Howard vs Rudd Rap Battle - FAIRFAX MEDIA

[mo0s3]

First comment since he quit. RIP

[dutchandreas1]

nice

like if crash bandicoot take you here

[ffwuc]

Rudd looks more like Graham Richardson LOL.

[hazardouschemical]

1:17 :)

[LaserBeamerZ]

my favourie song of all time

[SonicStarGirl]

What's the song called?

[BumYaMumAnRun]

Rudd Fucked your mum Howard..

[ffixmaster]

you sadistic asshole

[EdgardoJustice]

Nice work. keep it up. wqedsd

[Ollie441]

That was wicked!!

[supershredder102]

ultra lol who played howard he looks 25 yrs old

[rainerrunge]

wow!!!!!!!! cool!LOL!

[Dav739]

love the peter Costello part

[hadeleh]

im peter costello! ello ello ello ello

im for costello i wear a yellow tie :)

[lebronjordan]

I dont think howard or rudd won i think ray martin won

[pckid888]

My contribtion to the lyrics correction of this great vid:

(Howard):

My fellow Australians I've got something to say,I'm the man for the job come election day.

I'll hit Rudd for 6, I've got all the tricks,

I'm the primest minister in Aussie politics.

I've been here since '96 and I'm doin' swell.

I take care of the young and the old as well.

From the city, to the surf, to the RSL...

Word up my diggers!!

[pckid888]

(Voiceover & Garrett) Opposition in the house...of representatives! REPRESENT! (Rudd): A make way for me, I'm the R U DOUBLE D! I'm the flyest mudda Rudda that you ever did see.I listen to your voices, you're makin' all them noises, you say you didn't like it so I'm rolling back work choices. (Voiceover): Is it power you'll seize? (Rudd): I'll crush Howard with these. Now sit back, relax while i speak Chinese... (CHINESE man): What is your immigration policy? (RUDD): SHERRR! (Yes)

[pckid888]

(Man with phone): "Mr Rudd!"

(Rudd): Call me Kevin, 'cause I'll rock you in '07. If we fizzle take a snizzle, I'll be back in '011. A man is sent from heaven for the ALP. Mr Howard you're a coward, I'm the R U DOUBLE D.

(Howard): We'll Mr Rudd you're a dud

(Rudd): Ladies say that I'm a stud

(Howard): They were paid to say that bud

(Rudd): Well you look like Elmer Fud, or Mr Sheen...

(Mr Sheen): That's mean! I work hard to keep floors clean!

[pckid888]

(RM):This battles just startin', I'm Ray Martin, lets see who's got the policies to be the next Edmund Barton...I'm Ray Martin. (Howard): Well I'm the battler from Bennelong, the PM you depend upon. I'll keep your mortgage down. (Rudd): And if you're marginal he'll spend a bomb. (Howard): Well it isn't wrong to think I give a damn about the nation, I'm here to do a job. (Rudd): Did I mention I speak Asian?

[pckid888]

(Howard): Ah one-trick-wonder Kevin Bloody Rudd. Your wife screwed all the workers, now your name in Canberra's mud. (Rudd): I'm an old school player, the newest of the new. If Latham couldn't hack it then I'll see the party through. (Howard): Well i'll get this party started with a comeback that's concise (not sure on this word) (RM): It's been years, but it appears that Labor's winning, I'm Ray Martin.

[pckid888]

(Rudd): I'm a contender always coming from the back. You're a pretender, now its time 2PAC. Get out or Kirribilli, it was cute, but now its silly. I'm about to set up shop with Garrett, Swan and Gilly.

(Howard): Right...OK...Peter? You wanna take over?

[pckid888]

(Costello): Howard's gone now I'm your fellow, prepare for a regime that's quite mellow. I wear ties that are coloured yellow, that's cause I'm Peter Costello...ello, ello, ay, ay, ay, I'm Peter Costello, ello, ello, ay, ay, ay, yeah Peter Costello!

(jazz scatting) sweedelee da ba bop ba de de ba ba...yeah, yeah, yeah, budget surplus...tweedelee da da yeah my yellow ties...

Hello...? (silence)

The End

[N0NEoftheAB0VE]

That appearance by Costello at the end was deeply disturbing

[LordsArmySoldier]

Lol, Gay much/

This sux

[KablamYouDied]

Opposition in da house!!

of representatives,

REPRESENT!

_____________________

What is your polocy on Immigration?

Yes...

haha Best lines

[Und0it]

bhahhahahahha i cant stop watching dis lollol lmfaorofl

[xxxJoniexxx]

WHAT UP MAH DIGGAHS

[souljaboy2528]

peter costello lol

[samlicity]

my fellow australians ive got something to say

im the man for the job come election day

ill get rudd for 6 ive got all the tricks

im the primest minister in aussie politics

ive been here since '96 and im doin' swell

i take care of the young and the old aswell

from the city to the surf to the RSL

what up my diggers !

oppisition in the house...of representitives!

REPRESENT!

[samlicity]

i make way for me

im the R U DOUBLE D

im the flyest mudda RUDDA that you ever did see

i listen to your voices

you're makin' all them noises

you say you didn't like it so im rolling back work choices

ill crush howard with these

now sit back, relax while i speak chinese

(CHINESE man says: what is your immigration policy?)

(RUDD says: SHERRR (YES))

[brockw444]

get the damn lyrics right! you tard

[samlicity]

"mr. Rudd" call me kevin cause of rock it in 07

if your fizzle take a snizzle ill be back in 011

a (something) sent from heaven for the ALP

howard you're a coward im the R U DOUBLE D

mr rudd you're a dudd

ladies say im a studd

they were paid to say that bud

well you look like elma fudd or mr sheen

(mr sheen says: Thats mean i work hard to keep floors clean)

[samlicity]

this battles just startin' im ray martin lets see whos got the policies to be the next edmund barton ..im ray martin (something) im the pm you depend upon ill keep your morgage down (something) to spend upon well it isnt wrong to think i give a damn about the nation im here to do a job did i mention i speak asian? one-trick-wonder kevin bloody rudd your wife screwed all the workers now your (something) canberras mud

[PokemonYellowBitch]

Im the battler from bennelong the pm you depend upon ill keep your mortgage down

and if your marginal to spend upon

there the missing lyrics i think

[samlicity]

sweet thanks..i just tried to guess them haha

[PokemonYellowBitch]

Yer you did a good job ay, almost every word

[samlicity]

im an old school player newest of the new

if lathem couldnt hack it then ill see the party through

well ill get this party started with a comeback thats concise

its been years but it appears that labors winning im ray martin

im a contender always coming from the back you're a pretender

now its time 2PAC

get out or kirribilli it was cute but now its silly

im about to set up shop with (some person)

right..okay, peter you wanna take over?

[samlicity]

howards gone now im ya fellow

prepare for a regime thats quite mellow

i wear ties that are colored yellow

thats cos im peter costello ello ello ay ay ay

im peter costello ello ello ay ay ay

yeah peter costello

ba de de ba ba...budget surplus...yeah my yellow ties...

hello?

[msank2]

poor costello no one likes him

[marineboy64]

AWESOME! this makes politics look fun! If only.....

[ajwowjules]

i dont get the Mr. Sheen bit.

[peekachew101]

lol look at the faces from 1:02 to 1:13 hahahah

[eviljiggity]

Now sit back relax while i speak chinese..blah blah blah....sherrrr

[bigcheese63001]

did i mension i speak asian

[jackmelboy]

lol what up my diggers!

[mailman198]

cool vid, I now feel sorry for John Howard

[dodgyplonk]

lmfao awesome. OPPOSITION IN THE HOUSE..of representatives

[coconuttreez90]

ahahahahahah frkn funny but rudd looks fat there whereas howard looks so skinny

[Way2FarGone]

Libs' Lament

(To Costellos Tune, well nearly!!!):

John your gone

To your beloved history

Why is not a mystery

Now Peter Costello

Is just a broken fellow

Woke up and discovered

You're both Ruddy well buggered

Ello, Ello, Ello.

[SnApPiin]

tedelelelel.... budget surplus....tweededledeeeeeee lmao

KEVIN 07!! HOWARD GOT HAMMERED!!

[djordje1579]

THIS IS DA WORLDS MOST FUNNIEST (and so true) VIDEO!!!!!!!

LMFAO

i miss Ronnie Johns Half Hour Show

dat was da best!!!!

[hookedonsound]

is the background music available from anywhere?

[2pacandgtafan]

make way for me i'm the R-U- double D i'm the

fliest mother ruder that you ever did see, who the hell came up with these great lyrics.

[Mrcowproductions]

lol YEAH.

I wear ties that are coloured yellow,

Coz I'm Peter Costello,

Ello Ello Ai.. lmao hell good

[afghan4life]

lol funny rap

[DanishCartoonist]

That's gold!!

[clintoc09]

the best by far is peter garett his dancing is so good

[DalekJaas]

Oppostion in the House - of representatives. Brilliant. Go Peter Costello, Liberals won my vote lol.

[Tasmalovescameron]

This is hilarious

Really made me laugh especially the last part

"I'm peter costello ello ello aye aye aye aye" LOL

[lilhayzie]

whoever made this is a genius

[eybaghdatis]

wats the lyrics

[mattmorgzloz]

woo! this is wot i hav been looking for! It's so funny and just for the record, next time you should make ray martin sing! LOL

[fknwtf]

LMAO brilliant!

[acidic2007]

Man the peter costello dude is the best he should make his own song

AUstralia RULES!!!!!!

[l33tnoobl33t]

Peter Costello is brilliant.

[7stringtechdeath]

This is great!

[poplet64]

peter costello, so true

[KCT8]

Bloody brilliant :D

[DalekJaas]

This is brilliant, well done.

[cleghornec]

ROTFL

[acidic2007]

Dude at the end is a great singer

[richboyfred]

where'd u get this

[DanIlic]

I made this... I'm the director/producer/editor

[lilhayzie]

you did a great job !

[TheOriginalMadeDCMA]

Was that the guy from Ronnie Johns Half Hour as Rudd?

Great Job!

[lilhayzie]

yeah it was! man i miss that show

[TroyVR]

he didn't make it, it was made by axis of awesome, this dude has just ripped off their video and taken credit. Poor effort dude....

[Ajones47]

Pretty sure he directed it... like in the comment... for the company that's watermarked in the corner of the Axis of Awesome original as well?

[sumfortyone]

Wow. What a fag you are for taking credit. I hope you're hit by a freaking car man.

[yoshisux]

=)=)

[pastascho]

i hate how people just video tape a video thats already made this is a good video though did u guys make it?

[Und0it]

mofo vidio of the week

[XecutionerXXX]

classic

[spectrelives]

"Beelee bup bup yeahyeaahhh budget surplus tweeleela da dee da da"

LOL

[KiaraDanae]

this is clever.

haha

[urbankuruptor]

Nice!

[Knightingal]

haha 'what is your immigration policy?'

'yes.' LOL

[BeccaRox121]

HAHAHAHA!!! That should b an add for their campaigns! KEVIN 007! HE'S MA FAVE SPY!

[petecario]

funniest thing EVER

[Drobnjak1]

LOL!!!

[pookybiggins]

hahahahaha!!!!

[gameking438]

LOL OMFG LOL, in the end it should have like "Authorized by the state government Canberra"

[Vandal3211]

Rudd and his crew are so much more gangster... he gets my vote

[hairbrushopera]

My parents are in the army so I've been calling them my "diggers" lately. :-)

[emmwa]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssss

[GTFORDMAN]

hahaha love it!

[watitis4873]

im peter costello ello ello ay ay ay hahahhaa

[bananagirl91]

this battles just startin' im ray martin lets see who's got the policies to be the next ... edmund barton... im ray martin... hahahahahahahahaha

that and "sit back relax while i speak chinese"... legendary

[AUSTRAL1AN]

i love john howards eyebrows

[curiouscookie]

"Whddup my diggers?!" ROFLMAO!

[fishbulb1992]

did i mention i speak asian...gold!!!lmfao

[ugenesfun]

woot

[potatospazz]

That was amazing! Rudd was a bit fat but that will still hilarious! (I like politics now XD)

[sugarlips167]

lol

loved it

[PIVOTMAN101]

rhats hillarious

[600FPT]

i dont care about politics...but "kevin" won the battle so im gnna vote for him LOL :D

[samstevef]

Fantastic!!! watched it 5 times and pissed myself everytime. rudd's rapping is especially good... GENIUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BhuttaJatt89]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo­ GO JONHY 07 ;)

[siewmain86]

coz im peter costello ello ello aye aye aye.. LMAO thats gold

[LittleMissAmy92]

For days after this I was singing "Peter Costello, ello ello eh eh". This was classic. But I agree with whoever said that Rudd looked more like Beazley.

[PsychotikBoy]

he only looks like beazley cause he is fatter then rudd

[extrekkie13]

I know Dave Harmon (= Howard), he is awesome :D

[illushunz]

lmao, funny.

[fatathaland]

Ello ello ello eh eh...zwidlly bop bop twidlly da yah my yellow ties!

[theFEELgoodINC]

Oh, that "I"m Ray Martin/next Edmund Barton" rhyme is pretty awesome.

[Oldvinyl]

hahaahahah genius.

[lollipophugo]

"this battle's just startin', I'm ray martin, let's see who's got the policies to be the next... edmond bartin... uh, I'm ray martin"

YES

[jigsawpuzzle1]

ha ha ha !!!! HILARIOUS! I'm the r-u-double d :) nice ha ha ha! really good.

[muzza0the0great]

you guys are gods amoung men!!!!!!!!! laughing my guts out.

[kateag85]

I wear ties that are yellow ... ellow ... ellow eh eh

The ties are not yellow - they are GOLD and so is the video.

[shourikc]

Guys/gals - totally awesome!

Loved the technical work and the satire.

Wiggedy wiggedy whack !

One small point - how come the Rudd guy looks more like Beazley? ;-)

[steveoco1]

Ello ello eh eh eh that was gold

[monkeyluv42]

But wait, where's the Dominant Claw?

[moonsmurf]

hahaha! what up my diggers!.... i'm ray martin...

[moonsmurf]

my god! so funny, yet so well thougth out. had to watch it twice!

[Cassbread]

Very nice.

[rbites]

the dude on the piano was really good

[Maty69r]

LoL, i like this.. "mutha rudda"

[domino696]

HAhahaha soooooooo good...especially the end bit with costello "yeah yeah my yellow ties" XD

[boxpilot]

In the debate tonight Rudd mentioned that he could speak Chinese and I cracked up because I'd seen this earlier.

[mootybog]

Another hilarious vid Dan

It sucks i missed being an extra in it..

I had a suit aswell because of the yr 12 formal..

Next time i will be happy to be an extra or even just to watch you guys shoot will be cool

Pappa

[DAR1088]

OPPOSITION IN THE HOUSE! hahahhaha awesome work guys really really funny stuff!

[tufnel1970]

Rudd looked more like Beazley....

Good Video.

[danpatmore]

Some of your best work yet.

Big thumbs up to all involved.

[NibOswald]

That's a keeper.

[philby1979]

Dan, another cool vid you have done well done Dan and Leo :)