Thanks Frawgibbitster!! I will treasure this vindaloo and pint of Guinness for all eternity, or until they go off, whichever happens first... I'm glad you're a Dwarfian Warrior like myself. We must to arms! To arms! I don't know why we "To arms"ing, but it just seemed like a good idea.. Aha. Thanks!!! Dan =:D
I think you should enjoy the vindaloo and pint of Guinness. That way it will become part of you and will exist within you for all eternity! That is unless that unmentionable thing happens when vindaloo and Guinness are combined...oh the horror.
Thank you, I will consume your gifts, being careful not to combine them and create the thing of which we will not speak =:S There's never been any conclusive proof that Dan is Abasudika, but the Fortean Times did a feature on him once because he ate a radioactive isotope and glowed green for three weeks. Wait, I am him! Why have I gone into the 3rd person?! It's all this time with a split personality... Cheers Fribberitterogsterfrogalogger!! =:Danasudika
It's true... I didn't really survive... But luckily I had five clones ready to take my place (another perk of working for 'Clones R Us'!), so no one ever knew of my untimely demise. I do however use me as a nightlight sometimes because the green glow is very relaxing. The kids love it (I don't have any kids, which is probably best given the radioactivity we're discussing here...)! Abaslothaglowerudika =:Dan
Nope... Doh! Ah well, the guy who did win it did a better video (it was funnier, more special-effecty and just better!), so I don't feel too bad about it.. And I'm not putting myself down in any way... though I am completely useless and silly.. What a world, what a world!! Noooooo!! =:O
Aaaah! It IS INDEED cold outside. The heartless swine!
You ARE NOT useless & silly. It's very good that you feel it was a fair win. At least you took part so no regrets! Onward and UPWARD! Hugs back Ida :-D
Thanks Ida, you are indeed a lovely lovely lovely lovely [insert lovely 200 times] lady =;) I'm glad I went for the competition. It usually takes me like 4 hours to make a double-Dan video, so I'm proud of my half-hour before the deadline video!! With more time I would have come up with something with a little more... moreness, but, like you say, there's no looking back =:) Thanks for the support Ida. You rock my socks!! Dan =:D
Hi arvensis Deb!! I guess it just wasn't my time... Well, there's always the next Red Dwarf competition in the year 2018 to look forward to.. I'm sure I can get on the short list then!! Yeeeey!! Thanks for your support m'lady. Dan =:D
Hiya Karlarina! There's not really a voting system other than the number of times it's favouritized... I've felt a bit uncomfortable asking such a thing though, because it's like using friendship to get something... I dunno.. Anyways, I hope you and Bill-meister are well and happy! I had some fun filming yesterday, playing Evil Matrix Neo in a Die Hard spoof. It was a great to do something different. Speak soon m'deary. Dan =:D
Doh! I totally need to get a dipictionoory to learn how to spell words proorperlly.. Thanks for pointing out my blatent error. I'm just off to beat myself to death with a thesaurus... =:S
Thank you kindly oracleentertainment! It really is under-appreciated for sure. There are so many good ideas in that one episode, including Lister eating a tarantula when remote controlled and the camped-up version of Rimmer! The very concept of meeting your ultra-good and ultra-bad selves is totally brilliant. The writers knew exactly what they were doing for sure. Cheers my friend. Dan =:D
I'll do my best Cindy... I gotta stop beatin' myself up over things... =:S I'll do a nice video with me giving myself a bunch of flowers or something!! Thanks for defending me from myself!! Dan =:D
You're right, it'd be looovely!! Unless the flowers were laced with arsnik or bromine or something... Hmm... There's always a twist!! No!! I'll aim to do one where both Dans are tied up, so they can't hurt each other!! That's the only way... =:)
Once upon a time, a great Dan said to his clone people, "What do you need to make your lives better?" They replied, "More clones!" This wasn't the answer the great Dan was hoping for... =:S
Funny.:) Although (gasp!), I've never seen Red Dwarf.:) You know, I'm always going to want to talk techniques with you--like, did you green screen yourself into the foreground, or just use split screen and roto-matte the intersecting parts?;) In any case, good stuff.:D
max...red dwarf is about this little person who wears a red raincoat and goes about slashing people with a large serving knife....and it all happens in space...
Hi Andy, I'd recommend Red Dwarf for sure! Watch it! Watch it now!! I never use green screen, it's always manual animation with masks. Roto-matte works too. My rule is: if it looks right it is right! That, and I get my twin to help me... lol =:D
i think somminks going on Dan you've developed this perpensity for violence.. are you sure this is not Lock, stock & two smokin barrels.. you could be concussed from the beating you gave yourself by yourself in the 'not featured' vid..
but I agree the angelic duplicate he needed to go.. you know what I mean like. I will tick the heart.
Hi AOCoCo, I think you're right.. My violent streak is accelerating.. Where will it stop? Bazookas? Tanks? The Big Red Atomic Button?!! All these questions will be answered in 'Killing Clouds: Exploring the dreams of Dan III'... Thank you for your concern, your heart-tickin' and your fantasticness in all aspects of various perpensities to things!! Dan =:D
Yes, I must confess, it's true. I've been sooo worried about Max & Plague. Have they made it back from their little jaunt to those haunted places, or have they been sucked into the telly like Carol Anne in POLTERGEIST?
Plague was most impressed with your film, especially the delivery of the dialogue and characterisation. Max on the other hand, liked the bop on the head best, and also your hat.
Hi Pod! Hehe, I'm glad Max and Plague enjoyed it for different reasons =:) I do love my Fedora; makes me feel all Indiana Jones-ified! Many thanks and fluffy, yet violent, regards. Dan =:D Btw, I'm developing a Max fetish...
Hi Steve, how's my favourite Cat?? I'm glad you liked it enough to favouritize it without suggestion =:) I'm not even in the contest for some reason coz my vid's not been accepted as a response... Doh! I'm sure I didn't infringe any copyrights or anything... Well, nevermind. There's always next time.. Speak soon budd. Dan =:D
well I hope it does get accepted, hopefully 'if' you were too late they might bend the rules for a vid as good as this.
and all is well with me, I may well be in touch soon, I need some intro music for an upcoming Christmas special, any idea who might be able to help me out? ;)
Steve, I don't know how you did it but they've accepted my entry!! (Or perhaps it was just your positive thinking that made it happen!)
I think I might know a guy called Dan who might be able to help you out with that tune.. I'll ask him! Seriously, just give me an outline like before and I'll what I can do!! Cheers budd. Dan =:D
'triplicate' lmao XD the bit with you gagged up on the bed was sort of bondage tho :S LOL! hillarious vid as usual told ya ur gold when it comes to humour
Yo Curtis! Bondage? How very dare you suggest such a thing! It was S&M, that's all... How does your mind work?! Sorry, I'm sounding like your clone-mother now.. "Shut up and drive, drive, drive..." Laters man. Dan =:D
The three faces of Dan. One wears a smile, one wields a bat, and one is at the end of his rope. Which one do I cheer for? I wish I could give 15 stars, but I'm limited to 5. Winner takes all.
Hey Mark, thanks for the thought of the 15 stars! It's the thought that counts for sure =:) I'm the Dan at the end of his rope... The other two have resolved their differences now and 'bad Dan' is learning how to play the lute from 'angelic Dan'. Wait, bad Dan's getting a little frustrated and bored.. He's taking the lute and... Eeesh.. Poor angelic Dan.. Will the madness never cease?! Cheers budd. Dan =:D
Hi Dawn, it's true.. I've been away for a while. But I bit through the knots and I'm free!! Yey! Thanks for your great fivin' and favin' etcetera! Veeeery kind of you! Dan =:D
Hi Becca, I'm glad you like the two versions. Although there were THREE! Then again, I was the one tied up on the bed and didn't feature very much, so maybe I should be left out... lol =:) We all thank you kindly for your loveliness and your great comment! Dans =:D
Hi dhaffner budd!! Thanks for the fivin', the favin' and the awesome comment! You know how to make a guy feel special. My teachers always told me I was 'special'... =:D
Hi IXGertXII (Gert's clone?), I'm angelic of course! Or a bad boy at times.. Well, I'm just me I guess; a bit loopy and nice enough... The Dan army thanks you!! Dan =:D
Hi Deblyn, thanks for the smoothies!! Oops, it was smoochies wasn't it?! Smoothies are tasty and nutritious, and smoochies are just tasty! Anyways, I'm glad you liked watchin'. I'm still astounded that people actually get my humour on here.. I'm so wacky and weird!! Many kindnesseses. Dan =:D
Hi KurtGnu Rob! Masterpiece? Wow! Thanks for saying that. My mum will be proud of me (when she stops telling me off for being a lay-about...). Laters man. Dan =:D
Hey Parkour Chris, thanks man! Insanity is just a state of mind... as are all other 'ity's.. I've lost my train of thought here, but thank you!! Dan =:D
Hi Moomay, thank you kindly my dear! I use After Effects to create these effects. It lets you do masking, which is a great way to make it look real. It can be as simple or complex as I like... So complex is always better!! Hugs to you! Dan =:D
Hi Sugartalker!! I'll do my best to stop my mad beatin' on myself... It's so hard though because the clone always starts it!! It's his fault! Thank man. Dan =:D
Hi Amy, sorry for the lengthy non-respondation.. I think I already mentioned that my computer hates me... =:S Well, thank you for your support in my competition endeavours (though I'm not entered in the thing!! Ah!). Always appreciationalised for sure! Your Amygo always. Dan =;D
Hey Alex, yes!! You should start watching Red Dwarf!! There a bit of a backlog of 9 series to get through, but you'll manage I'm sure.. Just give yourself a spare three weeks of viewing and you'll get 'em watched!! Yey!
More Dans?? You've already got your sights on Dan II.. How many more can you handle?! *DAN II BECKONS ALEX FROM THE CUPBOARD* "There's plenty of room for two!" =:P
Hi Martha, thank you so much. I may not win the competition (having not been entered properly for some reason) but your kind commentin' is always appreciated! Cheeeers m'dear! Dan =:D
Favouritised! My sister (who lives a two hour plane flight away.. one of them anyway).. she's into Red Dwarf, so I'll send her this video and get her to watch & f-tise it too. She doesn't have a computer but visits an internet cafe once a week! An original and clever submission! What kind of chips were they, btw?
yet another unfortunate you tube hijack by your angel-conking evil anti-Dan... only this time in a diabolical attempt to undercut your chance of winning fame and riches beyond measure!!! IS THERE NO JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!???
Hi DK, there's always an evil twin tryin' it on isn't there..!!! Every time I leave the house, I come home and there's another one.. I can't keep track of them all! Well, my clone managed to do something because my entry isn't listed as an entry!! Nooo!! That will certainly make it harder to win... *RUBS CHIN* Thanks for your comment man. Much appreciated budd. Dan =:D
Hi Virgil, thanks for your confidence man! I think I was a little late entering the competition though, so no prize for me... Doh! Or should I say.. Smeg!! =:D
Hi Chris, that'd be awesome! I'm always up for a little collaborationalism when I have the time. Stay in touch dude. I must check out your recent videos!! Bare with me.. Laters man. Dan =:D
Hey chuckadile, thank you muchly. I'd recommend revisiting a few episodes man! I've got so many favourite episodes, it was hard to pick just one!! Cheer budd. Dan =:D
Hey Brenbren!! Thank you muchly m'dear. How r ya?! Remind me to send you some hugs. I've been a little lax on them recently. *HUGS* There are some to be going on with anyway. Dandan =:D
Hi Mrs A, thank you kindly my dear =;) I probably won't be winning because I entered at the last minute and they haven't accepted the video response.. Doh! Well, I guess I should enter with time to spare another time. Nevermind. Muchas gracias!! Dan =:D
LoL! That was COOLIO-AWESOMENESS! How come some people donno what Red Dwarf is? I know ALL of them: Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Red, DumbA**.. M**ther f*** sh** p** of ***p for brains Q**#*27, Grumpy, and Doc! muHahHah!!
FIVE STARRS and FAVEDED! (Not just because you asked eeeeither! So HA!)
Hey Tomster!! I think the dwarf with the long name probably got teased in school come registration... Thank you kindly for fivin' and favin' =:) It doesn't look like my entry has been posted as a response in the competition though, so it looks like I'll never win those glasses.. *HAND ON FOREHEAD* Woe is me.. =:(
Hi John, thank you muchly my friend. It was fun to line myself up in the right place to imagine being hit! And there was a pair of pliers on the bed, so I kinda landed on those... Ouch.. Cheers budd. Dan =:D
well Good luck with this Dan, I hope you win it...only cos I cant decide which one to go for...and the fact that I am not very good with modern technology! :¬D
Thank you kindly Samantha. The other entries are great too, so I know what you mean! My video hasn't actually been accepted by the channel yet, so I may not be in with a chance anyway... At least I had fun making the video, which is the important thing! Hugs! Dan =:D
Hey Angie, you don't know Red Dwarf?!! I must educate you in the ways of English Cult Sci-Fi!! I'm glad your socks are rocked. It's always a good thing I think. Mucho fantastness to you my dear. Dan =:D
I love it! oh thats made me laugh, I loved Red Dwarf, i have several epis on video. Dan, have you found yourself an agent yet? The more i see you do acting roles the more I'm impressed with your range of character play. I'm trying to think of anyone that i know that might be able to help you... hummm
Hiya buffbeauty (I know who you are!!), you really think my acting is good? Thank you so much. I'm really getting into it actually. Let me know if there someone who you can point me to. I'm always open to suggestions and help! I'm flat broke right now, so any avenues would be great!! It's good to hear from you btw; I hope all is going well with the pub. I must check my myspace messages.. I hope I haven't missed anything there... Speak soon. Dan =:D
He has no shame... It's true... I'm still tied up actually, but I have a secretary to type for me now so he's writing this (yes, I have a male secretary, another clone of course!) =:D
Hi Deb, thank you kindly for the Favouritization. I was gonna put a message on the video to say that it's the number of times it's favourited that they look for, but I hate asking people to do that!! Well, hopefully I'll be in with a chance anyway. Thanks my dear. You're such a lovely lovely laaady!! Dan =:D
Were you unfortunate enough to witness the atrocity that went by the name of 'Hyperdrive' on BBC2? It was like a decaffeinated Red Dwarf - lacking the humour, originality, intelligence, inventiveness, acting, etc... It was appalling.
Hi Steve, yep, I saw a couple of episodes.. Wasn't hugely into it. It's a shame because I love a few of the actors who were in it, but I just didn't find it hugely funny. It's so hard to get anywhere near Red Dwarf when it was at it's peak. I remember being one of the cult fans, thinking that there were only a few dedicated people watching! I should have known that the word would spread like wild fire!! Now it's huge!! =:D
Hi soundzine, thank you kindly. I'm glad you enjoyed it! I should get a tattoo on the back of my head saying "Out of my mind; back in five minutes.." Hehe, cheers muchly. Dan =:D
Ok, my critique: script, cinematography and effects go beyond awesome to another plane of magnificence. Acting? Mate, Brando is John Wayne next to you. Humour? multiple guffaws are still emanating from my facial orifice. I give it 5 stars and an animal stamp. I shall send to friends with relish and mustard.
Hi Sainter, my friend and fellow Red Dwarf Fan!! You honour me with your spangling critique and wonderful stars! I wonder how I'll do in the competition.. It's exciting to think that Kryten will be watching it!! I was really hard to choose to favourite episode, but favouritize I must.. 'Better Dead Than Smeg' is another great episode, so I nearly did that one. Anyways, thanks for sending out to your buddies. I know you have lots! Laters man. Dan =:D
Oh dear god you just made my day xD
Demons and Angels is my fav epi too XD
*pokes username*
This was great and so funny
HighLowCatothpie 1 year ago
lol Very good vid. Love the character.
TheCodeCave 3 years ago
yay for red dwarf! demons and angels my 2nd favourite episode, love it loads!
D665 3 years ago
You have good taste!! Red Dwarf in its hay day was pure genius and as funny as a penguin in a tutu!! =:D
Abasudika 3 years ago
was the penguin called flible? :P
D665 3 years ago
in it's hay day? it's still hilarious now, it's definately stood the test of time!
OnlyOneTyping 3 years ago
Red Dwarf Rawks..."no kind of atmosphere" he he.
Boy do I ever miss that show. Lister had me in stitches.
:: hands you a chicken vindaloo and a pint of Guinness.
Ribbitster. :)
ribbitribbitfrog 4 years ago
Thanks Frawgibbitster!! I will treasure this vindaloo and pint of Guinness for all eternity, or until they go off, whichever happens first... I'm glad you're a Dwarfian Warrior like myself. We must to arms! To arms! I don't know why we "To arms"ing, but it just seemed like a good idea.. Aha. Thanks!!! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
I think you should enjoy the vindaloo and pint of Guinness. That way it will become part of you and will exist within you for all eternity! That is unless that unmentionable thing happens when vindaloo and Guinness are combined...oh the horror.
Hmm...could Abasudika really be Dan?????
Luff Ribbifrawgylistahibbitster!
ribbitribbitfrog 4 years ago
Thank you, I will consume your gifts, being careful not to combine them and create the thing of which we will not speak =:S There's never been any conclusive proof that Dan is Abasudika, but the Fortean Times did a feature on him once because he ate a radioactive isotope and glowed green for three weeks. Wait, I am him! Why have I gone into the 3rd person?! It's all this time with a split personality... Cheers Fribberitterogsterfrogalogger!! =:Danasudika
Abasudika 4 years ago
Aurg! Radioactive isotope!
How on earth did you survive Danaglowiverdiudikatakatakadoo?
ribbitribbitfrog 4 years ago
It's true... I didn't really survive... But luckily I had five clones ready to take my place (another perk of working for 'Clones R Us'!), so no one ever knew of my untimely demise. I do however use me as a nightlight sometimes because the green glow is very relaxing. The kids love it (I don't have any kids, which is probably best given the radioactivity we're discussing here...)! Abaslothaglowerudika =:Dan
Abasudika 4 years ago
I HOPE YOU WON/WIN!
idasputem 4 years ago
Nope... Doh! Ah well, the guy who did win it did a better video (it was funnier, more special-effecty and just better!), so I don't feel too bad about it.. And I'm not putting myself down in any way... though I am completely useless and silly.. What a world, what a world!! Noooooo!! =:O
Thanks for hoping I'd won though =;) Hugs!! =:Dan
Abasudika 4 years ago
Aaaah! It IS INDEED cold outside. The heartless swine!
You ARE NOT useless & silly. It's very good that you feel it was a fair win. At least you took part so no regrets! Onward and UPWARD! Hugs back Ida :-D
idasputem 4 years ago
Thanks Ida, you are indeed a lovely lovely lovely lovely [insert lovely 200 times] lady =;) I'm glad I went for the competition. It usually takes me like 4 hours to make a double-Dan video, so I'm proud of my half-hour before the deadline video!! With more time I would have come up with something with a little more... moreness, but, like you say, there's no looking back =:) Thanks for the support Ida. You rock my socks!! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
What is this thing you call sex?
littlejinkz 4 years ago
Good question... I've always wondered that very same thing... =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
oooooh dan...I think you've pulled ;) I wonder if erica is aware of your alter ego tho ;)
littlejinkz 4 years ago
Hi Deb-tastic!! I've pulled?? What???! Who??!! I've pulled and I didn't know about it??!! Sweeeeet!! Hugs to you m'dear. Smoochies. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
you was robbed. bad luck my dear
arvensis68 4 years ago
Hi arvensis Deb!! I guess it just wasn't my time... Well, there's always the next Red Dwarf competition in the year 2018 to look forward to.. I'm sure I can get on the short list then!! Yeeeey!! Thanks for your support m'lady. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Is there a way for us to vote??? :-S
MrsAtomicUs5000 4 years ago
Hiya Karlarina! There's not really a voting system other than the number of times it's favouritized... I've felt a bit uncomfortable asking such a thing though, because it's like using friendship to get something... I dunno.. Anyways, I hope you and Bill-meister are well and happy! I had some fun filming yesterday, playing Evil Matrix Neo in a Die Hard spoof. It was a great to do something different. Speak soon m'deary. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Oh well... I did that days ago lol... :o)
MrsAtomicUs5000 4 years ago
Hehe, it's the thought that counts. If you want it to win, I'm sure it will! =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
we can vote by commenting
Jono1170 4 years ago
dan, dont worry...I sent this vid to everyone ages ago and told them to fave it or I'd set dan on them ;)
arvensis68 4 years ago
Wow, thank you muchly!! =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
funny wen u hit him in the head with the bat
Jono1170 4 years ago
Hi Jono!! Cheers budd. I quite enjoyed doin' the hitting, but not the bein' hit..!! Ouch.. I hope all is well with you. Laters. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
It's angelic, oh well.
RootenMcflooten 4 years ago
Doh! I totally need to get a dipictionoory to learn how to spell words proorperlly.. Thanks for pointing out my blatent error. I'm just off to beat myself to death with a thesaurus... =:S
Abasudika 4 years ago
hey Dan i just voted for you by favoriting the video anything to help out a fellow actor, you go Dan, much Bro.love -GILLY
hillbillygill99 4 years ago
Hey Gill, thank you kindly brother. You always know how to make a guy smile! Take care my fellow wonderful actor. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
nice roto work - plus this episode is really under-appreciated, so good choice!
oracleentertainment 4 years ago
Thank you kindly oracleentertainment! It really is under-appreciated for sure. There are so many good ideas in that one episode, including Lister eating a tarantula when remote controlled and the camped-up version of Rimmer! The very concept of meeting your ultra-good and ultra-bad selves is totally brilliant. The writers knew exactly what they were doing for sure. Cheers my friend. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
just gone thru all the other responses and I think you are 5th most fave'd :)
littlejinkz 4 years ago
Hi Deb, sweet! At least I'm not least most faved, if that makes sense... =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Dan, I DO wish you would be nicer to Dan ;O)
Tahllulah 4 years ago 2
I'll do my best Cindy... I gotta stop beatin' myself up over things... =:S I'll do a nice video with me giving myself a bunch of flowers or something!! Thanks for defending me from myself!! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Yes, now that would be very nice.... a kind demon
Tahllulah 4 years ago 2
You're right, it'd be looovely!! Unless the flowers were laced with arsnik or bromine or something... Hmm... There's always a twist!! No!! I'll aim to do one where both Dans are tied up, so they can't hurt each other!! That's the only way... =:)
Abasudika 4 years ago
Hmmmm....I don't think that's what I actually had in mind..
Can't you all just GET ALONG!? LOL! ;O)
Tahllulah 4 years ago 2
Hey, I'm the mediator! I'm always keeping them apart... I might get them all on valium to calm them down.. =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Brilliant! I knew you would solve it!
Tahllulah 4 years ago 2
Once upon a time, a great Dan said to his clone people, "What do you need to make your lives better?" They replied, "More clones!" This wasn't the answer the great Dan was hoping for... =:S
Abasudika 4 years ago
your the best Dan
hillbillygill99 4 years ago 2
Hugs to Gill!! =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
which Dan are you on about though? Dan, Dan or Dan..or the other Dans, I bet there are loads of them. His room must be really crowded
littlejinkz 4 years ago
lol
hillbillygill99 4 years ago
that hat is awesome! you like master of desaster
ScheissLeben 4 years ago
I love my hat too! A little master of disaster-isizing never hurt anyone! Cheers budd! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Haha awesome Dan, just had to watch it agian man, you are a true actor budd, 5* A.D. :))
4DRY4N 4 years ago
Cheers A.D.!! =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
I'm not sure what red dwarf or demons and angels is but you are a really good actor!! and you put your vids together so well!! very talented!
gemycat 4 years ago
Hey Angie, thank you muchly my dear. I'm so glad you enjoy what I'm do. It's just fun really, so I'm glad to share the insanity!! Speak soon. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Funny.:) Although (gasp!), I've never seen Red Dwarf.:) You know, I'm always going to want to talk techniques with you--like, did you green screen yourself into the foreground, or just use split screen and roto-matte the intersecting parts?;) In any case, good stuff.:D
maxruehl 4 years ago
max...red dwarf is about this little person who wears a red raincoat and goes about slashing people with a large serving knife....and it all happens in space...
podpictures 4 years ago
So it's basically DON'T LOOK NOW in space?:P
maxruehl 4 years ago
.........Oh damn.........well it's sort of like that, even though there's no small person or red raincoat.
podpictures 4 years ago
Hi Andy, I'd recommend Red Dwarf for sure! Watch it! Watch it now!! I never use green screen, it's always manual animation with masks. Roto-matte works too. My rule is: if it looks right it is right! That, and I get my twin to help me... lol =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
........ roto-matte the intersecting parts??? What? Who? Where?
podpictures 4 years ago
LOL =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
i think somminks going on Dan you've developed this perpensity for violence.. are you sure this is not Lock, stock & two smokin barrels.. you could be concussed from the beating you gave yourself by yourself in the 'not featured' vid..
but I agree the angelic duplicate he needed to go.. you know what I mean like. I will tick the heart.
AOCoCo 4 years ago
Hi AOCoCo, I think you're right.. My violent streak is accelerating.. Where will it stop? Bazookas? Tanks? The Big Red Atomic Button?!! All these questions will be answered in 'Killing Clouds: Exploring the dreams of Dan III'... Thank you for your concern, your heart-tickin' and your fantasticness in all aspects of various perpensities to things!! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
PS...we did fav it but it hasnt shown up yet....best of luck in the competition
podpictures 4 years ago
And thank you =:) Plague, I love you too!! I just mentioned the Max fetish because it's Truth Day today... *BLUSHES*
Abasudika 4 years ago
Abasudika, that's ok. maxruehl has precisely the same fetish, as I'm sure he will confess.
podpictures 4 years ago
So I am not alone?!! Excellent! I don't feel like I need to stay in the closet any longer... Max! I love you!! *HANDS MAX A HEART NECKLACE* =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Yes, I must confess, it's true. I've been sooo worried about Max & Plague. Have they made it back from their little jaunt to those haunted places, or have they been sucked into the telly like Carol Anne in POLTERGEIST?
maxruehl 4 years ago
Plague was most impressed with your film, especially the delivery of the dialogue and characterisation. Max on the other hand, liked the bop on the head best, and also your hat.
podpictures 4 years ago
Hi Pod! Hehe, I'm glad Max and Plague enjoyed it for different reasons =:) I do love my Fedora; makes me feel all Indiana Jones-ified! Many thanks and fluffy, yet violent, regards. Dan =:D Btw, I'm developing a Max fetish...
Abasudika 4 years ago
brilliant! favourited because it was great and for no other reason :)
21stCenturyCat 4 years ago
Hi Steve, how's my favourite Cat?? I'm glad you liked it enough to favouritize it without suggestion =:) I'm not even in the contest for some reason coz my vid's not been accepted as a response... Doh! I'm sure I didn't infringe any copyrights or anything... Well, nevermind. There's always next time.. Speak soon budd. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
well I hope it does get accepted, hopefully 'if' you were too late they might bend the rules for a vid as good as this.
and all is well with me, I may well be in touch soon, I need some intro music for an upcoming Christmas special, any idea who might be able to help me out? ;)
21stCenturyCat 4 years ago
Steve, I don't know how you did it but they've accepted my entry!! (Or perhaps it was just your positive thinking that made it happen!)
I think I might know a guy called Dan who might be able to help you out with that tune.. I'll ask him! Seriously, just give me an outline like before and I'll what I can do!! Cheers budd. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Hi Dans! I'm rooting for all three of ya's! Go Dans!
Tahllulah 4 years ago
Hi Cindy, thanks for the rootin'! I will be sure to use those when gardening!! Many thanks from the Dans. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
'triplicate' lmao XD the bit with you gagged up on the bed was sort of bondage tho :S LOL! hillarious vid as usual told ya ur gold when it comes to humour
pi55takemovies 4 years ago
Yo Curtis! Bondage? How very dare you suggest such a thing! It was S&M, that's all... How does your mind work?! Sorry, I'm sounding like your clone-mother now.. "Shut up and drive, drive, drive..." Laters man. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
The three faces of Dan. One wears a smile, one wields a bat, and one is at the end of his rope. Which one do I cheer for? I wish I could give 15 stars, but I'm limited to 5. Winner takes all.
DancingWithTheBroom 4 years ago 2
Hey Mark, thanks for the thought of the 15 stars! It's the thought that counts for sure =:) I'm the Dan at the end of his rope... The other two have resolved their differences now and 'bad Dan' is learning how to play the lute from 'angelic Dan'. Wait, bad Dan's getting a little frustrated and bored.. He's taking the lute and... Eeesh.. Poor angelic Dan.. Will the madness never cease?! Cheers budd. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
I've been wandering what happend to you! Now I see that you've been all tied up! Great video 5* and favorited!
samnathanbraye 4 years ago
Hi Dawn, it's true.. I've been away for a while. But I bit through the knots and I'm free!! Yey! Thanks for your great fivin' and favin' etcetera! Veeeery kind of you! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Excellent!! and favourited if that's a word lol.
classican 4 years ago
Hi classican, it's a word if you say it is!! And thank you, veeery much! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Nice video! The 2 versions of you is classic.
Becca324 4 years ago
Hi Becca, I'm glad you like the two versions. Although there were THREE! Then again, I was the one tied up on the bed and didn't feature very much, so maybe I should be left out... lol =:) We all thank you kindly for your loveliness and your great comment! Dans =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
I have "favoritized" this vid!! Awesome job!!
5 stars!
dhaffner101 4 years ago
Hi dhaffner budd!! Thanks for the fivin', the favin' and the awesome comment! You know how to make a guy feel special. My teachers always told me I was 'special'... =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
You lost me but I loved what I saw...lol
5*s
Brazilady 4 years ago
Hi Brazilady, sorry I lost you... Where are you??! Noo!! Brazilady!! But I'm glad you enjoy it =:) Laters my dear. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Wicked! .... or angelic... which ever you prefer. ;)
IXGertXI 4 years ago
Hi IXGertXII (Gert's clone?), I'm angelic of course! Or a bad boy at times.. Well, I'm just me I guess; a bit loopy and nice enough... The Dan army thanks you!! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Hilarious!!! I loved it, had to watch it again and again!! Well done!! Charming as always!
Smoochies!!! Deblyn
Deblyn61 4 years ago
Hi Deblyn, thanks for the smoothies!! Oops, it was smoochies wasn't it?! Smoothies are tasty and nutritious, and smoochies are just tasty! Anyways, I'm glad you liked watchin'. I'm still astounded that people actually get my humour on here.. I'm so wacky and weird!! Many kindnesseses. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
oh yeah definitely smooCHies buns of hon!!
Deblyn
Deblyn61 4 years ago
=:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
That's funny!
five stars and a fav for ya! Good luck!
Johnfern99 4 years ago
Hi John, thank you muchly dude! You're a kind man and a wonderful complimentator!! I platonically love you man! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Ha ha ha ha.. :) Another masterpiece.. Brlliant! :)
KurtGnu 4 years ago
Hi KurtGnu Rob! Masterpiece? Wow! Thanks for saying that. My mum will be proud of me (when she stops telling me off for being a lay-about...). Laters man. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
:-D
KurtGnu 4 years ago
insane video !
ParkourKings 4 years ago
Hey Parkour Chris, thanks man! Insanity is just a state of mind... as are all other 'ity's.. I've lost my train of thought here, but thank you!! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
EXCELLENT! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
moomay11649 4 years ago
Hi Moomay, thank you kindly my dear! I use After Effects to create these effects. It lets you do masking, which is a great way to make it look real. It can be as simple or complex as I like... So complex is always better!! Hugs to you! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
LOL good job man! Stop beating yourself up!
Sugartalker 4 years ago
Hi Sugartalker!! I'll do my best to stop my mad beatin' on myself... It's so hard though because the clone always starts it!! It's his fault! Thank man. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Haha Dan, great stuff, awesome vid 5* A.D. :))
4DRY4N 4 years ago
Hi A.D., thank man! Always a pleasure to see you (internetically that is..)! Speak soon budd. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
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#37 - Top Rated (This Week) - Comedy - United Kingdom
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amyloader 4 years ago
In the words of adnerb924, "Woot woot!!" Thank youuuuu!! =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Good luck Dan you crazy man. xxx
amyloader 4 years ago
Hi Amy, sorry for the lengthy non-respondation.. I think I already mentioned that my computer hates me... =:S Well, thank you for your support in my competition endeavours (though I'm not entered in the thing!! Ah!). Always appreciationalised for sure! Your Amygo always. Dan =;D
Abasudika 4 years ago
You sure got my support. :) I really should start watching Red Dwarf, shouldn't I?
The more Dans the better...
FGAlxPx 4 years ago
Hey Alex, yes!! You should start watching Red Dwarf!! There a bit of a backlog of 9 series to get through, but you'll manage I'm sure.. Just give yourself a spare three weeks of viewing and you'll get 'em watched!! Yey!
More Dans?? You've already got your sights on Dan II.. How many more can you handle?! *DAN II BECKONS ALEX FROM THE CUPBOARD* "There's plenty of room for two!" =:P
Abasudika 4 years ago
Ha ha. ;)
FGAlxPx 4 years ago
Lovely Alex =:P
Abasudika 4 years ago
A Fav !!!! You are so entertaining!
Hugs,
Martha
Jinxie228 4 years ago
Hi Martha, thank you so much. I may not win the competition (having not been entered properly for some reason) but your kind commentin' is always appreciated! Cheeeers m'dear! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Favouritised! My sister (who lives a two hour plane flight away.. one of them anyway).. she's into Red Dwarf, so I'll send her this video and get her to watch & f-tise it too. She doesn't have a computer but visits an internet cafe once a week! An original and clever submission! What kind of chips were they, btw?
kissnyuszi 4 years ago
Yo Maria, thank you muchly my dear. I hope your sister enjoys it too! Glad to hear there's another Dwarfian in the family!! Dan =:D
P.S. My clone was eating Doritos btw
Abasudika 4 years ago
yet another unfortunate you tube hijack by your angel-conking evil anti-Dan... only this time in a diabolical attempt to undercut your chance of winning fame and riches beyond measure!!! IS THERE NO JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!???
(5 stars, very nice!)
javajavadk 4 years ago
Hi DK, there's always an evil twin tryin' it on isn't there..!!! Every time I leave the house, I come home and there's another one.. I can't keep track of them all! Well, my clone managed to do something because my entry isn't listed as an entry!! Nooo!! That will certainly make it harder to win... *RUBS CHIN* Thanks for your comment man. Much appreciated budd. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
#69 - Top Rated (Today) - United Kingdom
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vmandanici 4 years ago
Sweet! Would the Right Honourable Gentleman please take to the floor... =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
YOU WILL ACHIEVE IT DAN!
vmandanici 4 years ago
Hi Virgil, thanks for your confidence man! I think I was a little late entering the competition though, so no prize for me... Doh! Or should I say.. Smeg!! =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
you're awesome dude...we have got to work together. You're so freaking funny.
chris
CountryNation 4 years ago
Hi Chris, that'd be awesome! I'm always up for a little collaborationalism when I have the time. Stay in touch dude. I must check out your recent videos!! Bare with me.. Laters man. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
wow man...I haven't seen red dwarf in years...good luck.
chuckadile 4 years ago
Hey chuckadile, thank you muchly. I'd recommend revisiting a few episodes man! I've got so many favourite episodes, it was hard to pick just one!! Cheer budd. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
good luck ... dandan
adnerb924 4 years ago
Hey Brenbren!! Thank you muchly m'dear. How r ya?! Remind me to send you some hugs. I've been a little lax on them recently. *HUGS* There are some to be going on with anyway. Dandan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
I hope you win Dan... Great video!
MrsAtomicUs5000 4 years ago
Hi Mrs A, thank you kindly my dear =;) I probably won't be winning because I entered at the last minute and they haven't accepted the video response.. Doh! Well, I guess I should enter with time to spare another time. Nevermind. Muchas gracias!! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
:'(
MrsAtomicUs5000 4 years ago
Hey, it's okay Mrs A. I'll survive.. somehow.. Oh... *DABS A HANDKERCHIEF ON HIS GLISTENING BROW* =:)
Abasudika 4 years ago
ONE MORE THAAANG!
BOOYAHHH!
Honors for This Video:
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TomsterMusic 4 years ago
Sweet, cheers again Mr Music. You know I love your honouring! =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
DAN'S da MAN!!
I've heard of getting *HITS* on YouTube..
But THIS is rediculous! ::bada-bah:: (Drum hit)
LoL! That was COOLIO-AWESOMENESS! How come some people donno what Red Dwarf is? I know ALL of them: Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Red, DumbA**.. M**ther f*** sh** p** of ***p for brains Q**#*27, Grumpy, and Doc! muHahHah!!
FIVE STARRS and FAVEDED! (Not just because you asked eeeeither! So HA!)
♫ ToMsTaaaH! ♫
TomsterMusic 4 years ago 2
Hey Tomster!! I think the dwarf with the long name probably got teased in school come registration... Thank you kindly for fivin' and favin' =:) It doesn't look like my entry has been posted as a response in the competition though, so it looks like I'll never win those glasses.. *HAND ON FOREHEAD* Woe is me.. =:(
Well, cheeeeeeeeeeers m'deeeeeeeeears. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
You are an absolute genious !!! That was so seemless when you whacked your angelic version of yourself.
Brilliant and funny video!!!
MonkeylessJohn 4 years ago 2
Hi John, thank you muchly my friend. It was fun to line myself up in the right place to imagine being hit! And there was a pair of pliers on the bed, so I kinda landed on those... Ouch.. Cheers budd. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
well Good luck with this Dan, I hope you win it...only cos I cant decide which one to go for...and the fact that I am not very good with modern technology! :¬D
Oddsweb 4 years ago
Thank you kindly Samantha. The other entries are great too, so I know what you mean! My video hasn't actually been accepted by the channel yet, so I may not be in with a chance anyway... At least I had fun making the video, which is the important thing! Hugs! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
LOL! YOU rock my socks! : ) Funny and I don't even know what Red Dwarf is!
Peace,
Angie
feelgoodnation 4 years ago
Hey Angie, you don't know Red Dwarf?!! I must educate you in the ways of English Cult Sci-Fi!! I'm glad your socks are rocked. It's always a good thing I think. Mucho fantastness to you my dear. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
I love it! oh thats made me laugh, I loved Red Dwarf, i have several epis on video. Dan, have you found yourself an agent yet? The more i see you do acting roles the more I'm impressed with your range of character play. I'm trying to think of anyone that i know that might be able to help you... hummm
buffbeauty 4 years ago
Hiya buffbeauty (I know who you are!!), you really think my acting is good? Thank you so much. I'm really getting into it actually. Let me know if there someone who you can point me to. I'm always open to suggestions and help! I'm flat broke right now, so any avenues would be great!! It's good to hear from you btw; I hope all is going well with the pub. I must check my myspace messages.. I hope I haven't missed anything there... Speak soon. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
oh, and I hope phycho dan unties you soon, its getting cold and you've only got a T shirt on you poor love...has he no shame?
littlejinkz 4 years ago 2
He has no shame... It's true... I'm still tied up actually, but I have a secretary to type for me now so he's writing this (yes, I have a male secretary, another clone of course!) =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Dan Dan Dan...I'm glad you entered :-D I'll vote you and bobbyllew better or else...I'll tell the world he bought a new pc or something ;)
Good luck
littlejinkz 4 years ago
Hi Deb, thank you kindly for the Favouritization. I was gonna put a message on the video to say that it's the number of times it's favourited that they look for, but I hate asking people to do that!! Well, hopefully I'll be in with a chance anyway. Thanks my dear. You're such a lovely lovely laaady!! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Were you unfortunate enough to witness the atrocity that went by the name of 'Hyperdrive' on BBC2? It was like a decaffeinated Red Dwarf - lacking the humour, originality, intelligence, inventiveness, acting, etc... It was appalling.
SteveRamone0075 4 years ago
Hi Steve, yep, I saw a couple of episodes.. Wasn't hugely into it. It's a shame because I love a few of the actors who were in it, but I just didn't find it hugely funny. It's so hard to get anywhere near Red Dwarf when it was at it's peak. I remember being one of the cult fans, thinking that there were only a few dedicated people watching! I should have known that the word would spread like wild fire!! Now it's huge!! =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Oh man, I felt the pain at 1:27!
kalacaw 4 years ago
Hi Betty, it did hurt for sure.. He got me right in the nose!! Thanks for watchin'. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Dude! that was way cool! you're definately out of your mind and I love it!
sounddzine 4 years ago
Hi soundzine, thank you kindly. I'm glad you enjoyed it! I should get a tattoo on the back of my head saying "Out of my mind; back in five minutes.." Hehe, cheers muchly. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Ahhh another Red Dwarf fan..alright!!
Ok, my critique: script, cinematography and effects go beyond awesome to another plane of magnificence. Acting? Mate, Brando is John Wayne next to you. Humour? multiple guffaws are still emanating from my facial orifice. I give it 5 stars and an animal stamp. I shall send to friends with relish and mustard.
sainter1 4 years ago
Hi Sainter, my friend and fellow Red Dwarf Fan!! You honour me with your spangling critique and wonderful stars! I wonder how I'll do in the competition.. It's exciting to think that Kryten will be watching it!! I was really hard to choose to favourite episode, but favouritize I must.. 'Better Dead Than Smeg' is another great episode, so I nearly did that one. Anyways, thanks for sending out to your buddies. I know you have lots! Laters man. Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago
Wacky. Love it. faved.
Once agiain seemless, that hit was great.
AtomicUs5000 4 years ago
Thank you kindly Mr Atomic! This was a last minute effort, but hopefully it's not too bad! That baseball bat hurt!! Ow... Cheers man! Dan =:D
Abasudika 4 years ago