Personal Ad

[mimikawaii7386]

the end earned my like rofl

[paramedion]

disgusting

[LordPenguin7485]

So I guess me being an enormously fat shemale puts me out of the running?

[Cr4pSnip3r]

@LordPenguin7485 The shemale thing is fine but losing some weight doesn't hurt xD

[Rodnage]

He looks like an earthworm.

[MrTyranoMike]

His shoulder line really improved with this suit!

[ZhenLiZhao]

This has got to be my favorite video, I laughed too hard xD

[theslimeylimey]

I'm so tempted to transcribe this and post it on Plenty of Fish just to see what sort of reaction it would get :D

[BarEnFaroth]

This has to be my fave SomeGreyBloke video. :)

[archie977]

most adds are a stinking crock of shit

how do i join the meet market?:

[archie977]

most adds are a stinking crock of shit

[kurupt23987]

He cleans up good.

[arkavi90]

Photos may bear no resemblance...hahahahhaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa!!!!!!

[zapperslayer6]

Hello..... my names Graham......

Gets me every Time

[ari1234a]

i am quite certain that here in You Tube there are persons who just goes and dislikes evrything they watch.

Professionals i assume, what to dislike here for example.

[gattler]

What a player!!

[julikzhulik]

no smile in the end of the message, Grahm?

[Glyvxx]

Attractive? NOT FOR HIM. This describes most internet nerds to the "T"/.

[ManTheBush]

lol enormously obese = OverBeast

[rustytool100]

Too funny.

[Dipstikk]

I'm enormously fat, but I can contract my adipose tissue into my body and fool people. Scares the living hell out of people, and while they're repulsed, I steal their wallets.

And that is how I plan to win America's Got Talent.

[ErnieFTW]

0:26 - He never came back to tell us about himself?

[DarthMeeka]

You'd have to be south east asian convincing!

[onewingedangel2]

@DarthMeeka that's why they call it bangkok not bangcunt!!

[DancingMedicineMan]

ROFL ! South east asian convincing HAHAHA

[riffraff1089]

lol it started buffering on my screen while it just ended the buffer in your video, i thought it was the video in the video that was still buffering and not my crappy internet... youtube inception :-/

[swsamwilson]

Ah ha! This is brilliant!

[bisbeeper]

I...I'll come back to that!

[SuperBluesystem]

Come on ladies, how can you not fall for that guy?

[MrPipkelly]

If people were honest all personal ads would be like this one

[JaysThoughts]

Ads = thumbs down.

[KoolThing14]

@JaysThoughts Bitching about adds = go fuck yourself

[JaysThoughts]

@KoolThing14 Misspelling words as simple as ads = derp child.

[KoolThing14]

@JaysThoughts it was midnight and I added ONE fucking extra D = Go hang yourself your grammar nazi fuck.

[mcp893]

those women are hot :)

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

very well put..hows that going for you so far?

[dutchbb1979]

I'm not sure women will like his honestly at the beginning lol.

[iimogenyu]

Why are you waiting here online Naughty woman mworld5.info

[RyantheCanuckpirate]

Ad played = I stayed for my personal entertainment.

[AylinIsAwesome]

Grahm doesn't seem like any kind of date anyone would want! =O

[squirreljester2]

I was on that for a while, go to the free ones like plentyoffish.

[eTernaLBOWLING]

add played = i exited page

[somegreybloke]

@eTernaLBOWLING And then came back to type this?

[eTernaLBOWLING]

@somegreybloke you can type during ads :). (i did come back to type this though! lol)

[lesty40]

@eTernaLBOWLING :L u spelled ad wrong the first time

[LowLowSpinners]

@somegreybloke or just pause add and comment, leave.

[TheComputerMaster]

@somegreybloke i really like your videos you are the Pure epicness of Youtube and Appreciate your videos

[Drahgoon]

hillarious

[skill3ul]

what colour is she ment to be?

[hollowshadow1544]

thumbs up if u paused to read everything in the fake website

[sstonchev]

cheers!

[Broojo02]

@LordCbass To answer your question, no this is not lame : )

[Basskicker93]

if you got a hot friend it would also be enthousiastic ahahaa this is hilarious

[heutenichtundso]

You're the funniest bloke on Youtube. And sexy too.

[forsak3ngirl]

dam! eating while I watch this was not the best idea XD

[DamienMooze]

"As long as you're not enormously obese" priceless

[markieinger1]

i love your comlpex use of vocabulary!!

[Lucian5800]

My friend was holding me so I don't fall off my chair while laughing. XD

[ladylibertyofiran]

hilarious :))

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

your like bill dotrive

[KraftTV]

or a lady with a cock lol!

[negativelypostive]

69 videos from him... how utterly fitting

[Judes6647]

@negativelypostive Enjoy it while it lasts. (Yes, I know, THATS WHAT SHE SAID!)

[TheFreeMindGamer]

I bet, that he's is still a virgin...

[supergenius1994]

@TheFreeMindGamer he said his ex-wife wasn't very adventurous sexually, so that must mean he had sex with his ex-wife

[TheFreeMindGamer]

@supergenius1994 Ahh.. Ok.

[poposchiss]

@TheFreeMindGamer he isnt he had sex 1nce

[ColdForgedCopper]

No hookers, um, I mean "escorts" either!

[LittleKitty170]

lol!

[khuggf]

it's so annoying when someone beats you to the perfect online profile

[nicknick1963]

you are a nutter-keep it up!

[TheSmashfaced]

south east asian convincing lol

[CATTLEDOGwatchNsheep]

this shit has me rollin!!!!!

NFF no fat filth

[CATTLEDOGwatchNsheep]

my friend tony,s says if its not 250 its not for me wAAHaHA

[aggiehjorth]

redo the background its not fair to Graham...

Other than i love it. subscribe to this bloke he's quite funny.

[01hdav]

"or a lady with a cock" hahaha

[ThomasWadeFraser]

This is painful to watch, so awkward!

[wtfapi]

what about buck angel? that would be good for grey bloke.

[NickCaddick]

@wtfapi agreed

[PunkNolife]

Well im S.E ASian Level ;)

but i have a cock.

I suppose, you can pretend that my anus is the raw inards of a vagina, although, the amount of phecies being released could possibly be a turn off...

[01hdav]

I believe it is spelled feces or in England "Faeces"

[PunkNolife]

I always get that word wrong T-T

[Headsh0tBaby]

or a lady with a cock! xD

[DustyCerealBox]

"or a lady with a cock" HAHA

[JaWa7o7]

hey, isn't life great? :D ...I recently became friends with once girl on facebook. one day I was with her, she logged into her facebook account and I saw my photo on her page in the advertisements on the right. then she quickly scrolls down her page to hide it from me. now, has anyone got a clue how my photo could've got in there? or was it just some random ad with my photo? there must be some reason.....

[SRagy]

@JaWa7o7 Not sure what that has to do with anything, but I'm pretty sure some ads dredge up random photos of friends to use.

[guidojacobs2002]

The owner of that advertisement could have thought you'd be good at attracting girls to their website in the false hopes of meeting you. Consider it a compliment.

[rd1999]

where did the shoulders come from?

[MrForestmad09]

ha ha ha ha not very adventures ha ha ha ha

[MRayen14]

or a lady whit a COCK =)) lol

[tracy10UT]

Ha ha. Why do you think so many people join single's clubs? Because millions of men are looking for female toys, and millions of women are looking for men with brains. Neither is finding what either is looking for.

[ChibiPawszz]

this guy is totally funny lol!!!

[gusto68]

Shit, that's how those ads should be!!! At least it was very honest ;oD

[Illyria23alyssa]

I'm ready for the commitment. I also won't shriek over pink sheets ;-)

[SomeDudeThatRants]

That's a nice shirt ^_^

[PaulAndrewsIAm]

(For those who don't get the S.E.Asian thing I mentioned below...

picture bamboo-under-the-fingernails-t­ype torture. THAT'S S.E. Asian 'convincing'. Just ask a Viet Nam vet...)

[letimotei]

No, that's not what he means. It's got nothing to do with the war.

It's got to do with the fact that South East Asia is renowned for having a very large number of ladyboy strippers.

[PaulAndrewsIAm]

DUDE! (Or should I say BLOKE!) LMAO on one of your lines: "You'd have to be...REALLY sort of... South-East Asian level of convicing..."

Probably one of the funniest lines I've EVER heard...

GREAT JOB , GreyBloke! :-)

[JESSTOGO]

You have a little head

[mawiducky]

the way u say cock makes me want to die inside

[ChibiPawszz]

@mawiducky funny haha

[jsn1der]

lmao! this guy is so jokes =D

[config2000]

You have a great way with words!

This character of yours reminds me of Eugine the Librarian (who apeared on Britains Got Talent" and came up with this quip during an interview:

Q> "What sort of lady are you looking for?"

A> "One that says yes!"

[arrghgarry]

last line, Brill.

[RioGiovanni]

she veto'd many of the proposals I put forward xD

[Dan474834]

I'm looking forward to hear from you, unless you're enormously fat, or born with a cock... Cheers!

Great stuff, I've subcribed!

[RealBigPair]

"my x-wife wasnt very adventurous in that area, she vetoed many of the proposals that i put forward in that area. So what I'm looking for is someone who would be more prepared to collaborate in that kind of.....sexual adventure, especially if you've got a hot friend who'd also be enthusiastic!" "unless your enormously fat as i said....or a lady with a cock.....cheers."

[horkytork178]

LOL "if you were very, very convincing i might be up for it"

[sugarfreee]

haha

[eddysbigbrother]

LMAO

[clownfreak2005]

lol

[HeshamUchia]

il date him ^^

[Healingscars114]

At least your honest LMAO!

[DEFINEMETAL]

lol

[johchadow]

no chicks with dicks please

[TTomika]

unless your enormously fat xD

[tinacharlieok]

i so love your videos..your ex sounds like my x..lol

[becki3456]

cswpntbistbdmwrtff oh my goodness halrious!

[thecoolmex]

or a lady with a cock.... haha

raw and simple.

[lumpagogo]

the clit is a mini peni.

[uberscarbs]

CSWPNTBISTBDMWRTWFF

[worldatwar2000]

LMAO SOOOO Funny

[abdabs855423575]

men disguised as women..lol..that counts me out then...lol...joke!

[Shamoosa1989]

Genius! I would go for you. :P

[SweatyDogPoo]

The internets 17th most popular dating site !!!

as chosen by LOLcats enthusiasts magazine

[videoking1134]

ROFLMAOPIMP

[sami2503]

CSWPNTBISTBDMWRTWFF!

[SumsumShockout]

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melan118]

its much like my add.

[bloodypudding]

She vetoed many of the proposals that I put forward LOLOL

[chuckfaststrat]

It's refreshing to see such tact. Props, Graham. Lay it all on the line right up front. That way there's no...uh..."misunderstandings"

[brokenangal]

haha, these are great

[Hinata1927]

As long as you're not enormously obese...

XD love it!

[ShinjioRawkz]

graham crackers...

[jjmkismymiddlename]

*Sigh* He needs love

[iceblue345]

unless ur enourmously fat XD

[TheAlexCreganShow]

Hey man, you are a comedy genius I luv u

[Pct3ch]

Or a Lady with a Cock.... LOL

[kdwormy]

...or a lady with a cock... hahahahahaha!

[a42579]

Southeast Asian convincing!  Hahahaha...

[tash8308]

what does that even mean, i don't get it?

[womanlybassplayer]

Graham is such a rare and honest man. No pretense!

[renegationmasterp]

south east asian level of convincing!! lol or maybe not!!

[itchliebeditch1986]

ahahhaha, so funny... speechless

[tinarett]

Rofl, that's a good one man disquised as woman lol!

[ismelloftoothpaste]

this is one of the funniest video on youtube

[yethboth]

These videos are absolutely Brilliant! Please keep these videos coming. Thank you very much for uploading this.

:)

[PeaceLoveEtc]

whoever writes these bits let me fuck you.

so funny!

[MzEvilicious]

perfect!

[rodzandz]

"Or a lady with a cock...cheers" LOL!

[helloman2332]

lol beems

[DazedSheep]

There's a running theme of threesomes!

[HouseSpiderAnon]

You'd have to be really south east asian convincing... frakin hilarious. Great stuff bloke

[chazlatham]

lol

[TeamSTALKERS]

this guy is funny

[DreamThatDreamArt]

he's so frank all the time, man XDDD

[tightgeist]

lol "south east asian kind of convincing" xDDD

[KommissarMakita]

We get it, you are looking for a sex clown.

[wooti2]

id date you! though im way too young for anyone to accept us a couple, oh im cute and skinny so yay!

[scorpiossnakes]

omg so rofl funny

[wickedgirl155]

1 word for this video: BRILLIANT

[formless777]

But would you go out with him ?

[wickedgirl155]

If he would exist in real life, than yes.. Yes, I would..

[otocan]

that's cool, unless you're really fat

[wickedgirl155]

Hahaha no worries, I'm not :-)

[solvrn]

heh

[Vstavro]

Really Amusing!

[Ultimatelugia619yeah]

unless ur enourmously fat or a lady with a cock cheers