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  • lol "God's Las Vegas"

  • Ok fuck this stupid show, fuck Penn, and fuck teller. I just looked in the related videos, and found a robotic vagina.

  • My family and I were Catholic when I was growing up. It's amazing how well they sheltered parishioners about some of the sick, evil shit they've done/continue to do. Everybody knows about it now, but I didn't have any idea until after I left the Church.

  • Well, at least catholics believe in evolution and the big bang, unlike protestant (tithe lovers) bible thumpers.

  • 6:50 So he insults a man without giving a reason why? WTF

  • The Catholic Church is one of the most murderous cults to appear on this planet.

  • I have all of the 8 seasons of Penn & Teller. Apparently, they couldn't put this video on their DVD's for fear of being sued by the Vatican. Thank sanity and truth for the internet ! 

  • Firstly yes to the guy who said turn the Vatican into a museum, it's very pretty. Secondly does anyone go and watch this who doesn't already agree with P&T, for the most part.

  • Don't nuke the Vatican, man, it contains some of the most spectacular art ever created. Just turn it into a museum.

  • What season is this episode (or partial episode) from?

    Also, what's the actual title of this episode?

  • Why does his robe have the Umbrella Crop logo on it? Are Catholics really just test subjects for the T-Virus?

    It would explain a lot to me.

  • We could talk for days about how much harm religion has done to this world

  • I hope somebody nukes the Vatican!

  • @BigFatHeretic Just please get Apollo Belvedere out first, coolest scuplture ever, such a shame it's in such shitty hands...funny how the Vatican is breaking the first commandment blatantly in their own facilities by displaying the Greek god of music and master of the sun.

  • pope john paul II wasnt bad what the hell is that fat fuck saying

  • @LifeLibertyLove insert "evil" laughter here.

  • I'd like to see an exibitionist show his junk infront of the pope. That would be funny.

  • @Poodleinacan The Pope would probably begin to drool, drop to his knees and beg to fellate. I wouldn't want to expose some innocent exhibitionist to such a vile and disgusting sex act committed by that revenant in charge.

  • @ciaochowbella If he acts like that, we would be the ones laughing!

  • This show just really points out that the only way to really get an idea out is by being offensive...

  • After watching this, if the Illuminati is real. The secret secular conspiracy that exists to dismantle the catholic church. Where can I sign up?

  • @GTBurns48215 dude the illumanti already did, now there just evil fuckers

  • if you're a gay Catholic, perhaps you're not a Catholic and should join another church?

  • offensive and arrogant pigs

  • if any of you know anything of the Catholic Church, we are the richest religion on the planet, as well as top owners of property. Oh and I forgot to mention the number 1 religion with charity. I'd say the Mormons are second in charity.

  • Thank Belzebub for Luther!

  • @Evenflowist314 Amen to that!

  • hmmm... how much money is at that place???? who wants to get a gang together and raid the motherfuckin place???? why hasnt it been done already.... thats bullshit , raid the fucking place like ancient Rome

  • I think the world would be just about the same without religion in it. Not better, not worse, though beliefs in a higher being would still exist, it's inevitable, maybe it'd be less massive and each person would believe in their own version of God.

  • Now I know that the government are brainwashing us. But How can we really a sure ourselves that this is not one them,... just a thought..

    But i know this is bullshit :)

  • now, i don't know if it's because of all the pictures i've seen crossing the popes face with emperor palpatine's, or if there's a gas leak in here, but when i look at that guys face, i shudder: all i can see is evil in his eyes, in his glare.

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  • I'd be Catholic if Teller was the Pope

  • It is very sad that people still believe that he receives messages from god directly and that the pope is special, but where in the bible did it say something about obeying a pope? Or that its right to idolize someone? Wait, Christianity does involve a lot of making someone idols and praising those idols

  • The current President of Italy is a corrupt sex addict.

  • Whenever tell people how much i hate religious, they just assume i hate god. That's how deeply ingrained religious crooks got the idea that they are the word of god into people's head.

    You want to believe in a god? That's your choice, your problem, your happy place, you whatever. But stop humouring the fucks calling the shots and manipulating people in the "name of god".

    Most of the crap religions claim to be sinful are man made bullshit, devised to empower themselves by controling people.

  • Rome should turn pagan once again and revolt against the Vatican. Libya is finally free from Qadaffy Duck.  Egypt is free from their tyrant.. Now, it's Italy's turn. JUPITER RULES!!

  • @bgjunior22 -optimus maximus! btw, are you sure they aren't secretly worshipping our heavenly father still? did you you know constantine refused to be baptized, even on his death bed. yeah i'm talking about the emperor who basically invented christianity and made it state religion.

  • those with clean minds are individuals, those with washed minds are religious sycophants... this is coming from a guy who has a hunch that there could well be a god!

  • if one person has an imaginary friend they r crazy but if a group of people do its called religion?

  • Now i agree with everything but she is not all that popular here in italy...

  • The Pope is full of donkey shit.

  • all catholics are athols! :)

  • pope palpatine in the closet much?

  • havent seen this yet.. but i know Adolf Hitler was supported by the Vatican. and that DR.Mengele was given property and money from the vatican..

    now, if you dont know what Adolf hitler did, i suggest you go and do a little research.

  • 50 billion, give some to "god's" starving children you power hungry deluded pricks.

    They don't care about human life, just power, the pope isn't special, he's just a greedy human being. But you all knew that.

  • @CallMeMrX They dont believe in feeding non believers, thats why the red cross was formed and food aid.

  • @CallMeMrX The pope is also an atheist. nobody with that much power could be stupid enough to believe in god.

  • @CallMeMrX there is a difference between greed and uncontroled pride, both are terrable vices however.

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  • THINK PRIESTS ARE BAD ,? should talk to men that were educated by the "christian brothers" in ireland , if you couldnt take a mike tyson style punch ,then you were a cunt AMEN

  • 6:56 Nah that guy don't look evil at all. XD

  • I guess God gave specific instructions to the Vatican to cover up child molestation and protect those guilty of it. Because that's something God would want. Fuck Catholicism.

  • The pope and the Vatican ARE bullshit!

  • Is it just me, or does Pope Benedict look a bit like Emperor Palatine?

  • of course this pope is a bad one.. he IS a Sith Lord after all.

  • The pope and the vatican can go fuck themselves

  • The vatican and religion IS bulshit, but man when I look at Bernini's Saint-peter's square I get a little orgasm.

  • two hands at work accomplish more than a thousand clasped in prayer

  • The pope and the vatican protect pedophiles from being convicted of their disgusting crimes against children.

  • Sell Buckingham Palace and throw the old lady on the street. Use the money to feed the poor.

    Sell the white house, what's a so called republic doing with a quasi palace anyway. For that matter sell all the government buildings and give the money to the poor.

  • This episode isn't really about religion; it's about politics; or rather, the unholy alliance of the two. You can believe whatever you want, but keep it out of public policy, be it state, national, or world politics. Sadly, the Vatican proves time and again that big religion is inseparable from big government.

  • Why do they have to subtitle sabina? Her english is great......are americans really that bad at listening to speakers with accents from other countries? C'mon......that's BULLSHIT!

  • Benedict looks evil.... :/

  • Sell the Vatican, Feed the World.

  • dude, the way pen comes out the gate in this one, you can tell he is pissed!

  • Laughed hard at "Bullshit letterhead"..

  • best episode ever...no wonder it is not officially recognized...bahahah

  • I love the beginning. Not very scientific nor historical. So very funny.

  • I read this on wiki "This episode is not on the season 7 DVD, and it is no longer listed on the show's official website, however it can be viewed online."

    Why is that?

  • @ikutsu2001 They got a letter of threats from the catholics? (just a guess)

  • @Mitza77Yorkster They got threatening letters from conspiracy theorists before, didn't stop them making fun of them over and over.

  • @ikutsu2001 Not even Penn knows why. It was Showtime's decision.

  • i see a bane...

  • Yeah, Church music should be on some Care Bear/ Telletubby Shit.

  • $50 Billion....you know they looked into how many boys they could buy on the black market.

  • That Church music at the beginning is scary as fuck

  • @AresCassell I know. Shouldn't church music comfort us, instead of making want to shit ourselves in fear?

    haha

  • @AresCassell Totally!  Creeeeepy!

  • I always thought pope Benedict looked like a creep...well, he still does.

  • LOL i hope everyone heard what happened to italy's corrupt prime minister.

  • Penn and Teller just can't seem to stop harping on the religion issue. I don't understand what they think they accomplish by it, other than to make a lot of smug atheists a bit more smug. Every person alive does a thousand irrational things a day, and yet what they take issue with is the one irrational thing that has a profound, uplifting, beneficial effect on so many people's lives. Faith is exploited and misdirected because it is powerful and compelling, not because it is inherently evil.

  • @RoughitforGreen247

    so you're saying that no one should even address the negative side of religion just because there are a few benefical aspects. The reason why they attack the vatican is because they answer to a higher power yet sometimes they seem to have no morals at all. I am sorry but the vatican is bullshit, it goes against everything jesus ever wanted. If they sold the vatican they could cure world hunger.

  • @mikeportnoyfan The vast majority of people that watch Penn & Teller are probably not Catholic and the few Catholics that do watch it aren't going to change their mind because of this episode. All it does is make the other 98% of their viewers who have plenty of flaws and irrationalities and immoral habits feel like they can feel that much better about themselves and aren't responsible for some of the problems in the world they actually are responsible for. It accomplishes less than nothing.

  • @RoughitforGreen247

    And what exactly did you hope to achieve by sharing that gem of wisdom? Less than nothing?

  • @mikeportnoyfan no, they could not "cure world hunger" destroying capatalisme will cure world hunger

  • @mikeportnoyfan

    Selling the Vatican would devalue gold too heavily. I think they need to strip it, then sell the individual pieces. Or turn it into a resort. "Come on down, to the Vatican Hotel & Casino, located in Vatican City! All our strippers are dressed like Naughty Nuns & Dirty Catholic Schoolgirls!"

  • @DariusJones456

    good idea

  • @DariusJones456 Vatican Hotel & Casino...now THATS a idea!

  • @mikeportnoyfan Funny, i could say the same about the military.

  • @lich109

    true that

  • @mikeportnoyfan anyone who thinks selling vatican = cure world hunger is fucking retarded.

    No it wouldnt.

    Secondly, im glad the place isnt a fucking museum, and thus letting in people who are fucking retarded and doesnt even appreciate the arts in it.

  • @quezcatol Sorry to bust your bubble, but the vatican is already full of retards and kiddy fiddlers.

  • @mikeportnoyfan No they couldn't. Money isn't going to cure world hunger. Even if you gave everyone a whole bunch of food to feed them for a year it wouldn't solve world hunger. Changing human nature is the only thing that will end world hunger.

  • @mikeportnoyfan all of christianity is the problem. I'm not catholic either, i'm an atheist. So don't blame it on the catholics when protestants are just as bad.

  • @mikeportnoyfan If all television Protestants sold all their wealth they could solve world hunger too. What is your point? If everyone in America sold all their houses we could solve world hunger as well.

  • @mikeportnoyfan The Vatican only had 50 billion worth of value and a lot of that value has to do with the high value of ancient documents, the Vatican is the oldest library in the world that is a large chunk of it's wealth. So we should burn books now? Bill Gates is worth 56 billion the Vatican is only worth 50 billion. Bill Gates could buy the Vatican and have 6000 million left over and your suggesting an entire religious organization dismantle itself?

  • @LifeLibertyLove

    Yes, We should dismantle the vatician, keep the ancient artifacts, sell them to museums (where the fucking belong), and give all the money to the poor, the sick, and the hungry. Bill gates made his fortunes, off of capitlaism, the vatician obtained their wealth by opression. Fuck you

  • @mikeportnoyfan The artifacts are now just statues they are ancient documents which need to be studied. Oh right Bill Gates worked hard for all of his money. The amount of money you spend on air condition a month could save 50 children in Africa from starving to death. Fuck you.

  • @RoughitforGreen247 The one irrational thing? Really? There are plenty of irrational things that give people comfort, just look at obsessive compulsive people. The reason however that they harp on religion is because even though it gives people comfort, it also is obviously wrong. The man who claims to be king of the universe is obviously wrong, but it gives him comfort to make those claims. Should he not be put into a mental institution before he hurts himself by acting on those delusions?

  • @Krayorik2point0

    really?

  • @derth4 Really what?

  • @RoughitforGreen247 Penn and Teller approach this with humor and they make some very good points. I'm religious and yet I think the vatican's bullshit and I've met some ppl that were raised catholics that developed some skepticism towards it as well. we don't live in the middle ages anymore, for fuck's sake.

  • 5 people disliked this because god told them to

  • The fact that this episode is not any of the season DVDs and that Penn hastily and nervously changes subject when it's brought up in interviews speaks volumes, well at least to me...

  • the man who put the "asshole" in "catholics", pope Benedikt ^^ classical line

  • Thiests are some seriously sick bastards....

  • in what way is he a right wing pope??? hes an ex nazi, who doesn condemn abortion as much as the previous ones. and he says aliens exist! thats left wing

  • @guineapiggyman He said that aliens exist? You're joking, right?

  • @nonh1 joking about what? that aliens exist? the vatican issued a statement last summer saying that aliens most likely exist, and that their existance does not impede the beliefs of catholicism. look it up hun.

  • i just can stand the pope he's just a complete arsehole and anyone that follows him are just delusional sheep

  • @mrmetal117 what has he ever done to you? why is he an arse? regardless of ur religion, u cant deny the countless people he has helped. maybe your rather have a pope like hitler?

  • @mrmetal117 and im not catholic. (i practice metaphilos)

  • So Penn and Teller when is the episode saying that Islam and Mecca are bullshit going to air? Anytime soon or are you two gutless?

  • Why so butt-hurt Penn? Calm.....down.

  • @TSWG88 Hes pissed off because of the injustices of the Vatican

  • @MrOisean what injustices?!?! they ended hundreds of years ago. pope john paul had nothing to do with that. he WAS A GREAT HUMANIST! look at his record. what have YOU done for humanity?!

  • @guineapiggyman Did i say that the vatican has always been bad? no i did not

  • @MrOisean u said hes pissed cuz of the injustices of the vatican... what injustices? they havent commited injustice in his lifetime.............

  • @guineapiggyman Catholic priests sexually abusing children and not being brought to justice and at the same time, their crimes being covered up as a way to protect the church? Thats pretty unjustified.

  • George Carlin still has the best logical approach as to why religion is pure BS. They say: "You need to have a mind of a child to enter into heaven" I say, you need the brain of one. Religion: "The most successful franchise in the history of the world" .....and tax free at that!

  • They can't all be right, but then can all be Wrong!

  • Templars... *shakes head*

  • it saddens me cause i wish there were a god, a lovely idea for sure, but with what i've seen in the world there is nothing in it that leads me to believe that a god exists, or if he does he has long since forsaken us

  • @GaBB0256 Religion is opium for the masses... lol

  • Religion is like the lottery. There are lots of ticket to heaven, and each one kinda has the same chance, so you might as well not waste your time and life on it.

    If there is god, then i thank everyone for praying, but every religion might be right, maybe the world was made by an alien. I wonder what god aliens worship

    All religions think they are right, but obviously they are all wrong. Its a waste of time.

  • BULLSHIT!!!

  • I talked to my christian friend yesterday. I was a fierce advocate against religion but what he said really hit me. he said,"god has a plan for EVERYTHING, everything that is happening is part of his plan." After this, i realised that, really, there is no point fighting or debating this people. When you say god has planned for me to debate you, there is no way i can refute that. So i have decided to no longer debate with my religious friends, even though i knw they are living in delusion....

  • @foxfiremozilla " " i have decided to no longer debate...." and that fits god's plans perfectly. . rest my case. . . this is also in his (or is it a her,....naaaahhh). . and saying that it is part of the plan, it's also in the plan, in fact, reinstating it's also in the plans...in fact...... oh hell,i give up too,,,,,which is also part of the plan. see how simple it is
  • @foxfiremozilla From what you are saying there's no free will, you are a robot, you do as the plan. you are just a robot doing what is programmed. Lol.

  • @xxRockst4r no, u dont get it.

  • @xxRockst4r look up tachyon physics. freewill can still exist in a known future

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  • delusion of one is called insanity. delusion of many is called religion

  • lol i didn't even realize they were using pig latin until i thought about the chanting.

  • Great video

  • Thanks for posting! it wasn't on the dvd set! and i was PISSED

  • @dokboy77 I suggest not buying anything else with 'Showtime' branded on it until they grow some balls and release that set in full. But perhaps that's a little too harsh.

  • @P0mt3 I agree!

  • I wish people would stop confusing Christians and Catholics... I'm a Christian and I can't STAND the Vatican

  • @fyrestarter89 Actually, Catholics are Christians, at least a sect of Christianity. It was because of the Reformation movement that Protestants started to mock the Catholic Church and calling them non-Christians or false-Christians(which should be a more correct term). BTW, I'm an atheist, I just wanted to point something out.

  • @fyrestarter89if that is the case, religion for u should be invalid. Catholicism came first and whether you like it or not protestantism stemmed from it. either you believe or you don't. you can't have your cake and eat it too.

  • @Roberodification I think you guys are being harsh on fyre. They said they are christian and agree the vatican is bullshit. AFAIK not all christian show loyalty to the vatican. Sure they branched out from it, but they did so for a reason.

    All I am saying is just because someone is a christian does not mean they have to believe the vatican is the ultimate holy ground.

    Hell, fundies refer to the vatican as the cult of rome.

    I'm agnostic, just saying before people cliam im buthurt.

  • @fyrestarter89 I also thik there needs to be a distinction between vatican catholics and Kennedy catholics. The former are psychotic and evil and the latter are progressive, but like church... like my grandma

  • I'm a christian, but I have to agree 100%... the Vatican is BULLSHIT

  • Jesus walks into the last supper and sees them all drinking beer and eating pizza, Jesus says "who paid for all this?" and Peter says "Judas is treating us, hes come into some money".

  • im glad the pope is around to weed out the idiots in the world

  • I hate the Catholic Church, but individual Catholics have to be judged as individuals...

  • @RadioFreeWisconsin: who help to prop up vatican power...that's like saying I hate National Socialism but individual Nazi's should be judged as individuals. I'm sure they're very lovely but they are making a very immoral decision.

  • Is it true that this episode was taken off of the dvd set? If so, that's bullshit!!

  • @bluezoso is true, this episode isn´t avaiable on DVD and isn´t mentioned in the website of P&T:B!

    because Showtime was affraid after passing this episode or catholic people got angry with this, so they decided to delete this from dvd´s & their website (hahahahahahaha)

    today is impossible to hide episodes without making the world notice, with media like internet, youtube, wikipedia, etc.

    & Showtime Networks is bullshit

    Starz is now our hero network

  • @abrahamWCE I thought it was because the dvd was manufactured in Mexico.

  • LOL @ the intro in pig latin! That alone is win!

  • It's such fun being an ex-catholic Atheist right now in Germany... :D When Ratzinger became pope the Bildzeitung (our print analogue of the US' Fox news) was "WE ARE POPE!!!" all over, people were ecstatic. All of a sudden not so anymore... I *wonder* why... :D Looking forward to the next family meeting, I *bet* I can get my godfather (an uncle who is priest and lives in Vatican City) to leave early... ROFL

  • The Symbol of Catholicism should be a swatstika,for it is a religion of blind hate.

  • @Ericthebearjew1 totally bro

  • @Ericthebearjew1 It almost is - just missing four more lines... :D

  • @Ericthebearjew1 Ouch not all catholics are anti-semitic and racists in fact most are not. If you want to see an anti-semitic christian group take a loo at the Lutherans. it was Martin Luther not pope who wrote the book "On Jews and their Lies". And BTW Swatstika is a Hindu symbol and Budhist symbol

  • @hannibalbrown That may be , but their itiots because of all of the subliminal context showing that they hate life

  • @hannibalbrown No your thinking the backward Swatstika. That's Kanji symbol for peace.

  • @mcmorma: "homosexuality is exceedingly common in nature. Female cats housed separately from males display all of the behavior patterns of homosexual arousal...fem. gulls sometimes mate as lesbian couples. Male gorillas band together & exhibit homosexuality... pygmy chimps reg. have homosexual interactions... homosexuality is so common in other species-and it occurs in such a variety of circumstances-that human homosexuality is striking not in its prevalence, but in its rarity."-Dr.HelenFisher

  • I am Catholic and while I disagree with you P&T on this subject I still love ya guys :)

  • @hannibalbrown Finally someone who respects people's views. kudos

  • ive seen many gay animals,its a part of nature,nuthing weird abouth it

  • there are. elephant seals. when the alpha males fight and pair up with females the smaller males that are sexually mature fuk males smaller than them. its not pretty tho

  • @ mcmorma

    then explain gay animals in the wild.

  • This episode makes me think of the Onion video in which the pope is disappointed to find, upon his death, that heaven is much less opulent than the vatican.