Benedict Cumberbatch narrates Jaguar XKR-S Commercial

[ItsDaniYellElo]

I've never been more interested in cars

[samettinen]

Didn't understand 90% of what he was talking about, but this is totally one of my fave ads ever xD

[stsars13]

Take all my money Benedict.....

[dreamyana91]

first time in my life a car commercial made me THIS excited ;O you know what I mean? whatever this voice is saying I have shivers!

[rawrkitteh94]

Auto-erotica, indeed.

[Ninluver9]

I don't even....

....Favorited a car commercial...

[seblue9999]

I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT CARS.

THIS IS ABOUT BENEDICT. FCUKndnkls

[TheGyongy1]

Seamless. Instant. Power.

I'm not pretty sure that the Jaguar ad team has reached their planned target group..:)

[SoulEaterLver]

SWEETJESUS How does this man's voice even work?

[Elstro]

Yes, but is it a Jaaaaag?

Perfect choice for a Jag ad narrator!

[simplystreeptacular]

...I'll be in my bunk.

[Ninotchkaful]

At the end, I'm a woman like all men think we are... totally aroused by a car. My God =)______

[carosene]

Optimize body control indeed.

[TheSherlockhound]

I like it when he says "Monocoque" (1:47)

[hazelinspace]

Wait... This was about a car? I was too happy in Cumberland to notice. Can he just narrate my life?

[TheSherlockhound]

@hazelinspace OMG Cumberland... so perfect!

[myheartgoespitterpat]

this is ear porn

[TheRinExperience]

I like how he says Jaguar and aluminum. I know that might sound weird, but we pronounce them differently in America.

[TheSherlockhound]

@TheRinExperience Totally agree!

[stayathotelsplendide]

"Respond to this video," says YouTube. I think 27,893 people responded to it WITHOUT commenting, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Dirty, dirty girls love the new Jaguar XKR-S.

[mydoctorisdavid]

I now have a new dream car... And the person i want sitting in it...

[Raidneyami6]

Wait, what was this video about? /snaps out of Cumberbatch-induced stupor

[EternalNyappy]

Who needs porn when you have this :D

[xoxoswimmerxo77]

i didn't hear a single word of the actual commercial because all i heard was "sex sex sex"

[jackieandtori]

CAN I JUST... I LITERALLY FLAILED AND MADE INHUAN NOISES... Y OVARIES ARE GONE

[tracytmc]

his voice is seductive

[musicsmadeofdreams]

@TheWutaiflea

You're right I don't think he's a car guy, well he says he loves bikes... he rides a sport starter bike around London when he's at home. I remember reading an interview where he admitted he was late to his first meeting with Spielberg because he couldn't find anywhere near the hotel to park his bike...

[TheWutaiflea]

They really need to invite him onto Top Gear...I wonder what his lap time would be. He doesnt really seem like a car guy.

[israelbeta]

@TheWutaiflea Michael Fassbender was just on Top Gear this past week and he's only ever owned one car in his life. If he knows how to drive, Benedict would be just fine on the show.

[AuditoryEden]

O.o Cars + Cumberbatch. I may possibly have died.

[hucklebur1]

Now why couldn't they have had him drive it?

[showbiz7755]

Just need to see him in his lovely blue suit driving it, then my life would be complete.

[EyePatchedLime]

I wonder if he knew what any of that meant when narrating it...

[ohgreatitskate]

Can I get pregnant from this?

[MissAngryGinger]

@ohgreatitskate Yes. I think we both have...

[MissAngryGinger]

I made my male friend watch this. His reaction: "Dammit, stop making me question my sexuality!"

[LaBellaRoja]

I want the XKR-S now, but I need to hear his voice while I drive it. Haha.

----->Eargasm<-------

Absolutely love Benedict Cumberbatch.

[Geronimo11th]

I wish my name was jag because he says jag-you-are (I inserted sexy right here...XP)

[lulabel64]

i'm not here to look at a car... to just hear about it.

[cmxiang]

I'm not really even watching the video... just listening

[polishzubrowka]

i want a GPS with his voice so i could listen to him for hours while driving a jaguar...

[LaBellaRoja]

@polishzubrowka If my navigation had his voice... I'd get directions everytime I got in the car.

[niebells]

@polishzubrowka well, you won't reach your destination but only sitting in the car all day

[polishzubrowka]

@niebells if i can listen to his voice all day sitting in the car i don't need to go anywhere

[GlassehDanse]

stiff

rigid

body control

attraction

what

[chbell613]

And I know it's not just me, but doesn't Benedict Cumberbatch have a voice you could listen to for hours?

[chbell613]

I think the driver looks like Moriarty...

[scatteredstraw]

Why does this ad consistently say "fuck me fuck me fuck me"?

Oh wait......That's just subtext.

[TheBooshygal]

Jesus Christ my ovaries.

[TheAllyIs]

I just started crying..... because I was so inlove. *Insert gif from baskerville of Sherlock saying

"there is nothing wrong with me"*

[TheNewestBrunette]

whoever wrote this: "strong and rigid" "the stiffened suspension" "optimize body control"... really?? Welp, I guess sex sells. His voice is not technically sex but...close enough.

[jujumagumbo12]

I just favorited a car commercial. Send help.

[GlassehDanse]

@jujumagumbo12 Same here.

[pnutbtrlvr]

Oh wait. was this supposed to be an ad for a jaguar? I thought it was an ad for Benedict's sex-godly-ness.

[iluvmyhorsie123]

i'll buy the car if there's a benedict cumberbatch enabled gps included.

[catherinemariaa]

Such a sexy voice!

[AspasiaB]

This man could make a paper cup sound sexy.

[isthisthingonblog]

unf! say "torque" again...

[kazvye]

I would love my sat nav if it sounded like this ...

[billiejoezpetllama]

so as it turns out, dirty dirty girls also want Jaguars

[JBFreak96]

it makes me want to one one of those.

[CptJackFan]

...I'll buy it if he or his voice is included in the package XD

[AerieCRGerard]

Suddenly I care about cars.

[SmileySarahStudios]

'strong and rigid'

omg, really.

[Ashxactress]

Benedict Cumberbatch's voice is so sexy!

[phemyda94]

I want to ride this. And I'm not talking about the car.

[alesssssandra]

@phemyda94 YES!

[prettybird367]

@phemyda94 Yeah.... you'd have to have a heart of stone if it didn't flutter after hearing him speak. =P

[sternbergzookie]

Oh, you sexy thing. The TARDIS may travel through time and space, but she doesn't have that voice oh my god that voice.

[snotele]

Oh good Lord, your voice, sir.

[luvagoo]

Practically weeping with the amount of even I just can't right now...

[lullabyphoenix]

a beautiful car with a sexy voice... what's else? XD

[Emgee78]

"Honey, we're spending our wedding budget on a Jaguar."

"What?"

"Benedict Cumberbatch told me so."

"How come you never want to do what I ask you to do?"

"Cuz your voice doesn't make me spontaneously orgasm like his does."

[caitstr]

I like that they've had the confidence to use a blue car in their advert, and not go with black or grey.

[cathabelchristie1]

this commercial is officially the sexiest commercial ever. and you know why......

[CyraUK]

None of that car jargon makes any sense to me, but HOLEEEE SHIT his voice.

[Lariekoekje]

Traction.

GRIP.

[CrazyMarty23]

i don't give a fuck about the Jaguar, i'm here for the VOICE.

[Fanusunay]

I cannot understand a word of what he's saying.

But that's okay...

[AngelOfU2]

Can't. Breathe. *fans self*

Benedict + Jags = my kind of porn.

[Karatepony]

What car was it again? Don't know... just listening to THE VOICE!

I'm absolutely not interesting in cars and still I'm listening to this about a 100 times... something goes wrong... definitely

[BBA28728]

Jaguar XKR-S ? Gotta ride this one.

[HaruRustysnax123]

The noises that are coming out of my mouth cannot possibly be human. Oh GOD, Benedict, ugggaaahhhh...!

[suckmyramen22]

i love how his voice is just so eargasmic that thousands of people have arsed themselves to listen to a silly car ad just to listen to it.

[janesmith852]

Gosh I'm obsessed with his DEEP AND SEXY voice~ ^ ^

[disbeliefbackwards]

I'd buy this car and listen to Benedict talking about it while driving. I wonder if I'd hit a tree or wall first.

[Libertine910]

1 person had their speakers on mute.

[erikslittledelilah]

i've never felt so aroused by a car commercial before... *_*

and that voice, -faints-

[chopinesprit]

2:57 de sexo auditivo con sexbenedict sexcumbersex I mean benedict cumberbatch

[The1WhoEatsPie]

The car. The music. HIS VOICE.

I'm dying over here.

[ballaesmeralda]

oh my god this voice killing me....

[matrino1]

am i the only one that finds this pervertedly sexy???

[BethanyisAWAKE]

I like how he said "torque." I need help.

[MusicianSoul42]

I've died. Tell Benedict to come to my funeral.

[DaRkMaNgAfAn93]

I know nothing about cars. Absolutely nothing. But I want a Jaguar right now.

[Lindor15]

DAT VOICE. he needs to do a voice over for a gps system. but then again, that might cause a lot of accidents....

[beffybeffy123]

never been give goosebumps by just a voice before, but this...

[snowyalice]

I'm a girl who likes cars and Benedict Cumberbatch. I can die right now and be happy.

[ed1657]

I think It could be the best car ad just because of his holy voice

[sternbergzookie]

@ed1657 It's not a car ad; it's an ad promoting auto-themed innuendos. What do you /think/ a strong rigid monocock--er, monocoque--is?

[Namuchan]

The driver looks like Moriarty :P

[sternbergzookie]

@Namuchan How on earth did you tear yourself away from the voice long enough to concentrate on that.

[SheepAteMyFanBoys]

How does one advert make me this sexual frustrated...

[GodFireElliott]

Could have picked a better colour. :-)

[Wishfulfish]

My ears... They died happy...

[ontheotherhand6689]

When my friends ask me why I look so vacant I just tell them I'm tired. If they ever find out that I'm listening to this on my ipod, I swear...

[prettybird367]

@ontheotherhand6689 You're not the only one. Currently it has 176 plays on my ipod.

[frankystein12]

sexy car, ABSOLUTELY ORGASMIC voice!

[xanseviera]

every time i feel sad and lonely I just imagine how strong, rigid, stiffened, body grip, seamless instance power, computational fluid dynamics, downforce, body control, traction, the outer limits of dynamic ability, agile, the ultimate *voice owner cough* I MEAN.. JAGUAR PERFORMANCE.

[TheZagadska]

Yes....

[xanseviera]

if the car comes with Benedict inside I'll buy one.

[christacat]

this is perfection :)

[goolyaboolya]

Like if your here for Ben :D

[ArtemisScribe]

I don't know what's sexier: His voice or the car!

[Frooblefulable]

When I earn enough, I will buy this car. Benedict Cumberbatch made it sexy.

[GirRocks8]

This is on my ipod.

[pokemaniac321]

Boom. Pregnant.

[XxCarlieCullenxX]

This is EAR PORN!

[wabbitowner]

'Computational fluid dynamics'

Good God, I resisted, but I am a Cumberbitch.

[Bethalaine]

What's all this about a car? All I can hear is "Instant power...down force...lift...supercharged...­strong...rigid...stiffened...b­ody control...traction...grip...sl­ip thresholds...outer limits...agile..."

[prettybird367]

@Bethalaine I hear ya! Seriously, it's ridiculous how perfect his voice is... As someone who understands nothing about cars, it's nothing short of amazing that I've listened to this video about a million times. Jaguar is getting their money's worth of advertising out of me.

[zlatickoxt]

I don't think it was a good idea for the company to ask him to narrate this ad. I've watched it a few times already and I barely remember as much as the colour of the car since I'm too distracted by his voice. :D Oh, what a voice!

[Singsonggirl]

@zlatickoxt *nodding-in-wild-agreement*

[Iwantsomefries]

Whats the song?

[linyrocker]

sooooo sexy

[BlissSlyOne]

jag-you-ahre... a-loo-minium... idk how funny it may sound, his voice sounds like a jaguar growling while playing a cello.

[TheChippy600]

Because most of the comments on a car commercial aren't about the car at all.

[BravoMarBravo]

And what was the commercial about?

[lun3tacular]

Benedict makes me cum...berbatch.

[jennicawolf]

I have the weirdest lady boner right now..

[18nationarmy]

i'd like him to explore the outer limits of my capabilities...

[ScienceOfDeduction1]

is it wierd that im literally drooling over a flipping car commercial???

[EllaMSB]

DAT VOICE.

[remk1017]

Does the narrator comes with the car??

[Siege2342]

I'd buy this car if the satnav was narrated by him.

[yellowpages2000]

I can't believe I just watched a 3 minute car commercial and ENJOYED it!! I wish my gps was voiced by him

[kazaustralian]

Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Gender  Age

Female 13-17

Female 18-24

Female 45-54

I can definitely see why. Females love a strong, rigid monocoque chassis.

[doodsrslyWTF]

Strong. Rigid. Stiffened. Body. Grip.

God, does he even know what he's doing to the world?

[EGRJ]

@doodsrslyWTF You forgot "Downforce".

[doodsrslyWTF]

@EGRJ Well technically I forgot a lot more than that, but quoting the entire video would take too much time. ;)

[BlackKat71]

Never before has the word "torque" turned me on so much.

[Regencyg]

He really should have been in the car. And yeah I'm adding a car commercial to my faves. No regrets.

[moondance169]

Liquid. Velvet. Sex.

There was a blue car in it, wasn't there?

[tehgrunge]

Car? What car?

I think I came.

[xTheKingOfAllCosmos]

I don't even remember what the damn car looked like.

[Aysannes]

And my panties just evaporated. I mean, that voice selling that car? Jesus, it's the best torture ever.

[xanseviera]

oh man, celloception...

[rasbunny]

I can't even drive, but I want one of these because Benedict Cumberbatch's voice made my brain go numb and I can't think of anything else.

[xMSxHNx]

A jaguar hiding in a cello selling a Jaguar.

[liuliwuyugmail]

Oh, the poor car! Give it some love too!

[ellamlc37]

His voice even sounds like a revving engine. Vroom. *knees buckles*

[GaruGreen]

Honey, that man could sell me ANYTHING.

[emjean14]

I want him to come with it. Is that an option?

[debdessaso]

It's a good thing he's selling something legal; otherwise, a lot of women could get in a lot of trouble!!

[dancedanceeyeah]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! I'M CRYING!!! Cumberbitch for life.

[blod1tatws]

Does he come with the car?

[Sachmecik]

I want to have the song from background :< Can anyone help? And of course: Ben <3 oh, the car is fine too...

[slashitup101]

They probably would have made double the sales if he was in the car too.

[anitarsenal1989]

Eargasm.

[GabbyGrapist]

Too bad they didn't have Benedict in the car. But now that I think about it I think seeing his gorgeous visage after hearing his voice would have left me dead to the world for the rest of the night.

[hanabanana5]

Could I get that in Cumberbatch?

[TheNextVanGogh]

Damn it I think I would buy absolutely anything if this mans voice was advertising it.