To anyone who thinks this is funny, I feel nothing but sadness for the high level of stupidity and uselessness that you exude daily. As for boscheme, he'll always be a fat, greasy sack of shit.
Nobody loves you, nobody will ever love you, theres nothing good about what you do and who you are. Plus. Your mouth Is way Toooooooooooo Fucking big.
fuck off u r so funny. i dont know y, but i laugh thats something for ya.
i know u've probably heard this before (yeah uve never heard that sentence before) but the reason so many people watch u (or chicks watch u) is that ur freakin hot!
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U know why they watch u? because they click on it not knowing what it is, thinking it might be something good, and then they realise its fucking SHIT and we just wasted a good few minutes of our life listening to ur loserish self, but at least we learn a lesson NEVER to click on ur shit again.
notice how when he said 'i have two piercings' he only told he one (the old lebret piercing doesn't count) piering he has in his ear. not the other one ;)
notice how when he said 'i have two piercings' he only told he one (the old lebret piercing doesn't count) piering he has in his ear. not the other one ;)
Dude, this is how comics get started on huge careers. Take that shit to your local improv/stand-up club. Have a few drinks and smoke a joint, then just go on and do it. Trust me, you'll do fine. You're the dude I always liked to smoke weed with in school cause I know I'd be pissing myself laughing!
I absolutley loved this! Your cornal sanders improv stitched me up laughing big time. I'd like to make my own blogs but the sad truth is, I want to be just like Boh3m3.
Can you paint my room its blue I hate blue and its hounted mann I swear you give me a post back if you want to know more ( dude ) ( I am not a crazy alien I swear dude ) We aliens love you boh3m3 we are looking forword to take you on our mothership ( damn that sounds gay )
oh my god.. you may have been joking about the bike story but that actually happened to me when I was younger. I came out of the library and hopped on my bike. apparently someone stole my seat because as I was riding away I sat down. I will never feel a pain quite like that one evr again!
You always have me rolling on the floor. Didn't expect TheHill to show at the end. I'll have to find that video of hers again and watch it. Anyways Keep up le good work. Ye have much more guts than I.
You sound like you have CP :) Meow. Give us a small fee... Leave us alone and let us be! Now, my Simon Cowel impression, "you hit the nail on the head. Exactly, very well said...for a moron."
man i truly hate your overacting with your loud screaming and pathetic hand gestures. im sorry. normally i dont hate other people offical but youre such an egomaniac its not even funny. everytime when youre screaming unfunny rants into your webcam i wish somebody would came through the door behind you and slap you.
I like penis
TotalGameMaster 6 months ago
To anyone who thinks this is funny, I feel nothing but sadness for the high level of stupidity and uselessness that you exude daily. As for boscheme, he'll always be a fat, greasy sack of shit.
CharismaticEdge 8 months ago
ROFLMAO dude youre a funny fucker!!!
natedawg1618ify 8 months ago
lol.....just....lol
marrion99 10 months ago
The Golden Age of Youtube. Rest in peace
idongivadamn 1 year ago
Dude, I miss these videos.
ScarlettsFolklore 1 year ago
He sounds like boxxy at the end
yuuy202000 1 year ago
I didn't pick up the phone because i was watching this....... again....
3y3oftheBeholder 1 year ago
0:49 He sounds like a caveman having an orgasm!! XD
DarkLadyKagome 1 year ago
We miss you man :'(
fullmetalalchemist95 1 year ago 3
That the seat had fallen off.
ChrillzFilms 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
theboxingblitz 1 year ago
ur emailz r funny than u.
Whateverdude666 1 year ago
what a wacko... not funny and obviously silly...
Appplegate 2 years ago
You totally sounded like Adam Sandler at the end :D
0lalah 2 years ago 3
3:04 LOL
oh i miss the boh3m3 days...
sizedude 2 years ago 3
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Nobody loves you, nobody will ever love you, theres nothing good about what you do and who you are. Plus. Your mouth Is way Toooooooooooo Fucking big.
CookieDoughConundrum 2 years ago
oh crap.
theathehamster 2 years ago
That baby voice you used reminded me of Donnie Darko when he was under hypnosis :P
benthediceman1 2 years ago 3
0:46 You look like a lion.. :D
ikemkrueger 2 years ago
I know what it is. The monster in you.. :P
ikemkrueger 2 years ago
ive watched this loadsa times. but never realised caitlin at the end
aiiiunluckykid 2 years ago
haha this is one of my favorites!!! and if people dont like you oh well!!!! fuck em!
shimmyshimmylipglos6 2 years ago
U Fuckin' Rock Dude !!!
p1on33r 2 years ago 4
I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS.
Thiefree 2 years ago
I feel your pain with the bike man
... Feel your pain
dxrules1012 2 years ago
Stop the genocide, save Palestine.
SforzandoFilms 2 years ago
i luvs to scream inapropriatefullz!!!!!
pz will u touch my spoonz ;)
purplegodes 2 years ago
what happened to ur other video, like no swearing
shaneisinthehouse 2 years ago
we all loves you!!
sophia2469 2 years ago 3
I love your teeth xD
HighOnCaffeine91 3 years ago
hahaha 0:07 FTW
JDK0316191 3 years ago
boh3m3 is the greatest, i compare him to muhammad ali dont ask me why i just do!
FLASK4444 3 years ago
I'M JUSTIN SANE! how about you
justinsane78 3 years ago
nah he is funni as fuk lol ur great m8
jaycc1234 3 years ago
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this dude is such a fag
moranrp1 3 years ago
He seems more like a human than a bundle of sticks to me.
SsurTrebor 3 years ago 3
SSur Trebor, isn't a bundle of sticks a Faggot? not a fag?
SpongyMonkey 3 years ago
You know how people like to shorten words, though.
Although, I guess he was calling Boh3m3 a cigarette instead...the meaning is unclear.
SsurTrebor 3 years ago
Boh3m3 is a MEANIE HEAD
MasterNal 2 years ago
an eighteen year old girl. Lol that was hilarious. Fuck you haters
philycheez 3 years ago
We should all DIE!! What the fuck was that? :D
Haha!
V1HG 3 years ago
fuck all you haters boh3m3 is da shit
philycheez 3 years ago 6
we should all DIEEEEEE-what the fuck was that!?
KatanaCousins 3 years ago 2
I LIKE PUDDING!
Melanophobia 3 years ago 2
ohh, now i know why i hate my english teacher so much.
and why i love scrubs so much.
pennygoo 3 years ago
so...i'm seriously laughing out loud..
adowdle1983 3 years ago
ROFL. COME BUY MY CHICKEN IT'LL RIP YOU FUCKING TOENAILS OFF!!! I ....saw I had a piece of metal up my ass...
wasntme4532 3 years ago 2
Colonel Sanders here! Come buy my chicken and rock your f***in' toe nails off!
0Iluvater0 3 years ago 2
lol
Hys7eriaProductions 3 years ago
i dont know lol XD..!
sandyny 3 years ago
i agree! save darfur!!
whokicksasseddoes 3 years ago
fuck off u r so funny. i dont know y, but i laugh thats something for ya.
i know u've probably heard this before (yeah uve never heard that sentence before) but the reason so many people watch u (or chicks watch u) is that ur freakin hot!
and tattoos and piercings in itself... drool.
ausloz391 3 years ago
WILL YOU TOUCH MY FORK.
kilderslive 3 years ago 3
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U know why they watch u? because they click on it not knowing what it is, thinking it might be something good, and then they realise its fucking SHIT and we just wasted a good few minutes of our life listening to ur loserish self, but at least we learn a lesson NEVER to click on ur shit again.
emSkies03 3 years ago
Oh my fucking god, the tube in the tub part was fucking awesome. COME BUY MY CHICKEN ITLL KNOCK YOUR FUCKIN TOENAILS OFF!
kingsharksam 3 years ago 4
Colonel Sanders Line was fucking hilarious.
Zabstract 3 years ago 7
this was the first video i wached of u. its so fucking funny! i never get bored of it!XD
hellbillyyclub 3 years ago 3
"colonel sanders here, come eat my chicken it'll rock ur fuckin toenails off!"
Halofrk501 3 years ago 8
"cuz I can't pull off being an 18 year old girl". LOL :DDDDD
PrettyNeedles 3 years ago 8
that girl at the end is hott. :-} ;-}
MyaBacardiJaguar 3 years ago 7
@MyaBacardiJaguar TheHill88
amandalovetig 1 year ago
Lmao, the colonel sanders line had me cracking up
Jtubez 3 years ago 4
"Colonel Sanders here come buy my chicken itll rock your fuckin toenails off!" The greatest line Ive ever heard...Ever!
LedZeppelinRushFloyd 3 years ago 29
Agreed, made me lol. xD
Dreadscythe45 3 years ago 3
@LedZeppelinRushFloyd that's a classic i never get tired of :)
pooki82 1 year ago
Awkward bathroom moment. XD
WTF was with the ending? Where did that come from? Before darfur ad, after you said ending the email moment?
So random, so funny!
The Truth Feels Like Tetanus...
That should be a bumper sticker or something. Prepare the Infected Fork of Truth! that too.
wolfwizzy 3 years ago 3
notice how when he said 'i have two piercings' he only told he one (the old lebret piercing doesn't count) piering he has in his ear. not the other one ;)
xpolandzfinestx 3 years ago
notice how when he said 'i have two piercings' he only told he one (the old lebret piercing doesn't count) piering he has in his ear. not the other one ;)
xpolandzfinestx 3 years ago
the lebret does count....
2fr33 3 years ago 3
lmao
HadSkills 3 years ago
who wrote the poem, i want to shake that persons hand
Stumpycrab 3 years ago 2
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You're the most superficial asshole on youtube. Eat a dick
countmockula12 3 years ago
my friend acts alot like u
christianguy921 3 years ago 2
the poem is awsome no offense
christianguy921 3 years ago
omg i love u sooooo funny could u leave a comment on my page that would be just the best you rock
MASS
Love No. 1 fan how sad am i i am a fan of someone on youtube lol
robyndudet 3 years ago
u r so funny
christianguy921 3 years ago
lmao soooo funny its just so random luv it!!
one of my favroite videos by u!!!
the colonel sanders part the the tredmill parts are the funnist!!
anywayz funny shit good job (y)
jewmoneynumberfive 3 years ago
what the fuck wrongb wit them...u rock..ur really funni that guy/whoeva is retarded
rockiinbcrich 4 years ago
One of my favs from you! Cracks me up every time.
syscothong 4 years ago
my myspace name is no war no genocide just peace!0_0
Josh094 4 years ago
OMG! The Colonel Sanders part makes me laugh every time!
BlueOblivion 4 years ago 2
idk..... lol xD!
alexpoof 4 years ago
dumb as crazy dude....submit yourself get an agent
510bigL 4 years ago
Lol... that was one of the most hilarious outbursts of sillyness I've ever seen! Love the King Kong impression at 0:46.
colt45isbest 4 years ago
one of my favorites. =]
xxbittersweetbp 4 years ago
Dude, this is how comics get started on huge careers. Take that shit to your local improv/stand-up club. Have a few drinks and smoke a joint, then just go on and do it. Trust me, you'll do fine. You're the dude I always liked to smoke weed with in school cause I know I'd be pissing myself laughing!
baybeerayper 4 years ago
Only faggots smoke weed.
JSandwich 4 years ago
takes one to know one fagg
jackoff3000 4 years ago
So you agree only faggots smoke weed?
Thanks.
JSandwich 4 years ago
no i agree your a fag
jackoff3000 4 years ago
whats exclomation point?
after 2:00
jackkjack 4 years ago
go stab your urself with a rusy fork!!!
robyndudet 4 years ago
love u x x x
robyndudet 4 years ago
lol 1:32
J870621345031691 4 years ago
wow, you completely humiliated yourself infront of the entire planet...I love you!!!
tiberianfallout 4 years ago 2
hahah lol xx
cutekat0012345 4 years ago
Pause it at 7 seconds!!
PokemonOracle 4 years ago
So funny, kinda wanna say sick! but i love it
Openskybeach 4 years ago
dude its koool
Opreasinger91 4 years ago
we should all just die lol plz reply i have a fan club of u
robyndudet 4 years ago
i love u x x x
robyndudet 4 years ago
nice poem.
SickSilckMan 4 years ago
i almost shat myself lol
gamemasta931 4 years ago
hehe
ShockedWithTruth 4 years ago
and.. and ruun on the treadmill... ((:
lovelybattlefield 4 years ago
ROFL
homidog11 4 years ago
DO ANOTHER ONE!
buckethead77 4 years ago
GAH YOU ARE SO COOL!!!!
lovelybattlefield 4 years ago
dude u r so awesome, and funny I luv ur vids
hypernessncandy 4 years ago
...i ghot a big piece of metal up my ahass... lmao...ur gr8 man...
darwintaba 4 years ago
omfg i fucking love you man you fucking rock!
KagomeArisasan309 4 years ago
Do another email moment with boh3m3!
icewinter89 4 years ago 3
end is so cute :]
claireOHNOZ 4 years ago
Lulz. I saw this a long time ago and it's still hilarious.
WILL YOU TOUCH. MY. FORK?!?! >=O
IPleeDaFif 4 years ago
dude what the fuck... jk lol
YOU SUCK,
THIS IS CRAP,
YOUR A DIRTY SEWER RAT,
WE ALL KNOW YOU FUCK YOUR CAT,
AND LIK PEANUT BUTTER...... LOL
emosevilheart 4 years ago
lmao god u make me laugh x
uberkez 4 years ago
WILL YOU! TOUCH MY! FORK!
thegreatperhaps 4 years ago
you SUCK,
this is CRAP,
your a dirty SEWER RAT,
we all know you HUMP your CAT,
and LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!
powerpetfreak23 4 years ago
prick ass fagot!LMFAO. Will you touch my fork! LMFAO. omg i LOVE YOU.
nattavii008 4 years ago
cool...all you need to do is get your teeth sorted and then you'd be half funny
twisted2006 4 years ago
lol. 1337 ratings.
DenverBroncos81795 4 years ago
The Bohemian Scream is EPIC.
DenverBroncos81795 4 years ago
Boh3m3, you're my favorite YouTube personality. Hi-larious video, man. :-)
torimaier 4 years ago
you sounded like adam sandler in the end.
vance225 4 years ago
prepare the infected fork of truth!
lol
Thorn2200 4 years ago
I absolutley loved this! Your cornal sanders improv stitched me up laughing big time. I'd like to make my own blogs but the sad truth is, I want to be just like Boh3m3.
This vid is classic; well done!
JDM525 4 years ago
I might go to the gym and run on the tredmil, ill maybe watch a movie!
lol
Pmac83 4 years ago
Pause at 1:10, funniest face ever.
SuperBootsie 4 years ago
looks gay
jeikobu21 4 years ago
you sounded like the waterboy
gunotsoldier50 4 years ago
i just laughed for 5 minutes straight. my family must think i'm crazy, but this is hilarious.
pennygoo 4 years ago
You sound like Chewbacca!
hailtothedarkduck 4 years ago
i think its awesome u have a save darfur sign on ur door lol and yes u r funny :)
punkbabe4life 4 years ago
Can you paint my room its blue I hate blue and its hounted mann I swear you give me a post back if you want to know more ( dude ) ( I am not a crazy alien I swear dude ) We aliens love you boh3m3 we are looking forword to take you on our mothership ( damn that sounds gay )
Sankanyu 4 years ago
i dont think ur funny bcuz u scream. ur hilarious. i would pay a million dollars to see u be a stand up comedian.( sorry i cant spell)
ashmill16 4 years ago
I have to say, that this was one of my favorite videos.
ShockWarning 4 years ago
ur hilarious!
Crazygrl2395 4 years ago
oh my god.. you may have been joking about the bike story but that actually happened to me when I was younger. I came out of the library and hopped on my bike. apparently someone stole my seat because as I was riding away I sat down. I will never feel a pain quite like that one evr again!
tomcat16789 4 years ago
You always have me rolling on the floor. Didn't expect TheHill to show at the end. I'll have to find that video of hers again and watch it. Anyways Keep up le good work. Ye have much more guts than I.
DrakoDarkblade 4 years ago
will you touch MY fork?? please and thankyou!
kristen65 4 years ago
dude you are fucking hilarious
keep doing the videos :)
xxemoxscenexkidxx 4 years ago
Wow. Random use of the Caitlin there at the end.
Anyway, (: You make me smile.
Dollanganger 4 years ago
hey..can you paint my garage and touch my fork please?
rocktheschool123 4 years ago
ur so freakin retarded! that was a crazy ass scream
Gdnax2 4 years ago
Woo!! I'll send you a crazy PM if you don't mind..
weird4isback 4 years ago
You sound like you have CP :) Meow. Give us a small fee... Leave us alone and let us be! Now, my Simon Cowel impression, "you hit the nail on the head. Exactly, very well said...for a moron."
psychekitten 4 years ago
No Fuckin' Way! You're fuckin' hilarious! I laugh so hard when I watch you.. Lol You're great!
ToriaFrigginRocks 4 years ago
haha u sound like a dinosaur! <3 you
danielle3737 4 years ago
good shit, love boheme
magitony 4 years ago
he tries to hard to be funny, and its not..
nick21013 4 years ago
Interestingly enough, I have never watched any of your videos. Spastic, strange, blunt.. I love it. :)
I laughed quite a bit.
zerey00 4 years ago
One of the funniest things I have seen.
RYANRpRODUCtions 4 years ago
lol "the seat had fallen off!" ah i just wet myself LOL very nice man subscribed
calerenteuber 4 years ago
omg, that was the best video! you should do more like it!!
kkaylanchris 4 years ago
dude at the end u sound like a 4 year old hyper kid! But love ur videos U ROCK MAN!!!!!
morickfan93 4 years ago
Tehehe, I love you.
Noramay13 4 years ago
Uuuuuuuuuuuuh pretty gay
But at the end you sounded like Adim Sandler at the end
RapAdvocate 4 years ago
hahaha dats funni ...wot is darfur ???? tell meeee
nicluvzpanic 4 years ago
Ok what the heck was the commercial at the end all about? (Why was it there?)
BusterRabbit31 4 years ago
lol i love you!!!keep making videos and yes u are funny i think
razorscutpeople 4 years ago
I love you boh3m3.
xXfadext0xblackXx 4 years ago
he has really fucked up teeth. get them fuckin fixed!!
corgikid 4 years ago
colonel sanders here come buy my chicken itll rock your fucking toenails off!!
mezepprod 4 years ago
**unsubscribes**
TehCream 4 years ago
i love the tredmill part
Munchkin332 4 years ago
"I got a big piece of medal up my ass", that made me laugh so hard.
BeRsErKlOvErIsBaCk 4 years ago
i like pudding!!
flamingevilbunny 4 years ago
All your videos are awesome :D
Jeshooka 4 years ago
lmfao i love that bit
"colonel sanders here come buy my chicken itll rock your fucking toenails off!!" lmao thats the best thing ever
haleypest 4 years ago
"Truth feels like tetanus!"
Hahahaha, I need to make a tshirt.
videoXpirateXhookers 4 years ago
wow...she is cute
hardbrainer 4 years ago
LOLLLL sweet
danriggs80 4 years ago
man i truly hate your overacting with your loud screaming and pathetic hand gestures. im sorry. normally i dont hate other people offical but youre such an egomaniac its not even funny. everytime when youre screaming unfunny rants into your webcam i wish somebody would came through the door behind you and slap you.
KoolKryptonite 4 years ago
nope
pepsicoke90 4 years ago
Ahhhhhhh FUCK'N LOVE IT!!! =)
AiDeNandMyCHEM 4 years ago
Great energy!
smevilxl2 4 years ago
peeeeeeeed my pantz lol
RockofHopes 4 years ago
haha! I laughed so hard throughout this entire video.
"The truth feels like tetanus."
teehee...the boh3m3ian scream was great too..
unweird06 4 years ago
scream be the matting call of the wookie!
Roge14 4 years ago
"PREPARE THE INFECTED FORTH OF TRUTH !"- sorry that needed to be quoted ^^
stichesOsunshine 4 years ago
You look like a midget i the tub
doorsrockchick 4 years ago
LMAO <3
I loved like YOUR ending.
omg.
that was amazing.
shishaayo 4 years ago
Dude, you are awesome, hilarious video, i was laughing my ass off