HD: Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

[whitetiger881]

At first I didn't realize this was a joke and was all, "ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?!?!?"

[THEREALTEW]

I don't know about everyone else but I like using my old fashioned keyboard!

lol virtually unbreakable.....unless dropped or hit! haha funny

[JoshAsianKid]

If this was real, I honestly wouldn't be surprised. lol

[LoneShrimp]

1:02...the aboration went well...whats wrong with people today...

[noobsifyer]

you have to be severely retarded to not get that this is a joke...

[warex3d]

fake LOL

[Domza84]

I'll buy anything that's shiny and made by Apple.

Message sent from an IPhone... Lol.

[albertoivanortizz]

VERY STUPID MAC WHEEL ..........

[jimlap777]

It's intuitive; everything is just a few hundred clicks away...

[TheEgg185]

the sudoku killer strikes again

[TheEgg185]

1:34 typical mac user ._.

he said that with a straight face because he wasn't joking.

[zachclark64]

fuckin gay

[theiFanboy]

fake video

[mallcopman]

that is so stuped i hope it is joke

[ninjaboy552]

the sad part is....i actually believed this was real the first time i saw this. should i go commit hari kari now?

[heatheranne10]

dumb....it would take forever to type... this video proves it...it took one guy 45 min just to write ONE email......i wrote this comment in less than 1 min. which is more efficient?..you decide

[jailboie44]

agreed

[miljanFVU]

woow you are so smart

[BlueHerself]

Oh, Onion...AHAHAHAHA....blaaaaah lmfaooooo

[BlueHerself]

Um, I rather type. Kthnx.

[downloaditnows]

lol at virtually unbrreakable unless drop or hit lol

[KnightMD]

LOL @ Soduko killer

By the way, this fake wheel can multitask, show flash on the web, and iChat.... making it better than the iPad

[raphaelsharp]

lol :))))

[bitplane]

One star for explaining the joke.

[th3echelon89]

1:39 "Spent 45minstyping an EMAIL to his friend" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[MissAnyaBlack]

Hahahaha

[MrCaptianCrunch]

you guys are stupid this is a joke

[Frampa]

Apple designed great stuff, but a wheel imstead of a keyboard means learn again to write???

No way it took too long to write Emails and other writing stuff.

I guess keep a secret push the Apple Share on high level thats it.

This will become a big flop.

[Hiraghm]

No screen, hard drive or wheel... what's the new Macbook called?

The "iBrick" of course...

[fuzzyplatypus123]

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA, Im sorry but this is HILAROUS!

[fuzzyplatypus123]

HAHAHAHAHA

[sikodemon]

I actually thought this was real for a moment there! Thank god it isnt! was getting a bit worried.

[ROCKSoutLOUD1316]

will come out in 3 to 15 months... lmfao!

[MacNymph]

that's not true at all.

[xXxIchigoOtakuxXx]

I'd like to get in a typing race with someone who actually buys that...

[bmhannah95]

pause at the auto complete thing some are so funny.

"the apple as inquiring about the aimable crocodiles friend" and " the attractive peanut farmer graded the term paper"

[technogeek678]

lol

[mackawy]

"everything is just a few hundred clicks away" hahahahahaha

[Aiziah09]

Police awaiting the next sudoku killer move ROFL

[GamerGeek96]

Apple is Going LOCO! Typing = slow :(

[aintellengreat]

"And NOT just dicking around"

[mudasir0081]

this laptop is long for typing...... that is the disadvantage!!!!!

[udpman]

Words Per Minute(WPM)?

N

O

It's Revolutions per minute(RPM)!

lol

[johnnybravo223]

iPod in varianta lapotp:)) e buna gluma oricum:))

[shadowfax272]

ITT: people don't realise the Onion is a fake newscast

[costyn2008]

baaaai fratilor hai sa fim seriosi ca e cea mai proasta gluma posibila. nu exista nimc care sa inlocuiasca tastatura obisnuita cu una care sa stai 45 de minute sa scrii unui prieten ce mai face. tastatura nu poate fi inlocuita decat cu ceva SF sa iti citeasca gandurile sau cu una care deja exista de se proiecteaza pe masa sau pe un spatu de lucru.

[QualityMac]

sau cu una touch...in loc de cea materiala

[Gumfathegerman]

thats funny as fuck. someone at work told me about it, he thought it was serious. cant wait to tell him its a joke

[Conway79]

Haha, I actually thought this was real until about half-way through.

[atarixle]

sure it's a fake ... but the GUI looks pretty real tho ... the funniest things is the small ticker scrolling at the bottom

[PippoPappo95]

ITS A FAKEEEEE

[CQQK13S]

its just a macbook wheel is the ipod with a foldable screen with a gigantic screen lol. $2.6k lol. Easy to break - this is a joke gone weird

[paulfxbox360]

For the people missing the joke, watch carefully.

"Single Giant Button"

"Few 100 clicks away"

"Spent 45 minutes sending an email"

"Hummingbird battery, less than 20 mins battery"

Also look at the grammar mistakes on the guys email :L

[yleeuw]

Make it touch-capable, nit-wits

[Bader88]

Apple are loosing there minds i prefer my macbook keyboard

[chavitavb]

Hd is weird cause you can see the ladies wrinkles LOL. Uh im used to a keyboard and for those people who say that there keys get sticky and dust protect them get an Iskin , and make sure to clean them do it. It's productive. (-,-)) mac wheel looks so stupid LOL.

[froogleguitar]

dude typing is so much better. i think i would hate the wheel. i love the keyboard. >>

[DarkRain9000]

I'm so getting a mac book wheel. Man it annoys the hell out of me how my keyboard keys get stick together and i have to constantly dust out the keys underneath the keyboard! Now with the macbook wheel it will save me a lot of time and money. All I would have to do is wipe the surface and my macbook wheel is good to go!

BUY THE MAC BOOK WHEEL! Its going to change everything!

[sakuradelia]

lol Too funny.

[Badash0Productions]

Mac book wheel reserver is on this website Last time I checked ;)

hungrycrocodile (dot) co (dot) uk

[rain2405]

omg simple my ass typing is much more simpler than this crap lololololololol

[Quebequer]

its a fake dumb fuck

[madcoolfilms]

that be cool but fucking annoying!

[Hurricane2k8]

o c'mon stop stealing onion vids they have their own youtube chan.

[soulhunger1]

Funny, it's like the laptop version of the iPod.

[Inpact233]

It's onion news...It's fake ...All from onion is fake

[igortroy]

they actually did release something similar: it's called a Macbook Air....

classic video

[chickenflu4]

sucks!

[xskepticismx]

This was just TOO funny... 45 minutes to type an email. HAHAHAHA!!

[naryanr]

omg of course it's not real

[torabi3005]

lol this was sooo funny

[ToeKnee0126]

this can't be for real

[Pkr]

I want one.... this will revolutionize the entire clerical industry. I can't wait. Microsoft will soon follow....

[Geo4496]

that is retarted you know how long it will take to type!!!!

[Luisinthehouse]

I so wnat one^_^ But i'll have to save my money like crazy to get one.

[MasterGRabbit]

holy crap that looks real...

[avitron2]

"To reduce energy use, screen goes black after four seconds."

"Jobs: People who use keyboards

'standing in the way of human progress.'"

[Bogdan901]

Who the heck made up these sentences:

"The attractive peanut farmer graded the term paper"

"The aardvark asked for an aardvark"

The abortion went well" "The agile aardvark bated with beauties"

"The amiable crocodile brushed his teeth with a toothbrush"

"The ass brayed at the moon"

and many more brainless stuff...

[loganbyers07]

"Police awaiting Soduku Killers Next Move"

LOL

[kamikazefreak]

nice gag

made really good

[haavardlill]

hahaha! 1:03 "the abortion went well"

this proves it's fake!

[xFightForYoux]

That doesn't mean it's fake.

it probably is though.

and it's the dumbest idea i've ever heard of.

[AtomicTurkey]

Are you suggesting that the Pervertosaurus is real too? XD

(Trust me, if you've seen the Onion's other gags, such as the forementioned, youd know for sure its fake.)

[xFightForYoux]

Well I haven't seen them.

[saltjoe]

OMG! can't believe you never heard of The Onion. You should start youtubing their shit.. Funniest stuff eva!

[xFightForYoux]

I've HEARD of the Onion, and watched like two of their videos, but I'm not addicted to them.

I really don't find it funny, that's all.

[tomdurkee26241]

Pause it at 1:45....haha...the email is all messed up...imagine how long it would take to type a paper if it takes 45 minutes to type one e-mail...haha....

[Meddie97]

see its not teven the same original backround and 20 minutes of battery see how fake u serious

[ComanLaurentiu92]

The Mac is a productive machine!Not 4 games u asshole.

[kungriffey]

LOLL

[igortroy]

loved that "do actual work instead of just dicking around" comment in the end :)

and it has a battery that lasts 20 minutes, so you need to charge the thing after you are done typing an email..... hahahahahaha

[LeoLaredoMusic]

I had to go back and listen to when they talked about the hummingbird battery. LOL

[jonnham]

ha funny...

[Mattx41]

IT:S FAKE PEOPLE!!

[forehater]

no shit

[SiDCrAzY]

So many stupid people on youtube. Anyways I love this video and the Sony one too :)

[wesscoast]

so the whole thing was a set up to a joke about how 'PC are for real work, and Macs are for dicking around'

yet, what the hell do people buy PC's for? Playing Games. Something you can't do on a Mac.

[russ1311]

hahhahah the writing at the bottoms funniest scrooling across the screen

[soccermatrix]

"Everything is only a few hundred clicks away". Awesome. Oh yeah, and don't forget, you get a list of every single file in your hard drive. Priceless. I can't wait fore the 10 buttons mouse to come out.

[Huzlee]

I think this does every else well but typing. It will probably just end up being a tool for music/image editing etc. 45mins to typr an email. Did ya'll see how short the email was?

[Periance]

Its a joke..

[up4itgal]

It looks more complicated than normal typing.

[DaveTehManProduction]

Awesome video! If you like tech videos come look at mine.

[bunqiejump]

i sent this video to a hardcore apple fan i know and they thought it was real and want one

[thevalleyofhuleh]

Did you tell him you can't be his friend any more? I can't figure out which is scarier.

a) That some people commenting here think this is real.

b) That some people wish it was real.

[wesscoast]

and you believed him. that IS funny.

that and 'predictive sentence technology'

[ace2142vid]

its a lie

[joewillgo]

WTF is GOOD ABOUT THIS LAPTOP?! It has 10 min of battery?! WOW!!!

[bmhannah95]

are you a dumbass dude. the onion news network is a parody news network

[heHASaPOINT]

That looks crap

[adavey78]

at first i thought it was a prank joke but then realize they were really selling... what were they thinking!!!

[driverleft]

Thanks for letting us know it was a joke at the end, I NEVER would have gueesed!

[fibertech9]

This is one of my favorite onions because it is sooo apple to do something that retarted!

[CHEE000]

scroll to the letter u need, click, then select the type of letter u want, then click again and do this for the rest of the letters(alot of work to type an essay) choose from the hundreds of predicted sentences(pointless because there are so many options) powered for a full 19 mins before needing to be recharged(omg thats soo long jk) virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit(so its as tough as a glass) just a few hundred clicks away(way to many commands to remember). This computer is a joke!!

[RealMagician]

fucking useless, how are you suppose to type a letter or an entire essay or something. it would take hours. Waste of money

[MaxOrWhat]

the best thing is the seartch and the sentance completion thing... the keynboard is better though... thats gonna take too long to get used to

[Bajan01]

This is so fucking retarded

[Sointula2]

I think you'll find it'll work great - especially when dressed in invisible clothes.

[Bajan01]

im sorry i commented on this video like 35seconds in, when i realised it was a joke i was kinda embarassed :D

[thibaulthalpern]

You can always delete your own comments ;-)

[AdrianC614]

lmao

[mystapler]

The last part with the Sudoku Killer who will kill "1, 4 or 9 victims" was witty. I've actually played Sudoku, and that part cracked me up.

[thorduering]

See the files on the hard drive at 1:18 .

Just a few hundred clicks away...?! =))

Couldn't believe my eyes ... ahh... ears, sorry! :D

[littleboytree]

haha! at 1:02 the predictive text says "the abortion went well"

[mrmaciejm]

rubbish, how is this making anything easier

[bharathyp]

stupid utter rubbish, but funny hahaha

[sarganumerobis]

loooooool

[madsac182]

I just ordered one for Jan 2010. It will be fast, i was assured, its just a matter of getting used to it - like any new technology. I hope it comes with an armband so i can take it jogging.

[NexxtGen]

Bought one today and I hate it, but because it's made by Apple I love it! Is totally worth the 2600 dollars :D

[RandomMan1999]

The second generation of the mac wheel will be 4 ounces lighter, with no screen, harddrive or wheel.

rofl! 45 mins to write an email

[abcdominick85]

I can't believe how many morons are telling me about this like it is for real, are we really that naive that we would believe that mac, a marketing guru in the world, would use phrases like 'nothing is more simple than a giant button' to market its new multi million dollar investment, or 'everything is just a FEW HUNDRED CLICKS AWAY' haha, I personally think it is brilliant!

[flatbigwheel]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[mymackicksass]

you guys are so retarded. its a joke! apple would never be that stupid.

[neonkreuz]

of course they wouldn't 8-)

[metaldannie508]

45 min writing an email............omfg...

[visualsynthesis]

I would guess that the people who think this is real probably own a mac...

LOL @ "pour morons" .......wow

[meleeman90]

This is why we most people prefer normal PCs with Linux or Windows. :D

45 min. to type a email. rofl

[VoteGeorgeBushForGOD]

HAHAHA "one of the lucky few who tried out the keyboard, and it took him 45 mins to type an e-mail" LMAO

and the computer is "virtually unbreakable", unless dropped or hit, of course.... WTF?! LOL

[Talon21500]

This is shit. If I was on that laptop, it would have taken me half an hour to type out this comment.

[pokerstud001]

It's satire, oh Wise One...

[Himelmann]

Pour moron.... it's a joke !

[XboxLiveHumor]

"Pour moron"

Irony......

[truo]

Wats wrong with a normal keyboard, it will take ages to type things, it has 20mins befor recharging. An investment? Dont make me laugh!!! how comes the mac wheel is not on the apple website? is this really real?

[AnjuABCDE]

u r slow.......

[Aureious]

.......

[happydappyman]

i want the super light version with the removed screen hardrive and wheel

[kipper905]

IT WOULD TAKE FUCKING FOREVER TO "type" A PAPER!!!!

[BlackDreamer345]

niceeeee =D

[madwonderland]

I love it.

"It remains to be seen if the wheel will catch on in the business world where people who use computers for actual work, and not just dicking around."

[M1Music]

"The ass asked for better absinthe"

Gotta love that predictive text.

The ticker is funny also. That joke about the sudoku killer was great though. Very good!

[randomangel33]

Hmmm, It looks beautiful but I'd rather have a normal keyboard!

[GalenAus]

LOL

[santela]

what? its fake? nooo!!! i was gonna get it for my birthday!

[jezus22]

ok, now i see it's a fake, sorry for previous coments :)

[jezus22]

"...and repeat this process for each new letter, couldn't be simpler.

-aaaa "

fuck me this guy didn't sound persuaded

and imagine write some document, personal statment or cv. one big mistake.

[jezus22]

i can have that kind of keyboard in my mobile, not in computer. what a crap

[gourmetlunch]

indestructible unless dropped or hit hahaha, i love the Onion.

[liddok3vin]

lmao sudoku killer at the end

[Philip199417]

MACS SUCK HAVE FUN RIGHT CLICKING!!!

[alohaprincess]

So you're saying you can't figure out how to right click on a Mac? You really need every individual button to show you what to do?

Oh. Go Windows.

[thegreatcheesedemon]

I DO have fun right clicking

[sebasss93]

I totally agree with Gotchahehe !

[zjjuniorx]

epic failure! Get a PC!

[Gotchahehe]

Its a fake and PC fukin sux ;-)

[jnp4825]

they really had me going there :\

[AcDcDrummerJake1215]

lol that would just be stupid

[x3brian187]

wow this is like a laptop for retards that cant type.

i think this a fail laptop.

[thegreatcheesedemon]

I have a MacBook Wheel, and I love it.

[holymonkey3]

i believed it, until it said it was fake.

[yayitsezekiel]

man i love the onion!

"i'll buy anything that's shiny and from apple" LOL!

[vent0lin616]

In the sentence prediction: "The abortion went well."

LOLLL

[rgdouglass]

I only type 3 wpm. I wonder if this would help increase my typing speed. :D (Yes, I know it's a joke!)

[atvrider440]

haha good ol the onion. mac wouldnt do anything stupid like that

[MetaNoir]

Man this is the greatest satire ever. Apple suck so much you could actually believe this to be real if they didnt make it so clearly a joke.

[dizzuncan]

what exactly sucks about them?

[zoeyvision]

That's great! I was like, whaaa?? Then I started reading the scrolling news and new it was fake, but it was so funny when you find all the jokes and diggs<3 Loved it!