How to Treat a Bitten Tongue

[BlackLady2310]

I thought this video was funny ... but then I read the comments and was both laughing and crying at the same time

[congkak56]

@postltsDead yeah if u chomp it off u will be dead. seriously 'bite your tongue' is F-hurt.

[creampie114]

Step 1:walk it off

[10Raccoon]

Bleeding?!?!?! I've gotten worse cuts from a tootsie pop than from biting my tongue!

[danialnrhsm731]

goood thing it didn't need a tounge

[thrufireandflame]

Maybe just fucking deal with it.

[Falloutfan961]

u will need: to grow a pair! its basically nothing!

[ZeratheWolf]

I bet Vince from slapchop came here.

You know he's back to doing commercials? Check it out. /watch?v=m9s-VkwSfNA

[TheCrasella]

dont suck on an ice cube! suck on a popsicle! if u suck on an ice cube u can swallow it!

[ElectricGuitarLuver]

wait... i dont need a biten tongue?

[zacharylisle]

I bit my tongue drinking coke.

[lunarsquish]

wowwwww im 11 and i don't even treat my bitten tongue with anything i just let it bleed and leave it alone instead of making it worse

[SageZane560]

Me: Guys I bit my tongue,I need hydrogen peroxide and aceminophen or ibuprofen.

My friends: ._.

[joesr31]

oh...i'll just stick with saying oww till the pain stops

[trainfan761]

How to treat a bitten tongue:

Step 1: drink a cup of concrete

Did you know? The person in this video is a pussy?

[ShibaNamedChewy]

How to Treat a Bitten Tongue:

You will need:

A tongue.

Step 1: Stop being a wuss and and wait until it heals its self.

Did you know? Dinosaurs are extinct.

[jdanr]

or...you can do this:

Step 1: man the hell up.

Step 2: Get on with your goddamn life.

problem solved.

[SebastianOnRs]

uh what happens if u bite through your tounge cause times a matter.

[seljean1]

I remember once I bit my tounge It bleed a line in the middle

[xtoxicthrasherx]

Step 1: Really? There not paying me enough for this crap.

Did you know? Horses bark.

[markkus2007]

Why can't I eat salty foods for 2 days ...I just drinked a glass of salt water..

[t604c]

@markkus2007 drank*

[gumdrop814]

im never sucking a ice cube again

i did it and accidently swolled it and started choking

[LeeDidU]

THE FUCK IS HYDRODGEN PEROXIDE?

[ilovetocheer4u]

Omg once I bit my tounge but it didn't matter because I was at the doctor (I have a bite mark/ditch on my tounge from when I was 3or4 know)

[MSWAGG52]

Isn't that guy from Blues Clues lol

[peaceloveandmusic34]

Step 1: deal with it.

Step 2: keep eating.

it's stupid how it says for you to ACT like it's no big deal. WELL IT IS NO BIG DEAL.

did you know that tounges are pink?

[PostItsDead]

Jesus. all you did was bite your tongue, not chomp it off.

[Ichigosistershadow1]

@PostItsDead my mom bit her's off when she was a kid!

[PostItsDead]

@Ichigosistershadow1

That's painful D:

[Ichigosistershadow1]

@PostItsDead yeah she's got the scar to prove it 

[PostItsDead]

@Ichigosistershadow1 Ewwww. :<

[TeRmSaNdC0NdiTi0ns]

What the FUCK is hydrogen poroxide.

[Davve941018]

@GrizzIy20 This comment sums up all the videos of this channel.

[psntustin25]

this helped me cure my AIDS.

[TheOneW33MAN]

Pyrao

[jAndro1d]

Step 1: TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

[princessalexis2k11]

or just leave it like i do

[brittstayfly]

Step one:When your tongue is bitten, Say this twice ''AHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRAP MY TONGUE HOLY FARTS THAT STINGS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

Step Two:Continue eating. Dang howcast you say the darnest things! Now this is the way to treat a bitten tongue eh!

[Smil96DK]

Suck on the icecube for several minutes... I really think that it would melt after 1 -.-'

[monsterhighghoul123]

How to cure a bitten tongue;

You will need

A popsicle

Instructions

Suck on the popsicle afterwards, EAT SOME PIZZA!!!!!

[1marcelfilms]

You will also need a bitten tongue

[0RedTree0]

"act like the injury is no big deal"....IT"S NOT A BIG DEAL.

[thecoadwordis]

@0RedTree0 i recon

[Domokitty3000]

Step one:( place useless task hear) step two:( same thing) bla bla bla. Did u know?: how cast irritates over one million people a year? Jk lol

[hersea91]

why would it bleed?

[taylorlover2011]

Do you really need to "heal" a bitten tounge?

[ShermaineNeo]

I always bite my tounge

[coralgem1]

when i bit my tounge it doesn't bleed. no big deal . all you got to do is leave . that is what i always do when i bit my tounge

[backupstand44]

they don't need bitten tongue

[Lovegirl1able]

when i bite my tongue it hurts but never bleeds

[Hezzenheffers]

What if I bite my tongue alone, in a tree, in the woods..

IN SPACE ?

[HybrOMegA2]

Step 1: Be a fucking man!

[BadActingWYIM]

rub some dirt in it

[jenniferyun1111]

"what you will need"

howbout a tounge!?!?

[ZeroVarsity]

Step One: Don't Give a fuck.

That's it!

[dp2192]

BE A MAN!!

[RawNBeats]

dont you need a bitten tougne

[Le1u]

So.. You cán rinse with salt water.. but not eat salty foods..

[iwilleatyourpie]

*pulls in doctor office*

Guy: DOCTOR! DOCTOR!

desk lady:he will be he in a minute..whats your problem?

guy: I BIT MA TUNG

desk lady: *gives address to mental hospital*

[skateboarder322000]

Step one:DONT BE A PUSSY AND SUCK IT UP!!!!

[greenpie891]

i know i have said this befor but this man looks like a pedophile

[HeyLookItsAmy]

0:35 the injury IS no big deal omg. you don't even need this shit.

[wtfcool21]

Step one: BE A MAN AND SUCK IT UP. DRINK YOUR BLOOD AS WELL.

[jenjenroxmnb]

WTF! who eats carrots in the washroom?

[annacaroishappy]

U take ibuprofen for a bitten tongue....? Wow

[MegaRandomSilence]

*Goes to docter*

Doctor: Whats wrong?

Me: I bit my tongue!

Doctor: Pussy...

[luckyBecster12]

WOH WOH WOH WOH WOH I can't eat salty foods in at least two to three days?!?!?! F THAT!!!

[iKravinGz]

for a second i thought the cloth was a sock lol

[raynedeerman]

step 1:.... its gone....

oh....

you must have like teeth of steel for you to bite your tongue and for it to still hurt by the time you take out a ice cube or something

[SerenaBoBeana]

I find this amusing :DD

[ZiraBreyerfan4life]

-sigh- SUCK IT UP! Its not that bad -.-

[MiddlesEastBeliebers]

lol who the fuck would do this ? you can just wait and it will go away you pussy

[missumileycyrus]

Did You Now :

THAT THIS VIDEO IS STUPID ! =)

[boop9000]

0:35 talks like a bitten tongue is a big deal FUCKING suck it up

[TheSydnick]

How To Treat A Bitten Tongue:

Step 1: Stay 'Ow' Like A Normal Person

Step 2: Carry On With Your Life

[DramaQueen9324]

I'm surprised on their list of stuff you'll need they didn't write "a bitten tongue"

[yizo247]

:O  My comment has 121 thumbs? :D

[Diamonds6Bxxth]

@freakonaleash-- Some people have sharper teeth than others so the bites can be pretty serious, or the person may have bitten the tounge too hard.

[10morgan3]

BLEEDING?

[foRkSpoRkSp00n]

Step 1: MAN UP BITCH

Step 2: walk away even though its bloody and dieing

[PlayTimePro]

I remember when I was a kid and i bit my tongue my babysitter just gave me an ice pop.

[FRr3AkOnALEaSh]

Wow really? All this over a fucking BITTEN TONGUE?!?!?! IT STOPS HURTING AFTER LIKE 30 SECONDS....

[ocarrace]

@FRr3AkOnALEaSh xD ikr

it also said you shouldn't eat some food for a day or two

[KiLLa5BoutEvolution]

@FRr3AkOnALEaSh your an idiot listen to the audio its for a bleeding tongue

[vygotsky17]

Or you could just walk it off, jeez.

[swaaagzz]

Step 1: bite your tongue

Step 2: wait for it to stop hurting .

DONE.

[MrPersonperson22]

you need a bitten tongue

[AwsumRocket18]

I agree with yizo247.... SUCK IT UP BITCH!

[Mineshack]

0:10 - Aww, a little boo boo

[cherryberry52298]

this guy cracks me up :)

[InsurgencyGuild]

OPTIONAL: A FREAKING TONGUE

[Superpplhavemorefun]

i choked on a full ice cube. i felt like i was gonna die. i swear if it were sumthin that didn't melt i probably would have

[lion95805]

my tongue is swelling and now its painful and i feel like i have chilli on my tounge all the time.. what to do?

[joshxkilla]

"TIP- If you're treating a kid act as if it's no big deal" IT ISN'T!!!!

[Sugarlandjackson]

Who eats a carrot in the bathroom? lol

[lsmaassable]

or i could just sit there for 5 seconds and wait for the pain to go away

[TheEliandTaniashow]

Don't you need a Tongue?Lol.

[MultiWTFVideos]

so you can bite your tounge if you dont have one?

[josh111where]

also press it really hard on your tongue too take all the blood beeding out

[josh111where]

I GO IT BEEDING more that 9 mins also it didnt hurt all you have to do is like take a napkin and press it on your tongue till the pain go's away tumbs up if you didnt the same thing :)

[PirateDuckyy]

step one: look it up on youtube and watch the 1:13 long video til the pain goes away

[byronlee991017]

step one: be careful

[Agentkid201CpCheats]

step 1 put  A BAND AID ON IT >:D

[TheyWantToKillMe]

step 1: TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

[beefechunkybeef]

I just say fuck

[jamie071189]

I don't look like that when I bite my tongue...I get mad at the food I'm eating and catch this big attitude lol

[itsYajaira]

who in the world eats a carrot in the bathroom.

[BamBabyBrenda]

Uhmm who else thinks that he must be pretty weak to need help? Because it really doesn't hurt

[NatInTheHatx3]

You will need: a bitten tongue.

[theomega616]

You want me to mix 1 part bleach with 2 parts water then put it in my mouth?

I'll pass.

[cwalktalk1]

Step 1: Suck it up pussy I think your going to live...

People really over react now to anything painful at all. I was stung by a bee at school and then I needed to go inside and to take medicine... Im not allergic at all and I never was! I cut myself with a sharp knife when I was doing volunteer work in a kitchen and everyone acted like I chopped my finger off...

[LolzIceCream]

Step 1: SUCK IT UP

[MsTeddybear210]

LOL HIS FACE LOOKS PRICELESS!

[TheGenie165]

I call my cat popsicle, shall I suck on her instead?

[iheartcupcakes23]

simple. just wait for a few minutes. no more pain.

[SmithDerek131]

I like how everyone thinks that all tongue bites can just be "gotten over with" as long as you're a man. Have any of you had a seizure? I woke up in a pool of blood with my tongue so swollen that it takes up the majority of my mouth. I haven't been able to eat swallow food or talk right for two days. I can't move it without it hurting. I guess I should just be more of a man though. You people know nothing.

[cwalktalk1]

@SmithDerek131 Ok that was a seizure, that is completely different than when you bite your tongue while chewing food.

[xxxbelivexxx]

this is like the 12th how-cast vid I've watched, and i haven't even started any of my work......

[2Sweet2BeTru]

uhm... my tounge has been hurting for over 3 days now... i think i punctured it... is that possible?? :P

[xPanicAtTheDiscoXOXO]

STEP 1: Scream

STEP 2: Get over it

[llamazrule123]

Lol seek medical help after 15 minutes? Once i cut my tongue on a can and it was bleeding for an hour and i didnt give a sh*t

[yizo247]

Step one: SUCK IT UP LIKE A MAN

[MortallicA91]

who the fuck bits his tongue that hard that it bleeds? :S

everytime this happens to me ,it is just temporal pain....

[BlazeTheDoja]

0:11 he looks so sad like ''y would u do that to me''

[VizzyDeluxe]

How to treat a bitten tongue - get over it

[RobloxiaVideos]

I bite my tounge all the time, and it never bleeds.

[TheShineySmiley]

really seeking medical attention for a bitten tounge?

you walk into a new medical place

name, number,dob...reason for visit BITTEN TOUNGE

one time i bit my tounge and it was bleeding for like 10 minutes and i was just fine

[TheHiddenPortal]

Hydrogen Peroxide? Screw it I'm just gonna suck it up and deal with it.

[1337Sander]

Optional : Tounge

[stellaandreanna]

STEP 1 : wait for it to stop FOR BLEEDING TONGUE step 1 : GO TO YOUR DOCTOR IN 1 MINUTE BEFORE YOUR MOUTH FLOODS WITH BLOOD

[cole505wso]

I bit my tongue at a movie and a few days later I found out I cut the end of my tongue, there was like a hole, it was like split in two at the very end. You know what I did to treat it? NOTHING!

[Snipervenomaz]

My girlfriend bitten my tongue so I need to watch this so yeah my reason. =P

[L0ve4Cookies]

Deal with it.

[werwer607]

wtf i just put a napkin on my tongue or my shirt if its red till my tongue stops bleedin XP~

[ILuvPie728]

i didnt bite it i slit it with the cap of my waterbottle theres no tutorials on that -_-

[nathanfishing3000]

lol when ever i bite my tongue i just keep eating wow that guy in the video is a baby

[18bigapple]

optional: tongue

[18bigapple]

optional: tounge

[monkeysdman1]

1.) chew cautiously.

2.) dont bite your tongue

3.) if you bit your tongue dont be a baby >=D

[nevinab]

lol suck on an ice cube...

[Rammaell]

Step 1- Dont be a pussy

[CabbageCupcakeGIrl]

OR!

you could suck it up stop acting like a baby when your 40 yrs old!

[4SAY4]

911: Hello, this is 911 -- how can I assist you?

Me: I need serious help!

911: Can you describe the incident?

Me: I BIT MY TONGUE! ---- wait, hello?

*dial tone*

[dageron3000]

@4SAY4 they said to do it if blood keeps on coming out

[bloominglove27]

His eyebrows are made of fluffy caterpillars... :D

[cccutie13]

his eyebrows look like chimpmuck tails

[reandcee]

lmao his face at 0:10

[profile724]

okay i just cry and deal with it.

[SuperPhoenix5]

Wtf ? I just swear for 5 secs .. suck of the blood... and that's it....

[65utubeman]

you will need

Balls

step1:deal with it pussy

[oliv3833]

"so act as if the injury is no big deal."

Well, this guy aint no good example.

He's bitching all over the floor.

[TheSunShinesBetter]

what the crap, I can't believe they are making movies about this!! Guys there are more important things to do!!

[tmtpuppylove]

step 1. hike up ur skirt and get over it, it aint tht bad

[dinobublz]

These videos are so stupid but I can't stop watching them once I click on it

[TheBluemonster22]

I guess the sham wow guy used this video ...

[WingWeeMovies]

Several minutes on 1 step wtf it stops hurting in 3 mins

[triplehhh478019]

I LOVE THIS GUY... no homo

[MixmyRemix2]

this is like stubbing your toe, hurts like a bitch then your over it in like 5 secounds

[xDeathmetalMan96x]

In NZL marmite heals the tongue

[shanimusic1]

OMG! this is stupid

[BubbleGumBubbleGirl]

Lol this is a fail

[cbnunya]

Jesus, all this for a bitten tongue. That dude's teeth must be sharp as fuck if it requires THAT much attention.

[jonnycurtisjonny]

how to man up

[jamalaron]

you will need

some balls

optional if you dont have any over dose on opium

[ihatenumbers987]

The time it takes u to do half these things it'll be gone. :p

[lovefight1136]

this is for a bitten tongue that is BLEEDING btw