LOL!! you got so much booze in that suitcase can I get packed in there and come with you!!!! I'm not going to 7.7.7 but have fun and have a drink for me!!!
The tape measure was one of the random things I picked up to throw in. I didn't think about it in that context until later. I wondered if anyone was going to call me on it. Guess you score an A+ in perviness haha :P
Aww.. was this suppose to hurt my fee-wings? I've been laying around in my size 4 jeans all weekend crying.
I thought most people were familiar with the concept that items filmed closer to a lens appear bigger. Maybe this is just your eye sight problem again. Hope you're okay!
I would love to see the look on the TSA agents face when he see's the two pair of devil horns and all the alcohol in the x-ray machine. Offer them a bottle and maybe they will let the rest go thru :)
LMAO!! Oh Liz... this is friggin' brilliant, and it captured who you are SO well! I wasn't thrown off by the booze and condoms, but Bob's Big Boy? That made me LOL!
Lyric: "I'm not all bad... I'm just a little off" - how appropriate! LOL!
Like Ann always say: +5 and faved. (AND featured!)
P.S. You sure you packed enough protection? LOL! ;-)
Hey you sicko, I am only packing those because the store was sold out of balloons. I just wanted to be festive. Really Jill, you need to get your mind out of the gutter. hehe :P
Aw! Dont do that! The alcols the best part! That and that cookie thing you put in in the end! How you gonna live without them? I'd recomend throwing out the clothes, they take up WAY too much space!
That was cute. But, don't you know they have a 50 pound restriction on luggage, and they do have liquour stores in NYC? You could just stock up when you get here...
LOL Enough alcohol there to tide you over you think? :) Oh someone HAS to get a small group together and hold you down to remove the wig and glasses when your wasted. For the sake of human curiosity it simply must be done!
Damn. It's almost worth the plane ticket for that alone. Your lucky I can't afford the journey right now. But don't worry Liz.. I have some of my minions working on the inside with plenty of hands and video cameras.. So look out. lol
Oh Gurl! They won't let you take those bottles on the plane. You'll have to check that bag. You can only have one quart size ziplock bag with 3 ounces or less in each travel container. Sorry.
I wish I could make it, but I'm gonna be upstate New York for camp. Well, I get too much New York City because I live there 24/7, so I guess I could take a few weeks off. LOL. Anyway, anyone who's going to the 777 event I hope you have fun. I wish I could go...*sobs* =(
I had never heard him called Bob before. Apparently the Big Boy franchise has several different names. In Texas it is Kip's. It is so weird for me to think about him being called Bob. haha
Lol, I'm glad to see you had room enough to pack everything :) Hope you have fun at 777 :P If anything bad happens just have your genie get you out of the situation :)
You just packed a bottle of Oban!, one of the finest single malt scotches around. "Along the shores of Lorn Lies a record of man far more ancient than that of any city in the land. The first settlers arrived on the mainland in 5000 BC and sheltered in the natural caves of the land then known as "An Ob". The distillery cave was one such shelter hidden in the Creag A Bharrain cliffs which rise dramatically above the Oban Distillery". Yes, I like the scotch, have a great time, Tom.
I had a bottle close by, just typed in the motto. Drinking Oban brings back some dear and slightly hazy memories. Raise a toast for me when you are in NYC, be good, but not to good, see ya, Tom.
ça l'air pesant! tous les truc importants y sont? :P
RythmTR 3 years ago
rofl.
madelynewyear 4 years ago
wonderfully clever.... the bob's big boy is the winning touch.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
well done.
didn't even know all you ppl were in my backyard!
haha, glad you enjoyed the big apple (clearly you did).
almightyBANJO 4 years ago
WOW - I'm over here in tears from that video. Funny stuff!
nHisImage 4 years ago
Yes, I creid when I came back with all those condoms. LOL
DeviLizious 4 years ago
LOLOLOLOL!
nHisImage 4 years ago
But those aren't the same we used after the... err.. never mind!
What? The horns are detachable? Sadly I could not make it to NYC for 777.
vclamp 4 years ago
HAHA! Well had to bring out the big guns for you babe. :P
Yep, the horns come off.. Can't be horny all the time. hehe Too bad you didn't know about 777. IT was a ton of fun :)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
thats a lot of condoms???
grame141 4 years ago
Yea, some where chocolate coins. Not so effective. haha
DeviLizious 4 years ago
haha love the trojan part lol
TimTehPilot 4 years ago
Yea, what is a girl to do? lol
DeviLizious 4 years ago
nice shoes =]
BrartSimpson666 4 years ago
Thank you!! I am all about some rainbow colors.
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Me neither don't feel too bad.
britchiche 4 years ago
hahaha, great vid! 1 bottle per change of clothing, good balance you got there.
BuddyJesusChrist 4 years ago
haha
Glad Jesus approves ;)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
hahaha, allways sweety
BuddyJesusChrist 4 years ago
Your shoes are so amazing!
i truly LOVE them no joke!
TheXtremeDiva 4 years ago
Aww thanks!! I feel like such a dope wearing them, but secretly I LOVE them :)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
LOL condoms...
morbidangel 4 years ago
LOL!! you got so much booze in that suitcase can I get packed in there and come with you!!!! I'm not going to 7.7.7 but have fun and have a drink for me!!!
sistermoonshine13 4 years ago
Sure! I still have room in the front zipper section, squeeze on in ;)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Geeeeeeez. You need that many condoms? Well I guess I would to if I were going. I mean Smosh will be there. =]] Good luck.
celebxoxcouture 4 years ago
LOL!! Well some of them were actually chocolate coins haha. The rest are for festive decorating purposes only :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Hhahah. Riiiight. Uh huh. What was the item you put in after the hat?
celebxoxcouture 4 years ago
Those were my rainbow panties :D
DeviLizious 4 years ago
who is the music
psq1976 4 years ago
The band is Romp Almighty and the song is "Leaves and Sticks"
You can find them on myspace, just search for the band name. They are a local band from Dallas. Very awesome!! :)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
yum sudoku
plumpspork 4 years ago
YES!! I am a total addict, not that I am any good lol
DeviLizious 4 years ago
hahaha. so many random things
=D
NikkiLynn92 4 years ago
Lmao! How come I'm the only one who thought it was funny that you're packing a tape measure...along with condoms....LOL!
Maybe my mind is just in the gutter. Hehehe.
fivetoedsloth 4 years ago
The tape measure was one of the random things I picked up to throw in. I didn't think about it in that context until later. I wondered if anyone was going to call me on it. Guess you score an A+ in perviness haha :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Lol! I was like dang, I guess she's got standards! Heehee! (either that, or it's so you can give accurate statistics later.)
Oh boy, can I borrow a spatula to scrape my mind outta the gutter, please? ;)
fivetoedsloth 4 years ago
hahaha, must admit I made the same conection ^^
BuddyJesusChrist 4 years ago
Well if ya need a ride , let me know
STEVIEJEEBIE2 4 years ago
Yes.. more booze, that is what I am missing. Good thing I am taking another bag. hehe
DeviLizious 4 years ago
will i have to give u my stun gun? As long as u dont use it on me
STEVIEJEEBIE2 4 years ago
That sounds like an excellent idea! Watch out people.. drunk with stun gun coming at you :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
... so your gettin' trashed and laid?!
positivescottie 4 years ago
haha I'll probably end up getting drunk on the plane, throw up at the airport, and spend the whole trip hung over in my room. Fun stuff. :\
DeviLizious 4 years ago
daaammm i wanna bang u!!!
crazybastard02 4 years ago
wtf
laxkid275 4 years ago
you have a rainbow retainer?! thats so sweet.
wigfactory 4 years ago
Yep, I am a sucker for everything rainbow. :)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Wow, I wish that were true!! No working? Sweet!
DeviLizious 4 years ago
HAHA!!!
Aww.. was this suppose to hurt my fee-wings? I've been laying around in my size 4 jeans all weekend crying.
I thought most people were familiar with the concept that items filmed closer to a lens appear bigger. Maybe this is just your eye sight problem again. Hope you're okay!
DeviLizious 4 years ago
I love Filthy Whore! Thanks for the comparison :)
But sorry, I think maybe that AID virus has gotten to your eyes. My undies were the 5th item I packed.
DeviLizious 4 years ago
I would love to see the look on the TSA agents face when he see's the two pair of devil horns and all the alcohol in the x-ray machine. Offer them a bottle and maybe they will let the rest go thru :)
MentalLapse 4 years ago
HAHA Yea.. wonder if that would end me up in jail. lol
DeviLizious 4 years ago
youre a dumbass at packing your bag.
saucy5505 4 years ago
I am a dumbass at much more than that. Fact.
DeviLizious 4 years ago
wat are those condoms for?!?!?! ;)
hetchiX 4 years ago
I am so GLAD you asked. I wanted to buy some balloons to decorate, but the store was all out. So what is a girl to do? hehe :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
LMAO!! nice reason for getting them :P
hetchiX 4 years ago
LOL. What's wrong with you? Who's the attention whore? I think you're pretty stupid youknow? Loosen up. sadsadjerks like you make me sad.
kanjiKIKEN 4 years ago
liquor, condoms, no bras, no undies... i'm proud, VERY proud! =)
pulsedr1ver 4 years ago
Hey now, I did pack undies! Why does everyone keep missing those? Wishful thinking I assume. lol
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Gotta love a girl that reads MAXIM mag!!! What was that a pic of?
STEVIEJEEBIE2 4 years ago
haha I have no idea, some half naked girl.
DeviLizious 4 years ago
LMAO!! Oh Liz... this is friggin' brilliant, and it captured who you are SO well! I wasn't thrown off by the booze and condoms, but Bob's Big Boy? That made me LOL!
Lyric: "I'm not all bad... I'm just a little off" - how appropriate! LOL!
Like Ann always say: +5 and faved. (AND featured!)
P.S. You sure you packed enough protection? LOL! ;-)
projectblogsphere 4 years ago
HAHA!! Well.. some of those were actually chocolate coins, so maybe not. hehe
Thanks for the kuddos. And yes, I love me some Kip :)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
if ur bringin' all that booze, better throw in a lot more rubberz
phosgene2 4 years ago
lol what the fuck
xefpatterson 4 years ago
Smart girl
Karlihv 4 years ago
Hilarious! You know how to party Liz!!!
JamCol
JamCol 4 years ago
Thanks.. although truth be told, I am a total light weight. Give me 2 drinks and I am done for the night. lol
DeviLizious 4 years ago
lmao. party in a bag. I like how you pack! Will you be requesting for a wheelchair when you land at the airport? lol.
Jonah614 4 years ago
LMAO!! Excellent idea Jonah! I am sure with a bit of distraction we will be set. :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
no liquid substance. they will arrest you for having too many bottles these days.
dozoxjams 4 years ago
damn, girl... where the hell are da drugs ?!? just alcohol?! wtf?! :-P.. hugZ...
MartyMcFly2107 4 years ago
LOL Kip is carrying them in his colon ;)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
way to hide, true dat... :-), have fun washing them...
MartyMcFly2107 4 years ago
Make sure you slug a drink for me, doll! And maybe I'll see you at the next gathering :(
pezkore 4 years ago
Aw.. I didn't know you were not going to be able to make it Pez. We will miss you!! :(
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Ow man, how I hope once in my life to at least divorce a girl like you.
retepvosnul 4 years ago
LOL!! I have NO idea how to take that ;)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
You didn't pack a toothbrush, toothpaste, floss or mouthwash.
You missed the deoderant, hair spray, shampoo (unless you actually use the hotel provided samples) - aweful!
You missed the digital cam, the batteries, the charger, the napkins, the brushes and combes.
You missed the socks, the Qtips and the razor.
Oh and one more thing, how will you be recognized unless you show your face?
fish0000001 4 years ago
IF this was actually my luggage, I think I would have far bigger problems than a forgotten toothbrush. haha
As for recognizing me, I'd kep an eye out for the rainbow shoes I guess :\
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Great packing job. But I think you forgot the handcuffs.
bob99 4 years ago
LOL!
Well, it is a sorted story, but they are attached to the kitchen table until I am willing to saw the leg off. hehe :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
lol liz!! you forgot the ky! lol did i just say that??
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA!!!
Hey you sicko, I am only packing those because the store was sold out of balloons. I just wanted to be festive. Really Jill, you need to get your mind out of the gutter. hehe :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
hahah SURE liz... :)
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
I like her mind right where it is.
SamProof 4 years ago
I believe those condoms were lubricated. Besides, Liz had to make sure she had enough room for more alcohol!
jetwerks 4 years ago
Jet.. the lubricated ones must be the ones that were actually chocolate coins for St. Paddy's Day. :P
Wait.. eww..
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Someone seems to have a serious problem with ethanol xD
Have fun in NYC, and don't forget to shoutout to the YT gathering in Berlin, when you're on cam there sometime. :D
Redfrettchen 4 years ago
HAHA you don't want to know about all my other serious problems :P
I didn't know you were going to the Berlin gathering. That is awesome. Make sure you steal one of Aeric's cool shirts for me. hehe Have fun!
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Ha! Thats what I pack like! Yet i do it on the day the I'm leaving... At least you got the punctual thing going on! :)
nyska57 4 years ago
Something tells me I will end up breaking in to the alcohol and have to replenish it. hehe
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Aw! Dont do that! The alcols the best part! That and that cookie thing you put in in the end! How you gonna live without them? I'd recomend throwing out the clothes, they take up WAY too much space!
nyska57 4 years ago
I guess I better really take them then hu? :)
Oh, sorry I missed you on stickam the other night. My phone call lasted forevvvvver...
DeviLizious 4 years ago
If you're gonna take that on a plane I would LOVE to see the looks on the faces of the guys manning the x-ray machine. lol
ssguerrand 4 years ago
Wonder if I could get a strip search out of it? Cavity searh!
Wait... what? :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
If you're flying in through JFK you could get a lot worse. Those TSA guys are EVIL!
ssguerrand 4 years ago
I loooooooooooove your shoes!!! :) Have fun!!
Judeljuud 4 years ago
Thanks!! I almost didn't buy them because they are so silly. Now I wear them all over the place. They give me rainbow power :D
DeviLizious 4 years ago
777 is really getting close. I can't wait to walk out of the subway, dodge a few yellow cabs, and walk into a park full of YouTube geeks. Sweet!
sabot96 4 years ago
It is really starting to hit me that 777 is going to happen. ACK!! What am I going to do?! HAHA
DeviLizious 4 years ago
That was cute. But, don't you know they have a 50 pound restriction on luggage, and they do have liquour stores in NYC? You could just stock up when you get here...
Mary
MGABBYB 4 years ago
Oh that will never make it to NY, that's just for the flight. hehe
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Sigh.
SamProof 4 years ago
Aww.. poor Sam :(
DeviLizious 4 years ago
srsly.
SamProof 4 years ago
There's a cure for that sighing, ya know? ;-)
projectblogsphere 4 years ago
Oktoberfest?
SamProof 4 years ago
LOL at the bottles! WTH are you packin'?? So glad we're not roomies anymore. I'd be afraid. I'd be very afraid.
Cool song! This vid is SO you.
annspade 4 years ago
You don't even want to see the checked bag Ann. Think inflatable hot tub. haha
DeviLizious 4 years ago
LOL Enough alcohol there to tide you over you think? :) Oh someone HAS to get a small group together and hold you down to remove the wig and glasses when your wasted. For the sake of human curiosity it simply must be done!
DrLemur 4 years ago
LMAO! I totally agree!
Judeljuud 4 years ago
Lemur I thought that was your job. Guess since you're not going it is not going to happen. :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Damn. It's almost worth the plane ticket for that alone. Your lucky I can't afford the journey right now. But don't worry Liz.. I have some of my minions working on the inside with plenty of hands and video cameras.. So look out. lol
DrLemur 4 years ago
slow pitch or fast pitch?
thefrozenghost 4 years ago
Most times I approach a guy with a fast pitch, but if the guy is shy I might move to a..
Wait a second, were you talking about that softball?
:P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
No, I wasn't.
thefrozenghost 4 years ago
Make sure you say hi! :D
DeviLizious 4 years ago
ok you are such a cute ass brat!! Love the shoes, and hat too......ahhh and you cannot forget the devils and wig......
khickman1981 4 years ago
Brat.. that is probably the best word I have heard to describe me in a long time. haha
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Well you have too much fun fun fun on your trip....and take like 97 shots for me!! Cheers lady!
khickman1981 4 years ago
WOW!
trafficdreamer 4 years ago
LOL @ the Wine and Condoms.
LeonWestbrook 4 years ago
I know soooo funny =)
DimensionTornFree 4 years ago
See you there, hopefully flask in hand (man, where did I put mine?)
OC5 4 years ago
YAY! Make sure you say hello. And find that flask! lol
DeviLizious 4 years ago
I hope I do.
OC5 4 years ago
Oh Gurl! They won't let you take those bottles on the plane. You'll have to check that bag. You can only have one quart size ziplock bag with 3 ounces or less in each travel container. Sorry.
BobbyBrady2000 4 years ago
Yea, they may not look too kindly on the knife either. Oh and Kip is smuggeling cocaine in his colon too :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
LOL! :)
BobbyBrady2000 4 years ago
we got that here too ya know
STEVIEJEEBIE2 4 years ago
I wish I could make it, but I'm gonna be upstate New York for camp. Well, I get too much New York City because I live there 24/7, so I guess I could take a few weeks off. LOL. Anyway, anyone who's going to the 777 event I hope you have fun. I wish I could go...*sobs* =(
MiniatureYou 4 years ago
Aww to bad. Shame you are there all the time except for when you want to be there. I say fake an illness. hehe
DeviLizious 4 years ago
I may have to re-think what I've already packed in my suitcase...
delatexan 4 years ago
Be careful, a bag packed with out Kips Big Boy can be a dangerous thing. He keeps the order. hehe
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Kip's? Dontcha mean Bob's? Everything else seems to be in order.
ReallyNotPete 4 years ago
I had never heard him called Bob before. Apparently the Big Boy franchise has several different names. In Texas it is Kip's. It is so weird for me to think about him being called Bob. haha
DeviLizious 4 years ago
I'm surprised they didn't call him Billy Bob in Texas. (or maybe Roberto's Muchacho Grande)
ReallyNotPete 4 years ago
outstanding.
rawrcore 4 years ago
Enjoy :)
bartolemeo 4 years ago
Thanks Matt :)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Lol, I'm glad to see you had room enough to pack everything :) Hope you have fun at 777 :P If anything bad happens just have your genie get you out of the situation :)
julianvelasquez 4 years ago
haha Great idea!
But I am hoping a little bad will happen :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Oh really? But it's the good kind of bad isn't it? :)
julianvelasquez 4 years ago
haha, can't wait to see you there Liz!
kristalyn512 4 years ago
YES! And then I can say your name a lot because I won't have to spell it. haha
DeviLizious 4 years ago
It's been awhile since I laughed out loud at my computer. Save me a shot and I'll see u there. >:)
Justinmazing 4 years ago
WooHoo!!
btw I never remember what anyone's name is. I will be a mess at 777. haha
DeviLizious 4 years ago
I'll just go "I'm that guy, you know the one that comments on your videos."
Justinmazing 4 years ago
hahaha, great video! I WANT TO GO!!!! Argh. Not fair, what-so-ever.
whataboutadam 4 years ago
I wish you were going too! You could school me on how to talk with an accent :)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
I notice you didn't pack any underwear...
SolidRick 4 years ago
Not true. Didn't you see the fist full of rainbow colors? Hmm.. what happened to your sharp eye? ;)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
They looked like headwear to me. I mean what are the straps on the side of them? Emergency escape levers?
SolidRick 4 years ago
haha It was like 3 or 4 pair wrapped up in a ball. I just grabbed a bunch with the rainbow power.
DeviLizious 4 years ago
My sharp eyesight also tells me my name is on one of those rubbers.
SolidRick 4 years ago
ummmm do they not sell alcyol in nyc? :P
stormbeforethecalm 4 years ago
You just never know. Besides, it is a 3 hour flight. hehe
DeviLizious 4 years ago
ooo yah might just be enough there for the flight... just.... :P
stormbeforethecalm 4 years ago
oh, they do sell alcohol there storm, you do NOT want to see the prices tho! (I live cross the hudson and go over from time to time.)
ssguerrand 4 years ago
You just packed a bottle of Oban!, one of the finest single malt scotches around. "Along the shores of Lorn Lies a record of man far more ancient than that of any city in the land. The first settlers arrived on the mainland in 5000 BC and sheltered in the natural caves of the land then known as "An Ob". The distillery cave was one such shelter hidden in the Creag A Bharrain cliffs which rise dramatically above the Oban Distillery". Yes, I like the scotch, have a great time, Tom.
thaggis72112 4 years ago
Wow, you are like thier spokes person. Wonder what hidden trove of Glenlivet and Macallan's facts you have stored away :)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
I had a bottle close by, just typed in the motto. Drinking Oban brings back some dear and slightly hazy memories. Raise a toast for me when you are in NYC, be good, but not to good, see ya, Tom.
thaggis72112 4 years ago
I so want to meet this woman!
restive123 4 years ago
I have a solution to that you know. haha
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Is it ok if I bring a wedding ring...just in case?
restive123 4 years ago
doesn't look like she's looking for marriage at this thing.
pulsedr1ver 4 years ago
True, but that wouldn't necessarily stop us from having a honeymoon!
Sigh. Too bad this thing's not happening in Vegas.
restive123 4 years ago
If you have ever seen "Honeymoon in Vegas", that is my dream wedding. I'd dress as a show girl and he could be Elvis. That would be sooo awesome!
DeviLizious 4 years ago
I'll be there,hope to see ya!:)
LavonRoss 4 years ago
Yes yes.. you will have to hunt me down :)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
That'll be hard,I don't know what you really look like,but you can hunt me down all you want lol:)
LavonRoss 4 years ago
I'm sure you could just look for the neon red hair. lol might even show up on satellite!
ssguerrand 4 years ago
I may need to do a video before then to give people an idea of what to look for in case I'm red hairless. I'd say look for the shoes haha :)
DeviLizious 4 years ago
As STEVIEJEEBIE2 so brilliantly said in Liz's channel comment: "She'll be the only one thats drunk". LOL!
projectblogsphere 4 years ago
Where's the kitchen sink?
x78x 4 years ago
In the checked bag :P
DeviLizious 4 years ago
Is that your carry on? Nice. I'm sure you won't have any problems. Oh and you forgot to pack the ice pick. Cause ya know, you might need that.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Oh yea! Many uses for that including subway tiffs and ear piercing at the after party. hehe
DeviLizious 4 years ago
FIRST?!
crazytrainlove 4 years ago