROM FREEMANS MIND!!!!

[leonidash15]

Lag...

[Leviathan0109]

Guys, it still works fine on the machinima site

[somehominid]

Weat thins..

[Whiskeyn666]

FUCKING BAD FPS!I HATE YOU BAD FPS!

[Marcus4386]

ah, im out of wheat thins.

[Sh0ckth3r4pygames]

@jimmyzgames Does not work...you are dumb. Just press f5 or the refresh button.

[MajorYum]

HAD TO SIT THROUGH 30 SECONDS OF A SHIT ADVERT ABOUT JOINING THE ARMY! FUCK YOU YOUTUBE!

[TheSPARTANJ13]

@MajorYum I had to sit through one about Wheat Thins. At lest the army commercials are somewhat interesting!

[PowerdByWill]

@MajorYum Just reload and you won't have to watch it.

[MajorYum]

@PowerdByWill I did. I pressed F5 about a thousand times.

[MrTh1rteen]

@MajorYum If you're trying to bypass the ad, press compatilbility mode, refresh, compatibility mode in the latest IE. Refreshing does nothign by itself.

[MajorYum]

@MrTh1rteen I'm using Chrome.

[marcpaul55]

fps is quite tolerable. simply because ross scott made this, i'll endure it :)

[ryanstraub100]

is it just me but does the sound cut out alot for other people to?

[runescapemaster100]

dislikes are most likely because of bad fps and the other dislike are from noobs

[Crazygreendaygal]

None of the earlier comments seem to mention the lag, so I guess this must've gotten messed up a few months ago. There's a working copy in the related videos section, though.

[flames254]

started off great, now I know why it only has 172,836 views...the fps is crap.

[TheCrazychris46]

wats fps

[T0457]

@TheCrazychris46

Frames Per Second  ._.

[thecloak1001]

@TheCrazychris46 0_o

[thatpiesmells]

sooooo slow

[GermanGTD65]

Ross is slower than VALVe.

[Superduperhog]

@GermanGTD65 no

[ChaseandDonny]

The audio on this is fucked up.

[ChaseandDonny]

Ross Scott needs to make more Civil Protection episodes.

[guerrillaman69]

wtf is wrong with this video? very low framerate, choppy and low quality audio, very low rez... god damn..

[f2928]

what happened to the audio?

[ep9805]

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[reeb69doog]

whats up with the audio? was it reuploaded?

[Hiccupone]

the Audio is terrible.

[WhiteGangster69]

Is it just me or does the video start to lag at like 3 minutes?

[Rashgarroth12]

lol most machinima vids i watch are made by ross scott

[HeatSroken777]

this title sounds like a prono

[Mastee157]

Dear Ross Scott

From President

To Ross Scott

I see your video and im going to let you be the new president of machinia

bye For Ross Scott

Yea that is good for you Roos you are perfect for be the president of machinima :D

[thedeadgatekeeper]

@Mastee157 whhattt

[wolfernater]

this is liek impossible too watch

re-upload mutch?

[jackXXburn44]

lol beginning music..is that from spyro?

[lucas1380]

the audio seems laggy to me any one else? i like this guys vids though

[nerfbrothers1220]

@lucas1380 me its laggy for me 2

[martin16093]

FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS! Now I can't skip them with f-5 >:S

[SuperGraDient64]

Btw, where can i get the map?

[jordz0005]

its outta sync for me

[mwcafac91]

So choppy.

I was planning on purchasing Noesis, but now, ehh...

[Sparky245678]

Why did this lag to hell this time? What happened? :(

[enisunlighter]

Fuck your commercials

[vertigoelectric]

Yeah.  I got a couple of minutes through it but the laggy playback is just unacceptable.

[aybeeceeboi]

damn commericails

[RussianPenguin1]

OMG the fucking website changed AGAIN!!

[1991GothicSoul666]

its SO suttery! >:(

[SwollenCranium]

Hey .. fuck you faggot.

30 fucking seconds of faggot ass advertisements on top of your shitty faggot video.

[moglove109]

i seem to remember this being a lot better...

[Dizztah]

fuck ads

[Leogriffen]

@Dizztah I know. why the hell do I have to sit through a 43 second ad to watch a video that turned out to suck ass

[rak720]

Intro is way too long

[GmanZombie]

It was not like this before, Youtube fucked something up.

[Maracachucho]

@GmanZombie what wasn't like this? the lag?

[Civiprotection]

@Maracachucho yeah the lag it wasnt there before i watched the video when it came out 2 years ago

[gytiw79]

@spacelion88 I just go and make tea or something while the ad goes on. But yea the ads are kinda annoying.

[maddnesscats]

@spacelion88 theres a firefox addon called ad-block plus that lets you skip the ads

[Xanofar]

@spacelion88 Yeah, one nice thing though:

My add started lagging, and I was thinking "Oh great, because it's lagging, I gotta wait for it to load JUST so I can watch the rest of it so the show will start." But then, after 30 seconds, it ended anyways, even though the commercial wasn't over yet. :D

[watcher18893]

@spacelion88 relax just press f5

[TheCalorieMate]

@spacelion88 Keep crying?

[Sau1us]

@spacelion88 press F5

[zezimine2]

@spacelion88 then quickly press back page and forward page it works mostly :D

[dudewithsword]

@spacelion88: fucking deal with it man, these advertisements is what pays the bills for machinima. then the company pays a portion of what it makes to the original creator. without these adds Machinima wouldn't exist. but here are some easy tips to get by that add.

* press the mute button

* open another tab and do something for 30 seconds.

seriously 30 fucking seconds is too long for you, yea right, get some fucking patience.

[Theman14234]

@dudewithsword or you could press f5

[SpisadKoTunga]

@spacelion88 just refresh the site, the ads goes away ;)

[SodaLemonade]

@spacelion88 uhh.. they're not really unskippable.. you just press f5.. xD

[quadstrike]

playback speed needs to be 1.945 times faster and then theirs skipping after that in the audio, i was gonna try making a revised copy but the audio cutting would take ages to fix

[quadstrike]

@quadstrike also the cuts aren't in any intervals their completely random

[onehundredeleven111]

@quadstrike

Quit talking to your self, your starting to scare me.

[quadstrike]

@onehundredeleven111 xD

[JJJBLKRose]

Ross Scott

Your work is usually amazing,

but I cant stand watching this.

Please upload a better copy!

[ElChrisman99]

desynce OUT THE ASS

[phinixdow]

ok wtf an ad on youtube supported by google supporting cougers? and not the animal

[IndieMooseBTS]

i cant stand watch this anymore, torture

[111111222223]

lame

[EffYewTube]

something is wrong with the encoding on this video. so much.. desync and stutter.

[pantasyo]

wtf is wrong with the audio

[whynotanyting]

on 9:40 is that Gordon Freeman in the middle

[whynotanyting]

at 4:40 in the background is that Gordon Freeman talking to the girl in the isle

[pantasyo]

@whynotanyting its alyx he's talking to not some girl on the isle noob

[bioazr]

The audio is messed up for some reason....

[ryangtgt]

there not even talking fix the damn audio

[Trampboy931]

The audio is fine for me, but the video itself is lagging :S

Also I"m running 10mps fiber so this shouldn't be happening T.T

[MarxistKnight]

A 44 second advert before the video?? Oh come on

[skatinguitarist91]

@MarxistKnight the wonders of google owning everything that ever existed.

[Anthraxboy501]

i watched this a few months ago and the audio was fine.

[Spruxy]

@lidikayt00 cunt

[SirAlfredAshford]

4:50 wtf they arnt even talking

[TheIddiotChannel]

hey machinima pm accursedfarms and tell them to fix the audio plz

[Xzeleous]

A reupload would be great. This was great when the audio synced up.