Eddie Izzard Star Trek

[MrKentleigh]

Whenever I see the like bar, I know im in the right place

[xander7ful]

The question is, was Stephans promoted from the Death Star canteen to Accounts on the Enterprise, or did he go from Accounts on the Enterprise to manager of the Death Star canteen?

[FeignofCordor]

Dangermouse is on...Setting:)

[vand133]

iiiaaa



[sdsmth1]

156 people left their oven on set to widdly wee

[sdsmth1]

I live on a widdly wee planet!

[cvqtk]

WTF is a widdly wee?!?

[PuzzlingEvidenceTV]

Widdly Wee!!!!



[WannaKatana]

Love the intro music that's 1000x louder than the video. Thanks.

[FirstResponder911]

"Oh no! Go get some expectorant!" XD

[hafabee]

Holy hell that transporter gag had me laughing so hard it hurt!

[ChipArgyle]

Go figure the guy in the red shirt would be from Accounts Payable. Some truths are universal.

[zangooseflesh]

aboodyboody boo thats all

[MarcsYooToob]

LAST ONE DOWN THE ENERGIZER ROOM'S A WANKER!

[JoshMonreaux]

"Yes, we've got a machine; well done..."

[fairhillnorrie]

i would love to see the original cast of star trek sit down in a room and watch this ....I'm sure they would be on the ground laughing.....  "live long and prosper"

[VTPPGLVR]

@MrHEC381991

His cousin did. This one liked numbers more than catering.

[InKa4484]

Maybe this would be funny if i knew anything about Star Trek.

[MrHEC381991]

sooo Mr. Stephans works in catering at the deathstar AND he's a red shirt on the enterprise? O_o

[liadsman]

152 people are way too into star trek

[VoiceofCthulhu]

Shut the FUCK UP, Uhura.

[Ronnydino2008]

"Captain, this whole planet is made of widdle-le-wee"

[TheJetsilver]

152 dislikes!? How could anybody not like this?

[dking987returns]

2012 star trek trailer watch?v=DXeHiYXKFvo&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[LivexLongxProsper]

oh those 152 Red Shirts need a sense of humour

[RyBread564]

this lady has a deep voice

[HPEJuggalo93]

@RyBread564 its a man xD

[SuperBoogley]

izzard u fag



[MirMiro01]

@adventururer just thought it was funny at the time, sorry if it offended or bothered you -peace, man

[MirMiro01]

150 people were invaders...

[adventururer]

@MirMiro01

1 person is a stupid attention whore who's parents don't love them

[KapStuf]

The video is made of widdly-wee.

[davidnmichelle61]

I just cried laughing

[NikolaiCarpathia]

I love the Danger Mouse theme song playing in the background. Brilliant...

[ColdFlo]

phantonfan copied a joke i saw somewhere about star trek some commentary possibly bashir i dont know

[darAleener]

Bad eyesight setting!!

LMAO!!!

[viridismonasteriense]

laughed for the full nine minutes!

[missdexterity]

my favorites were his impression of bones and stevens' attempt to use the transporter lmao

[SuperBigEnglish]

oven left on at home setting

[Kazyman]

Brilliant bit. I LOVE the phaser settings. Funny being of English descent, my grandmother & mother would use the term "bugger" regularly, & I too use the term, so when my kids heard the bit about the 'Depression' setting on the phaser, they laughed so hard when they heard him say, "bugga." Now for anyone who wants to hear great Capt. Kirk, search (here on YT) Joe Alaskey the forgotten impressionist. He's got him down to a T.  Cheers.

[RMJ1984]

I hate laugh tracks :P I thought those things died in the Mr Bean era. hmm.

[dennykay]

@RMJ1984 erm...live audience?



[sammyblot]

@RMJ1984

its bloody live !!!!!! ... not seen the whole show then i take it!!

[QuartuvLarry]

"And the rest are just looking at him."

Cracked my ass UP!

[VulcanMassageIsBad]

Clearly, Eddie knows not to go in against a Cecilian when death is on the line.

[FearTheWorm]

@VulcanMassageIsBad At least he knew not to get into a land war with Asia.

[VulcanMassageIsBad]

@FearTheWorm So true! Anybody want a peanut?

[desertphilip]

"This whole planet is made of widdelywee"

[thanrose]

My biggest youtube lol this month was the accountant beaming down. Priceless Izzard.

[xxrebel2uxx]

@phantonfan uhhhhhh..... LOL?

[Abridgedfan134]

"HE'S EATING A TWIX!"

[phantonfan]

My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Syrians, or Iraqis on "Star Trek."

I told him ''It's because it takes place in the future.

[DasNutellamaedchen]

@phantonfan What about Dr Bashir in DS9? I think that counts.

[darAleener]

LOVE

THIS

ROUTINE

.....

[darAleener]

Set the phaser in bad eye sight

..ahhhhhhhh

[66Shellz]

Last one in the energiser room is a wanker!

[zebwinkler]

151 people got hit by the depressing phaser

[kobblinator]

Oven left on at home-setting looks interesting. :D

[Shadowman4710]

Not surprising since James Doohan (Scotty) was Canadian, not Scottish.

[takerdust]

Izzard does a better Scottish accent than the actor who played Scotty.

[Bassgtrfreak]

depression setting literally killed me " ohhhh bugger, it will never work, whole life down the drain invaders invaders"

[Kazyman]

@Bassgtrfreak LOL. Yeah, exactly. (Read my comment). I laughed till I had tears in my eyes on that one. Great setting & great reaction. The whole bit was great, but that one crippled me. Cheers.

[TheIndesisive]

ohh my god he just nearly killed me with laughter :)

[incedius420]

The accent is so heavy its hard to make out whats hes saying...almost impossible if theres laughing or clapping in the background

[ebiltommy]

its ya mum! Finger 4! ;P

[wraithneon]

149 people are made out of widdly wee.

[TheMaximilianMck]

wweeeeeehhhhhaaaaayyyy oh bugger

[nintendo413]

"captain, this whole planet is made out of widily wii."

[7CellarDoors]

149 people left their ovens on...

That was the first time i ever did one of these comments.. I feel all dirty and used... How can you assholes do this on every fucking video? Id have killed myself by now from pure concentrated shame...

[xXjessiexnimXx]

@7CellarDoors haahaa this made me laugh soo much X3 it's true and funny. double wammy.

[retox]

@7CellarDoors, I like how you added '7' to your phonetically pleasing nickname.

[ThatsSpiffing]

kill, stun, limp - the logic is brilliant.

[ShannonWatters]

Whatever you do, don't try to write a check or balance your check book while you watch this! You'll forget how to spell your own name!

[AKn0ckAtTheD00r]

Capt'n Kirk, put your head down -Kyle

[denouements]

<3 

[stsars13]

Red means dead

Blue means cool

XD

[jsadeghi1]

Dumb... lost me in less than a minute. (What's that in light years) Good luck with that "Comdy Thing" ..Dude who didn't make me laugh

[panikbubblan1]

@jsadeghi1

k

good luck with that "comedy thing", the guy who already is one of the world greatest stand up comedians. Was that what you meant?

[evilegg288]

@jsadeghi1 Light-years are a measure of distance, not time. And considering he's on stage getting a considerable amount of laughs, I don't suppose one poorly spelt bad review is likely to mean much to him.

[crispo3000]

@evilegg288 To be fair I can see where @jsadeghi is coming from, this isnt really funny. Some of Izzards stuff is really good but this definately isnt his best.

[farshnuke]

@jsadeghi1 0.27 going by the scottyometr

[MrPmj1979]

Eddie has a very unique perspective on Star Trek.

[shadowedwolfy]

146 people Is going to be Wearing red shirts and go into space!

[ImAnotherFreak]

"The cat's eating the dilithium crystals, you see..." Oh my God I laughed my ass off xD

[TonyReidNZ]

You've got a machine. Well done. Would you like to sign here?

[tyro244]

landing party materializes on planet. Spock activates Tricorder.

Kirk: Set yourPhasers on stun, everyone.

Spock: According to my Tricorder this planet is inhabited with nothing but beautiful woman.

Kirk: In that case, set you Phasers on caress.

[ wiggles eyebrows ]

[thorp0989]

captain, this entire planet is made of widdly wee

[mrpartymaniahjs]

this is the first time ive seen him without womens clothing

[Spencdabomb]

@mrpartymaniahjs actually, its still womens clothing...

[o0ritersblock0o]

146 people had red shirts on when they watched this.

BEAM THEM DOWN!

[StarTrekCostume]

Great phaser settings! I love this routine...

[binkkytube]

eddy looks like a youthful bowie here.

[sccynct]

"." love the "depression" setting, very useful. Better than stun (he can always wake up)

[Firefox13A]

Awesome! lol. 'Water in ear' setting

[orliluvr1432]

He totally missed "Set phasers to Fabulous!!" and the "erm... I think I'll just... erm... well I erm... spilled something on my pants..." setting

[IssyRedbird]

@orliluvr1432 My two favorite settings. XD

[TheMentalLizzard]

145 people are red shirts

[hanson666999]

"Shut the fuck up Uhura" :-D

[wmart5]

Bad eyesight setting. A gun that makes you see 10/300 that would be great.

Captain this entire planet is made of weedlie wie.

[felic70]

i've only watched next generation so, most of this is lost on me. pity

[niteowl9491]

@felic70 A pity indeed. There's never been anything quite as amazing as TOS.

[MonkeyZorr]

Absolute crap!

[dking987returns]

'bulurlrurlrururuurrllulululul­lulrlaahahahagaahhagahagagahah­hhahhahaaa'

'and the rest of them just look at him...'

[mach2Jeepnnh]

The music in the start and end are from an old cartoon "Danger Mouse". 

[astrophonix]

I wish they'd let Eddie write the next Star Trek movie, he'd be so much better than that asshole J. J. Abrams.

[weinmj]

but if there's a new blowk beeming down with them. You got really worried about the new blowk especially if he was wearing a red jummper.

[MrNickalollyoff]

JIM ME SPOCK CHRIST SPOCK MAN JIM

[vhreio]

Set phasers to limp.

[ridge87701]

New bloke beaming down... True!!!

[Oobervice]

lol "I can give you 30 miles an hour in a week!"

[SpagBoll4Ever]

Despite this.. 'Stephens' became the head of catering on the Death Star.... keep up people.

[1teodorico]

CHRIST SPOCK JIM, JIM CHRIST SPOCK!!

[MultiMusicMeister]

The gun settings are my favourite bit in Unrepeatable.

[GamingRandomizer11]

@MultiMusicMeister icecreamvan nearby setting is the best thing eddie ever came up with !

[GOTHICDARKRAI]

I love Eddie Izzard. :) he's AWESOME!!!!!!

[CovePointProductions]

I need 141 bullets for the people who dislike this.

[operaphantom95]

@CovePointProductions It's 142 bullets needed now.

[zeribrex]

what does he say at 7:47 lol?

[upsidedowni]

@zeribrex "Bear with me, please, I've got a hundred of these..."

[debrick2490]

The beaming down was brilliant lol x

[HECKproductions]

the intro sux

[storyranger]

"Oven left on at home setting". Priceless! :D

[hobbes282]

the cats eaten the lithium crystals!

[Archinator2010]

@hobbes282 "di-lithium crystals"

[pliskin100]

Is this from one of his movies?

[HanBOHobbit]

It's just not the same when he's not in drag.

Still funny as ever, though.

[No1mjfan88]

@HanBOHobbit i agree, i love him in drag, makeup n stuff ;) think ive got a lil crush on him now lol. He's just so funny and intelligent :D. love him.

[cuckoo61]

what's the last joke?

[Archinator2010]

my parents love star trek and we noticed the guy without a name in the red jumper always died first.

[dupontproject]

@Archinator2010 yeah. that's why he said it.

[dragon12652]

@Archinator2010 i dont watch the show but in the past i got the idea thats kinda funny wen u think of it wen capten wears yellow red shirt dies and wen he wears a red shirt yellow shirts die

[antipryzm]

@Archinator2010 he had a name, ensign smith

[MsPlumLover]

OMG! This is such a riot! Makes me feel as if I've botched the acetylcholine test!

[FFFinalFurryFF]

Lurgeys, FIVE LURGEYS!!!!

[maverick41218]

Oven left on at home setting! Epic =)

[kekierachet]

A CAT'S EATING THE DYLITHIAM CRYSTALS!!!

[braziliangizmo]

" REMEMBER 60% is how you look , 30% how you say IT and 10% IS WHAT you say ... ! " X-D something like DAT!

[REDANGEL726]

Repeatedly watching Eddie Izzard's DRESSED TO KILL got me through a terrible bout with chicken pox a few yeasr ago. He's great, and it's the expressions on his face as much as the words coming out of his mouth.

[mannecyberguy]

You think there's any chance that Eddie will do a routine on Star Trek The Next generation? I would love to see that someday.

[d3m0n1cd4n4]

Blaaaaaaa *poof*  Ohhhh... bugger.

[mannecyberguy]

What about the guest stars?

[NoelDantes]

fantastic

[ladykikyolover]

is he wearing high heels?

[JMSadmirer]

@ladykikyolover Yes, he's a transvestite :-)

[salkizar]

hilarious! This guy is a fukn riot!!!

[IssyRedbird]

Captain Kirk we're going to die in .20 seconds. Oh, I should have told you that earlier! XD XD Spock eating a twix, classic! Tweedleeet!

[blacksunfish]

'Especially if he was wearing a red jumper' ...classic

[IssyRedbird]

I just love this!

[DementedJuggalette]

ice cream van nearby setting is the best setting ever

[JeanetteNy]

This guy is just too much!! hahaha!!

[luddface9]

"Captain, this entire planet is made of willi wee" hahha.

[taleisyn]

set phasers on "limp" .......... roflmao

[RachaelxDepp]

gotta love eddie izzard. and star trek.

[captainamerica1967us]

Brilliant. 

[lactoseme]

Stevens of Accounts. LOL

[doctorw2]

eddie izzard looks a lot like david bowie

[lavaheadlvr1369]

How to Survive in Space

Rule One: Never wear a RED SHIRT

[IssyRedbird]

@lavaheadlvr1369 So, so true. :)

[VH12th]

@lavaheadlvr1369 haha Robot Chicken (L)

[jimbobv8]

Genius

[spyrolad]

Oh wait, I think it was danger mouse acctually

[spyrolad]

What was with the batfink music?

[AnEclecticMusicFan]

Having just recovered from one I suggest setting phasers to 'having a boil on the inner thigh' - feckin excruciating especially when its where ymy jeans stitching is.... ouch x 100

[noisyneil]

widdlywee!

[TheGreatStonedOne]

his inflection is what makes him fucking hilarious.

[TheFloyd047]

He's eating a Twix! ROFL!

[SpacedNo1]

I love both Eddie Izzard and Danger Mouse!!:D

[weinmj]

but if there's a new bloke with them.....

lol

[fobitbswo]

wait wait weren't the red shirts security?