A Real Witch!!!!

[samkic19966]

Lol A real BITCH!

[paranormalhunter17]

LOL u guys r funny

[cleansingfire100]

lol :) pretty funny

[best29861]

fake but cool

[SehaliahHW]

your mother is a witch

[will78962]

you got that from butcheykid

[nezi110]

for some reason i found this video entertaining so im going to hit the button,like : ]

[tk32611]

fuck that



[MrJackira]

i loled.

[caitlinvufan1]

idiot thats just sum1 dressed up u dush bag

[whatatwist90]

strange LAAAAUUUUUUUFING

[monkeycutie2017]

@adianlovespolarbears if you watched the movie and/or read the books: Quirell/Voldemort was casting spells on Harry's broom!!!

[toratora141]

blessed be asktheanswer

[toratora141]

well this comment is to bealuna blessed be and happy belated yule and the broom was used to clean a house from negative energy we call it a bessum

[asktheanswer424]

this is a spell to protect nature all over the universe, we are the trees!

[TheAlanwake222]

you have not brain

[TheAlanwake222]

lol



[aidanlovespolarbears]

0:35 oh no! Somebody is jinxing the broom!

[BEALUNA1]

Stupid

[foreverclover11]

>:( i am a witch....

well....

its all diseny channels fault!!!

magic is real but people werent born witches we have to learn how to be a witch

but lol its funny

[claire1Fun]

lol this is funny x)

[aidanlovespolarbears]

0:34 oh no! Snape is jinxing the broom!

[kittythevamp]

omg again with the stereotypes! i am sick and tired of all theese ppl thinking witches have green faces, warts and boils, and a big nose! we r just like regular ppl! (yes im a witch obviously) alrite! we have brooms but we dont ride dem, we just can jump high wth dem! stop with the witch stereotypes!

[aidanlovespolarbears]

@kittythevamp do you have a firebolt?

[DonatelloMigiatchi]

OMG Can I have your lightsaber? oh wait...its just the dislike/like bar :(

[yvanalex3000]

encima gringos brutos

[hellberful]

fuck off!!

[edmario2442]

u sound like justin bieber, NO WONDER THIS VID, SUCKS! (also the fact that its stupid)

[cgpd2510]

Stupid, kids should not be allowed to post stupid crap like this

[isalybabyhippo]

that is really dumb.

[124robodot]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALMOST DAMN HERE PISSED MY SELF I WAS LAUGHIN' SO HARD! just kidding, but, it was kinda funny.

[ang3licd3m0n789]

that is so not a witch if it was he people would kill it its legend.. they say that when humans see witches the tied them in giant sticks and burn the to death...HAVE U GO TOO SCHOOL YOUNG MAN?

[TehBuddaChris]

keep pressing 3 and five and he smokes marijuana

[HalFlame55]

i dont care what anyone says that will always be a witch in my book

[duckondas]

fake and gay

[chikazethousandwind]

This is so cute! lol I like the swinging idea for flying hahaa

[Babiescobie]

Yes witches are real as i am one so STOP makin fun of us stupid!

[IntotheRedEye]

@Babiescobie There is no reason to get upset or for name calling... he doesn't mean any harm to us. He is just a kid having some fun I believe. All he knows of witches is the stuff he has seen in the media. How is he supposed to have a good impression of real ones if they get upset with him for a bit of harmless fun?

[Smokles3]

yes, the recession is even effecting witches. they are no longer able to afford actual flying brooms.

[azwanMGSB]

this is what happened when your kids so lonely and didn't have porn channel in your television!!!

[chantiaunique]

the best part of the video 0:57

[hunterisgonnagetu]

you just fucking wasted 56 seconds of my life

[riffsista]

Dude, c'mon. I'm pagan and I even thought it was funny. It's kids having fun-which is what the season is all about.

[Codcraft]

American crap even if it isn't American still it shit

[DavidVolta1]

American stupid shit so I fucking shit video bastards!!!!!!!!!!! attt luis y david

[ninjaboy348]

do you noe wut rims with witch and wut you are bitch

[Spiinkz]

Oh look its a witch, YEAH BUT LOOK IT'S GOT A FUCKING BROOM RUNNNNN !!!

[Khristalia]

"It has a broom!"

YEAH AND ITS GOING TO BEAT YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD WITH THAT BROOM

Bl

[TheMultikiT]

C O P Y O F  B L A I R W I T C H .

[IrishPagan7]

Dear Cleanupcobra2,

Hello there, i am a pagan, better known as a witch.

Yes, we are real, hunting is is hunting human's, not inhumane being.

We don't follow Satan, we don't believe in Satan.

We are kind HUMANS and not satan worshipers, Satanist's are Saten worshipers, not us, if we wanted to be called Satenist's, we would call ourselves that.

Not takeing your video seriously :P just sayin, we ain't evil.

BTW we don't fly, eventhough your vid is funneh. :D

[MrRolaCosta]

totally FAKE! witches don't wear blue

[missrowanb2009]

@MrRolaCosta that is so ignorant I could die from it. Yes love, Witches do wear blue. And we wear any other colour we want to as well.

[dotdash972]

@missrowanb2009 and all witch's are going to hell unless they come to christ. sound like fun to ya? burning forever? literal burn and the pain never stops. imagine 5 mins of burning, then try to imagine eternity

[missrowanb2009]

@dotdash972 honey, I could not even begin to tell you just how much I hate the Christian God and Jesus. So much so, that even though I don't believe in hell, or the Christian God or Jesus, I would far rather go there than be anywhere near them. Personally, I think they're both racist and evil. And at least we don't go around telling people that they're going to be tortured eternally unless they give up all their beliefs and think exactly the same thoughts as everyone else.

[dotdash972]

@missrowanb2009 your little "i would rather go to hell" statement will one day come true. And you have absolutely no idea what being a christian means. your as ignorant as you seem. As ignorant as you accuse christians of being. You dont know what being a christian is plain and simple. not the 1st idea. the devil does have you trapped and its not about mindless followings of others. its a loving relationship with god. you think god is bad? HA! you only beleive the lie the devil tells you.

[missrowanb2009]

@dotdash972 Let me get this straight: I used to be Christian. For me, it just wasn't right and I felt like I was living a lie. I don't believe in heaven and hell, I believe in reincarnation, so telling me that i'm going to hell means nothing to me. For me, Christianity was about believing the exact same as everyone else, and living in fear of eternal torture. So the Christian God loves each and every one of his "children" equally, but he's willing to let most of them go through eternal pain?

[dotdash972]

@missrowanb2009 everytime you look in the mirror and blame god for who you are, remember its you who chooses to go to hell, not God. God does not desire anyone to go to hell, nor does he send them there. you make the choice. What person invites a stranger to live in their home with them? if God does not know you and you reject him and dont have a relationship with him, then you are choosing hell. i would not let a stranger live with me why should god? I'm sure you have hurt in your past. pray

[missrowanb2009]

@dotdash972 I never blame the Christian God for anything to do with my life, I don't think he even has anything to do with my life, so how is it his fault? I believe in Free Will, the Goddess-given gift. I don't believe that the Christian God has any power over my death either. I actually don't have that much hurt in my past- my nan, and my great aunt are christian, and they are about as good people as they could possibly be. Instead of heaven, I believe that in their next lives,

[missrowanb2009]

@dotdash972 cont I believe that they will be very happy. It's Karma, bacically. But then I think that they will go to heaven if that's where they believe they will go. Oh, and another thing about hell: It is very similar to Tartaros, which was where all the evil people went when they died, according to Greek Mythology. The Greeks believed in many dieties, as do many Pagans.

[missrowanb2009]

@dotdash972 cont again: The Gods did not care what God or Goddess they believed in, the decision of whether they would go to Tartaros or Erebus, or the Ashpodel Meadows. my point is, it doesn't matter where you beliefs lie, all that matters is how hard you're going to make it for yourself once you're dead, or in your next life. And I believe that, as I stick to the "Harm None" rule, I'll be fine. And I do actually pray. It's a big part of my life. And I do my daily devetions every day.

[forever21gladis]

this shit is funny mann :)

[MIRESACKUDAI]

hahahaha !!!!



[jwicker62001]

this video is stupid u asses

[angelkaye72]

fake ass shit..

[GeneralAsmodeus]

Aww c:

[TheMollydog001]

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMollydog001]

how dumb are you?

[ministyle98]

hahahhaa

[HiggzBroz120]

It is hilarious,thanks for the laugh.

[Nonniemayrox]

idc what they say that was actually funny

[misingo33]

and what do you do to witches? BURN THEM!!!!!!!!! (monty python and the holy grail.)

[7darkshadow]

was watching scary vids when i some how found this "witch" vid saw how short it was and was expecting a pop out and scare me kind a vid for the 5th time today so i braced my self for it and turns out it was a 13-14yr old? wtf?? o.O

[KourtneyOConnor]

What witch looks like that?

[KourtneyOConnor]

What the hell. Offending much?

[11bot11]

wada been funny if someone random jus came and punched he witch 

[kevin17695]

U shuld get fucked up for fake shit kid

[bubbersboy1]

just gonna say, even though it was meant to be funny, it wasnt. ok..?



[gaston01000]

What the Fuck! It´s a other stupid video!

[laughorcrytv]

lmao :)

[alejandro66265]

Fake bitch

[Miki18924]

No holliwood

[capreciousgem]

Lol

[coraline245]

wow smart way of flying! ;) i should try it, it looked fun haha

[personstiller]

That is an offensive stereotype. Witches are normal human beings, and most certainly don't have green skin, large boils, or hooked noses. We (yes, I am a Witch) have not broomsticks, but we do Astral Project (rather like being a ghost) and Lucid Dream. Some of us make potions, and yes, we all use Magic. We are kind beings, and are not malevolent, selfish, impure, or any other hag-like thing. Yes, I would look into Paganism, Druidism, Neo-Paganism and Wicca if I were you.

[aidanlovespolarbears]

@personstiller You been smoking dope?

[blueldrrich84]

i signed in just so i could say i think this video is not my thing at all =)

[Rickyg1992]

Uh oh someone call Chuck norris!!!!

[randomrighthere561]

Chuck it in fire then!

[forgetfuldays]

fake and gay

[PoNNoXD]

Fake and Gay!

[maegranil3]

wat da heck

[beldagore]

tonto 

[KZxVeNoMHD]

what the fuck!!!!!! (:

[ErMiNoO90]

hahahahhahaah 

[RyanS13579]

lol rope swing epic hope no one took this seriously

[conor845]

oh my god, i'm afraid to go outside now

[maegranil3]

That is the funniest thing I saw!

[meganbb22]

Ok this is stupid and hurtful

[deirdreblackthorn]

*cough* you don't know a THING about real witches, man...

and yes, they do exist.

[ihazdaforks]

@deirdreblackthorn lol im sure they do

[obispo28]

Stupid

[redrum8247]

you lil punk bitch

[280conker]

thats the gayyest shit i ever seen

[SirTannen]

OMG I saw that same witch a couple years back!

[BgBreaker]

Master Ropeskills hahaha!

[MerchantKXT]

The problem with witches is one according to some top catholics, it's their existence and examples they spread amongst the poor, yes the realism on both sides of life solidly as then real as on earth except that humans like there do not die, they may get sickened, deluded, and psychically tired in their rhythms within and around their bodies there and that's that!

What the witches solve for humans is the illusive-crap-clouds that common people get caught with about the spirit side of life.

[HimesInu]

@MerchantKXT What the hell are you trying to say? That was the most jumbled paragraph I have ever read. And at least we don't need a "higher being" to threaten us with punishment to do the right thing.

[MerchantKXT]

@HimesInu , My friend, the way to know and feel more free from interruptions in spirit is to know how things are and really work in the far side of life. I'll give you a start - being are beings on their own feet and it's a matter of time and diverse place. So are there country side like places and many undreamed off things? Seek slowly and do not jump into sudden conclusions, go slow and be still! Psycho-electromagnetism in beings is forever to stay! Figure out the rest...

[MerchantKXT]

@HimesInu, My friend, You need to search for the solidness in the spirit side of life. Beings are beings on their own feet in terms of structure but it's just to hart for earthbound man to understand while human, not clouds nor face value games,. its' solid being and countryside places of many kinds as well as many wonderful city like places. Seek slowly and patiently, you'll know! Know Psycho-electromagnetism ever to stay like Yang by non idle terminology in the Eastern cultures.

[HimesInu]

@MerchantKXT Ok, that was the most jumbled paragraph I read, even against your first. I don't know, other than the fact that you follow Christian dogma on witches, what the hell you're trying to say. Speak in normal terms and not in riddles. Speak what you mean so everyone can understand you. If you're saying witchcraft is evil, say it up front. If you are saying people "Need to find God" say it up front and not in riddles. And I don't need people telling me to find myself. I know myself.

[joeb7771]

Does she float on water? A WIIITTTCCHHHHH A WITTCHHHH

[octanehammer]

How'd you get raw footage of my mother-in-law in her native habitat?

[mjay1990]

you sound like justin beiber ahahh

[babmanrulz]

@mjay1990 im ashamed you even know what he sounds like **troll face** lol i don't! =D lol

[aussasman97]

doin a lot of screaming and no running

[916nene]

Wtf!

Thtz So Stupid And Im So Stupid FOr Watchinq Too Lol

Bllaaahh

[lusmanRally]

@916nene looool me too ;)

[tntdynomite92]

I hate stupid things that are also blatantly offensive. I am a rope swing, and I don't like how that one was portrayed!!

[916nene]

@tntdynomite92 iAgree With Yuhh

[tomda21]

Fake! .This is not a real witch..just a person acting like one!

[916nene]

@tomda21 Duhh Lol

[kaylajean90]

Why do people say "Fake". Everyone knows it is not real. The person just made the video for fun. So chill! K? THANKS!

[res8898]

@kaylajean90 Cause you said it was real. people arent browsing around on here for fake shit, K thx bai.

[kaylajean90]

@res8898 Nowhere in my comment did I mention it was real. I stated that everyone knows it is fake! So honey, I honestly believe you need to get your eyes checked and your head checked because you sure can not read, nor can you spell! (Bai? Seriously?!)

[dotdash972]

@kaylajean90 fake fake fake.... Dude I can clearly tell its fake. I mean, I almost thought it was real. Is it real? The face didnt look human, soooooo maybe it is real!!! Ahhh witch's are real!

[keysockable]

wow

[soukupb]

fake obvisously you dont know its a witch unless it weighs the same as a duck. duhhh

[12Nonos]

Blare witch forest. Just to let u know. Scary stuff happened there....maybe it NOT just a movie;D

[whateverppl1229]

that witch just got higher ed and now he got fired hes tiered of geting highered and fired the same day fuck it .

[degante7000]

jajajajajaa

[Stormraider1000]

he wow the witch looks like a gengsta repa lol XD

[MrPotoskey]

dAmn that is one scary witch

[eleahchan]

lol

[narthianful]

fail but funny xD

[antdros]

extraordinary special effects, not to mention the acting and the plot. VERY FUNNY

[99hsw99]

Oh goodness lol



[flippyrulz123]

Soooooo, witches ride brooms, wear blue hoodys and are green? I have some seriouse catching up to do...

[Hobo359]

RUN FOR THE AWAY!!!!!!!! xD

[monram91]

haaaahaaahahhaaahhaaahhaaa~..o­mg that's so funny!!..

i like it..keep it up with your brother :)

[pinkymechew]

The reason you hear laughing out your window is because your parents are watching you touch yourself

[ponchoagc]

thats fake

[halogod62]

hmmm seems that wich seson came early

[123RAZZER123]

I know what you did last summer. You had sex with ur parents.

[1Wolf2Lover30]

this sucks



[taniastanislao]

jajaj se atora la pendeja!

[StackStackBEEP]

stupid........ but you didn't fake the broom 5 stars:]

[nhikz19]

omg! i cant stop laughing on this damn video :P

[Frawligator]

Hahahahaha man that was unexpected lol i cudnt stop laughing as the witch swung around on the rope hahahahhaha!

[candieyz]

dumbass!!!!

[Koniara1010]

o matko...



[arnholtpaige]

A witch is real....its a religion called Wicca. But no...we are not green and fly on brooms. Look up Wicca on google. Its a Pagan belief.

[jpcarfer]

you are fucked up

[ashbritt1000]

thats not real its just a person with a hoodie and mask on!!!

[TheCaptainLulz]

@ashbritt1000 no shit sherlock, way to state the obvious.

[ashbritt1000]

@TheCaptainLulz -----shut up you retard!!!

[TheCaptainLulz]

@ashbritt1000 herp a derp derp...

[numaidapar]

NOB !



[cenation186]

i m a witchdoctor i m gonna teach u a lesson for making fun of witches hoooooooo hawawawawa

[pac4life93]

witchez only live in utah.....and you can only see'em when you smoke sum good crack....like these kids here

[Dcruz294]

This is so retarded

[mengskiii]

real stupid...

[MsTiny1991]

lol bleh

[serverusshaka]

this is stupid...

[Moosiekinz]

Haha I hate to say byt that actually made me laugh :)

[malletbjm]

lol



[sparkeones]

hahaha a kinda funny it makes me laugh

:D

[fredhater68]

this is kinda dumb

[littleharry2]

the only thig i see is a withch is you guys

[ashbritt1000]

thats the whole idea!!!!

[ashbritt1000]

thats the whole idea!!!!duuuuhhhhhh

[LeagueUEFAChampions]

cara de pito hijo de la chingada mejor que te la meta el burro.

[Cullenists9395]

if that witch's broom was the nembus 2000 it wouldnt have been such a fail. xD

[aidanlovespolarbears]

@Cullenists9395 True. True

[deathbecuzikilledit1]

omg!! that was scaryer then the blair witch project!

[Christyyyyh]

:---D lol. hahah. Funny

[iiexcellentii]

funny!!! HAHA 

[KuroNoRoze]

LOL!!!!! omg this just made my day xD

I like how the witch flies around... LOL!!

[Einheri1989]

Wow this kid's a fag.

[DJRavenSkye]

@Einheri1989 Wow your mature

[Einheri1989]

@DJRavenSkye Not being able to spell the word "you're" is very immature of you too.