American Revolution: in Two Minutes

[CutiePie21019]

wat ever man its cool

[MegaBoss175]

the biggest was the french and Indian war also the battle of bunker hill is actually called the battle of breeds hill

[titanicboy02]

Shit

[jon2unow16]

I don't know Wht the one guy is tlking about incorrect shit it is actually correct we jst learned it in social studies do haha in yo face:0

[ROBLOXmaniac221]

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find the lol with 0x2

[SunshineCoastSliding]

i dont care about all of the incorrect shit, im still puzzled why there is grindcore band playing?

[mrmemanme]

Acctually Paul revere was captured by the British and never completed his midnight ride

[k97513]

@mrmemanme

why is every one cussing???

[mrmemanme]

@k97513 cos revere is a man who should go into history as a villain, well certainly not a hero. His "great ride" is a sham, we was one of about 20 men who rode, he failed in his mission yet he is hailed a a hero. The only action he severed in was Americas worst naval disaster until pearl harbour, partially down to revere as he commanded the artillery. Furthermore in the retreat he did not allow use of his barge to rescue stragglers but instead used it to carry his luggage.

[k97513]

@mrmemanme

ok got it i know now ok ok ok ok ok ok

watch my movies:The adventures of joe biden episode 1 part 1 and 2

the adventures of sam and larry episode 1 part 1 and 2

too late to apologize a declaration music only version

the life of a president part 1

[mrmemanme]

@k97513 no

[gummybear31003]

the british are comming!! .....OH SNAP!

[cutealexandra702]

yea true



[Dale21166]

THIS WAR IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO AMERICA IRONICALLY THIS WAR WAS FOR FREEDOM, GREAT BRITAIN AS IF YOU HAD TO SAY WHICH IS MORE FREE, IT WOULD BE BRITAIN BY A LONG SHOT, CENSOR SHIP IS NOT AS RIDGID FOR EXAMPLE WE WONT TRY TO BRING IN A LAW STOPPING FREEDOM OF SPEECH ON THE INTERNET, WE DONT GIVE GUNS TO PEOPLE LIKE THEY ARE GOING OUT OF FASHION, NOR DO WE HIDE IMPORTANT INFORMATION FROM THE PUBLIC OR HAVE A MESSED UP CORRUPTED GOVERNMENT WITH A LIST OF CONSPIRACIES SURROUNDING IT !!!

[ChivalrysDownfall]

This isn't how it happened?! Jesus punched King George in the face at the battle of Thermopylae then Abe Lincoln joined up with the aliens and the Indians ran to New Mexico cuz they was scared. Then Mother Theresa and Tom Brady gave birth to Ronald Reagen and we've been kickin' ass ever since.

Read the Bible guys. It's all in there.

[ixPROPHET]

@ChivalrysDownfall now all we have to wait for is Americans to learn how to spell properly

[ChivalrysDownfall]

@ixPROPHET It's not a dissertation kid, grow up.

[tabuu9]

I watched this at school. It was so funny, but inaccurate.

[MegaFiredog1]

Lol FUNNY



[giglebox69]

this is hilarious i got 2 watch it in school

[Thecupcakesoldier]

there were also 2 lanterns ever heard the quote 2 if by sea 1 if by land now listen my child for the midnight ride of paul revere

[Thecupcakesoldier]

the ride of paul Revere he said the redcoats are coming

[RASHEALoooo16]

@RASHEALoooo16 And I meant *they were not "the were."

[RASHEALoooo16]

@raina0413 I know what I meant. He said, "the Regulars are coming." I only learned this about 3 months ago and with my GPA, I'm more than capable of remembering a simple phrase. The term "regulars," is another way of saying the were part of the "regular" army and not in the local militia.

[MrPureMayhem]

i noticed paul revere by the beastie boys, good choice might i add. i also noticed a little bit of whitest kids you know during the battle of bunker hill..

[koocoo4cocopuffs]

"hello gentlemen."

"what's up?"

"THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!"

"oh snap!"

best video ever

[dartiol101]

lololo my teacher played this today! mr. beuke.

[Hartlandincincy]

my teacher played this on acodent yestureday lol

[AaronneusTheGreat]

America lost the battle of bunker hill.

[SilvahPawz]

the British are cumming...

[caps7ick]

I like how you copied off of The Whitest Kids You Know... copyright infringement...?

[MusicLoverpeople]

My teacher played this in class today and we are still laughing about the british are coming thing good job

[orayole]

I was taught he said the red coats are coming...

[will78962]

ha that was so funney you guy did a great good!

[GlazzSwan]

this sucks its stupid

[armashaikh12345]

@GlazzSwan umm u think it sucks because u dont know the history behind it so the inacurate stuff is hilarouis

[GlazzSwan]

@armashaikh12345 no it sucks cause its gay like you

[ThePeru111]

@GlazzSwan but ur dumb and dont know anything heres a question who wrote the declaration of independence

[ThePeru111]

@armashaikh12345 well bsically ur correct

[Schwertization]

Guys, I believe the joke at 1:29 can be explained by watching WKUK Polite War.

Pretty much the same joke, only in WKUK the voices and acting are better.

[devil6050]

Didn't we lose the battle of bunker hill and wasn't it on breeds hill

[bobtheperson084]

Problem #1- Boston Massacre- They threw snowballs with shells in them. Then someone yelled "fire!'

Problem #2- Boston Tea party- They were dressed as indians

Problem #3- Ride of Paul Revere- He said, "the regulars are coming!"

Problem #4- You forgot the Battle of Lexington and Concord. It was the opening battle

Problem #5- The British won Bunker/ Breeds hill

~Just putting it out there~

[walterhemms]

@bobtheperson084 Problem #6- There were no poorly animated cartoons fighting in the American Revolution

[armashaikh12345]

@bobtheperson084 shutup it was funny

[buster9877]

@bobtheperson084 um wrong there no one yelled fire at the Boston Massacre it was an accidental discharge and after that everyone else panicked.

[azinvazion]

@bobtheperson084 Problem #1 is 90% wrong. You were right about the snowballs but the "fire!" part was inaccurate. What really happened is a soldier was hit by a snowball and he accidently misfired. Once that shell was fired all the redcoats panicked and started shooting. :)

[bobtheperson084]

@azinvazion Oh. Okay thanks lol

[Gloamist]

@bobtheperson084 U know all that is what everyone learns (including me) but it might not be true!

[USSERARETHEBEST123]

There only one problem..... The french and dutch did all the work.

[MrWhaaaaa]

Actually, the colonists lost the battle of Bunker Hill, but the video was so awesome I don't care.

[BATHORSEGUARD]

You know people, if you hate this, go somewhere else and comment, I will say this is interestion, but I won't say that it is good or bad!

[comment69873]

I find this offencive

[GarshardJeVard]

@comment69873 I find your spelling offensive you dirty canadian.

[TheRedDeadNerd97]

@GarshardJeVard, lol now how is that going to improve relations?

[GarshardJeVard]

@TheRedDeadNerd97 with the UK or England? Either way, it wont hurt to lose either.

[TheRedDeadNerd97]

@TheRedDeadNerd97, no meant with Canada.

[TheRedDeadNerd97]

@comment69873, how do you find this "offencive" ?

[ferhordlingrads]

Israel Bissell > Paul Revere

[littlemisstommy]

Also, this is all wrong, you just listen to American propaganda.

[littlemisstommy]

Paul revere got captured before he could make it to concord, and there were 2 other horsemen with him. One of them made it, but everyone just cares about revere

[Poppie100100]

Its the regulars are comming and at bunker hill Curnal prescott told the reliables "hold the fire till you see th whit in there eyes". and how could you forget york town when the red coats where trapped between washington and the french

[GabberKittie]

Haha my US History teacher showed us this XD

[magicsymblin]

@GabberKittie DERP --> OuO

[freetofly10]

HA. i was watching this in history class with a bunch of friends and we got pwnd by our teacher... lol

[freetofly10]

HA.

[RASHEALoooo16]

Actually, this is incorrect. On Paul Revere's ride, he said, "The Regulars are coming." because if he said, "The British are coming" then it wouldn't even make sense because the colonists were still considered British, and they were already there.

[523TRITO]

@RASHEALoooo16 And look at how many fucks we give.

[raina0413]

@RASHEALoooo16 the regulars are coming? I think you mean the redcoats

[TheCGIMaster]

The new Revere Rap!

[baileerenae14]

this is the funniest thing ive seen about the revolutionary war... ever. good job ;)

[oooGBKooo]

Dang! How many school do they need? :D

[Chicagokid1071732]

@oooGBKooo Idk maybe a couple hundred?

[XXGAMERXX169]

@oooGBKooo ikr XD

[mattl0987]

paul revere sure did pass a lot of schools on his midnight ride.

[superemoboyz]

so the british are doing what again?

[kiddynamite1991]

That's exactly what happened. Don't worry.



[lakittysmall]

saw this at school all of us bursted laughing!

my fav part " hey guys"whats up" ThE bRiTiSh ArE cOmInG!" OH SNAP!!!" LOL

5 STARRS <3

[NinjaOfTheKyeboard1]

Are the British coming or not?!

[superemoboyz]

@NinjaOfTheKyeboard1 doubt it 

[Stephanavich]

He actually did not say " the british are coming" he said " the regulars are coming" because the colonist considered themselves to be British, and fought for their rights as englishman, not as americans.

[TheXimena12345]

LOL!!! my teacher showed this in American history!!!! :D good job!!

[yourhouseshouse]

lol paul revere

[eragonrex1]

@RebornBabyLove Lol my social studies teacher showed us this today aswell. Same thing here ;)

[hipepleful]

you forgot the part about there captain saying "don't shoot tell you see the whites of there eyes"

[ShmoothiiesPage]

Like... THE BRITISH ARE COMING!

[hazeldogzzz]

"hello Gentlemen"

"wazzup?"

"AHH THE BRITISH ARE COMING AHH!"

"o snap"

[Lonewerewolf777]

This is screwed up.

[GamemasterRing]

How come the parrots still hold the ground at the end

[Robertz1986]

@GamemasterRing

The parrots still hold the ground because birds go where they like...

[tomatoseller29]

the desription is so true!!

[Scoutrussp7]

when you drop english tea into the sea, many people can die! :D

[talissin]

History lesson for Americunts.

[Robertz1986]

@talissin

In the words of Washington, FUCK YE!

[cocacola1645]

the british are comming.

[linkthemain]

im proud to be an american where at least i know that british are coming.

[Bramblestar11]

Ok, I know that the Americans lost the battle of bunker hill, but I think what he was trying to show was that Britain suffered greater losses than the Americans did, which is what really happened.

[XxmonstahobgobxX]

i wonder if the fishies enjoyed the ocean when they dumped the tea...

[cheeta025]

lol my teacher showed us this

[kittendancer]

dude, this vid has gone viral at our school. nice job.

[Oceangal19]

i laughed.

[givemewops]

lmao my teacherss showed this video to the history students and we all cracked up lauhging like there was no tomorrow!!!!!! plus its very educational....*cough cough* lol lmao

[malik13ist]

my class seen this vid and we all laughed so hard!!!!XD

[tenchimuyo69]

But Americans still loved tea...

They even went through great lengths to obtain it illegally.

But this isn't exactly "key" to the situation.

[GARAYANIDZE]

it's a bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsnickjonas7777]

hahahahahahaha :)

[krazydoodle]

lollololololololololololololol­olololololololololololol

[NooberoUno]

"This British are coming!"

"Oh snap"

[titanicpiano14]

Go Brits! Go Loyalists! Check out my rendition of British Grenadiers March on piano and harpsichord!

[cutehotnbad]

Now thats education. amazing.

[025azn]

It was funny, but the Americans lost Bunker Hill

[Gikanks556]

@025azn Only cause we ran out of ammunition

[xXxCH3SL3RxXx]

now THATS education

[AirborneUnit]

doesnt paul revers picture at like 1:21 look like Jack Black ??!?

[karatekid778]

i can watch the paul revere part in a loop and never stop laughing (because it would never stop)

[karatekid778]

THE BRITISH R COMING lol

[penguinrox88]

we watched it in school luv it!!!!

[moshpit911]

wtf your schooling is full of shit ither that or you didnt pat atention!

[TerraRuba]

the colonists got destroyed at the battle of bunker hill? Joeseph warren got shot in the face and they were put down fast. this is embarassing I hate ignorance of our own damn history

[WoWundeadrouge]

americans lost the battle of bunker hill

[Silverforests]

My friends liked the part when he says THE BRITISH ARE COMING x100 lol

[Elliissaa1]

damn your voice is so funny xD

[Elliissaa1]

hahahaha xD

awesome!!! realy!

[miamilli16xxx]

haha soo funny "yeah we hate tea we hate taxes boo britain boo britain"

[spacekloud99]

this is awesome

[chrisjc2007]

More accurate than the Patriot movie lol. Even though I'm English, the American War of Independence is one of my favourite wars. I liked the ideas the Americans had for a new nation and their willingness to fight one of the biggest empires of the time. Many brits hate us and many us probs hate brits but i love america.

[DavBlc7]

@chrisjc2007 True, I am a Brit but after the 1812 war we did not fight each other and we both became allies late in the First World War and again in the Second World War, even help each other after the war, presently in Afghanistan.

[xXxBlueEyedAngelxXx]

oh snap! LOL

[KoanSilver21]

THE BRITISH ARE COMING X 100

[merton8181]

Lol so fucking innaccurate, shows how stupid america is it cant even dipict its own independance with some kind of intellectualism

[plutogirllovekj]

My British friends, this video is meant as satire, please don't take it sooo seriously, just laugh, where is that famous British humor, come on, that was more than 230yrs ago, now we are friends again!!!

[espada9]

Right because this 3rd grade depiction was created by our best and brightest historians and geo political experts.

Thanks for validating our belief that the Brits are arrogant snobbish retards.

[espada9]

Im afraid you took my post out of context, I was replying to merton8181 and his assertion that so fucking innaccurate, shows how stupid america is it cant even dipict its own independance with some kind of intellectualism.

I was making a point, I guess the irony was missed.

[gs08efc]

this is a prime example of america being uneducated this video is innacurate in every single espect the only reason america won is from the much needed help of french and dutch soldiers plus america was a very young country at the time and most of the soldiers fighting in the us army were british. And also the fact that teachers so this in schools just proves that the children of america are brought up with false propaganda and lies to make there country seem much better than it actualy is.

[Kopaka3800]

I doubt we would stop resisting, it would've definitly lasted much longer, even if that did end, another would start

[Spartan54232]

Dude its a joke sheesh! Americans are more educated than you European bastards give us credit for, our only problem is not only do we have the largest concentration of smart intelectuals,but we also have it vise versa for dumb asses.................FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH!!!!!!!!! *deep breathing* ha.................

[CoreyxFtw]

And where are you from good sir? England? For us, it would be the American Revolution, for you the American Revolt. Who's to say that British schools aren't throwing the same slander at you? It's all perspective. And I'm not agreeing with any of the video, the shit he depicted did happen, but not how we learn and know it. And if that's how he learned that, then he should probably switch schools.

[Bramblestar11]

@gs08efc For goodness sake, the teachers teach us the right history, this video is made for humor. Our Social Studdies teacher just showed this to us because he said he found something halarious on youtube. That's it. So shut up, and think about your own country.

[dantescritic]

Only an idiot would make something like this. Anyone under 10 will find this hilarious.

[Skull367]

this is awesome

[Superbunny991]

we watched this is my history class about 1 month ago we all laughed...

i love this video and i think its funny

the brittish are comning x3416543

oh snap!

[RIPCaseyCalvert15]

hahahah we did to...then the whole class went around saying the btitish are coming for like 2 weeks

[BlitzerUK]

An American Teacher showed this at school?...

Doesnt surprise me.

[zagoo6]

lol funny

[GrittyPunk]

Strange how you can tell an american made it,

[Bramblestar11]

@GrittyPunk duh, because who in Britain is going to make a video about American independence?

[cadge31]

Boring, not funny and a waste of time.

[Challenger305]

lol, sad. but kinda funny at the end only.

[RonBurgundy1212]

Its awful lol....quite historically innaccurate. Should not be taken sriously.

[seatails]

acually it's 2:06

[mhonline1]

lol!!

some of my teachers showed this at my school!

its funny but the british decided to b screen hogs i guess... lol!! i think everyone liked it, too. nice job (and who gave it 2 1/2 stars???)

[sharley530]

very good....

could have been much shorter if the british werent coming as much.

lool

x

[dancermea13]

lol

best history lesson ever

[melonhead82]

The French Imperial army and navy as well as the Dutch Imperial forces were the main cause for the Victory of the American Revolution.

[Jattmafia313]

not really, the French only came after the Battle of Saratoga, in which America destroyed the British and convinced the French that their cause was worth fighting for.

And the British were using German Hessians from the begining against the Americans

[melonhead82]

but it was the French Imperial navy that finished off the British forces, without that i don't think america would stand a chance, even though i've noticed most americans don't like the french

[KelsoMeg]

the british are coming!!!!!

[KronicDemon442]

1:45 is great

[PlzBMinexo]

My Social Studies teacher showed us this in class a couple weeks ago and we cracked up! Dude, this thing is so freakin' funny. But the Boston Massacre wasn't a massacre. 5 drunk colonist died and that was it.

[walterhemms]

tell ur teacher thanks!

[Salien1999]

@PlzBMinexo A massacre is defined as the killing of people who can't defend themselves, the colonists who you think were drunk had nothing but snow-balls to use, and the red-coats had guns, it doesn't really matter how many people die, it's still a massacre.

[25dragonraider]

@PlzBMinexo not truevthey werent drunk alot of colonist were hitting the soldiers

[brycethehamsterlover]

@PlzBMinexo Not 5 they had many battles in Boston

[mariomasta]

Well, that's not exactly how the Boston Massacre went down (I blame the colonists, not the British)...but since you were going for the comedic affect, I won't give you a history lesson. =p

[superdeluxe8D]

hahaha cool

[bkayser05]

You guys missed a lot of key events. You know like the Declaration of Independence, Valley Forge, Washington crossing the Delaware & defeating the British and Hessians at Trenton & Princeton, the Battle of Cowpens, and the Battle of Yorktown. Also don't forget the Treaty of Paris that ended the war.

[sabikanani]

I think you should have included the Sugar Act, Stamp Act, John Locke, and Common Sense instead of spending the entire time saying "the british are coming".

S-

[walterhemms]

I wanted too, but the assignment was on these events only