Jesus Roll'D

[csmr1234]

Fuck, this makes me vomit.... eeeaeaaakkkkk!

[Orthropox14]

catchy 

[TheRealDrStreet]

wait isnt there a parody of this from spongebob or some cartoon?

[ChainPope]

holy shit. jesus is cool! but why he has so fuckin embarassing hymns????

[ingysaysrawr123]

Lol. Jesus touched you down inside? This confirms my hypothesis to why all catholic priests are perverts and pediphiles.

[TheNien123]

weird

[meeps114]

Will someone please make an 8-bit version?

[kzosel]

@MrSelkies: Indeed... ever since there is civilisation, there have been people trying to dominate and manipulate other people. And regligion is THE best tool for this.

[bluffleaf]

catchy tune

[kzosel]

In many years from now people will laugh about, or be ashamed, of the largest scam in history ever: religion.

[MrSelkies]

@kzosel You know it's been happening for thousands of years, right? Like, as long as civilized human society has existed?

[BigMonkeyOnAStick]

This is actually brilliant 

[plombaginul]

Bass solo rules! :D

[eXDevilize]

"...he touched me down inside...", "He is like a Mountie..."

What not to say in church.

[owaishere]

1:41

"Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide

But Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside"

[dvrman]

Zap!

[QuadKillTube]

ZAP

[GuitarsRockandLife]

I think keyboard cat would play this well... :)

[3dmarth]

Interestingly, much of it is taken as evidence by those who believe in a natural origin. And that brings up this point: What do you want to believe? No, I'm not in any way discrediting the concepts of truth and fact, but I would encourage you to look at both sides of the coin. I'll gladly keep discussing these things with you (preferably through private messages, to save this comment thread), but only if you're somewhat interested in hearing about the Bible. Debating in itself won't do any good.

[rorylawless1]

@3dmarth well, as you probably gathered im an atheist :P but there is a difference between science and religion, science brings us forwards. when was the last time religion brought anything new into the world, even new storys? no its all old, it was all created before we could prove the origin of the universe. there has been thousands of religions, but one 1 science theory. Of course theirs some sense in religion it was made from people. but it was made up by people therefore not fact.

[3dmarth]

@rorylawless1 I'm all for science as well, but let's face it, it's done by people, who make mistakes, and are still learning. The facts don't change, but our understanding of them does. (Making the Bible's spherical earth reference, etc., especially interesting.) There must be a reason why I believe in God, who created the world and who forgave my wrongs, seeing as I tend to favour logic and reason, while not being superstitious or "religious" per se. Anyway, it's been good to talk with you. :)

[usafjohnson]

I'm sure I like Communist Roll'd better.,

[AthenaRage]

"Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside?"

lyrical ingenuity .

[johncisney15]

BEHOLD! I AM THE LORD OF SUCKY YOUTUBE VIDS! I BANISH YOU TO THE INTERNET UNDERWORLD WHERE YOU WILL BE RICK ROLLED AND LAZARED AND OVER 9000NED UNTIL YOUR EARS MELT AND YOUR EYES BECOME PUDDLES OF ACID!!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!­!!!!!!

[MaximMike9800]

Jesus is a lover of us. He loves us. We love him. We want to BE LIKE HIM!

[johncisney15]

@MaximMike9800 Prancing around like a bunch of fags is being like Jesus? 0_0

[soundscapenyc]

thank god i'm an atheist.

[halovsZoMbIeS]

No I am Scared as well. I can't sleep at night because I think that Jesus is watching me Saying JESEUS IS MY FRIEND

[eduse1256]

Am I the only one who's a little scared by this video ? ._.

[Samurai4Jesus]

I think Jesus is up there right now saying "Oh no no no!!! I do NOT know these guys. Never seen 'em before in my life."  XD

[ColonelTwisty]

I'M SORRY I WAS EATING CHEETOS DURING THIS VIDEO, DID YOU SAY JESUS WILL NEVER BURN MY CAT?

[ImMrJet]

Zap~ O_O

[CanadaxHetalia]

Zap your dick that's why you get boners in class randomly

:T

[AshtonAshes]

Tell me that's not Derek Zoolander's voice...

[PropheseasOfSaFire]

I'm going to add Jesus as a friend on Facebook now.

[Scheheraz0dd]

Is it just me or does the guy on bass look like Tobias Funke?

[Jimkbbh]

Dont drink the kool-aid!

[Skarloe]

jesus is mah frend. I have a frend in jeses.

[Flaschenoefner999]

whats the name of this band?

[wii7036]

Fucking metal.

[invinciblar13]

DANIEL LARUSSO!

[TheChrisBarrows]

667th comment to avoid the 666 curse.....

[FALLASLEEPworld]

I thought Jesus was my friend, but he never rings, :(.

[xmoonXcricketx]

Unfortunately jeezis didn't teach you to sing. Fail.

[morvorify]

the choir ppl looks like the spawn of satan...

[101staafjez]

ha ha ha XD this shit is cash 

[TacticalHemorrhoid]

anyone want to tell me why vaginal childbirth is in the suggestion box?

[DontWantYouToAdoreMe]

...zap

[pkemr4]

jesus: cool story bro

me: cool story bro

youtube: cool story bro

[MegaSchnoll]

Jesus want your dead.

[BenjiRimell17]

Wouldn't say no to 1:08 myself...

[sebita4]

he touched me down inside... lol.. rapists everywhere

[dxjohncenacaz]

@sebita4 Just shut the fuck up.

[mattymatt1987]

Shemhamephorash, ave satanas, rege satanas

This is not music, i think that even jesus would hold his head in his hands with this crap

[pkemr4]

@mattymatt1987 you mean facepalm?

[yuugi00]

im sure that guy turned his buttcheek to alot of people...

[PKMNTrainerJayme]

I was watching Glee and heard this song.

I burst out laughing and had to come back to this video, hahaha.

[jtjoemamma]

OMG BEST SONG EVER!

[Wargursable]

1:17 "Jesus doesn't love me..."

[ATRUESURENO]

At least I know the music is better with Satan! This shit is beyond atrocious! If Jesus is not down with the Queers, what is up with this bass player? and fuck your jesus 666 kill gods people

[spassmagnet]

lol these guys are awesome (funny)

this could be (remixed) the next summer hit :P

[AkioET]

1:23 BASS SOLO!

[norwegianunicycle]

What is the one man wolf-pack doing there!?!?!?

[breaker4805]

Thats Gold.....

Thats terific........

[DeathToTehFurries]

Jesus has now been crucified twice.

[ifeelnopressure]

@DeathToTehFurries And it was more painful the second time.

[countercheng]

haha Jesus is my friend LOL

Tom Morello's Solo at 1:32

[ixSTRAFExi]

"Jesus is my friend..... I have a friend in Jesus." its burned into my head!!!! Dx

[100SUPERFLY001]

JESUS IS MY FRIEND OLOLOLOLOLL AHAHAHA

[Draxx1134]

Why turn a perfectly good ska song into....this?

[gtruba]

@Draxx1134 To make it EVEN BETTER!!!

[Draxx1134]

@gtruba Its not really religious. But damn this is sooooooo catchy. haha

[DeathToTehFurries]

EAR RAPE

[MrAJWalter]

Another Fail roll...

[Crunchycrunchysmooth]

They're friends with Jesus...

NOW who's the winner?

[LSRPMerca]

Jesus is on his cloud being like "....WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE CUNTS?!"

[KalimaShaktide]

roflmao

[xYakushiKabuto]

Jesus IS a friend of mine, sir.

[randommovieguys]

I prefer Vader Is My Friend.

[prestb]

AHHH!!! Gonna slam my laptop with a sledge hammer now.

[F21productions]

1:17 that man touched me.

[iamverymad67]

Jesus will zap you any way he can! Zap!!

[pkemr4]

424 people went atheist 88 people remained christians 

[SHADOWGT1990]

Ned Flanders best friends

[DaHeadBaanger]

@SHADOWGT1990 LOL

[MetalxXxMayhem]

You know who's a friend of mine? George Carlin. If they can have dead friends then so can I!!!!

[iPodluver11224]

He did touch me down inside if you know what I mean....

[MrSlingy]

1:08.

She wants you..honest.

[Coddio]

FUCKIN ROCKS

[RGRozzer]

guys, jesus is dead. am i the only one who noticed ? :P

[haslum15]

@RGRozzer Never heard of Imaginary friends?

[danielgrantnewton]

@RGRozzer What? When did that happen? How?

[3dmarth]

@RGRozzer Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the awesomeness of His resurrection!

[rorylawless1]

@3dmarth yeaaa ok, who said that? him? lawl Logic failz

[3dmarth]

@rorylawless1 Him, referring to Jesus claiming his own resurrection? Yes, he did say that (after as well as before). But when someone claims to be alive, you usually believe them...

[rorylawless1]

@3dmarth And you know this how? a book. anyway im not gonna argue about this, whats the point xD

[3dmarth]

@rorylawless1 Yes, books are where we learn most history from, seeing as firsthand experience isn't really an option. ;)

Check that book out sometime...

But for now, ttyl. :)

[rorylawless1]

@3dmarth yeah but there are story books and history books, if i handed you a book talking about a guy who walked on water, cured people of diseases and came back from the dead now, (you know without recognising it as the bible :P) you wouldent believe it, youd say it was a story with morals, but because the bible is old it's considered real for some reason.

[3dmarth]

@rorylawless1 Good elaboration. I see your point.

But it's not considered real because it's old. (It was taken as truth back then as well, although, like now, many didn't believe it.) If anything, its age works against it. It can be difficult to believe in these things, especially when the book is as old as it is, but this specific case is remarkable for being a collection of 66 books (by many authors) that fit together and even make occasional scientific references that make the most sense now!

[3dmarth]

@rorylawless1 By the way, my intention is not to start a long debate. I'm willing to keep answering as long as there are comments to answer to, but we can still wrap it up quickly and neatly. (Sorry, my last post was pushing the length limit for a YouTube comment.)

[rorylawless1]

@3dmarth well there are a lot of old things that make scientific sense now, the myan calander for instance, dosent mena the world is gonna end in december 2012. Religion just never made sense to me, too many holes, plus what makes one more liegitimate than another. why is christianity right and say Islam wrong. both cant be proven either way because thats the beauty of "faith" its based on what we cant prove, then when we can prove something about it, religion says "yeah god did it".

[3dmarth]

@rorylawless1 You're referring to "blind faith". And unfortunately, some do go by faith like that regarding religion or atheism. ("I don't understand anything about this, but someone told me that this is true, so I believe it." Or, "Some of this has been true, so I believe it.") True faith is more like, "I know that this source has been totally trustworthy so far, so I can believe the bits that I haven't confirmed." Which is basically what goes on when you read a modern history or science book.

[rorylawless1]

@3dmarth Science you can prove on a daily basis, you read the textbook then you can go do it for yourself. Can't do that with religion. And you can't say religion has been trustworthy so far because it has been proven wrong on many accounts. the first page for instance: genesis "world was created in 7 days" Scientist: actually millions of years due to gravtiy" religion: "naaah god put fossils to test us!" anyway why is earth so important lol what about aliens, universe is trillions of lightyears

[rorylawless1]

@3dmarth Science you can prove on a daily basis, you read the textbook then you can go do it for yourself. Can't do that with religion. And you can't say religion has been trustworthy so far because it has been proven wrong on many accounts. the first page for instance: genesis "world was created in 7 days" Scientist: actually millions of years due to gravtiy" religion: "naaah god put fossils to test us!" anyway why is earth so important lol what about aliens, universe is trillions oflightyears

[rorylawless1]

@3dmarth Science you can prove on a daily basis, you read the textbook then you can go do it for yourself. Can't do that with religion. And you can't say religion has been trustworthy so far because it has been proven wrong on many accounts. the first page for instance: genesis "world was created in 7 days" Scientist: actually millions of years due to gravtiy" religion: "naaah god put fossils to test us!" anyway why is earth so important lol what about aliens, universe is trillions of lightyear

[3dmarth]

@rorylawless1 We have neither proof of nor proof against aliens. Anyway, what I meant is that we have found what's in the science books to be true (from experience, or because trusted sources support them), so we take the rest by faith. We weren't around at the formation of the world, for example. Nor did we personally land on the moon. But we trust what we have read because of its good record. There is much evidence for a young earth (like you mentioned, fossils), but I won't get into that now.

[rorylawless1]

@3dmarth (reached limit :P) s in size there is a extremely high chance there is other life. what does god do to them? seperate heaven, seperate massiah? I bet aliens have religion too, and it all works out on their planet. Earth isnt special, religion is humans trying to make it special nad give us purpose. thats why there are holes in it, its man made.

[Alexxyk]

hahahaha!! Smosh made a parody of this song!! Vader is my friend!!

[cchheeeessee]

If you haven't got him on facebook then hes not your friend. LIEESSS ALLLLL LIEEESSSS

[lucafon18]

I like this one

It's not scary like McRoll'd

Jesus is my friend

Jesus is a friend of mine

[damone3000]

O__o (im srry god) WTF WAS THAT?!

[DiLlWeEd1331]

BASS SOLO! FUCK YES!!!!

[XxtoomanyXsxX]

lol, not a bad song >.>

[Saint635]

why did he reject my friend request on Facebook?

[CongenialityMiss]

ooooooooooooooh dear!!!!!! Cotty you nutcase! Where did you discover this one?

[sludgeaholic]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha

[sac12457]

FUCKING MEGA LIKE!

[viewtifuljoe99]

ROCK AND ROLL

[13Psycho13]

In Russia.... Jesus is our friend..

[fizzypopism]

I'm an atheist, and if people want to make music to praise their God, that's cool. Music is a medium to express a lot of things, and if a love of God is one of those things, you can go right ahead and sing about it. Some religious music is amazing (think those Latin hymns, or even songs like 'Spirit in the Sky'). This song sucks not because it's religious, but because it's lyrics are awful (Jesus is a Mountie?).

[SIN002]

Wow if Jesus befriends fags like this he must be one flaming son of a bitch.

[th3und3rxtak3r]

HAIL SATAN. JESUS IS A LAIR.

[donth4ck]

I like the funky guitar solo.

[banmen0w]

Most 1970s music buries this, anyone who thinks 1970s music sucks in general needs their head checked, peace. However, this is awful.

[Onyxmyr]

You know what's funny? I'm almost positive that the singer is a flaming homosexual.

[METALIST1989]

If this is music then.. hail satan

[GroundhogDark]

HOLY HELL

[africkinamerican]

Rock n roll? This is actually a bad attempt at ska

I think they were trying to be funny

[hobbes71002]

Jesus taught him how to play Rock n' Roll?

Jesus couldn't Rock = CONFIRMED!!!

[Kyran14]

lol I'm Christian but this has to be the funniest song ive ever heard in my life lol!

[pcaledonius]

I don't know...

It's no worse than most '70s music.

(And the clothing fashions might even be a step up.)

Just sayin'... 

[Krauserowns]

Jesus is a corpse, yes Jesus is a corpse! He taught me how not to piss off the Romans!

[celtik916]

1:17 apparently not

[YURTUBE]

OMG! 1:07!! It's Meg Griffin!

[Atrocitas6]

Liars. I knew Jesus in high school, he was a total prick.

[EmixEmergency]

theres no doubt in my mind that all these people are virgins...

[ThePukalo]

@EmixEmergency and that's still is the best case scenario

[WINFIELD32750]

love the rhythm guitarist rocking out the whole time

[N3TR0z]

first i was like COOL REGGAE! :D

then this..... its 10x better then i expected :)

[MrNobCake]

Gold! Lucky Jesus is not still in his grave coz he'd be turning in it right now.

[redKELLYMHRCH]

lol this is soooooooo corny!

[ReadingWeirdo]

1:44 - 1:56 What the hell?! LMAO! XD

[karinine]

@ReadingWeirdo hahahahahahaaha xDDDDD

[drelle504]

Wooooooo!!!! Let's get chocolate wasted and rock! Notice the sarcasm. ZAP!!! LMAO 1:55

[nadrojeggel]

why is vaginal childbrith animation a suggestion??

XD

[colettiv]

Hey, that's Ned Flanders on guitar.... let's rock...

[AustinSeals]

golly that rock n roll

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

Catchy tune.. Gonna blast this on my system in my car.

[EclecticStranger]

why the FUCK is jesus gonna zap me ?

[alicjan85]

this is real..I know people like this

[WinningLoser331]

I LOVE THIS SONG! SONSEED!!!!

[edgecutterman]

That's why I'm atheist. Goddam creationists.

[jbcdu87]

hilarious XD

[EuanLDavidson]

If I was Jesus, I wouldn't hang out with these guys.

[nico3641]

Jesus is my gardener

[vuki92]

@nico3641 LOL, WIN

[lotsofcurlz36]

I love how their band is called sunseed. That can't be turned dirty at all...

[surstadius]

.........What tha' fuck is this!? XD it's the sickest thing i have ever seen and i'm 100% sure that the singer is gay hahahaha!!!! x'D

[boobah2784]

At 0:32 I think he is lying

[Pheonix916]

@boobah2784 lolol 

[1991GothicSoul666]

"once i tried to run and hide, but Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside"

Is it me...or does that sound....REALLY wrong?!

"he'll love me if i'm perfect if i ever get that way"

I was expecting him to say "He'll love me even if i'm gay!" xD ROFL!

[vinkie35]

OMG NO!

I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS!

AAAAAA!!!!!

MY EYESS!!!!

[Ticketn]

zap

[SniperMaske]

Jesus now sounds cheesy. XD

[johnaiton]

Did I ...just get ...JESUS rolled?