The Wall Of Quotes 2!

[LittleMissSquable]

i might be able to fart that long....... jk

[candymaniac555]

bertaphobic bitchezz

[simranisapenguin]

wow what a great ending ;P

[Iyellatrocks]

Damn, your voice has changed :o

[RandomNazzie]

12 people were bertiephobic

[efraizer813]

You somehow remind me of Oli Pettigrew :))

[jmariep18]

Has your voice got lower?-3

[RandomGalAmy]

more that 10 people pur year are killed by vending machines..

[msmonkeymusic]

The 'Oink Oink' bit made me laugh :LL

[rainfan100]

You should change it to wall of facts

[ilooovemetrostation]

Wow his voice got so deep.

[Millyj88]

the way you wrote 1867, phaha! naaawww!<3

[SiobhanRosa]

I love how your on about bombs. then baaammm, your wallpaper! you really do wanna take over the world dont you!

[Raach1xox]

Aha never laughed so much in my life...

[Libertyinwonderland]

Im bertophobic <3

Did you know that the best way to overcome a fear is face it?

Guess il be seeeing a lot more of your videos...

[annaLouLouC]

Do a wall of quotes 3! :D

[meekadai]

Most of those quotes sound like something off the sticker of a libra pad.

[cherielovesdrama]

like charlie is so cool like much!?

[tonimfx]

sticky stick stick sta stick stick yeahhh

[victoriavickieek]

just got told to say tumboings(: xxxxx

[victoriavickieek]

oink oink nawww cute xx

[Carmenom96]

I love his little 'bye' at the end of every vid!:')

[citygurrl07]

Love the way he said oink oink

[thefishgoessqee]

Awwww, it's been too long since we've heard your funny noises!

[immaskinnywhitebitch]

you have the worst handwriting ever. I think there should be a charity organisation to get you lessons :)

[EscapingFromReality]

Benkinersophobia is the fear of not receiving a Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday. I DEFINITELY had this.

[pineappleperm]

More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines

[pineappleperm]

40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

[EscapingFromReality]

@pineappleperm Proud to say I'm part of the 40%

[pineappleperm]

The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

[pineappleperm]

Quote:In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".

[pineappleperm]

Quote: Ice-cream is Chinese food. x

[Absterie]

There is a photo of an Atomic Bomb on his laptop screen... Do we really think he was joking?

[604Sarah]

When people trade the power of love for the love of power, then the world will know peace

[NinaXxXxB0b]

nice bum;)

[andyouknew]

oink oink !!!

[rhianacarrie]

You wear that shirt all the time...

[689pheebs]

4:34 is like sooo funny haha

[kantarou10]

this cheered me up so much! nice vid bertie

[isabelxG]

Did you notice that these aren't quotes..they're so-called facts?

[MrJoshyyyHD]

i like the fact these are all from uber facts

[tayzo31]

this is funny but crap >> friends are like trees if u hit the multiple times with an axe there going to fall over.

[tayzo31]

like if u spent the rest of the video watching the 1st sticky note to see if it fell again?

[alexespino101]

3:09 Shakespeare was also the first author to use the word SWAG :)) ( I forgot where I got that but yeah I read it somewhere)

[cordeliaistheone]

Is your screensaver a fart bomb?

[MissMissBreagson]

Bertie! I am a Californian be my pen-pal?

[thewickedyouth]

OMFG best part of the video 04:34

[MyCamoflage]

Hey Bertie, i live in Australia, want to be my pen-pal?

[TheAngryTomatoe]

I love your t-shirt! Where was it from?

[TheZebralovers123]

Umm. Thank you for watching...byee

[Rananable]

Koalas aren't bears... Take it from an Australian... :D

[geewhizzitscharley]

@Rananable But everyone calls them Koala bears...MYLIFEISOVER D:

................i joke ;)

[abbiecward]

What Year Was You Born ??

[marlenarenee625]

heyy luv this video!!!!

[Alucard1800]

Jesus Bertie! You got some heavy bags under those eyes of yours! D: Sleep boy!

[BeeMollyMiss]

@BertiebertG You just owned that bitch get her to make you a samitch!

[harryharry353]

@BertiebertG yes you are Bertie.. :))) @XxSophiaxXluvsit you are so cool!

[BasCuber]

stop copying charlieissocoollike you foney!!

[MissMissBreagson]

You're SOOOO cute!!!!!!!

QUOTE (S):

Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair... and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley. -DRACO MALFOY

I AM AN AMERICAN LUNA LOVEGOOD, SECRETLY A BAD ASS NINJA WITH A LIGHT UP NOSE!!!!- LUNA GRACE DAYE (ME)

[MsIPUKERAINBOWS]

I enjoy the description

[potetmalin]

You should call it the wall of facts. :))

[pentagogirl]

This is like the third time I've commented, but...

QUOTE:

Honey Badger just takes what it wants-

Luna Lovegood

[pentagogirl]

This is a DARE for Bertie:

I dare you to go to Walmart, and then have Dom push you around in a shopping cart, dressed as 'redcoat soldiers' and scream, THE AMERICANS ARE COMING!

QUOTE:

Dextrophobia: Fear of things on the right side of the body

Levophobia: fear of things on the left side of the body

[pentagogirl]

@Stupefy96 No he's not! He is a wizard! Scorpius Malfoy! DUH.

[ymoxx]

Do an Ask Bertie, pleeeeaaassseee.?

[SingingFabulousx]

Fit boys handwriting's are ALWAYS messy;)

[Stupefy96]

Look at Bertie's eyes. He has dark circles. Bertie's a vampire. I just hope he doesn't sparkle. Then he would just be a sleep-deprived fairy.

[Stupefy96]

It should be called Wall Of Facts rather than Wall Of Quotes. Just saying...

[niallergirlfriend]

You are so cute. I love you!

[narissaeh]

'rums'

[GeorgieEvans23]

I'm pretty sure the thing about adverts cant be true if you think about it..

[gagaswh0re]

What happened to 5:27? :o

[somewherefornoone]

I swear some of these quotes come from Nerdfighters.

[austious]

@XxSophiaxXluvsit that is so mean!

[MikeTehV]

@austious why? whats wrong with being gay?

[austious]

@MikeTehV there is nothing wrong with being gay! i said it was mean because he obviously isn't.

[brunopineapple]

is it me or does Bertie have really good handwriting?

[shay935]

He looks so much like Rudy from Misfits...

[ZzSomethingzStupidzZ]

oh btw ur hot and so is ur accent. k bye :D

[ZzSomethingzStupidzZ]

QUOTE:

If you're not dead you're still living

[playradioplay121]

QUOTE:

If life is unfair to everyone then isn't it fair??

[playradioplay121]

QUOTE:

Humming birds are the only bird that can fly backwards, and hippos have a 21-inch long tongue!!!! ;)

[LunavilleHP]

Every time he said 'and they say' I was waiting for him to break out singing Ed Sheeran - A Team.

[MollieLikesYourFace]

more of a window sill than a wall... :3

[MollieLikesYourFace]

@MollieLikesYourFace dam...you just said that.. HA! iFail..

[annaLouLouC]

did you know that 1 in 20 people have an extra rib? :o

also, every three days the human stomach gets a new lining... :o this is wierd, but true x

[tazza2xx]

the ten people that disliked this video were just jelouse that they didnt have giant stiky notes like berties:)

[EvaTheBerry]

No more cool theme song :(

[povedaangel114]

listen to the first video of the wall of quotes, watch this one. Dayum, his voice changed.

[Ilovemusics101]

"stay in there!" LOL

[45JonasBrothers]

NOOOOOO I was gonna tell him that Hippo Milk was Pink!!! Unfair, I could have been on his wall :(

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

u r awesome to look at,

makes no sense, I know.

>:}

[Taylordudu]

How old are you? =D

[LookClick123]

Is it just me or his voice just got deeper?

[GibboMusic223]

In the background on the screen is the future of that atomic bomb

[JessieHeartsLife]

Damn. you're hot xD

[Iced0826]

Shakespeare did in fact invent the word "puke."

I learned that from 39 clues... :">

[Iced0826]

You have very flowy lips...They are very distracting... :">

[Vintagestylewhore]

you must really like that shirt :)

[burningangel04109]

I Love his eyes.

[Evialah]

That is the cutest oink I've ever heard omg. Please stop being perfect. It's killing me. How are you real? What. Okay I'm done. Sorry. I'm a fangirl.

[Tblizzard14]

Bertie, why are you so beautifuly beautuiful!! I love you!! <3

please come to Canada one day!! (ottawa)

[RodneyPlusGirls]

LMfao 

[ItzLotteh]

Bertie :O You read my mind. When you said you didn't know anyone who could fart that much I was thinking "Maybe Roy :O"

[fearlessdietoday]

ñl98okñokñlo *-* taldo.

[lilmisslakeishaevans]

<3 omg Love this, your hilarious and just amazing tbh :')

[itsadriennebailey]

this made me think of charlieissocoollikes wall of stuff:D

[MsSInGiNgBoOkWoRm]

"This is a historic moment, guys. Could we please-"

*paper falls*

Year 2087

History Teacher: Class, here's your notes about the giant sticky note that fell off Bertie's wall.

[BertiebertG]

@XxSophiaxXluvsit I'm not gay!

[lanternofcain]

@BertiebertG YES! :'D

[gemzz777]

@BertiebertG if your not gay then marry me :/ Oh. your not desperate either....oh right okay.

[MegaJaycop]

@BertiebertG you're not hot either.

[jacluvsharrypotter]

@MegaJaycop well thats not very nice

[NINNAwesomee]

oh gosh bertie, your my inspiration. <3

[Coolpotato21]

shakespeare created half the words in the dictionary...maybe more

[madninjacake]

Has his voice broken??? Yeww!!! Go Bertie :)

[McGonagallus]

I dont like how Bertie is getting hate. It also appears people aren't as interested as they used to be :/ Haters take your hate away ♥ Nice Bertie, jealous of your handwriting. Good luck for your school exams and stuff

[imposs2010]

Gay

[KillZoneHart1]

No one cares Fu

[Freenisgreat]

huhu. Stay there!.. Hopefully it won't fall again. huhu.

Lool cute.

[Freenisgreat]

Nialls good at farting...

[SpreadYourWingsToday]

@Freenisgreat my thoughts exactly

[Freenisgreat]

@SpreadYourWingsToday Isn't everyone's (;

[OfficialRAxx]

you have the neatest handwriting ever. <3

[daryltd1]

Wow this guy is annoying

I can see what he's trying for, but the whole stupid dragging out words thing, old news bot

[kaitlinjulia1214]

Someone buy Bertie a new shirt.

[yesperhapsmaybe]

Those are facts. Not quotes :) haha

[ComedicCookies]

"This is a historic moment guys.."

*note falls*

lmao XD

[pointless20]

did anyone else get the temptation to start singing the a team when bertie said "theyyyy sayyy" xxxxxxxxxxx

[Diamond8440]

I want GIANT sticky notes!

[TheKristinSilvanic]

Im gonna stick my finger up your butt hole:P

[thefuzzyducky1]

........chicken...that is all.

[cawesome11]

Anyone else notice his background on his computer is an atomic bomb going off?

[ArmoredViolinist]

I HAVE BERTAPHOBIAPHOBIA! IT'S THE FEAR OF FEARING BERTIE BECAUSE IF I FEARED MY HUSBAND THAT'D BE SCARY!!!!

...OINK OINK....

[randomz594]

I hear a voice change ;D

[hewer2011]

OINK OINK

[blankdude94]

i wanna see your dog :D

[DarkestLeaf]

Stick it up with magic =D

[RosesSims3]

The irony of your desktop background being an (atomic?) bomb

[mellowpuffify]

cutest laugh ever!

[potterhead2012]

did anyone else notice the mushroom cloud on his computer

[musicnuffsaid]

KOALAS ARENT BEARS !!!!! >:O WHY CANT OTHER COUNTRIES UNDERSTAND THAT???

[potterhead2012]

@musicnuffsaid i totally agree with you

[avamanda1]

Shakespeare invented the yo mama jokes

[avamanda1]

@wtgirls he hasnt even been on youtube that long... And if he had,you would have watched nonstop o.o

[avamanda1]

@wtgirls he hasnt even been on youtube that long....

[avamanda1]

Wtgirls he havent even been on youtube that long....

[wtgirls]

i probably spent 4 years of my life watching bertie <3

[maariahproductionz]

@wtgirls you do realize that that makes no sense whatsoever?

[Gibbsgasm11]

When I get sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead... True Story

[TiaBernal96]

'THERE SAY' SHE IS THE CLASS A TEAM :) <3

[nadinebeck97]

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly

[nadinebeck97]

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

[marlenarenee625]

hey bertie whats up! i luv your video, i know this may be pushy but my birthday is on valentines day and i am turning 12! can you say something about it! it would really make me feel good! thanks bertie u rock!

[nadinebeck97]

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth

[MissDance555]

Oink Oink Haha! <3

[MsAwesomeify]

Shakespeare created the word "swag"

True Story

[PTSxVipErZz]

antidisestablishmentarianism biggest word in english dictionary just thought i would share it

[hphottie98]

By the time you're 75-years-old, you have spent about 23 years sleeping.

[hphottie98]

When you sneeze, snot is blown out of your nose at 100 mph!

[crazystrangechild]

Me and Fabio the blue unicorn are going to the rainbow pig's castle to steal the ninja penguins swords to kill the monsters that live in your shoe box! -me Kelly Walters haha i was slap happy

[bethaniebeadles]

i acc started pmsl on the oink bit...

[hanzmarsh]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia - Fear of long words ;)

you would have a fear, of your own fear...

woa.

[Simpsonrach]

Voldemophobia, the fear of having no nose xD

[Simpsonrach]

Voldemophobia...;)

[Lauren4lifeD]

Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.

[conchita4all]

Onfalophobia - The Fear Of Bellybuttons...

[conchita4all]

Lachonophobia - The Fear Of Vegetables

[conchita4all]

Friends Are Like Boobs: Some Are Real And Some Are Fake :)