Casino TV version

[Dgamer21]

They might as well just not put this on tv. Besides, to get the real impression, you have to watch the uncensored version. Or else it's just pathetic.

[tren979797]

Funniest shit EVER! I taped this on TV...I have it on blue ray yet I only watch the TV version. If Im having a bad day, Ill put this in and just LAUGH! Priceless. Who ever does those voices has a really twisted sense of humor! LMAO

[bigwillxxx2]

I came up with one. Instead of saying "Nigger", just say "You fried chicken eating criminal"

[Dstreetz17]

wow bravo butchered that so bad

[MrNewperry]

u stupid sucker u HHAHAHAA

[JKVD187]

Censored version sounds like a bullshit.

[COCOPUFF093]

they might as well have put this on disney channel

[ChiknThighTatorPie]

they were about 25 f**ks in this scene

[CmoreBuhts]

Anyone know what robert de niros glasses r called

[TheConciseStatement]

Oh the infamous "Jew moneylover!" dub. So much more offensive and racist than generic swearing.

[GuyOpsBlack]

"your filthy Jew ass"

ahahh

[cdbertole1]

why would you even put up the TV version its way better when he says "you Jew Mutha fucker u" not "You Jew money lover you"

[VanillaLimeCoke]

@StarMarsh18

"BTW, love you username."

Thanks.

[iliesko]

This SUCKS BADDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Salguine]

@greekboy2k You motherfather Chinese dentist.

[Salguine]

@greekboy2k You should go to YouTube and type in "Mr. Show Pallies". Brilliant parody of edited-for-television Goodfellas.

[AttomicallyLOL]

"when the fffffHECK did i ever ask you"

lol

[Clay3613]

Wow, sounds like two old Jewish guys in an Eddy Murphy movie.

[marbedaone]

Get dis chrew ya- gets dis chrew ya head you JEW- MONEY- LOVER you

[Colt2571]

the guy dubbing deniro is the same guy who dubbed bruce willis in the die hard 2 TV edit

[Geforce2187]

Whats a "Fightin' Army Pal" ? Some kind of action figure?

[Leatherbubba]

They think you went BATSO!

[xIegionx]

"You stupid sucker you!"

Yeah, take that De Niro

[afsbjah2]

@xIegionx he almost sounded cute

[sonnyred5050]

Its funny cuz it was probably edited by a JEW....

[codenameGARRY]

What about De Niro's sunglasses? Does anyone know the brand / model?

[DamianTheFarmer]

it's funny, tv version= less bad language, more racism.

[Lamporre]

"You Stupid Sucker You!"

All the while I was cringing at how BAD the dubs were but that last one made me laugh at how ridiculous it was.

[Leatherbubba]

If I could curse and be badly dubbed over in real life I would be sooo happy.

[Zewtie]

NOT YOUR fancy COUNTRY CLUBS OR YOUR fancy TV SHOWS!

[J0ker4u]

"u better get ur own FIGHTIN' army"..........."pal"...

as opposed to what!? An army that DOESN'T fight?

:O

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

0:52 Joe Pesci sounds like he was dubbed by The Nutty Professor!

[Goonstridewaff]

Hilarious. I think the ..."money lover"comment is truly more offensive than what he really says.

[barry770]

the vid was funny but i got give it a thumbs down just because its annoying to listen too

[Lamporre]

The dubbing was so bad that at the last line in the scene I burst into laughter. Holy *crap* that was *freaking* terrible.

[BigBoss1982]

omg what a fuckin bullshit :))))))))

[MrPolskaDuma]

You stupid sucker you!LOL

[chasrusso]

@MrPolskaDuma You better bring your own fighting army, pal!

[CaptainPommby]

Pedro: Your bein warned...

[TheBrotherKanker]

Fancy ruined the scene! Thumb down!

[alexia2099]

TV is lame!

[TheSuirad]

u stupid sucker u.

[tarvolt]

hahahahaha they are so polite with each other,,, thats nice hahah

[artytoons]

There was a cartoon parody of "Goodfellas" titled "Goodfeathers" with DeNiro, Pesci, and Liotta sound-alikes playing goofy gangster pigeons. Part of the

"Animaniacs" cartoon show. I think they got the same voice actors to dub this tv-safe dialogue.

[Darkez982]

BRAVO - Censoring swear words... and allowing racial slurs.

[choloOnEaster10]

they mustve had fun editing out 422 "fucks" and everything else.

[RKO1492]

So do they just use an artificial voice when they dub words?

[Intoxiqated]

If you ask me this is a very good dubbing. Watch Die Hard 2 and this will look like a basket of *FREAKIN* cherries.

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

@Intoxiqated Scarface TV version was good dubbing. It Cheesy & lame but you had to give them credit for it. This is just fucking awful!

[Intoxiqated]

@ufuckfacesonofabitch First scene of the movie he goes

"Where'd you get that scar, pretty boy, eating pussy?"

Dub: "Where'd you get that scar, pretty boy, eating PINEAPPLE"

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

@Intoxiqated Lol... Or the part where he says "The world is like a big chicken waiting to be plucked"

[plugee]

"Jew Money-Lover" offends me far more than anything else that was modified.

[MrPolskaDuma]

@plugee You jew money lover you.

[AuronTsubaki85]

I swear the way they edit movies for TV, makes them look like poorly dubbed japanese movies for english audiences.

[glaked23]

Isn't it legal to say "ass" on cable TV?

[englishguy2010]

"YOU STOOPID SUCKER YOU!"

[Lamporre]

@englishguy2010

I just burst into laughter at that edit.

[havlorech]

The Pesci voice-over sounds like a stereotypical 1930s gangster.

[DisposableTormentor]

The best worst tv version ever. I hated the censoring, but at the same time I couldnt stop laughing, so I am conflicted.

[Corleone2239]

lolol its funny though

[Leatherbubba]

They think you went BATSO!

[assassinofdoom12345]

I didn't know tires could screech on SAND!

[jaredabccrisscross]

WHAT.... it's my axxe not your axxe it's my axxe, I think that's what he said...

[GodzillaXAbudAwwal]

LOLOL

[SLICKDSM]

That version suchs!! The original was much better!

[boredstudent]

don't FOOL with Pesci. he's angry as HECK. you don't wanna mess with him

[VanillaLimeCoke]

Lol:

Stuff you! Stuff you you maggot!

Freak you Sam Rothstein, freak you!!

You called my friend a maggot? Told him to go stuff himself?

You see that stinking saw?

I like the edited version better.

[StanMarsh18]

@VanillaLimeCoke I should say that stuff you, freak you, and suck you are totally freaking ridiculous 'cause they don't make any goddamn sense. TV censors do not have any sense in making censoring right.

BTW, love you username.

[DavidWard1231]

Absurd censoring. If a violent movie like this is to be shown on TV, it should be shown late at night. And if it's shown late at night there's no reason to take the swearing out! What kind of idiots are these censors if they think it's OK to show bloody scenes of violence & murder but have a heart attack over a few poxy swear words which people hear every single day anyway!

[joshua10002008]

@DavidWard1231 True

[Jagguar20]

They should just bleep out.

[Leatherbubba]

Television sucks.

[ajkrunch94]

its amazing how the made "every single day" sync to joe pecsi lol

[hoss4107]

"you stupid sucker you"-----hilarious

"jew money lover" -----where do they come up with this stuff

"filthy jew act" -----ha ha hah

[Tiamat583]

wow. that was poorly done, the censorship does not even match the tone of their voices at all.

"you stupid sucker you"

where the heck did they get that stuff from? dirty scripts? i can make a better tv version of this scene than that!!!!

[TK3C]

Sure is fancy in here.

[PurushaDesa]

Two things :

One - "Jew money lover"? 'Oh kids, you can come down. There's some wholesome telly on now.' WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

Two - Don't you think it's a testament to Joe Pesci's performance, that with the handful more reasonable dubs, he's still able to convince us with his rage? (I say a handful - you a hurl enough shit at the wall and something sticks.)

[steveag1991]

this is ridiculous lol

[brutallillfjomp]

lol that was very poorly done

[yourass117]

I never knew gangsters had such good manners!

[taxmonkey123]

American television. It's OK to show a guy's eye getting popped out, but it's not OK to say "ass".

[chronosaurus]

OMG!!! How the fuck can someone go Bat Show!?!?! Somebody bring in Robin!!!!

[victorspell1]

i hate watchin' r rated movies in a family channel cause they ruin everything.

[sestsa]

@victorspell1 Isn't it just all channels that aren't on cable? Swearing is taboo on US free-to-air. God knows why. I will admit though, I wouldn't mind it so much. You can always just get a DVD if you want to see the movie, but you can't get awesome lines like this on DVD!

[krizan1]

WTF! !

LMAO!!

[choloOnEaster10]

haha "jew moneylover"

[UndercoverSkinner]

"you Jew Money Lover you!" lol XD

[thatmovieguy777]

lousy? who says"lousy"?

[edocronian]

Have they got Louis Henderson in to re-dub Joe Pesci's lines?

[Hutcarlingos]

I don't get it. So much fucking work just to hide the word 'fuck' from people. And at the same time, I bet they don't censor the scenes where people get shot or buried alive.

VIOLENCE = OK

"FUCK" = WRONG

Now that's hypocrisy! If you faggots wanna bitch about this movie and control your kids minds, then do it coherently.

But, of course, the people that want to hide sex and "the F word" are the same people that endorse war. So obviously violence is no big deal for them.

BTW I love this movie.

[reptongeek]

If they do keep all the violence in, I completely agree with you. The movie isn't more suitable without f-words so what is the point

However this is much better than the TV version of 'Hot Fuzz'. For that movie the f-word was replaced with 'funk'

[AvatarYoda]

@Hutcarlingos I see the same kind of thing when people talk about war movies like Band of Brothers and The Pacific. Lots of violence is okay, but they scream any time they see a little bit of male nudity: "They show sex and naked men swimming, now ten-year-olds can't watch it in school!" I think, "So bloody dismemberment is all right, but a bit of natural nudity isn't?" People are strange...

[GoldenEagle38]

lol they made this scene going from so hilarious to very corny

[Jmaz98]

When the "heck" did I ever ask you?

[homicide1234]

this sounds worse then it dose if you where to use profanity someone should pull there "filthy licence"

[neonfox3]

lol they didn't even bother recording the word fancy twice hahahahaha

[scotchie69]

haha "you stupid sucker you

" lol

[frankbooth64]

Hilarious. Was BLUE VELVET ever on TV? I'd like to see that.

[YouGotGunYouGotGun]

Wow he really went 'batso' there.

[TheRiggyRiggs]

When I first heard this I couldnt help but laugh at how bad they did on this. Its just one of those movies that can only be watched on tv if you already seen it uncut/dvd/etc etc

[KozakAttack]

you better get your own fightin army pal

[xStalkerxx]

thats so gay

[REdCr0ss98]

LoL..."Jew Money-Lover" is almost more offensive!!! hahaha

[CameronDubzWTF]

LMFAO xD

[Vinny792]

@REdCr0ss98 It is totaly more offensive than just calling him a jew

[joepescifromcasino]

omg this is hilarious

[xIegionx]

0:47

Joe emphasizes so much effort and great acting to say "FUCK" and the lame dubber barely tries, by saying "Fancy". I was loling at that part. The Pesci dubber sounds like he just held his nose.

[AvatarYoda]

I once counted all of the f-words in this movie (it was a really slow summer day). I counted 420.

[Drobko]

Besides the fact that Casino has more fucks than most of the mainstream films, looks like it has most hecks and frickins too:D

[karrasfather]

I think that "filthy Jew act" is more offensive than " f-ing Jew @ss

[ghezoi]

this is pathetic, how can they massacre a piece of art like this?

[brytonIaw]

@ghezoi CAUSE THEY'RE LOUSY WISE GUYS

[mbproject21]

You stupid sucker you!

ROTFLMAO

[devilxhlywood]

you better get your own fightin army pal!!

[Slotten68]

Im hurtin of laughter. Its disappointing the FCC is so anal about cusswords. The editing in this totally ruined what was going to be a very high stress confrontation scene. Instead its just comedic....you better get your own ..fighting..army pal!

[Level42SAY]

U stupid sucker you... sounded HILLARIOURS.

[gvillebound]

You better get your own fightin army pal!

[mattisprettycool]

you jew money lover you

[traj27]

The edits somehow managed to make Nicky even more anti-Semitic.

[workingklass0]

@traj27 This might be due to the fact that censors are not the most preceptive people on the planet.

[gedaman]

I gotta listen to people because of your lousy heat? You're ordering me out? You better get your own fighting army pal!

I'm what counts out here!

Not your fancy country clubs or your fancy TV shows!

You're making a big foolish spectacle of your self!

Without me every lousy wiseguy will take a piece of your filthy Jew act!

ROFL

Check out my page to hear Joe Pesci soundboard prank call.

[morbidchid]

YOU STUPID SUCKER YOU

[tejojo]

I can tell this is edited!

[mbproject21]

Naaah!! Really!!

[geffrod]

The irony is that the edits are so bad that it actually makes kids want seek out the actual movie. Kids aren't stupid, they'll hear the cuts. Stations aren't trying to shelter kids, they are just covering their own asses so that ignorant parents can't go to them and complain about how lil' Johnny just snuck out into the living room last night to watch HBO.

[FirebirdKnight]

Yea these days the parents go out and rent/buy the movie for their 8 year old kids... :/

[geffrod]

An 8 year old? You're just mocking me in an idiotic fashion. Fuck you. Even with the TV edits the movie is TV-14, faggot.

[FirebirdKnight]

What's with all the f's and he's gay you're gay and they're gay! Typical bloody american, make a valid comment and they attack you. Why don't you go join the army and smoke your own soldiers, I know you're itching for it. It's all you're good at anyway.

[geffrod]

Only a moron would think that my use of the word ''faggot'' was bashing homosexuals. Fuck you. I have gay friends, moron. (not in THAT way, idiot)

[FirebirdKnight]

Only a homophobic defends his sexuality when stating he has "Gay friends" and the only other meanings for "faggot" is a bundle of sticks or a woman and neither of those stand up to being insults.

And for your information I was being serious in my original post , it's no wonder you lot are always shooting you own troops too damn trigger happy.

[xIegionx]

@FirebirdKnight you stupid sucker you!

[spank655]

The t.v. version sucks, the cuss words make it genuine.

[brooklynnite86]

LMFAO

[drktigger]

What I don't understand is that they can show all the guts and gore but not some swear words.

[1985Nebraska]

This is what I hate about edited versions of R rated flicks on television.

[THEMANWITH2SOULS]

LMAO that's too funny "You stupid sucker you!"

[davycrocket19]

you brought down so much stinking heat on me, this is absolutely outrageous, i couldn't stop laughing for ages

[jayboy2kay7]

LMFAO this is a disgrace to the movie man

[drktigger]

"Get this troo yer head yoo jew money lover yoo "

LOL that's the best one "Jew money lover" XD

[carpcarpcarp]

I hurt myself laughing at this, no shit.

[Urilious]

Whoever dubbed Joe Pesci's lines impersonates Joe Pesci horribly

[hockeyplaya774]

u jew money lover u lol

[SenseiTohru]

Just need some canned laughter then we have a family sitcom.

[writertrump]

my axe? WTF.........

[mocoverde8585]

the day joe pesci says HECK instead of fuck will be the day the world implodes and the universe turns into a giant turd

[spookychickenfiend]

"Every Single Day", "Lousy Heat", "Batso", "its not your act, its my act", "You're being warned", "You stupid sucker you"

[JakeDunnNomad]

sounds so weird

[BggProductions]

LMAO that's great

[hmp22]

This movie involves many people being brutally killed, yet they won't let Pesci say "hell"

[rypro525]

i think the reason being that word heck and fuck do kind of synch up if they're trying to synch up the lips

[Zombie256]

It's like two gangsters took a vow not to curse anymore. Fucking stupid censored shit.

[jferkfjkj]

how dare they censor this movie

[nuuuuntlt]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[crazymatthew53]

This is MAD FUNNY!!!! And What the Heck are you doing on TV anyhow!!!

[crazymatthew53]

I saw the original movie of Casino, and I loved it!!!

[McFlapsy]

lmao, you jew money lover you

[GetNoYnger86]

ah god, all emotion just sucked out of it

[MoskvaPeterburg]

Wow...stupid censored version.

[crazymatthew53]

The original version of the desert scene is also Is MAD FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!

[drqshadow]

How do the tires squeal on dirt?

[danlekhtman]

You stupid sucker you! LOL

[zionravescene]

Filthy Jew Ax?

[zimmyzimgir]

Filthy jew Act.

[aus1121]

lmao...it sounds like they hired some mexican to dub it near the end

[schwarg]

lol

[FatherMcKenize]

got to be the worst tv censor-dubbed movie ever

[khalisjalil]

hahaa...it makes it all sound so non-violent...like a playground argument between 2 ten year olds

'you stupid sucker you!' hahahah

[elelisrael]

hahah this shit

[foda23]

YOU JEW MONEY-LOVER YOU

[Megamanwolf]

haha this ones for the kid version i like the old cusssing version better!

[Chopper232]

You stupid sucker you! HAHAHAHAHA

Not as funny as the Scarface one but still pretty hilarious

[kc86er]

Walt Disney Pictures presents "Casino"

[Arun1080]

"You stupid sucker you."

[Booshy100]

"And when the heck" lol

[smde0702]

I asked you? When the HECK did I ever ask you if I could come out here? lol

[ebrown2112]

You know I get calls from back home every single day, they think you went batso!

[hamhide]

i feel sorry for the guys who hve to clean this up.theres like 40 odd swears in this scene lol

[matoranvillage]

its my act that will be in trouble