Starship Troopers - WAR

[DarkPrinceNH5570]

Ya thats me... Military Scientist... *whispers* MILITARY INTELLIGENCE!!! Hes a PSYCHIC!!! Just like me.

[emiltossa]

barney nailed a bug! legenda----- wait for it...

[MadPutz]

The cockroach crushing part is perfect, because that's what happens in war, anything seen as related to the enemy, even if it in no way supports or is part of the enemy, is targeted.

[flyingjellybean13]

THIS SHOULD BE CALLED: The Beginnings of Dr.Horrible Also: WTF DUDE. Just cuz he's openly gay does not give you the right to make fun of him. Nph is a multi-talented and highly respected actor. What have you done with your life? Sit in front of the computer and jerk-off to elmo?

[DJBucca]

I used to be Mobile Infantry, but then I took an arrow in the knee...

[omgaflyingmonkey]

I really hope people realize this is even more of a parody than heinlein's book....

[jesse6788]

1:14 Cockroach "RETREAT!"

[CountArtha]

Swap "Muslims" for "Bugs" and you have America, circa 2002.

[bjggjb]

@CountArtha And so it will be in the future, when Al-Qaeda hits us again (which they will, sooner or later.)

[Uncrazamatic]

This movie was damn fun in the theater,rated R too! They pump out PG13 movies today like it's going out of style.I'm a grown adult I want tits,action,hardcore violence,and good clean fun.This movie had it all!

[pe6obutilkata]

Like this film a lot.

[notchjohnson1]

hey its that faggot

[FalloutCOGDude]

I killed a cockroach last night..... I'M DOING MY PART!

[BillyJimOMFG]

Introducing next year's last years models...

I just gonna stand here. I mean look at me, I'm drop dead gorgeous AND I said "Stop before drop dead", so it's already now my fault.

[BillyJimOMFG]

Sky Marshall DieNES meets his fate at General "Kate Adie reporting".

[BillyJimOMFG]

COCKROACH MURDER!



[BillyJimOMFG]

Out of the ashes of Buenos Aires, songs about "Christmases" daughter.

LOL

[AllTimeJedLife]

86% effective? Surely he means 83%? ;)

[JonesyLedZeppelin]

how charmingly fascist... lol

[ChrisspacePatti]

They're working on a remake based more on the book. In this part, Rico's mother was in Buenos Aires, but his dad wasn't and ended up joining the M.I. in response. Oh, and NPH's character was already dead by now.

[HollowIchigo136]

0:17 "They killed my dog.........this means war"

[xand3rro]

There going to do a remake of SST. I don't want to know more.

[naylorfan90]

Oh my gosh, it's BARNEY!

[TheSIKKS66]

So THAT'S Barney Stinson's job!

[makerwidow]

"nobody knows when the invasion will take place but everyones talking about it and the talk says TOMORROW!"

[17MrLeon]

Is he not aging at all????

[yoyuepz]

@17MrLeon nope

[evan258]

I have been doing my part since I saw my first cockroach!

[movieduder1]

then why were they so hard to kill in battle :/??

[Fallout3Master6644]

@movieduder1 what the bugs? because the MI doesnt aim they just shoot

[weirdaljedifan2]

He has a PhD in Horribleness.

[ramjet94]

@weirdaljedifan2 and a Doctorate in Ass-Kicking

[Starcruiser15]

why do they have no tanks or something they have only those mech suits in the third part

[acdcbaseballer21]

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[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

This was a terrible movie. lol honestly horrible and dumb. but good affects. definitely a childrens movie with explicit content.

[TheJakecheck]

@BoggleDongMongerFlog dumb bitch!

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

@TheJakecheck you disagree? the whole movie was awful. I mean not only do they live in Buenos Aires, are totally white, speak perfect English. and they talk about going to school at Harvard... which is in AMERICAAAA??? Then of course only Buenos Aires gets taken out. and of course the 'three best friends' all become the best at what they do. Best pilot, best warrior, best scientist. ya like I'm sure THAT would be likely. and what are the chances of the kids teacher becoming his instructor????

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

@TheJakecheck Oh and bugs can somehow knock meteors out of space into a planet with such precision without ANY sort of technology, and We humans with all the technology in the world cant stop it, let alone manufacture a weapon that kills a 'bug' in less than 50 shots. oh and did you ever see ONE of them reload?? NO. they jsut kept shooting, judging by the size of the mags and the size of the bullets id say it could hold 20 bullets MAX, yet they keep shooting and shooting. I counted 80 shots once

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

@TheJakecheck oh and what are they doing rushing in WW1 style when they could nuke the entire planet twice as easily??? And what the fuck sport were they playing??? That bitch knocked two guys twice her size on their asses while her buttbuddy was doing backflips n shit. and what do those bugs live on?? the planet is COMPLETELY barren. not ONE SINGLE PLANT. and the bugs don't even have mouths. just big pinchers. how COULD they eat??? this is the dumbest movie of all time.

[TheJakecheck]

@BoggleDongMongerFlog ohhh nooooo the movie isnt realistic! everything has to be related to our daily life so it can be as dull as possible. its called "imagination", u know like what spongebob taught you when you were still learning to wipe your own ass (if you ever did that is). your just a troll I cant reach your lost mind.

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

@TheJakecheck Spongebob is a cartoon about a talking sponge who lives in a pineapple. NO ONE takes it seriously. yet this is supposed to be a 'serious' movie.

[TheJakecheck]

@BoggleDongMongerFlog i wasnt trying to compare the two but i see you took the liberty urself.

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

@TheJakecheck I think you were just trying to make yourself sound smart. DO realise that 90% of the time its the 'troll' who leaves a contradicting reply to someone else's opinion. I don't reply to other people saying their opinion is stupid.. I leave that to the trolls.. btw your doin a good job. keep it up.. troll

[akhshu108]

@BoggleDongMongerFlog Bugs DID NOT knock a meteor out of space into planet Earth. You get this information from the news, that same information has been previously "approved" by the military. In fact the meteor that destroyed Buenos Aires was an excuse to declare war on bugs...

[akhshu108]

Don't forget: soldiers are supposed to be sent to slaughter (as it usually happens in real life when you have no tactics/strategies). At least that$s Verhoevens message. Before the war begins you already know the soldiers are gonna get ripped apart. They got no chance!!! That's why this is funny yet scary at the same time. That movie is a masterpiece!!!!Répondre à cette vidéo...

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

@akhshu108 ITS AWFUL. WORST PLOT IVE EVER SEEN. And the second movie was twice as bad!!

[vigo894]

@BoggleDongMongerFlog= Then, don't see the third one.

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

@vigo894 trust me, i dont plan on it, and if i ever do it will be just to make fun of it

[latinoheat300]

Ive said before and Ill say it again, the quasi fascist political model seen in this movei is the way to go. All the benefits of a strong central global government minus the racial ideological bullshit.

[KillrMonkey19]

1 thing I always thought of was why they never deployed land vehicles like tanks, it would of helped them more and might of reduced their casualties.

[TheIWFChannel]

@KillrMonkey19 they had a massive overpopulation on earth and they didnt care about casualties

[KillrMonkey19]

@TheIWFChannel when you say it like that sounds a little harsh.

[Rennonz]

Insect civilization probably isn't a cancer sucking their home dry of resources while living off the suffering of every other species on it. I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

[vigo894]

@Rennonz= You won't be saying that when they've laid eggs inside your sphincter boy.

[Rennonz]

@vigo894 What do you mean "inside my sphincter"? Which sphincter are you talking about?

[chriscos123]

I love how Neil takes the warrior down in like 10 seconds, yet a whole battalion barley took out one.

[georgitomoreno]

pobre buenos aires :S jaajjaa

[ItsEvenBetter]

HAHA BARNEY!!!!!

[SuperHero3]

Wow, I totally forgot just how crazy over the top violent this movie was. Paul Veerhoven really knows how to "push the envelope" with violence. BTW, I saw Jake Busey at the Hollywood Rennaisance Hotel in LA a couple of years ago. Friendly guy, hot girlfriend.

[SergeantLuke]

1997: Hey, is that the kid from Doogie Howser?

2011: HOLY SHIT IT'S NEIL PATRICK HARRIS!!!

[JohnNewhaven]

About Carl's bit: aren't those steel bars horribly inneffective to contain that creature? It should be easily capable of stabbing or impaling anyone who gets that near.

[TheKevinsgay]

We must meet this threat with our courage, our valor, indeed with our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect, dominates this galaxy *now and always*!

[tanpeke]

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em' all!!!!

[andyt1313]

One of the best scifi movies ever.

[farsight398]

@andyt1313 Never read the book, have you? Heinlin is spinning in his grave.

[kurtjk01]

@farsight398 Absolutely correct. I am not a violent man, but if I ever meet Paul Veerhoven in person, I'm punching his teeth out personally, out of respect for R. A. H. To think of what this movie *could* have been . . .

[JohnLewisZanna]

It's gonna be legen...wait for it...dary!

[tommyt1971]

86% combat effective...

[Dalbert342]

Why don't they just use a giant can of RAID on Klendathu...I never got that part? BTW the teacher in the clip seems to be slightly mentally challenged

[MasteroChieftan]

I mean, I don't really give a fuck, a good bug IS a dead bug, but I wonder if they got shit for killing live cockroaches? I mean cause that's technically animal cruelty considering it was set up and not really necessary lol

Again, not saying it makes me mad they were killing roaches, I'm just curious if the filmmakers caught any flak for that lmao

[Franticuli]

I'M DOING MY PART !

[DarkSamael55]

Those are the early imperial guard of the imperium of men!

[johnkerry7]

@DarkSamael55 watch this movie when i paint up my IG :D

[Hughes0420]

Definitely thought he was gonna say 83% 'combat effective.'

Oh, HIMYM, I watch too much of thee.

[yummyumms96]

IM DOING MY PART!

[srdjan455]

ehm kids you might screw up the eco system if you are going to kill all cockroaches

[TipoPedigree]

I kinda feel bad for the cockroaches.

[MrBred89]

he's ALWAYS suit up!

[babapoopoo]

love that movie; i only one ennemy left and it's the bankers; is there an army i can join to fight them?

[thebritish25]

I love this film I have never read the book ( but I intend to when I get the time)

But can some one tell me what year/century this story is set ??

[WeirdMrBilly]

@thebritish25 23rd century I think.

[CincinnatusSPQR]

The book was excelent, the critics can kiss my ass.

[engared]

Starship Troopers the movie has more in common with the Imperial Guard than the book its name after.

[Kingdom007Hearts]

Barney says to suit up and fight the bugs. lol

[hajime2006]

fucking hilarious

[MyNinoslav]

I would like to see, arachnaid aka Bugs. fighting with Imperial Guard. to see what swarm is strongest :D imagine Imperial rushing towards bugs and vice versa. damn i would pay to see that.

[babapoopoo]

@MyNinoslav wow yes!!

[Mathadar]

@MyNinoslav you mean the Imperial Guard versus Tyranid? :)

[MyNinoslav]

@Mathadar Imperial guard already fought tyrandids my friend, Hive fleets like behemoth, leviathan etc. i would like to see this arachnaids fight with imperal guard. that would be sight to see :)

[AnotherSchmoe]

Lololol.... I haven't seen the movie, though I'm currently reading the book (almost finished it). This looks really, really bad... nothing like the book at all. Still, I may have to watch it someday. Looks funny. o_O

[DerNerver]

barney stinson !!!XD

[Haloister]

Well that mother is a clear psychopath

[myowngenesis]

sorry, it was from 0:21 this... 

[myowngenesis]

the speech that dude makes on 0:24-0:40 is just awesome.

[CmSignatureFilms]

those fucking kids should be the ones to get stomped...i hate those fucking sons of bitches

[BlockingMetal]

Neil Patrick Harrison!!!

[wannabemarine13]

@BlockingMetal Harris. Idiot.

[andrevega12345]

Can't believe this actually got an Oscar nomination

[rex3453]

shines the name, shines the name RODGER YOUNG! 

[theitalianscotdan]

1:22 OMG ITS MY GF

[NetoUnltd]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND, HE KILLED THAT BUG CAUSE IT'S NOT WEARING A SUIT, RIGHT?

[falcon21ist]

Ticonderoga= worlds best pencil

Ticonderoga = galaxy's best base

[6112jimmy]

@falcon21ist Ticonderoga was a fort used during the American war for independence and was the turning point for the war.

[TheAwakenedHeretic]

NPH is such a champion.

[Bessboroughwarrior]

I personally like the roughnecks series better

[micka141]

Notice how the guy from Intelligence uniform closely resemble that of the uniform of Germany's WW2 Wafffen SS members.

[Anarchist86ed]

@micka141 That's probably because the nazi symbolism is intentional.

[MrIlive4metal]

Barney is not wearing his suit!

[MrIlive4metal]

I would rather read the book (which i already have)

[MrLegendman3]

Im scared O.O

[Nightmonkey17]

Haha they don't make movies like this anymore.

[yemanyaaa]

1:24 PSYCHO MOM!!

[joanal12]

One of the few films ive ever seen and noticed noone fucking smokes in the whole movie

The counterpart is casino, in wich someone smokes in every single scene lol

[boomertwi]

Looks like star-wars XD

[leandro0341]

The most motivating line in movie history for all of us Argentines from the Capital, at 2:16, 'I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!'

[Kimpa445]

LOL NIEL PATRICK HARRIS!!! XDDD



[Rasectos]

Bugs bombing Buenos Aires...what would NPH do?

[lifeofthe6]

My favorite part was when Americans were getting angry over Buenos Aires.

[jmjmjm97]

I fucking love this movie/series, except for the 2nd one, just a bunch of people being stupid as fuck.

[daemonhunter100]

@jmjmjm97 the third one was horrible, 90% of the movie is cgi, and horrible type of cgi

[jmjmjm97]

@daemonhunter100 Yeah, the only cool part to me was when they met Behemecoytal and the Marauder Suits

[Ferdal]

I did not know they added this to crack.com's article for Starship Troopers. And I added this 5 years ago. Wow.

[VeryHappyUniverse]

@Ferdal

Congratulations sir.

[Robin360]

@Ferdal Hope you're getting nice and paid for that too! LOL, especially with that advertisement before the video!

[Shattered0Platinum]

When I saw Neil Patric Harris I died.

[dyne313]

Thumbs up if Cracked DIDN'T send you here. And thumbs down that other guy.

[gyrosplater]

Barney Stinson shooting Bug's LIKE A BOSS.

[kalivodaanda]

Come on, Barney, that's you can't pick up girls like that!

[Shrike2101]

Wait was that Barney from How I Met Your Mother shooting up a bug? Kick Ass!

[ShinRyojin]

God bless you Cracked.com



[lemonrind]

This movie basically predicted the Iraq war.

[blackrack2008]

Hey, it's the same voice that voice the UAC propaganda videos in DOOM3

also, cracked sent me here

[sErgEantaEgis12]

Thumbs up if Cracked sent you there!

[Wolfsherz]

@sErgEantaEgis12 No; fuck you.

[sErgEantaEgis12]

@Wolfsherz Wow did someone pissed in your coffee today?

[Wolfsherz]

@sErgEantaEgis12 No I'm more of a tea person.

[yomommaluvs69]

holy shit! is that the guy from how i met your mother??

[SBw00t]

@yomommaluvs69 Ha ha, I was just thinking "Whoa, that's Barney!"

[Rice9001]

@yomommaluvs69

You mean the guy from Doogie Howser, MD :P

Yeah that's Neil Patrick Harris.

[blakdog90]

@Rice9001 i must be gettin' ol' because that how i remember him as, Doogie Howser MD

[spackhollogay]

This article Cracked me up.

[wambam99999]

2:14 "And with that line of dialogue, my acting career pretty much went down the toilet."

[Ammit5]

Hell yeah, Neil Patrick Harris!

[PlatinumJestar]

Even when he's killing giant alien bugs Neil Patrick Harris suits up

[spackhollogay]

@humanvegetable Thumb whore.

[humanvegetable]

@spackhollogay AND LOVING EVERY THUMB.

[Wolfsherz]

@spackhollogay Thumbs up for this!

[wanqas]

NPH fucking shit up

[IvanKesja]

Cracked.com sent me here

[edgar1331]

Is it just me or that's Duke Nukem at 2:00?

[Boomstick898]

@edgar1331 More like Duke's retarded cousin

[superfunbad]

@edgar1331 Fun fact: That's Gary Busey's son.

[Specterish]

Why does the scientist look like a Nazi SS officer? o_o

[shoesarenice]

@Specterish satire

[Twiggierjet]

@Specterish That's the point.

[emmthreejonny]

@Specterish Because Verhoeven thought it would be charming to make Heinlein's characters look like Nazis simple because he's political spectrum was shaken by the book's contents.

[worldofdancetheater]

This is ridiculous.

[KosmoAntoninus]

Then the bugs crashed the World Trade Center and the troopers went out to stomp them.

[taz151998]

i say kill them all- hell yah!!!!!

[Yeowie69]

Millatary Logic - Fail

Millatary Tactics - Fail

Milatary Training - Fail

Milatary Landing - Fail

100,000 of Marines getting mauled by 1000 bugs win :P

[NightHawk92929]

Hurray for neil patrick harris :)

[snakes3425]

You know the Bugs in the book were a bigger threat: they were far more intellegent, they had an army and starships of their own plus an Empire

[maxagic95]

bug are jews :DD



[HatersGonnaHate1000]

@maxagic95 You'r 15..I bet you dont even know why you dont like jews..idiot

[Obamaphiliac]

1:25 the psycho teacher

[RoaccVideos]

Who is that at 1:00 ?

recorgnise him I know I do...

[scwt89]

@RoaccVideos Neil Patrick Harris

[dooiedodo31]

@RoaccVideos from malcolm in the middle. ;) ( francis )

[RoaccVideos]

@dooiedodo31

Thats where I know him from! Cheers :P

[ninyhobo]

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[Thebestever441]

Poor roaches :(