METALLICA DEATH MAGNETIC REVIEW

[Shadowblade1794]

Marty McFly. Bitch please.

[RatedRBrendon]

Haha! Gay!

[JustFaKickz]

my only complaint with this album was that it seems to have been filled with unnecessary length. The riffs were great but i got lost many times throughout the album

[greendayrocksit]

your pretty weird man..

[RainingBlood15]

Uh, you dont write a metal song on puppies. Infact, you cant. Its a sin.

[RainingBlood15]

You guys do realize, this guy is most likely a fake

[Metallica031194]

lol the look and the voice of that guy.... just funny!

Death Magnetic is the best since 1991

[Taske5555]

If this is supposed to be an impersonation of Phil the therapist from "Some kind of Monster" I have seen the movie a dusin of times and I think he does that impersonation very poorly + it's done in a very awkward way. The first time I actually watched this I couldn't interpret this as a joke and I still can't. It more seems as an reflection of his weird personality.

[atomskrx78]

guys, u need to start having a sense of humor. its comedy :)

[Willgassett]

Whoever let this Pixy stick is an absolute asshole I wish James Hetfield would punch this fool in his mouth!! 

[djmm1397]

@xJumpman2381x thanks for the correction

[MrXclio]

@METALHEADM1911 fail much .....loser

[METALHEADM1911]

@MrXclio did he molest you? You sure seem to be defending him. I bet you liked it in your ass homo. This video fails like you and your stupid comment. Go get raped asshole.

[MrXclio]

@METALHEADM1911 someone is butt hurt, it's always the closet homo's who shout gay first,

why don't you come out? you'll feel much better there's nothing wrong with being a gay mettallica fan.

your mettallica friends are probably secret faggots too, you must have issues with your sexual orientation. 

[djmm1397]

fuck metallica. sellouts. rip metallica 1982 - 86. can't imagine how many fanboys are guna attack me saying " metallica is da best "

[1009774]

@djmm1397 dont forget about 1989 too

[xJumpman2381x]

@djmm1397 1982-1989

[JosephChrist863]

He wouldn't give me a co.... never mind. best part ever.

[ScarsofEagle]

YOU'RE A LEFT HANDED PLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR <3

[thelastgodcl]

haha, amazing review!!

[plarfusa]

What's with all the downvotes? Jesus. Funny stuff, bro. P.S. I love the shit outta Death Magnetic.

[MrLennybach]

lol St.Anger was great so was Death Magnetic . Even Dave Mustain loved it he wished he wrote it. I hope some one pays Weird Al to toss you a beating!!

[HauntedPatrasite]

they should really wrie some songs about their dogs.

[steveboy213]

METTALICA FUCKIN SUCKS! HAIL SLAYER THE FUCKIN THRASH GODS!!

[DJmakke55]

@steveboy213 you suck

[metallicaVH]

@steveboy213 Why watch these videos then, you goon.

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

@steveboy213 wow. ure a little fukin 13 year old arent you? slayer sounds the same in every cd

[Gviolent94]

Iz that a fuckking wig?!! lmaoo

[SDGuitarVideos]

This review sucks aye, you don't even know what your talking abuut.

[Mazturofpuppetz]

really?!?! your stereo has a volume knob?!?! where can I get one of those?!?!!? lol

[idiosyncrazy1980]

I heard it through the grapevine : next Metallica album will be a concept album about dogs. (Don't laugh, this bullshit might very well end up in the New York Times or the Washington Post, just like Bob Dylan's joke about being proposed to lend his voice for a GPS system. [w w w].examiner.com/bob-dylan-in-n­ational/bob-dylan-s-joke-taken­-seriously-by-the-new-york-tim­es-washington-post)

[CarlBobUSA]

Oh wow, that solo you did was FUCKEN TERRIBLE, learn to play better before posting this shit on youtube, even if you do have some kinda problems which I can tell. Otherwise good job of doing a review.

[ConnorTod]

@CarlBobUSA

I don't know if you understand this is or not, this is not a serious review.

He's impersonating someone.

The entire thing is meant to be comedic.

It was meant to be funny. Lighten the fuck up.

[Zynyster]

You have a Volume dial that goes up to Ten, you should get one of those Dials that goes up to 11 because you will be Rocking Harder.....(Spinal Tap)

[maxus9cito]

OH SHIT MY TEACHER!

[metallicafanfjdk]

YEA ALL NIGHTMARE LONG FOREVA!!! AS YOU CRAWL BACK IN, YOUR LUCK RUNS OUTA!

[pokedamond]

69666 View... Am I posessed or just lucky?...

[Nevermind0309]

@pokedamond

Better you than me. I'm 69700.

[guilh3rm30]

Dude , You re the only one who can do a review of such a bad album in 6:18 min, there is just nothing to tell about it , just sucks, i guess i ll never see a good album by metallica , and that s sad.. by the way.. u re a good humorist hehe

[dusted04]

@guilh3rm30 this cd rocks man all there albums are good 

[mfx999]

What kind of looser are you?

[TheSystem1990]

@mfx999

*facepalm* -_-

[Zynyster]

@mfx999 Just in case you didn't understand what 'TheSystem1990' was trying to say. If you are going to Insult someone without looking like an idiot, you should know how to spell 'Loser' and not spell it like 'Looser'. That's all, have a good day.

[arabianmetalhead99]

Hmmmm, I thought this cd was horrible, Megadeth and Slayer's blew it away so will Anthrax. Rick Ruben is an amazing producer especially with Slayer.

[sdbassplayer]

singing about dogs............... is for country losers.

[mydogsbiteu]

"so friggin awesome" Phil Mycrackin rock on

[malcolmyoung67]

6 is good man if you listen to jazz fuckhead!

[metallicavoices]

DEATH MAGNETIC NEEDS TO BE CRANKED TO FUCKIN' 10!!!! maybe thats just my opinion lol

[DrumCoversFromHell]

Very Origional and funny, like the real life garth from Waynes World! LOL Very funny

[enforcement2]

He impersonates "Phil", the therapist on "Some Kind of Monster". Quite brilliantly so, I'll have to add.

[canadianstudmuffin]

@enforcement2  Sorry, but I have never seen that movie.

[benthebassplayer]

@canadianstudmuffin it's a metallica documentary from 2000-2003

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

@canadianstudmuffin What is your favorite song on this album? Mine is all nightmare long.

[CyberYeoo]

GUYS, it's a joke. 

[sniflekid]

u FAIL -.-..............

[MessiahToNoFaithBand]

If you read the description, tags, you'll see Comedy...

[nerdlybeastfilms]

srry but i couldnt take the review seriously the way you talk. oh my god

[Philsaccountable]

@MetalVirtuality

get a sense of humor. jesus fucking christ.

[Poulmy]

dudes that was humor...

[blauegitarre]

lol dude youre a great! *subscribes* :)

[SDGuitarVideos]

Goddam! what a shity ass review, he cant even say Death Magnetic right. This video should not be seen by the light of day! XD

[Louren9]

Review of this review: Fuck you. Thanks

[TheKai26]

this seems like a lonely bum... and a 40 year old virgin

[TheKai26]

this seems like a lonely bum...

[metallicavoices]

@TheKai26 if you care to look. he has a wedding ring on. so im going to assume hes married....somehow

[TheKai26]

@metallicavoices  lol yea some how

[TheRaknet]

You are the biggest faggot in the world, yea yea !!!

METALLICA FOREVER, DEATH MAGNETIC IS A VERY GOOD ALBUM!!!

[843andrew]

This is the best album review of all time

[DoodiePunk]

I laughed till I cried Hahahahhahah

[333alegreto333]

what did I just watched ?????

[Metaldudehere]

...what did i just watch?

[DrPaneas]

Sou gamo ti mana

[Parag0n]

Fucking tard

[843andrew]

@Parag0n NO..FUCKING AMAZING

[inproductiveninja]

i literally rofl'd

[TheChaosAwaits]

You open it, and theres holes.. LOL this dude is hilarious

[tkc62]

wtf?!?!



[LockyTheRocker]

ok i found out for myself this guy isnt serious. now to start laughing haha! great job at acting. you remind me of larry linville

[Linusgubben2]

Endgame is better. (The one by Megadeth not by the poser idiot band...also known as Rise Against)

[metallicaandkornrock]

@Linusgubben2 in fact endgame is better, but that doesnt mean death magnetic sucks

[brt927]

@metallicaandkornrock Endgame was probably the best metal album this decade.

[daberko120ch]

@metallicaandkornrock I accually enjoyed death magnetic better, it was more of my style, I did like the right to go insane though... it may not be an accual right but we can't do anything about it, but i enjoyed it nonetheless.

[hunterhearsthelmsy]

@metallicaandkornrock endgame is better.....death magnetic got a little low critic rating becoz of metallica's past......but it still has highly positive album and is hell more mainstream......endgame rather than a bunch of megadeth fans would know endgame exists....it is good but sorry just making more thrasher it doesnt make it better....metallica's best album in 20 years now no more arguement...

[tpotts77]

Why don't you say what you mean. Is the rock on signal protection or something else. Why all the talk in numbers. Obviously two sides are playing against each other, when power of thought is everything, why do we keep playing this game.

[tpotts77]

Why don't you say what you mean. Is the rock on signal protection or something else. Why all the talk in numbers. Obviously two sides are playing against each other, when power of thought is everything, why do we keep playing this game.

[LockyTheRocker]

wait i really dont get this guy is it a joke or is he serious please i want an answer before i start laughing or listening

[007ssrp]

como ke no te gusta por ke la bateria suena chistoso???

[nycbassist76]

i'm wondering how long it will take for the authorities to find the dead bodies this freaky cross dressing faggot in his basement

[metyzermanfan19]

Do you have down syndrome?

[edgarrg94]

@metyzermanfan19 he's autistic :D

[lordmetal2]

You give me the impression of being more british than canadian.

[OVER9000VIDEOS]

Are... what... I don't even... Is this supposed to be a joke?

[Guitarist2095]

i have a friend named phil mckracken

we call him fill my crack in xD

[metaphoria3]

Yeah Rick didn't do anything lol

[1guitarfreak4]

lol, i hate it when people say "oh that sucked", or "i messes up because i didnt have a pic"

[isthatyourpussy]

:S

[XXRichardK18XX]

heck yea blast metallica

[kevin200929]

Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!1

[MassMetalMurder]

FUUUUCK!!!!

[chaseking7]

Ggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[teresabyalphonse]

but what the fuck is this shit????? :o

[SuperMusicHero]

Omg! He looks like Michael Jackson after painting the hair and the skin! I knew he didn't died!

[haloandre]

and he wouldn't give me a co... nevermind

[Seventhson95]

@wyldeyouth Agreed, he's a great guitarist and there's no denying that, but the solos on Death Magnetic were a complete disappointment. Riffs were brilliant, solos were below Kirk's usual standard

[cody135493]

Ummmmmmm...........

[PS3joecheatle]

this is so funny

[willrockyou77]

i uh.. i uh didnt uh.. like the uhh.. last cd beacause it was uhh.. bad and uhh.. it just made me mad!

[Poldendrol]

Man, you're hilarious...

[drumchristo2]

god you looks gay

[Streetwalkeriain]

a song for a dog? OK [put words to first verse of creeping death]

oh! look there's my dog spot!

he's a cute dog!

We like to go for walks

in the park!

btw you do realise what Phil Mckracken is, right? fill my crack in?

[Streetwalkeriain]

oh, look, Michael Jackson is actuallyalive, who would have thought it.

[Dethklok11629]

u are a fucking freak

[ThrashHardAss08]

diz album iz da shzit!!

[mrselfdestruct23]

This guy is so frickin' awesome, betcha he gets all the girls.  No seriously, stop now. Throw your webcam away and get medicated. There is help out there, just stop doing whatever it is your doing. Just say 'no'. Do the steps, ditch the rug and buy an iron...

[henningen95]

wait what? the drums in St. Anger sounds FUCKIN' AWESOME! :D

[wyldeyouth]

@henningen95

yes i thought so too for 1hour, then i started getting reaaally annoyed since the snare take the edge of the songs

[TheLordOmen]

just a question, is that supposed to be funny or this is your attitude?

[ItalianWarrior777]

I think you pretend to be dumb, but you aren't

[mytagisWVU69lolz]

You're JUST a douche.

[horsedick75]

what is wrong you ?

[CheesyRhino]

dude solo was right on

[SlayerPhantomLord]

review my cock

[vasterasgurkan]

haha, nice wig!

[brendenspeaks]

this is funny

[JasperJasperNL]

Death magnetic vs End game = Death magnetic

[sk8rifa]

@JasperJasperNL i love metallica is my favorite band but honestly endgame is so much better than death magnetic

[JasperJasperNL]

@sk8rifa Sorry i like Megadeth also but i think death magnetic is one of the best metal albums in the last 5 years and End game is awesome idd but i find death magnetic.

[badonmiverick]

@JasperJasperNL lol i buy endgame and death megnetic and i compare it at home but sorry dude ...my vote is for endgame ...megadeth is so much better than metallica ....

note ;metallica died = 1992 ,,

[JasperJasperNL]

@badonmiverick

People who think died are fucking retards srsly :') Just because they tried another style of music doenst mean they fucking died.. St anger was shit and load and reload where meh.. But Death Magnettic is fucking awesome. On the End game album evry thing sounds the same evrything is really fast speed metal. But on Death Magnettic evry song is diffrent and the riffs are so much better and dont even let me start abou the vocals... The only thing whats better on end game are the solo

[badonmiverick]

@JasperJasperNL lol in ur opinion,,,hahaha but for me

megadeth ages like a fine wine dude ...

megadeth forever ...

[JasperJasperNL]

@badonmiverick

Sure and thats your opinion :) But i like Death Magnettic better! But i really like End game also i love head chrusher : D

[mikem376]

YOu suck at music.

[UKRCyanide]

Metallica is better than Megadeth, for the fact Metallica's songs are just brilliant and actually have feel compared to Megadeth which is technical skill. Just my opinion

[wyldeyouth]

@UKRCyanide

kirk hammets solos the past years has sucked horsecock... sry

[MOVIEDUDE219]

yea its freakin whoops i mean its awesome.....

[sicricky]

just a question can you even play guitar?

[canadianstudmuffin]

@sicricky No way.

[sicricky]

@canadianstudmuffin fair enuf

[heffernjustinheffy]

@canadianstudmuffin one equestion how do you feel about the sound quality, i love the song and instrumentals but it sounds kind of washed together

[canadianstudmuffin]

@heffernjustinheffy  Sound quality was okay. I actually have not played the CD much in the past year... I'm more into Sabbath, Radiohead and Zeppelin. :P

[11thhourreprieve]

@sicricky of course he can play guitar, he's done some amazingly good tutorials. great vid as always, canudianmudstuffin.

[Felix3845]

@sicricky :who tüp or what?

[exitplan2]

i thought billy jean king was an elton john fan?

[C0RPZE666]

this guy is gay and retarded

[iSoniPrice]

wtf is this guy EWWWWWW

[mikem376]

ENDGAME

[icee562]

@mikem376 Hell yeah!!!!!!

[mario1136]

@mikem376 DM is better

[mikem376]

You are not a musician, sir.

You are a retard.

You are tone deaf.

[mario1136]

@mikem376 You are a fucking douche that can't take other people's opinions.

Shut the fuck up and die you dickweed.

[wyldeyouth]

@mikem376

haha, serious?? u dont get its all a joke? maan go see a doctor ;)

[mikem376]

Ok I said that Endgame is better, which by fact that it is.

You're such a flaming faggot.

[wyldeyouth]

@mikem376

never compared albums, only 14 yr old cunts do that.

[mikem376]

Ohhhh....

but my comment got 20 thumbs up.

Everyone thinks so (Endgame is better) except for you.

[wyldeyouth]

@mikem376

lol kiddo....

i dont give a fuck bout your comparisons of the two albums.

only 14 year old cunts compare albums.

stupid fuck, this video is a all a joke. but u really think the guy is for real LOL

[mikem376]

I don't think he's foreal, I just said endgme is better.

It is better and you know it.

[wyldeyouth]

@mikem376

Mike.... who cares if Endgame is better?

Please tell me. And what difference does it make at the end of the day? You seem like an angry litte pimple-faced teenager who doesnt know much about anything.

Please dont spread your pointless "Megadeth vs. Metallica war" around. It is pointless. The band themselves couldnt care less, why should we the fans do so?

[mikem376]

All I said was, "ENDGAME" then people feel like they need to kill me.

[machielste1]

@wyldeyouth Im a small pimpled teenager that knows a little about anything ;p

[MEGADETHTHRETH]

@mario1136 No, there is no chance that it is better sorry

[mario1136]

@MEGADETHTHRETH Well, DM is just better to me. But everyone has their own opinions

[Killzone213Official]

@mikem376 Yeah boy Endgame is on of Megadeth's best.

[Scarecrow545]

@mikem376

...sucks shit

[mikem376]

How does ENDGAME suck shit?