iheartslug's rules

[ytmachx]

Yeah she's cute! Wait a minute! Ahhhhrrg...too many rules! No @*#$% @*%^&$! Castration! I'm out of here! LooL!

[ItsBabsyo]

your great.

this was cute

[KamikazeeKennedy]

oh man.. you're so amazing. and you're absolutely gorgeous, too! why don't you make videos as much anymore? :[

[SHITTBO]

Hi, K80blog 'directed' me to you, and I'm glad she did. :^)

[Swingler59]

lol YEah its funny thou... Goerge why him..why not George clooney..All the woman love him apparently

[BrocxMalaak]

Hahahahaha.

I love the part when you say

You are not allowed to touch the tiara, unless you are invited to touch the tiara, or else you wont get any *beep beep beep*

hhahahahhaha.

I love your videos.

<3

[iheartslug]

Hey thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

[bigrocks101]

You are a riot! Love it!

[Abasudika]

Ooooh, put the glasses back on... *Drools* =:P

[Abasudika]

I'm glad you've set some ground rules for such things. I wouldn't dare break the laws of slug and do anything to risk not havin' the *&$£%$ *$^^"$ that you mentioned, or the !"£$% of course! LMAO! Great vid m'lady! Dan =:D

[iheartslug]

Hey Dan! Thanks a bunch my fellow victim of clones!

[Abasudika]

It's my pleasure, you smokin' hot chick! *Winks* Me and the Dans will stay tuned for more! =;)

[zebidee55]

Came over here after stalking BenRobot's page (loved the collab!)

I was hanging out with an American girl in NYC who told me a list of her 'deal breakers' - things like must not be a hard drug user, must not have done time in prison etc! At the time I didn't know _anyone_ that ticked any of those boxes!

Damn dating in the States must be hard!

[sign543]

HAHAHA!! That first comment killed me!! *laugh*

[Blahblahblha72]

iheartslug=Amazing.

[spokenlife]

Would you please set up a rental program for your book?!!! Great vid!

[livingpassion]

This was great... Very funny! Wow, I can really see why GeneticBlend would have a hard time beating you!

[iheartslug]

Thank you so much for your kind comments! Geneticblend is awesome, so I won't feel too bad when he beats me. :)

[appeals2me]

You do rule!

[Gottegrodan]

you are beautiful

[iheartslug]

Wow! Thanks!

[NutCheese]

PrincessDiana was whoring out your video in stickam... you are silly

[iheartslug]

She's a kick-ass pimp.

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

PrincessDiana161 sent me here and demanded I SUBSCRIBE to you or she said she would KICK ME UNTIL I BLEED! So here I am reluctantly so...but here I am!

[PrincessDiana161]

lmao he so lies

[iheartslug]

Coercion rules! :) Thanks for subscribing and thank you to PrincessDiana161.

[PrincessDiana161]

I came back because I forgot to fav this lol

[iheartslug]

Good to see you again! Good luck in the battle thingie!

[PrincessDiana161]

thanks :)

[maxhansen]

i heart iheartslug. u r a princess 4 sure!

[iheartslug]

Thank you!

[Swingler59]

lol your stupid ...good one thou

[YessicaRose86]

52 comments ´n´ nobody says a single word about the David Rose Orchestra. It´s a pity to ignore the best part of the video. yessi

[iheartslug]

That's probably my favorite part too. :)

[BigBackPack]

My Sister Looks Amazing in Her Tiara!!!

[iheartslug]

I miss you something awful, my sister.

[payit4ward]

This girl is crazy : ) lol

Billy....xx

[sophiaal]

ok - I liked this!

[LOOinLONDON]

Princess Castration.... quel tiara!

Love, Loo.

[iheartslug]

Hi Loo! I'll send you an email soon!

[fehquig]

What happens if I just, er... touch the tiara by accident?

[iheartslug]

I would see through that charade and have my houseboy remove you from the premises at once!

[DurinDanark]

Again iheart you are getting better and better, keep up the good work Girl.

[iheartslug]

Wow! Thanks so much. That is really sweet.

[bromalayhoohoo]

OMG...I look exactly like George Hamilton..well,if he was in a horrific car crash and grew a goatee and had blondish hair..anyhow great video!!

[iheartslug]

Thanks bromalayhoohoo! Glad you enjoyed it.

[daewok]

You get funnyer, funneer, funiier .. every time.

I don't care about your stupid rules. You can't stop me j.... off.

[iheartslug]

Aaaaaaw, thank you daewok. That means a lot. :)

[torpedofish]

rofl verry nice vid. I'm subbing! Thank ItalianStallionette. :D

[iheartslug]

Aw thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. And, yes, thanks ItalianStallionette!

[stjohnstjohn]

Oh! it was so hot at 0.54 that I had to switch off and have a shower. mmwah.

[iheartslug]

Well, I *do* ooze sensuality from every pore, you know. :) Always lovely to hear from you, stjohnstjohn!

[stjohnstjohn]

{Jumps - clicks heels.}

[hmcscarlet]

ha ha ha very cute. I like the george hamilton part. Might I just suggest a different safe word than castration? because in my experience, during "rough sex play" the term castration may come up often. I prefer Beetlejuice myself. It only comes up when we role play and my master is beetlejuice, but we don't do that much anymore.

Also, let me say that I am glad that there is NO ONE in the world you should send these rules to. NO ONE. not a soul. bubkus. zip...zilch...nada

[iheartslug]

Aw thanks, hmcscarlet! You're the bestest. Tell me, if you say your safety word "Beetlejuice" three times (Or is it five? Must rewatch movie) Does teh actual Beetlejuice appear?

[K80Blog]

Hottest video on YouTube goes to Iheart...I mean princess.

[iheartslug]

T'is an honor.

[clearysteve]

nice video princess....

[iheartslug]

Thanks, much appreciated. :)

[slowandcrystal]

If I was to call you Queen I Heart...would I be taken to your kinky dungeon, for insubordination!?

[iheartslug]

Obviously! :)

[iheartslug]

Ok, I'm not made of stone. I can make an exception. :)

[iheartslug]

You are appreciated mr. mikma.

[iheartslug]

Glad you enjoyed! :D

[lesmcluffalot]

Kewlios....let me know if you need a guy with the special talent required for sex tapes.

[iheartslug]

Will do Mr. McLuffalot. Thanks for the offer!

[maxruehl]

Do you just pretend I'm George Hamilton, or do I need to bring the extra dark self-tanning lotion? Oh, and as far as your safe word goes, don't worry, any time someone says the word "castration" to me I pretty much stop what I'm doing anyway.

[iheartslug]

Hi Max! Anything that makes you look more like George Hamilton is a bonus.

[gondasap]

haha, brilliant! xxx

[iheartslug]

Thanks! :D

[neoaquato]

see i knew it was a good thing to subscribe ha i just saw the begining to one of your vids and was like... GOOD STUFF COMMING thru :D CASTRATION... what a safe word haha why not raisins haha

[iheartslug]

Thanks so much! Raisins is not as effective as castration.

[neoaquato]

not when your young but if you get an old man he can understand the massage :D

[juggal3tte17]

i love you staci;

i'm so glad someone else has the rules of dont touch the tiara and you must call me princess.

XD

and your strip tease=hottest one ever.

[iheartslug]

Thanks! I love you too. :)

[Zipster08]

AWESOME VID!!  I Heart Slug!!

[iheartslug]

Thank you, Zip! I am hoping it will help me in my quest to find a job as a Hooters girl.

[vash1963]

Nice one princess!

[iheartslug]

Thank you, sir.

[tripplehelix]

lol the rules dropped from the sky. very good :)

[iheartslug]

Yes, the rules are sort of like the ten commandments in that way.

[conibonjovi]

Very good, pricess.

Can I download the pdf file from somewhere?

[iheartslug]

I only have a hardcopy, but I'll have my assistant start scanning it right away.

[conibonjovi]

Ok Princess (don't know how the "n" vanished earlier)

[stjohnstjohn]

Of course - you meant 'priceless'.

[conibonjovi]

That would mean leaving out 2 letters, I'm not that bad.

[PrincessDiana161]

Hey!!!!! I thought I was the Princess...ok it's so on....you can't take my title...I have rules about that...hold on I'm gonna get MY rules book

[iheartslug]

There's room for two princesses, no?

[PrincessDiana161]

come to think of it you're right :)

[conibonjovi]

Yes there can be many pricesses but only one Queen, and that would go to Zipster08 or Lemonette, whichever humour you're in!!! LOL

[JKS02]

Tease part yes!Strip part????? C word Bad very BAD :0 ps.good to see ya great vid : )

[PrincessDiana161]

NUT UP!

[JKS02]

C word = NUT UP :0

[PrincessDiana161]

woof....that's my favorite word.

[JKS02]

Get back in your kitchen and cook Frankie somthing with Henrietta Hen : )

[PrincessDiana161]

I'm making chicken Parm tonight...want some?

[JKS02]

With garlic bread? OMG I'll be there! I'll stop at Cosco and pick up a "box" of wine lol :) PS.Sorry "iheartslug" we've taken over your page, PrincessDiana161 and I have issues : )

[iheartslug]

Thanks JKS02! I *was* pushing the envelope with that hardcore stripping.

[MrYowie]

Princess, you smoking hot chick

I only touched the tiara once, and only for a split second ... so can you please take the handcuffs off me now and let me out of the closet?

[iheartslug]

I'll consult the rules and get back to you on that. :)

[SirIsaacNewton]

Where's the key to those handcuffs..? hah, hah.

[jenluv37]

I Heart Slug! Great video, Stacie! My favorite part was the "safety word" part. I can just hear you yelling "Castration!"

[iheartslug]

Thanks! I find it to be the most effective safety word.

[karldaly81]

Smokin hot chick!! Love it :)

[iheartslug]

I didn't go too far with that part did I? I wasn't trying to brag. I was just keeping it real. ;)

[weefrump]

oh you've inspired me, i need some rules lol

[iheartslug]

Absolutely. Go for it weefrump!

[ItalianStallionette]

George Hamilon? OK...I may be a lesbian....but george hanilton!? Come on Stacie..you can do better then that. Give me that book, and let ME edited it!!! hahahha LOVE YOU!

[PrincessDiana161]

It's George Hamilton...you dyslexic lesbian LOL...George is HOT!!! I'd do him. But then again I'm with Frankie....I'll do anyone (giggles)

[iheartslug]

He was the most ridiculous person I could think of at the moment. :) Love you too!

[SirIsaacNewton]

Loved the music and big glasses... woot hoot!!

That's some big rule binder you got. Two volumes, I presume... hah, hah.

[iheartslug]

Yes two volumes. I am considering transferring it to microfiche.

[SirIsaacNewton]

or you can have them scanned and stored digitally.

The other option is to shorten your rules to just maybe 6 or 7.

[Sunny5MA]

I was just thinking of you today and here you are!

I'm so glad you made a new vid, I missed ya.

And I LOVE it, it's hilarious, as always. Great job!

[iheartslug]

Aw thanks! You're the best. :)

[Sunny5MA]

No you are!

[sabot96]

Princess your videos have that certain something that just makes them sick but in all the right ways. Do your rules allow me to wear a tiara also? Just wondering.

[iheartslug]

Thank you, sir. Of course you can wear your own tiara. Just DON'T TOUCH MINE!