The Screaming Chef's Knife from ThinkGeek

[Goodatthis123]

Oh no, he's cutting raw meat then veggies without washing his knife!!!! He should make a BBBBBLLLLAAAARRRGGG sound effect.

[zheymour]

What if you cut yourself?

[123ninjagaiden]

or you could play minecraft

[EpicElijahMAN]

Dude totaly agree with i love meat to much!

[WaznGuy]

Yay now a psychopaths can really have fun when they cook too!

[Intontify]

love the short shorts

[TheJohnathan117]

I think he's channeling the Mayor from Buffy.

[100shutters]

someone is gonna get food poisoning, nice cutting different meats with the same knife!

[Intontify]

@100shutters unless he doesnt cook it its fine lol

[RubyToosday123]

He's wearing the Tie I want...

[PhilipinoGurl18]

does cyle come with it?

[CombustibleLemon72]

ugh why do i want this so bad?

[TheToni2601]

sweet

[AnnoyingGender]

what happens if u cut into annoying orange? :D

jkjk

[karakorak]

This will go into the Hall of Fame for most unwanted products ever brought to market. This company specializes in the unnecessary.

Also — flagged at spam (mass advertising).

[mattfanv1]

that will make me a vegtarin

[xXDemonWater098Xx]

if you hunt for food, where do you get the food to use the knife on?

[silverdart5564]

i like his tie :)

[spiceweasel09]

the apron is a tf2 reference

[TRIPLETTTyg]

i see your sweet tie



[ItsMarquitos]

OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE

[sladiewolf]

want!

[mitchneilson]

i am now vegatarian

[scotdouglas]

105 members of PETA viewed this.

[FutureHumor]

at 1:44 did anyone notice the pants!

[owenator1111]

i would always have the human sund going on it would be hilarious cutting fruits

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

...what has the world come to!?

[XxZarZarZOMBIExX]

What happens when you cut into a human?

[Drakon45464]

minecraft cow?

[WhippetsRkool]

I see someone plays TF2

[underpedz818]

I must admit, pink suits your perfectly!

[christine4xoxo]

you almost fell that dont ya? not me though, i think meat's delicious!:) hahaha

[barterer124]

is this real? o.o

[WatTehHell]

this would make for a fun prank ^_^

[TheOneAndOnlyMrJLB]

OMG

WTF

BBQ!

[Eddieost0309]

how does it work and know what ur cutting?

[lildoogood91]

The Annoying Orange

[SkullyGibs]

if i cut my girlfriend it would sound like this... *coughs* ahem

(warning contains large amounts of nag)

"YOU DONT SPEND ENOUGH TIME WITH ME"

and others such as

"TAKE ME SHOPPING"

and everyone's favorite

"WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME, YOU ARE AREN'T YOU YOU TWO TIMING ASSHOLE".......god shes annoying, but i love her anyway (note i am NOT cheating on my girlfriend that would be really messed up)

[MineOdinCraft]

If it made Minecraft sounds i'd buy it.

[Skitsless]

What happens when a emo buys this?

[manny375]

@Skitsless screw you

[Symbiote088]

@manny375 Emo detected

[manny375]

@Symbiote088 hahaha

[rabbitsib]

@Skitsless why would you use a knife when you got fangs.

[jago1996]

@Skitsless I don`t know, but I imagine something like this... /watch?v=7hGNBU0V1NY

[furiousajp]

@Skitsless A contest. A contest happens.

[necomeme]

@Skitsless It cries. lol

[PSshadow92]

@Skitsless Linkin Park plays.

[TimeCelt]

@Skitsless I don't know, no one will ever hear the knife past their bitch ass screams.

[angstysnow]

i just realized that cyle looks alot like dexter

[Owllover11]

MINECRAFT

[ChynnaJapanRiver]

1:44 boyyyy pull yo pants up!! xD

[livebyvideogames]

oh Lord....I hate MPT ._.

NOOOOOOOOOO

PLEAS OH GO NO-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzz

[XXFrankieSaysSmileXX]

its not real guys.

[InMyRealm]

im sorry, but this is just terrible.

[AlsoKnownAsStitches]

broccoli is a flower

[RAZORBBQ]

the cow sounded like the cow from minecraft

[DjHamHam411]

Dexter probably uses this knife. Well no unless he wants realistic death sounds with the knife.

[melikecomedy]

i love how i can actually buy this

[JoraffProductions]

This needs to be real.

[melikecomedy]

@JoraffProductions it is stupid the have a website with all of these products thinkgeek. com stupid

[berneunionalumni09]

@melikecomedy Think geek is so awesome!

[moonman57]

@JoraffProductions errrr...... it is..... link in description bro.

[JoraffProductions]

@moonman57 Try buying it.

[darkheat246]

pork chicken and beef? on the same wood slab hooray for contamination.

[AnimeFanatic5602]

It needs to play the music from the shower scene in Psycho.

[k3nzh1n082]

how about somebody's c**k how does it sounds like?

[9mmWaffle]

how did dubstep bring me here??



[dweeper1020]

here, check out these sounds

watch?v=FEiaXaV5TkM

[pacguy19]

@dweeper1020 Spamming is wrong.

[dweeper1020]

@pacguy19 then why are you doing it?

[sammisquigellz]

I would give this to a carnivorous friend as a gift, in different packaging (incase it was obvious), and watch them use it for the first time.

It would probably scare the shit out of them, and then I would exclaim "This is why I'm a vegetarian!". Who knows, maybe it can scare people into vegetarianism. xD

[mrskullcrush55]

@sammisquigellz hippie douche

[sammisquigellz]

@mrskullcrush55 Biased twat.

[mrskullcrush55]

@sammisquigellz oh no its fine that your a vegetarian its just the fact that you try so hard to convert your omnivorous friends

[sammisquigellz]

@mrskullcrush55 Funny that I'm no longer a Vegetarian. That only lasted 6 months.

It's not necessarily that I'd try to convert them, their disturbance would just amuse me.

[mrskullcrush55]

@sammisquigellz haha i tried once and it only lasted a few weeks

[FitzGarrett]

i lolled at his pants at 1:44

[RussiaOtaku1023]

OH MY GOD where has this been all my life!?!? also, THEY USED THE WILHELM SCREAM AT 0:05!!!!!

[TheCatPepe]

Can you make it say, cross contamination? :P

[Pokey24680]

What happens if you cut into a fish?

[rr1122333]

@Pokey24680 it goes blub blub blub

[MrDip02]

@Pokey24680 blub blub ?

[rr1122333]

@Pokey24680 it goes glub glub I guess

[martinandreev]

@Pokey24680 *silence* tats it ur welcome xD

[thesilentsilence1]

it doesnt matter,just as long as it sounds like im killing it

[dweeper1020]

Does the knife come with sounds of dogs or cats wimpering and crying too. Every now and then I slaughter and kill dogs for their meat, and it would be good to hear them whimper and cry as I slice into their flesh. I'm getting tired of just listening to the pigs cry out.

Please let me know if dogs or cats wimpering and crying also come on the knife.

Thanks!

[hyit2]

@dweeper1020 They don't. And it doesn't matter if that's a joke, you're fucking sick. Gtfo

[dweeper1020]

@hyit2 So, it's sick to kill dogs for dog meat, and it's sick to farm cats for their meat, but I bet you are super fine slapping on bacon on your sandwiches (bacon comes from pigs FYI).

PLEASE.

If you don't like people locking up medium sized dogs and tabby cats and slaughtering them for their tender meat, then stop justifying it for pigs or other animals. You sound ridiculous telling people not to kill dogs while chewing on your burger.

[alskdjfhg10100]

@dweeper1020

But that other food tastes good, have you ever tasted cat or dog, its awful.

[dweeper1020]

@alskdjfhg10100 I have ... larger dogs are the best. But you have to do what Asian countries are doing. You torture the dogs for some time before they are slaughtered so that they release massive amounts of stress hormones. It's these stress hormones that act to make the meat more tender.

It may be the same with cows -- the more stressful environments they are in the more their flesh will taste good. YUMMY.

[alskdjfhg10100]

@dweeper1020

Thanks, i will make sure to do this next time i'm having guests over, they thought the meat tasted awful last time.

[dweeper1020]

@alskdjfhg10100 You can't just do it one night. The animal has to be stressed over a longer period of time. Cows and pigs are severely stressed and I think it's these hormones that help to make their meat taste better. If you do it with dogs or cats for their meat, stressing them just one day isn't going to do much.

[alskdjfhg10100]

@dweeper1020

I see, and i got to get stressing my dogs right now. im having a party in a couple of weeks, and i want my cat to taste delicious.

[dweeper1020]

@alskdjfhg10100 ok, whatever, now I know you're not being serious.

[alskdjfhg10100]

@dweeper1020

I was taking what you said seriously, and i found it informative. I was just messing around cause I didn't have a serious reply to what you said.

[mrE365]

@dweeper1020 I'm not very nice, but torture? Not for something innocent. I don't give a crap if you eat dog and cat, but I swear, if I ever see someone torture an animal for fun, not because it can't be helped, I WILL put them through the same thing. If you're on a hunting trip and miss the kill zone, it can not be helped. Otherwise you kill as quick as you can.

[MegaDman321]

@dweeper1020 Dude really... dogs and cats are compassionate caring animals.

[FeenecksChompski]

Meat is murder. Delicious murder.

[joshbob6838]

Your totally right that is awesome

[waltdisney19282008]

thost are sound effects from Minecraft! I LOVE IT!!

[MadMickeyTV1]

I am a vegatarian and I want this XD

[xXRandomestUserXx]

I wonder what sound lettuce makes...

[ironman711]

83 ppl are vegheads/crybabies....

[serrotmx]

that's creepy

[noodnic]

Why Maryland public television?

[imaddictedtomusic4]

I wonder if Dexter uses this this knife...

[Cole1494]

@imaddictedtomusic4 He probably gets a robot to cut it for him.

-THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN LABELED AS A JOKE.

[Fogthecatman]

What if I'm cutting veal and it oinks at me...... i would feel sad

[spartan23456789]

@Fogthecatman why? veal isnt from pigs its from baby cow

[Fogthecatman]

@spartan23456789 Exactly why i would feel sad

[JJLinhPhan]

sometimes, it's hard to differ beef and pork in my country. i have absolutely no problems now...

[heyyitstony]

I'm gonna give it to my grandma

[Babelfish112]

as funny as this sort of is, its kind of in bad taste :(

[RzrSktz]

lol @1:43

[hellokityfartsniffer]

They should use this knife in the Annoying Orange kitchen.

[Superunknownful]

holy crap! HOW HAS NO ONE COMMENTED AND HOW CYLE IS WEARING SHORT SHORTS WHEN HE PICKS UP THE LEMON!

[mechachomp]

sometimes i can't tell if these are real or are just jokes...

[MrKnifeFanatic]

I must do a video with one of these....

[3englands]

>:O

Terrible!You heartless jerks!

[THEFREAK4498]

@3englands QQ

[thisissme]

Ahhhhh

[KAM1KRAZ11]

Minecraft sounds FTW!!! :D

[AndrewDBarker]

So.. TG, I have to ask, what happens if you cut the Soylent Green crackers you sell with this Knife? :D

[captinSideways]

then you can make ur own sounds heres a clip then u just insert it into ur friend wait what aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[MischievousOwl]

The weirdest thing about this is that his name is Cyle.

[Escalade8600]

i like the sound of freshly cut brockoli

[xXMMDMaDhOuSeXx]

Cut your finger and see how it sounds C:<

[ADT926]

2:42 OH GOD MY BLOOD MY BLOOD! ROFLMFAO

[Telepian]

The annoying orange has this knife.

[johnnyjlg]

MORE BACON STRIPS! MORE BACON STRIPS!

[flightoftheicarus]

this'll go great with my Dexter Kill Shirt!

[CyberNecrovalley]

I love ThinkGeek commercials..."You guys ever heard of broccoli? Me neither :D" xD <3

[derpaderpamrao]

Cross contamination everywhere.

[RANDOMSTUFF5577]

i hate when people take a phrase and then post it, and then get like

200 thumbs!

[supermansamuel]

CROSS CONTAMINATION! GTFO!

[hunterMAN1700]

thumbs up if you think the steak sounds like the cow from minecraft

[istephan007]

lol hes wearing short shorts

[TheCatPepe]

CROSS CONTAMINATION! He cut raw meats then a broccoli.....D8

[DancingInTheRain73]

I thought this was real D8

[Ishtarru]

Broccoli is people! IT'S PEOPLE, I TELLS YA!

[codebluejulia]

This should be a real product! Of course you don't need the screams of a cow or chicken. Just a funny cartoon kinda of scream every time you cut a piece of food. Do it!!!!!!

[diksbendragen]

does it have ostrich?

[thereaper4u]

cool hes wearing an 8-bit tie

[KeekoTheCornDog]

I know it's not a real product, but I want this so bad.

[d4ark]

@KeekoTheCornDog It is, actually. Link is in the description.

[rgstever]

@d4ark no it's not, it's an april fools joke

[NoEntorage]

@KeekoTheCornDog have you heard of think geek.com

if not, why r u watching this

[KeekoTheCornDog]

@NoEntorage Yeah, but this is a April Fools thing, so I sadly cannot buy it. I would, though, just to scare guests. "I'm just making dinner, guys!" ("Oooooh God Whyyyy")

[sebthehuman]

Brokoli ftw!!!

[TheMattieBoosh]

Guys that buzzing is FREAKING ANNOYING

[BoogsterSU2]

If I cut an orange with that, it would say, "Hey, hey Apple! Apple, hey! You're an apple! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

[sunkers2]

is this real???

[cazzieboy]

wheres orange?!

[xXKRTXx]

holy crap this this is real? i thought it was a joke

[pwneropwnage]

BACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!! = Barium, cobalt and nitrtrogen (BA,CO,N)

[ElectroSpy1]

0:22 pedosmile

[xNightmarexVampsx]

2:00

There's actually a band called Screaming Broccoli. Not even kidding. Google it.

[unka1723]

Yeah... The whole "Shaky video signal" video effect was an awfully poor choice. Couldn't even watch your video long enough to see your product in action.

[MedicusQui1161]

@unka1723 It's not even a real product, so it really doesn't matter....

[FerntearandTails]

thumbs up if u noticed he was wereing the thinkgeek: 8bit tie (blue)

[Thomashewer]

Cross contamination..... gross

[DoctorWhoisit]

You almost feel bad... don't you? Not me! I think meats delicious!!! AHHHHHAHHHHAHAHHAHA... mmm mmm that will be good bacon!

[Tazzstarr]

I am the worst vegetarian ever for laughing at this.

[DoctorWhoisit]

@Tazzstarr or the only good one! chuckles... just kidding

[CatsEspressivo]

LOVE TEH APRON!!! :3

[mastacheif123]

did anyone notice hes wearing the 8-bit tie?

[theSEVENFOLDisLIFE]

WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THINK GEEK 4 MINUTES AGO?!?!?!

[xMACxMrTorture]

you would think meat is delicious lol

[narutosucksabigball]

oh shinjin,you will be missed

[Zebrakindom]

pause then press play and keep on press

1 for hell

2 for spaz

4 for horrible squeel

5 for another spaz

6 for gibberish

7 for sex

8 for RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

9 for the hash slinging slasher!!1

[SuperGoliath89]

You are a sick, horrible human being, and I love you.

[Dudeman9339]

Vat19 is better. less 4chan more cool stuff

[GrimIZ987]

..."just as long as it sounds like I'm killing it..."