Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity-Ackmad The Dead Terrorist P1

[Ifitinlockers]

Good evening..... Infidel!

[dpsreable]

you spelled achmed wrong

[MrCodDK]

@dpsreable ur wright its A C FLIM M E D

[rapo989]

3:52 the best Part EVER!!! "please dont put me in the same suit case" "why?" "HE HAS GASSS" !!!! xD

[daredevil3911]

2:29 to 2:35 shit makes me laugh all the time!!!

[Payday045]

did they say it would be female virgins

HOLY CRAP! Waiy, i can have Clay Aiken! LMFAO! XD

[SAR1DAN]

scary to think that he's talking to himself up there...wouldn't that make him insane

[eccenticitee]

@SAR1DAN Hence, "Spark of Insanity"...

[1JonasLoveForever1]

@SAR1DAN And one of his others is called "Arguing with myself"

[MrsLuvBrittney]

god dammit! oh, oh i mean alah dammit :P

[welovebeefvideos3]

@mikhaer lighten up man, it's just jokes. I don't know what you believe, but is there a commandment of "being right-wing about religion"?

[zeoalexo]

you idiot, you don't have an ass!!!!!!

[marcos18boy]

i kill you!!!!

[Rocket85286]

u spelled achmed wrong lol

[NoIxICoMMenTIxI]

:\

[mikhaer]

make fun of what ever you wont except religions and believes .

[mikhaer]

it is very offensive act against the muslims not respecting their religion at all .how about doing someone about the holocaust will that be ok?

[4rchf13nd]

@mikhaer its not making fun of muslims, its making fun of terrorists with in my opinion is fine, and if someone wants to make a puppet show with a nazi puppet i'd probably watch it and laugh...

[F4TALxSN1P3Z]

@mikhaer Maybe to you but not his jewish fans.

[OHSHCFan01]

SILENCE! i kill you!

[OHSHCFan01]

SILENCE! i kill you!

[narutohinatalover4ev]

"God damn it! Oh! oh! I'I mean Allah damn it. SILENCE! I kill you!" ill never get tired of that 8D

[TheEmoLoveAnime]

3:10

ackmad sounds like he is going to cry XD

[rapVEVOrap]

is ackmid gay or wat???

[macero44]

bruno mars:i wanna be a billionare

girl:me too i need new pants

bruno:no cause your amazing just the way you are

girl:really you think so?will you marry me?

bruno:no but id catch a gernade for ya

''girl gets hit by a gernade''

bruno:today i dont feel like doing anything

spread this

[ImJustSayin2014]

@macero44 Why should I share it? It has absolutely nothing to do with the video I'm watching.

[MultiSophie1999]

It's achmed, not ackmad...

[iCheesey]

Huh, I always thought it was Achmed.

[time903]

Akmad-Ok, I won't move my ass.

Walter-You idiot you don't have an ass!

Classic.

[HxCbeliever]

Ackmad?

[TheAwsomedude104]

i luv it wen walter says "idiot you dont have an ass!" and wen he lauges

[xavier8994]

When he says it's a flesh wound idk if it's a joke or monty python reference... still funny

[YTubeMan206]

23 people are with walter in the box

[bookevin2]

what the hell happen to my feet

son of a bitch

-tries to fix his feet, and jibberish-

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!

i KEEEEL YOOOOOOOU!!!

[CelticxPanda]

23 idiots don't have an ass

[monkeyandtoast]

cheese

[boxer3087]

23 Habeebs didn't like this. LMAO!

[brandonator202]

Lol "Ackmed".

[g4m1ngcentral]

A C FLEMGxHGxHGH M E D

Aflemghghgxghgxmed

[SpongyPantsEditer]

SILENCE!!!!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rhosius]

mustard gas was nothing compared to a walter fart

 LOL

[cmajors510]

ackmad i ment

[cmajors510]

achmed is spelled wrong it says ackmed

[ayalaperez1994]

"okay...i will not move my ass!"

"you idiot, you dont have an ass!"

he did at one point, walter!

[pepsicola5678]

23 people are suicide bombers 

[808sun5h1n3]

SILENCE!!!

I KILL U!!!

funny crap

[DarkFatalisSlayer]

I love Ack(flem)meds voice! it's awesome!

[RAWRilyy69]

5:32 what's clay aken?

[adre10]

@RAWRilyy69 i think it's CLAY AIKEN... search google for him

[ServesUrite]

you mean the president!

[QwiiKzZ]

22 people thinks Flemh is a letter!

[Oliznr279]

@QwiiKzZ Good comment Hanni :)



[themuffinbuttonman]

a terrorfying terorist

[MachineGoat]

pause at 4:32 when his eyes r looking ahead, he looks scared shitless

[MachineGoat]

pause at 4:32 achmed looks scared shitless

[jackiephung]

What the hell happened to my leg *jeff tries to fix it*

son of a bitch *says random things then looks at jeff*

stop touching me *look at the people then back to jeff*

I KILL YOU

[mssummerchica]

" a terrifying terrorist"

[jazzygirl3699]

does anyone realize there is only one person on stage?? XD it still seems like a myth to me XD his dummies are so real!!

[mariosonicfan1000]

@jazzygirl3699 let me tell u this,his really good at talking and ppl think the dummies r real but they arnt

[chriscato1990]

JEFF DUNHAM SPARK

OF INSANITY ACKMAD THE DEAD TERRORIST P1

[babybat123]

wht they hell happened to my feet son of a bitch

[runehq21]

but your dead

no im not

but your all bone...

its a flesh wound

[Ericdafatty203]

you spelt it wrong it's Achmed

with the flem 

[SEANOLEARY37]

oh lets see...A........C......flem

[14BinX14]

gewd eveniiiiinnngggg infideelllll

[ShadowWolf289]

Achmed- "There are a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there."

Me- "That's why they're virgins"

[oblivion5913]

-Wait...if im dead, that means i get my 72 virgins! *looks around*

...

are you my virgins? i hope not

-Why?

-There are a couple of ugly-ass guys out there

[MrAchieduckie]

what kind of terrorists are you

im a terrifing terrorists

[shayisthebestest1]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!!!! <3 Achmed!!!

[natedog2004]

@shayisthebestest1 woh woah woah woah woah!!!!!! you goty it all wrong my friend! it is SILENCE!!!!!! I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackops126]

just saying, it ACHMED not ACKMAD

[dylnoneya]

what the hell happen to my feet wat the hell wat r u doin........STOP TOUCHING MEEE i kill u, holy crap im in the air holy crap something is backwards LMAO

[DemMedHornene]

The title is misspelled.

[Dosbrew]

AAAAAA CCCCCCCCCC um phlegm

[masterskyrunner]

I believe, in Arabic-Latinized spelling, it's Achmed (or Ackmed if the parents were stupid)

[missjodder]

achmed: "what the hell happened to my feet"!!!!!

*Jeff fix them*

Achmed :"SON OF A BITCH!!!!"

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[lake40]

every time i watch this it brings tears of laughter love it

[FoxyAlexDude]

a terrifing terrorist

[figero262]

Not I kill, I KEEEEEELLLLLLLL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cody12345249]

ACHMAD*

[frazer447]

its Achmad.. not Ackmad..

[isaachy98]

when i first watched this i taught one of the audience said to ahmed that he does not have an ass

[Kurz99]

Its ACHMED -phlegm phlegm phlegm-

[shattakid55]

silent!!! I Killllllllllllllllllllllllllll­l YYouuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dreaddogs]

He's a genius!

[hiss9889]

I told a joke

[moraz21]

I'm from Israel. And this is funny as hell to me XD

[LovelyAndWarm]

I'm from middle east.

fuck you and fuck the terrorists.

[Jeffaniel]

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Midnight7716]

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! >:c ...... I KILL YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

[MrMellowheart]

@Melody1Running hahaha epic miss XD achmed is going to give you a flesh wound like his now :3

[Kan854]

"It´s a flesh wound."

[Lotto15719]

Thumb puremager123 down if you disagree with him

[CrisLoco101]

@Lotto15719 U are 1 piece of shit u ko that dickhead How the Fuk is this racist shut the hell up

[MediaGamesReviewsX]

achmed not akmad

[Lotto15719]

22 People have Flesh Wounds

[Melody1Running]

Nooo, I pressed the wrong button. I meant like! I meant like!

[lDarkFyreFoxl]

@Melody1Running How do you miss? o.o it's like twice the size of the dislike button. :O!

[Melody1Running]

@lDarkFyreFoxl I sneezed!

[THElilSIS100]

was that walter???

yeahh

He scares the crap outof meh!!!!

why??

HE HAS GAS!!

[Swmrgrl125]

" it s a flesh wound" does anybody else think of Monty Python?

[363james]

barrak osama

[keshav2609]

excellent!!!

[ThejtJACK]

i know is talking not ackmed its jeff dunham

[mrrandomfilmz]

Hahha LOL i agree achmed is awsome and walter aint bad

[ellie4739]

Oh my got :D:D "Silence! I kill you" :D:D - its killing me..so funny

[Liveforinspiration]

you really are dead..

Are you sure?

Yeah..

I just got my flu shot :'(

[Liveforinspiration]

2:30 to 2:40 makes my life =) What the hell happened to my feet?!@?!@?!@?!

[Liveforinspiration]

2:30 to 2:40 makes my life =)

[McFletcher09]

its achmed not ackmad :)

[eragonrex1]

Unbelievable no muslim sued jeff dunham like they do with everything else

[albamababe]

@eragonrex1 amen to that

[Chomper135]

Achmed: "Are you scared?"

Jeff: "Not realy, no."

Achmed: "Grrrr... and now?"

Jeff: "Not realy, no."

Achmed: "Grrr GRRRR... How bout now?"

LOL

[priscillandrebeca]

A-C-FLEHM lmao!!!

[Mikethegr8tTiger4552]

Is that Walter?! He scares the CRAP out of me!!! Sadam's Mustard Gas was nothing compared to a Walter Fart! It's not funny! He will KILL us!!!

[SorafiLynn]

20 people missed the like button.

[EmmaLB1000]

Ackmed is the best :)

[soccergirl5433]

cause there's some ugly ass guys out there! xD

[Riyadhgirl90]

Omg it is not pronounced achmed at alllll

(أحمد ahmad... that’s how you write the name ) god I wish that you could hear how the name sounds

I laughed so hard at 2:32 and Jeff rocks he is sooo brilliant I always forget that there is one person who talks .peanut is the best character.

[SourCandy121]

Its ACHMED! :) just saying! and thanks for uploading

[fiercebyotch101]

what thehell happened to my feet

son of a bitch!!!!

STOP TOUCHING MEEE

I KEEL YOUUUU!!!!!!

[annimale12345]

Silence!!!!!! I KEEL YOU

[pickeymickey]

hahahahaha i love this so funny!

[nicoparas]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love it

[1234camerondavis]

jeff -ackmad how do u spell that

ackmad -what

[demothiflame]

Lol Matan, you know it's Achmed not Ackmad right?

[Bastista1]

Jeff Dunham: "Just sit still."

Achmed The Dead Terrorist: "Okay... I will not move my ass!"

Walter (from inside the trunk): "You idiot, you don't have an ass!"

[BLKSCORPIO33]

JEFF DUHAM IS THE BEST. DONT EVER STOP

[C19LSA]

SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!! Achmed is the Best xD

[Lotto15719]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Me, I kill you.

LOL

[RTardWDX]

A terrifying........terrorist

[crazyjammer81]

a terrifying terrorist

god dammit

srry i mean alla dammit

its achmed chchchchchchchchchchchc

a-c-slim-

silence *high voice* i kill you

[demothiflame]

@crazyjammer81 He says "A-c-phlegm" lol. Phlegm is the mucus in the back of your throat. Basically what comes up when you make that sound :)

[HidingInTheShadows14]

"Silence! ...I KILL YOU!"

[TheLindseyvalle]

IZ NOT FUNNEY!! HE WILL LILL US!! LMFAO xD IF THIS IS PARADISE,IVE BEEN SCREWED!!! xD i love that part :)

[mojly440]

this is kinda offending to Muslims..... dont ya think?

[loki8lelouch7]

no its agghhhhhkkkmmmmeeeedddddd

XDDD

[montelugia]

I just got my Flu shot.

[montelugia]

u spelled Achmed wrong

[Carnagedude504]

"Sadam's mustard gas has nothing on a Walter Fart!"

xDDD

[gsz424]

This dude is so funny when is the next special coming out now that the show is cancelled

[nitababz]

-Knock Knock

-Who's there?

-ME I KILL YOU!

LLLLLLMMMMMFFFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO

[MrSethx7]

WAS THAT WALTER? HE SCARES TEH CRAP OUT OF ME....DONT PUT ME IN THERE!!! lol

[lexrox67]

are u scared

no

rah

how about now

no

God darn it

oohh!

i mean, a Allah darn it

lololololololol

[MesoJoe]

SILIENCE!!!!

......I KILL YOU!!!

[dexat111]

u rock jeff LOL LOL HAHAHA

[hotness104]

i'll kill u

[theeightsin]

Jezus, you don't steal a joke from other entertainers!

"but you are all bone!" "It's just a fleshwound"

That's monthy python's joke, not his.

[TheGhostblade101]

Thats why everyone was laughing... they got the allusion.. they go the reference dude lol.

[pshles]

Actually, the joke you are thinking of is:

"King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.

Black Knight: Yes I have.

King Arthur: *Look*!

Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound."

[lewbowz12345]

2:35 im sure thats a pornstar!!!

[kakaloekia]

Dude .. W T F ...

[lewbowz12345]

lol dude my cousin told me it looks like one soo why nt post it nd see if any 1 knows?

[wcailum]

He sounds like starscream

[koora8]

we say it Ahmed anyways nothing called achmed xD but love the vid tho lol

[xiiVxSteALthNiinjA]

xD the guy who owns this vid called him, 'ackmad' XDDD achmed is how ya spell it

[DXTripleHDXHBK214]

u spelt achmed wrong lolz

[sminu90]

is that walter?! he scares the CRAP out of me!!! please do not put me back in the same suitcase! well...why not? he has gaaaas. saddams mustard gas was nothing compared a walter fart!!!!!

hahah Jeff ist he best! Achmed's my favorite! And to agree with people, i keep forgetting the puppets are fake too! I wish i had an Achmed!!!!!

[DelynAndHeledd]

SILENCE! i kill you! :]

[nikizzelable]

Its actually ac*flem*med.

[2HypnotizedFreaks]

Thats not how u spell flem

[DunhamFan11]

ackmad? wtf?

[Truntur]

its achmed or ahcmed

most likely achmed

[HoldenForse]

If ya take a close look you'll see that Achmed's left arm is.... well..... kinda broken.....

[mandanom]

its the frikin chiwawa's fault!!!!