The Pimp

[jamesx6x]

Michael Swaim IS Cracked.com

[Mestitiamortis]

Isnt that his wife, from like other vids. Still hillarious

[claustrophobicbeast]

am i the only one that laughed during the first second upon hearing creed playing in the car?

[Ginyustyle]

@claustrophobicbeast No, no you are not. I think it's the Scott Stapp impression that sells it.

[johnyisn1]

"theres no finer doodle-wettener then this here whore"

[Kozzi42]

I <3 Robot Pimp

[Vegemighty]

Best Those Aren't Muskets sketch ever!

[JRO1646]

That robot pimp was awkward.

[coolestpolak]

@JRO1646 Yea, the best part is between 0:00 - 2:56. After that its kind of weird, but I think generally it's supposed to be "the past pimps" and "future pimps". Meh.

[Rockyface]

"your wagon is draggin' your melons a smellin' your snappers a crapper and your hotsie ain't so totsie"

[NoukonGlobal]

Are you trying to sell me a Prostitute?

Sell? Well not on your life sonny- I'm Practically giving away this top class American grade Sheba.

[captainaweshum]

I just wish there were more appropriate times to use the phrase "Suck the handlebar off a mustache"

[airgilbert]

Fucking awesome.

[Bigkahkistan]

I didn't even laugh at this video, I just kind of stared in awe.

[Stiksteve]

Aw, rasberrys

[crazysob4801]

that move with his hat... that was awesome.

[nodysseus]

This video is so great it's like I've died and gone to the back room...

[sk8erchick888]

lol a quarter!!!!

[vash2024]

Why can't ANYONE else be as funny as you guys? Awesome stuff.

[adrastea]

this is the best comic writing ive seen in a very very very long time.

[sgtcampsalot]

Honestly, this has more one-liners-per-minute than... than... well hell, let TAM come up with an analogy for me; they've got plenty to spare.

[TheFlawlessHost]

12 credits and their orifices are yours hahahaha

[PikolUploader]

Little fatty-ish, but I'd fuck her xD haha

[chocomog35]

Gotta love the English Lesbian Swaim. My fucking hero.

[mrjimmyos]

"my grandma" lmao

[0n3m4n4rm33]

2:15  "Fuck...you..." lol!

[TheCalcHacker]

lolwtf

[BenDiRosa2]

wow 25 cents...if i had to pay that for one of those, i'd rather have my gumball! XD

[rustandwine]

Poor Chauncy, I feel bad for her...no, wait, THAT'S an erection.

[crazysob4801]

this really needs a sequel

[ChuckneyYT]

Although your English accent pains me slightly, the hat flip at 2:06 makes up many times over.

[decimars]

its a 20s American accent not an English accent

[ChuckneyYT]

Dude, you're right. Of course you're right.

Wow, wth was I tripping on when I watched this then? :D

Accent Recognition FAIL, self.

[decimars]

Someone noting their own failure on the nets, that's umpossible!! Heh, temporary brain distortion happens to us all

[Isaxman]

I commend you, sir.

[thegothmog]

lol... but damn, now i'm wanting some sex

[PikolUploader]

she's fatty. not for me xD

[WallpaperViolence]

fat...are you insane or blind...those are your options unless of course anorexia turns you on...

[MastaRikta]

As he says, don't get your knickers in a knot. She's definitely got a spare tire around her hips.

[phoenixblack88]

Swaim could prostitute my sister any day.

[MathausLC]

Why stand when you can sit - on a prostitute's face.

[DrWho12345677]

aww rasberries...priceless

[Xxaviers56]

LOL! Rofl, "12 credits and their orifices are yours.."

[urbittergdbye89]

noiice

[takineko]

HAHA I love this.

Their orifice's are yours!

[Rockyface]

Chauncey!!

[BobChaos23]

oh, and I would TOTALLY spot her the extra dime...

;)

[BobChaos23]

Damn she's sexy...

[bvp187]

are you with Pimpin 2.0 web game that was funny

[uthertheking]

Oh, Swaim. If you were my neighbourhood pimp, I'd be down there in an instant.

[TEBON]

genius

[Hitari0]

"It's 12:30!"

[open994]

LOL zomg that was fuckin funny

"you know what they say,

the early bird gets his doodle wet

and there is no finer doodle wettener than chauncey here"

[sillygrouse]

Chauncey is mad hott

[crzyemobtch]

Get hip to the jive of 1920's slang boys and gals!! Its the Cats meow, and how! This video hits on all sixes ;) So lets all go down to the gin joint and grab some giggle water and get spifflicated......

[jkzebrafish]

Ha ha ha!  So clever! I am impressed!

[MisfitSlacker]

"That's not even a twenties term!"

[toxbreathexin]

Agreed. The language is just hilarious!

You should be more well-known!

[Makani]

How do you come up with this stuff? Brilliant. The dialogue from the pimps are just fantastic!

[morthgog]

you people are genius..

[Executor416]

Oh snap!

[beninjamang]

haha awesome!

[entragenm]

I <3 Chauncey

[craigpugsley]

ThoseAren'tMuskets make probably the finest videos I've seen on the entire Interwebs - and I've been around the block a few times, if ya catch ma drift.

This, sir, is one of the finest.

[LeninToast]

oh rasberrys!

lols

[Hughsnews]

I am very aroused

[cellulum]

If only these guys would write TV.

doodle wettner

[Creatlach]

Chauncey?

[Schnippshly]

thosearentmuskets is hilarious.

[treeclimer9]

you should SO do that at the renissance festival.lol.

[ElitePirateUpsilon]

"Thats not even a twenties term!"

LOL!

[fxkmehxrder]

12 credits... hehe..

[SuzySilvenna]

LOVE it, goddam hysterical :D

[PaleIryss]

"That's not even a twenties term!"

Heehee.

[BuyingSoulsOver]

XD I love this one- ok, this one, sleeves, and internet party...the whole supersmash bros. theater is still a bit disturbing to me though o___o

[crashwood]

awsome id like to see the story how the midevil pimp got caught

[treehamallama]

oh raspberry's ahhahaa

[thelainiebug]

ahahahaha SUBSCRIBE

[LoganXavier]

The drivers reaction to the lady playing with her tounge is priceless

[obefiend]

dudes. this is funny. do more porn blogs. that shits awesome

[dezzaG369]

i lol'd a couple of times throughout this!

wen he wuz dissin the prossie: LOL

that other pimp: LOL

and uhh... OHHH SNAP!

[IronCladBen]

man 25 cents how could you drive away

[TheNihilisticRampage]

Lame

[samhainlives]

If pimps were that entertaining, I'd be visiting them more often than my usual twice a week.

This is hilarious, the greatest thing that happened as a result of my frequent cracked readings is hearing about Those Aren't Muskets.

[Powerfacemaster]

that was great

[NibOswald]

Unbelievably clever.

[Hi5s4WoopWoops]

wow you have talent! awesome writing and great job playing the character "the pimp."

[tinygoals]

I've been watching your videos...the writing is fantastic. The lines are so clever and funny. I predict you will go far. :)

[brockdjwest]

why stand when you can sit... on a prostitute's face

[Cppinne]

Awesome! :>

[paisleypower30]

A rip in the time space continuim perhaps ? lol

[DiTheSpy]

I've seen this video a ton of times and it's still hilarious. Good job guys.

[666coltsfan666]

i can repeat the whole video!!! The balled of tiggy too.

[RyanTaylorBliss]

this...is....so....fucking....­funny.

easily one of my favorite comedy sketches on youtube. and the best part is that the guy in the car is listening to Creed.

[communistcothern]

Thats no snake oil yous sell'n chum,shame bout that constableman tho'.