How To Insult Jesse Lacey (and upset YouTubers, apparently).

[hangsambo12]

Read description, you're still cunts.

[stepherz8692]

I don't see how this could be insulting. This entertained me

[72OllinBear]

Trollololol



[mcrfannoah]

This sounds just like a guy I know, Mike. Haha.

[MrBostonMarathon]

at least you guys were trying, that's all that music is about anyways.

[NotTh3SuN]

well for all the grief this video seemed to bring out of people... i laughed, nice fukup lads :D

[alexohso1337]

YouTube is full of fucking idiots. Read the description. Then read it again. And again, before you post a comment.

[alexohso1337]

@ddddangles point? Read the description again, there's no point to be what point could there possibly be?

[ddddangles]

If you were trying to make a point, consider it not made.

[dontfuckmen]

Ignore the immature haters guys. If Jesse saw this vid, hed just be happy people all over the world like his music enough to make their own covers.

[ldimples]

personally, i like the title of this video :)

[skueeks]

The only problem with "disliking" this video is that it draws more attention to it. By the title and looks of the video, that seems to be just what the creator wanted. Atleast when people easily discover this video, they'll find that a lot of people hate it.

[RadioKiller01]

no hard feelings,

but i think the only one you're insulting is yourself..

[alexohso1337]

@RadioKiller01 hahahah what? by messing up a song accidentally then having fun with it after realizing that mistake?

if you haven't noticed, I have other videos that prove I'm a pretty decent musician.

[RadioKiller01]

@alexohso1337

true

I have to admit your cover of "good to know that if i ever need attention all i have to do is die" sounds almost exactly like the original one :p

[IKillLittlegirls]

also,

dumb ass's don't realize you wouldn't be insulting just one person...

and how would be insulting them by trying to play a song?

[alexohso1337]

@IKillLittlegirls hahaha. it's a tongue in cheek sort of title, saying that the way we screwed up the song and just bs'd the end would be insulting to Lacey if he ever saw this.

[IKillLittlegirls]

@alexohso1337 not everyone can play brand new songs like brand new.

[Idance2breath]

@alexohso1337 it is pretty um.... well, its not THAT bad.... you um... tried? haha.

[IKillLittlegirls]

as I hear someone cutting up drugs in the background....

that was.......

not completely bad I guess???

I'm indifferent,

keep at it.

[hermosodemermoso]

who cares if this isnt the greatest thing on youtube since the quiznos hamster puppets? the haters are just mad because they took time out of their vigorus guitar hero and call of duty schedule to watch. they didnt even know that people that arent on a record label have real guitars instead of their five button pieces of plastic that they call an axe, keep the vids coming. hahaha the best part is the name since ironically the viewer watches the vid and gets pissed off and in turn becomea a hater

[jamesXXy2k]

i'd love to see you write lyrics like that!

[alphaguitar2]

DIS BIDIO SUX!!

I tried this and he didn't seem insulted at all!

[randomactsok]

come on people, if you have ever played along to a song, you'd understand that you get annoyed from messing up and just do whatever

[FlyawayNinjaCow123]

what did he sing at the end? :0

[hiimmooky]

this is terrible

[alexohso1337]

@hiimmooky this has been established already

[hiimmooky]

@alexohso1337 just in case they forgot about their lack of..... talent.

[alexohso1337]

@hiimmooky ...except we're both very talented, musically. this was a fluke.

[hiimmooky]

@alexohso1337 sure... yet you still show numerous signs of struggle with the basic guitar intro.

[alexohso1337]

@hiimmooky do explain, virtuoso.

[zinrgy]

Hahahaha, this is epic. Fuck tha haters. You all still watched it, bitches, and then actually took the time to comment about it. Don't be douches. This is so hilarious. The title makes it all the better.

[alexohso1337]

@zinrgy hahaha good stuff bro.

[dynamicz87]

haha.. this is horrible...

[acidkiIIer354]

this is just ridicously hilarious and pathetic at the same time

[alexohso1337]

@acidkiIIer354 pathetic? por que?

[whateveryoufeel]

i liked it :)

[stunashv]

dont worry about these other guys. they would prob suck horribly at guitar but when they see someone on youtube that isn't a complete prodigy at something they hate on it to make themselves feel better about their lack of talent. this was obviously just for fun and people can't seem to get over that. everything has to be amazing to them or it isn't worthy of their precious youtube video watching time

[alexohso1337]

@stunashv well said sir

[LackoJam]

i think you named the video wrong ..should have been called

"how to suck at guitar and singing"

[alexohso1337]

or, "Hey we're not professional musicians nor do we claim we are, so don't leave dumb comments"

[LackoJam]

thats good to

[AICnSP4EVA]

well, i thought it was pretty funny

[ellollio]

i laughed not insulted. comedy geniuses

[lovingeveryxsecond]

This is so messed up..

[SpinelessJellies]

why are you singing like a breathy crack-head?

In other news, this isn't insulting. Just a little weird.

[Isuzu27]

lol they're so high and the "this is hard part killed me lolol"

[iamHarleyDavidson]

why would you degrade yourself like that with that title?

that is what would insult me if i was jesse lacey

[Isuzu27]

i dunno i hate the expression cuz then no you be be jesse lacey have you ever actually seen them live or even heard of hidden in plain view? ur right in a way but srsly i doubt Brand new cares or jesse lacey for that matter.

[wickedjacob]

this is so messed up.

[Isuzu27]

pun?

[WAKETRUTHLIFE]

Show your face!! make a music video!!

[theponytheory]

when are you coming to toronto???

[losteyesight]

i mean just practice a bit more then post it up dudes, dont worry bout all that hate.

[alexohso1337]

who?

[latertodaysaint]

lol i find it funny that some people are making a big deal saying they just don't see the point in posting this video when people have posted videos of their cats waking up from afternoon naps for gods sake.

[canran]

lmao!

[minusjason]

@latertodaysaint I'm with the people who don't see the point in posting the video.

1.) What other people have posted has nothing to do with whether you should post this.

2.) I do see the point in posting a video of a cat waking up-- many people will think it's cute.

I'm a musician myself and I mess up all the time, but I don't put it on YouTube, because I assume no one wants to see it.

[afkingtragedy]

lol

[azinvazn123]

wow, Your youtube name completely describes this video!!!

[67thewalrus]

@jayfackingpee ...the bassline took me two mintues, without the cd. then i used the cd for five seconds to put it in the right key...

[chickenmocha911]

Haha. great video. i love it

[lyinglikelions]

hahahaha cute

[srcmacva]

People are pretty much free to post whatever the fuck they want on youtube. Not sure why people are hating on it. If you don't like it then why waste your own time posting an unnecessary comment. If you guys have a brain, please use it next time.

Now, as for the video, it has cover potential.

[sourjayyyboom]

better then me . . . XD

[BrandNewFTW]

far better than i could play :P hilarious vid

[KrystaNEEDSyou]

I thought this was cute. Pretty good in the beginning. I love that song, and Brand New. <3

[killcaitlindead]

wow, dude. these people are lame for dissing you guys. kudos for trying. i couldn't play that song to save my life and i love brand new more than anything.

[Blink182link64]

Dude, get some better mics and give it another couple tries. For the quality of this video and for it to be a "messed up" attempt it was pretty good.

[meg5hates5you5less]

nice =)

[NappyHeadedHorse]

not hating, but why did you put this on youtube?

[alexohso1337]

because it was funny to us.

[XDbeans]

Guys, give it a rest!

if you dont like it, dont watch it!

it sounded gooood!

*well obviously apart from the mess up, even though i found that incredibly funny... :P

:) Get Lost Hatersss

[aabcdefghijake]

LOL I guess you showed me... Sorry you're just bad at life.

[alexohso1337]

not sure how playing guitar and making a lyrical mistake or 2 constitutes having no life.

[aabcdefghijake]

Why would you even post this? Have no real life?

[whilecitessleep2732]

not a hard riff to play. he screwed up the words too. dont give credit where its not desereved.

[alexohso1337]

explain

[iou1galaxy00]

i guarantee none of the people talking shit on here can play that song. Good for you, at least you had the balls to post a video of you trying to play it.

[alexohso1337]

you're all fucking dense.

[chelszers]

um...yeah, the notes were wrong and u messed up all the words so uh...very boring.

[alexohso1337]

"we attempted to cover sic transit gloria and messed up, and decided to just completely mess around after the screw up. "

that's right there in the video description.

[shiosako]

boring...you suck, get a life

[alexohso1337]

yep, cause playing guitar is such a waste of time.

[applesforjonah]

apparrently you can't spell apparently.

[alexohso1337]

apparently I'm human and make simple errors.

[applesforjonah]

It's all good bro. I was just joking like you two joke at the end of the clip. I dig having fun and I dig your covers. Rock on!

[alexohso1337]

hah cool bro.

i probably would've made a similar comment on someone elses video, I hate misspellings.

[Tenn0rockit]

WOW. stick to rockband boys

[alexohso1337]

lol

i prefer real instruments, thanks

[KarlAnthonyyy]

Oh man, this is terrible.

I understand that you messed up which is clear because the lyrics are all off but this is still a mockery to Brand New.

Brand New happens to be one of the best bands I've ever listened to and this sort of disgraces them.

Also if you had no intent on insulting Jesse Lacey you definitely wouldn't have named the video "How To Insult Jesse Lacey."

Just a thought.

[alexohso1337]

...the title is clearly a sarcastic lashing out on what happened with this take of the song.

i never tried to make a mockery of jesse and/or brand new. they are my all time favorite band, and I know better than to intentionally screw up a song by them.

and i dont care if anyone doesn't find this funny, the singer and i found it hilarious that he mixed up the lyrics that he's sung so often, written by our favorite band.

hence, the deliberate dicking around and 'screaming' at the end.

[RONIBENHURMUSIC]

This is funny.

[evertonross1]

Hahaha everyone needs to chill out, its fuckin you tube you post what you wish, you should be giving these lads a little bit of repsect at least, just trying to cover when of their favourite bands songs, went a bit wrong is all, LOVE BRAND NEW! going to see them in brum yeeeeey

[tccman08]

c'mon guys. you gotta love brand new

[NickMotown]

He's probably laughing. You're the one covering his song on You Tube.

[yellowdart151]

im not gonna hate on it, but may i inquire as to why this video is on the internets in the first place?

[bike5689]

that isnt even how the bass line goes. this isnt insulting, its just embarrassing for the two losers in the video. you two really suck. get some real guitars and tell whoever is singing to grow some nuts.

[alexohso1337]

yeah, it is actually. ever see any of my other videos, i'm a decent musician. why don't you post a video or two of yourself for comparison before you open your musically inept mouth.

ps. sorry i used my fictional guitar in this video.

[riscky]

He's right, he's actually a halfway decent musician. The only reason I'm posting this comment is because I don't understand the point of this video. It wasn't good, and it wasn't funny, even looking at it from your perspective.

You should stop doing covers and join a band. You have talent but it's only so difficult to train your hands to replicate what someone else's created.

Constructive criticism at its best.

[wwjd0388]

I don't doubt that you are a decent musician, but why on earth would you post that? And just because someone else doesn't show that they are a better musician doesn't mean they can't call you out on being a bad one. Im not selling out thousand person arenas but I am completely allowed to call out Fall Out Boy on being horrible live without "doing it myself then"

[kevdog1337]

bike5689

wow, do you not realize this is a fucking joke? God, your so fucking stupid, the real cover is in there somewhere. Fake guitar? Are you fucking blind?

[bike5689]

woah! no way?!?! this is a joke?

ok, that makes more sense. i thought they just sounded like talentless boobs because they suck. im glad to know they were just joking.

and why is everyone too dumb to realize i wasn't saying "real" implying it was a fake guitar. goodness, its just a piece of shit. and wouldnt it make more sense to call me deaf as opposed to blind? kevdog1337, you little fag, get a life.

[Isaac70065]

..tune...

[alexohso1337]

it is.

[LunarStride]

Well, one more gripe :P That part your playing on guitar is actually the bass part, Jesse is doing some sort of trippy palm mute arpeggiation on the electric in the real version but its all good :)

[alexohso1337]

yeah its some harmonic kinda thing, but that would sound awful on acoustic, so i stuck with the bassline.

[kevdog1337]

Yeah your fucking right. Me and you totaly failed this song. hahaha

[professormoody]

awesome title for the video, lol.

not that it's awful.

=]

[vgibson122389]

the voice would work fine, if you could work on the guitar.

[alexohso1337]

yeah we have a real cover of this song somewhere else on my page.