F35 Vertical Take Off

[N0rM3lz]

dhat looked so fukin cool

[Nickuncle]

Better or worse than the harrier?

[ColoursCapello]

@Nickuncle The Harrier has served its time well. It was dangerous to fly and very tough on pilots. The F35, assuming it still goes ahead, is the modern, computer controlled badass that handles "most" of the work for the pilots via onboard electronic win.

[xOmgitzWill]

@Nickuncle Better, it uses less gas and its faster :D

[websailor286]

why the hell is this not in ace combat 5? Dammit!!(vintage chopper)

[DrifterSupreme]

omg looks like it's about to take a shit!

[5AJJ21]

f22:",f35"

f35:"wat"

f22:"whose the boss now"

[FallenKaMo]

F35: "woops boner time!"

@0:02

[redkingrd]

0:03 extreme anal prolapse 

[The2DEffect]

bf3

[bsdude010]

because forget gravity.

[timdeowner]

pfffrrr screw gravity :D

[Ralphnaderchop]

yea! another NC lawn dart!

[killajimgreen]

fucking transformer lookin ass thing

[MrEMD74]

Where we're going we do not need road...

[VerifiedAccess]

F35: "Hey, Helicopter!"

Helicopter: "Ya?"

F35: "Whose the bitch now!?"

[ProjectSanctum]

This is the most amount of money wasted when there was already a perfectly good VTOL out there...

[lilbigbrow]

Wher can i steal one of these?

[HYTUBEH]

I thought decepticons were only a fantasy.

[drewrao8]

They don't take off vertically, they land vertically, it's called f35 STOVL for SHORT TAKEOFF VERTICAL LANDING. My dad builds them and f22's

[darkfang776]

@drewrao8 Your dad just lost his job IF that's true. Idiot.

[jonasbrosuck10]

@drewrao8 really, they dont take off vertically? then please, tell me, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT DOING RIGHT THERE?! were you born with your eyes upside down?!

[TheCannonofMohammed]

@drewrao8 of course they can take off vertically. You see it in the film.  In normal operation, however, with a useful load of fuel and ordinance, they need a short roll. I think you need to apologize for your "They don't take off vertically" statement. You need to speak with more clarity!

[that1dude0092]

great now im seeing comments about a video game

its like cod whre its fans go to real life war vids and say "its like cod lol"

[ModernWar12]

Battlefield 3 thumbs up

[Geschlechtsvolzieher]

impressive

[iAmWr3ckless]

these planes are shit in Battlefield 3.. smh.

[TheAvalonSword]

@iAmWr3ckless why? because you cant fly them right? i fly theis jets better than the others in the stupid game.

[MrCutyouinline]

@iAmWr3ckless i no f18 or thunder bolt for the win

[eyeschoper]

2 bad it is not going to massproduction :) GO PAK-FA 50 :D

[duramax0fanatic]

he went on a very important misson "operation McDonalds run"

[OnTop337]

0:03 Goatse?

[metallicahealspeople]

ITS LOOKS LIKE HIS ERECTION DIDNT LAST

[sutton123454]

Canada just ordered a shitload of these !

[166satya]

No offense to the guys who designed it, but at 0:05, it looks like the plane is about to take a dump, if you know what I mean.

[xiBRxT1CKLEmyS4K]

the search for @Abaddonseven 's comment begins

[gerry7man555]

i use this in BF3

[squizzoo]

Mine's longer.

[xNGx360x]

BATTLEFIELD 3 RAWR!!!!

[Kulio121]

battlefield 3!!!!

[RENJ55]

didnt these stop production because of something about them being highly dangerous and unreliable?

[BOminiclips1]

fucking yanks stealing us brits idea of the harrier

[kicknbazz1615]

@BOminiclips1 Fuckin white ass gumps stealing gun powder and guns from China

[idiota115]

0:03 it looks elegant but yet so weird ....

[vladvlad24]

battlefield 2

[shizlnit]

*starts to unfold and takes off with a giant troll face while looking at the parked helicopters* U mad bro?

[rasey077]

Autobots....roll out!

[coOperativeDad]

Retarded aircraft..

[ryandonian]

TRANSFORMERS! choppers in disguise.

[GamePlayer0204]

Lolscrewtherunway

[hannahgrade]

is this the harrier?

[timthehippie]

@hannahgrade No, harriers are different. Harriers are also known as jump jets

[JBofBrisbane]

@hannahgrade - No, F-35 Joint Strike Fighter.

[TheMerkator72]

too expensive toy

[YvesWonGhz17]

F-35 ON YOU-TUBE, and F35 has a tube on its butt. LOL

[xMRxIR0NMIDGET]

when my friends first showed me this, I assumed it was a trailer for Transformers 4.

[crazyguy123100]

i want 1!!



[weirdstrokes]

that looks sick, i want my head open like that and i want to become a super human.

[ftopdirs]

TOP I like this video



[RandomD00D21]

that is sick :O the back engine looks a bit wrong though :P

[MultiDas123]

BATTLEFIELD3 jk but this plane struggles when its going to come out

[UNR3ALNIGHTMARE]

autobots transform and roll out

[571394628h]

別在往第3世界飛了!

[IMaDEM0N]

yeah, they had to make fighters land & take off like Harrier Jet's....because the way fighter jets land on Aircraft carriers is SO STRESSFUL on the Aircrafts that they can only do it a limited number of times before they start acting different & must go to the fucking bone yard before they end up killing several people in a failed landing attempt...so they had to make fighters that land on aircraft carriers able to land and take off vertically....

[NewSimpleadams]

Ahhh damn, BF3 is gonna be some serious shit

[Greyfox747]

Screw gravity!

[Abaddonseven]

Pretty sure helicopters can take off vertically for a lot less money... just saying.

[ornapache]

@Abaddonseven pretty sure helicopters cant go mach speed

[drewsisely]

@ornapache No, they cannot go mach one. It would be impossible to control and the rotors would most likely fall off. Most helicopters are also not aerodynamic enough to reach mach one.

[skralogy]

@ornapache hope your joking I didnt bother to look up who you were responding too

[associatemonkey]

@ornapache I think you'll find there are a couple

[Ninox37]

@associatemonkey

There are absolutely no rotary-winged aircraft that can achieve mach speed. 

[iiMACHOii]

@ornapache Mach Speed is 762 MPH

Fastest Helicopter in the World is the Sikorsky X2, top speed 260 knots

260 knots = 299.202656 mph

EERRRRRR WRONG

[coltonpure]

@ornapache im pretty sure helicopters cant go mach speed

[sartte]

@Abaddonseven can they go over 1,000 MPH and evade radar?

[SpicyHam]

@Abaddonseven the verticle take off is to be able to take off without having to occupy a run way.

[mastersduhgree]

Oh my gosh....that was absolutely fabulous

[elixer412]

after the first couple seconds, the gay transformers music popped in my head :P

[DoriDori08]

When it grows up it wants to be a Harrier!

[0SpecialEd0]

@DoriDori08 More like when the harrier grows up, it wants to be a F35

[DoriDori08]

@0SpecialEd0 Ummm you do know its been decommissioned don't you. Its all grown up and retired..

[0SpecialEd0]

@DoriDori08 Yeah I know. the F35 is replacing the harrier and a bunch of other tactical aircraft in the JSF program. I was trying to point out that it is better than the harrier, so that, in a nutshell, the harrier would need to grow up to be as good as the F35. But you are right, the harrier is decomisioned and the F35 is replacing it, making the F35. younger.

[USMCMARINECORPS45]

@0SpecialEd0 F-35 isnt gonna happen its got to many problems and were already reducing the size of our military in the next four years their gonna start selective recruiting reason why is the military is in some serious debt

[eddy783]

kool....they should build transformers...lol

[BlackAces100]

This gay piece of shit might replace the beautiful A-10 in 2028.

[triggerhappybullets]

@BlackAces100 i wanna see you make a plane and see how it comperes to this

[BlackAces100]

@triggerhappybullets Whats does that have to do anything with what I said?

[Heaney5551]

@BlackAces100

2018.

And this is not a "gay piece of shit".

[nphanlon1973]

i wonder how much speed and manoeurvrability does it lose due to the weight of the vertically implanted engine?

[Wodey25]

@nphanlon1973 Say bra, vertical takeoff / VTOL is the definition of manoeuverability , my mans.

[IncrediblyStupidName]

why doesn't the plane pivot at the front?

[jackassultima]

@IncrediblyStupidName If you replay it watch for the door behind the cockpit opening. They reveal a hugely powerful lift fan.

[bexnomad]

well we did have harriers,and very good they were too but this baby will go supersonic, thats the point!

[silentkill119]

thats wut i look like when i poop

[gangstersteve1993]

We have a plane called the Harrier and Britain came up with that idea way before the f 35

[Gtargui]

@gangstersteve1993

You must be mentaly deficient. Yes we (Britian) did invent the Harrier and the F-35 isn't a copy. It is called the Joint Strike Fighter for a reason. Also the idea of VTOL (Vertical Take Off and Landing) has been around since 1928 when Nikola Tesla made a patent for a VTOL aircraft.

[gangstersteve1993]

@Gtargui you must be an idiot not looking in my channel and I clear marked it as Autisic you intorant fuck and I don't belive crap about 1928.

[gangstersteve1993]

@Gtargui and another thing is im inteligent, you don't know me so don't say shit

[bmgm3]

That is one ugly aircraft, just ugly. The way the jet nozzle moves aboves looks like twitchy dogs bum. No, don't like it.

[Gtargui]

@bmgm3 If you feel you can redesign a multi million dollar aircraft and completely waste 18 years of development then be my guest :')

[SunnyDB1TCH]

cant wait to fly this in bf3's back to karkand

[rafforca]

Good Bye Harries!!!

[N75911]

@rafforca we have harriers where i live.... probably all of america's harriers as well, it'll be a while before they replace them... and the F-35 is also replacing the F/A-18 Hornet

[sethj508]

Santa.... Can I has one?

[DipDop99]

It wants to be a Harrier.

There can only be ONE!

[SuperNoobdude]

fucking obama better not shut this down like he did to the F22 >:(

[Jake5762]

@SuperNoobdude he shut down the raptor? why'd he do that?

[SuperNoobdude]

@Jake5762 idk, he did tho, if he didnt we would have had the most advanced stealth fighter in thew world, and i think he put it back up. all i know is he did take it down.

[JezzaB83]

@SuperNoobdude I believe he shut it down to save the country some money. The JSF has money coming in from other countries as well as the U.S. I'm sceptical of the F35's performance though.

[ultramegachicken1001]

i thought this was starscream

[TandTProject]

UPSET PENIS @ 0:03

[mechiefslapahobitch]

Anyone seen the F-47?

[SanctumStudios]

Can anyone else see why this planes nickname should be 'horse dick'

[MrFixErit]

That thing is COOL

why can't WE use this stuff for FUN and Peace?

We ALL want that don't WE???

[IrTubbeh]

I only remember this plane form GTA SA :')

[Haseeebo]

@IrTubbeh This wasn't in SA...I think that was the f-18.

[ronedogg69]

@IrTubbeh You need to get out more.

[IrTubbeh]

@ronedogg69 umadbro?

[pepefenito]

thought the plane was gonna take a dump

[1BassJohn]

@pepefenito It may as well have, as thats all it will be good for! Apparently it failed miserably in the 'war games' that are had between NATO nations. this is no joke, countries have invested billions into orders, and this aircraft (According to reports) not only didn't live up to expectations, but failed to even come close to matching the performance of the aircraft it was designed to out-manouevre. Epic FAIL :)

[jasonyeozhishen]

alright.. now .. sleep under it when it take off.. 

[mrgrenade991]

fuckin love vtols XD

[XTGEcolditz]

lol we are all going to die UUUUUHHHHH! Apparently america is gonna fuck up russia and china. And apparently russia and china is gonna fuck up america, lets just wait and see ;) And for the so called commies, they probably think EXACTLY the same about us lot. if it wasn't for the greedy selfish cock sucking mother fucking goverment, nobody would be arguing about all this shit, would they!? We are one, no matter who you are American, Russian, Chinese etc etc we are all but human. I HATE this shit

[valcan321]

Seriously wtf are ya'll talking about vietnam and china and how good it feels to be a european?

This is a video about the F-35B............WTF.

[nickyoobatz]

Why are the top comments talking about China and Vietnam, this is a video about a fuckin jet.

[abercrombie50521]

@nickyoobatz cause youtube is where they copy our technology from.. lmao

[kristenburnout1]

@nickyoobatz Soon the top comments will be about Battlefield 3...

[TheGodofyours]

I Love Jets

[concordat]

What the fuck is with this comments section?

[crysis21films]

shame about the harrier jumpjet

[EricsTechTalk]

@crysis21films Meh, the harrier is SO outdated and slow. It was great for the time, but we have the technology to make something much better now that is actually supersonic with dogfighting capability IE the F-35.

[MeredithBixby]

Did anyone mention THAT'S NOT AN F-35

???

[kimmilil]

thought he was gonna transform there for a second

[noof25]

i cant say im a fan....

[KILLERThreeSixNine]

how does it stabalize the nose? what is stopping it from flipping forward?

[TheDeadlyAvenger]

Engineers rock!

[redneck10ivan]

Comfortable F35 for the Air Force Uncle Sam.=)

[jabberwolf]

Now thats a jet with one serious pooper !!

[N1GHTWOLF1]

press F35

[mgibbs88]

That's an X-35B not an "F35"

[Pringles352]

@mgibbs88 no. its an f-35 B. your wrong and thats why its funny

[Bobzeedo]

Its happening right now - Google and read "are america and china preparing for war?"

[MrStig691]

@viewson800 No.. the most experienced AMERICAN pilot. You dumbfuck, the RAF and RN had the Harrier many years before the USMC.

[MrStig691]

@youtubbinh Not really,in NATO the Americans do next to NOTHING. The hub of NATO, Europe, is the backyard of the Brits. NASA is not at all the majority with regard to the ISS.

[MrStig691]

@topdog1490 No, the technology is British, the engine most included. It was not great improved by the Americans at all.

[MrStig691]

@topdog1490 Why American Pilots? Brit pilots founded your Top Gun school.

[MrStig691]

@weeman4422 Try 50%. Try the special forces that humiliated your own in Tora Bora. You have the what? robotics? And the stealth? What an idiot.

[billyjackphillips132]

do the marines have these yet ???

[ron2ocean]

get you facts straight asshole china loans money to the government not the private sector the U.S. is still and always will be the wealthest country on earth.we in the U.S. earn our money by working creating wealth.not living in a cradle to grave welfare state.who's going broke.how many socialist countries are going broke,just remember when you government goes broke so do you.in a capitalistic system the private sector goes on making money.that's why we are the wealthest country.

[Pvjinflight]

@ron2ocean China is not socialist country really, hasnt been for tens of years. And anyway in this welfare state at least for now I have better living conditions than average american.

[Bobzeedo]

@Pvjinflight Really? What about the fact that 70% of Chinese people have parasites? Or that most pandemics come out of China? Maybe you should go outside the country to see what life is really like outside a militant state of liars and cheats.

[Pvjinflight]

@Bobzeedo Hmm what have parasites or pandemics to do with if China is socialist country or not, and its not as its system is purely capitalist today although they call it communism. And I was talking about my own country Finland as welfare state, not China that definitely isnt socialist country anymore as it system has nothing to do with main things of socialism.

And im just saying that who cares if USA is wealthy if its not used for peoples good like it should be?

[JiantJarboe]

@Pvjinflight china is politically considered communistic but their economy and everyday life are not

[Pvjinflight]

@JiantJarboe Well yeah, but really Mao Zedong would turn in his grave if he saw current China with totally capitalist economy system.

[cruisingcody]

@Pvjinflight

you're right china isn't socialist, it's communist

[Pvjinflight]

@cruisingcody Not really socialist either, as there is pretty much full freedom of corporations, and really government gives chinese people really nothing that good socialist state should give.

[MyAccount4TrollingU]

@Pvjinflight Please, give it a rest. It's a dictatorship, and they have NOWHERE NEAR the average living conditions of the typical American. FACT.

[Pvjinflight]

@MyAccount4TrollingU Yes, but bad living conditions do not mean that its automatically socialist or communist. Too much capitalism has ruined many countries too.

[MyAccount4TrollingU]

@Pvjinflight Name one cuntry capitalism has "ruined". That is laughable.

[cod6forlife1]

@MyAccount4TrollingU that isn't laughable at all cuz america ruined more than enough states -.-

[Pvjinflight]

@MyAccount4TrollingU Well Haiti was ruined by corrupted capitalist dictators that were supported by US government. Also in many african countries things have gone lot worse after international companies have arrived there, for example in uranium mines often conditions are far from what they should be, but these companies do not give a shit about safety of those people.

[cod6forlife1]

@MyAccount4TrollingU yeah typical american: no health insurance, none of you dickheads have a job and your government is out of money. nice job man...

[CoCowboy692000]

@Pvjinflight ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[techwizlas]

@Pvjinflight Are you serious?

Do you have nay value for frreedom?

[Pvjinflight]

@techwizlas In here Finland most things are better than in USA to average citizen.

[sixDUMBbeaners]

@Pvjinflight they are communist.

[Pvjinflight]

@sixDUMBbeaners No they are not. Learn what these terms mean: communism, socialism, capitalism.

Then learn what kind of system China has, and you can see that its capitalism that is running in China.

[sixDUMBbeaners]

@Pvjinflight china is communist

[Pvjinflight]

@sixDUMBbeaners China is capitalist country.

[daw162]

@Pvjinflight That's a funny joke. China is a communist country that offers a little bit of market economy because they know that their communism and cronyism can't create economic growth. You only have to watch for a little bit to find out what happens when their government subsidized quasi capitalist economic policy comes up against the communist government. Communism wins there, every time.

[sixDUMBbeaners]

@sixDUMBbeaners they are a communist nation that uses capitalism as an economic system. its more productive.

[TBird4490]

@Pvjinflight ....No

[Pvjinflight]

@ron2ocean And anyway spending all your money to big military system is useless and stupid when you could do something that would help all of those that are not so lucky on american non welfare system.

I dislike american war madness and materialism anyway so I will always stay as far away from american culture as possible.

[FrozrnNova]

@Pvjinflight You're using the internet, invented by Americans, and first used in... America! Please come back and try again. Also, if you're avoiding our culture, then why are you sitting in a chair watching videos of our devices of war?

[Pvjinflight]

@FrozrnNova Coz I like arguing with americans. Also I didnt say that there wasnt good inventions made in USA, I said that I stay away from american culture, and internet is international thing not US culture.

[MrStig691]

@FrozrnNova The internet was invented in the National Physics Lab in the UK. The Web was invented at CERN, by an Englishman...

[MrStig691]

@FrozrnNova The internet was invented in the National Physics Lab in the UK. The Web was invented at CERN, by an Englishman...