Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism?

[sgtMaxCollin]

MF DOOM shout out, yessir!

[colinbluewood]

if u smoke weed your furyoku will increase dramatically! XD

[TheLivewiretech]

got to love the onion, just wish pay day would get her so i can go and commune with the spirit's

[MyDormantSoul]

MF DOOM YEAAAAHHHH

[Dnize24]

My mom showed me this a while after the first time she caught me smoking weed.

[KaelanPrescott01]

Coyote is very swift. In fact he's gotten to a few in my school. Once in the middle of class. It's a very scary to see some get possessed like that.

[dredful00]

@Starcraft2Krauts

You do know this is satire comedy right? This is all fake for the sake of making someone laugh.

[dredful00]

Well i'm gonna go conjure some skeletons now.

[Starcraft2Krauts]

Americans.. uneducated, fat and intolerant

[bigmarty11288]

Coyote is very swift!

[dejimmeistahmon4742]

Only one man can save us from the shamans... SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!

[herpingeeK]

practice shamanism erryday! 'ts all i do

[jeezusallahchrist]

Damn you lazy Shamins clean your dishes bitch......you would wouldn't eat with the same fork and plate each meal before washing it would you?

PEOPLE CLEAN YOUR BONGS AND PIPES AFTER EACH SESSION AND ENJOY AND RESPECT THE TASTE OF YOUR WEED

[2012jrc]

uk this isnt real news lol

[NobleHam]

So it's Coyote's fault I'm like this... Damn you, Coyote!

[BulletFever1]

these fucking bitches are stereotypists, i use incense, bongs, glass pipes, hookah, i have long hair, i wear tight clothes

NOW I MAY BE A SHAMANISMIST OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK YOU CALL IT, BUT THESE BITCHES NEED TO RELAX AND SMOKE A DOOBIE CUZ THEY'VE JUST KILLED THE MOOD!

[herpingeeK]

@BulletFever1 this is a joke.

[bashie34]

I like how they claim they been reporting since 1896 lmso .

[phdan123]

@bashie34 lol, it changes all the time, they're gone back to 1776

[tuntyq7292]

and is that what they call getting high nowadays??? shaminism.

[tuntyq7292]

sooo??? you know they can do what they want when they dont live with you. are people that ignorant? idiots.

[ToteTechnician]

Hurry, someone get my Wesley Pipes.

[erererer2]

the trickster god coyote lol

[bubbajolee]

LOL! A glass wand!

[ArtypNk]

I wonder where did they found Nancy? I mean, she is something.

[Evectoscope]

im partakingin shamanistic rituals right now

[AdmiralBetas]

I'm possessed by a trickster coyote god? :O

[aSadPanda11]

did they just mention MF DOOM? I...I love them...

[Bobstew68]

1:39 - Lady on the left's face

[qazzy]

MF Doom Records..

[CumtasticClimax]

Balls and shaft shaving

[Krosbryd]

Man, there is nothing wrong with shamanism. Research has shown that it's not harmful. What the heck is wrong with calling upon the spirit gods Dúd and Wôhmàn ever weekend?

And the idea that shamanism can lead to the bigger stuff, like Juju or Hocus Pocus is based on fear and faulty evidence.  My cousin is into practicing shamanism, and tried Hocus Pocus ONCE. He turned a friend into a newt (he got better) and swore to never do it again.

[TheSilverwings909]

@Krosbryd oh gawd the monty python made the joke even more win XD

[Gunpowder42]

@Krosbryd Lol, Monty Python

[PriestessOfAnubis]

The Onion is a joke guys. hehehe

I am a Shaman myself, but I do not smoke pot or into hippie stuff. xD

[Rward783]

They are stupid Shamanism is peaceful and less harmful than christianity ps gays are not evil you morons

[knolswimmer]

@Rward783 Oh God. It's The Onion. It's fake news. If you think they are being serious - My God.

[sXe4life1492]

These people are stupid. Just because they're smoking pot doesn't mean they're "turning shaman", the correct word should be hippie.

[Zooligable]

@sXe4life1492 lol do you know what The Onion is?

[MrPentatonicScale]

@sXe4life1492 what do you mean by "smoking pot"? is that like some sort of meditative ritual that is practiced by well-to-do teenagers?

[ocergnairb]

If it smells like a shaman it is a shaman

lol that woman is the best one on this show

in the know is the best segment on the onion

[h0rnd0917]

@7blueblood thanks

[SmallpoxRot]

MF Doom? Ahahaha perfect

[KURBYKAL]

Ha glass wand perfect!!

[JosephKerr27]

Nothing wrong with shamanism...

[ryukXsayu27]

@JosephKerr27 Yeah, shame Prop 19 was blocked.

[TheWoogadee]

They pry think that's a chant xD

[TheWoogadee]

Im goin ele. :D 893 IL LFM BoT for transmorg gear PST

[MarijuanaSmoke69]

is this fake or real????

[xJellystix]

@MarijuanaSmoke69 This is real news.

[ashliebelle]

@MarijuanaSmoke69 Absolutely real

[thisisacalamity]

I live with a shaman

[uwlwsrpm]

Foolish Gibbon!

[LUMBEEpRIDe777]

damn they figured it out



[ZenSeizure]

MF Doom lol

[kirielvids]

weed makes me a shaman? FUCK YEAH!

[Smackiiii]

@kirielvids No sir, Shaman makes you a weed.

[mjsime]

I SWEAR IM NOT A SHAMAN IM JUST SMOKING WEED

[jdt917]

Hahaha toilet paper tube and some tinfoil

[h0rnd0917]

I want to be a shaman when I grow up

[7blueblood]

@h0rnd0917 *takes hit* you can be one now ;D

[jonathanmado]

but this is funnt as hell...XD

[jonathanmado]

.....jesus what is wrong with these people...let children practice what they want.

[phuphroo]

@jonathanmado its satire...

[SuperUkuleleGirl]

@A1pha2R3d me too; after i've been practicing i like to watch tv and eat pizza to really get my shamanic powers up. 

[tehdoode]

@br8gent1 You ignorant moron! You have no clue what parody really is! It is a relatively innocuous form of humor that just wants to be taken as such, and when it isn't, this freaking pisses me off. I just want you ignorant youtubers to let it be! Laugh and let others laugh! Sheesh!

[electricbayonet2]

@br8gent1 *facepalm*

Even if you're trying to be funny (which I doubt), you're not doing a very good job. And the alternative is that you thought that this was an actual news report, which is kind of sad.

[MrDosteovsky]

GUYS THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY SO JUST CHILL.

[ForrestEvans420]

listen to that old man so damn ignorant. I know this is just a joke but old people are always ignorant as fuck about stuff

[RAZ0R1101]

HAHAHAHA stupid hicks dont know what a fuckin stoner is!

[Loststory08]

@RAZ0R1101 haha retarded youtuber doesn't know what humor is!

[tenchi07]

so... i was 'practising shamanism' at an event earlier in the year called Alchemy: Mutagenesis, when a dubstep song using audio clips from this report came on... i have been searching for said dubstep ever since and had no luck, can anyone help me?

[TheMrGerund]

Nancy is freaking awesome.

[WickedSh1T359]

Their just smokin pot you dumb asses!

[KindaNotCute]

@WickedSh1T359 dude its a joke

[WickedSh1T359]

@KindaNotCute damn i thought this was real.

[jaerauq77]

Oh! Coyote is very swift!

[psychee1]

No man in the entire world lives life as hard as Clifford Baines.

[peanutmaster1231]

Like if you practice Shamanism.

[jcbbulloch09]

0:21 joint :)

[jcbbulloch09]

oh shit im so telling my mom

[SnoBlackMelbkour]

WHAT?! WHAT?! HANGED FOR HIGH TREASON?! WHAT THE HELL! NNOOOO!!!

[marrymickey]

the fact people take the Onion seriously is funnier than the videos

[TheYouwontgetit]

it seems like they are just doing drugs you idiots...!

[LessThan3Africa]

@TheYouwontgetit you're the idiot this is fake

[TheYouwontgetit]

@LessThan3Africa ...you think so...

[SuperCivie]

"who is being hanged for high treason" that right there was the best intro i have ever heard

[bownanza517]

this is a joke right

[Macbruber]

@bownanza517 (sarcasm)NOO!!! THIS IS REAL(sarcasms)

[guitaroso]

heh - music they might listen to to cover their chants: /watch?v=BUnAm2aCtBs

[oldman1212]

Wow.

[wtfudb]

coyote is very swift xD

[310BPM]

i can't believe people can't tell this is fake.

it's so hilarious.

"i walked into his room, and he was playing an MF Doom record over an episode of Wheel of Fortune, and he was saying they were synching up perfectly!"

hahaha, that's brilliant.

[rojo1555]

@310BPM you should watch the othe ones ppl really go sick at eachother over vids like this!

[kissit012]

Coyote is very swift indeed

[christianEzamora]

is this a fuckin joke

[310BPM]

@christianEzamora

yes. it's a joke.

everything from the Onion is a joke. it's called satire.

:3

[123metalmilitia]

Is this real? Like seriously?

[310BPM]

@123metalmilitia

no. it's a joke.

everything from the Onion is a joke. it's called satire.

:3

[FinalDestination018]

@123metalmilitia *facepalm*

[310BPM]

@OllieBear984

no. it's a joke. it's about weed and how oblivious these adults are.

[eddWyrd]

Why does every video on YouTube inspire vicious arguments about grammar?

[jacksonx426x]

lol this is so fucking funny

[Dasyati]

One time when I was younger my mom came barging into my room and caught a whiff of something burning. Immediately she accused me of doing drugs. In reality I just liked setting shit on fire. True story.

[kreigsmann]

MF doom over wheel of fortune!!

HAHAAHAHHAHAAH

[EmilyRoseLR1]

lawls they are describing hippies

[jaidavu]

Coyote is very swift haha !

[ZTM420]

thats not a glass wand its an acrylic wand , now its time for me to go into my shamanic trance, ooohhhhmm ooohhhhmm

[akrishnan93]

if it smells like a shaman, it is a shaman...

[ameyaganchha]

Am I alone in thinking this is about drugs? ?

[310BPM]

@ameyaganchha

... are you serious? lol

[ameyaganchha]

@310BPM Sarcasm .. and I think a bunch of ppl commenting here dont get it ..

[FogiTofu]

Coyote the trickster is bad news!

[MsGothicfish]

this makes me lmao! i love that oldlady

[UndertakerMistress]

I meditate...cause I'm part cherokee...and I found my spirit animals...but this is more like my friend she does weed and shit like that....

[ntuttles]

Trololololololol

[MrHunterwongable]

what.the.fuck.



[0666FrAcTuRe9990]

OMFG are these people actually so stupid??! the glass pipes are for smoking weed and they are either hippies or just like the style, but fucking shamans? omg lol

[Blinsten]

@0666FrAcTuRe9990 your so a fucking dumbass.

[0666FrAcTuRe9990]

@Blinsten "your so a fucking dumbass" ??? learn to spell and write properly in english then you can start calling people dumb asses you dumbass.

[StalkingRainbow]

@0666FrAcTuRe9990 Your grammar is terrible. You're from the country that english originated in, shouldn't you be able to speak the language better than I?

[0666FrAcTuRe9990]

@StalkingRainbow my grammar owns you, if that's what you're trying to say ;) and btw, your grammar is too posh... and only the gaywads use it. that's why i use normal grammar. i would suggest you don't become one of those who like the smell of their own farts. (not insulting you or anything)

[StalkingRainbow]

@0666FrAcTuRe9990 I almost pissed myself laughing when I read your comment. Do you even know what grammar is? I mean you didn't capatilize anything! How could you possibly say you have better grammar than me if you're making 1st grade mistakes. Also there is no such thing as "normal grammar" there's grammar and that's it. I'm still laughing at how you missed the capitalization of the first word in your comment. Oh man and I though we Americans were supposed to be the stupid ones.

[0666FrAcTuRe9990]

@StalkingRainbow mate, what the fuck are you on about? you don't capitalize letters on internet cause it makes you look like a gaywad. i have no idea what you're on about.

[StalkingRainbow]

@0666FrAcTuRe9990 Well if you're going to talk shit about spelling you'd better capitalize your letters or else you'll end up looking like a hypocrite and a retard. But it seems like you're pretty capable of doing that already if you'd kindly read this quote from your comment "letters on internet".

Maybe I look like a gaywad but not only do I not care what you think I'm secure enough with my sexual orientation to not care. But atleast I don't look like a retard.

[0666FrAcTuRe9990]

@StalkingRainbow i didn't mean gaywad as a sexual reference, i mean it looks fucking stupid that you actually care to capitalize letters when typing stuff on the net. on either facebook or youtube, no one actually bothers about capitalizing. it doesn't matter whether you make a couple of spelling mistakes, but if you're trying to insult someone you should check what you've written before posting it, just in case it makes you look like a retard.

[MrSchnitzel19]

@0666FrAcTuRe9990 It's kinda pathetic that capitalizing letters seems to be so much work to you.

I mean, you do end your phrases with a dot, and you even use commas. Why would you not capitalize letters then? It only takes like half a second... You really should get yourself checked if capitalizing is so much work for you.

[0666FrAcTuRe9990]

@MrSchnitzel19 well you need commas and dots to separate sentences. when you use youtube or fb or somethin' similar you don't really use capitals, cuz its pointless. and anyway, are you my english teacher? cuz you sound like him.

[DMCerizo]

@0666FrAcTuRe9990 What are you, 10?

[MajorHuggles]

@0666FrAcTuRe9990 You're a moron. The reason they teach you basic English in school is so that you don't look like an idiot when you do write something. Besides, it isn't hard hitting the shift key for half a second...unless you haven't taken keyboarding.

[0666FrAcTuRe9990]

@MajorHuggles Oh, fuck off! I'm not i a fucking exam and this is internet, no one gives a fuck! You're a sad cunt, and I'm a happy stoner! Fuck you, bless me.

[MajorHuggles]

@0666FrAcTuRe9990 You're only proving my point further. All you're doing by insulting me is making yourself look like an idiot. Nicely done.

[0666FrAcTuRe9990]

@MajorHuggles Fuck, you are a fucking nerd! ha ha! 

[MajorHuggles]

@0666FrAcTuRe9990 See, you DO know how to use proper grammar. Way to go! I'm so proud of you. :*)

[FunMaker012]

LMFAO OMG

[snowblind1985]

the old lady Nancy is awesome!

[SeventhRisk]

Terence McKenna

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

*inhales*... Shama-what?

[mando777lee]

take out your glass wands lol

[armydude4567]

Lol is this fake?

[OrdehJay]

"he must been channeling the head of a foolish gibbon" @2:07

well thats what i made out of it :P

[Hammundatorp]

The trickster god Coyote ruined popular music!

[FoxofNom]

fucktards....thats all i have to say

[TheMistaJoka]

Lol this made me laugh too much. I couldn't take it serious at all.

[ZoHBoGB]

that damn cayote. soo swift.

[ZoHBoGB]

HAHA puls outa bong , MY SONS GLASS WAND!!!!!

[SmithScapegoat]

I got off really easy when I practiced shamanism as a teen. My mom thought I was doing drugs! Haha!

[HolyCity2012]

This is totally real!

[Weezeganja]

too fake



[Unnamed0909]

@Weezeganja No this is actually real

[IonsAgo]

Since when is Shamanism a bad thing? These fuckers are so delusional to the truth, they are the by-product of conformist-culture

[IonsAgo]

@IonsAgo It's fake you retard

[7blueblood]

toilet paper tube and foil?

hmmm...... good idea

[dablackduck123]

Cuz the rituals make me feel good...

[cadmiumpants]

Thumbs up if you thought this was real at first.

[MsSarah33]

no there just pot head



[johnmilesbrey]

what does the black lady say at 2:07???

[johnmilesbrey]

Is Clifford Banes ever there??

[UFOJockey]

@johnmilesbrey Once, but he was in a perfect Juliana Mcanis Mask

[taggerwitswagger]

Lmao.at first I thought thiis was real

[wwcs2012]

this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen i dont smoke for religious purposes i do it to get high what dumbasses

[xcaliber1245]

@wwcs2012 It's fake. It's supposed to be retarded. It's THE ONION!!!



[JasonRodzArt]

atleast he's not gang banging or... fuckin vandalizing, people like this are usually always calm and don't give a fuck about anything, let them be happy?

[ChiggsAboo]

@JasonRodzArt Because marijuana is a gateway drug.

[billjoe534]

@ChiggsAboo that's been disproven several times.

[Percussionoholic]

haha! this is too funny...even funnier are the people who think that it's serious.

[splashlog01]

Glass wand!!!

[billjoe534]

@splashlog01 ugh, smells terrible..

[tadams2323]

What? Is this real? WTF