Toast With Butter - Amy Walker

[MissVictoryJane]

I could watch this video all day, but I have to ask what do you mean when you say they've been binary for a long time?

[ecmt14]

you make toast seem AMAZING

[Pray4Surf1992]

i want toast with butter, right now.

[koconut12]

norway is jealous, this video about all this butta is probably making them salivate... ;D

[dzikiewicz]

I don't think I truly understood what creative writing was until I saw this video

[amiablewalker]

@dzikiewicz Wow. I’m entirely honored by your words. Thank you. Vibes for finding creative writing Everywhere now! Perhaps inside yourself?! :-D

[xXiStrawberryXx]

I'm going to go make some toast now.

[ringwraith10]

I hope your stories are published one day so I can read them over and over again. :)

[NocturnalChocolate]

There goes my diet. :) 

[onelovingwife]

I agree with the newharmony85 PLEASE do audio books. I always get stuck with the same mono-tone crazy lady. You have such a beautiful, natural inflection! Thanks again for a wonderful piece.

[sgs138]

That was fun. I was afraid he was going back to butter because Mavis died :-( glad it had a cheery ending.

[melodie30896]

this is so good to listen to..its like an ear massage..its just so good..i cant put it in to words

[linkfan160]

@melodie30896 I know what you mean. Her voice is really soothing.

[HazelEyedErica]

I'm glad he got his butter in the end!

[Tokkemon]

The Tchaikovsky reference was brilliant!

[micheale65]

18 people don't like toast with butter

[earieknight]

Damn I want buttered toast!!

[TheMoreTheMerrier21]

I'm hungry...

[darkprose]

"...worth of its own Tchaikovsky suite." ...Nice.

Superb work.

[TheEd0206]

butta. I'll eat it forever

[BeckaL313]

All I can think of is the commercial scene in the movie Kate and Leopold. Am I the only one who remembers that?

[chanmill908]

woooooooooah

[gotGodandHislove]

I don't know what to say. You are a genious. there. that made me feel satisfied.! WOWOWOWOWOWOW. :) I LOVED IT! <3

[angeliqueamelie]

Stories are my favourite thing!

[violinartist1]

you are my hero. :)

[ELML11]

I wish she told my childhood stories!!

[ELML11]

i wish she told my child hood stories.,,

[betterunknown]

You look like Amy from Karmin.

[EllEiEllE]

you remind me of amy from the cover group karmin :P

[Luufeezy]

@EllEiEllE yes! so true!

[MsActressModel]

Great job!!!

[AltoYourClef]

... that ten minute story about toast just kicked the crap out of any of my novels.

[Gellis2009]

your facial expressions are mesmorizing. seems you can pull about ten different expressions in 5 seconds seamlessly

[juliaguliawulia]

What a cute little story. Good one, Amy Walker!

[linkfan160]

I've never heard of a woman who's more talented! :D

[kawaiiushii]

She Should Become An Author !

[WH2012]

My gosh, this woman is multi-talented.

[YouSuckIncorporated]

SWAG.. i loved the glasses bits :)

[pshhaaa03]

you're a great writer!

[LiovaElise]

This is só good, you are an excellent writer! And you can tell it so nice ^__^ Why don't you try to get this in a book?

[JTProductionFilms121]

I'm going to go make some toast with BuDDer now. :D

[triplethreat913]

16 people just had their butter taken away by their wives.

[ScrewthenaM3]

her expressions amuse me soo much ^_^ i cant help but smile when i see her face.

[SR21990]

"it's called toast with buDDER" "it's not actually toast and buTTER" YOU CONFUSE ME SO MUCH

[ElvesAndDragons]

That was so good! You are amazing Amy.

[outrageousfantasy]

I'm gonna go and get some toast ;)

[moonlessnight14]

It took 26 minutes for his toast to pop up? Holy hell!

haha You are amazingly talented Amy :)

[philokiller]

lol amazing i listened to a story about toast and butter and it was good

[iemiline]

I had to go get some toast after this.

[santamonicagirl4life]

Cute story. I just wonder how Morris could live life with such a controlling shrill of a wife?! I doubt Mavis was a shiksa.

Also, for whoever didn't understand why she said cube instead of stick for butter, well butter is cube shape therefor her phrasing is accurate and makes perfect sense. True we say stick of butter here in the states but basic geometry will tell you differently.

[hugolabs]

'This stuff is so light, it's practically good for you' :D

Brilliant!!

[jctrock]

haha ice cream.

[newharmony85]

This women should do audio books. I'm so tierd of the same annoying chick that seems to do all of mine.

[magnustonsberg]

I thought this was a fantastic story and I hate butter. Is there anything you can't do??

[DancingQueen7272]

That was absolutely fantastic. I can't believe I actually spent 10 minutes watching that - but it was very well written and incredibly performed.

[XxBtsyxX]

AMERICAN! 

[BOULDERDP]

I went hard when you said buttery spread

[alisha61359]

Maurice: Honey how come u were hiding ice cream in the down stairs freezer behind the peas?

Mayvice: I thought you would never look behind the healthy stuff, why were you looking there?

Maurice: I was going to hide my butter there since we both never look there!!!

[helenna100]

your a good writer any other stories??

[Comedy1Channel]

Hungry

[THSurvivalGear]

@amiablewalker HAHAHA THAT WAS GREAT! So funny, and so true! It is a truly believable story!

[mostermaus]

Really nice, but did you say "carved a perfect pad of butter come the cube"??? I'm not sure where Maurice is from, but in my country, butter comes in a stick. thanks Amy~

[TIGAHRAWR]

@mostermaus Butter has always come in a cube shape but some people decided that it was too much effort to pick up a knife and spread the butter yourself so they made butter in a stick so it saves you what? like 1second of time that would have been wasted on picking up a knife..

[mostermaus]

@TIGAHRAWR I guess I should have Googled it before spoutin' off like that. However, after googling it, i'm left with three possible answers: 4 sticks, 1 stick, and 2 Tbs. Since the only one that makes sense is the last (since it's a cube shape), I'm going with that ;)

[linkfan160]

Wow. You make a normally boring story about butter manificent! You'd make a GREAT actress! :DDD

[Darkangel29687]

I love this XD XD XD

[GetDefraged]

Amazing! I loved it! Brilliant.

[Inidiom]

I think you can lie perfectly, or simulate.... uhm... things, and emotions.

[Ikesgurl123]

Gaaah I want toast now, or even better, toast with butter!!! xD

[Singingmyheartout3]

Question: When can a story about butter and toast give me chills? Answer: Only when it's told by Amy Walker.

[fatbox100]

Mavis is a bitch......Let Maurice eat BUTTER!

[nauman93]

Doesn't she look like the witch from Narnia?

[Sundanceturtle]

That was so simplistic yet such a adventure,I was so enthused with your choice of words!nothing better then a well told story done the right way!

[baratas]

i did not finish it

[ChipperFlip11]

"Is this in German?" HAHA, thats true. DO you know the German word for counter, it's SO long!!

[LilxMamii2]

ur so talented i love ur work. love miranda from newfoundland

[fryzooka]

Magnificent!

[miszreese]

I officially want some toast with butter.

[Lizzibabe42]

Having watched this vid, now I want some toast with butter. room-temperature butter that will lusciously melt over the warm toast.

[belami007]

Toast made Morris or Maurice or whatever he's called, happy.

Listening to You makes me happy :)

[Msbailleres]

I've never been so captivated by anything related to butter, lol. You are one hell of a storyteller :) Great story! Thank you!

[djnomark]

pants

[mklein1998]

ooooommmmmggggg that was soooo amazing!

[mdah26]

That was wonderful!!! I am captivated by your characterizations and you lovely voice =) I just want to see more!

[mdah26]

That was wonderful!!! I am captivated by your characterizations and you lovely voice =) I just want to see more

[thefruitleather]

your eyebrows grab attention.

[blackmath8]

I have never loved or wanted toast with butter so much.

[AprilxUkoto]

Some of your stuff is really weird and pointless but this was actually good.

[store275]

LEAVE AMY ALONE!!!!!

[watmiwuri]

Amy, if you read the ingredients list on Breyers you will switch the revelation to Haagen Dazs.

[noelnavarro]

You are ridiculously amazing!

[ThreeKhalilVideo]

i love u

[missliss253]

............ great, now im hungry

[beaubicknese]

Perfect

[lorraineistheeggman]

So you're American!

[bkksugarsyrup]

please not cut your hair i like this style

[iEatBrownieSs]

Love the story

[warmandsunnydays]

All right, I'll admit it. When I first started watching your videos I thought you were crazy, but the more I watched... the more I realized that you weren't crazy, but in fact brilliant.

Please keep making videos, you're incredibly talented.

[clownsscaremetoo]

WRITE MORE STORIES!

[LaurynNicoleB]

I can't believe I just sat through a whole story about butter and it's alternatives ...but yet I was still amused.

P.s. Now I want toast and butter.

[TheThumper49]

Can you imagine how her kids would turn out after a years of bedtime stories?

[himisslo]

now i want toast with butter.

[hinkatana]

I never taught I would be so interested in a story about a man and his love for butter. It was great I really want to hear more from you now

[mari2381]

You are amazing....seriously...you are amazing!

[kay4dee08]

morris wasnt the only one who was lost in the math of the whole opperation...

[CanyonTide]

That was fantastic!! :))

[chocolataholic]

amazing! just simply amazing!:)

[erniehead]

Seriously... whats with the tranny eyebrows?

[2223ams]

Wait, I just listened to a ten-minute story about toast? Really? Okay, she's good.

[TheEllieclarke]

are you american or english? :S

[clare5192]

@TheEllieclarke She's from Seattle.

[EdNortonisMineLol]

That was fantastic: only you could write an incredible story about butter!

[douglasesfriend]

i thought it was kinda silly at first but then you got into detail ... its great!

[jonasobsessed123]

I want you to read me to sleep.

[Aiden1504]

Wow! Cool story I can't believe I had the patience to listen to this for 10 minutes but it was so interesting and funny!

[noobsboobsX]

Ok, so toast and butter, didnt catch my attention, I admit that if given the script i would question myself on why that is relevant enough to be a story but when u read it and interpret it, it just gains life! It's like your king midas and everything u touch turns into gold! How do you do that? You're an excellent actress, a bit crazy =P just like an artist should be for he sees and experiences things differently than the mere spectator, only a true artist can make toast and butter a thriller!

[harvestmoonvalley]

OMG! can please read that in my english class!!!!!!!!!!!! i would be HONORED! XD

[lemon111tea]

Ma'am, I rarely comment on videos. But having randomly coming across your videos and watching a few of them. I have a few questions I would like to know: Do you ever look in a mirror? And if you do look in a mirror; does it make you uncomfortable when you look in a mirror? If you had a choice of a clean plate and a clean plate covered with honey which one would you use to place your dinner on? Have you ever worked on a project more than 30 hours straight before realizing you are tired?

[kayshaxxx]

i want toast!

[fashionbug312]

I thought this was going to bore me but wow. I couldn't stop listening. :D

[KirKir21]

Your voice is really addicting. Fantastic story.

[casparDalgaard]

14 seconds in and i gave up :S

I/we loved the accents..!! Make more of that

[megasin1]

oh wow. I couldn't help but get drawn in and fascinated

[computerboy0]

In the beginning I thought "Hmm this could be turned into an animated short" but I soon realized that you're a very good story teller. You could make audiobooks! Then again reading your own story is easier than someone else's, and this one wouldn't have been as good without the facial expressions.

[mcnubbz]

God I adore her (:

[RainbowMonkey43]

you should be a voice over or one of those poeple who read books on tape! i had toast and butter for breakfast =]

[RainbowMonkey43]

you should be a voice over or one of those poeple who read books on tape!

[francheska3405]

fantastic interpretation! loved it!

[Alex04041000]

loved it! Made me want toast and butter!

[MrCongate]

This story is so good I could have sworn it was from Roald Dahl if I didn't know it was from Amy.

[JessExtra]

I never knew I could be so intrigued by a story about toast with butter.

[XPURPLElemonadex]

I actually enjoyed that! At first, I wasn't going to watch it all, but just a quarter of the way through, I was hooked!

[Believer585]

That was, very random and very amazing.

Personally i like toast and peanut butter :)

Thats butter with peanuts! (no not really... ) XP

[checkmyhairandsocks]

Awesome, really great, just close my eyes and it brings me back to all those audiotapes from childhood, from those wonderful, humorous old books..

:'D

[EveryNameIsTaken1000]

I want to slap you in the face with a piece of buttered toast.

Seriously though. I really do. I don't know why. I think it is because you are so over the top and full of it that I just want to gouge out my own eyes. I have watched a few of your videos and I am so frustrated right now......GGOOODDDDD....I am going to go punch the concrete wall. Probably multiple times.

[danifreakadora]

@EveryNameIsTaken1000 that's a bit aggressive don't you think?

[rebukey]

I'm not sure why, but you reminded me of Anne of Green Gables as you read, or maybe it was the story. Either way I feel a marathon coming on. ;)

[kamango25]

That was an amazing and very entertaining story. It was the highlight of my whole day. thank you Now i really want some butter :p

[MiniMarshmallow777]

I am so hungry for butter now!

[folowthewhiterabbitX]

im down for some toast and butter right now...

[ultrakool]

fook b' ah. i wants me bovril, ya bloody wench

[BoomBoomCherrycherry]

Just a woman looking after her husband, and a husband just looking for old fashion butter. Such a cute story :)

[TheBoyfriendlover]

that was REALLY good!!! (y)

[TinkaPiestany]

AMAZING, Thank you so much Amy Walker!

[qwertywerthermanjens]

your teeth are as awesome as your vocal skills

[calibella3983]

WOW now I REALLY want toast with butter...thanks

[TheBoyfriendlover]

@calibella3983 well saiddd

[azbacnikorange]

That was great--never knew something as mundane as butter and toast could be so engrossing. Have you ever thought about writing a novel?

[KnightsofEmerald]

26 minutes for a toast to tan? lol, nonetheless, I cried at one point somehow....

[calipinai]

you made me wanna write short stories again haha. i like it. 

[CenterJustified]

This, this is amazing! Honestly, a true story! I live with my grandparents and they do this! It's awesome and I laugh every day at/with them when the others not looking and then your story, couldn't be more truer! I love toast and butter as well, according to my grandma I could live off the stuff! xD Sweet Amy Walker, you rock my socks off!!!

[ploothable]

Wow. This is the best short story I have ever heard or read. Even better than Taught Thoughts many times over. You are talent itself.

[calanais06]

Beautiful story! Good for you, Maurice! Nothing is better than real butter on toast! Makes me think of my favourite movie - Kate & Leopold and the advertising for the butter substitute Farmers bounty!

[AnifanBaby]

God, what a story teller you are! AMAZING :)

[Bdiddly1]

that fucking bitch mavis sounded just like my wife!a pure evil cunt!

[hippychick2332]

I hope you hit the big time! I have stayed up way to late watching all your clips! You are awe inspiring, and ridiculously talented! lol

[sydneyparra96]

thats gunna be my mom and dad in a couple of years hahah : D

[BoNgWaTeRdEmOn]

that was actually very well written!! i enjoyed it almost as much as my return home from iraq a month ago! thank you for writing that..

[JennyMathilde]

I want toast with butter now!

[iloveQnix]

this was cool.. so in love with you (not in a weird way )

[elphie1415]

okay, so before I listened to your story, i read the comments about how people were inches away from the monitor and thought to myself i wasnt' going to do that.....well..

your story was so entertaining, i did in fact find myself inches away from the monitor.

Thank you for your wonderful, amazing, cute story! It made my horrible day 10x better.

[ColumbiaTD]

I want some toast now! Toast with butter!

[lovahnotafightah]

I was so intrigued! Its funny how a simple story like this with your elocution and word choice are impeccable! I watched this twice because I loved it so much!

[IRINUK26]

you have amazing videos suitable for teaching purposes....would you mind if i use them in my class?

[KellyDaisy95]

Are you english or american?

[PureRebelM1ko]

moar. Moar. MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FM897]

They should have tried Earth Balance.

[DreamCatcher345]

I realised I've been listening to all of it! Who knew Toast with butter could be so interesting!

[spexile]

I have to be honest- I have no patience when it comes to stories spoken by word. As soon as you began, I had full intentions of scrolling up and typing something into the search bar. But, I stopped for a second and began to listen. I don't know why, but and did. I kept saying, "I'll stop in a minute", but I never did. Which is one hell of a big deal.

"You're spraying plastic on my toast, Mavis."

I do believe I have a newly found love for buttered toast.

[cozzie3640]

you're so amazing...you could read a grocery list and it could humble a mad man

[RocketRodder]

Bravo!!! Bravo!!! 

I love how you can tell stories. I can picture it in my mind. This, i show I wish to become as a storyteller one day. =D

[clickgal]

What a great story! I'm impressed. Good show!

[movielover18]

OMGSH! You had me so engrossed in that story that you made ME want some "Toast with butter"! lolol Good show!

[eldaine]

holy GREEN EYES BATMAN!!!!!!! what is she talking about? it's like gravity...

[blackConverse100]

I would like some toast now. Only problem is, I have none. I am now in desperate need for butter and toast and this is exactly what I do not have. On the bright side, it was a wonderful story. I just don't have any toast.

[FreeWalkR]

you would make a great teacher.. consider it ?