Porsche

[LOCKERZZHAKK]

this makes me wanna knock a bitch, not buy a porche

[IXScroungerXI]

...isn't that a form of auto theft?

[norakurogin]

スマパンの曲を使っているのが渋い！！



[xirvin92]

woman + porsche = certain death

[therealalexrider]

They have really nice gravel

[myjanuary151987]

Hell yeah! Fuck X5.

[MsArtist17]

Ive never seen a porche commercial on t.v.. my reading teacher saw one and all it said was, "Were Porche! We don't need to advertise!"

[bcbk20]

you forgot your luggage

[YiMMA2k5]

gold diggers! 

[rezek71]

A car is better than marriage...didn't ya know?! Sad.

[japhle]

It's a shame I know this song by heart and get freaked out when they cut to the intro.

[Marinemauro]

yeah but when you're gonna be alone in the woods with no gas you'll see BITCH!

[smokesignal216]

they need somebody to write their commercials. for such an exquisite car, such lame commercials. have your people contact my people... vardi.us

[250Therookie]

That selfish bastard

[Shocksink]

Marry a not so rich bitch ....and later on she gets pissed off and takes your Porscha???

[razorworks111]

Don't leave the ring! You're going to need it to buy gas!

[lince159]

Won't go so far, without money gas gonna out! xD

[WhoIsMaik]

Fucking WHORE, dont touch our toys.

[alliebug1988]

bitch knows what is UP

[Zvono100]

if i had to choose between Porsche and marriage, i would definetely chose a Porsche :)

[Gabulin049312]

Check it's a BMW X5 vs a Porsche 911, is too stupid the comparation hahaha

[kiljack1]

my moms porche is auto but she has a kill switch so I can't use it

[lmtam282]

what's the song in this ad?

[5spdzx3]

@lmtam282 today by the smashing pumpkins

[bzert281]

I think of my Dad's old 356 every time I see a Porsche commercial.

@sensibisle1 what, she can't drive a stick, or is it just that she can't get past the psychological hurdle of doing 100+ mph? Just kidding, that's really not a badge of shame, because most Porsche drivers will get scared before their Porsche will.

(On the Fla. T-pike one night, driving my friend's 911, he wakes up and says "how fast are you going?" "...uh, 100 mph." "What the hell are you doing to my damn car? STEP on it!")

[sensibisle1]

Luckily my wife is afraid of my 951....

[Nefus1988]

Bet she will crash it right after the commercial stops.

[billybobjoethefifth]

28 guys got there cars stolen too.

[SuperLoseruser]

To dannysong100 yeah lol

[SuperLoseruser]

She looks evil

[rminb010204]

What the hell is wrong with her face at 0:17

Stupid bitch should know better and stay in the kitchen.

[DannySong100]

she probally crashed 3 minutes later because shes a women driver

[larvatrong]

she´ll be back... she forget all her clothes

[forthefatherland699]

Shes a dumb bitch, she gave up A BMW for a lousy porsche

[TheRidouani]

@forthefatherland699

Shut the Fuck , If you say that bmw is better than a Porsche , than ur at the wrong Video !

[07boxster2]

no way my wife will get my porsche....it's a stick and she can't drive one! lol!! (she'll have to schlepp in the benz i'm afraid.)

[Hound419]

If money can't buy happiness it sure can make sadness more much nicer lol!

[vegasroxxor]

What the bitch didn't know was that the car was rigged with explosives.

[NoobTelovision]

money doesn't buy happiness but i'd rather cry in my Porsche..

[zasxaqws]

@NoobTelovision indeed! i wouldnt prob even cry anymore! :D

[pennypacker93]

let the bitch take the Porsche! you can always get another one ! then lots of girlfreinds......(who needs just one Porsche) ..one is not enough...

[tony8999]

man i would be so pissed if my wife gets the porche in the divorce

[Mercedes600SEL]

Ale dupa...

[Skandinaver92]

komisch: schlüssel stecken !?

[sebik994]

Gdzie oni taką niemke znaleźli??

[ImaginationRendering]

Excelent!

great JOB!

watch my jobs

youtube.com/watch?v=H2BUYtVhC9­8

- - - RENDERING IMAGINATION - - -

[temidget2]

0:15 damn she looks turned on

[mrpunisher123451]

@temidget2 orgy!!

[Richierich1285]

hell no that bitch would take an ass whoopin after she takes the car

[cocksnap123]

and then she crashes the car, and her husband files a divorce.

[aftereffects]

shit advert.

[plejra]

WATA FAK? richmen. What a kind of romantism. Sick. FUCK THEM!!! BLAST THEM, FOOLS

[whitesage2303]

what's the song??

[KristinaJSpolisci99]

yeah that statement was backwards money only doesn't bring happiness? then she drives away with a porche roflmao

[AlexTheShark]

Porsche. No substitute. I came along owning one on a complete coincidence, a 944 NA, and boy, it was love at first sight! Now I have two of them, and people look at me funny when they ask me about my second car :D ( 944 convertible ). I hope to mod my 944 coupe to 400hp before I turn 25! Passing for a milionaire without being one, driving a milionair's car without having his wallet. Feeling like a milionaire every time I turn her key and hear her come alive. Porsche, there's nothing else.

[armaniDrums1]

You dont need to be a millionare in anyway to have a porsche lol they start at 50,000 bucks for the cayman

[JL3Wind]

@armaniDrums1 yes, if you want the cayman without the S and no extra equipment at all.

[ExplodingSpaceMan]

@AlexTheShark

Have fun if you wreck that thing. Millionaires repair bill without Millionaires insurance.

[IAMCANADIAN2010]

@DeBalaguer omg man he just asked a question chill the fuck out man

[riz44]

gold digging whore

[maddymouse46]

Actually, the German at the end says " Money alone doesn't make you happy"

[mmckeon12]

Do the Porsche first. I own one.

[MrBlackfish011]

i dont have any experience in cars, so I guessed that Porsche are of great quality so I assumed that this was a good car.

[garciaram]

Porshe or wife? I did it wrong, first I got the wife and it's a huge mess to get the porsche, my best friend did it the other way around and worked perfectly!! Live and learn.

[boxerSubaru]

hmmmm, i'd prefer the porsche anyway, who gives f... to women :)

[Emzy576]

Fuck yes!

[johnnyblazze911]

that is a scary commercial. could make a man think twice about buying a porsche.

[StandardNeekeri]

but women don't understand CARS. THEY CAN'T DRIVE A STICK. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT A STICK MEANS ANYWAY.

[iceandballet]

i drive a stick.

[quest250]

yes they do. ask your mom your mom if she could operate a stick.  lol am joking

[digitalage03]

I love it, wife is leaving loads up the suv then goes screw this im taking the 911, hehe.

[aggrotv2]

@digitalage03

the suv is a BMW :(

[entropyness]

a boxster is the low end Porsche right ?

[ramblair32]

yep

[MrBlackfish011]

who cares its still a damn Porsche

[entropyness]

right, it's still a sporty Volkswagen. lmao

[JL3Wind]

@entropyness it might be the low end, but its still way more fun to drive (S version) than a regular carerra. its also faster as well when theres corners involved. A boxster S is really worth the money

[07boxster2]

i bought a stick so my wife can't drive it!!! she can have my benz! good-bye wife, hello p-car!

[ohpalma1105]

hahaha yeah it is! lol

[CrossWireStudio]

So the message is don't marry a gold digger because she'll just steal your Porsche?

[itsTiLER]

no i believe it is, don't buy a porsche because it carry all of your wifes stuff when she dumps you

[Vikstur2]

Yes , but looking at the size of the ring she left, you will probably have the money to buy a new one :D:D:D

[NoirExile]

new porsche or wife? =)

[Vikstur2]

Maybe both :)

[chr15t11an]

whata fucking bitch

[MrHargreaves]

Good way to rip off the VW Golf ad.

[flarpjr]

ferdinand porsche started volkswagon

[911claus]

Thats my girl...

[mojo232]

lol i wud so wife that chick. she is beautiful hot.

[Explosion000]

Money can't buy happiness? WTF How much does a 911 cost again?

[MrPink801]

@Explosion000 It's about 120.000€.

[Tormentor]

@Explosion000 The correct translation would be: "Money alone does not make happy".

[MrBostonlc]

@Explosion000 thats true money cant buy happiness but it can buy a porsche hahahaha

[clipintheak1]

@Explosion000 a 911 would make me the happiest guy in the world right now

[LaddieGalicia]

@Explosion000 70,000 pounds

[chan625]

@Explosion000 It says money isnt the only thing making you happy...but yeah that question can still peek in :P

[blackabbys666]

@Explosion000 actually the sentence is : just money is not happiness excuse my english here

[TheLovie999]

@Explosion000 120.000 € (that is Euros, not US $.. )

:- ))

[igotnoideawhattoput]

Doesnt matter how hard Porsche tries to advertise their car as "sexy" and "womaniser", it will never be a cool. The simple fact is, Porsche (especially the 911) is a complete bloke's car.

[mofunzonecom]

ur gay y in the fuck would u say its a car that never will be cool. its a cool car and NOT DESIGNED BY OTHER CAR COMPANIES. SAY THE NISSAN GTR GREAT CAR BUILT BY NISSIAN DESIGNED BY LOTUS

[Berzerkka]

said the golf driver...

[nguyentuan1990]

anyone know the song?

[dragngt]

Smashing Pumkins - Today

[fuzzygokoss]

no way! porsche is one of the greatest car companys in the world! along with mercedes-benz and bmw!!!! the boxter is the girls car!

[mofunzonecom]

u should not include bmw...

[IIIIY0UTUBEIIIIIIIII]

Porsche 997 Turbo

Porsche 997 GT3

Porsche 997 GT2

Porsche Carrera GT

Porsche-RUFF

Porsche-GEMBALLA GTR 750

Porsche- 997 GT3 9FF GTR 1000HP

Porsche 997 Tech art

[flametiger2]

so u calling me a gay guy, cuz i have a beautiful 911 sitting in my garage.

[MrChillgoose]

ya im sure you have a 911 in your garage you are just some kid who TELLS people that they have a posche on youtube

[7618313]

wow!

[wintergreen946]

good choice, girl!

[josiah566]

what a huge diss to BMW XD

The Porsche gets the girl

but the BMW gets the girl's crap.

[DutNC]

Whats reflecting in the side mirror? It looks like wolfman is driving. Am I missing something?

[carmgn56]

imagine her husband walking out to the driveway, seeing that he doesnt have his porsche anymore, then looks down to the ground, sees his wifes wedding ring. then clench it firmly in his hand, go down on both knees and yell ''NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!''

[josiah566]

Or better yet, imagine him throwing the ring away because it got in the way of where his Porsche last sat. XD

[rabiaa123456]

am 18 and soon i will get my dad's old porsche its a caysomething =)

[jereferg]

she left all her stuff in the SUV. lol

[s0ony]

kickass <3

0wn3d

[maximusben1]

1) porsche does not suck

2)ferrari is nice, but at about 3 times the price of porsche...no thanks

3)ferrari insurance and mechanic repair price = LOLLLL suicide....

[temidget2]

sure ferraris are nice but seriously impractical by the time ur brave enough to take it out the engine is gonna be dead but with a porsche u can use it everyday

[diztorcion666]

u know that is trure ,but is just so anoying when u take something straight out of show

[EcirpWehttam]

it's a practical sports car - a rare breed!

[Gangstakun]

or another chance ... The car is burning in the neighbours garden ... Women can't drive anyways ... Don't let them try it with porsche ...

[Gangstakun]

They should make the continue for it ... The man jumps into the other car and follow the porsche till a lamp and than he gets out that bitch ... Or blowses up the car : If you can't be mine than you won't gona be nobody's !

Porsche ! Yours or nobody's ...

With small letters : You can find another bitch on every corner , but porsche is only 1 ...

[Gangstakun]

So she just found a porsche at home from nothing ... Hmm ... Tomorrow morning I'm gonna check out our garden and garage for it ... Wish luck !

[vonOhzu]

It's ironic, all her stuff would fit if she had a boxster.

[studio99inc]

haha so true you have a BMW and you see a Porsche of course you dont want the BMW any more

[italy430]

true... but depends what BMW you have..

[XMG3]

money can't buy happiness... but it can buy a prosche...

[diztorcion666]

so it can buy hapiness ;)

[Jodito20]

I agree so much!

[valleroy]

song: today smashing pumpkins

[baszodaljmeg]

who is she? Cate Blanchet maybe?

[fa3002]

looks like Tatjana Patitz

[julianlee2]

this song is smashing pumpkins rite?

[shkenbake1001]

i would kill that biotch

[kikojiu]

Doesn´t buy happiness but buys a Porsche...ahaahahah

[bobfenders]

She take of her ring....dum, because the 911 also needs to be refueled; many times:).

[tacomanfan344]

She can't drive a Porsche with high-heels!

[zzddytt]

she took it all off in the car, just use your imagination.

[tacomanfan344]

It was just a joke, relax.

[rajnazemljiizemlja]

hahhaha good one:)))))

[cosmicdingo]

Feminist manifesto in which a righteous woman becomes a high end car thief. Uh, WTF?

[nIkbot4000]

BITCH NEVER GONNA GET MY PORSCHE!

[CooperS46]

lool BMW X5

[seroyer2]

if money can't but happiness then what bought that 911.

[HirschGirl95]

She did the correct thing!

[mayfox87]

DER 911!!!!! :-)

[mylatinvids]

i didnt get the commercial,shes leaving her husband ,packs her luggages and leaves with out them?? shouldnt it been to pack the luggage in her car and leave, why put them on another car and leave on another,sorry but i dont get it...

[SupermanTheGreatest]

What the ad is trying to say is, once you glance upon a 911, you'll never go back!

Sadly, she's already "dumb" enough to leave her luggage, let alone the grand theft auto charge she's gonna face (assuming that the 911 belongs to her fiancé/husband)! Hah!

[carlyingreece]

haha, they make women out terrible...

[brightlights456X]

What a bitch.

[arabiansensation]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

- Dr. Dre

[mhine30]

the SUV was a BMW X5!haha

[rarehuman]

Porsche = Happiness

Money cannot buy happiness

Let's ask Porsche to give us one :D

[ViperBorg]

I agree!

[volf0101]

i want one GT3 =D

and one Carrera S for my brother ;]

[911fever]

HOT

[asvoriapenxil]

hehehe... gold digger? if i were one, i won't thow away that ring! and I'll come back for the other car too... haha

[MD383]

LOL

[fishysilver]

typical gold digger sluts

[BissZumAbendrot]

Geld allein macht halt nicht glücklich, Porsche schon :)

[44bucks]

dont know if id be more upset about losing the girl or the porsche...

[gevelegian]

How can you not know? d'uh i'd choose the porsche because run after women you will never get any money, run after money you will ALWAYS get women ;)

[44bucks]

wow. smart man.

[ShadowFoxHound]

Wow, how true is that!

[IIIIY0UTUBEIIIIIIIII]

fuck X5

RULES 997 GT2

[bgloudon66]

lol!! that was so funny! that dude is going to be soo freakin mad.

[0ranki]

she'll proabably get the car in the divorce. Gold digger sluts:(

[HyoscyamusD1000]

Man gönnt sich ja sonst nichts ^^

[HeliBoy16]

what is the name of the song

[NONo443]

Smashing Pumpkins - Today? I am not totally sure if that is it (seeing as they kind of cut the song up for the commercial).

[HeliBoy16]

Thanks

[HeliBoy16]

fuck X5, Porsche rules

[OneHotPorsche944]

lucky guy...shes arrested for grand theft auto. he gets his ring back and can sell her truck with her crap in it. oh and shes gone too... as we say in america " dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out "

[gandalf117]

The best think about a Porche is that it is good to have it but you don't give a flying fuck if you don't :)