The balvenie double wood 12 YO Banffshire Speyside con Fegateli cotti interi nella rete

[ThePretzelHead]

Translation:

It has come to our attention that a few of you have brought in your own liquor. If this is not the case please stand up and defend your table....Seeing none, I am going to tell you a story....he then goes on about a childhood dog, complains about the Yankee's pitching and an odd reference to sealcoating. FInally he tortures them by drinking the best damn woody in the biz...and one they'll never be able be willing to afford.

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