Paul Markham - Welcome To The Zoo (UMASS Amherst)

[fulishfu12]

even the misogyny is boring



[dirtymikemanz]

dude you are a fucking loser

[egoodarzy]

TUPAC LIVES THROUGH PAUL MARKHAM

[RachealLoves]

Hahaha is that a 370z in the back? I'm planning to go Umass Amherst next year! Cheers to that. I had to laugh at this video but nice attempt!

[offtheheazy6]

Do they even have a gym at Umass? All I see is a muppet from sesame street being followed around by a bunch of skinny white kids smh

[Harpysrude]

What is that car doing?? Gonna get a ticket this isn't UMASS

[jarsilver]

i stopped watching at "am-herst." 

[green182010]

U aint a nigger quit tryin

[truhiphoponly]

i called this kid a fag on facebok and i got banned, fuck u kid quit rapping

[VivaSaiHe]

Dude come on you can't even say "Amherst" correctly. Good song, but you sound like an idiot saying "am-herst"

[drastixxx]

"everybody is so real"

right right...

[123djmarc]

you look like a keebler elf

[Stayfrosty890]

They drink beer... UMass going hard

[truhiphoponly]

wat is with these rich white kids rapping?, smfh, fuckin wack artists destroy hip hop just like u mark

[TheThunderOfDiesels]

RIP, Fagop

[imawesome302]

Triggy goes harder then you, and he's 12.

[3asi1y]

where's the like/dislike bar?

oh wait now i remember paul markham is a faggot.

[KCylosSunshineButts]

This song is beyond stupid. It doesn't represent the real UMass at all.

[astro0123456789]

Good video, good music! Keep it coming =D I lol'd

[ADub230230]

@astro0123456789 Do you have the same kind of ears that the rest of the world has?

[supportgoodrap1003]

lol black kids put on for their city... white kids put on for their college... sad reality

[audgie42]

AM. ERST.

NOT. AM. HERST.

YOU GO THERE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT

[audgie42]

@Ultravod You are my hero. Biggest. Pet peeve. Ever. YOU GO TO THE FUCKING SCHOOL LEARN HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT

[mtbski3]

UMass' Rebecca Black.

[rduffym]

makes me embarrassed to be a living person

[TCard718]

This makes me embarrassed to be white.

[bobman212]

You say where we drink beer and you're holding a bottle of rum in your hand... wat

[Timmyisboss]

@bobman212 shutup



[SareyBurr]

I am not a fan of the video. Your rapping isn't bad though. (: I like it. People can be jerks, but I'm glad that you are still doing what you like. That is all that matters.

[MrDragon522]

@SareyBurr fuck you you stupid cunt. You definitely need a facial you stupid bitch.

[SareyBurr]

@MrDragon522 Do you seriously sit here and reply to everyones comments? Mine was positive so way to go. You're cool.

[MrDragon522]

@SareyBurr that may be but ur still a huge cunt. i hope u get ur pussy licked 8 times a day and get ur pooper filled by big dongs. that reminds me i have to take a poop in my pants. do u eat poop cause ur breath smells like shit u ugly whore.

[kmfdm23]

I attend this university and it's honestly nothing like this. The "zoomass" perception is perpetuated by young, immature teens looking for attention; luckily they only congregate in one part of the campus. The majority of us are hard workers smart enough to know that you don't need to spend big tuition money just to party. Hell, Uconn is crazier than us. To be fair, this "artist" is probably just pandering to the lowest common denominator for youtube views.

[vavxhi]

I come here to read the comments hahahahah

[JHair45]

TUPAC LIVES THROUGH PAUL MARKHAM

[darrenmuse]

This shit is gay.

[thomasmalooly]

@MattyStapes You need a 3.1...

[MattyStapes]

u need to have like a 4.0 to get in there why you rapping?

[BostonTerriers23]

i see rubber ducky took out his like bar huh? he must have had sooo many likes...

[BostonTerriers23]

pause aany time and look at this kid, he looks like one of those things from sesame street that honks its nose

[alexzeir26]

accounting student yet got a time to do such talent !!! freakin awesome !!! heahhhh yeahhhh

[rdizzlesnare11]

Thanks for setting UMASS back 20 years

[deedeeramadan]

now i know i'm not coming here

[crazyb1tch420]

yo, this guy here mac miller fuckin sucks bro.

[crazyb1tch420]

my friend showed you the fuck up at pike last year pussy

[MrDragon522]

that brunette needs a facial hehe :)

[TheKingHaskell]

This video is the epitome of everything wrong with Umass. Seriously never rap again, you make Sam Adams sound like Tupac. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[blueanthrax]

@TheKingHaskell LMFAO

[BostonTerriers23]

u look like a duck and im pretty sure umass isnt the jungle

[StoneGamer420]

LoL no thanks I don't need a school with a wannabe slim shady

[Timmyhustle]

That was pretty cool..Go UMass



[DrWillHird]

i dont go to umass but your a big fuckin faggot

[noodles6312]

fuck this kid. what a loser.

[noodles6312]

rough...

[mooncheese53]

rick james would give this 4 thumbs down!

[colineldridge1120]

watsup with all these kids tryna be like chris webby or some shit

[colineldridge1120]

ROFL

[Wordofthewise316]

you're so good that your dislike/like bar disappear



[theisis589]

the wrist flip at 3:53 with a bunch of clowns behind you must really cause the "haters to shut up"

[ShoOkisBeast]

how much did you have to pay that girl...

[carterarox]

3 things:

1. The girl is hot...actually too HOT.

2. Dont care about the persons; the reason for being in UMass is for ur future and not for anything else.

3. UMass is UMass and nothing will change it.

P.S. I play this song to watch the hot girl again xD!

[aaronschainm]

u mass looks like a bunch of queers you dont go the hardest. come to fucking eugene then try and say that

[16752637]

Thumbs Up if you think this kids a virgin you fucking fagot!

[jjabs92]

45,000 views in a school of 25,000, whts up

[CheebaSkam631]

you should stop puttin on for your school as started puttin on for tha suicide rate n do us all a favor

[umassacre]

@MrDragon522 his name is Paul Markham and he lives on 33 Phillips Street

[MrDragon522]

@umassacre thats cool man. i hope his house burns down while he's inside and no one rescues him

[KiddoLifee]

Turn the speed up to 1.5x, makes this song kinda damn dope.

[3peat1990]

too hideous to ever make it big - watching someone this ugly in a music video makes me think it's a padody

[l33tpwnzord]

Yea those girls look alright. And then you visited UGA.

[KiddoLifee]

Granted this isn't his best song, he doesn't deserve all the hate. His "Lord Knows" and "Moment For Life" remixes were pretty damn good. Don't condemn him based on this one track.

[MrDragon522]

@KiddoLifee fuck u 

[MrDragon522]

Top 5 Evil/Hated People in World History:

5. Ruhollah Khomeini

4. Idi Amin Dada

3. Pol Pot

2. Adolf Hitler

1. This Fucking Douchebag Paul Shithead Dickslap

After watching many of ur vids ive noticed how atrocious of human u rlly are. ur everything thats wrong with this universe.

P.S. Patriots fucking suck..if i so much as see u assclowns riot if ur faggy ass team wins or loses u all deserve to rot in the ground..oh and fuck the Sox, too

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 LOL! are you fucking kidding me!? Where the fuck are you from?! hahah! the Pats are gunna win no doubt you fucking failed abortion dirty jew! your just a jealous fuck that lives in a shitty ass state with no good pro teams kid... New England has the bests teams out there! every team has one in the past decade! hbu kid? stfu "MrDragon" go die in a hole or just simply go tie the rope...!

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 No I don't care as much about "my pro sports teams" as much as you fuckfaces..I don't really care about going crazy over some stupid ass team winning a game. I care about more important things like helping others in need, not beating someone up cause tim brady didnt make a field goal. i just think u ppl are fags who care too much abt "your teams." their not ur teams do u play footabll for the pats? baseball for the sox? if u do good for u otherwise suck my dick. ur pathetic

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 nah, kid you dont know shit.. first of all tom**** brady is the QB of the pats and the ravens missed the feildgoal... stupid fuck and im glad i made fun of your religion. how old are you btw? mr dragon????/ like who thinks a gay name like that? just stfu kid, no one loves you..

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 Oh ya kid ur right kid. ur one of those kid's who says kid all the time. stop talking like ur a black kid, kid. like i said idc abt tim brady missing fg's i was just making a point that that's all u ppl care about is someone throwing a footyball into a basketman hoop. mrdragon is just a silly name that i made up and many ppl love me. wbu? wanna be me friend silly cakes?hehe lets me u and pauly boi hang out nd talk abt all the pussy we gone get and the weeds we gone smoke nigga

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 it also shows true boston class to make fun of others ppls religions..thanks friend for consistently proving my point..Paul Markham is paving the way for a wonderful future generations of more low life degenerates!

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 umadbro?

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 I am upset about the lack of intelligence that you possess sir. Hit the books. You may learn a thing or two.

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 umadbro?

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 ill be at ur fucking school next weekend..whats ur name faggot

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 my name is mrs. dragon522 

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 if i ever found out who u were i would cut each of ur limbs off, rip out ur internal organs and feed it to ur family

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 kid keep making a good name for ur school and urself. u prob wear a sideways hat and bump j cole and say how hard u r kid. stop being a poser kid ur white. u know me so well saying i dont have any friends kid? oh kid ur just an immature kid i hope someone chops ur head off kid and throws it in a fire kid. u realize that millions of ppl were brutally murdered in the holocaust? u have no sense. this is why our nation sucks cus ppl like u r so ignorant.ppl burnin in an oven funny?

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 this is this kids brother and ur really not any more mature fighting on youtube with a stranger.

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 ur a fucking faggot just like ur stupid ass brother. im very mature u booger picking piece of doo doo..lick my nut sack motherfucker i hope u and ur brother play patty cakes while directing an independent film of brad pitt taking poops on eskimos then u guys can eat each others poop holes..please dont call me immature u dipthong

[AldenDetradia]

@MrDragon522 If you're so mature, why are you insulting someone on youtube? Shouldn't you be the bigger man and leave it be?

[MrDragon522]

@AldenDetradia why dont u eat my elbow u little dick licking poopy face..sit on a chair and be slapped in the face by a dildo u true willie wanker..ur the definition of an ugly parakeet u shit talking ass muchy :0

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 so mature.. umadbro?

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 think b4 u say things. i feel bad for u. i really hope someone kicks ur ass. u realize thousands of American soldiers fought and died in WWII to defend our nation and defeat Hitler to prevent thousands of other ppl being burnt in ovens? u go fight in one of our wars u fucking bitch..i hope ur fucking school burns to the ground

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 umadbro?

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 u say that cause u have nothing else to say..stop talking bc ur ignorant ..ur a spoiled brat and u dont appreciate where ur from and how u got here..dont make a fool of urself anymore

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 umadbro?

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 umadbro is just another saying that white kids say trying to be black..im not mad at all..actually a little..im mad that ur still alive to be honest

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 umadbro?

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 AHAHAHAHAHAH I may not watch footymanballz very often but good job the patriots for losing in the super dooper bowl..I hope u were 1 of those shitclowns rioting cus ur team lost a game..wow u guys make a rlly good name for urself and the rest of this country..i hope u were in the riot and got shot in the face u idiot..i thought u had the greatest teams in the world..i guess u cant beat ny though? right?

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 someone is angry.... kids these days... what are we gunna do?

[BostonTerriers23]

@MrDragon522 i doublt u would do tht ur prob 12

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 P.S. go suck paul markams cock..oh wait he likes it up the pooper..do that buddy

[MrDragon522]

@BostonTerriers23 oh and thanks for making fun of my religion u bigot asshole. keep makin a great name for ur school and ur state. thats why paul represents all of u idiots..it truly makes me laugh, but also upsets me. This is the true degradation of our civilization.

[supportgoodrap1003]

@MrDragon522 all religions are stupid

[fRaNKtheTanK7861]

this song is fuckin horrible this clown does not represent umass amherst

[rambballer23]

the retard sounds real smart pronouncing the h in Amherst, its silent dipshit

[JHair45]

only way to describe this is a thumb down

[BostonTerriers23]

The kid in the bulls snapback is a major fucking tool..

[NapoliXBleedsXBlue]

this is fucking shit...pussy bitch

[13rauk]

I like how marcus isnt that far from where he is

[SonDimz]

Soft ass herbs lol i feel bad for are future why are u even in college? Oh yea to make your parents look stupid lol FUCK U STAY ON THAT SIDE OF MASS PLEASE

[nickshrub]

Shouldn't this count as probable cause for the Amherst Police to get a warrant busting into 33 Phillips Street? At the very least, this clown should be arrested and charged with First Degree Idiocy, and slapped with a second misdemeanor charge: Unlawful Possession of No Talent.

[mradamasdfasdf]

@nickshrub Unfortunately, no. This wouldn't give the Amherst PD probably cause for a search, or evidence to necessitate a search warrant. There should be a law against no swag rappers acting a fool and making a good school look bad.

[Bodybuilder900ml]

@nickshrub im pretty sure the police dont give a shit

[mrghostnzl]

@nickshrub hahahahahahahahahaha nice!!!!

[jts1432]

thisissomefuckingbullshitgetth­efuckoutofthevalleybeforeiligh­tyouthefuckonfire

[OliverRosenheim]

Kujo the Juice from Hampshire kills you..

/watch?v=ozcxq2cO2og

[ShoOkisBeast]

id bang the shit out of the girl on his right...just sayn

[carlos123mencia123]

easily the biggest bitch at the Zoo



[mrsethhapenny]

/watch?v=mpTH1w4eVZE

[Ash3260]

You fucking suck. Can we get some more kujo?

[getmyhomework]

never ever getting laid

[MrUndacovabrova]

why in the hell is the comment section making judgments on the school? EVERY decent University is like this. Trust me, during my College Application process I found out. And UMass isn't even one of the hardest party schools out there. In terms of succeeding if what has been shown in this video deters you from accomplishing Academic Success then that isn't the school or these students fault...

[CookieCrackVol2]

Kujo The Juice will always be king of the 5 College... Hate to break it to ya...

[MisterSassyPants]

Oh my god I just threw up in my mouth. This is why I'm afraid of UMass.

[aaronschainm]

umass is not crazier than any other university

[aaronschainm]

wow this guy seems like a poser

[skawhileboarding]

I took UMass off my list of college to apply after listening to this. Thanks for making it easy Markham...

[Jim142130]

Sam Adams is the rapper that really reps Massachusetts.

[murda805]

@Jim142130 moufy all day kedd

[TheMalloryArcher]

this is a joke, right?

[ironofmaiden]

The steaming pile of shit that i have just witnessed not only deters me from transferring to umass, but causes me to judge and look down upon all of the mongoloids that inhabit this place. I hope your life is filled with misfortune and short comings, and may god have mercy on your soul.

[TheKG2010]

This song has potential to someday land on the Kidz Bop CD

[PatchRadio]

cool video you fucking faggot

[tiggalow]

This kid clearly stole his entire idea from the SUNY Albany song, which is much better.

/watch?v=xXnhx2PvECY

[aniketgiri1]

awesome job man fk all the haters

[kingofsaints397]

Yo Paul Dope shit! you should do a co-lab with Rebecca Black or Lil B!

[23Avocado]

ACTUALY IM GOING TO PISS ON YOU



[23Avocado]

YOU PISS ME OFF!!!!!1

[sazzthug99]

1:41 far right hahah

[soxpats8]

hahaha this sucks.

[AlphaWombat]

Give us a worse reputation please

[PoiZful]

i'm so MESSED UP from all this BEER

[BostonTerriers23]

Lmao, their all such Tools..

[BrendanRandall19]

If you go to this school and think this is a good video....you definitely need to get your priorities straight. It's pretty immature to brag about being the best "Party School", but to go out of your way and produce a song, paired with a music video? You've got to be kidding me! What happened to being proud to be a Minuteman and what THAT represents!? There are so many great things that come out of UMass Amherst, and with this video/song you are honestly slowly destroying a great reputation.

[SgtPepper1548]

This song is bad, and you should feel bad.

[TheChineseHurr1can3]

fuckin' disgrace

[century197]

"im in my room smoking weed now my throat kills" lmao what is this

[dragondeity]

Dom Mazzetti vs. White Rappers, what?!

[KreamDelaKreme586]

it honestly looked like the only bad chick was the girl standing next you in the video nut good song

[dwaynemrsarcastic]

so you actually make other songs?

...god help us all.

[shady48201]

Well safe to say your parents must be throughly embarassed this kid sucks 8===D~~~

[eatingafetus]

The fuck is this garbage?

Damn, no wonder UMass is circling the the drain.

[GnomeAttaxxx]

Well this is fucking embarrassing.

[takacsandrew]

G'walla eats you.

[halfass628]

you're fucking awful. stop it.

[frankc679]

Where can i get one of those Umass fucking amherst shirts like at 3:49 ??

[oiadictxx]

I really wish you didn't make all of the kids who go to UMass and work really hard look like douche bags who don't care about anything other than getting drunk and fucking girls.

[BESTinTHEburbsMUSIC]

if you're from umass and ur hating on this kid. you're just jelly!

[GnomeAttaxxx]

@BESTinTHEburbsMUSIC Uh, no...I'm just an academic tired of being associated with the most ignorant and spoiled student body i've ever encountered.

[BESTinTHEburbsMUSIC]

@GnomeAttaxxx hhaha well i see where you're coming from.

[13rauk]

@GnomeAttaxxx THis is mass welcome to the rich snotty state

[clairemackaycmj]

your very good, people need to stop getting all pissy.

lsu is a better party school though:)

[sdeming8]

so my pledge brother totally shit on you the other night... COME ON MAN