HANDJOB! [Official Commercial]

[Ry0wn]

Fuck, I need a handjob.

[Eckull]

I think im going to give everyone a handjob next christmas.

[ShadowsFallUpon]

Two handjobs for under five dollars? Sounds like a deal to me.

[am3930]

T-Shirts are available on the website.

Great for so many occasions.

[daveheel]

i like grandma getting it all over the face. lol

[AlertOblivionFringe]

LMFAO this is hilarious!

[SurfShopRock]

theres one problem with this infomercial....it looks better than all the other infomercials

[Spacirelei]

Step 1: Create Product based on a double entendre.

Step 2: Make faux viral commercial for only the internet. actually sell joke product

Step 3:

Step 4: Profit.

[lgo2008]

a hand job in the front yard hahah!

[asokaydotcom]

Nah, I'll pass. I spent my last few dollars on a blowjob instead.

The baloon pump, of course. Perhaps a subject for the next commercial. "Don't like the taste of rubber? Try the real blowjob! In less than a third of the time, you'll get any blowjobbed item to pop!"

[TyIzaeL]

Just twist and tug!

[TakingMusicOver]

In no way would a handjob help start a weed whacker

[LifeofJakeBair]

How do they get these old people to do these commercials?! DAMN YOU L.A

[Trevnyah]

What the actual fuck.

[Studflucker]

I kept refreshing the video to reset the 10 minute timer!! Must. Order. In. Time. For. Incredible. Offer...

[CroGamer002]

What the fuck?

[ThrowVloggersInJail]

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HANDJOB IS ALSO A SEXUAL TERM.

I GET THE JOKE.

[fraudster111]

Quote from the site "Handjob! Is the multi-grip system that everyone’s talking about! Are you feeling tired? Frustrated? Overwhelmed? Sounds like you need a Handjob!"

[25sandlord]

Second handjob for FREE. Oh god, i cracked up at that part.

[ricer888]

reminds of the radio ads on gta 4.

[laurierchick11]

this video is funny yet older than dirt... thanks RWJ,

[abigail737]

i want a handjob :3

[heeldroe]

@abigail737 dont we all! :D

[KillstealingPrick]

@abigail737 i rather get a blowjab :3

[xandssk29]

lol

[abdullahalshehab2]

must go to RWJ :D

[TheDarthnick]

waaataaafak?

[thenotsew]

What if some kid sees this he would be like: MOMMY MOMMY I WANT A HANDJOB!!!

[luvbuz]

thats a joke right?

[danibay14]

2 handjobs for under $5 thats a great deal for any economy....LAWWLLL

[xMhw001x]

this is a youtube video...does that mean i can replay the video for infinite 10 minute bonuses?

[fckwatuthot]

130 people dont get handjobs

[langitpinagkait]

omg! i want a HANDJOB!!!!

[slayisinsanified]

i love the friction in that thing, burns my thing right up ;)

[Wilhemet]

This video is completely inappropriate. The man's shorts at 0:21 are to short to be legal.

[OmgItsDima]

im gonna buy my wife a handjob for a hand job, how bout that

[Omegadarkdrake]

2 hand jobs for under 5$ got me... TOO FUNNY

[dragonforcesfan]

2 Hand Jobs for under $5! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­it

[OMGukilledTV]

hahaha open another tab and just... listen to this commercial, DON'T WATCH IT! just ...listen! xD it's like 20,000 times funnier

[AbelleveMe]

only desperate ppl get a handjob

[Kenyee28]

twss

[donghanyao]

LOL so.... turns out ineedahandjob(dot)com is actually a legit site xD

[cheezystyler]

Handjob. You deserve it.

[WillBauset]

what a sweet release

[Gagaology]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[dumbkid234]

Im buying four!

[dschingy]

no way this shit is real

[ShermX69X]

I know how that guy feels at 0:23 !!

[kitchenfromhell]

What about using a handjob for a hand job?

[snower5554]

I literally just got 2 handjobs. One of these and one from my girlfriend. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME! :D

[hallsy154]

2 for the price of one...this a funny video. thumbs up!!

[AwesomeCoasters]

I need a handjob XD

[St3aua86]

Imagine how a blowjob will look like!! :D

[MrDemiex]

uncle Greg knows whats up.

[cshort79]

So Funny!

[ky015]

"THANKS UNCLE CRAIG" AHAHAHHAHAHA

[elderban]

I love the nod to 4Chan when the guy says "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"

[KatherineFallen]

Did you guys get the idea to make this from using garlic peelers, or whatever those big floppy pads are called? I totally use those to open things all the time!

[gssantospequeno]

"2 handjobs for under 5$"

LOL i laughed so hard when i heard this xD

[jokerthesmoker666]

this might just be the greatest thing i have ever watched!

[HardRokMiner]

Dear Santa,

Can I have a Handjob?

[Arcterion]

Holy shit, I want a Handjob now!

[crowntown2007]

LMAO at 21 seconds "Faaaaaaaaaaac......"

[davepacino]

@J7x54 we are proud to be an American company. Our customer service dept. and distribution centers are located right here in sunny CA. Our company is owned and operated by Americans. Always will be, always will be.

[o0QuAdSh0t0o]

Ummm... I really want to meet someone that screams "FUCK!!!!" after not being able to start a weedwacker after 2 tries...lmao...

[jimmyboo121]

Thanks uncle Greg!

[j7x54]

this is not an American company

[FPSBxUrBAN101]

@j7x54 it is stop acting like you americans are clean.

[SmellyAmpitz]

My girlfriend just gave my a Handjob for my birthday!

[noahx44]

FUCK YEAH HAND JOBS ABSOLUTELY FREE ABSOLUTELY FREE GIVING OUT FREE HAND JOBS THATS RIGHT IM GIVING OUT FREE HAND JOBS

[Frostwrath]

I could use a hand job, especially at work.

[lolutubepoop]

xD

...

[rot105and]

wow this can only happen in america

[c411911owns]

:16 brings the lulz!!!!!!!!!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuu-

[bringinhomesara]

everyone's got that creepy uncle who gives you a handjob at christmas

[Dawgmandede]

@bringinhomesara sometimes twice a christmas :(

[DeMoeAurelius]

Did any body realize the old lady got some of the Champagne in her hair and face when she popped the top lol!!!

[LittleArmah]

I wonder if they create blowjob thing. What it will be? Blow something easier?

[MathiasJV]

LMAOOOOOO dumbest shit ever

[omsata]

This shit's for real? good lord..

[Masamune364]

LMAO!! :45 to :50 Wow, that old man is cumming and the old lady is enjoying herself .. jaja

[Masamune364]

this reminds me of tiddy bear!! LMAO!!!

[Jokester147]

OMG Uncle Greg gives hand jobs?!

[Loshonti]

Half-Life 2 RPG sound effect.

Huh.

[lithiumsniff]

this is f-cking hilarious..

[phaota]

Hilarious video. "Oh what a sweet release." LOL

[JarrydGothix]

This commercial is crazyyyyyy

[frickfrock999]

I wonder what the blowjob one will be.

A hair dryer?

[geojus1]

i totally need a handjob right now

[Haaaaaaank]

THAAAANKS UNCLE GREEEEEG!!!!!!!!!!!

[cellophanegirl]

2 handjobs for under 5 dollars really IS an amazing deal.

[cjbgf1]

Transcribe audio:

"Sounds like he's in the grandchild"

WHAT

[nineinchtaint]

The MILF in the green sweater has rockin' tits

[kemry55]

lolz only if billy mays was alive

[kemry55]

lolzzzz

[Deadllama1077]

The best part is, it's real! I went to the site and it's legit! XD

[zooll34]

0:43 CUMSHOT

[ra4ul05]

#LOL

[davepacino]

@dun88dun88bum88bummy molesting children is not funny, jokes are. And what's with you screen name? Are you making fun of homeless people? Despicable....

[Rosky12]

@davepacino LOL

[cretinhop25]

black guy is scary D:

[FreshNapp]

Nice commercial. Although I don't think jokes about molesting children are funny.

[davepacino]

@FreshNapp yeah, but you're kind of a pussy.

[FreshNapp]

@davepacino That sure makes sense.

[dinoworld112]

i need a hand job under the table

[boomfang]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Left4DeadVids]

america...

[CircaSkating]

black guy is funny

[UnanimousDelivers]

I need a handjob right now XD

[QQTheStealth]

raywilliamjohnson needs to see this

[CsDy1395]

@QQTheStealth Agreed

[Left4DeadVids]

@QQTheStealth he was the first one to show it as a big youtube star.

[blazerx900]

when are they gonna make blowjob? :O

XD

[batmanmanman2]

thanks uncle greg! lol

[jhizzleism]

"What a sweet release"...LOL

[takeoff1212]

WHAT!, thats such a rip off, i just got a handjob for free down the street!

[wazzup1975]

why the f*ck is this flagged. Goddamn flaggots

[isisdazs]

my mother is the proud owner of two handjobs.

[Frogster7]

YOU DESERVE IT ROFL XD

[altairx26]

i dont need this my girlfriend do this to me everyday

[Darkstar6545]

I love how sexual this commercial is XD

[vortigauntfan]

Oh man, I love these handjobs. They're the best. I just don't feel as much grip and power without them.

If I thought it didn't cost money to make a commercial like this I would say that they just did this for the lolz

[willizle02]

can i haz a handjob plz <:3

[hoodie954]

Thanks uncle Greg!

[DeRezus]

Thanks uncle Greg!

[kirroland]

i don't need a handjob i can give one myself OMG LULZ

[ilikeblue1994]

I love Uncle Greg and his handjobs :D

[uselessthings]

Nice They just made a million dollars.

[halofreak472]

Oh god turn on transcribe audio in this video, it's hilarious.

"Having trouble getting you're daughter started?"

[Bangggggggggggggggg]

lol. This ad is so cool.

[MidnightOverlord]

not funny

[davepacino]

You're not funny

[MidnightOverlord]

@davepacino im not trying to be that here either. im just stating a fact

[woodurathur]

@MidnightOverlord The fact that you are MidnightOverlord from Norway is quite funny, actually!

[MidnightOverlord]

@woodurathur thanks?

[woodurathur]

@MidnightOverlord Nah dude, I'm laughing AT you. It's a fact...Handjobs are the greatest!

[MidnightOverlord]

@woodurathur well, this isnt

[xDkyle12]

lolololololol

[GoingCrazy201]

I know someone I wanna give a HandJob to :)

[FunsicularCancer]

@GoingCrazy201 me.

[CrazyRsQuester]

It's me isn't it Amber ;)

[AluminumJacket]

Thanks Uncle Greg!

[opossum111]

uncle greg (shudder)

[starlaslade1]

LOL WTF!

[mirokumasta]

no way this is real...

[MadMike3112]

ROFLMFAO!

[confuse]

i need one for my nutella

[drewblishious123abc]

best ad EVER!

[jman92929]

um check the full tags -.- pervert

[DXTC4real]

@jman92929 carebear

[fliboy4life]

"What a nice Release!"

[halko120]

Is that daymare guy?

[chrisgratton]

2 hand jobs for under 5 bucks lol

[vigil8686]

THANKS UNCLE GREG!

[HITMANSPIKE007]

Oh mai gawd...

[RationalityFTW]

The black guy's eyes are going to pop out!

[Smartaclee]

LOL OMG!!! "get the party started with a handjob! you're guests will thank you" haha ~fail~

[blakfloyd]

"Thanks uncle Greg!" oh my dear lord XD

[AICJDR]

FAKE

[brainphat]

Oh yeah: everyone's getting a handjob this year. Christmas, baby showers, Easter, housewarmings...

[idius11]

I live by Atlantic City and you can get handjobs for way less than 2 for $5.

[ibanedfrmrs2]

@idius11 i can get them on base tax free... =)

[idius11]

lmfao

[Traestar]

@idius11 you must be talking about Pacific Ave and St. James Place

[PGX17g]

one word..

lmfao

[forphuksake]

@PGX17g thats not 1 word.

[MuzikFr33k2008]

read the tags

[BeastOfSoda]

i don't believe it. i'm stumped. O_o

[jimbob172]

LOL the old guy giving the thumbs up to the handjob at the diner table

[JEDSaje15]

omg its a real site and you can buy them!!! lol i just might for the joke of it rofl

[404666ru]

:))))))))))))

[kolbiie]

wow uncle greg lol

[MrWoodcocker]

HANDJOB FTW HaHa

[ChromeD9]

But this isn't fail... this is so win. I got a hand job yesterday

[1995a1995z]

lol this should be sent to fail blog

[AwesomeB3M]

Handjob in the frontyard!! xD Holy shit!! I would love some! xD handjob! xD

[exoticjess]

I cannot believe this has the parental advisory block on it. This is funny even if it weren't a real product.