Ask A Ninja: 06.28.11 - Ninja Meeting

[jetdale]

do ningas have f-fears (shiver)?

[taytay010300]

can you kill Chuck Norris or is he too awesome?

[taytay010300]

what do you think of theater, actors, and singers?

[MultiWillis777]

only thing wrong with that story is that light years are a unit of distance

[MegaRandomguy17]

If a ninja battled against a ninja, who would win?

[dps2027]

did ninjas ever battel godzilla?

[huntertraceur]

love your voice :D

[LordIronWaffle]

So ninja. I've been wondering, Can you suck the monkey up with that one?

[00Partyfox00]

Do Ninjas Know Chuck Norris ?

[apatel922]

@00Partyfox00 Ninjas destroyed Chuck Norris.

[flamesofchrist23]

that lib was awesome!!

[MrRedgrin]

That. Was. Awesome! I am going to use that as my excuse for everything! "Where's the rent?" "Well, see, my dog ate the concept of belief..."

[helmsplitter0233]

humans can not fathom what you just said your subscriber base just died LITERALLY

[bugeerah]

Is there a college course for being a ninja?

[flower12975]

throws tiny ninja toy thingy at window.... hehehe i didnt do anything

[TheTinapino]

Is Paris Hilton a ninja?

[MrSlendermanxLove]

This is exactly the conversation I used to answer "Why were you late for class?"

[awesomegirl1786]

Is spider-man a ninja?

[spongebob5927]

how do ninjas pay bills?

[arkayen666123]

O_o

[PARHARIDOU]

ehmm...what was the question again?

[MakeshiftWings39]

hi.

[bambofett]

What do you think of the I threw it on the ground video by lonely island

[HELLYEAHF00]

i lost

[SimpsonsRule17]

Light years measure distance not time.

[LeetaMaybe]

do you realize a lightyear is a measure of distance and not time?

[mash556]

do ninja pet dogs as ninjas or cats as ninja

[wierd76u]

Do ninja's ever take off their costumes?

[joepro941]

if you are no longer a ninja are you still a ninja?

[Mrsmashjoe1]

Is will smith really a reincarnation of Bruce lee?

[ImaGummyBear01]

I love how Avenged Sevenfold's, 'So Far Away' is the featured video:) \m/

[judexcellentbookworm]

This is hilarious! Why doesn't it have millions of views? Oh yeah, there aren't enough nerds to get all the jokes...

[ponut87]

i want a peanut butter and awesome sandwich

[CodexUmbra]

How do you know where is a ninja meeting? When you find a place where there's nobody there.

[steampunsniper]

bovinestien

[MrSmashjoe]

What do you think of the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Do you wait until after the credits?

[mash556]

are there pregnent ninjas

[L0gan584]

lol @ 28 million light years in the future. Even better than making the kessel run in less than twelve parsecs

[Profanable]

Are ninja Legos deadly?

[SSBBVideoKing]

how do we know you're a ninja?

[TheMacDaddyXx]

a light year is a measurment of distance not time WHAM!

[dragonninja5123]

do you have a brother??



[ElPolloL0co1]

Peanut Butter and Awesome Sandwich! LOL

[SSBBVideoKing]

if you were anything but a ninja what would you be?

[yoshimiysu14]

who would you kill if you were in mortal kombat

[finchparade]

ninja pleaaaase

[Furtego]

The Idea of your exploded?! dose that he's dead?

[cyberchild94]

Have you ever met scorpion or sub zero?

[TheHiddenMoonVillage]

i strongly believe if u miss a day of work and tell ur boss that story he will totally over look ur absance from work

[TheTanyasch]

what is the name of your dog?



[highflyer4]

light years is not a way to tell time its a say to measure distance.

[Lepper36]

Is there such a thing as Ninjews?

[xnaziez]

Ninja do you have a sowred ?

[sheekm227]

Peanut butter and awesome sandwich. XD

[TheSmokedis]

You make me laugh all the time

[carmaniac270]

"A drama about a llama who suffers head trauma and ends up saving Obama from a diorama of his momma's amamada."

[thojohn22]

How come this ninja is visible?

[Kyero]

Kyero , ASKS A NINJAAA!~ "do you know Ryu Hyabusa in person?"

[67comet]

Will Ninja's ever go opensource? TEAR OPEN THE SOURCE!

[EyItsKimron]

This is still on? holy crap let it die already

[Kyero]

@EyItsKimron why dont you instead?

[kaotickitkat]

He does know a light year is a measure of distance, not time, right?

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

Can Ninja's become ghosts?

[KCDCish]

How come you defriended me on facebook?

[FooKingKitty]

9 people ate bad burretos

[blazikenking]

If we leave our questions in the comments section, is it a question section?

[stompySharpNpointy]

this wasnt in my sub box wonder why

[Mangus2120]

When was the last time you payed your ninja tax?

[VandersonStudios]

Do ninja's count ninja sheep to fall asleep? Also, what do ninjas dream about?

[goku4ssvegeta]

Do Ninjas Get Mocked When They See Ninja Warrior And American Ninja Warrior On G4?? lol

[havram16]

Do ninjas do Parkour? -asked by Shaho

[mekman4]

What are your favorite ninja programs?

[skyfinish]

all the ninjas learn their techniques in japan ?

[halfdragonhal]

can you do a all pirate omni?

[shagy13]

is there a ninja god or religion?

[Jmedamac510]

What is a good ninja cheese?

[manuromerooo2]

saludos

[MrRockstaR1231]

are you a ninja?



[GrubRising13]

This guy has been doing this series for FIVE YEARS!

[nukn8]

man, my science teacher is way off! He told me that lightyears measure distance and not time... O.o NINJA YOU RULE!

[ninjasoto1234]

So .. Whats up my Ninja!

[trevadetrev]

You said that you were 28,000,000 light years in the future. Light years are a measure of distance not time. XD

[KillerScytheable]

Why do you not don't ever not kill a not undead person while it's not day but not day?

[culwin]

How do we know that you are really a ninja?

[Infestsession]

why did you make part of your arm blend into the background around 1:58?

[zerodyme87]

@Infestsession i saw that too, it was fast, though

[AozoraX]

@Infestsession He's a goddamned ninja, he can do whatever he wants!

[gftop]

@Infestsession because ninjas blend into the backround.

[vanjamenadzer]

@Infestsession because he is Ninja!

[armetron]

Tree with a large root system

[armetron]

Here Is a question for your next video, what is your favorite thing to transform into when you are hiding from a ninja, I assume its not a try with a large root system xD

[TheFounderUtopia]

You should have just said that you WERE there but no one could tell because you're a ninja.

[BananaKiller24]

so what do you think of mortyal kombat?

[prettyluckygurl]

How do Ninjas feel about the color pink?

[geribaldi2]

Greatest ramble EVAR. Ramble on dear Ninja, ramble on.

[xixJackxix]

NO Wait! What do ninjas do when they get pulled over!!!

[xixJackxix]

What cars do ninjas drive? Or motorcycles... Or Scooters...

[giddles92]

u cant b XXXXlight years in d future :P light years is a distance not a time... den again.... u ARE a ninja

[biltersomesbite]

If Chuck Norris can do anything, then what do ninjas do?

[kingnicolas6]

can i have a peanutbutter and awesome sandwich?

[LostUntilTomorrow]

The pocket in his leg was mentioned in the Ask A Ninja Hand Book!!! :O

I feel so nerdy now x)

[LostUntilTomorrow]

1:58 Ninja's right hand half way disappeared because it teleported over to the ancient Mongolian empire so he could poison Genghis Kahn as he rested in his tent... History in front of our eyes.

[DevilMayAsian]

wow....that was one of the best "pulled out of my ass" stories I've heard in a looooong while.

[warriorsleftnut]

how do you eat?

[Stoganof]

do ninjas do the round house kick by chuck norris?

[ButtFarmerBilly]

Reality who is on vacation this decade. I see what you did there

[MicrosoftsourceCode]

Anyone seen this movie that got paid 5 million for?

[Ciaco1996]

Do Ninjas Watch naruto ? xD

[Loverboy2Scratch]

@Ciaco1996

dude. ninja's run naruto! XD

[SuburbanShinobi8000]

@Ciaco1996 Fuck no... that show gives ninjas a bad name.

[freeshooter92]

@Ciaco1996 NO.

[kobyfan81]

LOL GREAT VID

[anangrysockpuppet]

What are ninja car trips like?

[thewiseoldguy]

Do ninjas have funerals? If so is the killer invited?

[omar1bgd]

edit mistake ! 2:00 or perhaps it's the Ninja hidden force took the hand away

[LMAOSHIFDTSADMT]

@omar1bgd

he accidentally made himself invisible

[ShilohNova]

I have your ninja dog hostage(broke in when you took that trip to the metallic quadrant of Saturn). How do you feel about that?

[BoomVision]

I saw on the news your ninja gramma was killed by snow white. Can you comment on this breaking story?

[snutrs]

Are there ninja animals?

[yuz22andarnoldrocks2]

Can ninja's be homosexual or more commonly known as a gay bender?

[Shadow3247GJ]

If a ninja puts on the life of another ninja would he then become a ninja ninja?

[Femo45]

Y dint ninjas save jfk?

[ordained2teach]

Very funny

[southpawOO7]

loved it! but i have to point out that a light year is DISTANCE, not TIME.

[tigrecono]

@southpawOO7 Not for a ninja!

[arveressomonozes]

@southpawOO7 not for a ninja

[kingnicolas6]

@southpawOO7

not if your a ninja

[culwin]

@southpawOO7 However, space and time are equivalent. Spacetime.

[BloodRavenous]

@southpawOO7 Same thing!! Haha, spacetime... Yeah.

[MobFrenziedHomicide]

Im pretty sure this all happened in the 3rd season of Lost

[iJizzedABit]

Life of Adam whos name to be uhh.. Adam LMDO (Laughin my dick off)

[RRXVII]

"O it was a drama about a llama who suffers head trauma and ends up saving Obama from a diorama of his momma's alma mata"....WIN

[neganick]

if a zombie becomes a ninja, is he or she more or less powerfull than a human ninja?

[3rdvincetheman]

best ninja in a long time

[s4k1ng1f]

why didnt you date a dragon!

[OnyxReaper]

I;m athcing this drunk.

[mreawsomeman]

@OnyxReaper if you could just sober up befor comenting that would be grate.

[OnyxReaper]

@mreawsomeman I don't remember posting this :S

[Easton2411]

Whats that rythme again?

[YeLlPr]

4 million twins!

[xtormented]

do Ninja's have a religion? if so, what is it?

[IggoRZ]

Are there ninja kids?

[hannibalbrown]

What is your earliest memory of childhood?

[joshkibshima]

lol the ninja is the master BS'er not like that jane lynch in role models...she has been overthrown by the ninja and is now the master of BSing.

[Sincerenity]

RE: 1:05 - I don't think it's still OK to refer to the person you used to date as a "fairy" - I think they prefer the term "homosexual."

[bdd458]

Have you ever slain a dragon while riding on a pony, while you had an epic warface?

[ResisterOfEvil]

Woot!! Great episode!

[OdetoGoobs]

Do ninjas use cellphones?

[SerberusT]

......o.O... You are one sick Puppy!

[joshros]

Can you kill this popup?

[48Jerk]

Do ninjas play Pokemon?

[stefinintehero]

Do ever any colors besides black?

[RatherBritishBird1]

How do ninjas go about losing weight?

[kinichris]

i think this one is now my personal fave, nice work ninja!

[puppo530]

Lightyears measures distance, not time.

[desikitteh]

my question: how do i find out if the ninja in my house wants a cup of tea when i'm making tea? i don't want to seem rude!

[EarthBound2010]

A simple "I was sick" would have been fine...

[TheCreeperhunter]

@EarthBound2010 Wait a minute. Do ninjas even get sick?

[MelodyDoom]

@EarthBound2010 then he would not be a ninja

[kingnicolas6]

@EarthBound2010

ninja's dont get sick fool!

[Leibowitz]

Mhh, Peanut butter and Awesome!

[UniqueSideEffect]

Ninja, why are you niichan?

[Nostang3]

What would a ninja do for a Klondike bar?

[MrFinutube]

green screen editing fail

[MystKizu]

Thought lightjears measures distances.. :o ... not time...

[Andy32268]

Why haven't ninjas killed all the conspiracy theorists and/or perpetrators?

[halfdragonhal]

why are pirate's have more fun.

[themaskedcrusader]

1:43 "He's wiley..." that made me laugh.