UHF, gun control

[LRO1986]

this is what years of drinking booze and chewing will do to you.

[byronmblack]

ahahhaa fuckin BOSS

[kbs1212]

Oh man, this scene kills me. I can't handle it.

[GlennRoxWyo]

couldn't agree more

[PunchSydeironReviews]

According to the UHF commentary, they casted that guy simply because he could make that face.

[golfingking007]

Fucking love his cheeks.

[TENFUCK]

NO TOOFS!



[doinken]

leave it to the internet to turn a light comedic clip into a pointless, idiotic debate.

[sherpa285]

I really enjoy the surreality of people earnestly debating gun control on a clip of UHF!

[GangStalker]

I was killed by this man.

[Veilanof]

aaah do.

[axwell21]

His face gets me every freaking time

[junk11111111]

8 people are commies and the wimps couldn't press it

[tokorev747777]

Dale Gribble at 70 years old?

[masterermac]

Damn it I tought Popeye needed spinach to be strong not guns.

[PunchSydeiron]

If you don't have a gun and someone breaks into your house, how ya gonna shoot 'em? --Dale Gribble.

[randomgroup]

@PunchSydeiron What are you talking about? That's why God invented Crossbows and Katanas.

[PunchSydeiron]

@randomgroup I was just using a gun-themed quote.

[xGnRxLive]

@PunchSydeiron LOL.

[Scaramanga76]

So true. So what?

[Poodlehatter37]

Thats Fran Drescher.

[saturnvengeance]

People who want to ban guns are utter morons.

[savagegalt]

@saturnvengeance

surprisingly...these same folks

don't mind the government

having all the guns, military hardware and advanced tech

:P

Gov't ought to fear the people, then you have liberty

When People fear the government, you have tyranny.

[GeminiiProductions]

VON HELTON!

[bq552]

watching this when i was younger, i had no idea fran was the reporter! awesome.

[cochranexyz]

@bq552 She was also the hostess with the mostess.

[cheezomlet]

Guns=Freedom ... ask a commie

[UrSoMeanBoss]

he's killed 8 people

[AngeloNiklis]

@UrSoMeanBoss

Um... I'm not sure it's possible for people he's kil... forget it.

[Incognito1986]

Ahh.. Just love that gun click. Clean, sharp, and clear.

[thesenamesaretaken]

"Special Bulletin"

Ah I lost it there.

[Sepir29]

The women plays Nanny Fine...kewl....

[BCcreativeInnovation]

"Guns don't kill people, I do" lol!...I think I've seen a bumper sticker one time that said that...

[NukerNoah]

0:15 I'll say that's a very "special bullet-in" your fancy TV camera.

[lovefightplay]

final frame is hilarious.

[EcakCake2]

That guy looks like popeye

[jonnyveliky]

***INTERNET MEME'D!!!***

[freakofevolution]

Gun control is for wimps and Commies!

Love his bitter beer face!

[siomig]

hahaha You can tell Fran Drescher is trying her hardest not to laugh. I don't think I could have pulled it off.

[MightySaturn5]

@siomig lol, I thought the same thing

[morbidsparrow]

So epic.

[schizlor]

This is the most underrated comedy movie of all time

[amjott]

Love it--bought the DVD @ BB co. when it was first released! A family favorite!! 

[4SCARECROWS]

So true. 

[miki1900]

guns dont kill people ah-ah

i kill people

with guns

pow

[cheesebuyer]

How the hell does he make that face?

[AvenueD417]

@cheesebuyer , he has no teeth

[Buckleofbelt]

@cheesebuyer no teeth

[playerf]

@cheesebuyer he has no upper teeth. that's why you see a lot of old people making that face

[LegendaryAsshole]

@cheesebuyer No teeth.

[TheChum12]

Gun controaohl ieas fur wyaimps n cahmiehs. Listen let's get one thing straight: guns don't kyell peaple *click*, Ahhydoo. *Chicken face*

[shinymarshtop2]

if u liked this watch I Kill People by jonlajoie

[giganixon]

According to the UHF dvd commentary, they only hired this actor because he could make the face at the end ;)

[MicahTheZombie]

;-[

[skinsrigs]

Bitter beer face!!!

[doc312]

aint that he guy from ernest goes to jail

[Skyntalor]

But wait a second, I thought guns were bad.

False, guns are good.

[TheSBWproductions]

Somebody forgot to put in their denters =P

[DragnSly]

guns don't kill people...Chuck Norris does.

[Professorben112]

Don't soil the good name of UHF by arguing about gun control.

Besides, the point of this video isn't gun control. It's 0:15.

[ZillaRocks]

@Professorben112 I forgot all about the argument when I saw him make the face. XD

[tapp247]

The police investigate after your dead but that's about it! Fact ever year more people are killed with clubs than guns. What did our ancestors do before guns? All hug each other & give the bad guys flowers! That's what you call a fairytale, fiction,etc!

[Huzzawful]

@tapp247 some of them did

[darkstar1360]

true but a gun helps

[GordyHollis]

YES.

Spartan, you just said everything I've always thought.

Too bad there's alot of stupid southerners watching this. They're giving you thumbs down for your comment.

[TheKnightwing1197]

Gun control is equal to fart control, no matter how much you restrain, evil will find a way. For example, some governments have the strictest gun control in the world, yet criminals still get guns. Say someone breaks into your home to kill you, whacha gonna do? 'Cause the killer is gona kill you anyway, might as well have a gun and take him down with ya. if you think the cops will help, then your wrong, you spend 3 hours on the phone just trying to talk to them. By that time your dead.

[PKFlashBeta]

agreed

[dchris1990]

@TheKnightwing1197 look dude, your logic that people kill people is right at first glance, but nations with stringent gun laws and the ability to enforce them (ie i'm talking more about UK then Nicaragua) have much lower homicide rates then they did before they outlawed guns.

[TheKnightwing1197]

@dchris1990 Gun law's are good, they do help in some countries, places, etc. Unfortunately, in some places gun laws only increase homicide for the reason as I pointed out in my original post. This is due to different mindsets people have. Lets say country A's citizens like to enjoy life and are happy with what they have and content with their lives. Gun laws in Country A will most likely work because of how the nations citizens are satisfied with their life and have all their needs provided for.

[TheKnightwing1197]

@TheKnightwing1197 Most Country B's citizens on the other hand are not satisfied with what they have for a certain reason and they are envious of others. They do not know how to treat others and their property and don't posses self control. Therefore gun laws in Country B will only make things worse by taking away the guns from people who want to defend themselves.

In my original post I admit I was a little blunt, I hope this can clearify what I meant.

[czarnykocoor]

@TheKnightwing1197 Hi, a little flawed argument I would say. Gun control means limitied access to both legal and illegal firearms, whilst keeping them for use of authorized security personnel. In countries with gun control If you are confronted by an petty criminal, most likely he will be unarmed. Less guns means also less shooting accidents (ppl are more eager to call police rather than pulling a gun) and less aggresive police force - whole Europe works that way and believe me it's safe here ;)

[TheKnightwing1197]

@czarnykocoor Well in Europe it does work because over there it's a little more relaxed than here in America. Over here there are states and region's (Texas for example) who's citizens want to keep their guns. It's part of the rebelious spirit that many Americans have. It's our love for Independence, to be able to not rely on government for our basic needs. Over here hunting is a pass time in many states. I myself have a longbow with custom 70 inch aluminum arrows. Like I said before, it depends

[czarnykocoor]

@TheKnightwing1197 I agree. Well' there is this major cultural difference, the rugged individualism. Correct me if  I'm wrong but as far as I remember, gun ownership is enshrined in US constitution. I guess it weights heavily on the dicussion about gun control (it's a citizens' right to keep one after all).

[TheKnightwing1197]

@czarnykocoor It is in our constitution, you are correct. The gun restrictions here in the US are basically the requirements for a firearms license that vary by state and region.

[TheKnightwing1197]

on the region. From what I understand, in Europe, people rely on government for protection. That's different here in America. Most of us Americans who actually understand our history (we got some who think this is Europe) like to keep our freedoms. Freedom of speech, freedom of worship, freedom of commerce, freedom of thought, and freedom to bear arms. If a person is holding up my family, I want to be able to take that guy out. I know that by the time I call the cops, I would have

[TheKnightwing1197]

been robbed/killed already. We like being able to defend ourselves. 

[megamarsvin]

@TheKnightwing1197 You're right, having my jackass neighbors and all the other idiots in my city running around with loaded weaponry on them makes me feel much safer.

[LeElHa]

@TheKnightwing1197 Sad but true - a pizza can get to you faster than a cop.

[Spartan69139]

don't you know? gun control works! just look at the nil crime in England! Where you can't legally defend yourself or property. Where handguns and most guns are banned or regulated, including air guns.

I mean--one could only wonder why they JUST began to give their police officers handguns by default a few years back. Or why they have SWAT level organizations.

Guns are for criminals or evil, white male bigots who cling to their bibles.

[arcticf0x8]

@Spartan69139

The average police response time is 8 minutes.

Have fun.

[Spartan69139]

wow. you really can't tell satire apart from someone being serious.

[arcticf0x8]

@Spartan69139

What? I have a completely valid argument. You were attacking gun control in an ad hominem matter while I was bringing factual data into a conversation.

You didn't bring any facts to the debate and I brought one more than you did. You can say I'm retarded, stupid, and old fashioned but back it up with some facts, first.

[Spartan69139]

oops, sorry. completely misunderstood your intentions. sorry. I just assumed you were the only who downvoted my first comment.

[superlame64]

@arcticf0x8 Doesn't that mean sometimes it's faster than 8mins sometimes slower? try your luck!

[bttfnut89]

The sequel could be called VHF or Public Access

[omgwtfwhoami]

"Straight to DVD"

[JohnFromSpace]

When Im old I hope I can make a face like that

[cheesebuyer]

"Gun Control is for wimps and commies."

[megamarsvin]

I'd say no to banning of private gun ownership but I would love to see stricter controls. For example, there's no good reason for anyone to privately own assault weaponry and plenty of good reasons to restrict it.

[galoon]

@megamarsvin Problem is, many more people are murdered in the US by cheap handguns, knives, and baseball bats than by assault rifles--and the strict controls we already have in place on those have nothing to do with this--drug dealers and other criminals don't typically get assault rifles or any of their other weapons through legal means. I think a useful approach might involve banning pawn shops from buying or selling guns--when someone steals a weapon, that's where he'll try to sell it.

[megamarsvin]

@galoon Simple argument against that is, ok but you can't walk into a classroom with a knife and kill 30 people in under 30 seconds. With a knife you have a fighting chance, with an AR not so much. As for legal means, that's true but it's currently VERY easy to walk into a gunshow and walk out with a weapon, even if you're listed as "dangerous."

But you have a point, violent crime is out of control in the US. It's kind of the "dog eat dog" mentality that's been growing since the 80s I think.

[galoon]

@megamarsvin I agree with you completely on the classroom scenario--and you're right--ANYONE can purchase firearms at a gunshow (not automatic ones, though).

We do have a big problem with violent crime these days. I was in high school in the '80s, and someone bringing a switchblade to school was big news! Our Civil War re-enactment group did educational programs at middle schools 15 years ago, and no one minded our muskets at all. Today? Out of the question! But it's easy to understand why.

[n8tureboy]

@galoon

Typical "liberal" talking points. It's got nothing at all to do with "gun shows" . It has more to do with culture and social mores and responsibility. Where I live, there is a strong and pervasive culture of gun ownership and violent crime is low here. So, in essence I'm not of the opinion that gun ownership and gun-shows are to blame for violent crime. Actually, just the opposite is true. More guns= less violent crime!

How come you people never blame TV,video violence for anything?

[galoon]

@n8tureboy Whoa....wait a minute; don't jump to conclusions. I'm definitely no liberal, and I own 5 guns myself. All I was saying was that I understand why those people feel that way. Gun control is a terrible mistake---criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed.. I never said that gun shows & ownership are to blame for violent crime. I don't think TV and video games are either. I'm pretty sure Jack the Ripper never played Grand Theft Auto. Upbringing, however, IS to blame.

[n8tureboy]

@galoon

Hey Galoon. Sorry! After I wrote that I thought to myself maybe he'll think that's directed at him.

Sorry, the way I phrased that was meant to be 'in general' and not specific towards you. I wasn't calling you liberal, but it does seem that way in my comment. I was trying to just make general commentary related to that naive mindset. I agree about upbringing-spot on!

Forgive my lack of clarity. You do have to admit though that the media plays a BIG part in shaping behavior?

[galoon]

@n8tureboy Hi n8tureboy--no problem! And I definitely agree with you about the media--it's anything but objective and does plenty to try to influence our behavior. I'm sure you also notice how selective the press is about the info and statistics it decides to publish.

[n8tureboy]

@galoon

Oh yea! You're preaching to the choir now! I could go on for day's about this subject. I've been interested in mass-marketing and psychological manipulation for going on two decades now. It's a lot more sophisticated than most people realize. With the use of Neural-Linguistic programming, and subliminal thought alteration; it's way more than just the power of persuasion, I'm afraid?

Propaganda is a way of life for Madison Ave. AND the government, and Hollywood.

[Junglist1974]

@galoon 'Gun control is a terrible mistake' you Americans are so stupid. We have strict gun control in the UK. in 2002 our homicide rate per 100.000 by gun was 0.15% America the year before was 3.98 - how can gun control be a terrible mistake? Watch the news, not a month goes by without another pissed off American kid going into a busy area and blasting his way through whoever - how can you defend the gun laws in the US - they are crazy.

[greentltbronco]

@Junglist1974

Kinda hard to control guns if they are bought illegally, don't you think? What about little Johnny shooting up the school? If he hates it that much, couldn't he bring a knife to school and start randomly shanking people?

Guess us "stupid americans" should toss all are firearms in the ocean, while we are at, get rid of the knifes. How about cars, it'll keep drunks from running people over..

[BlueWhaleC]

@Junglist1974 It's not the laws that are crazy, it's the people: it's not *because* of the laws that the kid you mentioned does that. Plus. the laws affect only the people who obey them; that means if someone might break the law about shooting others, there's a good chance that person will not follow the laws about obtaining a gun.

[savagegalt]

@BlueWhaleC

say what??!!

criminal won't obey gun restriction laws??!!

;)

[1hotfred]

@Junglist1974 So what was the homicide rate as a whole? For both US and Britain?

[EuphrasieF]

@Junglist1974

If you will notice, most of these shooting incidents take place in areas where guns are strictly restricted. Most schools and universities, for example, ban guns from the site.

[7677876]

... with guns

[Warfare316]

And always remember these words of wisdom, "A sucking chest wound is Gods way of saying, "Slow Down".

[zao0103]

love the bitter beer face!

[PJSkins26]

If this movie was done in todays modern times. That guy would more than likely say: "Gun Control is for wimps, hippies, and corurpted neo-liberals" .

[IpkisStanley]

getting stabbed in the heart doesn't kill you, a lack of blood to the brain does.

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

Getting your head cut off doesn't kill you, having no brain attached to your body and no blood flowing to your brain does

[bttfnut89]

thats right, guns dont kill people, death kills people.

[TheAzureNightmare]

A Weapon(Be it a Gun, Knife, Bow, or Bomb...) is like a Tool. It can be used to build, as well as destroy. It's all a matter of the wielder.

[mitjakaramatsov]

Let's put a bullet in your leg and leave it there and see how long you'll live... And I'd like to see a kid kill dozens of his classmates in a matter of minutes with a switchblade...

[wyssmaster]

I think kids all over America might be offended that you are selling them short! A teenager of moderately athletic build and a rudimentary knowledge of main arteries would have no problem killing quite a few of his classmates in a matter of minutes!

[megamarsvin]

That sounds like a challenge!

[tempemonkey2323]

All joking aside.... Whenever a NRA nut case does the, "guns dont kill people, people do".....

Just say great!!! I agree, but a little differently.....

"Nuclear warheads dont kill people, people do"

What better way to overthrow a dictatorship government than with nuclear weapons....

Then they start to see the fallicious reasoning in that dumbass argument...

Just another example of conservatives being brainwashed by corporations... The CEO of Winchester thanks them alot..

[panterastang]

waaah waaah you fail.

[tempemonkey2323]

Wow, what a great and valid way to make an argument..... Just make crying noises and say they fail.... Did you manage to graduate high school with that intellect of yours?

[Spartan69139]

LOL at you going on about a valid argument when you talk of "NRA nutcases". snide sarcasm and elementary insults.

[panterastang]

maybe you are brainwashed sir. I am not a conservative, yet I believe strongly in the right to own guns. btw a drunk monkey could get through a school in the U.S. at the moment.

[CyberYeoo]

ahaa no, man you failed at a joke there

[LightcycleChampion]

Gun control is for wimps and commies.

[darcwave]

i love how his face squishes at the end XD

[n3cr0fil3]

@darcwave It looks like the "bitter beer face" from those old beer commercials (not even sure what brand they were).

[kvn8907]

@darcwave :}

[debrajl529]

Amen to that bro!

[AvenueD417]

Toothless Aggression

[TheAmazingChicken27]

guns don't kill people, looking at britney spears kills people.

[boomergetaddicted]

guns don't kill people, the bullets do. ;)

[bob123789456]

well if we're gonna get technical then it's the massive kinetic energy from the bullet that kills people. but hey, ur dead anyway, so who cares?

[TheAzureNightmare]

Bullets don't kill people, Shot Placement does! You could put a THOUSAND bullets in a man, and he won't die!... Just one shot 'tween the eyes, and there's nuthin' else that can be said, then that man is dead, with a slug in his head.

[chocolate4949]

reminds me of elmer fud

[akcg3]

guns dont kill people. chuck norris does.

[mogwai142]

Good lookin' fella.

[ucg102]

guns dont kill people...gaping holes through their vital organs does

[ThePopcornFairy]

The only reason they hired him is because he could make that face! LOL

[Defleshuary]

Wouldn't you? Dude rules.

[mickeynotmouse]

YES

*High fives you for watching the commentary*

[dmuth]

Guns are harmless.

It's the whacko holding the gun that you should be afraid of!

[hiverhythm]

@dmuth Except I wouldn't be afraid of no wacko if he didn't have a gun.

[majordbag2]

@dmuth Especially if that whacko IS ME!!!!!!

[bowser724]

jon lajoie stole this joke

[starcalibre]

dude I am pretty sure the phrase "guns dont kill people, I do" has been around since well before this movie too

[Fl4m30f3d3n]

this movie was in the 80's and was the biggest SATIRE of the time. it mocked any good movie out there

[gregorymwishart]

forgot to put his dentures in

[zaces083]

My hero

[bleebleBABBLE91]

lets just get one thing strait, gun control is for wimps and commies.

[michaelmyers204]

guns dont kill people, unless they are thrown really hard, or you hit someon ereally hard with it...bullets kill people

[DolittleMccoy]

I havent seen this movie in Years,,

This was always my favorite part in the movie,, lol.

[HunterElite5004]

looks like pop eye the sailor man

[Goldsac]

that face he makes at the end is priceless. I mean...how?

[spencnaz]

no teeth.

[wavolax]

ya missing teeth. he looks like a bird haha

[kohm100]

Guns dont kill people

Bullets do!

[Deathnikro]

bullets don't kill people

external bleeding does

[bubs848]

external bleeding doesnt kill people

...

nevermind.

[mikethetiger]

External bleeding doesn't kill people.. death does. It's a medical fact.

Logic taken from GTA III caller in to Lazlo's show.

[musichead182]

Does Anyone Know Where I Can Watch This Full Movie

[blaknites]

what do you mean by watch it? rent, buy, free...such as streaming video or torrents?

[ISawUOnEbay]

chuck norris would bet the living crap out of Bruce Lee Chuck Norris All he has to do is round house kick lol

[madmistriss]

shut up about chuck noris and bruce lee a min and tell me wheir a can buy this film!

[Dokupenda]

The store

[NatalieDiego]

dude get it for 7 bucks at walmart, its called UHF, the bestest movie ever!!

[madmistriss]

lol we dont have walmart in england,we have asda instead and they never herd of the film,noooooo

[meguy1357]

jelious of the norris

[MoonlitMelody5]

yea bruce lee makes chuck norris look like a little bitch

[xxhinatakunxx]

and chuck norris was also bruce lee's student

[ISawUOnEbay]

chuck norris would kill bruce lee lol

[crammage]

YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

[koben420]

yeah i seem to recall bruce lee beating chuck norris like a brown belt bitch.

[systolediastole2]

I love it.

[toad687]

i love UHF. this part is one of my favorites.

[mediumhead641]

someone put the whole move on

[dialgamanboy]

who

[dantasyland]

So true

[fleskfan100]

wrong.....chuck norris kills people.