Bill Engvall-STUPID PEOPLE!

[born2bewild100]

2:21

[uniden10]

Boy i'll tell you what!.... What?... I just told you.

[SanchezAfricano]

"Damnit I was sleep-styling again!"

[HeatHaze911]

Thank you stupid people, if it wasn't for yall life wouldnt be as funny

[smartjrl]

itellyouwhat

[guriaputa22]

what?

[number1weskerfan]

wats foreplay

[xsoftballismylovexxx]

go look it up

[Ladybugnlola]

This is FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!I <3 this guy.

[Betsilou]

I thought of him as I was flying on a non-stop flight Nashville to Los Angeles, terminating in LA. Guy next to me asked "Are you going to L.A.?" I said "No, I'm parachuting out over Phoenix." Here's your sign

[MrMatto91]

I'll tell you what.

[nightfox444109]

omg hes good

[pichnickid123456789]

3:15 to 3:30 lol XD

[PentiumPete]

:-) "What ever happened to old fashioned foreplay?"

[razorphone1996]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! "This is not a life saving device!"

[MangaLuvr1r34]

LOL!!! Where do people get that stupid??? :D

My brother does the same stuff!

[firetorch93]

aw man when ever I'm done this guy brings me up. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[ptashgirl]

Thanks for posting this. I haven't heard this part before. God bless Bill Engval.

[KingdomHeartsKitten]

Here! Here's a Rub-A-Dub dolly doll!

Thank you! You have saved my life!!!

Here's you sign... lmfao

[spacecoke]

LOL "i can whistle realy good"

[ChocolateMilk1310]

he is so funny XD

[koolman345]

this is not a life saving device

[n6girl]

I'm laughin so hard, I'm crying! I know sooo many people like this!!!

[aaronman4772]

Lol, I love him.

[MrMatto91]

Hold my sign don't want to lose it. LOFL

Engvall's a genius!

[Laurana21]

Dang it i was sleep styling again!!!!

[kittenalla5]

that was sooo funny!!! Bill is soo funny

[dauphian]

what album is it from?

[xNEUMANNx]

So this is where the here's your sign thing came from! Man I'm an idiot. I need one of those signs.

[fryslanrocker]

Super ! great guy

[grimlove527]

My favorite comedian. SOOOOOO funny!!

lol "Well looook!!!"

[rydude9]

LMAO

[vidjess89]

This video of Bill Engvall is so 'laugh out loud' funny!!

[SAsithlord]

Bill Envall for president.

[AxLstyle]

"hello white house, may a have a sign please"

[xXJcam14Xx]

i saw a special on t.v that showed a bunch of stupid warning tags, and one of them which was on a chainsaw said "Do NOT place fingers, toes, or genitals in the blade while chainsaw is turned on." 0_o

[LadyKianna07]

OMG... So funny!

[tjames54]

They do a lot of this in Oklahoma as well.

[longanna99]

whats the one were he says a snake...oh stop it

[Rougan298]

"i know your not going to understand that. but that going to be hot" LO FREAKING L XD

[ilovetogofast88]

Ha ha, man I LOVE Engvall, So fucking funny and SO underrated

[starfleet1993]

you can hear him on sirius 103

get sirius if you like this

[Katielovesmagic101]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[whistlestopX]

On a Razor scooter, it had a label that reads: "Warning! This object moves while in use." Well no shit, it had WHEELS.

[talkingdog]

lol "hold my sign...i dont wanna lose it" ^^

[deathfuel67]

let me be gay for a minute like the rest of you lolz HEY I SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE!!! XD BILL ENGVALL IS SOOO FUNNYY DID YOU KNOW ON A TUBE OF PREPERATION H THE TAKE THIS TUBE ORALY? lol loves bill<3

[Jerryman85]

I ate this whole damn tube... I still got these hemorrhoids!!

LOL

[rojo90]

Bill Engvall is the funniest person alive without doubt!

The way he is able to make anything funny is amazing!!

Love him!!

[NaruFreak55]

another one said, are thes the elevators go up? nah! these go side to side. She walked away!

[darkfairy224]

ohmahgawd... he's funny.

I like Bill Engvall. His last name is complicated though.

XD :"Who's that?"

._. :"Bill Engvall."

0.o :"Whooooo?"

=_= :*sigh*"Here's your sign."

[beck1645]

How is engvall complicated?

[airsoftmagic]

I have this on my iPod! lolz

[psychoracer200]

i tell yoo wut.. lol

[MYNAMEISHROUGE]

lolz

[darkfairy224]

"Well, what kinda idiot...!?!"

"Well, LOOOOK!"

[craszyashley]

on a pack of christmas lights it says for indoor or outdoor use only...as opposed to what???

[Damian54231]

on a can of MONSTER energy drink, it says...

"this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease"

[snowboarder4life87]

wooo warm up the curlin iron hunny! lmao

[marinohect]

Ain't this supposed to be a video? Scrolling text is stupid. It IS you.

[Annylla]

damn...i was sleep styling again....hahahahahah lol..!!!!!! so funny

[killernat]

on a sleeping pill bottle: side effects may include drowisenes

[Taran692]

On a box of bath beads it says:

[DO NOT APPLY INTO THE EYES MOUTH OR ANY NATURAL ORIFACE]

[linkinparkfan7777]

on the back on one of my dvds it says : do not heat DVD to extreme temperatures.

[linkinparkfan7777]

on the back on one of my dvds it says : do not heat DVD to extreme temperatures.

[linkinparkfan7777]

on the back on one of my dvds it says : do not heat DVD to extreme temperatures.

[zalinxed]

"Rinse, lather, repeat. Rinse, lather, repeat. You know there's some idiot still in the shower. Cuz' it doesn't say, Dry your hair, try it again tomorrow man."

Bill's awesome!

[Blackcat9Lolita]

I've seen on a ketchup packet it said "Do not use as flotation device" @_@

[hicktownwoman]

omg ....

Last time I flew to California - on the back of the peanuts - "Caution: may contain nuts" .. and a little further down "Open bag. Eat nuts".

[linkinparkfan7777]

lmao

[evilfishy4]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love you Bill!

[Rsluvr007]

Man, I love this. I'm letting my mom listen to it right now.

[VampireNerd7]

"this is NOT a life-saving device"

lol...some people really do need to wear signs...or maybe we should just shoot ppl that stupid so they don't have stupid children...oh, yeah, murder is wrong

[Luubelaar]

I remember a comedian years ago saying "We should take all the warning labels off stuff and let the problem solve itself". I reckon they were right. I mean seriously, I worry for the poor bastard who this warning was intended for ... On a CHAINSAW "Do not stop rotating blades with hands".

WTF???

[joelover101]

oh, on my marshmellow shooter, it says, 'please note that foam pellets are no-edible.'

[caljones]

my friend in band discovered shaving cream was flammable. i think i was just borde

[PhantomKhaosChild]

Do You Know that On a Tube of Preperation H it says do not take this orally? Thats said Isnt it. Cuz u know someone wrote them a letter...

Dear Preperation H.

I ate this whooole dang tube, I STILL got these hemroids. Man My mouth's So small I can't even eat a jelly bean anymore. But I can Wistle really good.

[PhantomKhaosChild]

We Bought a Sterio receiver. If you've a stereo set up, you know that inside the box they put that little pack of drying agent and on it, is has some big bold letters. What the they say? DO NOT EAT THIS. Have yall ever bought a peice of a sterio thinking their MIGHT be something to eat in there? But you Know sombody opened that box and went "Whoaa! I got a reciever and a Pack of Chicklets" or "I got music and Gum!!"

[cyjazz]

Man, yore so funny, you should be on a stage doin comedy or somethun!

[isit2hot27]

this is soooooooo funny

[kanfoo3]

my hair pick says"only intended for your head."

[joelover101]

He is so damn funny

[joelover101]

on the back of my blow dryer it says, do not use while bathing

[caljones]

what about 'do not use while sleeping'?

[rollercoasterpolice]

On a mattress, it says "Do not attempt to swallow."

[iloveyellowducks]

This man is so freakin funny!!

[KKPOOCH]

On a strawberry scented earser that I have it says "not intented to be eaten."

[suzijks]

On the back of my flat iron directions it says "Do not use while sleeping"